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Burt
All right, I got the story a little twisted here with Olivia. I thought she emailed us and producer Tracy came in here before. We're getting Olivia on. She said tread lightly here. She doesn't really want to go on. Her friend emailed us about Olivia and producer Tracy has sort of strong armed her or asked her to come on. So she didn't do this voluntarily.
Jen
Okay.
Burt
So be respectful. Right. Good morning. Olivia. You're on the voice disguiser. Hi.
Olivia
Hi. Good morning.
Burt
How are you today?
Olivia
I'm good.
Burt
All right, you've got to give us some history here because this could be great. All right, so you are planning on moving in with two different dudes two different locations. And you're hoping they don't find out about it?
Olivia
Yes, that is what I'm doing this weekend.
Jen
Wow.
Burt
All right. History on these guys. You got to bring us up to speed.
Olivia
Okay, so one of them lives in Midtown, and I've been dating him for about five months. I like him. He's pretty well to do. He's got a really beautiful, fully furnished condo. It's close to where I work. We go out a lot together. We have a good time. And then the other one lives in Kennesaw, and I've been dating him for four months, casually. I actually like him more, but he's broke.
Caller 1 (Jennifer)
He's just.
Olivia
He's got, like, a totally empty apartment, so all my furniture is going to go there, and it's pretty far from where I work. But he's really sweet. He plays guitar. We stay home a lot together, and, you know, I like him both.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
It's like Prince and the Pauper.
Olivia
What?
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
I said it's like Prince and the Pauper. You have one guy who's rich, who you kind of like, but you like him better because he's got all the money than the other guy who's, you know, the sweet, guitar playing, you know, creative type.
Jen
Well, and just broke. Don't underestimate the commute. I mean, Midtown's closer to her work, right?
Burt
So there are some benefits there.
Jen
That is a really big deal in Atlanta. That's actually a quality. You look for a guy now.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Especially when it's the better apartment.
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Burt
So how do you think you're gonna pull this off, though? I mean, obviously, especially when you move in with somebody. I'm going to state the obvious, that you're elevating the relationship. So how do you think you're going to be able to just hang out with one guy one day and the other guy the other day?
Olivia
Well, my mom is going through a divorce right now. So I've told both guys that they both knew that my lease was up at the end of January, and I said yeah. They both asked me to move in with them, and so I said yes, but. But my mother is gonna need a lot of moral support right now, so I'll probably only be there half the time while I'm helping her with the divorce.
Jen
Brilliant.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Wow. Okay.
Bluff
Wow.
Burt
Now, if this was a dude, you'd be coming down on her so hard. All y' all would hypocrites.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Well, we talked yesterday. Well, Jen's the only one that called her brilliant, by the way.
Jen
I'm just Impressed that she's been able to think through all the angles of this plan.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Cause we talk. Well, we talked yesterday about guys who've, like, lived double lives and that kind of thing.
Burt
So we talked to somebody yesterday whose mother in law faked a relationship for 25 years.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
He lied to her about.
Burt
He lied to her. She was the one lying.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
No, he lied to her.
Burt
He did, yeah.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
So, you know, we talked yesterday about the guys doing it. So this is unique because I have rarely heard of a woman living with two guys and trying to, you know, play them both.
Burt
You can't pull this off.
Jen
Do these guys both think that you're exclusive with them?
Olivia
Well, we haven't. We haven't. Like, they've never said, like, have you. Are you seeing other people? They've never asked me flat out.
Burt
You're moving in with a guy. It's assumed.
Jen
Do they call you girlfriend? Like, do they use the word girlfriend?
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Jen.
Burt
She's moving in with a guy. When you move in, it's assumed that it's an exclusive relationship.
Olivia
Call me their girlfriend.
Jen
What?
Olivia
They both call me their girlfriend.
Jen
Okay.
Burt
They both think that you are only seeing that you're moving in with a guy.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
You're cheating on both of them with the other.
