B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Date: June 25, 2026
Featuring: Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, Josh Arnold, Chad Zumock, Allie Breen

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Episode Overview

This B&T Extra episode centers around the comedic advice segment “Sexy Time” with comedian Allie Breen, where listeners write in with questions and dilemmas on love, sex, and relationships. Led by the sharp-witted banter of the BOB & TOM crew, the episode delivers humor, candid discussions, and playful debates while addressing audience queries—from sex and relationships to the taboo and absurd.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

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1. Opening Sketch: The Guitarist Who’d Rather Rock Than Roll in the Hay

[02:14 – 04:07]

• Premise: A comedic bit where a man prefers playing guitar over intimacy with his partner.
• Highlights:
  • Double entendres around guitar lingo and sex (“I’m working on this great lick…” “Bring your tube in here and I’ll do my impression of a vacuum cleaner…”).
  • Playful exchanges about G strings (both the guitar string and underwear).
  • Josh Arnold delivers the punchline: “Better change that F hole to an A hole.”
• Tone: Light, classic B&T innuendo throughout.

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2. “Sexy Time” with Allie Breen

[04:12 – 19:09]

A. Letter 1: Ozempic, Confidence, and a Flatlined Bedroom

[04:28 – 07:10]

• Summary: A man writes about his girlfriend’s new confidence (after starting Ozempic—weight loss drug), increased attention from men, but no uptick in their sex life.
• Panel Insights:
  • Josh: “One of the side effects [of Ozempic] can be a loss of desire. You’re just not horny anymore.” [05:04]
  • Kristi Lee jokes about postpartum loss of libido.
  • Discussion on role play as a way to spice things up.
  • Tom suggests playfulness (i.e., pillow fights) to initiate intimacy—met with skepticism by Allie and others.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Kristi Lee: “I don’t even know what’s going on down there right now.” [05:33]
  • Bob: “Now it’s time for the old beef injection.” [06:19]
• Tone: Mostly comedic, lightly sympathetic.

B. Debate: The “Pillow Fight” Method

[06:30 – 09:30]

• Bob & Tom banter about the playful idea of starting intimacy with a pillow fight.
  • Tom insists playfulness leads to romance; the panel questions its real-life effectiveness.
  • Chad calls this “classic Tom behavior” of thinking his experiences are universal.
• Memorable Exchange:
  • Tom: “Your memories, your experiences, aren’t everyone’s, and you just assume they are.” [07:42]
  • Bob: “I’m going to be getting letters from guys that have gotten in these pillow fights. They’re going to thank me.” [10:11]

C. Internet Trends & “Maxing” Terms

[10:23 – 11:04]

• The group jokes about new internet “maxing” trends: looksmaxing, ball maxing, and the bizarre “sperm maxing.”
• Allie: “Wait, what’s sperm maxing? Just trying to increase your boys?” [10:42]
• Bob: “Guys are being told to dip their sacks in ice water by morons on the internet.” [10:55]

D. Letter 2: Secretive Boyfriend, Face-Down Phones, and Red Flags

[11:04 – 13:35]

• Summary: A woman suspects her boyfriend (whom she met on Hinge) might be hiding something—he’s unreachable after 4pm, claims to nap, is protective of his phone.
• Panel Insights:
  • Kristi Lee and Allie: Strong suggestion he may have a “double life”—possibly married.
  • Josh: “If you’re not available after 4 o’clock… you’d think he’d say ‘I’ll talk to you tomorrow, I’m going to bed early.’” [11:54]
  • Chad defends “phone face-down” etiquette for privacy and distraction, not necessarily deception.
  • Advice: Open phone policy in relationships can help build trust.
• Notable Moment:
  • Chad: “Anyone I’m in a relationship with, I always say: anytime you want to look at my phone, just ask me and I will hand it to you. Cause I don’t care.” [12:50]

E. Letter 3: Stepmom’s Dilemma—Discipline & Boundaries

[13:35 – 14:31]

• Summary: A stepmother asks if she should discipline her stepkids, who behave rebelliously during weekend visits.
• Panel Opinions:
  • Kristi: “They’re not your kids, right? Don’t mess with it.” [13:54]
  • Allie jokes: “Maybe lean in… ‘I’m not your mom. Go get tattoos.’” [14:09]
  • Conclusion: It's a tough bind with no easy fix; panel suggests involving the biological parent.

