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The website that you absolutely must keep your kids away from, especially if you have young kids. And this website is starting to gain some traction and it's called Chatroulette.com. okay, how do you control that? Like you've got young kids. How do you control what they look at on the computer? Well, Hayden has a computer in his room, but he doesn't even use it. So at this point you can put locks on what websites they can go to. So I know when he was using it, you know, like Disney was cool, we'd have five or 10 websites that were totally cool for him to go to. But outside of that, he couldn't Connect. You just have some sort of software set up that blocks everything except for the ones you approve. That's what we were using. Yes. That's cool. For, like, you could go in there and use it for knowledge. Stuff you wanted to look like, look at. And that way, if Stacey ever looked at your computer. Well, we have one for me also, but it's got thousands of websites, so I get around it. Totally get around it. And here's. We're gonna prove to you guys why you want to stay away from Chatroulette. Jeff the Wet. The website is set up in such a way where it basically flashes. It turns on a camera in a room where somebody is sitting in front of the camera and you never know who you're gonna be able to chat with. So one time you'll click and spontaneously you'll be talking to some dude in Spain. Then it will flash to a room somewhere in south beach, which is kind of cool. Like, the original concept is kind of cool that you could be like, chatting with somebody who's studying for exams in London right now. Or, you know, take you anywhere. If their webcam is on and your webcam is on at any point, they can connect with you and you could start to talk to people around the world. Right. It's a pretty cool concept, but guys have made it icky. That's all creepy now. It's gone. It's really creepy. Chatroulette.com. yeah. And that's what guys do because they'll use the opportunity to showcase the goods. Yeah. Jeff introduced this to me and he said, come here, Melissa. Come to my computer. I'm like, ooh, that's kind of creepy. Anyway. And anyway, so I went over there. So he was showing me chat roulette. And it was, you know, and like Bert said, it is somebody who is also in the chat room that just pops up and then you can move to the next person. You can. You can cut off that conversation at any time, move on to the next person. So we were going, getting nexted. Nexted. So you go to the next person. And so I made a joke. I said, how many times, I mean, how many nexting is it going to take before I see the male anatomy? Because that's what guys love to do. And so it was the fourth person. Well, there are, if you like, who had it out on the camera. He was. He was manipulating it on the camera. And that's the only thing that was in the frame. That's what we're going to prove right now. Like, we're going to go chatting right now and we're going to see how many cameras before we see somebody's junk. And chances are pretty good that's going to be three or four. We came up with an idea to make a chat roulette drinking game where every time you saw one, you would have to do a shot. So that would be a short game. Well, we did that. We tried to do the statistics and based on. And I couldn't find the piece of paper that we. That. That when we did the totals, we did it on, but we all just kept clicking next for 20 minutes and then made a check mark as to what we saw. Like, creepy dude. Because we wanted to find out where you would take the shot and you would. In order to not die from alcohol poisoning within an hour, you would have to go. I think it's every fifth penis is where you would have to do the shot. That's how many there are. So here's the thing, is that you got to keep your kids away from this thing because, I mean, they're going to think it's a cool idea to talk to somebody in London, but the chances are pretty good they're going to see some British penis. Yes. And they don't cut them clean there. It's a weird. Look at it. Oh, Jeff, that was too much. Go ahead and start. Well, he's the one that's on track. Somebody come start. Somebody else come start. I don't need to see this. I got one of my own. Jen, will you start nexting and see how far you get before you see someone's jump? Slide in there, Jen, you like these things? You like this sort of stuff? Okay, I'm gonna go with one in five. I'll go with. Okay, the over under is five. You're going over or under? Under? Under five. Yes. Okay, ready? Okay, I'll go over. Okay, I'll take. Gotta tell us where you're going to after you click it. That's not. No junk, dude. Where are you though? You don't know? Oh, you don't know? No, I thought it came up second. Dude clothed. Dude clothing. All right, that's two. No camera. And they're just kind of looking. That didn't count. Dude, dude, beard clothing. That's three. Coffee shop. Dude, bedroom clothing. Okay, that's for nerdy. I'd get off that one quick. Yeah, he's in his bedroom. Hey, that guy wants to talk to you. That's dangerous. All right, we're at four. So Wendy and I are out. I said five. Or you said five. I'm older. Okay. Now Wendy's out. You want to meet this guy? Or bedroom? No. Sure. Anybody cute? So far I'm good. No. Oh, bummer. I wonder if anyone's met their husband or wife on chat roulette. Even if you did, you wouldn't be able to brag about it. Dude licking his lips. Is that doctor time? Oh, gross. Dude in his dorm room. Is that seven or seven. All right. Wow, that's bad. Much harder than I thought. Dude, clothed. All right. Syracuse fan, but no. Says all guys. All guys are on it. I think. I read the stats on it a couple days ago and it's like 85 dudes on. Yeah. Are we at nine yet? Looks so happy. Guy older. Closed. So that's nine. Nine. I'm surprised. Good day. That's not bad. It's a good day on check roulette when you get up to 10 and you hadn't seen pee pee. Some part of the country is sleeping right now. Oh, there we go. You don't see anything? Well, it's aimed right at his. Yeah, but he hasn't taken it out. But he's getting ready. Whatever. You could do better than that. The one I saw was full on nothing. I mean, standing up, smile at the camera. Yeah. It has been my experience, like for one, for every like four or five clicks, you're gonna see somebody's junk. So horrible. If you're kidding, guys, why are y' all so creepy? That's one of the websites you want to keep the lock on. It's chatroulette.com, which is really show meyerjunk.com. you took something so good and made it so bad. Chatroulette.com is the one you want to stay away from. It's 9:25 now. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, Ryan, go ahead. I got about 10 seconds here, man. Hey, Bert, I just want to give you a heads up that chat roulette is kind of strange. People are spreading their junk all over the Internet. But it was developed by a 15 year old kid from Moscow. Yeah, ideally. I mean, the premise of it is not a bad premise. You know, you get to Talk to other 15 year olds around the world, but then it's a cool idea. Yeah, it's a cool idea, but then you got adult dudes that got ahold of it and now it's just turned into show me your jet. That's how you incorporate all the people on the sexual predator list, right? Totally hot. Yeah. All right, thanks, man. The bird show. Happy birthday, America. It's time to celebrate and play your favorite Las Vegas casino games by American owned spin quest.com what's better than fireworks and American Pie? Hitting a blackjack in the palm of your hand and you won't lose your fingers. 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