Vault: Phil Back in the Dryer

Summary

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The Bert Show: "Vault: Phil Back in the Dryer"

Date: November 3, 2025
Host: Bert and The Bert Show Cast (Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, Phil, Jeff, Tracy, Dana)
Main Theme:
A hilarious, real-time segment where the cast tries to choose the next set of Mega Millions lottery numbers—in the most ridiculous fashion possible: by sending Phil into a giant industrial dryer filled with ping pong balls. As Bert and crew banter about lottery fantasies, they bring both slapstick and relatable humor, featuring Phil’s wild ride (literally) and classic show chemistry.

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1. Opening Discussion: Lottery Fever & "What Would You Do if You Won?"

• Lottery Fantasies:
  The crew starts fantasizing about winning a $220 million Mega Millions jackpot, poking fun at how people convince themselves the odds are in their favor.
  • Bert and Jeff joke about how anything under $100 million seems not worth buying a ticket for, but $220 million gets everyone interested.
  • "You know, and that’s obviously life changing, life changing money right there. What are you doing when you win $220 million? What’s the first thing you’re doing besides quitting?" —Bert [01:37]
• Cast Dreams:
  • Tracy and Dana dream about smashing their alarm clocks and never having to wake up early again.
  • Dana fantasizes about buying homes around the world: “My first thought was in Italy, right on the Amalfi coast, buying a place right there that just looks over the water...” [02:40]
  • Bert admits he’d spend on frivolous experiences, like flying all his friends to a private island and paying U2 $1 million to perform just for them. “You can spend the first $10 million, and it’s like, that’s not a big deal. And then I’m going to become, like, Usher, arrogant.” —Bert [02:57]
  • Jeff quips that he’d give most of it to charity—"the Jeff Dollar Fund." [03:54]

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2. The Main Bit: Phil in the Industrial Dryer

Setting Up the Stunt

• Why a Dryer?
  The team references a past failed attempt at putting Phil in a regular dryer, so this time, they’ve upgraded to an industrial one.
  “Now, when we tried this, like three and a half years ago, we put you in a small dryer, and didn’t work so well.” —Bert [04:29]

• Rules:

  • Phil brings 56 numbered ping pong balls (originally mistakenly only 50), matching the official Mega Millions setup.
  • The plan: Phil will tumble in the dryer, each spin yielding a new lottery number, until all numbers are chosen.

• Ping Pong Ball Mix-Up:
  Some classic show confusion ensues when the group realizes they’re six balls short, prompting a scramble for extras.
  "I've got my pen right here… I'll throw in the extra ones. I bought extra." —Phil [05:44]
  “We’ve got three producers on this show. Nobody thought to actually do the research on it.” —Bert [07:34]

The Tumble Commences

[From 08:00]

• Phil climbs into the dryer (with Tracy’s color commentary) as tension and laughter mount:
  “He’s nearly in. All right, there he is. Already turning. Okay, he’s completely in.” —Tracy [07:47]

• First Spin:

  • The door pops open, balls spill out, but the first draw lands:
    • Number 11 [08:49]
      "Can you see?" —Dana [08:35]
      “Yeah, we’re here. First number is 11.” —Phil & Tracy [08:38–08:50]

• Second Spin:

  • Number 51 [09:19]
  • Security camera worries. Tracy jokes, “No, but there’s security cameras everywhere, so I want to get this done with him.” [09:29]

• Third Spin:

  • Number 4 [11:12]
  • Tracy confirms, “Every time it goes upside down, like, he’s literally falling on his head.” [10:18]
  • Phil confesses: "This actually hurts a little bit more than I was expecting. And another concern... It gets hotter and hotter." [10:32–10:44]

• Fourth Spin:

  • Number 17 [12:03]

Final Spins: The Mega Ball Debacle

• Mega Ball Draw:
  Ping pong balls are put back in for the special Mega Ball draw.

