Vault: The Bert Show Newlywed Game

Summary

The Bert Show Newlywed Game: Laughs, Honesty, and Friendly Competition

Main Theme & Purpose

This special “Vault” episode of The Bert Show features the cast playing their own version of the Newlywed Game. Inspired by a memorable party experience, the team—Bert, Melissa Carter, Jeff Dollar, and Jen Hobby—pair up to see which duo knows each other best, with Producer Tracy as the mischievous host. The overall vibe is playful but competitive, with the cast gently roasting each other, challenging each other's honesty, and creating a fun, authentic morning show moment for listeners.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introducing the Game & Rules

[01:34–04:42]

• Bert is inspired to play the Newlywed Game after attending a party where couples and strangers paired up, leading to surprising results and a lot of fun.
• Producer Tracy takes over as host, openly admitting she found the boxed questions dull and rewrote all 31 herself for more “honest-ish” answers—a deliberate move to create drama and laughs.
• Contestants had answered questions ahead of time but are now put on the spot to recall (or revise) their responses, placing honesty front and center.

"My intention was to make this game fun. So if I had given you the questions that were in the box... it would be things like, 'Bert, what's Melissa's favorite color?'"
—Producer Tracy [04:14]

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2. First Round: The Guys Answer About Their Partners

[05:56–12:34]

• Bert and Jeff are quizzed to see how well they know Melissa and Jen, respectively.
• Sample Questions:
  • What do you think you’re good at, but you really aren't?
    • Bert: “Hosting a morning radio show” (Melissa had answered “grilling”) [06:10]
    • Jeff: “Telling jokes” (Matched Jen’s answer) [06:35]
  • Who do you admire most?
    • Both women answered with close family (Melissa's mom; Jen's husband), but only one match.
  • Which staff member would you eliminate for more sleep?
    • Both Jen and Melissa surprisingly answered “myself,” catching the guys off guard. [08:50]

"I also said myself—to get more sleep."
—Jen Hobby [08:56]

• Strangest clothing worn and biggest job frustration (besides the hours)
  • Recognizable quirks, from “graphic T-shirts” to “Braves jerseys,” are shared, with playful ribbing and inside jokes about each other’s habits and personalities.

"This is either gonna prove or disprove my theory that we all know each other better than our significant others..."
—Jeff Dollar [03:01]

• Score after Round: Bert & Melissa slightly ahead, 3–2.

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3. Second Round: The Women Answer About Their Partners

[13:35–19:00]

• Physical Features They’d Exaggerate in a Caricature:
  • “Boobs” is the unanimous comedic answer, drawing laughter and easy points. [13:56–13:57]

"If your partner were to draw a caricature of you, what body part would they exaggerate?"
—Producer Tracy [13:35]
"Boobs."
—Jen Hobby [13:57]

• Who would your partner rather hang out with (on the opposing team)?
  • Answers get muddled, with some changing from recorded responses (“Jeff” vs. “Jen”), highlighting how perceptions shift in the moment. [14:35–15:06]

"They want to go throw up together... like the interns."
—Bert [15:06]

• Who is the biggest gossip?

  • Interns are considered, but “Jen Hobby” is the common—if slightly reluctant—choice. [16:09–16:25]

• Honest Self-Reflections (or Not):

  • Asked what they think they’re good at, but aren't, both pairs struggle—unsure whether to joke or be sincere.
  • Answers include “delivering the news” (a joke from Melissa) and “I don't know that she truly thinks she's good at anything!” (Jeff on Jen) [17:36 & 18:31]

"I was joking though!"
—Melissa Carter [17:39]

• Scoring: Laughter erupts as participants appeal for half-points or call out each other's cop-outs and evasions, poking fun at soft answers and the fear of offending.

"If he gets half and half depending on alcohol... then we get the point for that, right?"
—Bert [18:03]

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4. Final Results & Playful Celebration

[19:00–end]

• Bert & Melissa are declared the winners, prompting light-hearted gloating and mild jibes about being a “bad loser.”
• The cast reflects on competition and camaraderie, with quick-fire jokes about job security, knowing each other’s quirks, and who the “worst loser” might be.

