Vault: What's Their Least Favorite Body Part?

Summary

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The Bert Show – “Vault: What's Their Least Favorite Body Part?”

Date: May 21, 2026
Main Theme:
An honest, lighthearted, and humorous discussion among The Bert Show cast about their least favorite body parts, body image insecurity, and the sometimes absurd solutions offered by products designed to "fix" or enhance physical appearance.

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into personal insecurities about body image among the female (and some male) cast members, focusing on candid reactions, supportive (and silly) banter, and the use of body-enhancement products from a company called Bubbles Body Wear. The hosts unpack societal beauty standards, the endless quest to “fix” perceived imperfections, and how these ideas play out in real-life scenarios.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Body Insecurities: Real Talk from the Hosts

[01:32–02:07]

• Jen recounts having previously asked “the women of the show”—Melissa, Wendy, and Tracy—about their least favorite body parts.
  • Jen: “What's your least favorite part about your body? ... Do you remember what your answers were?”
  • Wendy: “I think I said my hips ... my butt was massive.”
  • Melissa: “My least favorite part of me was my stomach and lower ab area. And then I said my butt was small.”
• Honest admissions: arms, hips, stomach, and "massive" vs. "tiny" butts.
• The men’s curiosity and lightly teasing skepticism about these insecurities:
  • Jeff: “You use the word massive for yourself?” [01:57]

2. Enter: Bubbles Body Wear and Shapewear Solutions

[02:07–04:05]

• Jen introduces an array of body-altering products sent by Bubbles Body Wear aimed at addressing the cast's insecurities.
  • Jen: “They actually have products that are going to enhance and fix all of these problems, including Melissa, you giving you a fake butt.” [02:07]
• Gifts described include:
  • Cancan Padded Panty for added “booty” (Melissa).
  • Double O Panty for lift, shape, and flattening the tummy (Melissa).
  • Body Shaper Skirt for hips and midsection (Wendy).
  • Veronica and Boxer Bodysuit for waist, abdomen, and hips (Wendy).
• Funny/uncomfortable boundary:
  • Wendy: "That's the only opportunity you'll ever have to touch my butt..." (referring to how the guys handled the padded underwear). [04:05]

3. The Male Perspective – “Bait and Switch”?

[04:26–05:04]

• Jeff raises the question of deception in using such enhancement products:
  • Jeff: “The problem here is bait and switch … you have this perfect butt … you guys end up hooking up, and then the clothes are starting to come off, and then you’re a completely different person.” [04:26]
• Tracy and Jen defend the women’s use of enhancement tools:
  • Tracy: “It's no different than the push-up bra...” [04:51]
• Collectively, the cast laughs about the “great reveal” when shapewear comes off.

4. More Gag Gifts and Reactions

[05:05–07:28]

• Jen describes additional products:
  • Bubble Buns: Padded boy shorts to create a bubble butt.
  • Foxy Fanny: Silicone padded panty.
• Attention moves to male-oriented enhancement garments:
  • Jackpot Pad Briefs: Removable pads for both back and front (Bert and Jeff).
  • Boy Bubbles: Padded men’s underwear, “sexy, low rise, and European, with 1-inch removable foam pads.” [06:18]
• The men are both amused and incredulous:
  • Jeff (jokingly): “You can’t send that as a gift and assume I’m not going to be offended...” [05:39]
  • Jeff: “I'm going to promise you guys right now that I'm going to wear the package underwear in one of the pictures that we take with a celebrity...” [06:30]
• Sensation of the products:
  • Jen: “Those are butt inserts. Feel a booty pad. That's fantastic.” [06:48]
  • Tracy: “Oh my God, these are heavy.” [06:28]
• Roll-call for wearing padded underwear as a group bit:
  • Jen: “We all have to wear these one day.” [06:40]
  • Tracy: “I'm going to tell you that I’m not, because I don’t have… those are butt inserts.” [06:44]

5. Critiquing the Concept

[07:05–07:32]