  • Phil, now dazed and hot, quips, “I think my head’s bleeding.” [12:14]
  • Tracy: “Ooh, it is hot in there, Phil. I’m sorry.” [12:18]
  • The first Mega Ball lands on 47—but it’s invalid, as Mega Balls can only be 1–46! [13:39–13:51]
  • “He literally has his head in a trash can right now.” —Tracy, narrating Phil’s nausea [14:03]

• One Last Spin:

  • A dramatic, queasy Phil re-enters the dryer, the team pleading for a short spin.
  • Second Mega Ball drawn: Number 16 —finally valid! [16:03]

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3. Notable Quotes & Classic Bert Show Banter

• “Chemistry at the Laundromat.” —Phil, on the oddity of the stunt [04:27]
• “My elbows are bleeding from being up against the grates. I think my head... I’ve literally got my head in an empty Tide box right now.” —Phil, post-dryer trauma [16:22]
• “Let him out, woman. Let him out.” —Bert, playing up the melodrama [13:18]
• “There’s ping pong balls falling out of his pants.” —Tracy, on-site [13:33]
• “Wouldn’t it be worth it if there are 30 millionaires in Atlanta on Monday?” —Bert [16:38]

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4. Timestamps for Key Segments

• Lottery dreams & banter: [01:02–03:57]
• Introducing the dryer and rules: [04:03–07:10]
• Phil enters dryer / first spin: [07:15–08:52]
• Subsequent spins (choosing numbers): [09:00–12:08]
• Mega Ball mishaps / Phil’s squeamishness peaks: [13:39–16:22]
• Wrap-up & aftermath: [16:38–16:59]

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5. Segment Summary / Takeaways

• The Bert Show delivers a perfect balance of outlandish physical comedy and genuine camaraderie.
• The absurd lengths the team goes to create “official” lottery numbers is both slapstick and oddly heartfelt—reflecting the show’s realness and embrace of silly traditions.
• Phil’s willingness to suffer for the bit—and Tracy’s deadpan commentary—make for classic Bert Show moments.

Final numbers “drawn” (for Mega Millions):

• 11, 51, 4, 17, [Mega Ball: 16]

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For fans and newcomers alike, this episode combines the Bert Show’s trademarks: playful banter, emotional relatability, and inventive, laugh-out-loud stunts.

Transcript

[Burt]

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[Jeff]

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[Phil]

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[Jeff]

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[Tracy]

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[Jeff]

Listen, it's the vert show.

[Burt]

Now is the time to start, like, fantasizing about, like, $220 million. I mean, if you win that thing, I know you've probably done the math, okay? Like, if I take it in one lump sum, that's only $100 million, or I can get $1.5 million over the next 60 years or whatever, you start to trick yourself into thinking that, you know what? I could really win this thing.

[Jeff]

I can't. And I'm one of these people. But it blows me away that there's so many people who are like, ah, you know what? I don't even play it when it's 15 million. When it's 2, it's 15 million. Whatever. I could live without that 220 million, though. Sign me up. It's.

[Burt]

Well, it's even a higher number than that. Like, it gets to 100 million, you're like, 100 million, come on, it's not worth it. 10 minutes at the QT. 220 million. Now you've got my attention, right? You know, and that's a. That's obviously life changing, life changing money right there. What are you doing when you win $220 million? What's the first thing you're doing besides quitting?

[Tracy]

The first thing I'm doing is taking.

[Dana]

A hammer Taking my alarm clock and.

[Tracy]

Smashing the hell out of it.

[Dana]

Never having to get up again and again.

[Burt]

We say this every time this lottery hits. Like how people say, you know what? If I win this lottery, I don't really think it's gonna change my life that much.

[Tracy]

Oh, yeah, I'd change it.

[Burt]

I'm a totally different person.

[Tracy]

Absolutely.

[Dana]

I was fantasizing about it on the way to work because I got my Mega Millions tickets yesterday. I got some quick pics, and I drove by that billboard right past the Grady Curve on the Downtown Connector, headed north. Saw the big sign that says 220 million, and I did. I started thinking, what really would I do? Like, really what would I do? And I started thinking about the different places around the world. I would want to own a house.

