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Bert
There are some times where you will look at it like a movie trailer, movie commercial, and you can tell that they're reaching for comedy. Like, for 90 minutes. It's not gonna be that good.
Announcer
Okay.
Bert
The trailer for Date Night is hilarious. This is gonna be a good movie.
Steve Carell
Okay, walk me through this again, honey. If I'm gonna get whacked off, I at least deserve to understand why it's happening. What are you smiling about? No, you're very sweet. We're not going. Pun. We're not going to get whacked off. I think we are. I don't think we are. Oh, whacked off.
Interviewer
Oh. Oh, God.
Steve Carell
Yeah. Yeah.
Bert
It's gonna be a good movie this weekend. Steve Carell and Tina Fey in Date Night. And this is Steve Carell with the Burt Show.
Steve Carell
Hello.
Bert
How are you today, sir?
Steve Carell
Hi.
Bert
How are you, man?
Steve Carell
I'm well. How are you?
Bert
I'm doing great. You kind of rocked my world about two minutes ago, though, and you didn't even know it.
Steve Carell
How did I do that?
Bert
I'm on the phone with my wife, and we're talking about kids stuff and family stuff, and I say, oh, I gotta get in the studio. We have. We're gonna be talking to Steve Carell in a couple of seconds. And she says, well, while you have him on the phone, I just want you to let him know that you are on her top three lists, her Hump island list. Now, do you know what that is?
Steve Carell
That is that. Boy, she has set the bar low for herself.
Interviewer
No.
Bert
Well, you haven't seen me, so you have absolutely no idea how low it really is. You are a big old. Now, you know what the Hump island list is, right?
Steve Carell
I can. I can sort of. Yeah, I can sort of put that together.
Bert
So it means. I mean, so if you're ever in Atlanta and you run into my wife, and you guys look in each other's eyes, and for whatever reason, you decide to, you know, cheat on your wife. And my wife is available, she. You guys can do that. And there are no repercussions on my side whatsoever.
Interviewer
Yeah, he has to give her the ball pass.
Steve Carell
It's very, very modern of you,
Bert
very liberal thinker. So just in case does happen, I just want to let you. I just ask you to be gentle with her, okay? And please don't show her anything too freaky because it's just the basics for me.
Steve Carell
Pretty much not be a weirder conversation. We're having
Bert
Steve career.
Steve Carell
Incidentally. Who are your top three hump island visitations?
Bert
Let's see.
Co-host
Well, he doesn't want to admit this, but you're one of them.
Steve Carell
Oh, I'm on your list as well?
Bert
No, actually, but your wife is. So this is all gonna work. This is gonna work out great. I'd say that. What's that girl's name from the 70s show? The Dark skinned Kunis?
Steve Carell
She is in date night.
Bert
Yes, yes, she is in date night.
Steve Carell
She's very, very pretty.
Bert
She is probably number one on the list right now. Was she cool or does she have a real attitude?
Steve Carell
Extremely cool, really funny. I thought she was great. And that is one of my favorite scenes in the movie. She's hilarious.
Bert
She's in there with that Franco do too, right?
Steve Carell
Yeah, James Franco. She and James Franco have this scene as sort of low life drug dealers that I feel is really good.
Bert
Well, the next time you see her. Cause I'm sure you guys will be doing some promotional stuff. Tell her that there's a DJ in Atlanta that is a shorter, uglier version of you that if we ever meet, we are definitely going at it.
Steve Carell
That's it.
Bert
Okay.
Steve Carell
First thing I'm gonna bring up when I see her.
Interviewer
Steve, I've gotta ask you about working with Tina Fey. I'm such a huge fan of both of you and to have you both in the same movie is like unbelievable. Tell me about working with her.
Steve Carell
Could not be a nicer person. You know, she's obviously very pretty and very intelligent. Extremely funny, but really sweet. And I didn't know her very well at all. We'd met a few times before, but this is the first time we'd worked together. She couldn't have been nicer.
