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Host of The Birch Show
The Birch show we are gonna talk to Betty, who told us it looked like she was gonna be competing for a guy over the weekend with, like, her best friend. Remember that story? This is from Betty. Yeah.
Betty
My friend who I knew back in, like, ninth grade, who I always thought I would marry, left, lives in California now, and he's about to get a ticket to come back to Georgia. And he's supposed to stay with me for like, two weeks until he gets a place with him and his son. The thing is, I'm totally in love with him and so is a friend of mine I'm not supposed to be. And they've been having plans to reconnect for, like, the past year.
Host of The Birch Show
Okay, now you guys remember Betty. Yes. From over the weekend. So let's find out how this all turned out. Hey, Betty. Good morning.
Betty
Hello. So how you doing?
Host of The Birch Show
Okay. You sound tired, girl. You sound really tired.
Betty
Oh, I'm tired. But not for the reasons y' all think. My grandma made home and, you know, I spent the night there, but nothing happened. He didn't make it in because of some legal issues. So he will be here hopefully this week.
Host of The Birch Show
So he didn't even come into town this weekend?
Betty
No, he didn't make it into town.
Host of The Birch Show
Okay. Okay, so there's no winner or loser yet?
Betty
No, no winner or loser. Well, there's gonna be two losers.
Host of The Birch Show
Okay, so no real update. How's your grandma doing?
Betty
Grandma is great. She's at home. She's sleeping. Now we just have to convince her to rehabilitate.
Host of The Birch Show
All right, good. Easier said than done. Sometimes with grandparents, isn't it? Yeah. Okay, so we'll catch up with you at another time and find out what's going on with this whole triangle thing. Okay?
Betty
All right. I'll let you know what happens.
Host of The Birch Show
All right. Betty, I hope your grandma's okay.
Betty
Thank you.
Host of The Birch Show
All right. Bye.
Betty
Bye.
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Date: July 16, 2026
Cast: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & The Bert Show Cast
Episode Focus:
A listener, Betty, updates the cast on the love triangle she’s caught in: being in love with her friend’s ex, who was supposed to visit over the weekend.
This episode checks in with Betty, a listener who previously revealed she and her friend are both in love with the same man—her friend’s ex. The man was supposed to visit from California, staying with Betty as he searched for a place in Georgia for himself and his son. The cast eagerly awaits the resolution of this love triangle.
“Oh, I'm tired. But not for the reasons y'all think... He didn't make it in because of some legal issues. So he will be here hopefully this week.”
— Betty [01:54]
“So there’s no winner or loser yet?”
— Host of The Bert Show [02:16]
“No, no winner or loser. Well, there’s gonna be two losers.”
— Betty [02:19]
(Lighthearted take on the unresolved love triangle)
“Now we just have to convince [Grandma] to rehabilitate.”
— Betty [02:36]
“I'll let you know what happens.”
— Betty [02:44]
The energy is playful and supportive, with genuine interest in Betty’s situation. While the romantic drama remains unresolved, the camaraderie between the cast and Betty is warm and lighthearted.
This episode serves as a check-in rather than a resolution. The much-anticipated love triangle showdown is postponed due to unforeseen travel issues, leaving the hosts and listeners eager for a future update. The cast balances empathetic concern with gentle jokes, keeping the morning mood upbeat and relatable.
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