The BOB & TOM Show - August 10, 2026

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Episode Title: The BOB & TOM Show - August 10, 2026
Release Date: August 10, 2026
Hosts & Cast: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Jess Hooker, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers a classic blend of joking banter, weird news stories, musical tributes, and offbeat conversation—perfect for fans who love their comedy with a side of pop culture, sports, and the occasional culinary oddity. Returning from staggered vacations, the hosts catch up, recount recent adventures (and misadventures), answer hilarious listener mail, and riff about everything from eating python fillets to abandoned “ghost ships” teeming with cats.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Returning from Vacation & Dog Stories

[04:00 - 05:30]

• Chick and Tom reunite after individual breaks; light-heartedly acknowledge their “FOMO” for the show.
• Tom discusses his new puppy, commenting on its blue eyes and sharp claws.
  • "You look at a blue-eyed dog, you go, okay, what does he know that I don't?" – Tom ([04:15])
• Chick shares anecdotes about his aging golden retriever, Mrs. Monkey.

2. Culinary Curiosity: Python & Camel Sausage

[05:49 - 07:54]

• Recapping “Snake Day,” when Jess cooked python fillets in response to a listener’s suggestion.
  • “A cross between chicken and tuna fish in texture. That's really weird.” – Jess ([06:30])
• The team rates the snake experience: mostly “gross,” with Josh dissenting “it was okay.”
• Camel sausage and questionable Christian rock band names get a shout-out.

3. Classic Bob & Tom Banter: Workplace Ribbing

[08:21 - 13:14]

• Discussion shifts to vacation scheduling and subtle on-air squabbles.
• Humorous exchange about weight loss and friendly ball-busting.
  • “How much do I have to lose? Give me an effing number.” – Josh ([10:00])
• Revisiting the “awkward last names” show from last week.
• Tom’s theory: "Best nicknames are given, not self-proclaimed." ([13:06])

4. Sports Roundup: WNBA, NASCAR, and More

[13:23 - 14:53]; [31:22 - 34:32]; [47:52 - 49:27]

• Chick covers WNBA player Kayla McBride’s 10 three-pointers record-breaking game.
  • “That should be the lead story out of the WNBA, but, of course, we know how media works...” – Josh ([49:07])
• NASCAR: Ty Gibbs wins in Iowa.
• Miscellaneous debate: “Is the WNBA using drama to boost ratings?”

5. Weird News: The Sheep Traffic Jam

[18:34 - 22:05]

• Indianapolis crash releases 18 sheep onto the highway: the sheep formed a single line and stayed in their lane.
  • “Apparently, they didn't want to exit.” – Tom ([19:31])
• Goat jokes and Greek food puns abound, kicking off a debate about the pronunciation—“gyro,” “hero,” or “euro.”

6. Fast Food Fusion & Childhood Lunchboxes

[40:00 - 43:32]

• Storytime about mixing food from various fast food chains, inspiring nostalgia for Royal Castle, White Castle, and the “drive-thru apocalypse.”
  • “McDonald’s fries, Whopper from Burger King, tacos from Taco Bell, fries from Rally’s, beef & cheddar from Arby’s…” – Listener Daryl ([42:03])
• Discussion of middle school fashion hazards: “carrying a lunchbox or briefcase” was social suicide.

7. Inappropriate Names and Listener Mail

[11:39 - 13:14]; [127:23 - 133:16]

• In-depth riff on unfortunate names ("Dick Porn," "Bonita Gooch," "Brandon Whipple").
  • “I think Gooch is a cool last name.” – Chick ([130:04])
  • “This was an actual obituary: Richard ‘Dick’ Porn.” – Jess ([128:11])
• Listener mail covers local customs, “brain farts,” and regional hunting festivals.

8. Weekend in History: From Corn Flakes to Bikini Spiders

[59:40 - 68:03]

• Tom leads a “Weekend in History” segment – from the anti-masturbatory origins of corn flakes ([62:00]) to the controversy over the song "Louie Louie" ([68:46]), and tales about “bikini spiders” and tan lines.
  • “He believed that a bland diet would reduce sexual desire.” – Tom ([63:01])

9. Strange Laws and Warning Labels

[104:11 - 111:53]

• Cornell University bans processing wild animals (someone skinned a bear in the communal kitchen).
• Funny (but real) product warnings, including “remove baby before collapsing stroller” and “unwrap suppositories before use.”
  • “Some of these are ridiculous—like, 'Never iron your clothes while they're being worn.'” – Jess ([107:36])
• The group shares their personal mishaps with hotel irons and risky behavior.

