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Host (Burt)
the first show so Jen Hobby, do tell about the G Shot.
Jen Hobby
I was sitting with a couple of girlfriends last night and we were enjoying some patio time and some food and wine and they said, have you heard about the G shot? And I said, nope. What is this? Well, apparently doctors are now injecting the Juvederm into your G spot so that it can be bigger and help women achieve the big O.
Melissa
What is Juvederm?
Jen Hobby
It's the filler stuff. Like you put it in your smile, like in what are the laugh lines? That's what they call them right here.
Melissa
And this is not to be confused with Juvexin.
Jen Hobby
No, Juvexin's for your hair. This is like Botox.
Melissa
Got it.
Jen Hobby
Yeah, it's in the same family as Botox, but it doesn't freeze you, it just plumps you.
Wendy
Either way, you're not sticking a needle on the G spot.
Jen Hobby
No, exactly. A G shot. And apparently women who have difficulty reaching the big O have been doing this where they get injected right there so that it protrudes a little bit more and you can be found and accessed a little bit easier.
Melissa
Hey there.
Host (Burt)
Yeah, I was just gonna ask if anybody's had this done to call us up, give us the review and we'll put you on the voice disguiser.
Jen Hobby
404-741-Q100 apparently a friend of my friends that were there last night is doing some sort of promotion for a doctor in town who does it. I don't know who the doctor is. I wouldn't know where to send you to go get it.
Melissa
I'm so good.
Jen Hobby
Yeah, but apparently this is a thing.
Host (Burt)
Well, I got a couple of thoughts on it.
Jen Hobby
First, I'm hurting.
Host (Burt)
I want to know how painful that's gotta be. But B, Melissa, you gotta think if this is a dude's fault. Really though, isn't it?
Wendy
That's my thought. I want to talk to the women who got it. And did it really improve versus the fact that he just never found it in the first place?
Jen Hobby
Well, he might not be able to find it. Maybe it's with significant others that aren't really well endowed. Maybe they can. Maybe they can't reach it.
Wendy
Is that gonna change anything?
Host (Burt)
Apparently. Enlarges that area and you there.
Wendy
Yeah, it depends on the guy. How much do you have to get injected?
Jen Hobby
I don't know. I'm fascinated by this now. I don't think that it's painful because I've actually.
Nicole
I had.
Jen Hobby
I tried Juvederm a long time ago in my laugh lines.
Host (Burt)
Yeah, that's your face.
Jen Hobby
And that's your face. And it plumps, you know, it kind of like plumps up like where those wrinkles are. So I understand that, like the concept. But this is in your vajayjay. That means you've got. Wendy has found hers.
Host (Burt)
Oh yeah, yeah.
Jen Hobby
She knows where to find it.
Melissa
Just a heads up, you guys probably aren't going to want to get that done before the Morph suit bed is over with because that would be embarrassing.
Host (Burt)
Was Jen sitting on a basketball? She said a basketball in that Morph suit?
Jen Hobby
Oh my God. It's not going to be that much.
Wendy
Not like a bunch.
Jen Hobby
You sure you're not going to be
Host (Burt)
able to see it?
Wendy
Hello.
Host (Burt)
It's going to be like the size of a hippity hop.
Jen Hobby
Maybe. It's just. I think it's wrong with you. A reflection of the men's size in here. They would need it to be that big to reach it.
Host (Burt)
I can't find anybody that has actually tried this yet.
Nicole
Maybe.
Host (Burt)
It's so new. Good morning, Marie. You are on the Burt Show. Hi.
Caller/Ashley
Good morning, guys. Remember the news clip you guys played a couple days ago when that newscaster said something about that girl liking penis more?
Host (Burt)
Yes.
Caller/Ashley
This is what they were talking about.
Host (Burt)
Right?
Melissa
Right.
Jen Hobby
I didn't even realize that.
Wendy
Okay, yeah.
