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Where is the craziest place that you woke up? Because last night. Last night on Desperate Housewives Bri is a little stressed out with her son Andrew. And so she goes shopping, she drinks some wine and. And then she wakes up on the floor of the dressing room of the department store. Fallon's got one too, right? Yeah. My first and only experience with passing out happened to be three times in one weekend. It was my first visit to another town for a UGA Football game. Normally, I stayed in town for the home games, but I did one time go out of town for an away game, and we were in Tuscaloosa all weekend. And three times I fell asleep and woke up in random places. First time in the middle of a bar. You woke up in the middle of the bar? Woke up in the middle of the bar. Like, what else. What had changed? Were your friends still there? My friends were still there, but they were at another side of the bar. And I was just kind of like. There was this little. Little chair in the corner. I had sat down and I woke up in the chair in the corner of the bar. A few hours later, after the game, we were at the Pike House at Alabama, and I didn't know any Pikes at Alabama. We just happened to be there. I don't know why. Woke up on the front steps of the Pike House. Oh, that's nice. Okay. Yeah. On the front steps. On the front steps. That's a little sloppy. Were you in fetal position? No, I was leaning against a pillar. Not a pillow, but a pillar. A pillar, yes. And then the third time later that night, we were staying with some friends that we knew in Tuscaloosa, and I just passed out on the floor there at the house. Maybe you either have a drinking problem or a sleeping problem. What it was about that weekend, I think maybe I was tired and I don't know, but it definitely fell asleep three times. I'm calling out my sister because I honestly can't remember in the days I was drinking that I ever did anything. It's crazy. How stupid is that? So since my sister doesn't live in Atlanta, I'm going to call her out. But no, there was one time where. And this was when she was. I don't know if she was in. I think. Well, yeah, of course, she was in college and of drinking age. And she woke up in a dumpster. No, she did not. The gnome. No. That is the scariest thing I've ever heard. Got up. Well, she's kind of trashy anyway. Oh, now, Phil, Phil, you gotta quit with these, like, B level jokes, dude. Where's she at? Somebody's gonna pick up. That's 100.5, Phil. You want that? Go somewhere else. But, yeah. No, I know it's scary, but yeah. That's the craziest place she ever woke up was in a dumpster. Who was she out with that night? Did she. Her friends. And then she lost her friends and. In a dumpster. And she was. Thank the Lord. She woke up and they weren't dumping her into a true a compactor. She would have been a movie cliche. She been? Well, I'm not sure. Columbia, Tennessee had, you know, like fancy, you know, vehicles like that. At the girl up in here we got this fancy trash compactor coming to town. We have been saving up for years for this. Daryl. I found me another wife. That is scary. 741-1005 and we want your calls like that. We don't want that. Well, that was at vision and I woke up in my bathroom. That happens to everybody. Or I was partying and I woke up in my car. That happens to everybody. We're looking for calls like Amanda. The craziest place you ever woke up, right? It actually wasn't me. My husband was a pie cap down at Georgia Southern and had gone to homecoming and woke up after homecoming in a flower shop in a florist. Oh, does he know how he got there? He has no idea. They had a reunion on Saturday up at Docs and Jill's in Alpharetta and they were all reliving it. Laughed about the fact he has no idea how he got in. It was kind of a Brie moment from Desperate Housewives. That's awesome. A random story. You know, I was down in Savannah for St. Patrick's Day and met a Georgia Southern alumni. I know a couple of my friends that are alumni. Anybody from Georgia Southern I've ever met that went there loves being from, you know, being in Statesboro and going to Georgia Southern. And I give props to Georgia Southern because talk about a party school. Oh, they can party. That get. That does not get the, you know, does not get the. The props they deserve for being a party school. I mean, a friend of mine got a minor in keg stands. I don't think anybody actually ever graduates from that school. I think they actually go there for two years, they get plastered out of their mind and they wake up back in Atlanta because their parents have shipped them home to AA after going to Georgia Southern. This is intern Ranny. And that's exactly what happened to me. Lasted two years and woke up in Atlanta one day. I can't tell you how many people I have heard that story from. Two years at Georgia Southern, finished their degree at Georgia State. If you stay long, serious, you're going to end up having like, kidney problems or liver issues, something bad, something like that. Because, yeah, I mean, it's one of those places and it's kind of like Athens where the school is the town. So anyway, I just random she said Georgia Southern. I bet there's a lot of. Why did I wake up hear stories in Statesboro? Good morning, Kelly. Hey, good morning. Hey, thanks for calling. Yeah, I woke up in a Waffle House booth in Tennessee. Where'd you start the night off at? In Atlanta. One of my friends was there. Me, like, asleep on one side, and I was asleep on the other. And we didn't know where anybody had went. And it was so bizarre because it was like, oh, my goodness, where are we at number one? And the waitress is like, you've been here for, like, three hours. We're in a different state. Thanks, Kelly, for Good morning, Mindy. I woke up on the floor at the Pink Pony. No. Very nice. No, you did not. No. Boy. Yeah, I was out with a bunch of girlfriends who like to really party hard, and we were partying hard. I don't remember going into the Pink Pony. I don't remember how admission was paid, but I do remember being lifted off the floor and being in the back corner and not being even able to enjoy the experience of being in the Pink Pony. Oh, that's bad. That's not a good floor to be, like, laid up on. That's a bad floor. Yeah, that's a. Scrub yourself for a long time in the shower. That's a hazmat floor. That's where you go through the chemical brush. Good morning, Eric. Morning. Hey, Eric. I woke up in the southbound side of 85 in the rest area. And I had been in Atlanta. And how I got on the southbound lanes coming from South Carolina in the rest area, I have no clue. So now where was the rest area? There's just past the 985. 85 split. Okay. But it's the southbound side. So you were coming. You were going out. You were coming out of or into. Back into Atlanta. Yeah, but I had been in Atlanta at a party. So you started in Atlanta and you woke up coming back from. You don't know where exactly. I left you off on the inbound lanes back into Atlanta. No, I was driving. Oh, no, no, no, no, honey, no. Not funny anymore. You got lucky. You made it out of that one. Appreciate the call, Eric. All right. Do not drink and drive and wake up. Stories are only funny. Yeah, yeah. We gotta find one more. Hold on. A better one to end on. Wake up Stories are only funny if you were not the driver. Hey, Michelle, show. Yes, I ended all funny. Well, it's not funny. I started off in Atlanta, Georgia, and ended up in Glenn, St. Mary's Florida. And don't know how I got there. Glenn's. Where's Glenn? St. Mary's I don't know. 50 miles south of Jacksonville. And I had a kid with me when I woke up, too. No, no, Phil, we gotta find out. Hold on. We're waiting. Oh, wait. That. Do that. Okay, let's try this one. You know what? And I just realized, because now that I. This has given me ideas, because now that I am not no longer able to drink and do the party days that I used to do, the one thing your friends who keep. Who still drink always say. Oh, well, that's okay, because you're the designated driver. And all these stores are making me think of places I can drop people off. Leave them at the Waffle House in Tennessee. I could go back. I could go back up to Tennessee and surprise them. This one might do. It may not. Hey, Hollywood. Yes? Where'd you wake up? I woke up in a Dunkin Donuts on like the Buckhead side of town. Love it now. Oh, I think we can do one up. Dunkin donuts is pretty good. All right, Lisa, end it off funny. Where'd you wake up? Well, I. It's my sister. She woke up in a morgue. Oh, there we go. Oh, God. No, she did not. Right here. She won't get on the radio, but it's happened in San Francisco now. Like, what's the story? How did she end up in the morgue? 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