Vault: The Best Bachelorette Decorations

Summary

The Bert Show: Vault - The Best Bachelorette Decorations

Date: August 4, 2026
Host: The Bert Show Cast (Burt, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & others)
Theme: The Ultimate Guide to Bachelorette Party Decorations and Party Stores

Episode Overview

This episode of The Bert Show dives headfirst into the world of bachelorette party decorations. Building on their ongoing bachelorette party survival series, the crew, listeners, and callers exchange experiences and advice about the best decorations, where to find them, and how to make any bachelorette bash a laughter-filled success. Expect equal parts hilarious banter, practical tips, and some very candid talk about risqué party accessories.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Why Bachelorette Parties Matter (01:31–02:04)

• Context: The hosts highlight how bachelorette parties have become their own event during the wedding season, deserving attention for their wild, fun vibe.
• Quote (Burt, 01:31):
  "I think what we will do here is we will continue our bachelorette party survival guide…We're focusing on the bachelor because they're, they're just more wild and crazy and more fun."

2. Top Venues and Strippers in Atlanta (01:38–02:22)

• Recap: The team references prior episodes discussing Atlanta’s best bars and hireable strippers for bachelorette parties, with resources posted online.
• Notable Mention: Intern Bianca apparently has encyclopedic (and slightly suspicious) knowledge of Atlanta’s top male strippers, amusing everyone.

3. Game Ideas for Bachelorette Parties (02:33–02:45)

• Highlight: Playing different games (like scavenger hunts) is a huge part of the fun and has been covered previously, with information online for listeners.

4. Today’s Focus: Decorations & Favors (02:53–03:18)

• Essentials: Must-haves like “manhood”-shaped straws, personalized buttons, feather boas, and silly fake veils are all discussed as staples for a successful night.

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Where to Find the Best Decorations

A. Adult Stores & Novelty Shops – Local Favorites

• Insurrection (03:23–03:44):
  • Described as a reliable chain with extensive party favor sections.
  • Joke (Burt, 03:36):
    "Melissa actually has them all tattooed. Each location is tattooed on her forearm."
• Brush Strokes (07:36–07:57):
  • A novelty store at Ansley Mall, Atlanta, mentioned by a caller as a top spot for bachelorette supplies.
  • Quote (Co-host 3, 07:51):
    "This is a great place to get stuff."
• Unidentified Sex Store by Harry’s Food Market (08:33–09:00):
  • In Marietta, noted by a local caller for its “nasty stuff you guys looking for.”

B. Party Chains & General Retailers

• Party City (04:07–04:27):
  • Known for PG-rated bachelorette items (buttons, sashes, playful decor).
  • Quote (Co-host 1, 04:08):
    "They have like a G rated type of bachelorette party stuff...very tame stuff. But cute, definitely cute things."
• Spencer’s Gifts (04:23–07:18):
  • Hosts joke about no one actually buying anything from Spencer’s, but a caller confirms they have an “adult” section that saved her in a small Texas town.
  • Memorable Exchange (Burt & Co-hosts, 04:27–04:42):
    _"Nobody's ever bought anything from Spencer's."
    • "That's the place you go and you check everything out...but you don't buy it."_

C. Online Options

• eBay (04:58–06:31):
  • Callers say eBay is the go-to for everything from novelty cake pans to adult candies.
  • Quote (Caller 1, 05:01):
    "I've got candy makers. I make penises all the time. I'm sorry. I make private parts. ... Ebay has all that stuff you can get."
• PureRomance.com (08:09–08:27):
  • Quick mention as an all-in-one online shop for both “basic stuff to the naughty, naughty stuff.”
  • Quote (Burt, 08:14):
    "Of course, pureromance.com has everything...from the most basic stuff to the naughty, naughty stuff."

D. Other Notable Mentions

• This, That, and Other on Cobb Parkway (09:13–09:21)
  • A local novelty store praised for carrying everything.
  • Quote (Caller 1, 09:15):
    "It's a novelty store that has everything."