10. Oddball News: Ghost Ship Full of Cats

[159:53 - end]

• Creepy local story: authorities discover an unmanned sailboat filled with 30 cats off Tacoma, WA.
  • “At any given time, there are almost 300 ghost ships out there.” – Josh ([153:00])
  • The cast wonders: cat hoarders, breeding, or pirate cats?

11. Fashion Fad: “Fecal Matter” Makes Headlines

[143:00 - 147:55]

• Avant-garde French fashion label “Fecal Matter” is spotted on red carpets, prompting mockery and confusion.
  • “I googled ‘Demi Moore in fecal matter’—boy, did I get a surprise.” – Tom ([143:50])
  • “Their looks include…skin boots made to look like realistic feet.” – Jess ([144:31])
• The team also roasts “barrel jeans” and muses on fleeting fashion trends.

12. Musical Bits & Springsteen-Style Improv

[89:44 - 93:49]; [150:06 - 152:25]

• Pat Godwin performs a Bruce Springsteen-style improv song based on Jess’s life details (“Jess, Jeep, caretaker, New Palestine”).
• Godwin also delivers their classic “Pumpkin Spice” parody (by request).

13. Love & Money: Does Your Wallet Affect Romance?

[100:24 - 103:55]

• Jess shares a survey: 25% say finances have blocked them from finding love; 40% of Gen Z agree.
• The cast debates “cheap dates,” creative dating on a budget, and whether women care about financial flash.

14. Lotteries and Generosity

[155:38-159:44]

• Group debates the etiquette of sharing lottery winnings among colleagues: Is $100,000 per coworker generous out of a $500M jackpot?
  • “If you get $500 million, you’re not going to just tip us out a million?” – Chick ([157:07])

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On blue-eyed puppies:
  “You look at a blue-eyed dog, you go, okay, what does he know that I don't?” – Tom Griswold ([04:15])

• On cooking python:
  “A cross between chicken and tuna fish in texture. That's really weird.” – Jess Hooker ([06:30])

• On workplace teasing:
  “How much do I have to lose? Give me an effing number.” – Josh Arnold ([10:00])

• On savoring the pumpkin spice trend:
  “October's got the pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice, yeah, pumpkin spice—put it in your madam, you know… make your dookie smell nice!” – Pat Godwin, singing ([151:08])

• On unfortunate names:
  “Richard. Dick Porn… He passed away unexpectedly on July 1st.” – Jess Hooker ([128:11])

• On odd label warnings:
  “Remove baby before collapsing stroller.” – Jess Hooker ([106:15])

• On stingy lottery splits:
  “If you get $500 million, you’re not going to just tip us out a million?” – Chick McGee ([157:07])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------------|------------------| | Return from vacation & dog stories | 04:00 – 05:30 | | Culinary oddities: Python and camel | 05:49 – 07:54 | | On-air squabbles & weight loss jokes | 08:21 – 13:14 | | Sports: WNBA, NASCAR | 13:23 – 14:53; 31:22–34:32; 47:52–49:27 | | Sheep traffic jam | 18:34 – 22:05 | | Fast food mixing & lunchbox flashbacks | 40:00 – 43:32 | | Problematic names | 11:39 – 13:14; 127:23–133:16 | | Weekend in history: Corn flakes, songs, bikinis | 59:40 – 68:03 | | Strangest warning labels & laws | 104:11 – 111:53 | | Ghost ship of cats | 159:53 – end | | “Fecal Matter” fashion & barrel jeans | 143:00 – 147:55 | | Godwin’s musical parodies | 89:44 – 93:49; 150:06-152:25 | | Love & money: can’t buy love? | 100:24 – 103:55 | | Lottery windfall debate | 155:38 – 159:44 |

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Tone & Style

The show’s tone is snarky, sharp, irreverent, and filled with genuine camaraderie—even as the crew ribs each other and veers off-track. The language is infused with quick puns, playful insults, and running in-jokes familiar to regular listeners. No ad time, minimal segues—the focus is on content, laughs, and listener engagement.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

• Expect plenty of laughs—even (especially) at the expense of the hosts themselves.
• Animal antics (from blue-eyed puppies to a boat of feral cats) abound.
• If you like weird news (sheep on highways, banned wild bear butchery in dorm kitchens, ghost ships), this is your episode.
• Foodies & fast-food nostalgics get solid representation.
• Pat Godwin’s musical parody bits are must-hear.
• If you love banter about language, fashion, pop culture, and names (the more awkward, the better), this is classic Bob & Tom.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

What am I gonna do? I've gotta get this box to Los Angeles by tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

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[Ryan Reynolds]

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[Tom Griswold]

It's too big.