F. Letter 4: Body vs. Penis Size—What Do Women Want?

[14:31 – 16:47]

• Question: Would women prefer a partner with a great body and small penis, or an average/bad body and large penis?
• Allie’s Take: “Everything has to be like proportionate. I like a pretty good body… and also a pretty good penis.” [14:48]
• Discussion:
  • Panel debates scenario—personality excluded.
  • Kristi: “Doesn’t matter how big it is if they don’t know how to use it.” [16:07]
  • Bob: Brings up Greek statues as cultural context for penis size perceptions.

G. Letter 5: Work Wife, Flirty Texts, and Relationship Boundaries

[16:50 – 19:09]

• Summary: A wife catches her husband sending flirty texts to a coworker (“work wife”). He claims it’s harmless fun; she disagrees.
• Panel’s Take:
  • Chad: “It’s not cheating, though. He’s just flirting.” [17:20]
  • Allie: “That is the precursor [to cheating], kind of.” [17:24]
  • Advice: If a partner’s uncomfortable and sets a boundary, respect it—or risk relationship fallout. Jokes about “just lie” as the easy (if bad) solution follow.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Tom: “Don’t ever shortchange an argument when you can just lie.” [17:50]

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3. Running Gags & Notable Banter

• Pillow fight as sexual foreplay: Tom repeatedly pushes his theory—others tease his naivety.
• Maxing internet trends: New and ridiculous TikTok/Reddit “maxing” fads spark jokes.
• Bob fixates on Swiss pillow fight statistics: “Apparently the Swiss consider a pillow to the back of the head one of the most erotic…” [18:28]
• Allie’s cat attacks the camera mid-advice: Sparks a round of affectionate teasing. [17:59]
• References to Allie’s international boyfriend, Cyrus (not “Federico”)
• Joking about Tom’s worldview: “The sun goes around him.” [10:08]

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4. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Kristi Lee (on postpartum sex drive): “I don’t even know what’s going on down there right now.” [05:33]
• Bob Kevoian: “Now it’s time for the old beef injection.” [06:19]
• Tom Griswold (on pillow fighting and romance): “Your memories, your experiences, aren’t everyone’s, and you just assume they are.” [07:42]
• Chad Zumock: “Classic Tom behavior, where he likes something and assumes it applies to everyone.” [07:13]
• Josh Arnold (on transparency): “Anytime you want to look at my phone, just ask me and I will hand it to you. Cause I don’t care.” [12:50]
• Allie Breen (on romance): “Everything has to be like proportionate. I like a pretty good body… and also a pretty good penis.” [14:48]
• Chad Zumock: “Let’s be honest or just lie.” [17:45]
• Tom Griswold: “Don’t ever shortchange an argument when you can just lie.” [17:50]
• Bob Kevoian: “Apparently the Swiss consider a pillow to the back of the head one of the most erotic…” [18:28]

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5. Episode Timestamps for Key Segments

• 02:14 — Comedy sketch: Guitar versus sex
• 04:12 — Sexy Time segment begins; Allie Breen joins
• 04:28 — Letter 1 (Ozempic & sex life)
• 07:10 — The “pillow fight” debate
• 10:23 — Maxing trends discussion
• 11:04 — Letter 2 (Secretive boyfriend)
• 13:35 — Letter 3 (Stepmom & discipline)
• 14:31 — Letter 4 (Body vs. penis size)
• 16:50 — Letter 5 (Work wife texting controversy)
• 18:28 — Pillow fight “erotic” joke & sign-off banter

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6. Tone and Atmosphere

Warmly comedic, irreverently honest, and playfully raunchy. The BOB & TOM team’s rapid-fire banter—anchored by Allie Breen’s wry candor—delivers advice that’s as humorous as it is sometimes (accidentally) insightful. Even the toughest dilemmas are met with jokes, running gags, and the group’s trademark good-natured ribbing.

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If you missed the episode, this summary covers all major conversations, jokes, and advice—giving you both the laughs and the life-lessons (sort of) from Allie and the gang.

Transcript

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Commercial Announcer]

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[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Extra Host)]

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[Tom Griswold]

the guy who'd rather play guitar than have sex.