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Memorable Moments & Quotes

• Insurrection Tattoo Comedy (03:36–03:44)
  • Burt and the co-hosts joke about having the addresses to all Insurrection stores tattooed, like a world traveler’s map for party accessories.
• Homemade Party Favors (05:00–06:31)
  • Caller 1 describes making “private part” candies and cakes, and even shares a romantic story about meeting her partner through Valentine’s candy-making.
• "Penis Straws" Rally Cry (09:29–09:41)
  • Burt brings the segment to a close with a classic sendoff:
    "Penis straws. Yeah, go get them, girl. Find your penis straws. They're all up online right now."

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Listener Tips & Stories

• Personal Cabinet of Party Molds (05:01–05:48)
  • Caller admits to owning a whole cabinet of “boobs and penises” molds for all occasions, and the fun of surprising people at parties.
• Chocolate Melting Party (06:00–06:15)
  • The same caller describes a fun Valentine’s activity that kicked off her relationship in a unique way.
• Lost Voice in Texas (06:47–07:18)
  • Brittany calls in hoarse after a wild weekend, attesting to the effectiveness (and necessity!) of decorations from Spencer’s in remote locations.

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Timestamps of Important Segments

• 01:31–01:38: Introduction to the Bachelorette Survival Guide series
• 02:04–02:22: Recap of best Atlanta venues and stripper info
• 02:33–02:45: Bachelorette party games discussion
• 02:53–03:18: Opening the decorations discussion
• 04:27–04:56: Banter about Spencer’s Gifts
• 05:00–06:31: eBay and homemade party part molds, personal stories
• 07:36–07:57: Brush Strokes – local novelty store recommendation
• 08:09–08:27: PureRomance.com – online source for every decoration need
• 09:13–09:21: “This, That, and Other” on Cobb Parkway
• 09:29–09:41: Enthusiastic mention of penis straws and wrap-up

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Conclusion

The Bert Show crew, together with their callers, delivers a lively, no-holds-barred guide to sourcing bachelorette party decorations—from the cutest boas and buttons to the wildest “adult” accoutrements. Equal parts informational and comically honest, this episode serves as both a resource and an icebreaker for anyone prepping for wedding season shenanigans.

Find the comprehensive local and online guide at Q100ATLANTA.com, and as Burt would say: “Go get them, girl.”

Transcript

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[Burt]

the bird show and I think what we will do here is we will continue our bachelorette party survival guide.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, we've been doing this series on bachelorette parties because right now we are in the thick of wedding season and it is all happening. Everybody's got their wedding dates either, you know, coming up really soon or in the next couple of months. Cause everybody wants to get married in pretty weather. Well, come, come. What comes before the wedding is of course, the bachelor and bachelorette parties. We're focusing on the bachelor because they're, they're just more wild and crazy and more fun. So we talked about the best places to go for your bachelorette party in

[Burt]

Atlanta because there are some bars and some places that are just more bachelorette party friendly than others. They don't even want you there.

[Co-host 1]

Exactly, exactly. So we talked about that and then we talked about the best strippers in Atlanta if you want to hire them and all. And those lists are up online right [e-mail] if you need to consult them. While you're planning for your next bachelorette party.

[Burt]

And if you can't go online, you could just call our intern Bianca and she could just fill you in on. She knew a lot of that. Yeah. Strangely, she, like, knew the top six or seven guys. There was another one. What else are we missing?

[Co-host 2]

We talked about the games because I saw three bachelorette parties just this weekend alone, and they were all doing different fun games. So we talked about the different games you can play while you're out and about with your bachelorette party. One was a scavenger hunt this weekend, which I was laughing at. So.

[Burt]

And these are all posted up online. So that can alleviate the email that we get so much this time of year. Like, what do we do for bachelorette party? So today we're focusing on what fun,

[Co-host 1]

like decorations and different party favors that you need and where you can go to get them. Because, you know, you gotta have the straws in the shape of the manhood. You gotta have, you know, the, you know, different buttons with the names on them and the boas and all the stuff that you need. You know, the fake veil because you don't want to wear a real veil. You know, you gotta get like the cheesy veil or whatever else that you need to go out on that night. Where do you go and get it?

[Burt]

The 404-741-Q100. There are just a couple of stores, right?