[Chick McGee]

Well then overnight it by train.

[Tom Griswold]

By train? All the way across the country. Overnight? Are you crazy?

[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

Hold it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're telling me you can get this 2,000 pound package from New York to LA overnight? By train?

[Chick McGee]

Norfolk and Way Pal. Overnight. Absolutely, positively, absolutely, positively we will get

[Jess Hooker]

you through it There's Norfolk and Way cows.

[Chick McGee]

We are gonna do it when you go by rail no package is too large and we'll get it there overnight Norfolk and Way Pal that's the name we do it by train, cross country by rail overnight There's Norfolk and Way

[Jess Hooker]

pal Here at the Bronx Zoo we actually shipped Washoe the gorilla to the

[Tom Griswold]

San Diego Zoo overnight.

[Jess Hooker]

We had to pry his ey on the west coast, but he's fine now. Absolutely, positively, absolutely, positively we will get

[Chick McGee]

you through it There's Norfolk and Way

[Pat Godwin]

how we are going to do it?

[Chick McGee]

Ask yours by name. Overnight by train Norfolkan Way pal. Norfolk, Virginia hey, hey, hey. Put that down. Come on in. Take off your skin. Rattle around in your, in your bones. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom and I have not seen each other for two weeks. Longtime listeners understand every. The weight of that. That statement. Wish all of us luck. There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey man. I'm Chick. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, Mr. A lot. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

I know you miss. Miss a day. Miss a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

I have.

[Chick McGee]

I, I know I have FOMO with this place.

[Josh Arnold]

I really do.

[Tom Griswold]

You're probably wondering why I'm wearing this band aid on my wrist.

[Chick McGee]

It's a, it's that little puppy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's that little puppy.

[Chick McGee]

He's a sweet baby.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got some sharp claws. But yet. 3:30 in the morning, one outside.

[Chick McGee]

You know what he is? He's not a big sweetie. He's a baby sweetie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. 7.2 pounds. Took him to the vet on Friday.

[Chick McGee]

So you've, you've seen the paws on him. You can tell by the pictures he's going to be about 110.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the vet said she'll be able to tell me in a couple months. Not on how big he's going to be, but he's got blue eyes, which I've never had a blue eyed dog before.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like blue eyed dogs. That freaked me out.

[Tom Griswold]

It, you know something? It's, it is somewhat disturbing, I'm telling you, right? You look at a blue eyed dog, you go, okay, what does he know that I don't?

[Jess Hooker]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on with this guy?

[Chick McGee]

Very, very smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And he also has an ear piercing. Yelp.

[Chick McGee]

You step on him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, exactly. He tends to get underfoot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, you'll step on him.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to shuffle. It's like you're in a field of stingrays. You gotta shuffle. You can't pick up your feet around it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Mrs. Monkey, my golden retriever will be 13 years old in 16 days. This day doesn't trust me when I open the door for her because when she was a puppy, I was distracted or something, someone yelled at me and I turned around and I shut the door on her and she every. Now come on in and she'll. Okay, well there, yeah, now we'll go in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my big dog. You have to open the door and you have to step away. He won't go through the doorway. If you're any. You have to open the door, then stand back 10ft. Okay. Your highness.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Want me to play the trumpets and

[Jess Hooker]

your dog steps on your foot every time she comes in?

[Chick McGee]

Every time. Every. Just to show me who's boss. She steps on my foot on purpose.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a good luck thing. The way I always touch the side of a plane when I get on board.

[Jess Hooker]

That's how I feel about my dog James. He sneezes on the back of your legs as when you walk out. He wants you to walk out first, and then he follows you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and then he sneezes on you.

[Jess Hooker]

Sneezes on you.

[Josh Arnold]

How. How nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Every. No matter who it is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Every time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd love to have that ability sneeze.