• The cast jokes about not matching sizes and who should get which item.
  • Tracy: “… clearly didn’t look at me on the website before sending these. … pass these along.” [07:05]
• Quick commentary on gendered expectations:
  • Jen: “Women look at guys' butts too, you know.” [07:23]
  • Tracy: “Stop treating us like pieces of freaking meat.” [07:28]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Jen: “They actually have products that are going to enhance and fix all of these problems, including … you giving you a fake butt.” [02:07]
• Wendy: “That's the only opportunity you'll ever have to touch my butt, because they were passing my butt panties around.” [04:05]
• Jeff: “You can't just send that as a gift and assume I'm not going to be offended by.” [05:39]
• Tracy: “It's no different than the push up bra.” [04:51]
• Jeff: “I'm going to wear the package underwear in one of the Pictures that we take with a celebrity…” [06:30]
• Tracy: “Stop treating us like pieces of freaking meat.” [07:28]
• Jen: “Women look at guys' butts too, you know.” [07:23]

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Key Timestamps

• 01:32 – Discussion kicks off: women answer about least favorite body parts.
• 02:07 – Bubbles Body Wear shapewear products introduced.
• 04:05 – Gender boundaries and joking about touching the pad underwear.
• 04:26–05:04 – Jeff’s “bait and switch” argument, push-up bra comparison.
• 05:27–06:18 – Male-centric enhancement products unpacked and tried on.
• 07:23–07:32 – Gender expectations flipped and critiqued for laughs.

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Tone & Takeaway

True to The Bert Show’s real, funny, and authentic promise, the hosts tackle the universal theme of body insecurity with humor, candor, and friendship. The conversation is playful, self-deprecating, and offers a sly critique of society's pressures around body image—highlighting that nobody thinks their body is perfect, and sometimes the solutions are as silly as the insecurities themselves.

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Transcript

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[Jen]

All right, so just a couple of weeks ago, I asked the women of the show, Melissa, Wendy and Tracy, a couple of things about their bodies.

[Wendy]

Yes.

[Jen]

Remember this? I asked you guys this question. Yes. Well, I asked them, what's your least favorite part about your body? And what do you think of your butt? And do you guys remember what your answers were?

[Wendy]

Yes.

[Bert]

I think I said my hips and

[Jen]

my arms were my least favorite. And then I said my butt was massive. Okay.

[Jeff]

Massive.

[Jen]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

You use the word massive for yourself.

[Wendy]

Yeah.

[Tracy]

Wow.

[Jen]

And Melissa, you said.

[Wendy]

I said my least favorite part of me was my stomach and lower ab area. And then I said my butt was small.

[Jen]

Okay. Well, a friend of mine connected me to this company called Bubbles body wear. Okay. And they actually have products that are going to enhance and fix all of these problems, including Melissa, you giving you a fake butt.

[Wendy]

Really?

[Jen]

And your panties. Okay. So they sent gifts that I wanted to give you guys.

[Jeff]

When are you women happy? What? You're. You think you have a massive butt? Melissa thinks she has zero butt.

[Wendy]

Jen asked us the question. We answered honestly. Everybody has a. Everybody. Nobody thinks their body's perfect.

[Tracy]

Do you really think, Wendy, that you have a big butt, or is that just what girls are supposed to do?

[Wendy]

Yes, this is my fake butt.

[Jen]

Yes. It's cool now. And I don't like my thighs, so they sent me something for my thighs too. And then we've got stuff for Tracy, and they sent some gifts for the. The guys as well. Cool.

[Jeff]

Okay, now, this could be funny. This could be kind of offensive because we didn't say which body part that we're uncomfortable with. So are they assuming that we have a body part we don't like and

[Jen]

not just giving us the men products are similar.

[Tracy]

And please don't mix up Bert's and mine, because it'll really jack with both of our psyches.

[Jen]

This is fantastic.

[Wendy]

Do y' all want to see my butt?

[Jeff]

One at a time.

[Bert]

One at a time here.

[Jen]

Is that hilarious or what?

[Jeff]

Where do we want to start this? We want to start with Jeff's. Or do you want to go to Melissa's or you want to go to Wendy's?

[Jen]

Okay, Melissa got the cancan padded panty. Okay. Can Melissa have a booty? They say yes, she can. Can. It has removable foam pads that add one half inch of booty to the backside. That it's a realistic but notable difference.

[Jeff]

We gotta tweet these.

[Jen]

Isn't that hilarious? Plus, you got the double O panty, and that enhances lift, shape, and volume of the derriere while flattening the lower tummy. All right, Hilarious. Okay, now, Wendy got the body shaper skirt. They say it looks dainty and pretty and feminine, but it's super strong, so it's control for the midsection and the hips. I like it. What does that look like?