[Burt]

Yeah, you could do that.

[Dana]

You know, just owning a home. Like, at first my first thought was in Italy, right on the Amalfi coast, Buying a place right there that just looks over the water. And then I started fantasizing about having, like, a ski town place to go skiing. So that was my first thought is, where else in the world am I going to own homes?

[Burt]

Mine are more, like, superficial and frivolous. Like, right off the bat, like, if I win that kind of cash, the first thing I'm doing is I'm, like, flying all of my friends to wherever, some small island, and I am hiring some band that will say, you know what? We'll play for you. But $1 million, and there's Bono and Edge and you two playing for me and 30 of my friends, because you can do that. You can spend the first $10 million, and it's like, that's not a big deal. And then I'm going to become, like, Usher, arrogant. I mean, when you get, like, $220 million, you can be. You can have that kind of attitude. You're allowed to. You can buy that kind of attitude.

[Jeff]

But the problem with that is you'll invite all of your friends, but none of them will have to go. We'll be able to go because they'll still have to work. So you'll be like, hey, why don't everybody. You want to come for three weeks? We're all gonna be. We're gonna be on this. We're gonna be in this. I've rented this entire resort in Maui. We'll all be there for three weeks. All right?

[Burt]

Nobody else could go, right?

[Jeff]

I can't come, Bird. I got staff meeting.

[Burt]

What are you doing with your money, Jeff?

[Jeff]

I'd probably give most of it to charity. Yeah.

[Burt]

That's what you do.

[Phil]

Yeah.

[Burt]

And that charity is the Jeff Dollar Fund.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Yeah. Or something like that. Keep it well hidden.

[Burt]

Hey, Phil.

[Phil]

Hey, there.

[Burt]

How are you?

[Phil]

What's going on, guys?

[Jeff]

What did you just say that was so funny to Tracy?

[Phil]

Oh, no, we were just looking. Nothing. We were looking at. There's. There's washers and dryers right beside each other, and there's a very small washer and then a really big dryer. And she looked at the washer and goes, well, good thing we didn't stick you in that one. And I go, well, look at it. It's tiny. I couldn't fit my left leg in that thing. And she thought it was funny.

[Burt]

You guys in your chemistry.

[Phil]

Chemistry at the Laundromat.

[Burt]

Now, when we tried this, like three and a half years ago, we put you in a small dryer and didn't work so well.

[Phil]

Negative.

[Burt]

So you had to specifically look for an industrial size dryer this time, right?

[Phil]

Correct. And I found one.

[Jeff]

Even though you've lost weight.

[Phil]

Yeah, well, I don't even. Yeah, these. Yeah, these. Even the small ones here are too small for. Mina could fit in there. Actually, Scott, Tracy and Mina could fit in one of those, but not me.

[Burt]

What we're gonna do is we are gonna put Phil Turana in this industrial size dryer. He has how many ping pongs?

[Phil]

50.

[Burt]

Ping pong balls.

[Phil]

50.

[Burt]

50.

[Dana]

5.

[Phil]

0.

[Burt]

50. Is that right? Jeff? Jeff, what's the matter? What's the matter?

[Dana]

What's the matter? John, look on your.

[Burt]

Don't you take those headphones off? What's the matter? Where are you going?

[Dana]

Did you.

[Tracy]

What'd you win the. Where are you going?

[Burt]

Hold on a sec.

[Tracy]

Bill, do you win the lottery?

[Jeff]

It's 50.

[Dana]

Not the right number.

[Burt]

Where you go.

[Tracy]

Oh, see, Jeff's.

[Dana]

Oh, what?

[Tracy]

56.

[Burt]

It's 56. Phil, you're supposed.

[Phil]

Well, I have a couple extra. I can throw those in there, too.

[Tracy]

Jeff, just you. Jeff, just quit.

[Burt]

It's supposed to be 56 ping pong balls. And, Phil, you have 50.

[Phil]

Okay, I'll throw in the extra ones. All right, I bought extra.