Bretzky
Yes.
Burt
I mean, call it what it is at least.
Olivia
Yeah. I have two boyfriends.
Burt
Okay?
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
So we just don't know it.
Sherwin Williams Announcer
So which day are you moving into
Jen
the guy in Kennesaw's house? And which day are you moving into
Narrator/Advertiser
the guy in Midtown's house?
Olivia
So Kennesaw guy is coming to help me move on Saturday. His apartment is totally empty. So all of my furniture is going to his place. And Midtown guy thinks that I sold all my stuff on Craigslist this week. And so, you know, I told him I'm gonna pack up the rest of it on Saturday. I don't need your help. But Kennesaw guy is going to be at my place helping me on Saturday. And then, you know, I'll move over there. Then Sunday morning, I'll go back to my place, and Midtown guy is going to come over and help me clean it so that I can get my security deposit back.
Burt
You're going to be exhausted. You're going to be exhausted.
Olivia
So basically, you know, if I can pull off this weekend, I think I can pull off the living arrangements. Where are your clothes going? What?
Sherwin Williams Announcer
Where are your clothes going?
Olivia
Oh, I'm dividing them half and half. But I think that probably more of my work clothes will go to Midtown guy's house since it's Closer to my office.
Burt
There's no way you're going to be able to pull this off.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
So you got your mom excused? For the moment. But if someone's living with me and they don't spend the night with me every night, I think I get suspicious. Like, how are you going to pull this off once the mom issue is done? If you make it that long.
Olivia
I haven't thought that far ahead. I'm just gonna keep this up as long as I'm enjoying it.
Jen
Well, you're gonna end up liking one more than the other.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
She already does.
Olivia
And yeah, I already kinda like Kennesaw guy more.
Jen
So why not just go with Kennesaw guy, right?
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Cause he's broke.
Olivia
Too much all in commitment for me at this point.
Burt
Too much what?
Jen
All in commitment? She's not ready.
Caller 2
But you're moving.
Burt
She don't want to be with the broke broke exclusively.
Jen
It's going to be more difficult of a challenge if you decide you like the midtown guy better. Because then all of a sudden you're going to have all this furniture. He's going to be like, when did you buy all this?
Burt
There's something comical about it, but obviously so wrong. Hey, Jennifer, Good Morning. You're on Q100.
Caller 1 (Jennifer)
Hi. I want to say I love, but this makes me so mad. This woman, she has two guys to pick from. And there's people out there that can't even get one guy. And she's going to play bunch. I hope both of them find out about each other. And she ends up lonely with no one.
Burt
Well, and this would totally change if they both knew about each other, right? I mean, but I don't know any guy that would go for that. But if they both knew what the situation was, then it's no problem. Yeah, it's your relationship, sure, but the fact that they don't have a clue about each other. They don't even know that you're dating another guy. Going to dinner with another guy changes everything. You're being so deceptive on two different levels.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Yeah, you're cheating on both of them,
Burt
but you know that I'm not schooling you. Here's a. Cassie, good Morning. You're on Q100. Hi.
Caller 1 (Jennifer)
Hi. I just want to say that Burt said something a little bit ago that I agree with. This girl is a scum bucket, deceptive liar. All the time that the guys are on, we sit there and say, oh, you know, the girls gang up and say, this guy is trashy. This girl is trashy. Why are not the girls standing up for, you know. Come on, be a lady.
Caller 2
Agreed.
Burt
Agreed. You would be yelling at. If Olivia was Eddie, you would be yelling at this guy right now.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
I supported what she's doing. I'm just listening to her be arrogant about it. She's cheating on both of them.
Burt
You're a little tickled that she's actually pulling it over.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
I'm not tickled by that because I think that.
Jen
I don't think she's going to pull it over.
Burt
I don't think so either.
Jen
I think it's interesting that she's thought through the whole plan, but I don't think she's going to pull it off.