[Wendy]

I think that's this one almost looks like a.

[Jen]

It looks like a 50s outfit.

[Wendy]

Yeah.

[Jen]

Okay, so that one is supposed to help with your hip thing.

[Wendy]

And then they're interrupting really quick. Jen, I just want to let the guys know that's the only opportunity you'll ever have to touch my butt, because they were passing. Passing my butt panties around.

[Jen]

Then they also sent her a Veronica and a boxer bodysuit it says moderate control for the waist, abdomen, and hips. So they have things that target everything. Those areas.

[Jeff]

See here again, as a guy, I can tell you the problem here is bait and switch. So, Wendy, you and whomever meet each other over at East Andrews, and he's checking you out, and you have this perfect butt. And he loves that.

[Jen]

He loves the cricked in there.

[Jeff]

It's all squished in there. You guys end up hooking up, and then the clothes are starting to come off, and then you're a completely different person. It's the bait and switch.

[Tracy]

It's no different.

[Jen]

You guys pay attention.

[Tracy]

It's no different than the push up bra. You know, the heavily. Whatever it's called. The deal from this is the whole body, though, man.

[Jeff]

I mean, everything.

[Jen]

See one thing, See everything.

[Wendy]

It's just my fake butt.

[Jen]

They sent some extra things here. Maybe we can give this to producer Joanna. It says it's bubble buns. It's padded boy shorts with removable foam pads that make you look like you have a bubble butt. Really?

[Jeff]

Yes.

[Jen]

So if you don't have a butt, you can do it with that. And then they have guy products.

[Tracy]

Well, hold on. I picked this one up. You want to give this one a pl. The Foxy Fanny.

[Jen]

Foxy Fanny.

[Tracy]

Silicone padded panty.

[Jen]

That's really hilarious. Just totally cracked me up. And then for the guys, they actually have guy products too. For Bert, they sent the jackpot. It's a pad and men's brief with removable pads for both back and the front.

[Jeff]

What are you saying? You can't just send that as a gift and assume I'm not going to be offended by.

[Jen]

No, I gotta see this. I gotta see this. Okay, so we gotta check this out. Will you guys open this? Wait. Yes, because that's for both of guys in there.

[Wendy]

I'm grabbing Burch.

[Jen]

Then for Jeff, they also sent the jackpot so that you can put removable pads in the front. And then they sent you boy bubbles. It's the men's version of padded underwear. It says. Yes. It also is sexy, low rise, and European, and has 1 inch removable foam pads.

[Jeff]

Where's the one?

[Tracy]

I don't see a 1 inch removable pad.

[Wendy]

All I see on these is the butt.

[Jeff]

Where's the pack? Where's the one that gives you the bigger package?

[Jen]

I don't know. Might be.

[Tracy]

Oh, my God, these are heavy.

[Jeff]

Because I'm going to promise you guys right now that I'm going to wear the package underwear in one of the Pictures that we take with a celebrity that visits us in studio sometime over the next month.

[Jen]

We all have to wear these one day.

[Jeff]

I'll tell you which one it is.

[Tracy]

And I'm going to tell you that I'm not because I don't have.

[Jen]

Those are butt inserts.

[Jeff]

Oh, my God.

[Jen]

Those are butt inserts. Feel a booty pad. That's fantastic.

[Jeff]

What's the name of the company this is called?

[Jen]

It's called Bubbles Body Wear. I'll link over to their website online. But thank you to them for sending us great stuff. It's bubblesbodywear.com if you look at the

[Tracy]

size of the size of this one, they clearly didn't look at me on the website before sending these. So why don't you just go ahead and pass these along to Hayden.

[Jeff]

Maybe those are mine.

[Jen]

This is for you, Bert. Here. This is the guy under.

[Jeff]

Is it the front package?

[Jen]

No, it's going to give you a bubble butt.

[Bert]

But they're just shorter.

[Jen]

Women look at guys butts too, you know.

[Wendy]

That feels so weird.

[Tracy]

You know what?

[Jeff]

Jack it up.

[Tracy]

Stop treating us like pieces of freaking meat.

[Jeff]

Listen. It's the vert show

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