[Burt]

You got a Sharpie there with you and a pen and all that?

[Phil]

I've got my pen. I've got my pen right here.

[Burt]

Okay, why don't you go ahead and go 51 through 56 on that?

[Phil]

Okay? All right, I bought extra.

[Tracy]

I'm prepared this time.

[Phil]

No, I got extra.

[Burt]

No, I'm laughing at Jeff because this is his fault. Let me know when you're done with the ping pong balls. And then what Phil will do.

[Phil]

Stop, I got extra.

[Burt]

Phil will go inside the dryer with the ping pong balls and he will. Is it. How is it the ping pong ball that actually spills out of the dryer or is it the one that he grabs?

[Jeff]

I think it's the one that he grabs.

[Burt]

Okay.

[Phil]

Yeah, because you have to shut the. You have to shut the door to get the thing rotating.

[Dana]

You have to tumble before you are gonna grab one.

[Jeff]

Can I answer that?

[Phil]

Yes, that is correct.

[Jeff]

He'll tumble. He'll tumble five times and pull the five Mega Millions balls out and then. Or the five lottery balls out. Then he'll tumble one more time and pull out the mega million. A total of six.

[Burt]

Got it. And these will be the officially endorsed by Burt show numbers to play this weekend. Okay.

[Phil]

All right, I've got them all numbered. I have one to 56 now. All right, don't get all mad at me. I'm putting them in. Okay.

[Burt]

All right. Insert self in industrial dryer.

[Phil]

Producer Tracy's here as well.

[Burt]

All right. You want me to put her on? Hold on a sec. Insert self.

[Dana]

Insert self.

[Burt]

Hey, Tracy.

[Tracy]

Hey, you guys. How are you?

[Burt]

Good. You didn't know that there were 56 numbers in the Mega Millions?

[Tracy]

Look, I'm just here for the ride. This is not my bit, but I brought extra.

[Burt]

We've got three producers on this show. Nobody thought to actually do the research on it.

[Tracy]

I did.

[Phil]

That's why I brought Extra Fridays ago. I can't handle that stress.

[Burt]

Are you in the dryer now? Is that why it's extra?

[Tracy]

No, he's trying to climb his way in. He's trying to figure out the right angle to get himself in there. Sounds like he's at Turbo Field. He's got one fit in. He's nearly in. All right, there he is. Already turning. Okay, he's completely in.

[Dana]

Is the door shut yet?

[Tracy]

I'm sorry, what?

[Dana]

Did you shut the door yet?

[Tracy]

Not yet. Move your leg. All right, ready? All right.

[Phil]

Oh.

[Tracy]

Okay, he's completely in the dryer. I'm putting the quarter in.

[Burt]

All right.

[Jeff]

One quarter.

[Tracy]

Turning the handle. Are you ready?

[Burt]

Yep.

[Tracy]

All right, cool. Here we go.

[Dana]

Can you see?

[Burt]

Yeah, we're here. You there?

[Phil]

Yeah. Okay, the first tumble, the door opened up and I kicked a couple of the balls out. What's the first number is?

[Tracy]

11.

[Burt]

The first number is 11.

[Dana]

11.

[Burt]

Okay.

[Jeff]

Are you sure you're looking at that right side up?

[Tracy]

Yes, I'm looking at it right side up. But either way, it's 11. All right, we doing it again?

[Burt]

Spin it again. Yep.

[Tracy]

Ready?

[Phil]

Oh, Jesus. Oh, God, Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. Oh, God. Jesus. Good God.

[Tracy]

All right, you guys ready for the next one?

[Burt]

Yes. The second ball number is.

[Tracy]

Hold on. It's rolling all the way down, and it is 51.

[Jeff]

Tracy, is there anyone else in the Laundromat with you?

[Tracy]

No, but there's security cameras everywhere, so I want to get this done with him.

[Burt]

Yeah, the last time we tried this, he got booted out of there, right?

[Tracy]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Trouble. You got plenty of time with the security cameras before you get kicked out. They're going to call about nine people over and go, is this right? Am I really seeing this?

