Vault: What Gender Can Tolerate More Pain?

Summary

The Bert Show – Vault: What Gender Can Tolerate More Pain?

Release Date: January 14, 2026
Hosts: Bert, Jeff, Jessica, Jen (plus callers and listeners)
Theme:
A lively, comedic, and candid exploration of the age-old debate: Do men or women have a higher pain tolerance? The hosts mix personal stories, pop-culture references, a look at scientific studies, and even a live in-studio experiment to test their own pain endurance.

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Episode Overview

The Bert Show crew launches into the mid-morning with playful but impassioned arguments about which gender can "take it" when it comes to pain. The conversation ranges from colds and childbirth to dramatic in-studio ice bucket challenges meant to physically test pain thresholds, all peppered with good-natured jabs, banter, and listener phone-ins. Besides laughs, the episode offers intriguing personal anecdotes and commentary on gender stereotypes in resilience and coping strategies.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Stereotypes vs. Reality: Who Handles Pain Better?

• Cultural Premise: The episode opens with Bert and Jeff referencing the common stereotype that women have greater pain tolerance due to childbirth and monthly PMS, with men being labeled as "wimps" during illness.
• Jessica’s Insight: She pushes back, distinguishing between a need for attention when ill and genuine pain tolerance.
  • “There’s a huge difference between the need for attention that comes with an illness and an actual tolerance.” (01:24, Jessica)

2. Emotional vs. Rational Coping

• Scientific Study: The hosts reference a Bath University study, noting women may feel more pain and have a lower threshold but also tend to have "emotional" ways of dealing, compared to the "rational" approaches of men.
  • “Women also have poor coping strategies that make the problem worse.” (03:16, Host)
  • “Just because we’re connected to our feelings…doesn’t mean we don’t have coping strategies.” (07:19, Jeff)

3. Anecdotes: From Stubborn Husbands to Childbirth

• Entertaining stories abound, including:
  • Men refusing medical help to “work through it” (Jessica’s story of a husband not getting a dangling foot checked).
  • A friend going through dental work totally un-numbed (Bert).
  • Meditating through drug-free childbirth (Jeff’s friend Eve).
  • “You go ahead and pass a coconut through your little pee pee, and then we’ll talk.” (03:09, Jeff, underscoring the intensity of childbirth)

4. Listener Calls: Real-Life Comparisons

• Nipple Piercings:
  • “I said ‘ow’ one time for each boob, and he almost cried like a baby.” (05:48, Allison, Caller)
  • Followed by banter: “Men have more nerve endings in their nipples.” (06:18, Host; with joking references to being a 'nippologist')
• Home Birth:
  • Caller describes his wife delivering their baby alone at home, cementing admiration for women’s pain tolerance. (11:22, David, Caller)
• Broken Ankle While Pregnant:
  • Caller recounts going through surgery without painkillers: “So, I know women have a much higher tolerance for pain than men.” (14:31, Sassu, Caller)

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In-Studio Ice Bucket Pain Challenge

[07:31–17:01] Key Segment

Setup

• Inspired by the referenced university study, the hosts decide to test themselves: each submerges an arm into a bucket of ice water to see who lasts longest.
  • “All four of us will put our arms in the water at the same time... and we’re gonna prove who has the higher pain tolerance level.” (08:23, Host)

The Challenge

• Competition is fierce and playful. Jen and Bert are favored; Jessica admits she'd bail early to watch the showdown.
• The hosts exchange jokes about sissying out, “manly things,” and double standards — “You're representing the men now, okay?” (09:21, Jessica)
• Fun commentary on who’s “insulated” enough to withstand the pain.
• Countdown and comedic panic as arms go in.
  • “Three, two, one. Put it in. Oh, good God. That’s not cold.” (11:01, Host)

The Experience

• Everyone’s in visible distress, with hands going numb and participants voicing concerns over potential damage:
  • “Is it possible we’re doing damage? Yeah, I’m pulling out.” (13:45–13:54, Jessica)
  • “It hurts like an SOB.” (13:05, Jeff)
• Jessica pulls out first, physically concerned, and encourages the remaining hosts to "pull out at the same time, not kidding."
  • “You’re doing damage. I’m not kidding. We need a medical expert. Seriously.” (14:14, Jessica)