[Kristi]

Brian, honey, put that guitar down and come to bed, baby.

[Brian]

Yeah, in a minute, sweetie. I'm working on this great lick.

[Kristi]

Mmm. That's exactly what I'm wanting you to work on. In here?

[Brian]

No, man, the sound is awesome. In here sucks in the bedroom.

[Kristi]

You don't like sucky sounds, eh? I think I can make a sucky sound you're gonna love. Come Here, I've got a surprise for ya.

[Brian]

Oh, yeah? You got an old tweed Fender basement amp in there or something?

[Kristi]

An amp? No, I'm not talking about some stupid amp.

[Brian]

It's not stupid, baby. It's all about the vacuum tubes, you know?

[Kristi]

All right, you bring your tube in here and I'll do my impression of a vacuum cleaner for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, sure.

[Brian]

In a minute. I think I'm gonna change my G string first.

[Kristi]

Fel. What a coincidence. I just happen to be wearing a G string. Here, let me take it off and

[Allie Breen]

give it to you.

[Kristi]

Huh? Well, like what you see?

[Brian]

No, no, no, no. This won't work, man. I use 10 gauge strings.

[Commercial Announcer]

What is this?

[Brian]

This is like silk or satin or something. I can't get any decent tone out of that.

[Kristi]

All right, let me put this in terms you'll understand. You need to turn the amp off and turn me on. Right now?

[Brian]

Yeah, just stay on standby for a little bit while I work on my solo.

[Kristi]

Fine. Better get used to going solo because I'm leaving.

[Josh Arnold]

Have fun with that big chunk of

[Kristi]

wood in your hands.

[Brian]

This isn't a chunk of wood. This is a hollow body Gretch baby. It's got F holes. See?

[Josh Arnold]

Better change that F hole to an A hole.

[Brian]

Ooh, change the F to an A. Great idea how you move this cord.

[Tom Griswold]

This has been the guy who'd rather play guitar than have sex.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Extra Host)]

We know what you need. Here's another healthy dose of Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ali Breen has joined us. It's time for the show Sexy Time, in which people are kind enough to write letters asking for us to help them with their love troubles. They can reach you at a L L I B R E E N. Allie Breen, what have you got for us today?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend went on Ozempic and she looks great. And we're having way more fun in life. We go out a lot and she's getting attention from other men, which turns her on. But when we go home, our sex life hasn't increased at all. We have sex once a week and I try for more, but no luck. Is this a sign she's gonna leave me?

[Chad Zumock]

Wow, we really.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a lot going on here.

[Chad Zumock]

We really jumped to the worst possible scenario there.

[Kristi]

Yeah, he did.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

So is the implication here that they were having more sex prior to her using Ozempic?

[Kristi Lee]

I don't think so.

[Allie Breen]

I think the same amount of sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was going to say because I've done a deep dive on a lot of this weight Loss drug stuff. And one of the side effects can be a loss of desire. Sexual desire. I mean, sexual. They don't. You don't have that. You're just not horny anymore. So I don't know what I'm trying to say here.

[Kristi Lee]

Kind of like having a baby. You're like, I never want to have sex again.

[Chad Zumock]

You lose your libido.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. That's what I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a second. Altisman just. You just had a baby a couple weeks ago, right?

[Kristi Lee]

It was three months ago, but, yeah, it seems like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seems like two weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't ever want to have sex again?

[Kristi Lee]

I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't even know what's going on down there right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing's going to go in there because nothing's coming out.

[Kristi Lee]

Pretty much, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

After. After what came out? I'm done, right? Is that what you're saying?

[Kristi Lee]

Pretty much. A little scary, but no. For her, it just seems like she enjoys the attention from other guys. Couldn't you try role playing? Maybe that would spice it up.

[Chad Zumock]

Maybe.

[Allie Breen]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe once a week's just enough for her. I mean, that's.

[Drew Ski]

So.

[Chad Zumock]

What. What does he do then? Just.

[Josh Arnold]

He learned to live with it, or

[Tom Griswold]

have we done that? One of the surveys.

[Allie Breen]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

The average number of times the average couple do it in a week.

[Chad Zumock]

I think the last time we did it was five. And we all kind of went, whoa,

[Josh Arnold]

that's five in a week.

