Vault: Listeners call to guess who the 9:45am man is

Summary

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The Bert Show

Episode: Vault: Listeners Call to Guess Who the 9:45am Man Is
Date: July 8, 2026
Theme: Solving the Mystery of the 9:45am Man

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Episode Overview

In this engaging, puzzle-filled episode, the Bert Show dives further into the "9:45am Man" mystery—a saga that's captivated listeners for weeks. With Whitney, the original tipster, returning for updates, and Frankie from Q100 providing boots-on-the-ground surveillance, the show crowdsources wild theories and unfurls even more baffling details. The gang is determined to find out why a mysterious man visits the same spot behind some townhomes every morning at 9:45am for exactly five minutes—rain or shine.

Listeners chime in with theories, the cast proposes new tactics (some sillier than others), and a new level of comedic intrigue is reached as the show's trademark banter and real-time sleuthing keep the story rolling.

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Key Discussion Points & Timeline

1. The Mystery So Far

[01:45–03:38]

• Whitney catches everyone up: The man’s strange daily five-minute visits have continued for months. She never expected the story to take off.
  • Whitney: "I really thought it'd be done after like a couple days. I had no clue." (01:55)
• Burt/Co-hosts acknowledge the attention the mystery has gotten: even town locals are asking about "the townhouse guy."
• Despite skepticism from emailers who suggest the man's just playing them, Whitney insists the behavior is genuine.

2. Surveillance Operation: Birdhouse Camera Tactics

[03:00–06:25]

• Frankie sets up a motion-detecting camera (hidden in a birdhouse!) for surveillance.
  • Co-host: "Even more bizarre is that camera is in a birdhouse... Random. This is our birdhouse surveillance camera." (03:27)
  • Frankie: "I went there personally... I put the birdhouse up again... I saw the guy pull up... when he saw the birdhouse, he totally freaked out." (05:03)
• The only action caught: a cat and a dog linked to the home. No evidence of the man entering the house on camera.

3. Trail into the Woods

[05:51–07:22]

• Frankie: The man doesn’t enter the townhouse, but instead heads into nearby woods behind the homes.
• Frankie explores the woods and finds only a faint trail and a hole under a fence big enough for a small animal or objects to pass through.
  • Frankie: "It leads to a fence with a hole underneath it... it does not lead anywhere else." (05:55)
  • The nature of what’s being done or exchanged (if anything) is a central point of speculation.

4. Theories and Listener Involvement

[10:13–15:19]

• The crew brainstorms (often hilarious) ideas to catch the man in the act—dressing like a "woodland sprite" or using a rock camera.
  • Co-host: "I would dress like a woodland sprite... just dance and frolic in the woods." (07:32)
• Listeners call in with their own suggestions and suspicions:
  • Karen: Maybe he's spying on his wife (10:19).
  • Roseanne: Maybe a “peeping Tom” (13:02).
  • Brandy: Maybe hiding his smoking habit (14:44).
  • Lisa: Drug transaction theory, urges caution (15:19).
• Cast members volley more ideas: is something being passed through the hole? Is it a drop-off from the other side?
  • Co-host: "I think they're passing stuff. It's too much of a coincidence that the hole is at the end of the path." (10:55)
  • Whitney: "Now I'm thinking, what if he's, like, going to pick something up?" (12:17)

5. Suspicious Clues and Comedy

[09:12–10:06]

• Frankie finds just one “kind of new” New Balance sneaker in the woods—no recent shoe drop-off observed.
• Banter about one-legged men and the idea of a dog carrying the shoe into the woods.

6. Law Enforcement and Escalation

[16:11–18:09]

• Frankie recounts almost getting detained while setting up the birdhouse camera at night—police were called by a neighbor.
  • Frankie: "When I went to go put the birdhouse up the night, I did get pulled over and I did get searched." (16:52)
• The cast debates whether to bring police in, or just use a less conspicuous deer cam for continued surveillance.