Bert
Who ends up putting the two of you guys together in a movie? Because I know once I heard that Tina Fey and Steve Carell were going to be doing a movie together, it just seemed I started laughing. I mean, I just knew it was going to work well.
Steve Carell
We had a Good time. Shawn Levy, the director, kind of called both of us, and then we called each other and each of us said, hey, I'll do it if you do it. And then we jumped on board. So, yeah, it worked out quite well. We got along great, have become very good friends. So I think it was a good pairing.
Interviewer
Is there sort of a dream team of actors that you always like to work with? And who are they?
Steve Carell
Boy, you know what? I would have to put Tina on that list. The guys from Anchorman. They were really fun.
Bert
Yeah.
Steve Carell
And they have remained good friends. And I'm actually doing another movie with Paul Rudd in a few months. You know what? I'm always surprised by how much fun it is to work with different people. And I've been really lucky to work with some great people. So I don't know if I could actually make a list, but there haven't really been any bad apples.
Bert
Steve, I think I read yesterday that you've been married for 15 years. That's right, and I've been married for 13. And I'm just curious, does your wife still think you're funny?
Steve Carell
I think so. Yeah. And I think she's hilarious, too. She actually reminds me a lot of Tina in that she's very pretty and she's very funny and she's very intelligent and. Yeah, I hope she still thinks I am. I think she does. I think.
Co-host
And this doesn't have anything to do with you, Steve, but I think we're touching a nerve with Bert. Does your wife think you're still funny, Bert, or that's over.
Bert
That's why I was asking. I'll tell some of the same stories in different groups, and I can see the eyes start to roll where years ago she used to laugh at those stories, and now she's like, I heard that.
Interviewer
Ta da.
Steve Carell
Well, you just. You have to come up with some new personal experiences. That's it.
Bert
Well, I think this gets back to the Hump island thing.
Steve Carell
Well, it all comes back to Hump Island. All roads point to Hump Island.
Co-host
Obviously, a lot of pride in the success of the Office, but I would imagine the line, that's what she said at some point makes you want to kill yourself.
Steve Carell
I don't say it anymore. And it's funny because when we were shooting Shawn Levy, the director, and Tina used to have competitions to come up with the better. That's what she said.
Co-host
Yeah.
Steve Carell
And Tina invariably won. She was very, very good at it.
Co-host
And that's not. I wasn't talking as much about your delivery as just Standing in line at a Burger King or something and having somebody come up you. And have it be completely. You know, I'll have a whopper and a small fries and have the person go, that's what she said.
Steve Carell
Yeah. Well, you know what? It doesn't. People use it when it doesn't even make sense.
Co-host
Right.
Steve Carell
Like a hamburger. That's what she said. What. What makes sense. There's no joke there.
Co-host
That sentence, though, really is. Has allowed millions of unfunny people to at least let their friends think that they're funny, because more often than not, you can't.
Steve Carell
Well, if. If we have accomplished just that, then I feel like our job is done.
Co-host
Staying on the Office. Jenna Fisher is here filming a movie here in Atlanta. What would be a good cause? I would like to be her friend. I'd like to be your friend. I'd like to be Rainn Wilson's friend. I'd like to be friends with everyone on the Office.
Steve Carell
Well, that just sounds sad to me, but go on.
Co-host
So if I see Jenna out and about, what would be a good opening line that would make her say, that guy is cool?
Steve Carell
Well, you say, hey, Jenna. That's what she said. Love it. He would love you for that.
Bert
Steve Carell joining the bird show this morning on Q100. There's gotta be some weeks when you are shooting the Office where you feel like there are. There's a difference between a show that has six. Some funny scenes in it and an entire funny show. Do you know while you're shooting those what the difference is?
Steve Carell
Yeah, generally you can. I mean, like any other show, and we've just finished season six, you know, there are definitely shows that we do a table read and we think, oh, my God, like, every. Every scene, every line, just sort of crushes. And other shows that are a little, you know, not as funny, but they might be there to serve a different purpose. You know, they may be more plot driven, more story driven, and not, you know, and actually have some sort of touching emotional moments that aren't as funny necessarily, but just kind of serve a different purpose. But you can generally tell. Yeah.