The Aftermath

• Jen and Bert endure over 11 minutes, before finally capitulating. The pain lingers for minutes afterwards:
  • "It was numb for a while, then it got to another level and then it got to like this third level of horrifying and it just won’t stop. Like, I can’t move my hand right now.” (17:16, Jeff)
  • “Her hand is bright red as compared to the other one... she's in the third level of hell.” (17:35, Jen)

Wrap-Up Banter

• The group laughs about how absurdly competitive they became and jokingly suggests that, based on the outcome, men “won”—though Bert is quick to quip about how empty that victory feels.
• “I would point in the air and say we’re number one, but I have no feeling in my fingers.” (17:57, Host)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Gendered Pain:

  • “You guys act like big wimps every time you get a cold… it’s like you’ve just had cardiac arrest.” (01:08–01:10, Jeff)
  • “What is wrong with wanting to be mothered?” (01:43, Jessica)

• On Childbirth vs. Male Pain:

  • “You go ahead and pass a coconut through your little pee pee, and then we’ll talk.” (03:09, Jeff)
  • “Men can never do that.” (02:59, Host)

• On the Experiment:

  • “All four of us will put our arms in the water at the same time... and we’re gonna prove who has the higher pain tolerance level.” (08:23, Host)

• On the Suffering:

  • “It hurts like an SOB.” (13:05, Jeff)
  • “I think you should pull out at the same time. Not kidding. Call it a draw. You’re doing damage.” (14:14, Jessica)

• Post-Challenge Reflection:

  • “Her hand is bright red as compared to the other one... she's in the third level of hell.” (17:35, Jen)
  • “I would point in the air and say we’re number one, but I have no feeling in my fingers.” (17:57, Host)

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Key Timestamps

• 01:04: Argument begins on which gender has more pain tolerance.
• 03:16: Introduction of scientific study results.
• 05:48: Memorable caller story about nipple piercings.
• 07:19–07:31: Emotional vs. rational responses to pain.
• 08:23: Hosts begin prepping for the ice bucket challenge.
• 11:01: Challenge starts: “Three, two, one. Put it in...”
• 13:45–13:54: Jessica bails out due to concern for hand safety.
• 14:31: Caller details surgery and pain during pregnancy.
• 17:16: Painful aftermath described by Jen and Jeff.
• 17:57: Wry victory claim: “We’re number one, but I have no feeling in my fingers.”

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

The episode is exuberant, irreverent, and honest, with hosts poking fun not just at each other but at gendered expectations about pain and coping. Through stories, jokes, and physical feats, “The Bert Show” blends comedy with genuine curiosity about how we experience and react to pain—and how much of our endurance comes from biology, stubbornness, or the desire to win arguments.
Listeners are left with laughs, maybe a little wincing, and lots to think about the next time they stub a toe or fall ill.

Transcript

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[Host (possibly Bert)]

So for years, we've heard. Every guy has heard this at one point or another, that women have a higher pain tolerance level than. Because we get delivered babies and you can't. No man can take that. What did you say this morning?

[Jeff]

What?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Try pms. You don't have to deal with pms. No man can handle pms.

[Jeff]

No, I didn't really say that. But I do think that women have a higher pain tolerance than. Or I'm sorry. That women have a higher pain tolerance than men do. I definitely do. You guys act like big wimps every time you get a cold. It's like you've just, like, had cardiac arrest or something.

[Jessica]

But there's a huge difference. I mean, you know, I don't know who has the higher pain tolerance or not, but there's a huge difference between the need for attention that comes with an illness and an actual tolerance.

[Jeff]

Need for attention. Being a baby.

[Jessica]

There's nothing wrong with that.

[Jeff]

You can't handle a little stuffy nose.

[Jessica]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

How are you gonna deliver a child?

[Jessica]

What is wrong with wanting to be mothered?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Save that.

[Jen]

Save that.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Yeah.

[Jessica]

Seriously.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

I mean, did you just really say that?

[Jessica]

Yes. What is wrong with that? Well, he gets his.

[Jeff]

But.

[Jen]

Well, you call him at nights.

[Jessica]

He put me downs.

[Jeff]

His.

[Jen]

Put me down.

[Jessica]

Like, there's no. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Like, I don't think. I think there's a complete and total difference. Like, I can't.

[Jen]

But you don't. But you don't. Like, men won't. Like, when a woman gets sick, don't you probably get impatient with her because she can't.

[Jessica]

Absolutely. But that has nothing to do with pain. Pain is like. Pain is your friend Jen who smashed his foot when he was sleeping in more comfortable quarters for the Comfort of his wife, who smashed his foot, yet practically refused to go to the hospital because he's like, I can work through it. Although it was dangling.