7. Final Theories & Next Steps

[18:09–20:47]

• The main cast weighs the risks of further amateur investigation versus turning matters over to authorities.
  • Co-host: "I think we have enough to involve police." (16:19)
  • Co-host: "At this point, we wouldn't want you [Frankie] shot." (20:17)
• Jeremy, another listener, urges dropping the drug theory as too risky, and Frankie jokingly references childhood experience—not meth!
• The Bert Show leaves things unresolved but promises to continue the investigation, perhaps using a new camera type or a direct approach.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Burt (on the attention this mystery has gotten):
  • "Everybody I talk to is like, whatever happened to that townhouse guy? Who is that dude?" (02:19)
• Frankie (on operation birdhouse):
  • "He stopped and he flipped out when he saw the birdhouse for some reason, just stopped in his tracks and started looking around." (05:23)
• Co-host (on surveillance tactics):
  • "I would dress like a woodland sprite... frolic in the woods like you belong there and just observe him." (07:32)
• Listener Karen (on the man's intentions):
  • "I'm wondering if he's spying on his wife." (10:19)
• Co-host (on the woods theory):
  • "It's too much of a coincidence that the hole is at the end of the path.” (10:55)
• Co-host (on the passing stuff theory):
  • "There has to be some kind of intent for him to go back there every single day at the same time." (11:14)
• Listener Roseanne:
  • “Maybe he's a peeping Tom. And maybe he's going back there to relieve himself.” (13:06)
  • Co-host: “So that would make him a peeing Tom.” (13:17)
• On surveillance mishaps:
  • Burt: "Watch one of the neighbors call the cops on Frankie... this weird dude is putting up a birdhouse." (16:45)
  • Frankie: "When I went to go put the birdhouse up... I did get pulled over and I did get searched for being in that... In the neighborhood." (16:52)

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Engaging & Memorable Moments

• The birdhouse camera concept, both hilarious and ingenious.
• Listeners’ bizarre and creative theories: woodland sprites, deer cams, and chihuahua bodyguards.
• Frankie’s brush with the police, adding real stakes to the amateur investigation.
• The recurring joke about one-legged men and "peeing Toms."
• The show’s blend of genuine mystery, local color, and trademark humor.

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Major Timestamps for Reference

• 01:45–03:38: Whitney’s update, background on the case
• 05:23–06:25: Frankie details his surveillance, man notices birdhouse, woods trail
• 09:12–10:06: Discovery of sneaker in woods, theorizing about what’s happening
• 10:19–12:39: Listener theories—spy, peeping Tom, passing objects
• 13:02–16:00: Listeners expand on voyeurism, drug drop, hiding secrets
• 16:52–17:06: Frankie recounts police encounter while surveilling
• 18:09–20:47: Next steps, escalation talk, risk assessment

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Conclusion

The case of the 9:45am man continues to grip The Bert Show’s audience, blending local mystery with community sleuthing and high spirits. As the theories multiply and surveillance efforts get ever more elaborate (and risky), the real answer remains tantalizingly out of reach. Whitney, Frankie, the hosts, and callers conspire to keep the intrigue alive, with big laughs and plenty of questions left for next time.

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Transcript

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[Co-host 1]

The bird show.

[Burt]

All right, let's get Whitney back on here. We're moving forward today, people.

[Co-host 2]

Okay.

[Co-host 3]

All right. Awesome.

[Co-host 1]

Off the chain.

[Burt]

Hey, Whitney.

[Whitney]

Hello.

[Burt]

Hey, how are you?

[Whitney]

Good, how are you?

[Burt]

Whitney, when we initially talked to you about this three weeks ago, I had no idea that this thing would take on the life form that it has taken on.

[Co-host 2]

Agreed.

[Whitney]

I really thought it'd be done after like a couple days. I had no clue.

[Co-host 1]

Are you totally sick of us?

[Whitney]

No, I love you guys.

[Burt]

Are you more curious now because she's over us? She can tell us. If you want us to stop, we'll stop. But now sort of. We're curious about it.

[Co-host 2]

Oh yeah.

[Whitney]

No, I want to really find out.

[Co-host 3]

So does everybody else in town.

[Burt]

I know, right?

[Co-host 3]

I mean, everybody I talk to is like, whatever happened to that townhouse guy? Who is that dude?

[Whitney]

I know.

[Burt]

Is he still coming around? Because I got an email yesterday from a virtual listener that says that the joke is on us. Like, this guy is a listener. He knows exactly what he's doing. And she's. She thinks he's just playing us.

[Whitney]

No, no, he's still doing it. Like, I've been out of town all weekend, but, I mean, all last week and the weeks, I've been talking to you still every day at the same time.

[Burt]

Same time.

[Whitney]

It's not a joke. It's really.

[Co-host 3]

It's not a joke.