[Chick McGee]

I've never. I've heard of a schnauzer. I've never heard of a sneezer.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you've missed a lot, chick. Lucky you. You missed Snake Day.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You missed Snake Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to explain what we did?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So do you remember when we covered the python hunt?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What started this with the wild man in Florida?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Well, a listener wrote in and told us that you could order python fillets and have them sent and. And you can cook them. And that's what we did.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet baby Jesus.

[Jess Hooker]

So I did. I cooked.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any left? He said, hoping not.

[Jess Hooker]

No, there wasn't any left. Like we throw it away. It was so bad.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. No. What it. Was it too gamey? Was it too Oscar?

[Josh Arnold]

And I thought it was okay. Yeah, yeah. Not bad.

[Jess Hooker]

Cross between chicken and tuna fish in texture. And texture. Yeah, it was very weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird. After I could barely eat any.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't even. Don't even listen.

[Tom Griswold]

I got enough.

[Jess Hooker]

We still have camel sausage left if you want to try that, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

You know, my doctor said stay away from the camel.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of our listeners, astute listeners, remembered camel sausage was the name of Donnie Baker's Christian band.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Christian rock. Was that camel sausage?

[Chick McGee]

I think it was okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. Was. The snake was awful.

[Chick McGee]

I did you bread it. Did you?

[Jess Hooker]

No, we wanted to taste the real flavor of the snake.

[Chick McGee]

Have all the snake come through. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As I recall, you didn't you poach it for 12 hours?

[Jess Hooker]

I had to because I. I tried to pan sear it and it was so tough you couldn't bite through it. So I put it in the crock pot for 12 hours so that we

[Chick McGee]

could just at least chew it so as.

[Tom Griswold]

And it wasn't. It wasn't blackened or anything.

[Jess Hooker]

No. No flavor.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

No seasoning.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember I was at a restaurant, and they asked if I wanted it black, and I said, no, I want the white snake. And the server went, here we go again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

There's Tony Kitang.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't. You can't keep me down.

[Chick McGee]

So as we look toward our future and the world and the shortage of traditional foods, we shouldn't look toward the snake.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll look toward them before I look to bugs.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah, that's fair.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll eat the bugs.

[Chick McGee]

You'll eat the bugs.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe you'll actually try the bug.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, thinking about. I had about a. A breath. Mince worth.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Jess Hooker]

And you spit it right out.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because it tasted terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a contact lensworth.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

And not a cock. I saw your face, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

No, it wasn't. It wasn't chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was snake. I think we went over at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you measure that by.

[Chick McGee]

I was a little worried about coming in here today. You know, you get off your time off. You got to get up to speed. And I'm sitting here, and I'm. Because we all used to. We always used to take. All of us take vacation in the summer, and at Christmas, all of us

[Jess Hooker]

would take it together at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

It was all mandated.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now somebody said we need to stagger it, which is a great idea. So I'm sitting here just enjoying the body language and the voice inflection of Josh's interaction with Tom. Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Last week was a doozy.

[Chick McGee]

I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

Did we have issues?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

A couple of isolated incidents.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do I not remember these things?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's what. That's the way I was.

[Jess Hooker]

You remember when we had the good times? Remember when. When our guest was here last Wednesday?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, st. Str. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a little moment.

[Tom Griswold]

There was.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Little tiny one.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Oh, wait. We. We can. We can go back to the tape. We'll watch it later.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I don't want to bring.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to bring anything up that is bad. I just want to.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Well, since. Since apparently the two parties don't remember.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's good. The rest of us thought it was entertaining.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. That's exactly the. I was sitting here when he and Pat fought one day off the air, and I'm like, well, I. I don't want to be here at all. Then the next day, they're like, hey, man, Can I get you a coffee?

[Tom Griswold]

I had a fight with Derek Stroop.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

They're saying that you and I had a moment. I don't remember this.

[Jess Hooker]

You said, how much weight do I have to lose to make this stop?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Give me a number. Give me a number now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Who brought that up?

[Chick McGee]

Please continue.

[Jess Hooker]

I think Derek was being very complimentary.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Of.

[Jess Hooker]

Of how your look has changed in the last 10 years. He saw a very old video of you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Since then, I've lost a lot of weight. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I confronted you a couple weeks in the hallway and I said, seriously?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You look at old videos.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I say that made you mad?