[Co-host 3]

Yeah, I was gonna say service that kind of thing. When you talk about the more adult stuff, I think Insurrection is a good place to go because there's a section in Insurrection that is just for party

[Co-host 1]

favors and they have a lot of those loc around. Right.

[Co-host 3]

They're all over metro Atlanta.

[Burt]

So Melissa actually has them all tattooed. Each location is tattooed on her forearm.

[Co-host 1]

She doesn't map just so she doesn't

[Burt]

forget longitude and latitude line. She knows them all.

[Co-host 3]

Some people have maps with the push pins in where they've been around the world. I have them where Insurrection is. Okay. So much.

[Co-host 1]

I think that's going to be my next Bing.com commercial. If you need to, you know, look for the map apps for your Insurrection.

[Co-host 2]

Right?

[Co-host 3]

Yes.

[Burt]

So we're looking for two things. We're looking for different decorations and we're looking for the places that you get them also. It's like a party city. Do they have a section for that?

[Co-host 2]

They have.

[Co-host 1]

They have like a G rated type of bachelorette party stuff. So they'll have like the buttons you can wear that say like, I'm a flirt or kiss Me or, you know, silly but very pg tame stuff. Yeah, very tame stuff. But cute, definitely cute things.

[Co-host 2]

What about a Spencer's? Spencer's has kind of some crazy stuff in the back.

[Burt]

Nobody's ever bought anything from Spencer's.

[Co-host 2]

Really?

[Burt]

That's the place you go and you check everything out. A little thing that electricity goes into your finger but you don't buy it.

[Co-host 3]

And then the big thing where you touch it and the fluorescent lights change color. You think they do because you touched it.

[Burt]

I don't even know that you're allowed to buy anything there.

[Co-host 3]

Or you go through the posters like you're going to buy them, but for some reason you go through the posters, laughing at all the beer stuff. Nude pictures.

[Burt]

All right, places to go to get the stuff for the bachelorette party and the different decorations. Also, not a lot of calls today. 404, 741Q100. Hey, Debbie.

[Caller 1]

Hey, how you doing, guys?

[Burt]

How are you?

[Caller 1]

Ebay you can get. I've got. Oh, yeah, I've got candy makers. I make penises all the time. I'm sorry. I make private parts. I've got boobs I can make for guys parties. I've got cookie cutters that make the male things.

[Co-host 3]

Okay.

[Caller 1]

I've got all kinds of stuff. You get blow up things the girl can tote with her. But ebay has all that stuff you can get. That's where we got all of our stuff.

[Co-host 1]

I do remember a couple years ago going online and ordering a bundt pan, like for a cake.

[Caller 1]

Yeah, I have cakes things. I have a whole cabinet full of stuff for all those kinds of parties.

[Co-host 3]

Are you married?

[Caller 1]

Yes. Well, not actually. I've just been living together in sin for a long time.

[Co-host 3]

I just say he loves that cabinet.

[Caller 2]

Yeah, he does.

[Caller 1]

Actually. Whenever there's Valentine parties, I make candies for the girls.

[Co-host 3]

And because I was gonna say if you were single and a guy came over and he just happened, oh, where's a plate? I'll check this cabinet and all that's in there.

[Caller 1]

We met at Parents Without Partners. It was actually Valentine's. I made a bunch of the candies and we had chocolate melting parties. You know, who could melt their chocolate faster. Stuff. That was actually what impressed it with me. We've been together ever since.

[Co-host 3]

All right.

[Burt]

Is there a certain section on ebay that you look for something like this? Because this feels like.

[Caller 1]

I think it's like bachelorette parties or gag gifts for bachelorette parties.

[Burt]

Because I think you're walking a fine line. If you did that on Craigslist you're gonna get a whole bunch of different ebay.

[Co-host 1]

But I would have never thought of ebay.

[Co-host 3]

That's smart, but you gotta give yourself a little time, you know, with ebay, to do it and have it sent to you.

[Burt]

404-741. Q100. Hey, Brittany.

[Caller 2]

Hey.

[Burt]

Hey, what's up?

[Caller 2]

Nothing. I just lost my voice.

[Burt]

Well, then you. Then you've done the wrong thing today.

[Caller 2]

I actually went to my best friend's bachelor party on Saturday, and that resulted from my losing my voice.