[Jeff]

Yeah, he did have a.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Barely holding on.

[Jessica]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Stacy's dad, when he goes in to get any dental work done, refuses any kind of numbness in his mouth, sits in the chair, focuses on one of the tile in the ceilings, and they work on his mouth.

[Jeff]

Okay. My friend Eve delivered a nine pound baby, no drugs, and it was all through meditation that. Take that, mopo.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

See, that right there is the common argument that you hear from women is that we deliver babies. Men can never do that.

[Jeff]

You go ahead and pass a coconut through your little pee pee, and then we'll talk.

[Jessica]

I thought you were gonna say no.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Which, either way, it's gonna be ugly. Okay, Here's a new survey says women feel pain more than men. So scientists are saying now women also have poor coping strategies that make the problem worse.

[Jessica]

Totally agree with that.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

What do you mean?

[Jen]

What do you mean?

[Jessica]

Like, I can't.

[Caller/Listener]

What do you mean?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

What are we gonna do?

[Jen]

Yeah, what are we gonna do? It's Hippert tells me I'm hiring the octave of my voice until I find out what I have to do.

[Jessica]

Like, I think, like, can we refute. Can we not talk about the uncomfortableness of being sick? Cause that's not pain. Like, that's a guy being sick and wanting attention because he's in a vulnerable state and he wants to.

[Jeff]

Okay, so just save that. Next time Jeff has a cold, we'll put it on cd, give it to Jess.

[Jessica]

Right? That's fine. So take all of that out of it.

[Jen]

But a woman has poor coping skills. But for a guy, it's okay, because what's wrong with wanting to be mothered?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Well, you let the man finish. Just let the man have a decent debate. What are you gonna do?

[Jeff]

You are biased. You cannot be the referee in this situation.

[Jessica]

What are you gonna say with the coping skills? And I'll speak from my own experience, like with Jessica or whatever. She will do whatever. Like, it could be stubborn toe. It could be. You know, I remember one time she was chasing the cat and I actually think she broke her toe. So this might be a bad example, but the cat got out and she went chasing after it and it kicked a rock or whatever. She will come in and you would think that someone is taking a drill to her eye socket.

[Jeff]

Sometimes stubbing your toe is worse than drill to the eye socket.

[Jessica]

Okay, but I'm just. It doesn't matter what it is. Or, like, burn herself or whatever. Women are Academy Award winners when you. Whatever. And you make it so many times worse. So you know what I've learned to do with Jessica? And I learned this from parents of, like, two year olds. When Hayden hurts himself, what do you do? You don't go, oh, my God, are you okay? Oh.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

What's wrong?

[Jessica]

Haythen? You all right? You go, Ah. Hayden fell down. Hayden fell down.

[Jeff]

No, wait.

[Jessica]

He doesn't panic, Right?

[Jen]

You're describing me the same thing. Like, you get sick and you need attention, so you do an Academy Award performance when you have a cold because you need Jessica's attention, where she trying to get nurtured by her husband when she's had something happen to her that makes her uncomfortable, but yet that's poor coping skills. That's a double standard.

[Jessica]

That's. That's why all relationships should be a man, a woman and a woman. Because then you have two women in the house to nurture each other, and the man can do manly things like get hurt and not complain.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Hey, Alison.

[Jessica]

Oh, look, I accidentally run over my own torso, but I am fine even though my sternum is sticking out of my back.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Hey, Allison, what's up?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey. I just have a comment about the. The tolerance thing with men and women. I know. I know for a fact that women have a higher tolerance for pain because me and a guy friend of mine went to go get our nipples pierced at the same time, and I said, ow, one time for each boob, and he almost cried like a baby.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Well, there are some guys that break the mold.

[Jen]

Oh, see? Yeah, he's not.

[Caller/Listener]

This is a big, strong guy.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

And it's a known fact that men have more nerve endings in their nipples.

[Jeff]

Oh, it's a known fact.

[Progressive Insurance Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jen]

Dr.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Wise, look it up.

