Vault: It's Melissa's turn for the morph suit Part 2

Summary

The Bert Show — Vault: It's Melissa's Turn for the Morph Suit (Part 2) Episode Date: August 6, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode continues the hilarious payoff of a classic Bert Show bet: Melissa Carter must don a blue morph suit and perform a public stunt in Atlanta’s Buckhead neighborhood. The team leans into playful banter and brainstorms ways to up the ante with group morph suit escapades. This segment is filled with authenticity, relentless teasing, and plenty of “you-had-to-be-there” laughs—making listeners feel like part of the inside joke.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Big Reveal: Melissa in the Morph Suit

• [00:46] Melissa Woo announces, “Melissa Carter just walked in in her morph suit right now.”
• The morph suit is described as “an all blue... Spider Man’s costume without the graphics. So it’s skin tight. I mean, from the head to the toe.” (Melissa Woo, [01:12])
• Melissa Carter, feeling exposed, quips about covering her privates:

  “Well, of course I am.”
  —Melissa Carter ([01:02])

• There’s group laughter at the oddness of hearing someone talk from behind the suit:

  “It’s almost weird to hear a voice come out of a private.”
  —Melissa Woo ([01:03])

2. Documenting the Moment

• Jeff is asked to "twit pic" the moment—listeners are promised pictures online.
  (Melissa Woo, [01:09])
• Alongside her striking blue morph suit, Melissa holds up a large sign, “Go Braves The Burt Show Q100,” handmade by Wendy. ('Wendy made a big white poster board sign.' Melissa Woo, [01:34])
• The plan: Melissa to stand at a busy Buckhead intersection, bet fulfilled.

3. Raising the Stakes — All-in Morph Suit Mayhem

• The show starts scheming how to make morph suit stunts a group event.

  “I do think it’d be funny if there were multiple morph suits on the corner at the same time.”
  —Co-host 1 ([01:50])

• Playful pushback emerges:

  “If it’s so funny, you go.”
  —Melissa Woo ([02:00])

• They float the idea of attending a Braves (racing) game as a full morph suit squad, aiming for TV time:

  “Now we need to get the seats behind home plate, so we’re on TV the whole time in our Morph suits?”
  —Melissa Carter ([02:35]) “You get five people in Morph suits, you’re gonna be on ESPN.”
  —Melissa Woo ([02:40])

4. Practical Concerns and More Laughs

• The group jokes about the impracticality of eating and drinking in morph suits:

  “I think it’s rude to sit in an all you can eat and all you can drink section with your mouth covered.”
  —Co-host 2 ([02:51]) “You can drink through that thing.”
  —Co-host 1 ([02:57]) “It’s not this one. Well, I’m not gonna even try.”
  —Melissa Carter ([03:01])

• As Melissa heads outside in the hot Atlanta weather, everyone thanks her for being a great sport:

  “Thanks, Melissa. Thanks for being a great sport about it, Melissa. And own it.”
  —Melissa Woo ([03:05])

5. Iconic Exit and Play-by-Play Setup

• Melissa (sort of) flips off the crew in her webbed gloves:

  “Did you just blue finger us?”
  —Co-host 2 ([03:16])
  “She did. She blue fingered us, but you couldn’t tell because it was a webbed flip off finger.”
  —Melissa Woo ([03:17])

• Producer Natalie is dispatched to be Melissa’s eyes and voice, with plan for a “play by play” as Melissa’s face is fully covered in the suit. (Melissa Woo, [03:21])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

[01:03] Melissa Woo:

“It’s almost weird to hear a voice come out of a private.”

[02:00] Melissa Woo (calling out co-hosts):

“If it’s so funny, you go.”

[02:35] Melissa Carter (on maximizing TV time):

“Now we need to get the seats behind home plate, so we’re on TV the whole time in our Morph suits?”

[03:01] Melissa Carter (resigned):

“It’s not this one [you can drink through]. Well, I’m not gonna even try. All right, well, I’m headed out, dude.”

[03:16] Co-host 2 / [03:17] Melissa Woo:

“Did you just blue finger us?”
“She did. She blue fingered us, but you couldn’t tell because it was a webbed flip off finger.”

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Segment Timestamps

• 00:46 – Melissa enters in morph suit; first reactions.
• 01:12 – Physical description; photos for social media discussed.
• 01:34 – Display of “Go Braves” sign.
• 01:50 - 02:25 – Morph suit group ambition escalates; stadium plans.
• 02:57 - 03:01 – Jokes about eating and drinking through the suit.
• 03:05 – Melissa prepares to brave the outdoors, cheered on as a good sport.
• 03:16 - 03:21 – Comic “blue finger” moment; producer Natalie sent to cover Melissa’s stunt.