[Phil]

I just found the dryer sheet.

[Burt]

All right, third spin, Phil.

[Tracy]

All right, here we go.

[Phil]

Oh, God.

[Jeff]

Okay, is he going completely upside down? Tracy.

[Tracy]

Okay, then, Tracy, when he.

[Jeff]

When he turns, does he go, like, completely upside down?

[Tracy]

Oh, yeah. And it's moving fast, too.

[Jeff]

So how many times, like, between each time you open the door, is he going around?

[Tracy]

Probably about 10 or 15.

[Jeff]

Oh, really?

[Tracy]

Yeah, it's moving really fast. Like, it looks really painful because he's so, like, he's so much smaller. So, like, he's actually, like, every time it goes upside down, like, he's literally falling on his head.

[Phil]

Y' all hear me?

[Burt]

Yes, we can hear you.

[Phil]

I'm sorry. Keep your finger on delay. This actually hurts a little bit more than I was expecting. And another concern I just got with each rotation. This is an industrial size dryer. It gets hotter and hotter.

[Burt]

Well, you needed to lose that water weight. You told us. There you go. This is it.

[Dana]

This is endorsed by your trainers.

[Phil]

All right, here we go. Let's try a new position here. All right. Oh, God. Oh, we walked in the same floor.

[Jeff]

Letting it go a little longer, Tracy. So you get a good, good number this time.

[Tracy]

All right, you ready?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Tracy]

The next number is four.

[Burt]

Four.

[Tracy]

Okay.

[Burt]

All right. Okay, you said there are five numbers and the mega millions, right?

[Jeff]

Five numbers. Then you take the ones that have already been won and you put them back in, and then you draw the mega millions.

[Tracy]

I'm sorry, Phil. How many more do we have? Just two more.

[Jeff]

11.

[Phil]

Are you mad at me?

[Burt]

Well, the skydiving thing, it's gonna hurt for a while.

[Jeff]

Tracy, now you're in charge of how long he goes for.

[Tracy]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.

[Jeff]

Are you in charge of how long he spins for?

[Tracy]

Well, he, like, starts when it starts to get too painful. He Starts trying to kick the door open. So now he's actually in charge of how long he spins for.

[Burt]

Okay?

[Tracy]

Because as soon as he kicks the door open, the whole dryer stops. All right? The next number. 17.

[Burt]

17. All right, now you have to throw all of those back in there, and that becomes our Mega Millions ball.

[Phil]

Okay, I think my head's bleeding.

[Tracy]

Ooh, it is hot in there, Phil. I'm sorry.

[Burt]

I'm not dead yet. Just very badly burned.

[Phil]

Wait, wait, Tracy, hang on. Let me reposition.

[Jeff]

Tracy, are you physically strong enough to hold the dryer door closed?

[Tracy]

Don't kick too hard, okay, Phil? Yes, I am. All right, you guys ready?

[Burt]

Yes.

[Jeff]

This is a very important one. This is the Mega Ball.

[Tracy]

All right? You want me to count how many times it's gone around?

[Phil]

Sure, I'm ready.

[Tracy]

All right, Ready, go. All right. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20. Yeah, that's pleasant spot in there.

[Jeff]

Yeah, that's good. Yeah.

[Phil]

Let him out.

[Burt]

Let him out, woman.

[Phil]

Let him out.

[Tracy]

Oh, it stopped.

[Phil]

I'm getting frozen.

[Tracy]

Oh, they're in your pants.

[Burt]

What?

[Tracy]

There's ping pong balls falling out of his pants.

[Jeff]

That's probably the Mega Ball.

[Burt]

That's what he said for years.

[Tracy]

All right, the Mega Ball, which literally fell out of his pants, is 47.

[Burt]

47.

[Jeff]

Hold on. The Mega Ball can only be a number between 1 and 46, so he'll have to go again.

[Burt]

Is that true?

[Jeff]

Yes. Seriously, Traitor.

[Burt]

Don't do this.

