Vault: War Of The Roses - Huge Fight

Summary

The Bert Show – "Vault: War Of The Roses - Huge Fight"

Episode Date: December 1, 2025
Main Cast: Bert, Lindsay, Becca, Charles
Theme: Relationship suspicion, infidelity confrontation, and explosive on-air drama

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Episode Overview

This installment of The Bert Show features a classic "War Of The Roses" segment, where a caller, Becca, seeks to uncover whether her husband Charles is having an affair. Tensions soar when the show's signature roses test reveals more than expected, leading to a raw, unfiltered on-air confrontation. The episode is a rollercoaster of emotion—anger, betrayal, and a very public marital crisis.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Becca's Story & Suspicion

(01:03 – 02:37)

• Becca explains she moved from Orlando to Atlanta recently for a job opportunity, while her husband Charles stayed behind due to his own work.
• She expresses concerns about a coworker, Anne Marie, who has a history of flirting with Charles.
• Friends have seen Charles with Anne Marie, increasing Becca's suspicion that something is going on.
• Becca shares, “I smell something really rotten, and I just need to know for sure. I mean, I already called my lawyer.” (02:26)

2. Setting Up the Roses Trap

(02:37 – 03:01)

• The show hosts explain their plan: Lindsay will pose as a florist to offer Charles free roses, and Becca will listen in to see whom he selects as the recipient.
• Bert clarifies, “We’re hoping it’s not Anne Marie, but if that happens, let him tell Lindsay exactly what he wants to write on the card also before you start getting off on him, okay?” (03:00)

3. The Call to Charles & The Big Reveal

(03:15 – 04:00)

• Lindsay, posing as a florist, calls Charles offering free roses as a promotion.
• Charles chooses to send the roses to Anne Marie, writing, “Thinking of you, Charles.” (03:53 – 03:58)
• The tension is immediate; Becca bursts in, her anger boiling over.

Memorable Moment:

Becca: “Oh my God, that whore. You are doing that whore while I’m up here working my ass off for our marriage. Oh, you are a bastard.” (04:07)

• Bert reveals to Charles that the call is live and that Becca orchestrated the entire setup.

4. Explosive Confrontation

(04:01 – 06:32)

• Charles is taken aback by the ambush, trying to downplay his behavior as “friendship.”
• He angrily denies cheating, insisting, “There is nothing going on with that woman. There is nothing going on with her. It’s in your head. It is in your head.” (05:27 – 05:34)
• Becca confronts him about the prenup and the financial implications:

  “You know what’s really, really funny? Remember that prenuptial that I was so hesitant to sign?... That same prenuptial that was supposed to protect you. Well, it protects me too. You’re not gonna see one red cent of all the hundreds of thousands of dollars that I make...” (05:10, 06:15)

• The fight gets personal, with mutual accusations and name-calling.
• Charles retorts: “I've had it up to here with all your suspicious bull, all right? You’re paranoid. You’re sick in the head.” (06:04 – 06:15)
• Becca’s final jab asserts her control of the situation:

  "Well, you're the one who's gonna get. Because that same prenuptial that was supposed to protect you. Well, it protects me, too." (06:15)

5. Aftermath & Hosts' Reaction

(06:32 – onward)

• Charles abruptly ends his participation, clearly upset, with a dismissive, “That's a big surprise. There you. The Bert Show.” (06:32)
• The hosts offer brief reactions before the podcast transitions out of the main segment.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Becca:

  “I smell something really rotten, and I just need to know for sure. I mean, I already called my lawyer.” (02:26)

• Becca:

  “Oh my God, that whore. You are doing that whore while I’m up here working my ass off for our marriage. Oh, you are a bastard.” (04:07)

• Charles:

  “There is nothing going on with that woman. There is nothing going on with her. It’s in your head.” (05:27)

• Becca:

  “That same prenuptial that was supposed to protect you. Well, it protects me too.” (06:15)