[Chad Zumock]

Yeah. The last time we talked about it,

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was three.

[Chad Zumock]

That's where we sort of landed. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think maybe he should go. You're looking great. Thanks to these Ozempic injections. And now it's time for the old beef injection.

[Chad Zumock]

Maybe that would increase your sex life.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, you know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

You hit her with a pillow. Now, Ally, I was making the following suggestion to Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it wasn't as. You were absolutely guaranteeing this. And it means sex. Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's just say. Let's just say Christy's husband, Andy, is brushing his teeth.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he finishes. It's. It's. This is in the evening, presumably right before bed. Yeah, it's right before bedtime. And he puts on the toothbrush and Christy whacks him with a pillow.

[Commercial Announcer]

This is gonna lead to frolicking much

[Tom Griswold]

worse than I remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's gonna be fun. And the next thing you know, they're gonna be engaged in this.

[Allie Breen]

No, I think he's like, why'd you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chad Zumock]

You're exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Ellie, what the hell's wrong with you? What's happening here?

[Chad Zumock]

This is sort of classic Tom behavior, where he likes something. It's very obvious when we were talking about it earlier that he loves this. Love?

[Allie Breen]

Yeah. He has some image in his head

[Chad Zumock]

of what's going to happen and therefore assumes this is just how life is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, it's a lot better than you put down the toothbrush and someone walks in. Did you see what just happened on the news? You're not going to believe who.

[Chad Zumock]

Well, nobody's arguing that.

[Kristi]

It's not better than that.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course it's better than that. But all you'd have to. I mean, you don't have to hit him with a pillow.

[Tom Griswold]

This gets back to my Tom. Your memories, your experiences aren't everyone's, and you just assume they are. Everybody went camp. Everybody had oil paintings made of themselves when they were six. Everybody. Father. Also, Ali works for the Supreme Court.

[Chad Zumock]

You've been in a pillow fight at some point in your life, Ali.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, yes, definitely.

[Chad Zumock]

Did you ever get to the point where the pillows burst open and feathers were flying everywhere? Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it happens in the movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, because my mom bought quality bedding.

[Chad Zumock]

We grew up in an episode of Facts of Life.

[Josh Arnold]

If your mother bought quality bedd, they wouldn't tear apart.

[Tom Griswold]

And he automatically assumes Ali did because he has this somehow this romantic version of Ally.

[Allie Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like, of course. Ally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ally, if this new, whatever, French boyfriend of yours. Don't you think it'd be really hot

[Commercial Announcer]

if you were in.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're in some fancy hotel, you're in

[Commercial Announcer]

the Four Seasons with this guy in

[Bob Kevoian]

Jamaica, and all of a sudden you brush your teeth, you get whacked with a pillow.

[Chad Zumock]

You know, again, you're phrasing it wrong. It's not. Don't you think you would be really hot? What you mean is that would be hot if somebody did that to me, I would find that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, Ally, your assignment for. When are you going to see. What's this guy's name again? Frederico?

[Allie Breen]

Cyrus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cyrus.

[Tom Griswold]

Cyrus. You're dating former Secretary of State Cyrus Vance.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chad Zumock]

And you can say Cyrus as many times. It's forever for Rico.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you whack Cyrus with a pillow.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me know what happens.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, he's gonna be so confused. He's gonna be like, are we five? What's happening? Why are you trying to start a pillow?

[Bob Kevoian]

And then you say, no, you are seven, monsieur.

[Tom Griswold]

So you like the French accent, too?

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought he was French. Switzerland's French. Same thing I did. They just Surrender quicker.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Right when you write your rights.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's get to our next letter. This one didn't work.

[Tom Griswold]

This one just. Letters broke.

[Bob Kevoian]

We can't help you, lady.

[Chad Zumock]

Lady, it was a man.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, lady, we can't help you, lady or Ally.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't listen to anything anybody does anymore. You just don't listen.

[Chad Zumock]

He's made it very clear he's not interested in any of us. Any person.

[Allie Breen]

No, it's him.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. And the sun goes around him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to be getting letters from guys that have gotten in these pillow fights. They're going to thank me.

[Chad Zumock]

Thank me.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah. Tom thinks he's starting a trend. Going to be a new romantic thing that's happening.