[Dana]

Oh, Jeff, I can't help it if.

[Jeff]

He screwed up his Mega Ball.

[Burt]

Sorry, he's gonna have to go one more time. Tracy, I don't know that.

[Tracy]

He literally has his head in a trash can right now.

[Dana]

He is throwing me up.

[Tracy]

He looks nauseous. His face is bright red. He can hardly breathe.

[Burt]

Well, that's because you let him go 10 seconds too long.

[Dana]

What about the other one that fell out of his pants?

[Jeff]

Well, he should have two Mega Balls.

[Phil]

You want one more?

[Burt]

How bad do you feel?

[Phil]

Well, with this bin, this will do. I'll probably throw up on this one then.

[Burt]

Yeah, go back in.

[Tracy]

Oh, I feel bad for the people that use the dryer after you.

[Phil]

Hang on one second.

[Tracy]

He's trying to climb back in.

[Dana]

You love this.

[Phil]

I'm really nauseous. I'm really, really nauseous.

[Dana]

Wait, about what temperature is in the dryer right now, Phil?

[Phil]

It feels like it's getting, like, you know, right when you walk into a sauna for the first time. That big rush of heat and steam that hits you immediately kind of like that.

[Tracy]

Well, the directions say that you can't put anything plastic or rubberized in there because it will immediately melt, so it's pretty hot.

[Burt]

All right, just keep him in there a couple of seconds. One last for the Mega ball.

[Jeff]

Yeah, Tracy, just like. Just a few seconds. Don't pretend you don't hear us.

[Tracy]

I couldn't. I swear. If you were saying stop, I couldn't hear you. All right, here we go.

[Phil]

All right, here we go. Oh.

[Tracy]

Need another quarter. Hold on. All right, ready? Wait on, you guys. Stop it.

[Burt]

Stop it.

[Tracy]

Tracy.

[Dana]

Stop.

[Jeff]

Stop.

[Burt]

Tracy.

[Tracy]

Oh, that one fell out of your pants, too.

[Burt]

What number is that?

[Tracy]

It better be under 46.

[Dana]

Please tell me it's under 46.

[Tracy]

Okay, his. His other mega ball is 16.

[Burt]

All right, so that works. There you go.

[Dana]

Oh, my God. Is he okay?

[Tracy]

No, he's back in the trash can. Are you okay?

[Phil]

Oh, my God. That sucks.

[Jeff]

Just for the record, Phil, we had it all worked out with Tracy that you were only supposed to be in there a few seconds, and she played all deaf.

[Phil]

My elbows are. My elbows are bleeding from being up against the grates. I think my head. Oh, hold on. I've literally got my head in an empty tide box right now.

[Tracy]

Would it be worth it, though?

[Burt]

It'll be worth it if there are 30 millionaires in Atlanta on Monday. Wouldn't it be worth it?

[Phil]

Phil.

[Jeff]

Phil, Phil, Phil. Hey, what if these numbers come up and Phil forgets to buy a ticket? Listen, it's the vert show.

[Burt]

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[Jeff]

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[Burt]

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[Jeff]

Morning, Zoe.

[Burt]

Got donuts.

[Tracy]

Jeff Bridges, why are you still living above our garage?

[Jeff]

Well, I dig the mattress, and I.

[Burt]

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[Jeff]

Teach me. So, Dana.

[Tracy]

Oh, no, I'm not really prepared. I couldn't possibly. @ T Mobile. We'll get the new iPhone 17 Pro on them. It's designed to be the most powerful iPhone yet and has the ultimate pro camera system.

[Burt]

Wow, Impressive.

[Jeff]

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[Burt]

Nice.

[Tracy]

Jeffrey, you heard them.

[Jeff]

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[Burt]

Get the new iPhone 17 Pro on.

[Jeff]

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[Tracy]

Dude, my work here is done.

[Burt]

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[Jeff]

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[Phil]

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[Jeff]

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[Burt]

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[Jeff]

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[Burt]

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[Jeff]

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[Burt]

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[Jeff]

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