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Birdshow all right, so we continue with the not so psycho Sue Fiji Tool storyline and if you haven't been listening for the last 15 minutes, that that's just. That's just too damn bad. We can't recap the whole thing, but as we sit right now, Fiji and Tool are back together again and sue has been feeling that Fiji in a couple of seconds here I'm going to prove to you is just turning her back on sue now. Also, when did you find out that the two of them were getting back together with each other?
Sue
Five minutes before Tracy called me to tell me that he had emailed you guys.
Show Host
And who told you that they were getting back together?
Sue
The same groomsman who convinced me to go to the rehearsal.
Show Host
So is this Groomsman and Tool? Are they still friends or no? Yeah, I wouldn't think. All right, before I get to the tweets, here are some people calling up that are rallying around you. Good morning.
Caller 1
Q100 Hey, I just wanted to tell sue to keep her head up and don't let that jerk control her and what he says doesn't shouldn't matter to her and there's somebody out there that will love her for who she is and take her.
Caller 2
Absolutely.
Show Host
Thanks for calling. Here's Tiffany Good Morning. You're on Q100.
Caller 1
Hey, good morning. Love you guys.
Sue
Thank you.
Caller 1
I wanted to call to tell not so Psycho Sue. Don't feel defeated. The whole purpose of the plan has already been accomplished. You never was going into the plan to gain a friend, so I think that was just an added bonus. But the fact that Fiji was on this emotional high after she found out all the news, it kind of made, like, this pretend bond between you guys. She was never your friend. So now that she's vulnerable and she realizes she's not as strong as you, she's, you know, of course, falling back into the typical. You know, she's going back with tools. So don't feel defeated about it. I think they belong together. And she'll find out later on that she made the biggest mistake of her life.
Caller 3
Yeah, well, I mean, what Katie and I. Katie and I feel like you've served your purpose, because the thing is that we're not. Nobody's commented on the fact of the intervention. If you do something stupid in your relationship, and if you were the stupid person in your relationship and you do it privately and it's just between you and the person you're dating, then that's one thing. But the whole family now knows. The whole family was involved. And the fact that she is going back to him and they plan on getting married, guess whose support they don't have? They don't have the family support, I mean, according to the intervention that you were telling us about. So Katie and I are like, they deserve each other, and it's gonna be fine. And they're gonna create their own misery because sister and mom and grandma, dad and dad, they're not in on this, you know, like, they're not into this. And so she's going back even after all that, then. Then she's. She's digging her own grave.
Show Host
Did the former groom give you any kind of insight, like, if the family is supporting this, like, they're cool with it or not?
Sue
The. I haven't talked to the groom. Her family's not supportive of it.
Show Host
They're not.
Caller 3
So that's that. Yeah. So then that she's gonna have a hard time and she's gonna be miserable.
Caller 4
So.
Caller 3
Perfect. Let her be.
Show Host
All right, so let's go through some of these. These tweets from yesterday. Okay. Because now Fiji is going to start showing her character, because up until this point, I mean, we got a bond forming between sue and Fiji, and up until this point, Fiji sees this tool for really what he is, and she's ready to come on the radio and she's ready to go off on the dude also. Alright, so after I get that email from Tool saying that they're back together, I didn't believe it. I'm like, no way, dude, you're Tool. And I've seen the way. Manipulating everybody. So I'm gonna go right to Fiji. So my tweet to her says, just got an email from Tool saying you guys are back together. Counseling can't be true, right? And that she writes back, there is more to it. We are going to counseling. And I feel bad for turning my back on sue, but I have to follow my heart. She also, in another tweet, says, they had their chance and I'm glad she pointed things out to me and I will always be grateful for that. But I love him.
Caller 3
Oh, geez.
Show Host
Even though he has a lot to change. And he knows that.
Caller 3
Even though he has a lot to
Caller 5
change and he knows that the visual of Jen hobby right now. Cause she's. I don't know what is that?
Caller 2
She's got my entertainment weekend.
Caller 5
She's got some tabloid that's like filled with celebrity pictures and she's listening to you while flipping through. And she goes, oh, geez. She gets to the page like the old woman at the, you know, at the.
Caller 2
At the nail salon.
Caller 5
Yeah, at the nail salon. He's just waiting for her nails to dry. Oh, come on. Gossiping.
