Vault: Love, Lost, & Found: She's looking for the "SWAT" officer she met

Summary

The Bert Show – Vault: Love, Lost, & Found: She’s Looking for the “SWAT” Officer She Met

Date: May 21, 2026
Theme: Helping a listener locate a memorable stranger from a recent encounter

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show features a segment from their “Love, Lost & Found” series. The hosts help Debbie, a listener, track down “Micah,” a man she had a memorable but brief conversation with at a social event. Throughout the show, the cast gathers details, theorizes about Micah’s unusual resume, and takes calls from listeners to solve the mystery. The tone is lively, playful, and supportive, with the hosts and callers collaborating to unravel the intrigue.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Debbie’s Story: The Meeting with "Micah"

[02:10–05:15]

• Debbie recounts attending Old School Saturday at the Hyatt with friends Donna and Melissa.
• She met a man named Micah (spelling possibly MICHA, MYCAH, etc.), whom she spoke with for about 10–15 minutes.
• Notable personal details:
  • Works for “SWAT” (later specified as federal and police SWAT).
  • Also claims to be a pastor (“He said he was a pastor, which I thought was an interesting combination.” – Debbie, [03:35]).
  • Member of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity (wore a distinctive pin).
  • Physical description: 5’8”–5’9”, “chocolate brown complexion,” low cut hair.
  • Did not drink or dance socially; was out with friends after a housewarming.

2. The Panel’s Reaction & Humor

[03:17–04:45]

• Hosts express surprise at the combo (“SWAT” officer + pastor) and joke about the profession:
  • “He’s a gun-toting pastor.” – Host [03:54]
  • “If he doesn’t dance socially, then I’m guessing he only dances, like, when the Lord moves him while he’s preaching to his flock.” – Co-host [06:46]
• Speculate on whether “SWAT” is real or just a cool pick-up line, referencing Maxim magazine’s “cool profession” tips.

3. Gathering More Details

[05:47–06:45]

• Additional facts:
  • Met the Saturday before Thanksgiving.
  • Micah had just bought a house (but didn’t mention the city).
  • Debbie admits she was a little tipsy: “Jack was my friend that night, if you know what I’m saying. So I’m not too clear on the details…” – Debbie [05:15]

4. Listener Clues and Deductions

[07:15–07:55]

• Sean calls in to clarify: There’s a “SWAT Ministries” in Athens, Georgia, suggesting “SWAT” might be a church or youth ministry, not law enforcement.

5. The Lead That Solves It

[08:05–10:14]

• Another listener, Sean, calls and confirms he knows Micah (who also goes by Mike):
  • Confirms Micah is with SWAT (actual law enforcement) and provides (off-air) information.
  • Says Micah often protects high-profile officials (the governor or Lieutenant Governor).
  • Affirms Micah is a part-time youth minister (“He actually is a youth minister at one of the churches that he does part time work at.” – Sean [09:53]).
  • Adds that Micah plays softball nationally on a law enforcement team; most teammates are law enforcement or customs agents.
  • Sean has done tile and hardwood at Micah’s and his mother’s home, proving a close connection.

6. Hosts’ Excitement & Resolution

[10:02–11:43]

• The cast celebrates the quick identification:
  • “That might be the fastest we ever found anybody.” – Co-host [10:02]
  • “This guy is a stud.” – Host [09:59]
  • “I want to date this guy.” – Co-host [10:11]
• Respect privacy, opting to connect Debbie with Micah off-air.
• Debbie, clearly excited, thanks the crew for their help.

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Memorable Quotes and Moments

| Timestamp | Quote | Speaker | |-----------|-------|---------| | 03:35 | “Being a pastor, which I thought was an interesting combination.” | Debbie | | 03:54 | “He’s a gun-toting pastor.” | Host | | 05:15 | “Jack was my friend that night, if you know what I’m saying. So I’m not too clear on the details, but I really enjoyed the conversation.” | Debbie | | 06:46 | “If he doesn’t dance socially, then I’m guessing he only dances, like, when the Lord moves him…” | Co-host | | 09:53 | “Yeah, he actually is a youth minister at one of the churches…” | Sean (Listener) | | 10:02 | “That might be the fastest we ever found anybody.” | Co-host | | 09:59 | “This is our guy right here. This guy is a stud.” | Host | | 11:33 | “So cute. You know she’s smiling ear to ear, aren’t you?” | Co-host |

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Important Timestamps

• 01:32 – Start of Debbie’s call and segment.
• 02:10 – Debbie describes the event and first encounter.
• 03:08 – “SWAT” and “Pastor” revelations.
• 04:33 – Description of Micah’s fraternity and physical details.
• 07:15 – Sean calls in about “SWAT Ministries.”
• 08:05 – Listener Sean confirms Micah’s identity and real background.
• 09:53 – Clarifies Micah’s role as a youth minister, not just law enforcement.
• 10:02 – Hosts celebrate the fastest “match” on the show.
• 11:21 – Final logistics to connect Debbie and Micah.