[Burt]

And it's the same routine every single day. Now he's still going behind the townhouse, and he goes into one of the townhomes for five minutes.

[Whitney]

Yes.

[Burt]

Same routine.

[Co-host 2]

Bizarre.

[Co-host 3]

Bizarre.

[Burt]

Okay, so the last we talked to you, we told you that we were gonna Send Frankie from Q100 down there, and he was gonna set up a motion detecting camera. This sounds so ridiculous. And he was gonna snap pictures, I think, of the inside of that townhouse that this person keeps walking into every single day. Just set it up outside so when the dude walks in, we'd at least have a shot of what he looks like.

[Co-host 2]

But even more bizarre is that camera is in a birdhouse.

[Burt]

Right.

[Co-host 2]

Random. This is our birdhouse surveillance camera.

[Burt]

So that was last week.

[Co-host 3]

Selfie, too. It's a cute birdhouse.

[Co-host 1]

Can a bird really move?

[Whitney]

It's cute. I actually saw it.

[Co-host 1]

Is there a hole in there for a bird to really move in?

[Burt]

Not for a bird, but you can

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

put bird seed in it. There was room for that.

[Co-host 1]

So it's a bird feeder.

[Co-host 3]

Right?

[Co-host 1]

Okay, got it.

[Burt]

So it's just sort of. It's sort of teasing the bird. Like it's big enough to put food in, but not big enough for the bird to go in this space.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Yeah, the camera's actually in the hole of the birdhouse. So where the bird would normally go

[Co-host 2]

is where the camera was.

[Frankie]

Bird.

[Co-host 3]

This is not about the birds.

[Burt]

You get pictures of the bird flipping you off, man.

[Co-host 3]

This is getting answers.

[Burt]

All right, so, Frankie.

[Frankie]

Hey, guys. What's up?

[Burt]

What's going on, dude?

[Frankie]

Oh, nothing. All right, I got. I got a couple updates with this. This is. This is. You guys are gonna love this.

[Burt]

All right, bring it on, man.

[Frankie]

All right, so I put the birdhouse up, and I went and looked at the footage, and it shows the only thing I Got it shows one cat, you know, jumping across the. The camera one during the day. But because it shows. It shows the garage door of the last house in question open up, dog comes running out and there's a car in the garage. And now a car never pulled up. So the car's obviously been in there. And five minutes later the dog comes walking back in, the garage door closed, and no guy.

[Co-host 1]

So there's a. And what time of day did the garage door open and close?

[Frankie]

This was about 1:30.

[Co-host 1]

In the afternoon.

[Frankie]

In the afternoon. And it picked Nothing up at 9:30 or when the guy shows up for that day.

[Co-host 1]

So 100% sure that that's the house he's going to.

[Frankie]

If I'm positive, I'm positive. I'm positive that's the house in question. Now, the reason why I say that is because I went there personally, because, you know, this is kind of frustrating to me. I went there and I put the birdhouse up again. I put the card back in the birdhouse and the. I saw the guy pull up and I walked around the side, waited for him. When he walked around, he stopped and he flipped out when he saw the birdhouse for some reason, just stopped in his tracks and started looking around. And he turned and he saw me. And I'm pretending I'm on my phone at this time talking to the real estate agent about the house and pretending that I'm waiting for her to come. So, you know, I'm talking kind of loud so he can hear me. So he thought nothing of it. And the guy does not go into the house.

[Whitney]

Okay, so what does he do?

[Frankie]

He walk. And he walks back into the woods.

[Co-host 2]

He walks into the woods.

[Frankie]

He walks into the back of the woods. Now, before he showed up that day, I went just to see if anything was back there, and I walked back. The trail in the woods behind the houses, it leads to a fence with a hole underneath it for maybe a cat to get through. And that's it. It does not lead anywhere else.

[Co-host 2]

Okay, so the dude did not go in the house because he saw you in the birdhouse. So he went to the woods.

[Frankie]

Right? So he does. He does not go into the house. The real estate agent was not lying. She does own the house. And he does not go anywhere near the house or in the house.

[Burt]

Okay, so every day. So he didn't go into the woods because he saw you. You think his routine every day is to go behind the townhouses and then walk into the woods and not go into a house?

[Frankie]

Yeah, he does not Go into a house.

[Co-host 2]

Oh, so the woods his destination.

[Co-host 1]

Yes.