[Jessica]

And Burt knows this because he's extensively studied the nipple.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

I'm a nippologist. Save that more from the survey. While men have long been thought of as wimps and the painstakes especially as it is women who brave childbirth. Yada yada. Bath University pain management unit challenged that myth, asking volunteers to dump their arm in a bath of warm water, then an ice bucket. They then measured their pain threshold, the point where it began to hurt. They also recorded the pain tolerance level, the point when the volunteer could no longer stand the pain. Women were found to have a lower threshold and less tolerance. Expert also found the sexist think differently about pain. Men think more rationally. Okay. About how to treat it. Women are more emotional and focused on how it is and how it makes sense.

[Jeff]

Just because we're connected to our feelings and connected to what we're going through doesn't mean we don't have coping strategies.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

You're connected to your inner sissy is what you're connected to.

[Jeff]

Okay, let's see whose inner sissy comes out today there, buddy.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

All right, since we don't have the time to do the whole thing. The bath of warm water and then the ice bucket. What I've had producer Tracy do is prepare four identical. Well, what looks like trash cans of.

[Jessica]

They're very scientific.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Ice. Holding containers of ice with ice water.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Okay. All four of us will put our arms in the water at the same time.

[Jeff]

Up to where? Up to our elbow.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

We can determine that. Now, what do you want? Well, I got.

[Jen]

All we can do is our elbow. I think that's all they filled it up with.

[Jeff]

They gave you the biggest one.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

And I got alligator arms. I can't even get my arm all the way in the thing.

[Jessica]

You can only go to about.

[Jen]

What are you doing, dude?

[Jessica]

About the wrist.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

About the wrist.

[Jen]

Okay.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

All right, now, this may take, you know, a minute. This may take 20 minutes.

[Jessica]

This is actually colder than the water they did the experiment with, which is why the other one went longer. This is gonna be over quick.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

This. Who knows?

[Jen]

All right, what are we doing?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Who knows? All right, so we all stick our hands in the bucket at the same time.

[Jessica]

I fight.

[Caller/Listener]

I fight.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

And we're gonna prove who has the higher pain tolerance level. Okay. We'll see who. If it's a guy standing last or it's a woman standing last here. Okay.

[Jen]

And we just see who keeps their hand in the eyes the longest.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Now, my fear here is that the four of us are so competitive that somebody's getting frostbite and losing a hand today.

[Jeff]

Could be.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

All right, anybody want to take bets on who's going to win this? Jenna's got the look of Rocky in her eyes.

[Jessica]

I'll pay you what it's going to.

[Jen]

Be between Jen and Bern. I have a feeling between Jen and.

[Jessica]

Bert in the end, I'll tell you, I actually will have no problem bailing on this to see Jen and Bert hurt.

[Jen]

Agreed? Agreed.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

I fear Jen because she's about as competitive as I've ever seen anybody.

[Jen]

So, Jeff, five seconds in the bucket, and then we pull out.

[Jessica]

Yeah, I don't care.

[Jen]

Okay, Jeff.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Not fair for Jeff. He's got a little more insulation than the rest of us.

[Jeff]

Jeff's been. Never mind. I was just going to make A dirty joke.

[Jessica]

I. Yeah. I have no. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Like, come on, you guys can't bail on this. Dude, you're doing this for men. This isn't about me.

[Jessica]

No, you're representing the men now, okay?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

When has that ever happened?

[Jessica]

It hasn't. This should be good.

[Jeff]

I think it's. I think what you just said about sissying out. I think it's a sissy way out.

[Jessica]

No, I will be perfect. I think it's a sissy way out.

[Jen]

Sissy.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

She's calling you out.

[Jessica]

I'm not being a sissy. I'll be perfectly honest with you. Jen scared me.

[Jeff]

You're a sissy.

[Jessica]

When the ice buckets came in, the look on her face.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Well, you're proving their point. You're scared even to get in on the competition right now.

[Jessica]

That's fine.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Get in there, you sissy.

[Jessica]

That is fine. I will go in, but I have no problem coming out early because Jen is frightening.

[Jeff]

So how far up are we putting our hand in?

[Jessica]

It only goes into, like, your wrist if you go in all the way. So it's just your.

[Jeff]

Well, no, mine is going to go further than that. So I just want to make sure. If I only have to do the wrist, I'm only going to do.

[Jen]

Mine will do the wrist.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

By the way, I just dipped mine in there real quick, and it's very cold.

[Jeff]

I don't know. This is going to suck. I know this is going to really suck.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

And again, this could last 30 seconds. It could last 60. If it goes longer than, like, 60, I'll go to commercials. We may bring Shannon Weissman in here and have to talk to her while we have our hands and eyes. Who knows how long this is gonna go, but we're gonna see who's got the higher pain tolerance level.