[Commercial Announcer]

It'll be.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'll be called pillow fight maxing. We were talking about this maxing stuff. The latest one, by the way, Ali, is. What is it?

[Commercial Announcer]

Sperm maxing.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had fiber maxing, looks maxing, protein

[Commercial Announcer]

maxing and ball maxing.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the new phrase in the Internet.

[Allie Breen]

Wow. Wait, what's sperm maxing? There's trying to just increase your voice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, because us.

[Commercial Announcer]

What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sperm counts are way down internationally for some reason, but.

[Allie Breen]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guys are being told to dip their sacks in ice water by morons on the Internet. I'm sorry. Okay, well, let's move forward. What have we got, Ally?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, I met a guy on Hinge and we got really serious after two months. Occasionally I can't get a hold of him from like 4pm on and he'll just say he took a nap or went to bed early with the ringer off. But it worries me a little bit. He's definitely protective of his phone when we're together. And I've never been able to glance and see who he's texting or what's going on. And it's always face down on a table or couch when I'm with him. How big of a red flag is this big?

[Kristi Lee]

He's home with his family after 4pm, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Like after work, you could be married.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, I mean, like wife and kids.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If they got serious after two months, I call that love bombing quickly. And yeah, if he's hiding things, that. That's crazy.

[Chad Zumock]

Well, we don't know that he's actually hiding anything. That's just.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but if you're not available after

[Kristi Lee]

4 o', clock, surely you could reach him at 5.

[Chad Zumock]

You would think he would go. You would think he would say, like, hey, I'll talk to you tomorrow. I'm gonna go to bed early.

[Kristi]

Right?

[Chad Zumock]

He'd be. Yeah, proactive.

[Kristi Lee]

I sleep 16 hours a day.

[Chad Zumock]

But did you. I'm a phone down guy. And no matter where I'm at.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, interesting.

[Chad Zumock]

Because I don't. I mean, I got so used to putting it face down so that if it goes off while I'm here at work, it doesn't distract me. And also, if I'm at dinner with people, I always just keep my phone down.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're supposed to want to protect the glass.

[Chad Zumock]

And I also. That's also.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're supposed to put it down to protect the glass.

[Chad Zumock]

That was also a fear of mine, was that I was protecting it or I felt like I was protecting it more by keeping it down.

[Brian]

So.

[Chad Zumock]

But that's something. But that's something I explain when I am with people.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not hiding.

[Bob Kevoian]

We see.

[Chad Zumock]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

We seem to get a lot of letters with the same theme, which is, yeah, I want to get a hold of his phone and look at this phone and blah, blah, blah.

[Chad Zumock]

Anyone I'm in a relationship with. I always say, anytime you want to look at my phone, just ask me and I will hand it to you. Cause I don't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you make suggestions how so once they get on your phone, if you want to see some really hot pictures.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Chad Zumock]

Yeah. Go to the folder marked playtime.

[Allie Breen]

Josh, has any girl ever taken you up on that? Has any girl ever been like, show me your phone?

[Chad Zumock]

They haven't. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to the folder marked pillow fight

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot. Let's get to our next letter. We're speaking with comedian Allie Breen and I'll spell it for you because you want to reach her, of course. A L L, I B R E E N. Allie is a New York City based international comedian and she is the host of Sexy Time. What else have you got? Allie?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, I'm a stepmom to two high schoolers and their mom has full custody. We have them on the weekends and the kids swear openly, wear tiny crop tops and short, short skirts. I'm pretty sure the oldest is drinking. I want to reprimand them, but my husband said it'll just start a war. What would you guys do here?

[Kristi Lee]

They're not your kids, right?

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Don't mess with it.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a tough one.

[Chad Zumock]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I think it was all. He's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, yeah, I know, but at least talk to him and have him try to get something done.

[Allie Breen]

I mean, maybe lean in. Be like, I'm not your mom. Go get tattoos. Let's push this further.

[Kristi Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's put you on the pill. Let's go.

[Commercial Announcer]

Go get tattooed.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's show mommy. And let's all get matching tattoos. Yeah, that'd be good.

[Bob Kevoian]

We can't fix this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a tough. That's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's move on.

[Allie Breen]

This one's okay. Broad question. Dear Ally, Does a woman want a man with a great body and small penis or an average body or bad body and large penis?

