A (2:42)

See, I have never done this because I always felt like, even if the relationship wasn't good, like, I'd gladly be the martyr. I think this is a woman thing more than it is a guy thing. Like, as a guy, I just want out. I don't want to talk about it for a long period of time. I just want the relationship to be over. So if you're the one that will break up with me, I'm totally okay with that. That's it for me. Over.

B (3:05)

Did you tell your guys that you broke up with them, though?

A (3:08)

Of course.

B (3:08)

Yeah, of course.

C (3:10)

You got to flip it around.

A (3:12)

Yeah, of course.

C (3:13)

I have a guy friend who I.

A (3:14)

Know did this, who went back with her.

C (3:16)

Huh. And this is years later. I mean, he had been burned, burned, burned, burned, burned. And for a long time didn't admit how hurt he was. But this is years. Years pass, he admits how hurt he was, whatever, gets back together with the woman for a very short time, and then sure enough, turns around and crushes her.

A (3:33)

And he had it, like, planned out.

C (3:35)

I don't think that he'll ever admit that's what he did, but I think that's what he did.

A (3:39)

404-741-1005. You specifically got back with somebody with the intention of being the one that had to be the breakuper. Good morning, Isabella.

D (3:49)

Hey.

E (3:50)

How's it going?

A (3:50)

Good. How are you?

E (3:51)

I'm good.

A (3:52)

At this point, you're the only one to get through that, is brave enough to say, you know what? I have done this.

D (3:57)

Yeah.

E (3:57)

I got back together with this guy because I was really pissed off that he dumped me. I mean, I'd never been in a relationship and somebody dumped me. I was like, why, are you crazy? What do you mean? I'm not good enough? So I got back together with him just to dump him, and I ended up getting Pregnant. And now we're having a baby.

C (4:13)

Oh, you are kidding me.

E (4:15)

I am so feeling.

C (4:17)

Oh my God. You are pregnant now with your dumpies baby.

E (4:20)

Yes.

C (4:21)

No way. Did you dump him?

E (4:23)

Well, yeah, but you know, there's still no hope of relationship. So now I am like.

A (4:29)

You know, somebody once told me something that I have always remembered that the decision of ego is never the right decision. You will always get burned. And if you make a decision out of ego, and here you do, you do that. You go back to this guy even though you're not digging him so much. And now you're having a baby by the dumpy.

E (4:47)

Pretty much.

B (4:49)

Well, and I think it's fascinating how just the reaction of people like you said it and the, the person here at the station said it where you know, they've never been broken up before. They don't how to handle it.

C (4:58)

What?

B (4:58)

You broke it up with me.

A (4:59)

I wonder if this is like, is this a good looking woman?

E (5:02)

I couldn't handle it. I couldn't understand. I'm like, what do you. What do you mean? I'm for a girlfriend. I thought this relationship was going great. What do you mean you're dumping me? You can't dump me, right?

B (5:11)

Yeah, I think it's dumping me.

A (5:12)

I'm just curious, Isabella, the timing of this. So you get back together with dude and then how long do you stay in the relationship before you break up with him just so you feel justified?

D (5:24)

I don't know.

E (5:24)

It all depends. We have been together for like three weeks and I ended up getting locked up.

A (5:30)

Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much. No problem. Thank you.

B (5:36)

Well, yeah, if you, if you're going back for revenge breakup, use protection.

A (5:42)

He's got the last laugh.

B (5:43)

Yeah, I mean, yeah.

A (5:44)

Jen, can you reach over there and hit the voice disguiser for this one?

B (5:47)

Do you think it's a good person? I mean you, we breeze over the question but we'll ask about. You think it's a good, good looking thing?

A (5:53)

I think it's a good looking woman thing. Like how dare you.

C (5:56)

Well, guys too.

A (5:57)

I've never known a guy to do this like. Because I think once guys are out of the relationship, if they want it out, they don't want to look back. I don't care if my ego was bruised. At least in my case. I'd rather deal with the ego bruise than deal with the seven freaking hour long conversation of why it didn't work out.

C (6:12)

No, I think it's your unique. Yeah, I think it's just a good looking dude or woman thing. Because I think it's just your ego's bruised.

A (6:19)

The decision of ego is never the good one.

B (6:22)

And it shows that good looking people know they're good looking because it's like, what? You breaking up with me?

D (6:26)

Yeah.

B (6:26)

I mean, me, I'm not good. I'm not good at. Look at me.

C (6:29)

Look at me.

A (6:30)

How dare you?

B (6:30)

Yeah, exactly. Cause the words look at me come out of somebody's mouth during that.

C (6:36)

Especially if you're dating down or you think you're dating down and then the person below you breaks up with you.