[Pat Godwin]

Because you.

[Tom Griswold]

I've often said, how much weight you've lost.

[Josh Arnold]

Some pizza jokers. I forget. I don't even remember. That's all I said.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know if there's a specific bit that we'. Constantly.

[Josh Arnold]

So I looked at you and I said, how much do I have to lose? Give me an effing number, I think is what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just said.

[Josh Arnold]

I said effing. I didn't say.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I, I don't recall any of that.

[Chick McGee]

You showed amazing restraint.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you were too busy laughing at your pizza joke to hear anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it, Was it really a pizza joke?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it was salad. I'm so, so fat.

[Tom Griswold]

I am the fattest.

[Josh Arnold]

I am fat. Full body

[Tom Griswold]

here's the best. Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Take them panties off and put the salami on me with the bread stick.

[Pat Godwin]

I always forget about the pig meat with the breadstick.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't it be unfortunate if Tom played that today?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't want to hear Tom play, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't touch my machine. I know, I know, I know. I don't have the ability,

[Chick McGee]

see, because you're laughing so hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Yes, I enjoyed your inappropriate last name program last week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is Keegan as first name. Is that a male name or is that, Is that a gender neutral name?

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe male. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Only based on Keegan Michael Key.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. I have a. I think I have a friend who has a Keegan as a daughter. In any event, Keegan's last name is Keego.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's Kegel.

[Tom Griswold]

Kegel's bowling.

[Chick McGee]

Is that bowling?

[Tom Griswold]

Kegel's last name is Laycock. That's not too bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Keegan Lecock.

[Tom Griswold]

Laycock. L A Y C O C. K? Oh, we have. I came across a thing over the weekend. A friend of mine who's in law enforcement sent this to me and then I had to do a triple check on it. It was a name in an obituary that I found somewhat astonishing. And then I got on the topic of some oddball names out there in the headlines. And we'll have a few of them. I can see Ms. Hooker shaking her head. Yeah, we triple checked that. Okay, that's this poor guy's name.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'd think.

[Chick McGee]

And you've, you've actually checked it out?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's lived with this name.

[Tom Griswold]

Not anymore, but he, he did live with it. It's a, it's gone, it's an obit, but.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're, if you have a child named Richard, don't go with Dick as a nickname. Particularly if you're.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes you don't get to choose your nickname. Actually, the best nicknames are, are given not, not self proclaimed.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's, it's hard to believe that there's still little dicks out there. You know, Big junior, Big Dick. Little Dick, yeah. Okay, now coming up in sports, coming

[Chick McGee]

up in sports, we got. They're shooting threes in wnba, you know that, huh? And we got technical fouls being issued and then rescinded. And then you've got technical fouls and a flagrant two and the player ejected. And then the black and white thing. In the end, WNBA has come up and the girl that was fouled was white and the lady who fouled her was black. And I got news for the wnba. It's not about black and white is about green. Okay, Just go play the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this actually helping them? Oh, sure, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there's kind of a good cop, bad cop thing going.

[Chick McGee]

Look to Vince McMahon. This is the best thing that's gonna. The next time Sophie Cunningham and. And I've the lady who father is out of my head. But they get together, it'll be pretty good ratings.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now we have also coming up in the news, a real variety of things today, including a story out of Scotland about a place that all the locals call the Penis Woods.

[Josh Arnold]

The Penis Woods.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you'll see why immediately when you see the photograph.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's got to be the trees.

[Tom Griswold]

Also we have a new story about Guinness.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't see the penis for the trees, Jake.

[Chick McGee]

You're too close to the penis. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the penis is made of trees. We'll get to it. So is the forest a Guinness bottle that I think might end up being a Guinness world record of all random things.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also a new fashion brand out there and it is indeed called Fecal Matter.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

It's what it is called Fecal Matter

[Jess Hooker]

translates to fecal Matter.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It is the. A direct translation. It's matier fecal.

[Chick McGee]

And. And it's what? So a soda pop.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fashion. And the likes of Zendaya and Demi Moore, Lady Gaga are all wearing fecal Matter. We'll get to that. And then I think a topic is going to be what movies would maybe be unlikely to turn into a stage play. We kind of have one out there. We'll find out about that right now.

