Vault: She's moving in with two men and neither knows Part 2

Summary

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The Bert Show – Vault: She's Moving in with Two Men and Neither Knows, Part 2

Air Date: June 17, 2026
Cast: Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, and guest Olivia

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Episode Overview

In this juicy second part of a listener confessional, Olivia, a caller from the previous episode, gives an unfiltered, play-by-play account of her bold plan: she has just moved in—with neither’s knowledge—with two different men in Atlanta, maintaining dual relationships by juggling elaborate cover stories, a network of complicit friends, and a whole lot of nerves.

The hosts and listeners debate the morality, feasibility, and emotional fallout of such a secret double-life. Through it all, Olivia holds to her story: “I don’t feel bad—yet.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Olivia’s “Living Double” Plan

Situation Recap:

• Olivia has been dating two men, whom the hosts call “Kennesaw Guy” and “Midtown Guy.”
• She orchestrated two moves over the course of a weekend—one in Kennesaw (north of Atlanta) and one in Midtown (central Atlanta)—with each boyfriend separately, so that each believes she's moving in with him because of love, convenience, and/or proximity.
• Her cover story for frequent absences: her mother’s emotional struggles amid a divorce.

Notable Moments:

• “My mother is going through a divorce, and so she needs a lot of moral support right now. And I'm gonna be there half the time.” (Olivia, 02:06)
• “You told each guy that?” (Co-host 3, 02:14)
• “Yeah.” (Olivia, 02:17)
• The hosts marvel and tease Olivia about her apparent organizational skills and nerves of steel.

2. The Weekend Juggle

Execution:

• Saturday: Kennesaw Guy helps with the move; Olivia spends the night.
• Sunday: Midtown Guy helps with move-out cleaning; Olivia spends the day with him, while handling curious boyfriend phone calls with plausible excuses.
• Olivia enlists a few close friends for help, but keeps most in the dark to avoid leaks.

Notable Quotes:

• “You almost have to keep a note card in your wallet to who you told what to review it before you walk in the house.” (Co-host 3, 04:36)
• “On Saturday…Kennesaw guy came over…Midtown guy calls. But I didn’t take the call…Neither one of them...seemed like they had an inkling of what might be going on.” (Olivia, 02:45–03:43)
• “On Saturday it was basically like waiting for the last people to come pick up their stuff that they bought on Craigslist. And on Sunday…the bleach fumes were getting to me from how hard I was cleaning.” (Olivia, 04:52)

Hosts’ Commentary:

• The hosts speculate on the stress, complexity, and burnout from this secretive double life.
• Jokes fly about needing a “journal” or “note cards” to keep the stories straight.

3. Friends & Secrecy

Friend Network:

• Only three close friends know all the details.
• Olivia’s philosophy: “less is more” when friends talk to the boyfriends—keep details minimal to prevent accidental reveals.

Hosts’ Take:

• “That means only 180 people in Atlanta know about it, you know, from, you know, from them. And then the people on the radio.” (Co-host 3, 05:34)

4. Emotional Fallout & Conscience

Direct Host Questions:

• “Were there two very special nights with two very special guys on different nights this weekend?” (Host, 06:12)
• “Yes. Yes, there were.” (Olivia, 06:29)
• “And you don’t feel dirty?” (Co-host 1, 06:38)
• “No, I don’t.” (Olivia, 06:44)

Judgment and Double Standards:

• Hosts entertain listener calls with a range of reactions—from furious condemnation to begrudging admiration, to complete disbelief at Olivia’s audacity and self-control.

5. Listener Calls & Public Opinion

• Concern About Pregnancy: “What if she gets pregnant? Is she going to know who the father is?” (Caller Claire, 06:58)

  • Olivia assures everyone: “No, I actually hadn’t, but I’m taking precautions.” (07:18)

• Critique & Gender Double Standard:

  • “If that was a guy doing that, y'all would be giving him a hard time. Big time.” (Caller Gabe, 10:58)
  • “It’s fascinating because it’s a woman trying to do this. We would harshly judge a guy doing the same thing…” (Co-host 2, 07:25)
  • Hosts openly acknowledge the double standard in reactions based on Olivia’s gender.