Caller/Ashley
So apparently people have been getting it
Nicole
done, but it's not happening for me.
Host (Burt)
I can't find that news clip. I'm searching for it right Now. But I don't think a whole bunch of people are getting it done. Because normally we can ask for anything on this show and we'll get calls
Wendy
because it's a needle in the vagina.
Jen Hobby
Yeah,
Host (Burt)
I thought you were.
Melissa
I thought. Melissa, weren't you. You were endorsing them, weren't you?
Wendy
Hell, no.
Melissa
But what is Redbox?
Wendy
Funny, because I've never lost that area.
Sleep Number Representative
Huh.
Melissa
What does Redbox say?
Host (Burt)
Lawson?
Wendy
Yeah, I know where to find things.
Host (Burt)
That's what you'll have after the day
Melissa
at the Red Box.
Jen Hobby
What's trouble? Where am I?
Host (Burt)
Evan. Good morning. You're on the Burt Show.
Caller/Ashley
Hi.
Host (Burt)
Tee hee.
Nicole
Hello.
Host (Burt)
Hello.
Wendy
Hello.
Nicole
Hi. Okay, well, the G shot was on Dr. 90210 about four years ago.
Jen Hobby
Okay.
Nicole
Before I got really popular. And from what I got from it, it was just. It was from women that just couldn't get there. It doesn't matter what size their spouse was.
Caller/Ashley
It just.
Nicole
They just couldn't get there. So it's been popular for. I mean, it got popular from that point on.
Host (Burt)
So I gotta believe that women would jump on this grenade for their relationship, literally.
Jen Hobby
You're really gonna say, jump on this grenade.
Wendy
Very sharp.
Host (Burt)
You're not gonna find a lot of women that are gonna say, he just couldn't find it or his penis was too small. So I think most women are gonna say, look, this is on me, right? This is not about you, baby. This is like, this is on me.
Jen Hobby
No, we're gonna break up.
Nicole
Mm.
Wendy
Mm.
Jen Hobby
I'm not getting no damn shot.
Host (Burt)
Hey, Nicole. Good morning. You are on the burp show.
Wendy
Hi.
Caller/Ashley
Hi.
Host (Burt)
Hi.
Nicole
Stimulating the G spot has nothing to do with the size of a man's penis. You can stimulate it with your finger.
Host (Burt)
Well, maybe you ought to get the shot in the finger then. Maybe guys just have really small fingers. We found somebody that has it done.
Wendy
Okay?
Jen Hobby
Really? This is a very brave woman.
Host (Burt)
I will put her on the voice disguiser even though she's not requesting it. Good morning. I'll call you. Paula, you're on the voice disguiser. You cool with that?
Melissa
Hello?
Wendy
Hello?
Melissa
She can't hear because her G spot is actually covering up her ears.
Host (Burt)
She doesn't know it's her because I've given her a different name and I've put her on the voice, and she's listening to the show right now.
Caller/Ashley
Hello?
Host (Burt)
Yes.
Jen Hobby
Yes, it's you go.
Caller/Ashley
Oh, it's me. I'm talking.
Host (Burt)
Oh, you just choked, man.
Jen Hobby
What? She got embarrassed and hung up.
Host (Burt)
Yeah, well, she didn't. I don't think realize that I was gonna put her on the voice disguiser.
Wendy
Yeah.
Host (Burt)
I can't find anybody that's had it done. I don't know, man. I think that if the pain would be so great for just a short amount of time, I think the only way I can relate to this is that vasectomy that I had where the pain of the shot in the middle of the testicles.
Wendy
Mm.
Host (Burt)
Was so bad for 30 seconds, but it's a blip on the screen when you're talking about not having kids for the rest of your life. So I gotta believe that it's almost similar that you'd rather have the pain of the shot right there, just for a couple of seconds if you knew that you were gonna have months and months and months of the big. Oh.
