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Caller/Participant 1
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Host (likely Burch Show Host)
The Burch show took a call about 10 minutes ago from a Burch show listener just complaining she has to move in with her mom because she and her boyfriend can't afford to live by themselves anymore. He got laid off. So they're looking for something and the mom offered to have him stay with her, pay $500. But they have to sleep in separate rooms and our listener was really upset by that. We've been going out with each other for two years. Why we got to sleep in separate rooms. We thought the real shocking call would be if you're married and when you go over to your parents house, even as a married couple, your parents still say, uh, no, no, no, no, you gotta sleep in separate rooms. And it's apparently not that unheard of.
Caller/Participant 1
I'm not shocked.
Caller/Participant 2
We're in the South.
Caller/Participant 3
Really?
Caller/Participant 2
Yeah, we're in the South.
Caller/Participant 1
I'm so surprised.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Hey Rosie. Good morning.
Caller/Participant 4
Morning. My parents are actually not southern. I'm not southern. I'm from up north. But my parents are Puerto Rican. So that's, I think worse than southern.
Caller/Participant 1
More stress.
Caller/Participant 4
We got married. We had a civil wedding first and we had our church wedding planned but we moved in together in between the civil wedding and the church wedding. Well, my mom got very angry and not only that, but every time we went to visit we had to sleep in separate rooms.
Caller/Participant 5
I felt like a kid.
Caller/Participant 6
It was horrible.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
So they didn't recognize your marriage because you weren't married in a church.
Caller/Participant 6
Absolutely not.
Caller/Participant 4
She said we were living in sin and that I had so disappointed her. My other two sisters had messed up, and now I had. She had all her hope in me and I just, you know, threw all that away.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
So she made you guys sleep in separate rooms when you would come over?
Caller/Participant 6
Yeah, she's over it now.
Caller/Participant 4
Three kids later and years later, you
Caller/Participant 6
know, but C gave us hell.
Caller/Participant 7
That would be funny is if even with three children, I know I've got grandbabies, but you and the father cannot sleep in the same room.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
We did have one call that dropped out. Calling and saying just that, that my parents wouldn't let allow us to sleep in the same room until we had K too. But they were married, right?
Caller/Participant 3
They were married.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Strange, right? Hey, Mark, go ahead. You're on Q100.
Caller/Participant 8
Hey, good morning, Berto.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Morning.
Caller/Participant 8
My wife's parents are the exact same. We'll go to visit them on the holidays and try and stay with them, and they end up just wanting us to sleep in separate rooms. They already got our rooms made up and everything. And. Yeah, it's gotten to the point where every time I go to visit, we just end up renting a hotel.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Yeah, I think I would. I was just gonna say I would do the same thing.
Caller/Participant 8
Yeah, it almost comes off as. It almost comes off as being a little bit rude to, you know, her parents and stuff by us going to stay at a hotel when the rest of the family's staying at their house. But, you know, I mean, we've been married for almost eight years now and. Yep, almost eight years. And it's the exact same problem.
Caller/Participant 1
Do they explain to you why? I mean, do they say anything or they just have your rooms ready?
Caller/Participant 8
Her parents are extremely religious. I believe they're Southern Baptist. And they, they. She was the kind of kid that grown up, she was not allowed to have boys in her bedroom. Anytime they open door policy in all the house, even when we're staying there, we can't shut our own door. I'm 26 years old, and when I stay at their house, I have to leave my door open.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
And you guys have been married for eight years?
Caller/Participant 8
Eight years. Eight years.
Caller/Participant 1
It's like they can't let go of her being a little girl. That's it, you know, she's still their little girl in her. In their minds, it's like, I mean, she is a woman who has been married for eight years. Let her grow up, you know, no
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
shortage of calls here.
Caller/Participant 1
Wow.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Kelly, you're part of the Burt Show. Hi.
Caller/Participant 5
Hi.
Caller/Participant 6
How are y'? All?
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Good. How are you?
Caller/Participant 6
Good.