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Summary & Conclusion

This installment of “Love, Lost & Found” is a classic example of The Bert Show’s real-life matchmaking. By crowdsourcing details and facilitating lively banter, the hosts transform a fleeting meeting into a promising reconnection, all while keeping things fun and respectful. Debbie’s mysterious “SWAT” officer/pastor is quickly identified thanks to the show’s community, and listeners get a firsthand look at how the combination of specific clues and collective effort can reunite potential love interests in real time.

Overall tone: Warm, playful, and community-driven, with the hosts amplifying both Debbie’s excitement and the humor of the situation.

Transcript

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[Sean]

the bird show.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Good morning, Debbie.

[Debbie]

Good morning.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

How are you?

[Debbie]

I'm great, thanks.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

All right, Debbie, you know how love lost and found works, right?

[Debbie]

I do.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Okay, we're gonna ask you a whole bunch of questions and maybe you'll detail the night where it happened, what he told you about himself, all the details that you can possibly give us about this guy. And then inevitably somebody in our listening audience is gonna have a clue who this is. And we're hoping they call us 404741, Q100. Or they just call him directly and say call Q100 and then we can connect you guys.

[Debbie]

Okay?

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

All right. So where does the destiny begin?

[Debbie]

We, my girlfriends and I, Donna, Melissa. Because that's important. Because by the end of our Conversation. He memorized both of their names. We went to an event called Old School Saturday which took place at the Hyatt the Saturday before Thanksgiving. It's a huge. It's a huge venue. So I ran into him once and that was it for the evening.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Okay, and when you ran into him, was it at the bar? Did. How did you guys get introduced?

[Debbie]

Just kind of standing there. My girlfriend. And he kind of walked in with his friends and he stopped to talk to me and. And that was it.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

And how long of a conversation did you guys spend with each other?

[Debbie]

It was about 10, 15 minutes.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Oh, okay. Well, you should have plenty of details about this guy that we can share then.

[Debbie]

I do, but the details are kind of odd to me. Okay. He said he worked for swat.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

For what?

[Co-host or Commentator]

Swat, like for a police department

[Debbie]

as well as he said he was a pastor.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Wait a minute. Go back to swat.

[Debbie]

Yeah, he said he worked for the federal government. And I was like, in what sector? And he said swat.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Swat, like kills people with a rifle from a distance?

[Debbie]

I do believe so.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Okay, that's a cool, manly job right there,

[Sean]

if that's what he does by

[Debbie]

being a pastor, which I thought was an interesting combination.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Okay, so the second thing he said he was, was a pastor. Is that what you said?

[Debbie]

Yes, because he asked me during that conversation, he asked me what church I attended, and I told him, and then I asked him what church he attended and he said he was a pastor, and I don't remember the church name.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

He's a gun toting pastor. Okay, all right.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Okay.

[Debbie]

Which was an interesting combination. Which. So out of curiosity, I'm like, is this true? What's really going on here?

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

You know, Maxim used to have a segment in their magazine that would tell you the name of a really cool profession as a guy. You would read it, it would be like SWAT team. And they would give you all of the terms that SWAT uses. So when you were out in a bar, you could say that you were part of a SWAT team and really sound like you knew what you were doing. You, even though you had no clue, because it's just a cool, cool job.

[Co-host or Commentator]

It's a cool job.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Cool job. All right, so we've got. He's in SWAT and a pastor. What else?

[Debbie]

I know he's a member of the fraternity Omega Sci. Fi.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Omega Sci.

[Debbie]

He's wearing a pin, and I recognize the pin.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Okay, okay.

[Debbie]

He's about five, eight, maybe five, nine, Like a chocolate brown complexion. And his name is Micah.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Micah. Micah Omega.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Okay. We should be able to get this one. This is plenty right here.

[Co-host or Commentator]

His name is Micah. M I, C, a H. I didn't

[Debbie]

ask him to spell it right, but

[Co-host or Commentator]

I mean, not Michael.

[Sean]

Micah.

[Debbie]

Micah. So it could be M I, C, a H. It could be M, Y, C, A H. What's his hairstyle?

[Sean]

Low.

[Debbie]

Low cut. Jack was my friend that night, if you know what I'm saying. So I'm not too clear on the details, but I really enjoyed the conversation.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Okay, I got.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Okay, gotcha.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

This should be pretty easy right here. This is a lot of very unique details. All right, so we're looking for a guy named Micah who may work for SWAT but is also a pastor. He was a member of Omega Sci Fi.

[Debbie]

Yes, that's correct.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

About five, eight, chocolate brown Micah. And he's got a low cut haircut.

[Co-host or Commentator]

And he met you at old school Saturdays at the Hyatt.

[Debbie]

Right? Exactly.

[Co-host or Commentator]

The Saturday before Thanksgiving.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Okay.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Yeah, it should be. Should be easy.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

So during the course of that, like, 10 minutes, what did he say where you were thinking, okay, this is really somebody I want to hang out with?

[Debbie]

Well, he. Him being a pastor was quite interesting with this other job combination. And he said he didn't drink, he didn't dance socially. Things of that nature I found very interesting.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Okay.

[Debbie]

Because I'm not like that.

[Co-host or Commentator]

I love how he says, I don't dance socially. In my living room is a whole different story in front of the mirror.