Jen Hobby
I mean, women do a lot of things to enhance themselves. I mean, they go, you know, under the knife for everything. So this would be like, non, invasive, right? You wouldn't have. You wouldn't need that. It is invasive. Well, it is invasive, but you wouldn't have to have any sort of anesthesia.
Wendy
Look, why don't you just damn date the doctor? Because the doctor knows where it is and where to find it every single time. That's good advice.
Host (Burt)
That's the real problem.
Caller/Ashley
Hello. Hey, how's it going?
Melissa
Hey, Chris.
Caller/Ashley
Good morning.
Host (Burt)
You're on the merch show.
Nicole
Greetings.
Caller/Ashley
Good morning.
Host (Burt)
Good morning, man. How are you?
Caller/Ashley
Not too bad.
Host (Burt)
What's up?
Caller/Ashley
I was just thinking it's kind of crazy. Crazy if the girls are a little bit concerned about a small frick, you
Wendy
know, that's what got him in there. Right.
Caller/Ashley
But versus, you know, invasive surgery with breast augmentation.
Host (Burt)
Right. Or the pain.
Caller/Ashley
That's a heck of a recovery there.
Jen Hobby
No kidding.
Nicole
Yeah.
Host (Burt)
Either way, it's gonna turn.
Melissa
Oh, he lost Wendy.
Wendy
Really?
Host (Burt)
He didn't even realize he made a joke. Yes, he did.
Melissa
That guy's been. He's a guy. That guy thought of that joke four minutes ago and has been dialing through and said, I'm not sure what I'm gonna say after this, but I'm gonna start out by saying small prick.
Wendy
It's funny. He's just so nonchalant.
Host (Burt)
Jessica, good morning. You're on the Burke Show.
Caller/Ashley
Hi.
Nicole
Hi. Yes, I would be willing to try that shot.
Host (Burt)
Why?
Nicole
Because I've never experienced the big O. And my husband is a total, like, sex fiend. And for me, it just is something that I do for him, and I would love to be able to achieve. I mean, we have A baby and everything. So after having a baby, it seems like nothing.
Host (Burt)
So now, did you ever have Big O with anybody else?
Nicole
No, I've never. Just been. I've never been able to achieve it that way.
Host (Burt)
And not by yourself either?
Nicole
Nope.
Sleep Number Representative
Wow.
Jen Hobby
How old are you?
Nicole
I'm 24.
Host (Burt)
24. Never?
Nicole
Never.
Host (Burt)
That sucks.
Nicole
It does.
Host (Burt)
Yeah.
Jen Hobby
We'll have to talk off the air, honey.
Caller/Ashley
Yeah, okay.
Host (Burt)
Poor thing. I mean, you almost sound desperate. Like you want to experience this so badly that you're willing. What if I told you that the pain of this shot lasts for two straight minutes?
Nicole
It wouldn't matter. I would do anything.
Host (Burt)
It takes five minutes. It takes five minutes of intense pain. Worst you've ever felt.
Nicole
Okay, we'll put it this way. I weigh 88 pounds and I push out at 10.2 pound, baby.
Host (Burt)
Whoa.
Commercial Announcer
Wow.
Melissa
How old are you?
Host (Burt)
She says she's 24.
Melissa
Okay.
Commercial Announcer
Get you a cheeseburger.
Host (Burt)
All right. Thank you for calling.
Jen Hobby
Maybe she just.
Nicole
Thank you.
Wendy
Dude.
Melissa
The problem with giving her some. She weighs 88 pounds. They give her too much of that Juvederm stuff. She's going to tip right over forwards.
Host (Burt)
Well, thanks.
Wendy
Serious.
Melissa
Looks like she's leaning into the wind everywhere she walks.
Wendy
Image in yalls mind about what. What it looks like now.
Host (Burt)
People are going to think she's cruising around on a Segway all the time. Here is that news CL that we were talking about. More just the isolated part of the whole thing. This was. They were doing a news story on this very thing, and the news anchor that was sitting next to the reporter that was delivering the news about the G shot says this, and he doesn't even realize it at the time. So she's enjoying penis a little bit more, is she?