"Melissa and Bert, you guys know each other better than Jen Hobby and Jack."
—Producer Tracy [19:00]
"Like Jen Hobby's looking at me right like now like you hate losing half."
—Melissa Carter [19:04]

• The episode closes on the high-energy, affectionate tone that defines The Bert Show.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

[03:01] Jeff Dollar:

"This is either gonna prove or disprove my theory that we all know each other better than our significant others..."

[08:56] Jen Hobby:

"I also said myself—to get more sleep."

[13:57] Jen Hobby:

"Boobs."

[15:06] Bert:

"They want to go throw up together... like the interns."

[17:39] Melissa Carter:

"I was joking though!"

[19:00] Producer Tracy:

"Melissa and Bert, you guys know each other better than Jen Hobby and Jack."

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:34] – Game introduction and rules by Producer Tracy
• [05:56] – First question for the guys
• [08:50] – The “eliminate a team member” curveball
• [12:34] – End of first round, score update
• [13:35] – First question for the women: Caricature exaggerations
• [16:09] – Gossip question
• [19:00] – Final result and celebration

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode is light-hearted, gently competitive, and full of the authentic camaraderie and playful sass The Bert Show is known for. Producer Tracy's custom questions and insistence on “honest-ish” answers lead to some candid moments, hilarious missteps, and plenty of teasing about each others' quirks. Fans of the show or anyone who loves personality-driven radio will enjoy trying to guess along with the cast—and seeing who knows whom best when put on the spot.

Transcript

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[Unidentified Male Participant]

The Bird show all right.

[Melissa Carter]

Melissa Carter is no different than the rest of us. We all go out with these great intentions of getting board games and stuff like that. We play it once and what it just ends up.

[Bert]

I know I had this great experience this party. There's a bunch of people at this party and there were a lot of people who were couples and some that weren't. And the host of the party, you know when you drink in a little bit, then they bring out the board game and they had the Newlywed Game and it ended up being so much fun because there were a half of us that were paired up that were strangers. We didn't date the person we were with. And then the half of us were couples, had been together 10 years, five years whatever. And it became a challenge for us who had never been together to beat the people who should know each other very well. And it was funny when that happened, so I thought that was an incredible experience. So I bought the Newlywed Game, and it's been collecting dust in my closet.

[Melissa Carter]

For a little while, so until this morning.

[Bert]

Till this morning.

[Melissa Carter]

Do you remember how cheesy this show is? This is probably way before your time, Chen Hobby.

[Jeff Dollar]

And I think I've seen it, though.

[Bert]

And then the couples are sitting in their seats, and they move the whole set together.

[Melissa Carter]

And yes, the colors on it were bland. They used, like. I've seen it in reruns, too. I think they're still running them on, like, the Game show network, where the mics are those really long ones with the little bottom on top, the little jujube on top. All right, so today it's the Vert show's first Newlywed Game, and we have paired off into teams. Melissa and I form one team. Jen Hobby and Jeff Dollar, the other married team on the Newlywed Game.

[Jeff Dollar]

This is either gonna prove or dis proved my theory that we all know each other better than our significant others or best friends, partners, you name it. I think the four of us know each other better.

[Melissa Carter]

That might have been the better Newlywed Game.

[Jeff Dollar]

Right.

[Melissa Carter]

There is to pair two of us up, and then to pair up like you and Ryan.

[Jeff Dollar]

Right, right.

[Melissa Carter]

And see who would do better. The host of our game is one producer, Tracy.

[Producer Tracy]

Hello. All right, so here's the thing, Melissa. I'm sorry, but I didn't like the Newlywed Question. That's okay. So I completely changed them.

[Melissa Carter]

All right?

[Producer Tracy]

And I don't. I gave you guys these 31 questions. I came up with 31 questions. I gave them to you guys beforehand, and you guys all answered them and sent them back to me. However, I don't think you guys were very honest. So I'm gonna give you an opportunity to re answer these questions.