Bert
And when you were shooting the new movie, do you get that kind of sense? Like, this is not just a movie that's gonna have a couple of really funny scenes in it. This is gonna be labeled as a funny movie.
Steve Carell
I think so, yeah. I mean, every day you can kind of tell when you walk away at the end of the day and you think, man, there was some really good stuff that came out of today. And Especially, you know, when Tina and I started to improvise. She is so good. She. I mean, she can, you know, she can have five or six, ten different takes on a line, and each one is funnier than the next. So I think she supplied a lot of that.
Bert
So how does this get to work, though? So do you and Tina sit down in a screening room somewhere and actually watch the movie together before the public sees it? Or have you even seen it yet? Will you see it for the first time when everybody else sees it?
Steve Carell
No, I saw it. I saw it a couple of months ago, just my wife and I, and the director sat down and saw it in a screening room at Fox. And then I saw it once with like a test audience after that. And so those are the only two times that I'd seen it.
Bert
Have there been other movies where you're in the same scenario and you're really expecting it to be a great movie and you realize in that screening room that, oh, no. Oh, no, no.
Co-host
It's probably the test office.
Steve Carell
No, honestly, the opposite has happened. Like when we did 40 year old Vir, we didn't know. We didn't know how it was going to play. We weren't sure. We thought it was funny. You know, basically what we shot. And, you know, Judd and I had written the thing, but then we went to the first preview with an audience and it rocked. It was like. It was so surprising to us that what we had found funny, other people actually did as well. So sort of the opposite happened, which was great. Great when that happens.
Bert
Well, good luck with date night. This thing's gonna be number one. And congratulations. And the next time, go to Atlanta. Just know that you got a sure thing if you want it. With my wife.
Steve Carell
So excited. You know what? I'm flying back to LA today, but I will make a stopover.
Bert
Thanks a lot.
Co-host
That's what she said. Bye.
Steve Carell
Bye.
Bert
Hey, the Birch Show.
Date: July 15, 2026
Theme: An engaging, comedic, and candid interview with Steve Carell, discussing his movie "Date Night," career highlights, chemistry with fellow actors, marriage, and of course, “The Office.”
In this special vault episode, The Bert Show welcomes comedic actor Steve Carell for a lively conversation centered on his film "Date Night" with Tina Fey, his comedic partnerships, the influence of "The Office," and some playful banter about relationships and celebrity crushes. The tone throughout is relaxed, self-deprecating, and full of sharp wit—the hallmark of both Carell and the show’s hosts.
Hump Island Banter: Bert jokingly reveals to Steve that he's on his wife's "hump island" list (i.e., celebrity exception list), leading to hilarious riffs on marriage and celebrity crushes.
Steve on Modern Relationships:
Insights on Tina Fey: Carell compliments Tina Fey’s intelligence, beauty, humor, and kindness, describing a genuinely positive working relationship and lasting friendship.
Shawn Levy’s Role:
Mila Kunis & James Franco: Discussion about filming scenes with them, highlighting the fun on set and Carell’s admiration for his co-stars.
Married Life: Both Bert and Steve Carell share experiences from their long marriages, joking about whether their wives still find them funny.
Steve’s Advice:
Legacy of the Joke: Carell discusses how the “that’s what she said” punchline from The Office took on a life of its own, both on and off set.
Cultural Impact:
Spotting Good Episodes: Carell reflects on knowing when an episode or movie rises above “just a few funny scenes” to something really special.
Improv with Tina Fey:
Watching the Finished Movie:
Expectations vs Reality:
This episode is a must-listen for fans of Steve Carell, “The Office,” or anyone interested in the art of comedy and chemistry behind classic sitcoms and movies. It blends humor, industry insights, and personal stories for a delightful morning radio experience.