[Chick McGee]

Deer Hunter, Is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

A musical might be rough.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be Pull the trigger, put his gun. Never mind Hyundai, he's got their special getaway sales event going on and you can get away with the deal.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. It almost feels wrong. From Hyundai. It's the getaway sales right now. Great deals on Hyundai's most popular models, including adventure ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or the Santa Fe hybrid or the Tucson or the Tucson Hybrid. Christy Lee says she gets about 35 miles per gallon with her Hyundai hybrid. Get all the information by visiting HyundaiUSA.com by the way, also out there right now in the special event, the bold and stylish Elantra with all the latest technology or all electric. You want to go there? Well, the Ionic 5 or the Ioniq 9. So get down to your local Hyundai dealer, take a test drive, get away with a deal you'll love during the famous Hyundai getaway sales event. Once again, you can visit HyundaiUSA.com and get a lot more details about that event. Also coming up in the news, we have rules for very specific occasions. Yes, we're signed rules in a knife fight. Remember how we've often said there's a law and they had to make the law because something happened?

[Chick McGee]

There was a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a. Well, we're gonna have a handful of those that are coming to us in the news. Plus a request for a song from Patty G. I'll remind you Pat Godwin is at the Astra Theater in Jasper, Indiana. Coming up Saturday, August 22nd, the return of Mr. Godwin Live. Thanks to our friends at the Razor WRZR, they're sponsoring that show for Pat Godwin. For ticket information, astratheater.com these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show

[Jess Hooker]

introducing Meta glasses.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Meta, any last minute tables for two tonight?

[Jess Hooker]

Sure. There's a great Italian restaurant 15 minutes away.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Meta, where's the nearest flower shop?

[Jess Hooker]

Five minutes away, straight down Broadway past the bodega. Their lilies are trending on Instagram.

[Josh Arnold]

Just saying.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Meta, am I forgetting anything else?

[Jess Hooker]

How about setting a calendar reminder for next year?

[Chick McGee]

Meta glasses available in more than 20 styles. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. I'm Chick McGee and there's my buddy Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick. I'm Ms. Hooker. I like that striped shirt. Kind of a wide stripes, vertical. Looks like you'd be selling ice cream.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

With a little. No, I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

Good. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we had an interesting story Friday. We get, we have a lot of stories about Rex in which certain things spill out of trucks. We've had everything from bees to honey to beer to honey, everything. It's eventually a truck has it and it spills.

[Chick McGee]

KitKat bars.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. We've had candy bars. This was a incident on a freeway in Indianapolis called I465, a freeway that circles the city. There was a three vehicle crash. And what, there's a photograph of what happened. Sheep were released onto the highway. And there's a photograph of this. And what's really fascinating is have you seen this picture, Chick? The sheep are all in line. They stayed in a single line and they also stayed in their lane. They're the second lane over. So apparently they didn't want to exit.

[Chick McGee]

They're in the. Are they in the slow lane or the middle lane?

[Tom Griswold]

They're in the middle lane.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sheep. The crash involved a semi tractor trailer and a truck hauling 18 sheep. You can see the 18 sheep here.

[Chick McGee]

I believe in the sheep world there are captains and they lead the flock of sheep. What are they, herd of sheep? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's interesting is that they did not, they kept going straight. They did not turn around. And it turns out because they were female sheep and they don't make U turns.

[Josh Arnold]

You understand,

[Chick McGee]

My favorite story about that is that Los Angeles, Los Angeles Rams, their cheerleaders were. They may still be, I don't know, the embraceable ewes.

[Tom Griswold]

The other reason I know so little about farm stuff, the only reason I know that a ewe is a female sheep is because of crossword puzzles.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

E, W, E. It's tricky.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that's in handy in the world of crossword puzzle. But there's. By the way, the sheep were all rounded up. Everything's okay, by the way. And it does not say where they. It says, quote. It was not immediately clear where the sheep were being taken.

[Jess Hooker]

We assumed it was the state fair because it was a couple of days before the fair started. Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope it wasn't our local steakhouse.

[Chick McGee]

The market. To Market.

[Tom Griswold]

The euro restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or Zorbas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Zorbas. You can eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that ever freak you out to see that big thing hanging from the ceiling and they carve off the sides?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

No. I worked in a gyro stand in high school.

[Josh Arnold]

You did?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Petros, Papa, George, Eros.