[Jeff Dollar]

Good.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Because I don't remember how I answered them originally.

[Melissa Carter]

A couple days ago, I can't either.

[Jeff Dollar]

It was, like, four or five days ago. I can't remember what I wrote.

[Melissa Carter]

Why don't we do it this way? Because you're the one that has the problem with some of the questions. Ask us the questions that you have the problems with. We will answer as though we did, and then you have to call us out when you feel like we're not answering honestly.

[Producer Tracy]

See, I don't want to do that, because then all of a sudden, I'm the bad Guy like, my intentions already hate you.

[Jeff Dollar]

Oh, come on.

[Producer Tracy]

My intention was to make this game fun. So if I had given you the questions that were in the box that Melissa gave me, it would be things like, Bert, what's Melissa's favorite color?

[Melissa Carter]

Orange.

[Producer Tracy]

And then. And then. Well, yeah, and then Melissa would say yes, and then we'd all go, yay. One point for Burt and Melissa.

[Melissa Carter]

Was I right by that, by the way?

[Bert]

Not really, but okay.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Then we would've said purple.

[Producer Tracy]

Yeah. No point for Burton Melissa. So I thought it would be more fun to make this a little more. Let's be honest. Ish. Which I did, and you guys were far from honest.

[Bert]

Tracy likes to see us fight.

[Commercial Announcer]

It's not that.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Well, that's because she's in a room 40ft away.

[Producer Tracy]

It's my responsibility to make this game fun, so that's what I did.

[Melissa Carter]

Ok, well, you are the queen of fun, right? I think you've proved that time and time again. But her real goal here is here is to push Jen hobby I so she could be sitting in that seat doing the entertainment buzz every day.

[Bert]

Right.

[Jeff Dollar]

You know what?

[Bert]

Guys are always trying to make the women fight. Stop it.

[Melissa Carter]

We all talk about.

[Bert]

Stop it.

[Melissa Carter]

Said you wanted honesty.

[Bert]

We love producer Tracy. Stop it.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

So if we promise not to get bad at mad at Tracy, will you call us out on the answers you didn't think were accurate?

[Producer Tracy]

I'm not worried about you guys being mad at me. I'm worried about the listeners.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Oh, they already hate you.

[Bert]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Melissa Carter]

That you're way past.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Nobody likes you.

[Bert]

Let's get started. Stop.

[Producer Tracy]

All right, fine. So let's start with the guys. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna ask you guys each five questions, and then you give the answers, and then we'll compare them to the answers that Jen and Melissa have already given me.

[Bert]

Okay.

[Producer Tracy]

Does that make sense?

[Bert]

Yes.

[Jeff Dollar]

So they will be actually answering them, trying to predict what we answered.

[Melissa Carter]

Sure.

[Producer Tracy]

Right.

[Jeff Dollar]

Okay.

[Producer Tracy]

And then I've already got your answers to that.

[Melissa Carter]

Okay, so I'm answering these as they pertain to Melissa.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

And if we forgot what our answers were last time, these answers supersede what we've written down. Yes.

[Bert]

You're guessing what Jen wrote down, and she has what Jen wrote down in front of her.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Oh, okay. So.

[Bert]

Right.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Yeah, I got you.

[Producer Tracy]

Okay, so question number one goes to Bert. We're gonna do question 19, which is what would your partner say that you think you're good at, but you really aren't?

[Melissa Carter]

Hosting a morning radio show is What? I'll go with.

[Producer Tracy]

Melissa said grilling.

[Melissa Carter]

Grilling. All right.

[Producer Tracy]

So, Jeff, I ask you the same question. What is something your partner says you think you are good at, but you actually aren't telling jokes?

[Bert]

Yes.

[Producer Tracy]

Very good.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yes.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Who is it? It's this.

[Melissa Carter]

Is it pre recorded? Yeah, we got a laugh track and everything.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Who is that?

