Episode Overview
Podcast: The Bert Show
Episode Title: Vault: She's On A Mission To Find Her Mom A Man
Date: February 13, 2026
This episode covers a lighthearted yet genuinely touching listener story: Tavon, a determined and loving daughter, is on a mission to help her single mom find love. As Tavon (soon to be married herself) plans an elaborate strategy to get her mom dating, the Bert Show cast explores the boundaries between support and overzealousness, while sharing advice and personal experiences.
Main Theme
Tavon's self-described “mission” highlights the complexities of adult family relationships, especially as children grow up and wish happiness for single parents. The segment dives into generational differences in dating, digital matchmaking, and the delicate line between being helpful and being overbearing.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
Tavon's Motivation & Backstory (01:44–05:47)
- Tavon's Motivation
- Tavon shares her mom’s sacrifices: relocating to give Tavon better opportunities, working in a male-dominated workplace with few social connections.
- Now Tavon is getting married and feels it's time for her mom (age 46, whom Tavon describes as “absolutely gorgeous, looks like she’s in her 20s”) to find a partner.
- Quote:
"It’s just frustrating because we’re really close...it’s pretty ridiculous that at this point my mom...is still single." – Tavon [03:34]
- Unsuccessful Encounters
- Most men who approach her mom are either much younger or divorced older men uninterested in serious commitment.
- As a solution, for her mom’s birthday, Tavon arranged a professional photo shoot—ostensibly for her mom's confidence, but really to use for online dating profiles on “every site--Match.com, Craigslist, MySpace, eHarmony.”
- Tavon jokingly considered launching “datemymother.com” and involving her fiancé as a “filter” for prospective suitors.
The Mission Plan: Online & Offline Strategies (05:08–05:47)
- Mom’s Awareness:
- Tavon's mom agreed to the MySpace page but is not tech-savvy and seems to not fully realize the scope of Tavon’s plan.
- Tavon has broader ambitions: she doesn’t want her, her mom, and grandmother to all be single together on New Year’s, longing for romance for them all.
- Quote:
"I’m determined for us not to look like a bunch of spinsters on New Year’s in New York." – Tavon [05:36]
Mom’s Perspective & Tavon’s Time Pressure (06:06–07:13)
- Host Questions Motives:
- Hosts ask if the drive is Tavon’s or her mom’s frustration.
- Tavon confirms her mom feels some frustration but is “happy-go-lucky,” open to possibilities without urgency.
- For Tavon, urgency is greater:
"I want a stepdaddy...it’s about time, you know, she has somebody." – Tavon [06:49]
- Dating Perception in Atlanta
- Tavon finds it hard to date in Atlanta, especially as age increases and the dating pool narrows.
Host & Caller Feedback: Too Much, or Just Right? (07:13–09:35)
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Walking the Fine Line
- Hosts warn Tavon not to seem “too aggressive,” as men may be turned off or see her mom as desperate.
- Quote:
"You could get so aggressive about it that guys would be turned off to your mom." – Host [07:13]
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Constructive Suggestions
- Callers suggest toning down ideas like “datemymother.com” which could make her look too desperate (“That’s what makes her look the most desperate”—Caller 1 [07:43]).
- Praise given for professional photos and helping with online dating, particularly selecting appropriate age groups.
- Suggestions include finding local spots (like Johnny’s Hideaway in Buckhead) where older singles mingle.
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Wing Woman Dilemma
- Tavon points out the awkwardness: she looks young, so accompanying her mom out sometimes seems odd.
- Host observes it’s probably easier for Tavon's mom to relax without her daughter at her side in a potential dating situation.
Relatability & Final Thoughts (09:35–09:58)
- Broad Experience
- Hosts reflect: many adult children share Tavon’s worry about their single parent. They sympathize but re-emphasize the importance of not making the parent appear desperate.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Tavon on the Dating Landscape:
"I know the guys that try to talk to her...it’s usually either 20-year-olds that just want the booty from her, or it’s like 40 or 50-year-olds that pretty much are divorced and don’t really want a relationship and just want the booty from her." [03:27] - Tavon's Plan (with humor):
"I was even gonna make up a website called datemymother.com..." [04:21] - On New Year's Motivation:
"I’m determined for us not to look like a bunch of spinsters on New Year’s in New York." [05:36] - Tavon’s Candor:
"I want a stepdaddy. You know, I think it’s about time." [06:49] - Host's Blessing and Caution:
"You’re going to be walking a real fine line...guys would be turned off to your mom. Because you’re getting too aggressive, right?" – Host [07:13]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 01:29 – Tavon introduced; describes why she’s setting her mom up
- 03:34 – Tavon's frustrations and plan details
- 05:08 – Tavon reveals the mission is much bigger than her mom realizes
- 06:13 – Tavon acknowledges her mom is content but Tavon feels urgency
- 07:13 – Host cautions about being too aggressive
- 07:43 – Callers weigh in, suggest toning down “over-the-top” tactics
- 08:13–08:57 – Searching for age-appropriate places and strategies
- 09:27 – Tavon discusses the awkwardness of mother-daughter nights out
- 09:35 – Hosts share it's a common feeling for children with single parents
Tone & Atmosphere
The conversation is upbeat, funny, and loving, blending real talk about hardship and loneliness with playful banter and mutual encouragement. Tavon’s candor and warmth win over both the hosts and callers, who gently steer her toward balance and self-awareness in her mission.