• Caution From Callers:

  • “She’s making a very, very huge mistake. Like, karma will come back and bite her in the ass. Like, seriously, she can’t keep this up.” (Caller Claire, 09:33)

• Hosts Predict Doom:

  • “You are gonna crush this guy’s heart. This is, like, one of his very first times he’s ever been in love. And you’re gonna. You’re gonna crush this kid.” (Host, 11:31)

6. Olivia’s Justifications and Endgame

• “I don’t know that I know that I’ll lose both of them once this gets out. It may. It may not get out. I do imagine that it would be hard to keep this up for longer than a year.” (Olivia, 07:39)
• Hosts prod Olivia to choose between the men. She leans slightly toward “Kennesaw guy” but seems genuinely undecided.
• “You don’t feel bad about any of it, do you?” (Co-host 1, 11:27)
• “Not yet, no.” (Olivia, 11:30)

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Most Memorable Quotes

• “My philosophy on all this is that less is more. You know, just leave any kind of details out. Just don’t reveal basically anything when you’re talking to either one of these guys at this point.” (Olivia, 05:45)
• “You almost have to keep a note card in your wallet...review it before you walk in the house.” (Co-host 3, 04:36)
• “This woman is just a lunatic...I hope that they both find out and she spends the rest of her miserable life alone. That’s what I hope. She’s playing both of these guys, and it’s just not right.” (Caller Gabe, 08:50)
• “Is this because your mom is so emotional that anything can happen at any time...?” (Host, 10:32)
• “That’s exactly right.” (Olivia, 10:37)
• “You are gonna crush this guy’s heart. This is, like, one of his very first times he’s ever been in love.” (Host, 11:31)
• “You guys are so judgmental.” (Co-host 3, 11:40)

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Key Timestamps

• 01:25 – Hosts recap Olivia’s dilemma
• 02:06–02:29 – Olivia details her plan and alibi
• 03:43–04:35 – Olivia outlines her “moves” and covers
• 04:52–05:42 – Olivia shares excuses used with each boyfriend
• 06:12–06:44 – Hosts ask about “special nights”; Olivia unapologetic
• 07:08–07:18 – Caller asks about pregnancy; Olivia responds
• 07:25–07:39 – Double standard discussion
• 08:48–09:29 – Angry male caller; hosts debate morality and joy
• 09:33–10:08 – Concerned female caller predicts “karma”
• 10:32–10:38 – Olivia’s plans are “by the seat of her pants”
• 10:55–11:17 – Has Olivia said “I love you”? Yes, to both
• 11:22–12:29 – Hosts and co-hosts predict story’s short lifespan due to friends slipping up

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Conclusion

This episode is a wild ride through ethical dilemmas, double lives, and the drama of juggling love, apartments, and friendships. Olivia’s candid storytelling and the lively, often judgmental host banter make for a gripping episode about secrets, trust, and the precarious balancing act of living two lives at once. Listeners are left wondering if Olivia can actually keep both men—and whether anyone, even Olivia herself, will remain unscathed.

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Transcript

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[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

Well, it sounds good on paper and in your head it's a great idea, but no, how is it a great idea? Well, in her head it was a great idea. I mean, she was getting the best of both worlds.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

Wendy's like, I'm so tired of being single that two men sounds awesome.

[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

Well, in her mind it was a great idea. I mean, you have the guy you really like in Kennesaw, but you have convenience of guy in midtown in his place, so it's closer to work.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

Cha Ching.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

All right. Now refresh my memory, Olivia. Like, what was the mom component in this whole thing that you were using as the excuse?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

My mother is going through a divorce, and so she needs a lot of moral support right now. And I'm gonna be there half the time.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

I gotcha.

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

So you told. You told each guy that?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

Yeah.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Okay, so that's built in excuse now for the next couple of days, next couple of weeks, next couple of months. Sometimes these divorces take years.

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

A couple of months. I mean, she's. She's really going through it. So.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Right. All right. So detail of the weekend. I mean, right from the start, so who do you make the move with first? Which part of town? How does it go? And then tell us about the second move also. I mean, this had to be sort of stressful. Like, you always kind of thinking, I might get caught here.