[Producer Tracy]

I know.

[Jeff Dollar]

I was looking around.

[Melissa Carter]

All right, so you guys are up one nothing. Nice job. Okay, so you don't think Jeff is funnier than Jeff thinks he is?

[Jeff Dollar]

I think Jeff thinks he's really good at telling jokes, but I don't think that he is because I think most of his good ones come from producer Tracy and Phil IMing him from the other room.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

That's what I was thinking.

[Melissa Carter]

It's funny.

[Producer Tracy]

Okay.

[Melissa Carter]

Bert. Yes.

[Producer Tracy]

Who would your partner say they admire more than anyone else?

[Melissa Carter]

Um, Millie Pete.

[Producer Tracy]

Yes, Millie Pete.

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah. Thank you very much. One.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

One.

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah.

[Jeff Dollar]

Which is Melissa's mom, by the way.

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah.

[Producer Tracy]

Jeff, who would your partner say they admire more than anyone else? This is not a hard one.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Yes, it is, because I know what I answered. But then I'm thinking it could be someone else in the butt. Bob. I'm gonna go with her mom.

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Wrong.

[Producer Tracy]

She said her husband Ryan.

[Melissa Carter]

It's become very Steve and Vicky hasn't been.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Can I get Rob Stadler in there?

[Producer Tracy]

Okay, Bert, if your partner had to eliminate one member of the show, who would they pick?

[Melissa Carter]

Does it include just the people in this room?

[Producer Tracy]

No.

[Melissa Carter]

Um, Jen Hobby.

[Producer Tracy]

Melissa.

[Bert]

I said me, didn't I?

[Producer Tracy]

Yes, you did.

[Melissa Carter]

So you're wrong.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

That's a safe answer.

[Melissa Carter]

That's so safe. And you're not calling VS on that.

[Producer Tracy]

Well, she had.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

I don't know why I'm talking like this. You're trying to talk on Tracy's level.

[Producer Tracy]

She had a good reason. She said myself for more sleep. Did I say that?

[Jeff Dollar]

Huh?

[Unidentified Male Participant]

I'm witty, man.

[Melissa Carter]

I wish I would have taken that way out. Okay.

[Producer Tracy]

All right, Jeff, if your partner had to eliminate one member of the show, who would they say?

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Obviously you. Cause you're gunning for her gig and it's so apparent.

[Producer Tracy]

No, she also said herself.

[Jeff Dollar]

I also said myself.

[Bert]

Dumbass.

[Melissa Carter]

Such a chick move it was, man. I didn't even know that was an option. I didn't even know it was an option.

[Producer Tracy]

Why? You're a member of the show, right?

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah, but I didn't think you could do that. Damn.

[Jeff Dollar]

I think I also wrote down to get more sleep.

[Producer Tracy]

Did you?

[Jeff Dollar]

We must have filled this out on a really tired day.

[Bert]

Or something.

[Jeff Dollar]

This schedule sucks.

[Producer Tracy]

Okay, Bert, what would your partner say is the strangest article of clothing that you wear?

[Melissa Carter]

Uh, I don't even remember. I can't remember how I answered these. Um, the strangest piece of clothing that I wear. The shirt that I have on right now.

[Producer Tracy]

Melissa said graphic T shirts.

[Melissa Carter]

Graphic T shirts.

[Producer Tracy]

Like T shirts with strange graphics.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

You identified everything that he wears? Everything. Everything he wears, yes.

[Bert]

Well, there's no other odd thing that. There's no other odd thing he wears.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Jeans, Lousy weigh ups.

[Bert]

And what?

[Jeff Dollar]

They get a point? They get a point.

[Melissa Carter]

Whatever.

[Bert]

Jeff's so mad.

[Producer Tracy]

What would your partner say is the strangest article of clothing that you wear?

[Unidentified Male Participant]

The strangest article of clothing I wear?

[Bert]

Yeah. Smart man. I can't remember.

[Jeff Dollar]

I can't remember what.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Probably when I wear athletic jerseys in.

