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We got three minutes. What do you guys want to talk about? Middle names. I actually instead of middle. Well, middle earth, we got. We got tickled. Jen and I got tickled because instead of middle names we were talking about people who had unfortunate names. Really? You know what? I'm talking about a slew of these. The side bottom twins. Well, more of insinuating names like you want to. Can we talk about this? I don't know. I don't know if I can. If you spell the last name and tell us what the first Name was Jen's freaked out by the whole fcc. I know the memo sitting in front of me. She always called herself the third regular guy. Okay, the girl's last name is D I X and first name Sharon. That's gonna hurt us. That's an unfortunate name. That's gonna hurt for a long time. That's really sad. Especially when you're a kid. Yeah, I mean, they don't have to be offensive names like that too. Like who? Did you say Snodgrass or something? Yes, I had. I think it was high school or. No, no, girl. My sorority like two years behind me. Hope Snodgrass. And you're. I want to go pee in a pot or whatever. Cherry. Ounce of peapot. Cherry onto cherry. Ants of pea. What's her first name? Lois. And that whole thing is the last name Cherry Ons of Peapot. Lois, why don't you call. She used to. She lives here in Atlanta now. Lois. I'm sorry. I talked to her about her one time on the air and she called and emailed and now whenever her name comes up, she won't call anymore because, I mean, the origination of names is usually used to be, I think to identify what like you did for a living or, you know, I mean there's some. There's some history to each name. And I just wonder what. Cherry. Ounce of peapot. Yeah, well, I think it was. She's either Vietnamese or Thai or something like that. But it had like 932 letters in the last name. Man, I wonder what it means. My husband's parents are Lois and Clark. They are? Yeah. They're so Hobbyville. They are so freaking Hobbyville. Well, it's not my. It's not. It's not the hobby side of the thing, but it's your in laws. Yeah, my in lawy's in laws are Lois and Clark. And Jen's parents named are Ward and June. I think we can do this because it's a last name. Hey, Corey, if it sounds risky, just have him spell it. Go ahead, spell the name we're talking about. The name is H I T T L E R S H I T T L E R. No, the kid never got over five feet and he just got hurt all around like that. If I was the dad, I probably would have gone and changed it to just the L's Schiller, you know. Yeah, he's gotta run some of these names through Ellis Island. That's gonna be tough for him to propose too. Will you marry me? Yes. Only if I Don't have to take your last name. How about you take my name? I wonder if there are women out there that have either not married a guy or had that big debate on the fact that she will not take his name. Not for independent reasons, because his name was so bad. Yeah, I'm sure. Hey, Jenny. Hey, Jenny. Yeah. Hi. Hey. Hey. What's going on? Oh, not much. Just left my book bag at home. And I wanted to tell you guys that my grandma went to school with a woman named Ophelia Rass. Ophelia. It doesn't sound very funny. But then when you think about it, it's like, oh, Ophelia, I will keep that with me all day today. I know. Thank you for that. I have a damn sixth grade. Yeah, and go find your book bag. I don't know. There was when I lived in Boston, a friend of a friend's name was first name Asian gentleman. First name was Fat. P, H, A T. Last name Ho. Ho. That's a guy's name. Not as good as Ophelia. Ass. Good morning to all the Hitski 100. What is this? Hey, this is Tina. Hey, Tina. Hey. Okay. I used to work with a guy named Richard Seaman, but he wouldn't let people call him Richard. He said his name was Dick, so he went by Dick Seaman. That is wrong. That's scarring. Do you think? This can't be. This is a local number. Thank you, Tina. I remember hearing a story about a baby, a baby being named because the woman really liked the color of paint that was in her. In her hospital room. So she named her little baby Rose enamel. Which is Rose enamel. Oh, Lord. Oh, come on. That's urban legend. That's urban legend. Good morning. All the hits. Q100. Hello. Hi. Now you are gonna. I see the name that you are gonna tell us about. You are gonna have to