Sherwin Williams Announcer
Definitely not.
Jen
It's just.
Burt
It will be exhausting.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
I mean, and then on the same token, I mean, she's, you know, it's also not just that she's cheating on both of them, but she's choosing a guy. The only reason she's cheating on the creative musician type is because he's not rich enough. Like, she's going for rich dude, you know, So I. You know, I mean, there were some people that would assume that you're whoring yourself out because he's got a place near your work and he's, you know, rich, and you're moving in with him just for those reasons. Because you even admitted you don't like him as much as the other guy.
Burt
Hey, Greg, here you have Olivia. She's planning on moving in with two different dudes in two different places this weekend.
Caller 1 (Jennifer)
Well, first off, she's gonna want Bitterball tickets, apparently. But really, what's she gonna do on Valentine's Day?
Burt
Yeah, how are you gonna manage that? That's a good one. How are you gonna manage that with
Olivia
my mother going through the divorce?
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Oh, please.
Olivia
What, am I gonna leave her alone on Valentine's Day?
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
What's gonna hate me the most?
Burt
She got it all worked out.
Jen
Does your mom know you're doing this?
Olivia
No, my mom does not know I'm kidding.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Okay.
Jen
I was gonna say. Cause if moms is in on it,
Burt
then it's triply wrong right there. Totally.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
For sure.
Burt
All right. I think Monday, when we talk to you, you're gonna say that you didn't pull it off. One of these guys is gonna find out about it, but we gotta check back with you on Monday morning.
Caller 1 (Jennifer)
Okay.
Olivia
I mean, I just, you know, I wanna repeat that. I did not ask to come on the air Twisted my arm and so I don't really wanna sit here and be ridiculed.
Burt
You're right. You're Right.
Olivia
You're about in the third person when
Caller 1 (Jennifer)
you come on the show.
Burt
You're right.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
You're right.
Burt
We asked you to come on. And actually, you know what? As a, as a present for coming on, I'm actually going to put you on with a virtual listener that agrees with what you're doing. Go ahead, Angela. You're on Q100.
Caller 1 (Jennifer)
I have to completely agree with Olivia.
Olivia
More power to her.
Caller 1 (Jennifer)
More power to her. You know what, guys do it all the time and. But you know what? I have to say, I've been in this situation before. I moved in with two different guys, so that's a little pushing it for me. But as for dating two different guys and having fun with it, why not?
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
That's not dating two different guys. No big deal. But if you were saying I commit to you, to the point I'm moving in with you. What do you mean?
Burt
Dating two different guys isn't a big
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
deal if you're not committed.
Burt
So long as they know each other.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Dating's a verb. That's what we've been talking about.
Burt
As long as they know about each other.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
But I mean, if you say I'm not even closer to one person, even
Caller 1 (Jennifer)
if you're committed to them, I mean.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Oh, please. If you're not committed to.
Caller 1 (Jennifer)
Then that's what she wants to do. More power to her.
Burt
So you feel like guys have been doing this. So this is just. This is even totally.
Caller 1 (Jennifer)
If she has nothing else to lose, why not?
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
Well, yeah, that's the solution. Lower your standards. Perfect. That's what, that's what women should do, right?
Burt
Olivia, we will talk to you on Monday and we will not judge. And if you're. When you're on the radio.
Co-host (possibly Jen or another female host)
No, I was not. I was being facetious. I was not. I was being sarcastic. You don't have to thank me for that comment.
Burt
We'll talk to you on Monday, Olivia.
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Maybe there's no catch.
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Release Date: June 16, 2026
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The episode centers on a dramatic love triangle. A listener, Olivia (name changed, voice disguised), reveals her plan to move in with two different boyfriends in two separate homes—without either man knowing about the other. The hosts, Bert, Jen, and the rest of the cast, along with callers, unpack the ethical, logistical, and emotional fallout of Olivia's unique situation.
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