[Producer Tracy]

She said Braves jerseys.

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah, That's a point. That's a point. Nicely done.

[Jeff Dollar]

Good one. Because before a month ago, you never wore an athletic jersey ever. I know, but now that you're the host of Turner Field all the time.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

I didn't own six of them.

[Jeff Dollar]

Right.

[Bert]

He even comes in sometimes and talks baseball with Bert, which is very impressive because Jeff's never been a sports person.

[Melissa Carter]

And he's referring to the Braves as we. As he is the organization we won tonight. I am the organization we beat the Rockies.

[Jeff Dollar]

Jealous.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Bert is clearly jealous.

[Producer Tracy]

Okay, last question for the guys. Bert, besides the early hours, what would your partner say they hate most about this job?

[Melissa Carter]

Besides the early hours, what does Melissa hate most about this job? The post 10 o' clock work.

[Producer Tracy]

Melissa.

[Bert]

I forgot what I put. Honestly.

[Producer Tracy]

You put lack of energy.

[Bert]

Lack of energy.

[Melissa Carter]

Ah, damn, damn, damn.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Is anybody keeping track of what the score was?

[Producer Tracy]

Yes, I have it.

[Jeff Dollar]

Oh, of course. Our host is.

[Melissa Carter]

She's the host, dude.

[Jeff Dollar]

She's got an Excel spreadsheet already formulated over there, and it's color coded with our points.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

What is it?

[Producer Tracy]

Right now the score is Melissa and Bert, 3 and Jeff and Jen 2.

[Bert]

Kicking their ass.

[Producer Tracy]

However, you have an opportunity to even out the score right here.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

All right, what does Jen hate about the job?

[Producer Tracy]

Mm, yes, you.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Cause you're gunning for a job and she knows it.

[Jeff Dollar]

You gotta stop that. I would not write that.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Okay, I'm just going by what you say in our private conversations.

[Producer Tracy]

It's a very Jen hobby answer.

[Bert]

Pillow talk.

[Melissa Carter]

And you can. The host can't give hints.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

What's it start with?

[Melissa Carter]

Like Alex Trebek going? It's in Europe.

[Producer Tracy]

I made up the rules. I can do whatever I want other.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Than the sleep, not getting to see your husband?

[Bert]

No.

[Producer Tracy]

Jen Hobby said nothing. I only hate the hours. I can't think of anything else.

[Bert]

Did you really put that you're going.

[Melissa Carter]

To call her out on that?

[Jeff Dollar]

I really couldn't think of anything else because you know what I remember? This is the day we filled it out, is the day we met JLo. So I was on such a high. Like, I was on such a buzz after the show. Like, I met J. Lo today. That's okay because nothing's bad.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

We're winning.

[Bert]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

So do we come back in two and two, or do the girls answer now?

[Melissa Carter]

They answer now.

[Producer Tracy]

Well, the score is three to two, actually. Bert and Melissa are in the lead.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Oh, you're so young.

[Producer Tracy]

All right, so the girls are going to answer now, right?

[Melissa Carter]

Yes.

[Producer Tracy]

Hold on. Let me change my pieces of paper.

[Melissa Carter]

Of course, to the second manila folder.

[Producer Tracy]

All right, so it's.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

She actually built a diorama of the Newlywed Game set so she could visualize in a shoebox.

[Jeff Dollar]

I want to build another diorama. Those are fun.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

I want that laugh track to be operating through our entire show. Melissa, like, what if we have Jermaine Dupre come in? When he says something funny, you hit it.

[Jeff Dollar]

Please don't. Please don't.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

And we can't. If you hit that, we can't hit. We can't act like there's anything.

[Melissa Carter]

We can't acknowledge it at all. He'll be like, damn. Partying for three straight days.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Or if he makes fun of someone, you think you hit the poo, but we cannot acknowledge that. Melissa, good times.

[Producer Tracy]

If your partner were to draw a caricature of you, what body part would they exaggerate?