• Charles:

  “You’re paranoid. You’re sick in the head.” (06:14)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:17: Becca explains her life situation and suspicions about Charles and Anne Marie
• 02:37: Bert lays out the roses plan to catch Charles
• 03:15: Lindsay calls Charles as the florist
• 03:53: Charles chooses Anne Marie for the roses—revealing moment
• 04:07: Becca explodes, full confrontation begins
• 05:27: Charles’s denial and accusations of paranoia
• 06:15: Becca leverages the prenup, asserting financial control
• 06:32: Charles ends call, hosts begin winding down

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Tone and Original Energy

The episode is full of sharp, unscripted energy—fast-paced, biting, and emotionally raw. The hosts keep things moving while letting tempers and drama run their course. The language is frank, with moments of humor from the hosts punctuating the tension.

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Summary

This episode encapsulates The Bert Show's signature "realness" with a heated War Of The Roses segment. Becca’s suspicions of her husband’s infidelity with Anne Marie are validated on air, leading to a verbal blowout between the estranged spouses. The show delivers drama, wit, and very real emotional stakes, making for a gripping listen—even for those new to the series.

Transcript

[Bert]

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[Dave]

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[Bert]

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[Dave]

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[Bert]

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[Becca]

Good idea.

[Dave]

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[Bert]

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[Dave]

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[Bert]

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[Charles]

The Bert Show.

[Bert]

Becca.

[Becca]

Yeah, this is Becca.

[Bert]

Hey Becca. Hey, It's Bert at Q100.

[Becca]

Hey.

[Charles]

Hey, how are you?

[Bert]

I'm doing fine, how are you?

[Becca]

Well, you know, I'm okay.

[Bert]

Yeah. A little curious about what's going on with your husband.

[Becca]

Uh huh.

[Bert]

All right, tell us all about it.

[Becca]

Well, where to begin? I just moved here three weeks ago from Orlando where my husband and I have lived. We met and we worked together for a while and got married. And he's still there because I got this amazing job up here and he works in sales. He doesn't make as much money as I do, especially now, but he was doing really well and we decided that it would make sense for him to stay there. But at this company where we both used to work together, I mean, even before we were married, there was this girl, Anne Marie, who was always flirting with him and just being a.

[Lindsay]

We prefer the word hoochie.

[Becca]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Bert]

A little.

[Becca]

Yeah, a little hobag. Yeah. So. But you know, we got married, we have great relationships. So I thought, or think. And now I'm up here, he's down there. We're not sure exactly when he'll be joining me, but we have mutual friends, obviously who have seen him around town with Anne Marie. I smell something. When we decided that I should come up here on my own, he didn't seem to really have any problems with that at all. No regrets.

[Bert]

You're kind of hoping he was going to fight that a little bit.

[Becca]

Huh? Yeah. I smell something really rotten, and I just need to know for sure. I mean, I already called my lawyer.

[Bert]

Oh, geez.

[Becca]

You know? But I want to know for sure.

[Bert]

All right, well, we'll call him and we'll find out what's going on. What's his name?

[Becca]

His name's Charles.

[Bert]

Charles. Okay, here's what we're going to do. Lindsay, as you know, will call up. She'll be a florist pretending to give him a dozen roses. You'll be on the line listening to who he's going to turn around and send these roses to. And we're hoping it's not Anne Marie, but if that happens, let him tell Lindsay exactly what he wants to write on the card also before you start getting off on him. Okay?

[Charles]

Okay.

[Bert]

All right, Becca, hold on one second while we call him.

[Lindsay]

And his name is Charles.

[Charles]

Hello, this is Charles.

[Lindsay]

Charles, hi. This is Lindsey from oh, so fine florist. How are you?

[Becca]

I'm sorry, from where?

[Lindsay]

Oh, so fine florist. We're a new flower shop in the area.

[Charles]

Okay.