Jen Hobby
She is. She's enjoying her. Her sex life a little bit more.
Host (Burt)
She and her husband Ashley can give us some answers about the G shot.
Wendy
Okay.
Host (Burt)
Hey, Ashley. Good morning. You're on the voice disguiser.
Caller/Ashley
Hey, good morning.
Host (Burt)
Good morning.
Caller/Ashley
I've had it done. And we do it at our doctor's office also.
Host (Burt)
Okay.
Wendy
Really?
Host (Burt)
Now you're on the voice disguiser, so I'm assuming you don't want me to ask you what doctor's office, or do you mind?
Caller/Ashley
That's fine if I can say it on the air.
Host (Burt)
Yeah, sure. You're on the air right now.
Caller/Ashley
We do it at Arista Medical Spa, right In Buckhead.
Host (Burt)
Okay. And you've had it done. So on a scale of 1 to 10, well, you can't see you're not very credible because you're gonna, you're gonna have to say that it's not that painful because it's your office that does the shot. Right.
Caller/Ashley
But I didn't actually have it done at my doctor's office. I had it done at a different location.
Host (Burt)
Okay.
Caller/Ashley
And they take the substance and mix it with lidocaine. So you don't feel it.
Host (Burt)
You don't feel the shot at all.
Caller/Ashley
It feels like a very minor, minor thing.
Host (Burt)
Really?
Caller/Ashley
Yes.
Host (Burt)
Jen's not lying.
Jen Hobby
I want to ask her so many questions, like about the apple, how they get it there.
Caller/Ashley
The doctor kind of uses a Q tip and it almost feels like you have to go to the bathroom. And that's how they know where the spot is. And so they make a little mark and it takes two minutes literally for them to put it in.
Jen Hobby
So where do they poke you from?
Host (Burt)
Another room.
Caller/Ashley
It's almost like you're going for an annual exam.
Commercial Announcer
Okay.
Wendy
Yeah. You're in the stirrups, right?
Caller/Ashley
Correct.
Nicole
Correct.
Wendy
You have to be.
Jen Hobby
Gotcha.
Host (Burt)
And how long does this last for?
Caller/Ashley
It lasts for up to a year and a half.
Host (Burt)
Oh, wow.
Jen Hobby
And does it enhance, does it enhance your experience?
Caller/Ashley
Yes, it does. And I never had problems that. It's made it even better.
Wendy
Okay, okay, okay.
Host (Burt)
So you would totally.
Jen Hobby
More questions?
Sleep Number Representative
Well, go ahead.
Host (Burt)
You got at least a couple, man.
Jen Hobby
Well, I want to know what do you mean by so much better?
Caller/Ashley
It just makes it over the top, more intense. And like my boyfriend has said that he can feel a difference.
Host (Burt)
He can feel a difference that you're enjoying that particular.
Caller/Ashley
Know that things are different, they're enlarged there.
Host (Burt)
Oh, he can literally feel that. Okay, Right on.
Caller/Ashley
Yeah.
Wendy
Okay.
Caller/Ashley
It makes it better for the man too.
Host (Burt)
Yeah. Takes a lot of pressure on us. Yeah.
Jen Hobby
Hey, how much does something like this cost?
Caller/Ashley
It can run anywhere from 700 to $850.
Commercial Announcer 2
Whoa.
Nicole
Okay.
Jen Hobby
That's an investment. No kidding.
Host (Burt)
Now I gotta believe that that price is probably gonna go down once this sort of catches on and more offices are doing it. But now that you guys are one of the few that are doing it, you can charge that kind of cash and women are. They're desperate.
Wendy
No, that last caller. I mean, I would be curious if our 24 year old listener went in and had it done and if she saw a difference.