[Burt]

Okay, you got plenty of good reason. So where do you go to get decorations and stuff like that?

[Caller 2]

You actually just knocked it. But we, in fact, went to Spencer's.

[Burt]

Oh, you did?

[Co-host 2]

They do have stuff.

[Caller 2]

They do. Well, my husband was stationed out in Fort Hood during our wedding out in Texas, and there's pretty much nothing out there whatsoever but a tiny, little rinky dink mall. And the only thing out there is Spencer's, but they have a very, very large adult section. Okay.

[Burt]

Okay, great. Thank you very much.

[Caller 2]

No problem.

[Burt]

All right. She's like, even though I don't have a voice, I still got to stick up for Spencer's, man.

[Co-host 3]

Try to go into Spencer.

[Co-host 1]

Try not to touch that stuff. Help the other women.

[Burt]

Good morning, Anderson. You are on the Burt Show.

[Caller 1]

Hey, good morning, guys. I love you. I missed you when I was in Michigan. It's good to be back home.

[Burt]

Thank you, man.

[Caller 1]

You can get that stuff over at Brush Strokes. They have a whole selection.

[Burt]

Brush Strokes?

[Co-host 3]

Yeah, it's over by Ainsley Mall.

[Caller 1]

Yeah, it's over at Ansley Mall.

[Co-host 2]

What is that?

[Co-host 3]

It's in a shopping center behind it, and it's. It's a novelty store.

[Co-host 1]

Okay.

[Co-host 2]

Okay.

[Co-host 3]

This is a great place to get stuff.

[Burt]

And what's the name of it again?

[Co-host 3]

Brush Strokes.

[Burt]

Brushstrokes. Okay.

[Co-host 1]

Never even heard of that.

[Co-host 3]

Brush Strokes.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, that's what I thought y' all were saying.

[Co-host 3]

I didn't understand brush strokes.

[Co-host 1]

Like, if you were painting, not swimming breaststrokes.

[Co-host 3]

Whole different story.

[Burt]

Hey, Alana. Good morning. You're on the Burt Show.

[Caller 1]

Hey, you can go to pureromance.com we

[Burt]

should have thought of that. Of course, pureromance.com has everything. I mean, from the most basic stuff to the naughty, naughty stuff.

[Caller 1]

Yep.

[Burt]

Thank you very much.

[Caller 1]

No problem.

[Co-host 3]

Sound almost irritated.

[Burt]

He was. Probably from pure romance going, I'm a paid advertiser.

[Co-host 3]

Duh. Been in there.

[Burt]

Hey, Laura. Good morning. You're on the Burt Show.

[Co-host 1]

I thought that was hello.

[Caller 2]

There is a great place in front of Harry's Food market off of Roswell Road. It's actually a sex store, but inside they have tons of bachelorettes party stuff. Like the nasty stuff you guys looking for.

[Co-host 3]

Do you know the name of the store?

[Caller 2]

No, I don't, but it's right in front of Harry's.

[Caller 1]

And it's a sex store right in

[Burt]

front of Harry's on Roswell Road.

[Co-host 1]

That's funny.

[Caller 1]

Yeah.

[Burt]

You say in Sandy Springs?

[Caller 2]

I think it's actually in Marietta.

[Burt]

Oh, okay. Okay, Gotcha. Thank you.

[Co-host 2]

In front of Harry's and Marietta.

[Burt]

Wendy, you just wanted to say Harry's.

[Co-host 1]

I didn't even get that until right now.

[Burt]

All right, Karen, one more for us.

[Caller 1]

This, that, and other on Cobb Parkway.

[Burt]

This, that, and other. What else? What is that all about?

[Caller 1]

It's a novelty store that has everything.

[Co-host 3]

Okay.

[Burt]

Sounds like any novelty store. You're good to go. Thank you very much.

[Co-host 1]

That's good stuff. There was some of those I had never heard of before.

[Co-host 3]

Very cool.

[Burt]

All right, so the entire list of the ultimate sort of bachelorette party survival guide all up online right now. Q100ATLANTA.com Penis straws. Yeah, go get them, girl. Find your penis straws. They're all up online right now.

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