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Jen
All right, so just a couple of weeks ago, I asked the women of the show, Melissa, Wendy and Tracy, a couple of things about their bodies.
Wendy
Yes.
Jen
Remember this? I asked you guys this question. Yes. Well, I asked them, what's your least favorite part about your body? And what do you think of your butt? And do you guys remember what your answers were?
Wendy
Yes.
Bert
I think I said my hips and
Jen
my arms were my least favorite. And then I said my butt was massive. Okay.
Jeff
Massive.
Jen
Yeah.
Jeff
You use the word massive for yourself.
Wendy
Yeah.
Tracy
Wow.
Jen
And Melissa, you said.
Wendy
I said my least favorite part of me was my stomach and lower ab area. And then I said my butt was small.
Jen
Okay. Well, a friend of mine connected me to this company called Bubbles body wear. Okay. And they actually have products that are going to enhance and fix all of these problems, including Melissa, you giving you a fake butt.
Wendy
Really?
Jen
And your panties. Okay. So they sent gifts that I wanted to give you guys.
Jeff
When are you women happy? What? You're. You think you have a massive butt? Melissa thinks she has zero butt.
Wendy
Jen asked us the question. We answered honestly. Everybody has a. Everybody. Nobody thinks their body's perfect.
Tracy
Do you really think, Wendy, that you have a big butt, or is that just what girls are supposed to do?
Wendy
Yes, this is my fake butt.
Jen
Yes. It's cool now. And I don't like my thighs, so they sent me something for my thighs too. And then we've got stuff for Tracy, and they sent some gifts for the. The guys as well. Cool.
Jeff
Okay, now, this could be funny. This could be kind of offensive because we didn't say which body part that we're uncomfortable with. So are they assuming that we have a body part we don't like and
Jen
not just giving us the men products are similar.
Tracy
And please don't mix up Bert's and mine, because it'll really jack with both of our psyches.
Jen
This is fantastic.
Wendy
Do y' all want to see my butt?
Jeff
One at a time.
Bert
One at a time here.
Jen
Is that hilarious or what?
Jeff
Where do we want to start this? We want to start with Jeff's. Or do you want to go to Melissa's or you want to go to Wendy's?
Jen
Okay, Melissa got the cancan padded panty. Okay. Can Melissa have a booty? They say yes, she can. Can. It has removable foam pads that add one half inch of booty to the backside. That it's a realistic but notable difference.
Jeff
We gotta tweet these.
Jen
Isn't that hilarious? Plus, you got the double O panty, and that enhances lift, shape, and volume of the derriere while flattening the lower tummy. All right, Hilarious. Okay, now, Wendy got the body shaper skirt. They say it looks dainty and pretty and feminine, but it's super strong, so it's control for the midsection and the hips. I like it. What does that look like?
Wendy
I think that's this one almost looks like a.
Jen
It looks like a 50s outfit.
Wendy
Yeah.
Jen
Okay, so that one is supposed to help with your hip thing.
Wendy
And then they're interrupting really quick. Jen, I just want to let the guys know that's the only opportunity you'll ever have to touch my butt, because they were passing. Passing my butt panties around.
Jen
Then they also sent her a Veronica and a boxer bodysuit it says moderate control for the waist, abdomen, and hips. So they have things that target everything. Those areas.
Jeff
See here again, as a guy, I can tell you the problem here is bait and switch. So, Wendy, you and whomever meet each other over at East Andrews, and he's checking you out, and you have this perfect butt. And he loves that.
Jen
He loves the cricked in there.
Jeff
It's all squished in there. You guys end up hooking up, and then the clothes are starting to come off, and then you're a completely different person. It's the bait and switch.
Tracy
It's no different.
Jen
You guys pay attention.
Tracy
It's no different than the push up bra. You know, the heavily. Whatever it's called. The deal from this is the whole body, though, man.
Jeff
I mean, everything.
Jen
See one thing, See everything.
Wendy
It's just my fake butt.
Jen
They sent some extra things here. Maybe we can give this to producer Joanna. It says it's bubble buns. It's padded boy shorts with removable foam pads that make you look like you have a bubble butt. Really?
Jeff
Yes.
Jen
So if you don't have a butt, you can do it with that. And then they have guy products.
Tracy
Well, hold on. I picked this one up. You want to give this one a pl. The Foxy Fanny.
Jen
Foxy Fanny.
Tracy
Silicone padded panty.
Jen
That's really hilarious. Just totally cracked me up. And then for the guys, they actually have guy products too. For Bert, they sent the jackpot. It's a pad and men's brief with removable pads for both back and the front.
Jeff
What are you saying? You can't just send that as a gift and assume I'm not going to be offended by.
Jen
No, I gotta see this. I gotta see this. Okay, so we gotta check this out. Will you guys open this? Wait. Yes, because that's for both of guys in there.
Wendy
I'm grabbing Burch.
Jen
Then for Jeff, they also sent the jackpot so that you can put removable pads in the front. And then they sent you boy bubbles. It's the men's version of padded underwear. It says. Yes. It also is sexy, low rise, and European, and has 1 inch removable foam pads.
Jeff
Where's the one?
Tracy
I don't see a 1 inch removable pad.
Wendy
All I see on these is the butt.
Jeff
Where's the pack? Where's the one that gives you the bigger package?
Jen
I don't know. Might be.
Tracy
Oh, my God, these are heavy.
Jeff
Because I'm going to promise you guys right now that I'm going to wear the package underwear in one of the Pictures that we take with a celebrity that visits us in studio sometime over the next month.
Jen
We all have to wear these one day.
Jeff
I'll tell you which one it is.
Tracy
And I'm going to tell you that I'm not because I don't have.
Jen
Those are butt inserts.
Jeff
Oh, my God.
Jen
Those are butt inserts. Feel a booty pad. That's fantastic.
Jeff
What's the name of the company this is called?
Jen
It's called Bubbles Body Wear. I'll link over to their website online. But thank you to them for sending us great stuff. It's bubblesbodywear.com if you look at the
Tracy
size of the size of this one, they clearly didn't look at me on the website before sending these. So why don't you just go ahead and pass these along to Hayden.
Jeff
Maybe those are mine.
Jen
This is for you, Bert. Here. This is the guy under.
Jeff
Is it the front package?
Jen
No, it's going to give you a bubble butt.
Bert
But they're just shorter.
Jen
Women look at guys butts too, you know.
Wendy
That feels so weird.
Tracy
You know what?
Jeff
Jack it up.
Tracy
Stop treating us like pieces of freaking meat.
Jeff
Listen. It's the vert show
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Date: May 21, 2026
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An honest, lighthearted, and humorous discussion among The Bert Show cast about their least favorite body parts, body image insecurity, and the sometimes absurd solutions offered by products designed to "fix" or enhance physical appearance.
This episode dives into personal insecurities about body image among the female (and some male) cast members, focusing on candid reactions, supportive (and silly) banter, and the use of body-enhancement products from a company called Bubbles Body Wear. The hosts unpack societal beauty standards, the endless quest to “fix” perceived imperfections, and how these ideas play out in real-life scenarios.
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True to The Bert Show’s real, funny, and authentic promise, the hosts tackle the universal theme of body insecurity with humor, candor, and friendship. The conversation is playful, self-deprecating, and offers a sly critique of society's pressures around body image—highlighting that nobody thinks their body is perfect, and sometimes the solutions are as silly as the insecurities themselves.