[Jessica]

I think it'll go. I think it's gonna go long. Cause of Jen.

[Jeff]

I'm telling you, I always wanted to be on one of these, like, Real World Road Rules challenges, baby. I would have been good on a reality show.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Are you ready?

[Jeff]

I think so.

[Jessica]

I told you we could have been Pearson lobbyists today. Then we would have been. Okay.

[Jen]

Lobbyists.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Labias, labia, labia.

[Jen]

Tomato, tomato.

[Jeff]

All taste the. Hey.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Whoa.

[Jeff]

Whoa.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

I wouldn't know, Melissa. I wouldn't know. Oops. All right, we'll put our hands in. I'll start taking calls.

[Progressive Insurance Announcer]

Okay.

[Jessica]

Three, two, one.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Three, two, one. Put it in. Oh, good God. That's not cold.

[Jeff]

It's freezing. Oh, man.

[Jen]

And it's bucket. Yeah, it's just nothing but ice.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Good morning, David. You're on all the hits. Q100.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, Bert. Jeff.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Yes, sir.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, just to say, you know, I.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Hate to disagree with y', all, but.

[Caller/Listener]

My wife delivered our baby about eight months ago at home by herself while I was at work.

[Jeff]

Huh.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Hold on a sec.

[Jen]

I'll let Jen represent us.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Wow, wow, wow. That is cold.

[Jessica]

This is colder than the experiment, dude.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Go ahead, David, continue.

[Caller/Listener]

So, you know, that being said, I hate to disagree with y', all, but I think women might have higher pain tolerance.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Can't hear a word you're saying.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[Jessica]

Thanks for coming by today.

[Jen]

I'm. Jeff. Has lasted this long.

[Jessica]

How deep is your hand in there, Burt?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

It's all the way in.

[Jessica]

Yeah, yeah. Mine's coming out slowly, Kim. Yep, I got him. Hello?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Someone just talk to me.

[Jeff]

Go ahead. Somebody distract us, please. Hurry up.

[Caller/Listener]

Talk.

[Jen]

Hello?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, ma'.

[Jessica]

Am. All right. I'm hoping at some point it goes numb.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Yeah.

[Jen]

Yes, Go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Shut up and say something.

[Jessica]

I hate you for doing this to me.

[Caller/Listener]

Are y'. All go.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Go.

[Jeff]

Yeah, go.

[Jessica]

I'm about to curse at you, you son of a.

[Caller/Listener]

Calling me names.

[Jen]

Yeah, you're gonna.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Yeah. I can't even tell you.

[Jessica]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

How tough this is, Jeff.

[Jen]

I'm impressed.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

He's got more insulation than the rest.

[Jen]

All right, Jen, don't think about. Come on, girl.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

I can't believe you bailed out that early. Kidneys removed.

[Jessica]

Jen's the only one that dance. To her credit.

[Jeff]

I don't have.

[Jen]

I have nothing to prove. I've been through enough.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

I want to tell you guys something. That my hand has gone sufficiently numb enough that it doesn't hurt as much as it did 30 seconds ago.

[Jessica]

Mine, too.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Still hurts.

[Jeff]

It hurts like an sob.

[Jessica]

How you doing, Jen?

[Jeff]

I'm okay. Just breathing.

[Jen]

Don't think about it.

[Jessica]

Just.

[Jen]

Yeah, breathe deep, girl.

[Jessica]

Tracy, you're have to continue to hold.

[Jeff]

My microphone up because of my fingertips. That's the problem.

[Jen]

Don't think about it.

[Jessica]

Somehow my right hand has become inoperative because my left hand's in the ice. So, like, I can't really. What do you want if I give.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

You a redneck interpretation of exactly what's going on right now? This is what happens at a cookout when you're reaching the bottom of the cooler to find that last beer. It ain't in there, but you're still searching. So you keep fighting the good fight because you know you'll find something in there in the end.

[Jessica]

All right, the last pbr. Is down there somewhere.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Yeah, keep looking.

[Jeff]

How long have we been doing this?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

I don't.

[Jeff]

Five minutes.

[Jessica]

Dude, I just moved my hand. I think I might be doing damage.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

We're at 5 minutes and 19 seconds.

[Jessica]

Is it possible we're doing damage? Yeah, I'm pulling out. I think I'm doing damage.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Save that. He said that before.