[Jeff Dollar]

Oh, God.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Can you put an ego in a caricature?

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bert]

Give him a left hand because he's witty.

[Melissa Carter]

Is Phil back there? I am in you.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Yeah.

[Bert]

Yeah.

[Melissa Carter]

Oh.

[Bert]

Because he's a man.

[Jeff Dollar]

Boobs.

[Producer Tracy]

You're right.

[Melissa Carter]

Of course.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Man.

[Melissa Carter]

I don't know. I hit the wrong button.

[Producer Tracy]

Okay, Jen Hobby.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Oh, God. Tracy, it's not that fun.

[Jeff Dollar]

Yeah, I think it's a.

[Producer Tracy]

All right, Jen Hobby, if your partner were to draw a caricature of you, what body part would they exaggerate?

[Jeff Dollar]

Little boobs.

[Bert]

Yes.

[Producer Tracy]

He said boobies.

[Melissa Carter]

We were all right here.

[Producer Tracy]

All right, Melissa.

[Melissa Carter]

Save that.

[Producer Tracy]

By the way, out of the two people on the other team, who would your partner rather hang out with?

[Bert]

Jen Hobby.

[Producer Tracy]

Wrong paper. Yes.

[Jeff Dollar]

Jen Hoffman. I was like, what?

[Producer Tracy]

I'm, like, looking at. Never mind. Jen Hobby.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

She was looking at the mauve sheet. Not the lavender sheet.

[Melissa Carter]

Right, Right. So we got it, right.

[Producer Tracy]

Well, yes, except, Melissa, you changed your answer.

[Bert]

I didn't say he would hang out with Jen.

[Producer Tracy]

No, you said Jeff. I was surprised by that. That's why I said you weren't being honest.

[Bert]

Oh, well, I had.

[Melissa Carter]

She was honest now.

[Bert]

Yeah. No. I don't know. Why would Jeff. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. They want to go throw up together.

[Producer Tracy]

Okay.

[Bert]

Get drank and throw up together. Like the interns.

[Jeff Dollar]

It's like, huh.

[Melissa Carter]

Javi would pee herself. I'd throw up and she'd pee herself.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

No, she wouldn't.

[Producer Tracy]

Out of the two people on the other team, who would your partner rather hang out with?

[Jeff Dollar]

Melissa Carter.

[Producer Tracy]

He actually said it's a tie.

[Melissa Carter]

Oh, that is a cop out.

[Bert]

Oh, you're such a liar.

[Melissa Carter]

Dude, that is a pants. I expect that from the girls.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

It depends on whether alcohol is involved or not.

[Jeff Dollar]

So I get the point, right?

[Producer Tracy]

You do get the point.

[Jeff Dollar]

Where's my laugh track?

[Melissa Carter]

That's bail.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

It depends on if there's alcohol involved or not.

[Melissa Carter]

You can't request a sound effect. Is this the last question? No, we're not doing all 31 this morning.

[Producer Tracy]

No, we're doing 10 questions.

[Melissa Carter]

Oh, good Lord. What are we on?

[Advertisement Narrator]

Two.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Feels like.

[Bert]

Eight.

[Melissa Carter]

Okay.

[Producer Tracy]

Okay. Melissa and Bert, who would your partner. Wait, I just did that one. No. Who would your partner say is the biggest gossip on the show?

[Bert]

Oh, and it just involves the four of us.

[Producer Tracy]

Doesn't have to.

[Bert]

Doesn't have to. Then if it. Intern Jen.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Oh, damn it. That's a good answer.

[Jeff Dollar]

That is a good answer.

[Melissa Carter]

It is a good answer. I didn't think of that.

[Producer Tracy]

But it's wrong. He said Jen Hobby.

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah, I said Jen. I went with Jen Hobby on that one.

[Producer Tracy]

Jen Hobby, who would your partner say is the biggest gossip on the show?

[Jeff Dollar]

He would say me. You're right.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Intern Chan's a good one, though. Phil Turan is.