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Overall Tone and Takeaway

The tone is light, irreverent, and playful—capturing the chemistry and quick-witted dynamic of The Bert Show crew. Listeners are drawn into the group's rapport, inside challenges, and riotous brainstorming. If you missed this episode, you missed not just a silly stunt, but the infectious camaraderie that makes “The Bert Show” a sought-after morning companion.

“She did. She blue fingered us, but you couldn’t tell because it was a webbed flip off finger.”
—Melissa Woo, [03:17]

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[Melissa Woo]

is the Birch show. Melissa Woo. Melissa Carter just walked in in her morph suit right now.

[Co-host 1]

That is awesome. You two look like Spider Man.

[Co-host 2]

It actually looks kind of cool on Melissa.

[Co-host 1]

That does look cool.

[Melissa Woo]

She's covering her privates though, with a.

[Melissa Carter]

Well, of course I am.

[Melissa Woo]

It's almost weird to hear a voice come out of a private.

[Co-host 1]

Did you twit? Pick it, Jeff.

[Melissa Woo]

So let me try to describe this before Melissa heads out. It is an all blue morph suit. We'll have pictures up online. But again, this morph suit is just like. It's Spider Man's costume without the graphics. So it's skin tight. I mean, from the head to the toe. And I don't know why I just

[Melissa Carter]

smiled at that picture.

[Melissa Woo]

And she has Wendy made a big white poster board sign.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Melissa Woo]

And it says Go Braves the Burt Show Q100 on it. And she's gonna be heading on out to a Buckhead intersection here in just a second.

[Melissa Carter]

I don't think I'm ever gonna bet again. I think I've realized that I'm never.

[Co-host 1]

You know, I do think it'd be funny if there were multiple morph suits on the corner at the same time.

[Melissa Woo]

If you wanna go, we got another one.

[Commercial Announcer]

If you wanna go.

[Co-host 1]

Well, we could draw another name out of the hat. I think it would be funny.

[Melissa Woo]

If it's so funny, you go.

[Co-host 1]

I'm not saying I won't party hard.

[Co-host 2]

Bye.

[Co-host 1]

Bye. But I just think it would be funnier to have multiples.

[Melissa Woo]

Okay, let's do a drawing. No, I'm gonna volunteer for that.

[Co-host 1]

Jen. That wasn't rigged just like the first One wasn't.

[Co-host 2]

I did say that at some point we all would have to go to a racing game dressed in the Morph

[Melissa Carter]

suits and just sit next to other people.

[Co-host 2]

I'm sitting on top of that. I'm paying big money. I'm getting a seat on top of the freaking dugout. And I'm heckling Bobby the whole game in my Morph suit. Look what you did to me, Bobby.

[Melissa Carter]

Now we need to get the seats behind home plate. So we're on TV the whole time in our Morph suits?

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yes. Or.

[Melissa Woo]

Or the ones at the Station owns those SunTrust seats, man. I mean, you got five people. I've always wanted to be on ESPN. You get five people in Morph suits, you're gonna be on ESPN.

[Co-host 2]

We'd totally be on TV.

[Melissa Carter]

Absolutely.

[Co-host 2]

I think it's rude to sit in an all you can eat and all you can drink section with your mouth covered.

[Co-host 1]

You can drink through that thing.

[Melissa Carter]

You can drink through this thing.

[Co-host 2]

There's a different one that you can drink through.

[Melissa Carter]

It's not this one. Well, I'm not gonna even try. All right, well, I'm headed out, dude.

[Melissa Woo]

And it's hot out there too, so. Okay, head on down to pocket. Thanks, Melissa. Thanks for being a great sport about it, Melissa. And own it.

[Melissa Carter]

Sorry, was that on camera?

[Co-host 2]

Did you just blue finger us?

[Melissa Woo]

She did. She blue fingered us, but you couldn't tell because it was a webbed flip off finger.

[Co-host 2]

So Natalie is gonna go. I didn't know. I don't know if Melissa was gonna be able to talk on the phone. So. Natalie is one of our producers. I just said. Can you do me a favor? Melissa's around the corner. She's dressed in all blue. Can you go be with her? Take my camera. Hop in the car and go with her. And I think you're going to have to do a play by play on account of her face being completely covered.

[Melissa Woo]

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