He only does it.

[Debbie]

Why he was there is because he just brought it home. And his friends encouraged him to go out with them after his housewarming.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Did he tell you what city that he bought that home in?

[Debbie]

No, he didn't.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Okay. Still a nice little dance.

[Debbie]

That's a good detail.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Yeah, I think if he doesn't dance socially, then I'm guessing he only dances, like, when the Lord moves him while he's preaching to his flock.

[Debbie]

I guess so.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Or after.

[Debbie]

He could be a farce.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Or after he kills someone.

[Debbie]

So they're professional dances he's giving back to the community.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

All right, if you think you may know this guy, 404-741-Q100. Or you think you might have a clue for us that will lead him. Lead us to Micah, then. Give us a call. Here is Eric. Good morning.

[Sean]

Hey, guys. Just gonna let you know there's a ministry called SWAT Ministries out of Athens.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Okay.

[Sean]

So that could be the whole, you know, not a SWAT as necessarily a police person, but as a ministry.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

SWAT Ministry.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Looking at it right now, it's a youth ministry.

[Sean]

Right. I was Part of that ministry for a while.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Okay. Not as hot, but cool.

And do they list a Micah I'm looking for? I can't find out if this is only in the Georgia area, though.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Jennifer wants to know if you know what county he works in.

[Debbie]

I don't.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Okay, then let's go right to Sean. Hey, Sean. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Sean]

How's it going, folks?

[Co-host or Commentator]

Good.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

How are you?

[Sean]

I'm doing pretty good. I don't know if I should be giving out this information, but. His real name is Micah, but he goes by Mike.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

By Mike.

[Sean]

Yeah, and I don't want to say his last name. If she wants to talk privately, I can give out his information because he is with swat. This may give it away. He usually protects Sonny Perdue or the Lieutenant Governor.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Really? It's getting more intriguing. So is this a good friend of yours?

[Sean]

Yes, we. We play softball together. We travel all around the United States playing softball on a team. The funny thing is, everybody on the team, I'd say 90% of them are GBI agents, SWAT or Custom agents.

[Co-host or Commentator]

Is this a co ed team? We need to find out where.

[Sean]

Actually, you know what the funniest thing is? I leave tomorrow to go to Las Vegas for the World Series of softball and I'll be playing coed with a police team out of Indiana.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Oh, really?

[Co-host or Commentator]

You need to find some of these.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

You guys need an escort. So you know this guy. So if we put you on hold, can you give us his info and we can call him and then he can make a decision if he wants to come on with us or not?

[Sean]

Yeah, because I'm getting ready to do. His mom put the hardwood in his mom's living room for him. I did the tile in his house and now I'm getting ready to do the hardwood floor in his mom's house for.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

All right, so you definitely know who this guy.

[Co-host or Commentator]

This is the right guy?

[Sean]

Yeah, because soon as you said the omega 5. Yeah, but then I knew exactly who it was.

[Co-host or Commentator]

And did we get the pastor connection or no?

[Sean]

Yeah, he actually is a youth minister at one of the churches that he does part time work at.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

This is our guy right here. This guy is a stud.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yes.

[Sean]

Yes.

[Co-host or Commentator]

That might be the fastest we ever found anybody spiritual.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Guy was in a fraternity squat. He's an athlete because he goes around the country playing in softball.

[Co-host or Commentator]

I want to date this guy.

[Sean]

He's a pretty good guy. He's been around. I don't want to say the county, but he's been around this county. For a long time. He's well connected in and everything else. So when they started talking about it, because I listened to you guys every morning and I was like, I know this guy.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Well, Sean, you're the gateway here to Micah slash Mike. So let me put you on hold. Don't go anywhere, okay? And we'll get his phone number from you, and we'll see if he's open to coming on with us. Okay?

[Sean]

Okay.

[Co-host or Commentator]

And by the way, you're welcome for respecting the privacy and not putting any information about him on the air.

[Sean]

Yeah, I kind of broke that barrier.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Thanks, Sean. Hold on. Okay.

[Sean]

Okay.

[Co-host or Commentator]

I don't want to say anything about what he does, but he does protect the governor. I do not want to go into further detail about that, but he is a youth minister at a church. When he's not protecting the governor. Don't want to say anything more about that.

And he travels the country playing softball.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

I'm not.

[Co-host or Commentator]

I can't say anything else. He was in that fraternity. That is true. I don't want to say anything else.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Hey, Debbie. This is. This is as strong as a lead as we're going to get.

[Co-host or Commentator]

So slam dunk.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

We'll call you back here in a couple of minutes if we get his number and we can put him on with you today. And if not today, then for sure tomorrow. Okay?

[Debbie]

I appreciate it, guys. Thank you so much.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Thanks for having the confidence in us to find this guy.

[Co-host or Commentator]

So cute. You know, she's smiling ear t you, aren't you?

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

Because the resume just gets stronger and stronger and stronger with this guy.

[Co-host or Commentator]

So cool.

[Debbie]

It does. It does.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

All right, hold on one second. Okay.

[Debbie]

Thanks, guys.

[Sean]

Hey.

[Host (possibly Eric or main show host)]

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