[Tom Griswold]

And you. And you pronounce it hero.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Yeah, I do. He's from Greece. It's €100.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I. That's why I never got it. Because they always would. No matter what you'd say, they'd correct you. I'd like a gyro.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Thousand times, it's euro. And never listen. You want to be confused. I think you want to be confused sometimes.

[Jess Hooker]

I can take you to Papa Georgiro's right now. We can go get.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool. And they're good?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're at the fair right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I love a good one.

[Jess Hooker]

Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Euro scramble. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I need a euro.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a song?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, that's why he said.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why we giggled.

[Josh Arnold]

You think some of my words are accidental, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

What is the. What is the best hero? So what is the most popular song about it?

[Pat Godwin]

Billy, don't be a hero.

[Josh Arnold]

I need a. I need a hero.

[Chick McGee]

It begins and ends with Joey Scarberry, greatest American hero.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I will die on that hill. What's happened to me?

[Josh Arnold]

Believe it or not.

[Chick McGee]

Here, I'll try to sing. Did I hit that?

[Tom Griswold]

Is the word hero in it?

[Chick McGee]

See, I can sing with.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I can sing with. No. Believe it or not, I Walking on air Now.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna take that over Foo Fighters. There goes my hero.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. I think so. You can't.

[Tom Griswold]

If the word hero is in it, you can't turn it into a commercial for heroes. The point would be.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what the word hero is never Mentioned in that song, then

[Tom Griswold]

it's not going to be a good commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

David Bowie. Yeah. Heroes. That would be. If you get multiple heroes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But isn't Hero a sandwich?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, It's.

[Jess Hooker]

But it's not a gyro.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna change it.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna change it to. There's Tina Turner.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Though. That's. That's. Unfortunately, you're saying that you didn't like the sandwich. Right, Right. I think you want to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Unless they're so full.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Little feet song. Time Loves a Hero. Time loves a hero. Not, not. Not big enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, there's a. Chad Kroger had a huge hit with his song Hero from Spider Man 1. Oh, that one. And they say that a hero.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that is a good one. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I saw Tina Turner during Need Another Hero and what's Love Got to Do with that tour? I got dragged to that. Anyway, there was a sweaty, muscled saxophone player on stage. Remember that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, With a ponytail.

[Chick McGee]

I still. I still think about it.

[Josh Arnold]

There are memes of that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. He's amazing. Yes. And he blows the sacks, Tom. Just think what he could do with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, he was oiled up.

[Jess Hooker]

Was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh, he had the. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Conan stuff on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here you go, Tom. Oh, forgot about this one. Break it. Break it down or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Was this a fun one to queue up?

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is foreign.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right, it wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't get a ticket.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a sold out show.

[Tom Griswold]

But unfortunately. How do you change Jukebox Hero to Hero?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What?

[Pat Godwin]

Lunchbox Hero.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Lunchbox Hero is done.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Here comes everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes. Oh, for God's sake.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got one guitar, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they tease you a little.

[Chick McGee]

There's another verse.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you gotta edge. Oh, yeah, you gotta edge.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't get to that course, baby, until we're ready.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta edge. That song. Felt good in his hand. Don't you dare go again. Let's get to the hook.

[Tom Griswold]

We understand there's one guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, one guitar. Got it.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know nothing of foreplay.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, come on.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the pre chorus.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it comes.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

With chips on. With chips on the side.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Maybe we can get the. Maybe we get the original guys from Foreigner to sing that because they're not busy touring. There's a tour out there with none of the original players.

[Josh Arnold]

You might have a bunch of construction Workers scaffolding around the Acropolis. They're doing a little reconstruction.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

They all sit down, open up their. Their steel lunch boxes and each pull out a year.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember your lunchbox? You were a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Or do you like your dad, you take it in a briefcase. Is that what it was?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what.

[Chick McGee]

Like papa.

[Tom Griswold]

No. But at camp we would all take lunch boxes when I was a little kid at day camp. But by the time I got to middle school, if you had a lunchbox or a briefcase, you'd get beaten.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you grow up? In the Bronx.

[Tom Griswold]

Fashion was a big thing. And that was a no. No. You had to carry your lunch in a bag and you go home and your mom goes, why don't you want a lunchbox? Because I don't want to be beaten. Kids are. Kids are so awful. Did you. Middle school kids are the worst.

[Chick McGee]

I'm offering this.