[Chad Zumock]

This is a great question. What do you think, Ally? What's your preference?

[Allie Breen]

I think everything has to be like proportionate. I think I like a pretty good body. It doesn't have to be great. And also a pretty good penis. It doesn't have to be huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty good penis.

[Chad Zumock]

Okay, but let's go ahead and just stick with this strict scenario. There are two men in front of you and you have to choose one. One what you consider to be a terrible body but a great looking wiener, or the other a great body but a small, almost useless.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it that small that it's useless?

[Chad Zumock]

Well, I, you know. Okay, so what are you going for?

[Allie Breen]

That's really hard, actually. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's not real at all. Never really.

[Chad Zumock]

I should say useless. You can have. Yeah. You'll be able to have sex with either, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Allie Breen]

I need it to be really hard. So I don't know how to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does the personality come in with at.

[Chad Zumock]

In this case?

[Allie Breen]

Just if it's your significant other? I'd maybe say not great body, good penis. Okay. But really big is the problem because

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care about really, really big either.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, that's a.

[Chad Zumock]

That can be a negative, can't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it can.

[Chad Zumock]

I've had many complaints.

[Tom Griswold]

That explains a lot.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't think it matters how big it is if they don't know how to use it either. You know what I mean? Like, cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. We're getting too many factors involved here. Like.

[Chad Zumock]

Yeah, right. So it's just these basic parameters that the. The letter writer has laid out.

[Bob Kevoian]

And wasn't the assumption back in the day that it was vulgar being large and all the Greek statues were small

[Chad Zumock]

because it was considered gauche, which is hilarious. Boy, look at that. Look at that. Look at that guy's huge rod.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that Adonis like slave with the huge rod. You don't like him, do you, sweetie?

[Chad Zumock]

That's vulgar after Labor Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have time for one more letter. Ally, what have you got?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, I caught my husband sending flirty texts with a coworker. He says it's his work wife, and it's kind of a joke. And nothing's ever gone past the texting. I told him that's still cheating and still a violation. Oh, my cats are at my camera and still a violation. I said that he has to stop, and he said, they're just friends and I'm overreacting. What should I do?

[Chad Zumock]

Oh, man. If you really want him to stop and you told him that he should, he should stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the nature of the texts?

[Josh Arnold]

Are they flirty?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, then that's a problem.

[Chad Zumock]

Yeah, it's not cheating, though. He's just flirting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Allie Breen]

You know, I mean, that is the precursor, kind of.

[Chad Zumock]

Sure, I get that.

[Josh Arnold]

If.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if it's done in a way that it could be perceived as being.

[Chad Zumock]

But one of the problems. Joke is potentially that you went to him and said, you are cheating. And that's where he said, I'm over. You're overreacting. I agree with him. But he needs to stop if you're not cool with it. Or he needs to tell you that he stopped.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, let's.

[Chad Zumock]

Let's be honest or just lie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, don't ever shortchange an argument when you just lie.

[Chad Zumock]

Exactly. Yeah, that's real easy. Okay, honey, I won't do that anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now Allie, Ally's holding her big black pussycat. Ally hates you.

[Chad Zumock]

You should hear the conversation around here, Elliot. They're more concerned about where you are than they are their own children.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, he lives in London, and I

[Tom Griswold]

just want to say that. That Christy is really happy for you. With you trying you traveling around the globe at a moment's notice. She's very happy in London during.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did a little research during this. During our interview with you, and apparently in the Swiss consider a pillow to the back of the head one of the most erotic.

[Drew Ski]

Oh, is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, the Internet can verify any harebrained schem.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I want you to wrap Federico in the back of the head with this.

[Josh Arnold]

Cyrus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Does he smoke galas? What are those things called?

[Allie Breen]

Reaction is.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does he smoke American cigarettes?

[Tom Griswold]

He smokes Players.

[Allie Breen]

No, he like everyone else, he vapes, everyone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he vapes.

[Chad Zumock]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, get ready to r an iron lung.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, jeez.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, Ally, we'll see you.

[Allie Breen]

Bye, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think she's gonna stop calling.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't call today. My husband's on the lung today. He can't be left alone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we rent it. He only has it from 10 to 2.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

We gotta wheel it.

[Tom Griswold]

We're on a lung sharing program.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Extra Host)]

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