Caller/Participant 5
So, well, my situation is a little bit more like the first girl that originally called in. I moved back in with my parents, like, last June, and for the same reason, financial reasons. But my. They will. They won't let my husband stay there because my parents, mainly my mom is, like, really, like, strict Catholics, and because we're not married in the Catholic Church, they don't recognize that we're married at all.
Caller/Participant 9
Wow.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
At least. There's. At least here. Even though it doesn't. I don't agree with it. I can understand part of the argument.
Caller/Participant 3
You're so religious. Religion.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
At least there's some kind of reason here. Whereas with the last call, there's nothing at all.
Caller/Participant 1
No reason.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
He can't even be behind a closed door with his wife.
Caller/Participant 7
I think they're just not into him.
Caller/Participant 1
They're just not that into you.
Caller/Participant 7
Yeah, that's their subtle way of saying, we don't like who you married.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Now here come the. The calls about the grandparents. Hey, George. Here on Q100. Hi.
Caller/Participant 3
Hey.
Caller/Participant 10
Yeah, so my grandparents always made my dad sleep on the couch. And there's five of us kids, so five kids running around, and my dad had to sleep on the couch.
Caller/Participant 1
I just always.
Caller/Participant 7
I know it sounds crazy. I just always give grandparents a pass. I mean, they're old. Old school, you know, you got five kids running around.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
They're doing it.
Caller/Participant 7
They just don't want it. They don't want it done in their house. That's the difference.
Caller/Participant 3
One that doesn't make sense is you can't do it. You can't spend your night in the same bed until they have kids first. You know, the. Until there's children. Because it's almost like you guys aren't doing it until.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Oh, look, there's a kid.
Caller/Participant 3
You must be. All right, you can do it now.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Strange. Okay, I got. When I know. We won't get any calls on. I got it, I got it. I got to do with this. If you're the kid and when your parents come over, you don't allow them to spend the night.
Caller/Participant 1
That doesn't exist.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
That can't exist. There's no way.
Caller/Participant 1
Somebody making it up.
Caller/Participant 7
Step parent who they don't like, and when they come over, they don't let them.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
That could be the only scenario if you are the kid. When your parents come over to the house, you demand that they sleep in separate rooms. But I finally got.
Caller/Participant 1
Are you just.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
We're not gonna get any calls on that. Okay?
Caller/Participant 3
Okay.
Caller/Participant 8
Okay.
Caller/Participant 3
Okay. This one, this one.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Good morning, Melissa, you're on Q100.
Caller/Participant 6
Hi. I been married for 17 years.
Caller/Participant 4
I have three children.
Caller/Participant 6
And not only am I not allowed to sleep in the same bed with
Caller/Participant 4
my husband at my parents house, but
Caller/Participant 6
my grandparents as well. And in my grandparents house, every bedroom
Caller/Participant 4
has those old school twin beds. So they're so small that you can't
Caller/Participant 6
even sleep in it by yourself. You just roll off every time you sleep over.
Caller/Participant 3
It's like the old Brady Bunch episodes where Mike and Carol had to be in two separate beds.
Caller/Participant 7
They were the first ones to be in the same bed. Lucy and Desi were the ones that were in the same bed.
Caller/Participant 3
That's right. With the nightstand in the middle.
Caller/Participant 7
Yes. I was a TV alcohol, you know, or TV aholic or whatever you call it when I was a kid. So I'm not surprised though, because her parents, one of her parents, whoever is the child of the grandparents learned it from them.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Right.
Caller/Participant 6
My grandparents even sleep that way too. To this day they sleep separately.
Caller/Participant 2
I mean, I could see my dad if I ever got married, separating.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
No way.
Caller/Participant 2
Oh yes, definitely. My dad is southern to the T. I would.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
But you're married.
Caller/Participant 2
I wouldn't even ask.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Yeah, you know, there's no teens in the word southern.
Caller/Participant 2
I. I just. Yeah, there is.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Oh yeah, there is.
Caller/Participant 9
God, do I feel like an idiot
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
for the second time in 20 minutes.
Caller/Participant 7
Blame it on the cold medicine.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
I'm not even on cold medicine.