[Frankie]

So he goes into the woods. Now I walk the trail and it leads to nowhere.

[Co-host 2]

Did you notice all the plants along the trail? Any pointed plants?

[Frankie]

No, no, I looked, I looked. Trust me, I looked. But anyway, it's all ivy and it's a Little Trail about 3 inches wide that you can walk through and it leads to the back of the fence and then nowhere else.

[Burt]

And there's just a little hole in the bottom of the fence that only like an animal as small as a small dog or a cat or a squirrel could get underneath.

[Frankie]

That's it.

[Co-host 1]

Or an item can be passed through.

[Frankie]

Or an item.

[Whitney]

Right, okay.

[Frankie]

Or an item. So I'm more confused now and curious than ever.

[Burt]

What?

[Frankie]

So I think I'm just gonna come straight out and ask him.

[Co-host 1]

You're gonna have to. No, I would go, I would dress like a woodland sprite. Like just wear like a toga esque thing made of ivy. And I think you should just dance and frolic woods like you belong there and just observe him.

[Burt]

Here's where there were two different levels to this. You lost me. Sort of in the beginning when you said the photo from the birdhouse showed a dog coming out of the garage, but you didn't see any person open the garage?

[Frankie]

Nope, no person at all. And it had the clear view of the house.

[Co-host 2]

It sounds like somebody lives there.

[Frankie]

The real estate agent apparently still owns

[Burt]

the house and there's a dog living in the house. And maybe they just hit the garage remotely from upstairs or something so the dog can let itself out.

[Whitney]

Well, I think, I think, I think

[Frankie]

the real estate agents probably just parked out from the house, walked up, went through the front of the house, came down, open up the garage, let the dog out, and then when the dog came back in, that was it.

[Co-host 2]

Well, dog's not gonna live in an empty home. I mean like somebody said empty, that

[Frankie]

the garage had a car in it and there was stuff in it. Like it, it's been limped in.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah. Okay, so that's it. So we don't care about the house anymore. We care about the dude going in the woods. Okay, the house is irrelevant now.

[Co-host 3]

So the dude goes into the woods to do what for five minutes?

[Co-host 2]

Well, now you gotta move the birdhouse into the woods.

[Co-host 1]

Well, you can't because then he's gotta know something's up. So you have to find.

[Co-host 3]

He already saw the birdhouse.

[Co-host 1]

You have to find a different type of camera. Like you have to get a non.

[Burt]

A rock camera.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, can you hide?

[Co-host 3]

Frankie, can you hide out in the woods? Is there anywhere to hide back there?

[Frankie]

Totally.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Listen it to me.

[Co-host 3]

You could hide in the woods and wait for him and see what he does.

[Co-host 2]

Well, he's coming in 20 minutes, right?

[Co-host 3]

What if he's getting rid of evidence from a crime little by little?

[Frankie]

That's what I was thinking. Because I looked around and the only thing I saw was like, almost a kind of new New Balance shoe just hanging out.

[Whitney]

What?

[Burt]

Say that one more time.

[Frankie]

A New Balance sneaker. Just one. And it's kind of new. It's not old and not weathered yet.

[Co-host 1]

So you're looking for a One Legged man?

[Frankie]

Yeah, or somebody buried.

[Burt]

Wait, I'm starting to get lost here. So you saw him take a New Balance shoe back into the. Into the woods and didn't.

[Frankie]

No, no, no. He didn't have anything in his hands, nothing in his pockets. So the whole Ferrell cat thing is. Is. Is out the window.

[Co-host 1]

Okay.

[Frankie]

When I went back there before he showed up just to, you know, see what was going on back there, all that was back there was just a New Balance shoe that wasn't weathered yet. It was kind of new. And that's it.

[Co-host 1]

That's where the One Legged man threw it. Because he. You can only buy shoes and pairs. So he bought a shoe for his one foot.

[Co-host 2]

Could be the dog taking it back there. So.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Right.

[Co-host 2]

So he's coming in 20 minutes or so. So do you plan on hiding in the woods this morning?

[Frankie]

No, there's no way I'd be able to make it out there.

[Burt]

Okay, okay. All right, hold on. Let's get some theories here. Here's Karen. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Whitney]

Hey, Burt. Show love, y'. All.

[Burt]

What's up, Karen? You got a theory?

[Whitney]

I thought that someone had said he lives behind the townhouses. I'm wondering if he's spying on his wife.

