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A couple of friends and I decided that we wanted to go to happy hour at Dave and Buster's and have a good time. And about two hours into our drinking, I ran into my student and his parents. Oh, God, that's not gonna be good. Yeah. And at the time, I was trying to sober up. I was trying to stand straight to say, hi, how are you all doing? And what the bad part about it was, it was February, so I still had to see him for the rest of the year. And he and I taught eighth grade, so. And, you know, in the drunk talking, like, you think you're being cool, but you're being fidgety and spitty, shifting from one foot to the other help the situation out at all. I would like to invent a device that you can wear on your shirt that would allow you to play back conversations once you hit a certain blood alcohol content. Like, once it detects so much on your breath. Because I can't tell you how many conversations I've had with people where in my mind I've gone. It's very nice to meet you, Melissa. Thank you so much for coming to Vision. I hope you have a great time in the next stage.

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Morning, Jesse. You're on the virtual on all the hits Q100. Hey. Hey. Can y' all hear me okay? Yeah, I can hear you fine. Yeah. Okay. Just making sure. I was. It was my senior year in high school. I'm a former student that ran into a teacher.

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I just turned 18, and I was excited about going to. Well, I went to Starship. Can I say that on the radio? Sure. Like, it's Yeah. A starship is like an adult store. Yeah. It's got. Yeah.

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And I was with a few friends outside of, like, I knew outside of school. And I was with one girl from school, and we. I was a Mac girl for the wrestling team. And I ran into one of the wrestling coaches at Starship.

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That's mortifying. I made. And it was so bad as I made eye contact with them and all I could do was smile and like, turn around. Oh, man. And it doesn't matter which section you're in in Starship, you shouldn't be there. Right. I was like, oh, my God. And it was a male coach. It was a male coach. Yes, it was a male coach. Because in those stores, like, women can go in and be somewhat relaxed and shopping around. Yeah. And they're laughing and they're having a good time, guys. It's almost like they're wearing trench coats and caps and sunglasses. We won't make eye contact. We'll look down. Yeah. So he was mortified by that. What do you have there? Filter Anna. About 2 in the morning, after a long night of drinking, me and an old ex girlfriend went to insurrection. And we're there just playing around, laughing. And who comes walking out of one of the Pete booths? One of the viewing booths at one of my old college professors. Oh, no, no. Sith bastards. No. You don't go into those things. We made eye contact, he looked down and rushed out the door, never to be spoken of ever again. No. Why not? What course did he teach? It was a history class. Human sexuality Ethics or something. Good morning, Selena. You're on the Birth show and all the hits. Q100. Good morning, guys. I'm 30 years old now, but when I was 28, I graduated from a school in Atlanta called Henderson High School. And I was at my sister's room, and I'm checking out this girl across the room, and she is just so hot. And I walk over to her and she turns around and I fall flat on the floor. I say, Ms. Williams. And she's like, no, it's Lisa. I'm like, Ms. Williams? She's like, no, it's Lisa. I'm like, oh, my God. My high school English teacher.

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And my sister's room is a lesbian bar. And I'm sure she really appreciates you saying her name on the radio.

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Well, I introduced her to everyone as Ms. Williams. And she kept apologizing and saying, no, it's really Lisa. Yeah, you need to protect the teacher. But, yeah, I think that's. That's Gotta be. Oh, that's gotta be uncomfortable. Totally uncomfortable. No more so than when she gets into school today. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But I think that, you know, we were saying off air, like you got the responsibilities. The former student, not to say anything, you know. Yeah. There are places where it's appropriate and places where you should probably just not bring it up. And that's probably one of them because. Yeah. Like If I'm like, Mr. Weiss. Mr.

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Just leave it alone. Yeah. If I'm walking out of a peep booth. Yeah. That's not the time to approach me. Mr. Wise, could you go ahead and save that?

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Hey, Jay, you're on the Bird show on all the hits. Q100. Good morning, gang. What's going on? Hey, man, you tell us. Hey, I can't believe when you brought this up, I almost. I almost ran off the road here because I. I probably only told a couple people this story about 10 years ago. It had to be about 10 years ago because I'm 39 now. I was up in Vegas at a bachelor party, and a bunch of us went out to this club and I met this woman, older than I was, hot. I mean, we just kicked it off. You know, I'm kind of thinking about this is going to be like one of those little wine night things. And that's fine, but come to find out, we lived in the same town in Maryland. So we're like, all right, cool. So we started hooking up, and it was about maybe six months into the relationship that, you know, she was a teacher there. And, you know, we started talking about her past and everything. She said, she used to be a teacher in Texas. And I said, well, you know, I used to go to school in Texas also. You know, where'd you teach at? And when she told me, she ended up being. She was my seventh grade teacher.

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How random is that? Oh, yeah. And you didn't even realize it for six months? No, no, she. Because she had. She. She. Her name. I won't say her name because I only, you know, I don't know if anybody knows or anything, but she had gotten divorced, so, you know, her first name was the same name as my teachers, but I didn't put the two together. And her last name was definitely different. Well, and a lot of people are thinking about their seventh grade teachers. She was a hottie then. And of course, you know, here it is, your seventh grade. So, you know, most kids already got their hot. You know, got the hots for their teacher anyway. And then for me to run into her, you know, and it's like we were together like six and a half, seven months before you put it all together. Total Thornbirds moment. Surprise. And, you know, he had to pull out that annual or that little yearbook. He didn't want to, but he did. Hey, Dana, you'll be the last call. Thank you for calling. Hi.

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I was doing my student. Well, I was doing like a practicum before your student teaching. And the teacher was telling me about some of her, you know, some of the kids in the class. And this one kid looked really familiar and I, you know, it was a small town where I went to college and so I figured I'd probably seen him around town. He's a good looking kid. I was like, you know, 20. He was like, oh, 18. And she started telling me he was on the football team and all this stuff. And I realized I had met him before and he had told me the same story, but that he was in college and we had hooked up at a party.

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And then I was like, oh, and supposed to teach this guy? Oh, no. So he lied about his age and you hooked up with him and then you ended up being his teacher. Yeah.

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Beautiful. That's great. All right, thank you for calling. Bye bye. Bye. The bird show.

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