Caller/Ashley
But you would be surprised how many doctor's offices do it and they don't publicly advertise it.
Host (Burt)
Oh, really?
Caller/Ashley
Yes. But there's a lot of doctors offices. You'll find that there's gyns and plastic surgeons that do it. And anobi is the best, of course, because they're familiar with the territory. So that's probably who you want doing it.
Host (Burt)
Okay, so the bottom line, if we were talking About G shot 101, the pain is minimal. You say your office visit is how long?
Caller/Ashley
Maybe five to ten minutes.
Host (Burt)
Five to ten minutes? It lasts for, in some cases, a year to a year and a half.
Jen Hobby
Wow.
Host (Burt)
And the cost on it is about 700 bucks.
Wendy
7, 800.
Host (Burt)
7 to $800. All right, so that's G shot 101 right there.
Sleep Number Representative
There you go.
Host (Burt)
Okay, Ashley, thanks for calling.
Caller/Ashley
Okay.
Host (Burt)
Appreciate it. Jenny's fascinating. Let's satisfied look in your face. My work is done here.
Jen Hobby
I'm just fascinated by it. I mean, I would have never, ever thought of it.
Host (Burt)
Yeah, it's a great idea. I'm sure some dude came up with the ideas. There's got to be something. I'm. There's got to be a way to make this easier. The target has got to be enlarged.
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Original Airdate: August 7, 2026
Main Cast: Bert, Jen Hobby, Melissa, Wendy, Nicole
Episode Theme:
This lively, humorous, and candid episode of The Bert Show dives into the G-Shot—a vaginal injection aimed at enhancing sexual pleasure for women. The cast unpacks what the procedure is, debates its worthiness, and hears from listeners (including one who’s had the procedure), all while keeping the conversation real, witty, and accessible.
Purpose:
The episode centers around demystifying the G-Shot, a relatively new and little-known cosmetic gynecological procedure using fillers (similar to those for facial wrinkles) to enhance the G-spot and potentially increase sexual satisfaction. The cast brings their mix of curiosity, skepticism, and humor to the subject, inviting listener input and expert perspectives where possible.
Introduction (01:07):
Jen Hobby recounts hearing about the G-Shot during a girls’ night out:
“Apparently doctors are now injecting the Juvederm into your G spot so that it can be bigger and help women achieve the big O.” – Jen Hobby [01:14]
Explanation of Juvederm (01:29-01:43):
Details and Curiosities (01:48-02:28):
Debate on Responsibility (02:55-03:14):
Pain and Practicalities (03:59-04:40):
Jen Hobby (on the G-Shot concept):
“But this is in your vajayjay. That means you’ve got... Wendy has found hers.” [03:14]
Bert (on men’s involvement):
“Really though, isn’t it [the G-Shot] a dude’s fault?” [02:35]
Listener ‘Ashley’ (on the procedure):
“They take the substance and mix it with lidocaine, so you don’t feel it... It feels like a very minor, minor thing.” [11:30]
Jen Hobby (on pressing for details):
“I want to ask her so many questions, like about the apple, how they get it there.” [11:42]
Bert (analogy):
“The only way I can relate to this is that vasectomy that I had where the pain of the shot in the middle of the testicles... was so bad for 30 seconds, but it’s a blip... So I gotta believe that it’s almost similar...” [07:01]
Jen Hobby (on the cost):
“That’s an investment. No kidding.” [13:09]
“Because I’ve never experienced the big O... I would do anything.” [09:43]
“Why don’t you just damn date the doctor? Because the doctor knows where it is and where to find it every single time.” [07:50]
The blend of candid female perspectives, playful ribbing, and genuine curiosity keeps the topic both informative and entertaining. The episode is a useful window into cultural perceptions of sexual enhancement procedures—a mix of skepticism, humor, genuine hope, and candid testimony, with a reminder that, as always, “the real problem” might just be finding a target that isn’t always an easy bullseye.
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