[Jessica]

I'm out.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Are you to the point now where you have, like, these weird, like, tingly shooting.

[Jessica]

You might be doing damage. Like, mine's out, and if I open my hand all the way, my fingertips hurt.

[Jen]

Yeah. Bart, you need to pull out because you don't want to do.

[Jessica]

I'm talking to both of them. I think you should pull out at the same time. Not kidding.

[Jen]

And call it a draw.

[Jessica]

Yes. I think you're doing damage.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Jen, you got this call. You've been able to focus while I answer calls. This is your one go.

[Jeff]

No, I'm still. I'm still zening out over here.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

I know. That's not fair.

[Jessica]

Seriously, my fingertips hurt.

[Jeff]

Go to commercial then.

[Jessica]

No, you gotta stay live.

[Jen]

Hi, birdshow.

[Caller/Listener]

Hi. Hey, this is Sassu.

[Jeff]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I'm calling to say this. I was four months pregnant, fell down the stairs, broke my ankle in two places, had surgery. They couldn't give me any painkillers, so I went through that whole experience like, you know, completely sober. No painkillers, nothing. So I know women have a much higher tolerance for pain than men. I can't even begin to understand.

[Jen]

Well, how would you, you know, argue to, like Jeff about how, you know, how most women are dramatic about.

[Jeff]

Say it.

[Jessica]

I'll hit delay. Say it at the same time.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Three, two, one.

[Jessica]

Got it. Seriously, you guys, my hand's in pain right now. Pull out. Same time. Call it a draw. You're doing damage. I'm not kidding. We need a medical expert. Seriously.

[Jen]

Maybe you should have thought about that before the experiment.

[Jessica]

I'm telling you that my hand hurts more right now than it did when I had it in the ice.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Starting to sweat.

[Jeff]

I'm sweating.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Yeah, that hurts. Boy, that hurts.

[Jen]

Think of Costa Rica. Jen.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

How you feeling, Jen?

[Jeff]

This sucks.

[Jen]

You go, girl.

[Jessica]

Same time, you guys.

[Jen]

Costa Rica, it's hot outside. You need the bucket of ice. Cool off.

[Jessica]

Call it a draw. Pull it out at the same time. Bastard.

[Jen]

What was that?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

What the hell? What was that for?

[Jen]

Phil just dumped another bag of ice in Bert's bucket.

[Jeff]

I might have to prove this theory right, y'. All. This is killing me.

[Jen]

And it was fair and gave it to Jen, too.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Hey, John.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning.

[Jeff]

Oh, I don't think I can do it. I'm out.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Jen pulled out. I pulled out then right after her.

[Caller/Listener]

Or at least the guys won.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Oh, damn.

[Jen]

So are you. What's your call?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, when I was in high school, my football coach, if you sprained your ankle, used to have to stick your foot in a bucket of trash. Can of ice.

[Jen]

Uh huh.

[Caller/Listener]

And the trainers to tell us that if you stick. If 15 minutes is when it's going good for you, but longer than 20 is when it starts causing damage.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

All right, well, we both. Jim went about 11:50 and I went about 11:52.

[Jen]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

And it's over. And I don't feel any better about proving that right at all, so.

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[Jen]

Have a high tolerance level.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

There you go. Like hell. She okay? Jen, you okay?

[Jen]

Yeah, she's.

[Jessica]

She's okay.

[Jen]

She's zenning to try to get the pain out of her arm.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Grab the mic, Jen.

[Jen]

You want me to pull it down for you?

[Host (possibly Bert)]

There.

[Jessica]

Jen is on her knees. There you go.

[Jeff]

It's really bad. I mean, it's like debilitating bad. It's like it was numb for a.

[Jen]

While, it was cold for a while.

[Jeff]

Then it got to another level and then it got to like this third level of horrifying and it just won't stop. Like I can't move my hand right now.

[Jen]

And her hand is bright red as compared to the other one. And you know, and so she's in the third level of hell. And I'm curious. A hot dog eating contest yesterday, sticking her hand in a bucket of ice.

[Jessica]

Today, why couldn't we just burn each other like I suggested?

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Bert.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Hey, Brittany.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

I was just gonna say you guys are crazy.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

I know. Stupid, stupid.

[Jen]

We should have pierced our nipples.

[Host (possibly Bert)]

God, this hurts. But I have proven that men have a higher pain tolerance, have I not? I would say. I would point in the air and say, we're number one. But I have no feeling in my fingers.

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