spell this one. Okay. It's spelled P H U C. And his last name is me. M, E. No way. Now you know this person or is this urban legend? Student in my classroom. Oh, you are kidding. No. That is so incredibly wrong. Like, what do you call him when you have to call him in class? I mean, we call him Fook. Fook. Okay, I'm looking at. There's a website. I'd like to introduce you to my best friend. Feel your ass. Here's a website that I found. It has some. The Fook Ass. Kids. Here's a website I found appropriately named. I'll give you the last name and then the first name and then Bert, you recite them in the proper order. Okay. What was that again? I'm gonna give you these names. Last name first. These are actual scans of telephone listings. These are legitimately. And this is on a website, so it's legit. Cause it's on the Internet. Bert. The last name is Long, first name is Hardin. And you want me to do with that? What was that? Say it. How Hard and long. That's the guy's name. You're 12. We're 12. I know it feels good. Is that one any better than Bolivar? Shag Nasty or Constant? Farter. F A R D E R. No, it's right there. Jen. No. Far. Constance Farter. Hey, Jen, you're on all the hits. Q100. Hey, y'. All. How are y' all doing? Good. How are you? Good. Swear to God this is true, and I'm just gonna spell it, but I went to high school with a girl and her last name was P A N, G. She was Asian and her first name was P. U H. Oh, no. I swear to God. The poor girl didn't understand it. She was. And people used to make fun of her all the time. Poor little Poo Tang. Oh, it's a sad pootang story. Thank you. Bye. Bye. I hate sad stories about Pooh. This is just a funny name. It doesn't come off to be anything but. It's Nimrod and Amanda Funk. Nimrod? Who's gonna name their child Nimrod? I don't know. There's a high school mascot that's the Nimrods. Yeah, they're an ESPN commercial. Yeah, all the time. Who would root for the Nimrods? Hey, Brandon, you're on all the hits. Q100. Hey, good morning. Morning. I had a friend of mine, her name was April Butt, and she was dating a friend of mine named Spanky. Had she taken he taken her name, it would have been Spanky Butt. Spanky Butts. Spanky Butts. But the bad part is she left him and went and dated a guy named Scooter. So he'd have been Scooterbutt. Scooterbus. That's my new on air name. Here's the last name, Bert. H O A R E. H O A. Okay. First name is Anita. Anita Hore. Oh, see? It's in the phone book. I don't believe it. It's in the phone. Unbelievable. They have telephone numbers. There's a place. There's an Atlanta number. The Atlanta Wee Wee Inspector. I kid you not. It's highlighted. That looks pretty Funny. Atlanta Wee wee inspector. Hey, Ricky. Hey. Go ahead, add to the pot. I know a family in Macon. The dad's name is Ben Dover. The mom's name is Eileen Dover. And they even went as far as naming their kid after the dad. And his name is Ben Dover Jr. That's so. I mean, you should be able to call defects on a family like that. All right, last one here and then we're all going on our field trip because we're all in the sixth grade. Hey, good morning. Hold on one sec. Yeah, that's the one. What's going on? Julie, you got to be really, really, really careful with this. Go ahead and spell it. I gotta spell it? Hey, Melissa, this is Julie from Dallas. Is a Piedmont. Hey, Julie, how are you? Fine. Good. I have a friend that's a teacher in Clayton county and she had a little kid and his name, last name was spell S H I T H E A D. But they called him Shafid. You'd have to Shafid. That was always a good one. Thank you for calling. All right, thanks, guys. Oh, Shafid in the morning with sidekicks. Poo Tang, Ophelia, Ass and bend over Fat Ho. And Fat Ho. All right, we did it. We killed three minutes successfully in an entertaining three minutes. The website, by the way, is funny if you want to. Entertaining to who, by the way? To us. Yeah, the bird show. Guys, thanks for helping me carry my Christmas tree. Zoe. This thing weighs a ton. Drew, Ski, lift with your legs, man. Santa. Santa, did you get my letter? He's talking to you britches. I'm not. Of course he did. Right, Santa, you know my elf, Drew Ski here. He handles the nice list. And elf, I'm six' three. What everyone wants is iPhone 17 and at T Mobile, you can get it on them. 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