The Bert Show — Vault: Men Call In to Say What They Actually Find Attractive

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode dives authentically and humorously into the real preferences men have for women’s bodies, challenging media stereotypes about attractiveness. Prompted by media criticism of Jessica Simpson’s weight gain, the hosts invite men—specifically white men—to call in and share their admiration for women with curves. The segment turns into a celebration of diverse body types, busting assumptions and offering encouragement and validation to listeners who may not fit conventional standards.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Media Scrutiny of Female Bodies

• The episode opens with commentary on Jessica Simpson’s recent weight gain and the harsh scrutiny women, especially white female celebrities, endure in the media.
• Kristin (Co-Host): Suggests media standards vary across racial lines, stating, “typically African American men like the curves and they like a more womanly figure, and the Caucasian men like the skinny girls.” (01:41)

2. Challenging Stereotypes

• The show addresses the misconception that all men—especially white men—prefer very thin women.
• The hosts want to give a platform to those whose preferences run counter to the prevailing narrative.

3. Listener Email: Ariel’s Story

• Ariel (via email): Shares that her husband loves women with “meat,” preferring sizes 12-16, and felt compelled to support her as she lost weight—though he doesn’t want her “to drop below £130.”
  • Notable Quote: “He even got down to a size preference. He prefers women that wear a size 12 to 16... He has actually requested that I not drop below £130.” (03:01)
• Ariel reflects on always being self-conscious due to societal pressure—until she found someone who “loves the extra package.”
  • Notable Quote: “Having sex with a skinny is like loving on a pile of coat hangers.” (03:31, attributing this to her husband)

4. Men Call In: Praising Curves

Michael (First Caller, 04:37)

• Married 16 years, wife is “thick,” and he says, “You just got more to love... It wouldn’t matter if she got up to £600. I’d still love her.” (05:00)
• He prefers his wife not lose too much weight, highlighting the importance of maintaining a body type he finds attractive.

Jason (Second Caller, 05:50)

• Wife is size 20-22, “gorgeous... very intelligent. I wouldn’t have it any other way.” (05:52)
• Jason says he'd never ask her to lose weight and loves her exactly as she is.

Derek (Third Caller, 06:35)

• His wife is on the heavier side. On their first date, she made it clear she wasn’t a “salad chick.” Derek appreciated her candor and loves her confidence and body.
  • Notable Quote from his wife: “Just tell me if I’m not looking healthy. I don’t want to be too fat. I don’t want to be too thin.” (07:01)

Michael (Fourth Caller, 07:58)

• Likes women “a little bit thick,” especially “nice thick legs, nice round butt, and an hourglass figure to the T.” (07:59)
• Finds extreme thinness unappealing, referencing “jeans commercials” with prominent bones as unattractive.

Dennis (Fifth Caller, 08:41)

• Fiancee was “about 170 when we first met.” After having a son, she is “a little over 200,” which Dennis finds beautiful.
  • Notable Quote: “I tell her every day, she’s beautiful, she’s got the best body and I don’t want nothing to change.” (08:46)

5. Encouragement and Validation

• The phone lines are “lit up,” demonstrating that many men share these preferences.
• The hosts emphasize how “refreshing” it is to hear men speak openly about admiring bigger women and how such conversations can bolster confidence among women listeners.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Ariel (email contributor): “He also says that having sex with a skinny is like loving on a pile of coat hangers.” (03:31)
• Bert (Host): “Do not get skinny in this house.” (03:22)
• Michael (caller): “I’ve told her it wouldn’t matter if she got up to £600. I’d still love her.” (05:00)
• Derek (caller): On his wife’s first-date comment, “I’m not one of those salad chicks. I think this is going to work out just fine.” (06:57)
• Dennis (caller): “I tell her every day she’s beautiful, she’s got the best body and I don’t want nothing to change.” (08:46)
• Kristin (co-host): “I think this will be encouraging for a lot of you guys. All this may be the first time you’ve ever heard this.” (04:24)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:00-02:20: Media scrutiny of Jessica Simpson and cultural differences in body preference
• 03:00-04:13: Ariel’s email about her husband’s preference for curvier women
• 04:32-09:06: Call-in segment — men share their love for “thick” and curvy women, show of widespread support
• 09:06-09:17: Hosts reflect on the positive response and wrap up the segment

Tone & Takeaway

The tone throughout is upbeat, affirming, and playful, with an undercurrent of authenticity. By showcasing real men's admiration for bigger women, the episode gently dismantles harmful stereotypes and offers reassurance and validation to listeners. The hosts intend to empower women to celebrate their bodies and recognize that beauty—and desirability—extends far beyond the narrow standards promoted by media and popular culture.