[Melissa Carter]

Should have thought of that.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

He's got a fast moving little trap as well.

[Producer Tracy]

Melissa Carter, what would your partner say that you think you're good at, but you aren't?

[Bert]

Oh, God.

[Melissa Carter]

I think I. I don't even remember. I. I remember being stumped at this. Like, not being able to.

[Producer Tracy]

I was shocked by your answer.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

We'll find out why after the break.

[Melissa Carter]

I remember being something. Just throwing everything down, joking about it. I can't keep it.

[Bert]

What did I write down? I don't remember what I wrote down. That I'm. That I think I'm good at, but I'm. But he doesn't Think I am right? I don't, I, I, I don't remember what I wrote down. Did I write down something about being something work related?

[Producer Tracy]

I'm not allowed to give hints apparently.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Oh, Alex. Is it in one of the Asian countries?

[Bert]

Something work related? I think that's what I wrote down.

[Producer Tracy]

He said you're actually not good at delivering the news.

[Melissa Carter]

I was joking though.

[Producer Tracy]

You can't joke about your answers.

[Melissa Carter]

Anybody wrote down on their joking.

[Producer Tracy]

No, you didn't.

[Melissa Carter]

I couldn't kiss. I did. I'm just kidding.

[Jeff Dollar]

I did too.

[Producer Tracy]

I put not. You just wrote delivering the news.

[Jeff Dollar]

See, now Tracy's trying to get rid of Melissa.

[Melissa Carter]

I could come up with nothing. I got, I had nothing.

[Producer Tracy]

All right, Jen.

[Bert]

I said something work related. He said new. So we should get the point, right?

[Melissa Carter]

All right.

[Bert]

Yeah.

[Melissa Carter]

Melissa's competitive juices coming out right there.

[Bert]

If he gets half and half depending on alcohol related and Jen gets the point, then we get the point for that, so. Yeah, you do.

[Melissa Carter]

I agree.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Oh, hell, give it to him.

[Melissa Carter]

Give me the X.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

We'll kick the guy at the X.

[Jeff Dollar]

Last. Oh, no.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

We'Ll take him out Hobby when we play Sale of the Century.

[Producer Tracy]

Okay, last question. What would your partner say that you think you're good at but you aren't? Jen Hobby Entertainment Buzz.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

I don't think that's what I answered.

[Jeff Dollar]

I thought for sure that's what you would write.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

I don't think it is about me and Jeff.

[Producer Tracy]

I'm calling BS on this one because you're not this nice. You said, I don't know that she truly thinks she's good at anything. But surely in a Jeff Dollar world, you would have come up with something you think she's not good at.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Yeah, I think Jen was. Yeah, I couldn't. I had the same struggle that Bert did because I think Jen's always trying to improve herself.

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah, I had nothing on that crisis.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

Well, I'll tell you what I don't think she's very good at. Playing the Newlywed Game. I'll tell you that right now.

[Producer Tracy]

All right, Melissa and Bert, you guys know each other better than Jen Hobby and Jack.

[Melissa Carter]

Yeah, it feels good. Yeah, I don't care what it is. The longest competition we won. Like Jen Hobby's looking at me right? Like now like you hate losing half.

[Jeff Dollar]

Ass halfway something work related crap.

[Melissa Carter]

Angel.

[Bert]

Oh, you got the point for him saying it was a tie depending on if alcohol's involved and who I'd hang out with.

[Melissa Carter]

So you'll have to live with this loss your whole life.

[Jeff Dollar]

It's only because he didn't want to offend Bert with his answer. That's the only reason why I said both. I'd really much rather hang out with you.

[Melissa Carter]

Don't be hurtful. Don't be hurtful, you bad loser.

[Producer Tracy]

Or maybe he doesn't want to hang out with either of them.

[Melissa Carter]

Hey, Melissa, answer this. Who's the worst loser on the show?

[Bert]

Jen Hobby.

[Producer Tracy]

Yeah, I had that.

[Unidentified Male Participant]

The Birch Show.