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

You know, moving is always stressful. And this definitely added to the load. So on Saturday, Kennesaw guy came over, and, you know, I told you last week that he was going to take all of my furniture. And I had a couple of really close girlfriends helping me on both days. And right in the middle of our move, Midtown guy calls. But I didn't take the call. I waited until, you know, we drove the van over to Kennesaw guy's house, and then I went to go get some McDonald's and call them back. And, you know, neither one of them on Saturday seemed like they had an inkling of what might be going on. And I left some stuff at the apartment, and I just told Kennesaw Guy, this is on Saturday. You know, I'm just going to leave that stuff there and put it at my mother's house tomorrow when I come back to clean up the apartment so that I can get my deposit back. So that then, you know, I'll have some clothes at her house, and it'll be more convenient when I'm over there. And so I spent the night with Kennesaw guy on Saturday night, and that was great. And then Sunday, I went back to my apartment, Midtown guy came over, so did my two closest girlfriends, and we just cleaned the place up. And then Kennesaw guy called while I was with Midtown Guy on Sunday. But once again, I just didn't take the call and waited until a moment when I could call him back.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

I'd have to keep a journal.

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

Yes.

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[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

You almost have to keep a note card in your wallet to who you told what to review it before you walk in the house. Okay. Hi. My mom was great. I saw her today at lunch, remember?

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

So when they're calling, what do you tell them that you're doing?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

Oh, you know, on Saturday it was basically like waiting for the last people to come pick up their stuff that they bought on Craigslist. And on Sunday, you know, basically the bleach fumes were getting to me from how hard I was cleaning. So, you know, sorry it took me so long to call you back. I've really been scrubbing because my landlord is so strict.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

Now, you mentioned earlier about being out with friends and stuff. How are your friends on board with this and have you had to coach them on what to do?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

Only three of my closest friends know about this.

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

That's a good network. That means only 180 people in Atlanta know about it, you know, from, you know, from them. And then the people on the radio.

[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

Right?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

You know, Yeah, I wouldn't say probably 180, but I would imagine 20, but who knows? So, yeah, I have had to coach them a little bit. And my philosophy on all this is that less is more. You know, just leave any kind of details out. Just don't reveal basically anything when you're talking to either one of these guys at this point.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Let's walk a real fine line here when I ask you a really tacky question because generally the first night that you move in with somebody, it's something very special. Okay, so were there two very special nights with two very special guys on different nights this weekend?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

Yes. Yes, there were.

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

Neat.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

That's fun.

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

Yeah. Yeah, it was a great. I mean, it was a great weekend.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

And you don't feel dirty?

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

No. She was scrubbing with bleach.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Here is.

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

No, I don't.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Good morning. Melissa. Don't judge now. Why are you judging? She didn't even want to be on the radio twice. I'm not judging, Wendy.

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

You're just upset because you can't even get one guy.

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[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

You're right.

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

No.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

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[Caller 1 (Claire)]

Hey, good morning. Love the show.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Thank you.

[Caller 1 (Claire)]

I just want to know, like you said, she has these very special moments with these guys. What if she gets pregnant? Is she going to know who the father is? How's she going to go about that?

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

She's gonna raise the child in two different homes.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

I mean, it's kind of a far fetched question, but have you. You haven't had a chance to think about that, have you?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

No, I actually hadn't, but I'm taking precautions.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

I just don't know what to say. Because, I mean, it's fascinating. Because it's a woman trying to do this. We would harshly judge a guy doing the same thing. And, I mean, you know, you're gonna lose both of them once this gets out. So, I mean, are you prepared for that?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

I don't. I don't know that. I know that I'll lose both of them once this gets out. It may. It may not get out. I do imagine that it would be hard to keep this up for longer than a year.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Let's say a year would be eternity. Is there a chance that you will fall out of, like, with one of these guys and just break up with him and then move in with the one guy that you do dig more?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

Yeah, I think that's a strong possibility.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Based on this weekend, would it be the Kennesaw guy or the Midtown guy?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

Oh, see? It's too soon. I don't know. Why would I do this if I knew, you know, they're both great. I mean, I guess if I really. If I really had to choose. Oh, man. I would want to say Kennesaw guy.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

That's what you said on Friday too.

