Vault: She is extremely excited for Twilight Eclipse

Summary

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The Bert Show Episode Recap: "Vault: She is extremely excited for Twilight Eclipse"

Release Date: July 3, 2026

Overview

This episode from The Bert Show dives into Twilight fandom, specifically celebrating the release of the trailer for the third movie, "Eclipse." Featuring a segment with a highly enthusiastic British Twilight fan reacting to the trailer, the episode explores fan excitement and the communal love surrounding the Twilight saga. The tone is lively and humorous, inviting listeners into the infectious joy and occasional absurdity of passionate fandom.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Setting the Stage for "Twilight: Eclipse" (00:45–01:06)

• The host and the team reminisce about the Twilight movies' releases.

• There’s some playful confusion about which movie is coming out:
  Host: "The first Twilight came out last year, was it?" (00:45)
  Narrator: "And the second Twilight came out last year." (00:49)
  Host: "Second Twilight. So what's coming out now? Number three." (00:51)
  Narrator: "Three." (00:53)

• They reference a now-famous clip of a British Twilight superfan who reacted passionately to the "New Moon" trailer and set up airing her latest reaction to the "Eclipse" trailer.

2. The British Twilight Superfan’s Reaction (01:24–02:53)

The main highlight is a two-minute montage of a British Twilight enthusiast’s enthusiastic and humorous live reaction to the "Eclipse" trailer:

• She gives a warning:
  British Twilight Fan: "If you don't like loud noises and you value your eardrums, it might be a good idea to turn the volume down or off or, you know, just don't watch." (01:24)

• Over-the-top excitement as she reacts to trailer moments in real time:

  • "Oh my God, I can't wait. Full screen, HD. Isabelle Swan, the mirror. Oh my God, it's the vulture—compared to my mouth! Dummit, I'm in love with you and I want you to—oh my God, what's wrong with her hair?" (01:38)
  • Reacts to the film's love triangle: "You have to consider the idea that I might be better for her than you are. No. No." (01:46)
  • Summarizes her feelings:
    "Oh my God, it's amazing. I love it so much. And seriously, I'm not even close to joking. It's amazing. It's out of this world. I love it. I'm gonna watch it about another 5,000 times and then I still won't be bored." (01:50)

• Addresses her fellow fans:

  • British Twilight Fan: "I'll tell everybody that I know to watch it and that will annoy them and then I'll end up with no friends. Except that won't happen because most of my friends are actually Twilight friends... So yeah. Also, if you happen to be a member of the cast and you meet me or have met me, I promise not to attack you. Love you loads. Bye." (02:28–02:53)

3. Reflection and Wrap-up by the Show Crew

• The crew uses the superfan's clip to laugh about fan obsession and mention how favorite media can form the basis for friendships (or quirky social isolation).
• The host’s affectionate amusement: They don’t mock but rather celebrate the passion, inviting listeners to share in the joy (and perhaps recognize a bit of themselves—or their friends—in it).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Host: "I wish I even knew her name, but she's British and she likes Twilight and she's very excited for number three coming to theaters." (01:06)
• British Twilight Fan: "It's amazing. I love it so much. And seriously, I'm not even close to joking. It's amazing. It's out of this world." (01:50)
• British Twilight Fan: "I'll tell everybody that I know to watch it and that will annoy them and then I'll end up with no friends. Except that won't happen because most of my friends are actually Twilight friends..." (02:28)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:45–01:06 – Hosts banter about the Twilight saga's movie lineup
• 01:24–02:53 – British fan's wildly enthusiastic reaction to the "Eclipse" trailer (core segment)
• 02:53 – Cut back to the show and wrap-up

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Tone and Language

The episode is fast-paced, fun, and authentic. Whether you're a Twilight fan or just enjoy peeking into fandom culture, the playful ribbing, self-aware passion, and lively British commentary make this a memorable listen.

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Summary

This episode is a nostalgia-fueled, laughter-filled ride into Twilight fandom, headlined by a British superfan’s hilariously intense trailer reaction. The Bert Show crew encourages listeners to both revel in and poke fun at the biggest obsessions in pop culture, making this a relatable and entertaining escape for anyone who’s ever been passionately obsessed with a movie, book, or saga.

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Transcript

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And the second Twilight came out last year.

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Second Twilight. So what's coming out now? Number three.

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Three.

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Okay, so when the second one came out, remember that crazy British girl who watched the trailer online?

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She watched the trailer for New Moon.

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Yes, she watched the trailer for number three.

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[British Twilight Fan]

Hey guys, the eclipse trailer is online and I'm gonna watch it and I'm gonna react and I'm so freaking excited. It's unreal and don't like loud noises and you value your eardrums. It might be a good idea to turn the volume down or off or, you know, just don't watch. So yeah, gonna watch the video now. Oh my God, I can't wait. Full screen hd. Isabelle Swan, the mirror. Oh my God, it's the vulture compared to my mouth. Dummit, I'm in love with you and I want you to. Oh my God, what's wrong with her hair? You have to consider the idea that I might be better for her than you are. No. No. Oh my God, it's amazing. I love it so much. And seriously, I'm not even close to joking. It's amazing. It's out of this world. I love it. I'm gonna watch it about another 5,000 times and then I still won't be bored. And then I'll keep watching it again

[Bluff]

and again and again and again and

[British Twilight Fan]

again and I will tell everybody that I know to watch it and that will annoy them and then I'll end up with no friends. Except that what happened because most of my friends are actually Twilight friends, which basically means that they love it as well, which basically means that we'll be annoying each other to watch it and asking questions about it and various stupid things. So yeah, also, if you happen to be a member of the cast and you meet me or have met me, I promise not to attack you. Love you loads. Bye.

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