Vault: She shaved her bikini line while driving.

Summary

The Bert Show – Vault: She Shaved Her Bikini Line While Driving

Date: June 29, 2026
Cast: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, and other regulars

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show dives into a headline-grabbing, wild true story that has the entire cast reacting in disbelief and humor. The conversation focuses on the recent news of a woman who attempted to shave her bikini line with an electric razor while driving, with her ex-husband in the passenger seat holding the steering wheel. The discussion is packed with witty banter, incredulous commentary, and classic Bert Show energy as the hosts riff on the absurdity of the situation. The episode centers on making listeners laugh while marveling at the bizarre things people do.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The News Story Breakdown

• The Setup:

  • The woman was on her way to see her boyfriend and wanted to freshen up her bikini line.
  • Her ex-husband was in the car, and she asked him to "hold the wheel for a second" (01:11).

• The Act:

  • She began shaving herself while driving, using an electric razor (01:27, Host 1 & Host 2).
  • Things went awry when she crashed the car and got arrested for driving on a suspended license.
  • A mug shot of the incident made its way into the news (01:28).

• Aftermath and Details:

  • The cast jokes about the mug shot, noting she "hasn't had her roots done in a while" and humorously expressing disappointment in her appearance (01:28, 01:43).
  • There's an exaggerated suggestion she might need surgery to remove the razor (01:48, Host 3).

Cast's Reactions & Commentary

• Practicality & Timing:

  • The hosts are incredulous that someone would attempt this “on the go,” especially since she had 24 hours to prepare (01:55):
    • “Are you really that busy?... You couldn't do that in your house?” – Host 1 (01:55)
  • Logistics:
    • Alarm at the idea of trusting the ex-husband to steer while she shaves.
    • Host 2: “And her husband's in the car holding the wheel.” (02:03)
    • Host 1: “This is in 1972. It shouldn’t take you all that long.” (02:05)
    • “I don’t want my pants down while I’m driving.” – Host 2 (02:08)

• Humor & Teasing:

  • Some playful ribbing—
    • Host 3 quips, “Oh sure you don’t, Wendy.” (02:15), clearly calling out the observation for comedic effect.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the woman's choices:

  • “I mean, somewhere over the last 24 hours you knew you’re going to hook up with your boyfriend. You couldn’t do that in your house? I mean, how long does that take?” – Host 1 (01:55)

• On the mug shot:

  • “I was disappointed in the mug shot. Yeah, I was hoping for something a little hotter than that.” – Host 1 (01:43)

• On being comfortable driving:

  • “Well, and I don’t want my pants down while I’m driving.” – Host 2 (02:08)

• Banter:

  • Announcer (reacting to comment): “Save that.” (02:11)
  • Host 3: “Oh sure you don’t, Wendy.” (02:15)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:06] – Story introduction and initial reaction
• [01:11] – Details of the driving-and-shaving escapade
• [01:27] – Electric razor specifics; crash and arrest
• [01:43] – Mug shot disappointment
• [01:48] – Surgical removal joke
• [01:55] – Practical questions about her choices
• [02:03] – Logistics of having the ex-husband steer
• [02:08] – Host expresses discomfort with the idea
• [02:15] – Playful teasing among hosts

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Tone and Style

The hosts maintain their signature blend of authenticity, playful banter, and quick wit. Despite the outrageous story, their tone is non-judgmental and geared toward generating laughs and camaraderie. The conversation is packed with genuine reactions and friendly teasing, staying true to The Bert Show’s inviting, humorous style.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is a whirlwind tour through one of those “you can’t make this up” headlines. If you seek comic relief, group banter, and a little bit of head-shaking at what some folks do in the name of love (or lust), this is one you can’t skip. The hosts keep it light, laugh-out-loud funny, and, as always, real.

Transcript

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[Host 1]

Is that a picture that we can put up on our website? That woman.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

Oh, she's Melissa. Had the news story of the year thus far yesterday.

[Host 2]

This was a beaut about the woman who was driving her car on her way to see her boyfriend. She had her ex husband in the car and said hey honey, why don't you hold the wheel for a second because she needed to shave herself getting ready for a boyfriend. Her bikini line area.

[Host 1]

It was an electric razor, right?

[Host 2]

Yes. My understanding, yes. And she wrecked and she wrecked the car and she got in trouble because she was on a suspended license and so she got arrested for that and she has a mug shot and she hasn't had her roots done in a while.

[Host 1]

No, I was disappointed in the mug shot. Yeah, I was hoping for something a little hotter than that.

[Host 3]

Isn't she having surgery today to have the razor removed? Ow.

[Host 1]

Are you really that busy? I mean, somewhere over the last 24 hours you knew you're going to hook up with your boyfriend. You couldn't do that in your house. I mean, how long does that take?

[Host 2]

And her husband's in the car holding the wheel.

[Host 1]

This is in 1972. It shouldn't take you all that long.

[Host 2]

Well, and I don't want my pants down while I'm driving.

[Host 1]

Save that.

[Announcer]

Save that.

[Host 3]

Oh sure you don't, Wendy.

[Host 2]

Can't agree with you on that one.

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