[Co-host 2]

He's what?

[Burt]

Spying on his wife from behind the fence.

[Co-host 2]

That's really good for five minutes. That's fine.

[Frankie]

I don't know.

[Co-host 3]

He could be spying on somebody.

[Whitney]

He can peek through the ivy maybe and see if somebody's coming over.

[Co-host 1]

Frankie, what's on the other side of the fence?

[Co-host 3]

Wow.

[Frankie]

Houses.

[Burt]

Okay, is there another townhouse that is directly in front of where that hole is in the fence?

[Frankie]

No, it's the back of a house.

[Burt]

Back of a house.

[Whitney]

Back of a house.

[Co-host 1]

Dude, I think they're passing stuff. It's too much of a coincidence that the hole is at the end of the path.

[Co-host 3]

No way.

[Co-host 1]

No, he's passing something under the fence.

[Co-host 2]

An animal cannot wait to find out.

[Co-host 1]

I think an animal may have dug it, But I think the fact that his path ends at where the hole is Means that there's something being transacted through that hole.

[Burt]

There has to be some kind of intent for him to go back there every single day at the same time.

[Whitney]

Really smart.

[Frankie]

Because he noticed the birdhouse and he knew something was up with the birdhouse. So the whole spying on his wife thing to see maybe if somebody's coming to the house. That's not a bad. That's not a bad theory.

[Burt]

Here's Renee.

[Co-host 2]

Good morning.

[Burt]

You're on Q100. This is so bizarre.

[Co-host 2]

This is so funny.

[Burt]

Hey, Renee.

[Whitney]

Hey, hon. Somebody needs to go out there and hide in the woods and see what dudes do. And I got a taser and a couple of chihuahuas. I will walk my dog back there

[Frankie]

Or I'll go hide along.

[Whitney]

But we need to know what he's doing. He's not going to tell us.

[Burt]

I don't know which one I'm more scared of. I don't know if I'm more scared of the taser or the chihuahuas.

[Co-host 1]

I have an idea. I have an idea that'll work on my theory. What if you just push some dirt into the hole, like, fill it in a little bit.

[Burt]

You don't want to scare him off, though.

[Co-host 2]

But an animal could pass. If it's an animal route, they'd, you know. You wouldn't know that he's the one that moved the dirt.

[Burt]

Whitney. Whitney, you have any theories about the townhomes on the other side of the fence?

[Frankie]

No.

[Whitney]

I was kind of thinking. Now I'm thinking, what if he's, like, going to pick something up that, like. Did you see him get anything through the hole and take it with him? Because maybe it's like a drop off from the other side. Like maybe someone in the other home is.

[Co-host 2]

But every single day is leaving something

[Whitney]

for him to take Every day.

[Co-host 1]

That's my theory.

[Co-host 2]

I just think it's going to end up being so simple but odd.

[Burt]

How can at this point, it can't be simple.

[Co-host 2]

But every morning, like clockwork, for five minutes.

[Co-host 1]

Yes.

[Co-host 3]

For how long has this been going on?

[Whitney]

I've noticed at least four months.

[Co-host 2]

I'm at first longer every day.

[Frankie]

Yep.

[Co-host 3]

Weird.

[Burt]

Here's roseanne. Good morning, Roseanne. You are part of the birch show.

[Whitney]

Hi. Love you guys.

[Burt]

Good morning.

[Whitney]

I just had a theory about peeping tom. That's the guy. I think he's A peeping Tom. And maybe he's going back there to relieve himself.

[Burt]

Oh, please don't.

[Co-host 1]

So that would make him a peeing Tom.

[Burt]

I don't think that's the kind of relief she's talking about.

[Co-host 3]

But could he, Frankie? Could he see into the house from the fence inside a window? It's that close.

[Frankie]

Yeah, well, it's close enough.

[Co-host 3]

Yeah, it's close enough so he could look at somebody changing clothes or something in there.

[Frankie]

Yeah, but five minutes? Come on.

[Burt]

Well, how.

[Co-host 2]

I'm still fascinated how somebody can change clothes in the same window every morning for five months at the same time.

[Burt]

I mean, if it is a bedroom window, everybody does have.

[Co-host 3]

Everybody has a routine of when they get out of their shower, get ready for work.

[Co-host 1]

It wouldn't be five minutes. Exactly.