A (6:43)

We're gonna call you Jessica. You are on all the hits. Q100. Hi.

D (6:47)

Hey. I just want you guys to know, first off my disclaimer, I was young and dumb and an idiot. Okay.

C (6:53)

Okay.

D (6:54)

All right. I was with a guy who cheated on me, and I stayed with him and gave him, quote, unquote, another shot for two reasons. One, I was still in love with him. And two, I wanted to cheat on him back and I did. So I got back with him and then did the same thing to him.

A (7:11)

And then you broke up with him.

D (7:13)

And then I broke up with him. Yeah.

A (7:14)

See, this is.

C (7:16)

Yeah, I. I have actually, sadly, admittedly done that.

A (7:20)

Yeah.

C (7:20)

But it was much more of a long, drawn out process. But there was a guy I dated who cheated on me and I went back together with him, which, like an idiot, because I was like, you still cared about him or whatever, but then continued to cheat on him throughout the rest of the relationship and then dumped him.

A (7:34)

Yeah. That gives a woman a green light. As guys, we gotta know that. Or it goes the other way around, too. I think sometimes, like, you can justify the infidelity if it's been done to you. Yeah.

C (7:43)

It doesn't make it right. It makes it an even worse relationship or whatever. But if you've been cheated on, you feel like you have a right to do it to them, too.

A (7:50)

I mean, think about it. Like, Denise Richards can pretty much do anything she wants with any guy right now on Charlie Sheen and get away with it.

C (7:57)

By the way, headlines out today that they might renew their valves.

A (8:00)

Yeah, that's.

B (8:01)

Well, well, there you go.

C (8:02)

Side note.

B (8:03)

There you go.

C (8:04)

Sidebar.

A (8:04)

Still need the voices. Guys are on. Good morning, Sarah. You're on all the hits. Q100. Hi.

D (8:08)

Good morning.

A (8:09)

Hi. Hello.

D (8:12)

Hi.

B (8:12)

What'd you do?

D (8:14)

Well, my boyfriend of two years cheated on me, and after that, decided he wanted to get back together, so I took him back for the specific purpose of breaking up with him. So broke up with him. And then he proposed and didn't have a return policy on the ring, and I, of course, said no.

C (8:33)

Oh, ouch.

D (8:36)

Yeah.

A (8:37)

You guys are so conniving.

C (8:39)

So he's got a nice rock he's walking around with, huh?

D (8:43)

Yeah, I think he took it back and exchanged it for some Christmas jewelry or something.

A (8:47)

But this all stems from him cheating, though.

D (8:50)

Oh, of course.

A (8:50)

If he doesn't cheat, then none of this happens. Right?

D (8:53)

Right.

A (8:53)

Okay. Thank you.

B (8:54)

I don't have the patience for it. Like, I'm thinking about. I don't know if I've ever go back with somebody just to get. Seek revenge when I'm sure I've had the motivation before, but I don't know if I think I'd get there and think, I can't do this. You know, I couldn't draw it out and stay with them long enough to do it.

A (9:09)

Yeah. I just want it to be over so I can move on and get screwed over by the next year.

B (9:13)

Yeah, exactly.

A (9:14)

Good morning, Lee. You're on the Burt Show. Hi.

D (9:16)

Hi.

E (9:17)

I was calling to tell you that I actually remarried someone so that I could divorce them instead of them having the doctor say they.

A (9:27)

No, you did not.

D (9:28)

Yes, I did.

E (9:29)

And I got my child out of it, too. Maybe I always wanted that. I couldn't have.

A (9:34)

So how long were you married?

E (9:36)

How long was I married? The first time?

A (9:38)

Yes.

E (9:40)

Oh, gosh, like seven or eight years.

A (9:42)

And you guys get divorced because he's screwing around or just the relationship deteriorated?

E (9:46)

No, he was convinced that I was screwing around, which was totally not true. And he would not father a child for me. Nothing. And divorced me, like, within moments. The moment he accused me of it was the moment he divorced me. And so I, you know, said this. This is not how this is going down.

C (10:06)

So you remarried the same guy?

E (10:08)

I remarried the same guy and was pregnant within, you know, months. Had the baby and divorced his behind immediately.

A (10:16)

Unreal.

C (10:18)

Oh, my goodness.

A (10:20)

A guy could never, ever do this.

C (10:23)

To live your life with that kind of drive.

A (10:27)

Say that again, Lee.

E (10:28)

I said so. Now I get child support, too.

A (10:32)

Thank you, Lee. The perfect ending.

B (10:36)

And there nothing happened. All that drama and nothing happened.

A (10:40)

And nothing happened except she got a kid out of the whole thing. The bird showed.