[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

But he's not the rich one.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

He's broke.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

You know that every dude that moved in with a woman at Kennesaw Is tracking his girlfriend this next week. Hey, Gabe. Good Morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller 2 (Gabe)]

Hey, good morning.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

What's going down?

[Caller 2 (Gabe)]

I'm just on my way. I'm driving my daughter to school. And this woman is just a lunatic. And she is really making me furious. I hope that they both find out and she spends the rest of her miserable life alone. That's what I hope. She's playing both of these guys, and it's just not right.

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

See, now you're looking at it from a negative point of view.

[Caller 2 (Gabe)]

Look at. Yes, I am. Look at it. Yes, I am.

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

Certainly look at the joy that she's bringing to two separate men. She's making, like, the effort that this woman is taking to make two men happy.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Give her a little credit, Gabe.

[Caller 2 (Gabe)]

That's true. And she brought some joy to me because I'm cracking up driving down the road. So I guess that's. I guess it's all good.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Thanks for the call, man. Here's Claire. Good Morning. You're on Q100. Hi.

[Caller 1 (Claire)]

Hi. This is Claire. I just wanted to tell the girl. I don't know what her name is. That she's making a very, very huge mistake. Like, it's karma will come back and bite her in the ass. Like, seriously, she can't keep this up. Like, it's exhausting, even lying to your parents about little stuff. But she's, like, going between houses with two guys. Like, there is no way she is not gonna slip up, like, week. And she's exhausted. She cannot give this up. If she likes a guy, if she likes one of them, she better, like, loses the other one. And, like, stays with. Stays with one because she's got to lose both of them.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

We had a guy on earlier this morning that tried to pull this move and he said he was with both of them for two months.

[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

Two months.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Which seemed to me like, that's eternity. Two months.

[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

Now, Olivia, do you have, like, a planner of which days you're spending the night at which guy's house?

[Caller 1 (Claire)]

No.

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

You know, I don't even. I don't even know where I'm going to be tonight. So it's just kind of flying by the seat of my pants right now.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Is this because your mom is so emotional that anything can happen at any time, so you just.

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

That's exactly right.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Right.

[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

It's whatever guy she likes for the day.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Hey, Joey. Good morning. You're on Q100.

[Caller 2 (Gabe)]

Good morning.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

Good morning.

[Caller 2 (Gabe)]

Is she asking me? Is she telling both of these two guys she loves them? I mean, I can't see moving in with somebody unless I level.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Have you said I love you to both these guys?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

Yes, I have.

[Caller 2 (Gabe)]

That's so wrong. If that was a guy doing that, y' all would be giving him a hard time. Big time.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Yeah, it's true. And there is a double standard here. They're totally.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

Now, Olivia, let me ask a question. Is this the first time either one of them has lived with anybody?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

Kennesaw guy? Yes. Midtown guy, no.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Oh, you're gonna crush it.

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

They're horrible.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

You're gonna crush this guy.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

Tell him you love him and this is the first time he's lived with anybody. Oh, horrible.

[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

You don't feel bad about any of it, do you?

[Olivia (caller, main story subject)]

Not yet, no.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

You are gonna crush this guy's heart. This is, like, one of his very first times he's ever been in love. And you're gonna. You're gonna crush this kid.

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

You guys. You guys are so judgmental.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

You're gonna. You're gonna have to be one that we check back with over the next couple of weeks because I'm assuming this can't go longer than two weeks.

[Co-host 1 (possibly male, skeptical)]

That's what I was gonna give it.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

I think a friend's gonna slip up. I'm Sorry.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Too many people involved also fully.

[Co-host 3 (female, supportive)]

And the friends like it's not. Even though there's. It's a big small town like it's gonna happen that you know. Cuz you don't. You don't tell your three closest girlfriends and not have them. They've all talked to each other, which means two girls never talk one on one. There's always 11 other girls around. So they all know.

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

And guys will protect each other from. I mean, you know, the guy code, whatever the hell that is. But girls don't. I mean.

[Host (likely Bluff or co-host)]

Gabby, Gabby, Gabby. I'm only going to tell you this, but promise me you won't tell anybody, okay? This never. It's never happened or somebody's going to

[Co-host 2 (female, opinionated)]

have a conscience and say something to one of the guys.

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