Caller/Participant 7
I'm trying to help.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
I was absolutely sure we wouldn't get any calls from kids that don't let their parents.
Caller/Participant 7
Is it a stepparent?
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
I don't know. Hey, John.
Caller/Participant 8
Hey, how you doing?
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Okay.
Caller/Participant 8
It is absolutely a step parent. When my dad and his wife come over, I will not let them sleep together in the same room. And I have perfectly good reasoning. This lady sleeps naked. My five year old.
Caller/Participant 7
Okay, wait, what is.
Caller/Participant 3
I didn't understand.
Caller/Participant 7
He has a five year old and his. The stepmother sleeps naked? I guess.
Caller/Participant 3
But I don't understand why. What? I don't understand.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Are you still there, John?
Caller/Participant 6
Yeah, I'm here.
Caller/Participant 3
But why does that.
Caller/Participant 7
What's the difference?
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Yeah.
Caller/Participant 8
If the stepmom, she walks around the house naked late in evening times. I just, you know, I don't feel comfortable with that.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
But that doesn't make any sense to me.
Caller/Participant 3
Yeah.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
So they can't sleep, so they can't be in the house at all or what?
Caller/Participant 8
No, not.
Caller/Participant 3
So you don't even let her spend the night.
Caller/Participant 9
Oh, yeah?
Caller/Participant 3
She doesn't apply then.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Yeah, she's. She's not even allowed over the house at night, so that's not the same thing.
Caller/Participant 3
Yeah, we're moving on to Kim, who's got a more relevant story.
Caller/Participant 1
Oh, no.
Caller/Participant 7
Why are you so mean?
Caller/Participant 3
I'm not. I'm just saying that didn't apply.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Good morning, Kim. You're on Q100.
Caller/Participant 6
Hi. I do not let my parents sleep in the same room when they come to visit. Of course, now they're both deceased. But it's not because I didn't love my parents. It's because my dad had a sick fetish. He. One of his big things was to have sex in other people's houses when he spent the night. So knowing this growing up. Well, not really growing up, but since I was a teenager, it came out, and I overheard my mom say it when she was joking about it. I was like, God forbid, you're having sex in my bed.
Caller/Participant 3
But they're married.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
And it's not a fetish.
Caller/Participant 5
I don't care.
Caller/Participant 6
That's gross. That's my mom and dad.
Caller/Participant 1
Yeah, but it's your parents. They had to do something to get you here.
Caller/Participant 4
They can do it at home. She doesn't want to hear it.
Caller/Participant 5
Not at my house.
Caller/Participant 3
They might do it at home.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
Yuck.
Caller/Participant 6
Yeah, leave that at home. Don't bring it to my house. Cause I've always lived out of state. And when they would come to visit, you know, I love my parents to come visit, but, yeah, they knew I wasn't having it.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
So just the thought of them having sex was enough for you to say, you guys gotta sleep in sex?
Caller/Participant 6
Just the thought of my parents having sex was gross to me. That's awesome.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
It's always one.
Caller/Participant 1
And, you know, when she separated them into two rooms and she went to bed, it was like a challenge for them, you know, they were up doing it anyway.
Caller/Participant 3
Yeah, all you did is move them down to the kitchen table, so enjoy breakfast.
Caller/Participant 1
He just made it more exciting for them.
Host (likely Burch Show Host)
I like how she started out, the whole call. They had a fetish. They like to have sex. That's not really a fetish, I don't think. I think that's called liking to have sex.
Caller/Participant 3
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Caller/Participant 9
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Caller/Participant 1
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Host (likely Burch Show Host)
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Date: March 17, 2026
Hosts: The Bert Show Cast (Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & others)
Episode Theme:
A revealing, lively, and often hilarious phone-in episode exploring why many married couples—even those with years of marriage and children—are still required to sleep in separate beds or rooms when visiting parents or in-laws. The cast and callers discuss the cultural, religious, and generational beliefs fueling the phenomenon, share personal anecdotes, and debate whether such traditions make any sense in today’s world.