[Co-host 3]

It could be. I'm not. When I get ready for work in the morning, I'm not without clothes for more than five minutes.

[Co-host 1]

Right, but you're not in front of the same exact window at the same time every single day.

[Burt]

Sure, sure you are.

[Co-host 1]

No, sometimes you sleep five minutes later. Five minutes. I just think it's too small of a window.

[Burt]

Well, I'm sure he's not seeing the same thing every day. But I mean, it's consistent enough if he is a peeping Tom, where he's seen it more than once.

[Co-host 3]

Right.

[Burt]

Hey, Robin. The back of the house. Hey, Robin.

[Frankie]

Not a townhouse.

[Whitney]

Hey, love you guys. Hey, I have a question. What happened with the leather jacket thing? I thought he was taking his jacket off and leaving it. Is he leaving it in the woods?

[Burt]

Frankie, Is he taking it?

[Frankie]

I've never seen any leather jacket.

[Burt]

No leather jacket?

[Whitney]

No. Lately he hasn't had it, so I don't know.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Getting warmer.

[Co-host 1]

I think he gave it to the One Legged Man.

[Burt]

Brandy. Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Whitney]

Good morning. I was just thinking maybe he was hiding the fact that he smoked and because he doesn't want his wife to know. So five minutes, I smoke. So five minutes, there's a cigarette and then he comes back.

[Co-host 1]

Maybe. Maybe it's not a cigarette.

[Whitney]

Maybe it's not.

[Co-host 1]

Maybe he gets to get to work at 10 o' clock and that's 15 minutes from his work. And he pops into the woods for five minutes. He hangs out there, but he still shows up in the rain, right?

[Whitney]

Yes.

[Co-host 1]

That's dedication right there.

[Co-host 3]

Weird.

[Burt]

I can't.

[Co-host 2]

Can't think of anything.

[Burt]

Hey, Lisa. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Whitney]

Hey, I was saying I'm getting concerned because that sounds like Some type of drug transaction.

[Co-host 2]

It does.

[Whitney]

You need to be careful.

[Burt]

It does. Hey, Frankie, this guy you say is like his late 30s, early 40s?

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Burt]

Are you. Do you feel like you're in any kind of danger?

[Frankie]

No, no, no, no.

[Burt]

Not at all. You take this.

[Frankie]

I'm a pretty big dude.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, yeah.

[Frankie]

But I think, like, a nice guy. But he was really, like, when he saw the birdhouse. I wish you guys could see it. He was so thrown off by it and said, like, he was almost dancing like Elvis when he saw it. He didn't know what to do.

[Burt]

You know, some of these cameras. That is it. Big Daddy Spy.com that's been helping us out with this. Some of these cameras are so teeny. They're like half the. Your fingernail.

[Co-host 3]

Oh, really?

[Burt]

Yes, they're that teeny. Like, I could wear it in my shirt as a button on my shirt. So I'm wondering if there's some way that he can put that camera on the other side of the fence.

[Co-host 1]

But you don't want it on the other side of the fence. You want it on the fence to

[Burt]

be peeking through them like a hole

[Co-host 1]

or something, pointing at

[Burt]

that path.

[Co-host 1]

I almost think at this point, I think. I think we have enough to involve police.

[Frankie]

Oh, no, seriously. I think so too.

[Co-host 1]

Like, I don't want Frankie number one. I don't know.

[Co-host 3]

His property could be on the basis of trespassing.

[Co-host 2]

We don't know. It's not his property.

[Co-host 1]

But I think at this point, there's enough strangeness going on. And the last thing we want is Frankie to get hurt.

[Burt]

Watch one of the neighbors call the cops on Frankie.

[Co-host 2]

Frankie, this weird dude is putting up a birdhouse.

[Whitney]

He's walking around.

[Frankie]

I wasn't. I wasn't gonna tell you this, but now that you bring that up, when I went to go put the birdhouse up the night, I did get pulled over and I did get searched for being in that. In the neighborhood.

[Burt]

Really?

[Frankie]

Somebody. Somebody apparently called the police on me and was wondering what I was doing back there.

[Burt]

Seriously?

[Co-host 1]

Oh, wow.

[Frankie]

Yeah, seriously.

[Burt]

Okay, so wait a second.

[Co-host 3]

So I'm working for Q100 in the bird show.