Show Host
All right, so those are three tweets that sort of ran onto each other. So I write back because I'm still not believing what I'm reading here, right? So I tweet back, so you guys are back together. And she writes, we are not back together. We are going to counseling and taking steps towards solving our issues.
Caller 2
And the issue is that you're with an idiot.
Caller 3
They're solving those gen. Well, it sounds like they. I don't know, sounds like they both are.
Show Host
So at this point, I'm. I'm sort of retweeting what she's writing also. And there's like this soap opera going online right now on Twitter, on, you know, on my account. And people are starting to question the whole thing. And frankly, I'm starting to question it also. It just seems too unbelievable, right? So I write, you're making this up, right? She writes back, why would I make this up? This is not our problem. That someone else brought a whole city into our relationship. Leave us alone. She writes. So I respond back, I guess you don't remember emailing us, sending us a copy of his Fax and telling me, you want to come in studio. She writes, I made a huge mistake when I did that, but I'm not the crazy one who came to you in the first place.
Caller 3
Oh, calling crazy again.
Show Host
Okay, so I responded back in capital letters. Now sue is crazy again. She says she is crazy because she got the whole city in on it. It should have just been between the three of us. And I wrote back last week. You were thanking her, right? And she writes back, and I'm still thanking her because she helped us see what our issues are.
Caller 6
Oh, Lord.
Caller 4
Come on.
Caller 3
She got manipulated.
Caller 2
Crazy. I wonder if she's hearing this back, realizing how stupid she's.
Caller 3
No, no. She's probably. Yeah, no.
Sue
Okay.
Caller 4
No.
Show Host
Why don't you let her talk for herself? She writes, she wanted to go on your show. Why don't you just call her her real name? And I wrote, same reason I haven't said your name. Protection. She tweets. And for everyone saying, I have self esteem issues and I'm jealous.
Caller 2
Ha.
Show Host
I did not gain 20 pounds since the breakup. Pathetic. So did you put some weight on after the. After the breakup?
Sue
Yeah.
Show Host
So that's what she's referring to.
Caller 5
Wow.
Caller 4
Just rude.
Show Host
And at some point, you know, we were tweeting back and forth with each other, and I just said, you know, I'm done.
Caller 3
And that's rude. You can tell when a woman who is so into a guy is. All she's doing is regurgitating something that he's told her, you know, because that sounds like something tool said, and that she's just. She's just, you know, repeating it.
Caller 1
She.
Caller 2
Well, as soon as somebody feels attacked, they're gonna lash out with, like, whatever stupid thing they possibly can. So that's like. Yeah, she's like, I'm just gonna be mean because you're attacking me.
Show Host
Hey, Nicole, good morning. You're on Q100.
Caller 1
Good morning, Birch Show.
Caller 5
Hello.
Caller 1
I've been listening to this since last week, and I thought my own personal life had a lot of drama, but I don't feel as bad now. But seriously, sue, you're gonna look back at this about 15 years from now and just laugh?
Caller 3
Yes, absolutely.
Caller 1
I mean, the Fiji girl, she's got her own issues. And this guy, he does, too. So just let them just have their issues together and just move on. It's just not worth it.
Show Host
Now, let me read you just. The email that I got, might have been sent last night, might have been sent this morning, says, I really believe all of you need to grow up really?
Caller 3
Isn't that what Tool told us? Yeah. Again, mimicking.
Show Host
I do not care what was sent to you guys. We are going to start with a clean plate and move forward. Sue knew what she was doing when she showed up at my rehearsal dinner. And that was to ruin my day and make the day about her. She most likely wants Tool back and will do anything to get attention from him. I'm not jealous of her at all. I just feel bad because she gained so much weight since Thanksgiving. What a little ass.
Caller 3
Who's pathetic? Fiji?
Show Host
Let me read the whole sentence here. Cause she's just. This is where I almost started to believe again that this is fake because I didn't think people were this mean. Like, this just happens in movies and stuff. I just feel bad because she gained so much weight since Thanksgiving. She will be huge by the next one.
Caller 5
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Show Host
What the hell?
Caller 5
That is an awesome line out of a John Hughes film.
Show Host
That's just so mean, man.
Caller 3
You're sitting right here, Jeff.
Caller 5
Well, I'm not.
Show Host
Emma, please leave us alone and let us be happy. After dinner last night, I finally saw what was going on. You guys are awful people to let someone ruin our relationship.
