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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I think they're having sex. Wow. Oh, my God. Bitch. Oh, thank you. Thank you. She's in tears right now. I don't even know who it was yet. Oh, my God. Oh, I love you. Thank you. Oh, my God. Whoa. You hear that, ladies? Oh, my God. Thank you so much. All right, Wendy, what do you think that woman is so thankful for and emotional and crying about? Taylor Lautner just walked in the room. Serious? Shirt on or shirt off? Shirt off, of course. Melissa. What's she excited about? Somehow she's able to communicate or see a loved one who's been overseas. Like a military thing. Oh, that's a good one, Jen. Yeah, I was gonna say like a superstar or a fan or something. She's meeting, like, a Taylor Lautner for the first time. Yeah, she's like a fan of somebody. Like, he might have surprised her. Walked in the room and surprised her. Yeah, Jeff, I think she got a retweet on Twitter from me. Yes, you would. Of course. And Bert, this is from the same website. Holy different woman. I don't even know if I can say that. Here I am now in the hall of fame. I am just speechless. This is so ridiculous. I don't even know what to say, to be honest. This is just ridiculous. I am shaking so bad, and I'm so incredibly happy. And what thanks is ever really enough? Can you just say thank you and that'd be good? Oh, dear God. I don't even know what to say. Wendy. What's she also excited about? She got a gift of some magnitude, but I'm really thinking it's Kevin the fire breathing goat. These are all from the same website, by the way. These are all from the exact same website. Yeah. I don't know if it's the military thing more. I'm thinking that she has been awarded, like, a new home. Like, she's somebody who's been suffering through the recession. She got a new home. Chen. I am going with. She's been approved for adopting a baby. Cool. Oh, no, here we go. Wendy, you want to go get Jeff? I wished her a happy birthday on Facebook. Okay. Same website. I don't think I could ever give back what you've given me. To each and every one of you. You truly made my dream come true. Oh, I know what it is, addict. Like a swift kick in the ass. I'm crying, and I know I'm gonna have a headache from all the crying. Okay. All these women are very, very thankful and crying and emotional about it. Tracy, how come? Well, I wanted to say it was very strange reactions to getting engaged. Getting engaged. Very good answer. Not the right one. Well, so now that I heard the last one, though, I'm thinking something related to, like, auditioning for American Idol. That's good. Here's Chris. Good morning, Chris. You're on Q100. What are all those women so excited about? I don't know. My guy friend sounded like that during Lost, so I'm assuming it was like it was a Lost. They're all so thankful. The new season of Lost Is around. All right, let me play one last one for you. This may give it away. This is not me. This can't be happening to me again. I hope this is not a cruel joke. Got it. I did it. Oh, my God. I just almost got $3,000 and donations. Six, six, seven, six, seven. Donations. They've got me in there. Oh, my God. Thank you. I don't have to be in pain anymore. I don't have to be uneven. I got it. I got it. I saw it. I know it. I know it. She confirmed. Wait. You're so compelled. Had it even here. Oh, my God. Okay, we. We heard you say it earlier, Jen. Got it. Oh, my God. Jeff, what's your guess? I think it's women who've gotten breast enhancement surgery. You're absolutely right. Jeff. Got it. Jeff. Got it. Thanks, Melissa. Jeff, you were brilliant. Good job. It just came to me like the women were thankful because they're on that website where people give money, right? They give them money. They give them what? Yeah, boobs. That's what I said, Jen. They give them the money to get boobs and breast augmentation. There's a website that we've talked about before called My free Implants. And all of those women at one point or another have had men that have donated money. I like this better. I really thought it was farmville at the end because she goes, $3,000 donations. No, these are all implants. Wow. Oh, really? Come on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow. Oh, my God. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I don't even know who it was yet. Oh, my God. Oh, I love you. Thank you. Oh, my God. Wow. You hear that, ladies? Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Yours were so much sweeter, Melissa. I like my answers better. God, that's so ridiculous to me. My free implants, all those women got up to $3,000 of donations from dudes they don't even know that have gone and said, hey, yeah, sure, I'll hook you up. No problem. Creepy. Did we have the founder of that site up on one day? We had them on with us. I think we did. Yeah. And most women that called up that said that they were on the site were really happy that they went. I remember correctly, right? They sound really, really happy. 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Date: June 18, 2026
Hosts: The Bert Show Cast — Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy & team
In this episode, the Bert Show crew plays a guessing game with a hilarious and surprising twist. The main theme centers around the viral, emotional audio reactions of several women, with the cast trying to figure out the cause of their overwhelming excitement and gratitude. The segment is filled with witty banter, wild guesses, and a major reveal that’s equal parts funny and thought-provoking — touching on internet phenomena, unexpected generosity, and modern wish-fulfillment platforms.
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