[Frankie]

I. You know, I just said I was putting up a birdhouse for a friend, and I know it's late, but I just got off work. I didn't say anything about the radio.

[Co-host 2]

See, the difference with this guy coming is that most of the residents are probably at work.

[Co-host 1]

They're gone.

[Co-host 2]

They're gone. And so they're not gonn him wandering

[Burt]

around except for Whitney, here is Joe. Good morning, Joe. You're on Q100. Hi.

[Frankie]

Hey. Yeah, I was just wondering, why don't y' all have a deer camera strapped to a tree out there?

[Burt]

I mean, that might be the next way to go. Duh. I mean, duh, because the technology we were using in the birdcage basically works like the deer cam, but it's in a birdhouse. So now I think we just gotta take the camera out of that thing and attach it to a tree.

[Frankie]

Well, I mean, you can get these deer cameras for fairly cheap. I mean, they're probably 100 bucks at, like, any sporting goods place. You can go up there and grab one and just strap it to a tree. And they're motion sensitive.

[Co-host 1]

So I think, Frankie, you should cover yourself in urine and get into your stand because then he won't smell you or see you.

[Burt]

So, Whitney, we still don't have answers for you, but we just got more. Every time we talk. Every time we talk to Frankie, we end up with more questions than we do answers.

[Co-host 2]

Now, are we going to get in trouble for getting on that property and putting the deer cam on?

[Burt]

No, we're trying to.

[Whitney]

We're neighborhood private property. That I don't know. I mean, he got away with the birdhouse.

[Burt]

Is there anything. Is there anything to the fact that Frankie got pulled over by the police, but this guy's back there every single day?

[Co-host 2]

I just said that. He comes in at 9:45 in the morning. Everybody's gone. They don't see him coming in. When Frankie was there, it was at night. So of course I would call the police on somebody behind my house at night.

[Co-host 1]

We should get 10 more bird feeders and really trip this guy out and just put bird feeders all over the woods.

[Burt]

Jeremy says we need to get off the drug thing. Hey, Jeremy.

[Frankie]

Hey, man, like I ain't gonna, you know, say anything. But the whole drug dealer thing, man, that guy's making too many stops every day. It's just too obvious that he couldn't let us cover down, you know, making the same transactions every day. Okay, so that's way off on the drug thing. It's gotta be something else.

[Burt]

All right. Did you run a meth lab for a while?

[Frankie]

No, non meth lab. You know, prior experience as a child, I guess you would say.

[Co-host 1]

Got any more questions there, funny boy?

[Burt]

No, I'm good, thanks.

[Co-host 3]

Wow.

[Burt]

All right.

[Co-host 3]

Honesty's the best policy.

[Burt]

No, Bert, it was other hard drugs. But not meth.

[Co-host 3]

Yes, not meth.

[Frankie]

Bert.

[Burt]

Crazy Whitney said we'll Keep trying here. I don't know if this is going to be in the form of another camera or we just have Frankie down there and go, look, dude, I just gotta know, what are you doing down here? This is between you and me, and I'll never tell a soul who you are, but you gotta tell me what's up.

[Co-host 1]

That won't. I'll never tell us if that guy's up to anything shady. All right, I'll trust you. Birdhouse man.

[Burt]

So where do we go from here then?

[Frankie]

Birdhouse man.

[Co-host 1]

I think maybe do. Maybe do one more camera in the woods. But I think as far as Frankie being anywhere around there at 9:45 in the morning, I don't think he does that anymore. If this guy's up to something illegal, I just don't think it's worth it.

[Co-host 3]

It's definitely not worth it for us to be put in harm's way.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, Frankie has proven to be a valuable employee. And at this point, we wouldn't want you shot. Now if Brandon would be willing to go out there and do stuff, that's

[Co-host 2]

a whole different story.

[Co-host 1]

We totally. You're totally expendable, dude. And you proved that with your brackets.

[Frankie]

Yeah, with the brackets.

[Burt]

All right, Whitney, we'll be in contact with you soon, okay? If you believe it's a drug deal, you can just send somebody up and just walk by them and just be like, hey, you know, you got something,

[Frankie]

you know, maybe a new person, just

[Whitney]

go up to him.

[Co-host 2]

He gets arrested too.

[Burt]

Yeah, you've got some experience in this area. Also, I run a meth lab. You know, the bird show.

[Frankie]

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[Burt]

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[Whitney]

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[Burt]

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