Caller 3
They deserve each other. They deserve each other. My feeling is, you know what, Sue? Don't feel bad about this at all. They deserve each other. Because here, Fiji had the opportunity to leave. She had the opportunity for everybody in her life to show her what is going on and who she is about to marry. She had the choice. There was the fork in the road. Either you leave or you stay. And she's chosen to stay. So let her stay. Let them be together. Let them be miserable together. Let her. Because the thing is that Fiji doesn't understand is that when he cheats on her and when he, you know, and he's going out behind her back and doing stuff behind her back and calling her fat and calling her these things. And then she has nobody to complain to.
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Caller 3
Because everybody in her life is gonna be like, don't wanna hear it. You had your shot. So she's on her own. Let her be on her own. They deserve each other. I'm fine with that.
Show Host
Do any of those words make sense to you? Or are you just too hurt right now to even relate?
Sue
It makes sense. I' hearing it for the last day from all my friends and my family.
Show Host
You got a good support system around you.
Caller 2
Can I get away from all of this? Like, how connected are you to these people? Can you completely cut them out of your life?
Sue
Yeah.
Caller 5
Or Start drinking.
Sue
They don't really say. I mean, she's saying stuff to you guys. The people who have been attacking me the most are the listeners attacking you? Yeah, On Twitter.
Caller 3
The listeners.
Sue
A lot of people added me on Facebook, I guess, because you could find me through her Twitter.
Show Host
Okay.
Sue
And somehow a bunch of people added me. And I got a phone call, and Tracy had called me right after the phone call, and I just broke down because they were calling me a psycho and saying I needed to get an Academy Award for my performance and all that. And then a lot of my friends went on your fan page, I guess, were defending me.
Show Host
Yeah. And I started to defend you yesterday also. I'm like, let me be clear here. Sue's done nothing wrong.
Sue
Yeah. And then on some. Some people on Twitter have been saying it's not true and stuff, and they don't know that it's me. They don't know who I am yet. But I think she's adding people on her Twitter now, accepting people, so you can figure it out through the conversations. So people have started adding me, too.
Show Host
Yeah. And I understand listeners were. I understand this part that people are like, this can't be true. I don't understand how people have been attacking you.
Sue
Yeah.
Show Host
And I'm sorry for that.
Sue
Oh, it's fine.
Caller 3
Well, yeah, I don't know.
Caller 2
It's not like you going to the wedding. You didn't say anything that wasn't true. You just told her, here's the situation. Here's the information I have. Here's what he's been doing with both of us. You didn't say, don't get married. She's the one who decided not to have the wedding.
Caller 3
And what adds legitimacy again is her family being on your. Her sister waiting on you and telling you, come in and let's talk about this. Because obviously Fiji's family is against it. So, I mean, yeah, fine, let him be. And this is like Antichrist drama, dating Antichrist. When we talk about that, this is what we're talking about. And so this is your dating Antichrist. At least you've gotten through it, and now you can move on to nice guys out there. Despite what the media shows, there are nice guys out there.
Show Host
So very psycho. Fiji hits it, slaps us with one more insult this morning.
Caller 1
Right? Yeah.
Caller 4
She tweeted this morning.
Caller 3
Oh, no.
Caller 4
A lot of my co workers are Burt show listeners. The head of my grade called me in to talk about it. Thanks so much, Psycho B. Oh, no. Just.
Caller 1
Yeah.
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Caller 4
Really bad.
Show Host
Sorry.
Caller 4
Mean girl feel really Bad. But now we know what she does for a living.
Show Host
Hey, Brittany. Good Morning. You're on Q100.
Caller 1
Yeah, can I have the voice disguiser? Voice disguiser, please.
Show Host
There you go.
Caller 6
Thank you. I wanted to tell CG to run for her life. Like, I don't know, is she listening this morning? But she needs to run and to Sue, Just leave it be. Like, I was with a guy that manipulated me. And if his ex girlfriend would have told me not to get with him, that he is crazy, I would have totally done the same thing. And, you know, I was getting all the hate mail when I stayed with him after something way worse than just cheating. And I stayed with him almost two years after that. And that was the biggest mistake of my life. So I just wanted to tell you, sue, that don't worry about it. And yeah, it hurts, but you're going to get over it. And a better man will come into your life.
Show Host
You believe that, right?
Sue
Yeah.
Show Host
Yeah, for sure.
Sue
Hopefully.