[Lindsay]

How are you?

[Charles]

I'm okay.

[Lindsay]

Great. Well, like I said, we're a brand new flower shop in the area, and your name came up in our database. And as part of the promotional offer, we're sending people free flowers. A dozen roses, and you can send them to whomever you like. Are you interested in sending someone free flowers?

[Charles]

Okay.

[Lindsay]

And I need to fill out a card first.

[Charles]

Okay.

[Boost Mobile Expert]

Okay.

[Lindsay]

Who would you like to send the roses to?

[Charles]

Um, why don't we send them to Annemarie?

[Lindsay]

Okay. Annemarie. I'm just writing this down. And what would you like the card to say?

[Charles]

Thinking of you, Charles.

[Lindsay]

Thinking of you, Charles.

[Boost Mobile Expert]

Mm.

[Bert]

Okay.

[Charles]

You know, Charles, you're a. I can't believe this.

[Becca]

Oh, my God, that whore. You are doing that whore while I'm up here working my ass off for utter marriage. Oh, you are a bastard.

[Bert]

Hey, Charles. That's your wife. That's Becca.

[Becca]

Yes, it is. Becca. Remember me?

[Bert]

We're calling from Q100 here in Atlanta, and Becca had a suspicion that you might be messing around a little bit.

[Lindsay]

I found it.

[Becca]

It looks like.

[Bert]

And she had us place this call to see who you'd turn around and send the roses to. And you sent them to Ann Marie and not back to your wife.

[Becca]

Long stemmed red roses.

[Charles]

Wait, what is this?

[Becca]

You are an.

[Charles]

And this. And you did this. And this is on here.

[Bert]

This is on the air.

[Charles]

And Becca. This is all Becca.

[Bert]

This is Becca.

[Becca]

Oh, I don't think it's all Becca. I think it's all Charles. You know what? And you know what's really funny, Charles? You know what's really, really, really funny? Remember that prenuptial that I was so hesitant to sign?

[Charles]

You are sad.

[Becca]

In your mind. You're eight years old.

[Charles]

You're paranoid. I'm paranoid because.

[Becca]

He was sent after your asshole Chuck.

[Bert]

Whoa, whoa. Chuck. Do you just want to explain to Becca calmly what's going on with Anne Marie?

[Charles]

There is nothing going on with that woman. There is nothing going on with her. It's in your head. It is in your head.

[Bert]

Okay, well, why would you turn around and send. You know, when you get the roses, why would you send them to Anne Marie and not, you know, immediately send them to you?

[Charles]

I want to talk to you, number one. Becca, we are friends. It is an act of friendship. There's nothing going on with us, okay? Nothing. Now you need to get it together.

[Becca]

Oh, this is just. This is classic. This is classic. You're cheating, and it's my fault that.

[Charles]

I have a problem. I am not cheating on you, Charles.

[Lindsay]

Why would you. If you're not cheating, then why would you send the.

[Charles]

I'm talking to you, okay? It's none of your business. And you know something, Becca? I've had it up to here with all your suspicious bull, all right? You're paranoid. You're sick in the head.

[Becca]

Oh, I'm sick in the head? Well, you're the one who's gonna get. Because that same prenuptial that was supposed to protect you. Well, it protects me, too. You're not gonna see one red cent of all the hundreds of thousands of dollars that I make to pay for our house and in Atlanta and for your tomorrow and for your. Right.

[Charles]

That's a big surprise. There you. The Burt show.

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[Bert]

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[Dave]

Dave's looking for a gift. One you can't ignore. But not the socks he picked.

[Bert]

I know. I'm putting them back.

[Dave]

Hey Dave, here's a tip. Put scratchers on your list.

[Bert]

Oh, scratchers.

[Becca]

Good idea.

[Dave]

It's an easy shopping trip. We're glad we could assist.

[Bert]

Thanks, random singing people.

[Dave]

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[Bert]

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