The Bert Show – Episode: Vault: War of Roses – Tricia & Brett

Date: October 29, 2025
Theme: A second-chance romance test—using the "War of the Roses" ruse, Tricia tries to find out if her ex-husband Brett still loves her, after a message delivered by their son sparks hope of rekindling their relationship.

Overview

This heartwarming episode of "The Bert Show" features a classic “War of the Roses” scenario, but with a positive twist: Tricia, recently separated from her husband Brett, seeks clarity about his true feelings after their 10-year-old son Brian reveals Brett might want them back together. The show’s team orchestrates a fake giveaway of flowers to test whom Brett would send them to, resulting in surprising honesty, nostalgia, and emotional reconnection.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introduction to the Situation

[01:45-03:10]

• Tricia explains her story:
  • Married to Brett for 12 years, separated for a year, co-parent to their 10-year-old.
  • Son reports that Brett “would marry mommy again if he could”.
  • Tricia is hesitant to initiate contact, so she turns to the show for help.
• “I can't stop thinking about him ever since [Brian said that]… but I'm not comfortable to broach the subject because of where we're at, you know?”
  — Trish Andrews (03:00)

2. Setting Up the War of the Roses Call

[03:11-04:06]

• The show discusses child involvement and emotional stakes.
• Bert expresses reservations: "I just hate doing this because there's a 10 year old involved, you know."
  — Bert (03:42)

3. The “Florist” Call to Brett: The Reveal

[04:07-05:06]

• Lindsey, as the florist, offers Brett a dozen free roses to send “to anyone.”
• Brett chooses to send the roses to Trish, with the card: "I love you always."
• He requests: "But don’t put my name. Put your secret admirer."
  — Brett Andrews (04:55)
• The hosts and Tricia react with disbelief and delight.

4. Brett’s Honesty & The Twist from Their Son

[05:07-07:06]

• The Bert Show team comes clean to Brett about the ruse and Tricia’s presence on the line.
• Discussion reveals Brian (the son) told each parent the same thing, bridging the gap between them:
  • “He [Brian] told me that you said the same.”
    — Brett Andrews (06:33)
  • The hosts call Brian “a sneaky 10 year old” and reference this as “Disney movie material.”
• Brett and Tricia confess ongoing feelings for each other.

5. Nostalgia and Connection

[07:07-08:31]

• “The secret admirer” signature was Brett and Tricia’s tradition from early dating.
• Brett is so moved he offers to leave work early to see Tricia.
  • "Honey, I'm gonna take off work early. Today I'm gonna...come up and see you. All right?”
    — Brett Andrews (07:39)
• The show offers them a dinner on the house to celebrate (“Maybe we’ll send you on over to Grappa.”).

6. Reflections & Lighthearted Wrap-Up

[08:32-09:17]

• Playful banter about Brian’s matchmaking prowess and family reunion.
  • "He is a crafty one, that kid of yours."
    — Bert (08:43)
• Tricia and Brett express gratitude, make plans to see each other, and reaffirm their love on air.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “If what he said was true and he would do it all over again. You have the same feelings.”
  — Bert (03:34)

• “I love you always.” — Brett Andrews, on the card to Trish (04:47)

• "But don't put my name. Put your secret admirer." — Brett Andrews (04:55)

• “No, sweetheart, of course it’s true… Honey, do you know what Brian did?... He told me that you said the same.”
  — Brett Andrews (06:25, 06:33)

• “So he had a feeling how you guys were both feeling though.”
  — Lindsey (06:48)

• "Honey. I'm just so happy, sweetheart. I love you."
  — Brett Andrews (07:55)

Key Timestamps

• 01:45 – Bert introduces Tricia’s story
• 03:16 – Tricia outlines limited contact with Brett
• 04:06 – Fake flower shop call to Brett begins
• 04:40 – Brett chooses Trish for the flowers
• 05:09 – The show reveals the ruse
• 06:33 – Brett and Tricia realize their son played matchmaker
• 07:39 – Brett promises to leave work and see Tricia
• 08:16 – Show offers them a dinner date
• 08:43 – Hosts praise Brian for bringing his parents together
• 09:05 – Bert asks them to check back in with the show

Tone & Atmosphere

• Warm, deeply human, and lightly comedic. The tension of the “test” quickly gives way to surprise, relief, and joy.
• The team’s classic banter, gentle teasing, and support bring levity.
• The dynamic between Brett and Tricia shifts palpably from uncertainty to heartfelt connection, cheered on by both hosts and listeners.

Conclusion

This “War of the Roses” segment takes a refreshing, positive turn, transforming suspicion into reconnection. A child’s innocent scheming opens the door for a possible family reunion, and the Bert Show, known for its comedic and candid style, facilitates a feel-good, genuinely moving moment for all. The episode ends with heartfelt declarations and hope for new beginnings, making it a standout entry for anyone seeking authenticity, a little romance, and a surprising dose of morning radio magic.