Show Host
You should be thanking your lucky stars that you're not in a relationship with this guy and it didn't progress to a point of, like, you marrying him.
Caller 4
Yeah.
Caller 3
And it's over, you know, so you can move on cleanly. Your conscience can be clean. Just, yeah, go, you know.
Sue
Yeah.
Show Host
And you're brave to come in this morning, so thanks for doing that, too, and giving us a closure on it.
Sue
Yeah.
Caller 2
Thank you.
Show Host
And I am absolutely sure she's gonna take more shots at you today.
Caller 2
She's.
Show Host
So just be prepared for it. It's not over for her yet. Because now all of her friends are gonna tell her what they heard today on the radio. And she's gonna be more angry today. But the truth is, she has to take a look in the mirror today and realize how mean she's been.
Caller 3
She won't. I mean, she had her chance to leave. She didn't leave.
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Show Host
And she could have handled. You know what. And she could have handled it with way more grace if she got back together with Tool and handled it with some kind of grace and some sensitivity on your part, like called you up and said, look, I know this is gonna sound awful, but this is where I gotta follow my heart. None of this could have. All of this could have been avoided, but she decided to take the mean girl route on the whole thing.
Sue
Yeah, I mean, she could have called me. I don't want him back. It wouldn't have been anything like that. But she's. I haven't said anything mean about her, so there's no reason for her to say anything mean about me back today. We just need to not talk anymore.
Show Host
Right? It's over.
Sue
Yeah.
Caller 4
Okay.
Caller 3
All right. All right.
Caller 2
Good luck.
Caller 3
Good riddance to them.
Sue
Yes.
Caller 3
Good luck to you.
Caller 2
Good luck.
Caller 5
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Original Air Date: July 17, 2026
In this episode, The Bert Show dives into the dramatic conclusion of the "Not-So-Psycho Sue" saga—a real-life relationship soap opera involving Sue, her ex (referred to as "Tool"), and his new partner Fiji. Picking up where Part 1 left off, the cast and listeners unpack the aftermath of a wedding interrupted by secrets, broken friendships, and a slew of emotional social media exchanges. With a blend of humor and real talk, Bert and the team provide support to Sue while examining the toxic dynamics at play.
“Fiji and Tool are back together again and Sue has been feeling that Fiji... is just turning her back on Sue now.”
— Show Host (01:19)
“The same groomsman who convinced me to go to the rehearsal.”
— Sue (02:02)
“The whole purpose of the plan has already been accomplished... She was never your friend.”
— Caller (02:38)
“Guess whose support they don't have? They don’t have the family support... they’re gonna create their own misery.”
— Caller (03:19)
“There is more to it. We are going to counseling... I feel bad for turning my back on Sue, but I have to follow my heart.”
— Fiji (Read by Show Host, 05:09)
“I just feel bad because she gained so much weight since Thanksgiving. She will be huge by the next one.”
— Fiji (Read by Show Host, 10:01)
“That's just so mean, man.”
— Show Host (10:07)
“Let me be clear here. Sue's done nothing wrong.”
— Show Host (12:01)
“I just wanted to tell you, Sue, that... a better man will come into your life.”
— Caller with Voice Disguiser (14:24)
“You should be thanking your lucky stars that you're not in a relationship with this guy and it didn't progress to a point of, like, you marrying him.”
— Show Host (14:36)
“We just need to not talk anymore.”
— Sue (15:38)
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|---------------|--------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:38 | Caller | “You never was going into the plan to gain a friend…” | | 03:19 | Caller | “Guess whose support they don't have? They don’t have family…”| | 05:09 | Fiji (via Host)| “There is more to it. We are going to counseling...” | | 10:01 | Fiji (via Host)| “She will be huge by the next one.” | | 12:01 | Show Host | “Let me be clear here. Sue's done nothing wrong.” | | 14:24 | Caller | “A better man will come into your life.” | | 15:38 | Sue | “We just need to not talk anymore.” |
This lively, emotional episode wraps up the “Not-So-Psycho Sue” drama by exposing the toxic fallout of a broken trust triangle. The Bert Show and its listeners rally around Sue, offering perspective, support, and a clear-eyed view that she is better off away from Tool and Fiji’s dysfunction. Through candid conversation and a spirited back-and-forth, the episode underscores themes of self-worth, moving on, and the pitfalls of public relationship drama.
If you missed the drama, this summary will keep you up to speed—and might even make you grateful for any drama-free moments in your own life.