[Tom Griswold]

As I've said, anyone teaching middle school doesn't have to pay income taxes.

[Chick McGee]

This might be.

[Tom Griswold]

They're heroes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just trying to help. But do you think you were beaten for other reasons other than your. Other than your.

[Tom Griswold]

The scientific method would say? Perhaps that's correct.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You really have to just isolate the.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever look at a kid and go, I'm telling my mom or anything like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Not really.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I was cool. I kept it to myself.

[Jess Hooker]

Get beat harder.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew people for tattling.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to move on with our mailbag. And we've got something new going on at the. At our website. Bob and Tom.com just. You're one click away from reaching us. You don't even have to remember Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com you can just click and send us an email. Here's the first one. I'm. I am referred to by. Who is this Nick as the wispy haired wonder.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate that. I heard me complaining about the so called Zinn pouches.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're littering. Littering the streets everywhere now.

[Chick McGee]

All of society.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate littering just in general. And I'll. I go up and down my street with my garbage can and my tongs.

[Chick McGee]

I clearly remember throwing things out of my car when I first started driving.

[Jess Hooker]

Everybody did.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. McDonald's cups and sacks.

[Tom Griswold]

Magazines where the people pull into Walmart and dump their ashtrays.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. In any event, and I'm brave enough

[Tom Griswold]

to admit it, when I was in Colorado on vacation, chick, I noticed a lot of These Zinn pouches on the street.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm suggesting a Zinn tax, like, I don't know, a dollar or two

[Chick McGee]

per packet, like the classic sin tax.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And that could be used to help to pay to pick those things up. According to Nick, what makes it worse is Zinn containers have a compartment to put your used ones in, so there's no reason to throw them in the ground. I did not know that.

[Chick McGee]

So is it just like a bump, a caffeine bump, or.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, it's nicotine.

[Tom Griswold]

Nicotine. Nicotine.

[Jess Hooker]

They have caffeine pouches too, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they have the Zen shape, but

[Tom Griswold]

they're caffeine daddy like. Well, your daddy might really like the caffeine suppository. You get a. He got a high two ways.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna take a look at that. You never know. It's just a bunch of nerves. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. We have a suppository thing coming up, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

In the news. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Robert Tom Show. Dear Chicken. Just wanted to try the new email button. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

From. Who is this Josie now is the one thing about this new format, it's hard to find out who they're from.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you got to kind of go up and down.

[Chick McGee]

I had to search.

[Jess Hooker]

You gotta dig for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. We'll get used to it. A Dear Bob and Tom show had some. Tom speaking. I wanted to share. My boyfriend forgot what he was trying to say. Instead of saying he had a brain fart, he goes, I just farted in my head. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like a keeper.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Lauren.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Top show, down here in Oklahoma, where I'm from, there's something wrong with that. I'm not sure. Down in Oklahoma where I'm. Anyway, once a year we have a rattlesnake derby. The last weekend in April, it's a carnival market and they take hunters out to catch rattlesnakes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

While at the derby, you can eat rattlesnake at the Rattlesnake Cafe. I myself have never tried it, but they say it tastes like chicken. Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's probably because it's breaded and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you could make anything taste like chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can make cat turds taste like chicken if you give them enough. A little something special.

[Chick McGee]

What is the deal with dogs eating cat turds?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably the smell that their meat still left on them.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

They seem to love those things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I will never forget my. My first golden retriever.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

So he didn't really need a leash.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He would just stay right with you.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm listening this morning, I'm ordering the patties.

[Tom Griswold]

So he would. He would. One time I was with him and he was lingering a little too long at the dumpster at my apartment complex. Some jackass apparently had killed his cat or something. He just had a litter box sitting there full with. And little Elvis was munching on that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love Elvis.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a good moment.

[Chick McGee]

He was a good.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a very good, very good dog. Coming up in sports, we have a Hall of Fame entry. I know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, yep. Hall of Fame on Saturday in Canton. We had the hall of Fame game last Thursday. I hope you watched that. I lost 50 bucks to Mark Allison saying that Carson Beck had never started NFL game in his entire life. I was not going to count the preseason game start. But then they named him starter for the NFL season the next day. But until it happens, and the WNBA will talk about it, and we have to talk about nascar because Joe Gibbs grandson, Ty Gibbs, pretty cool. Wins the event in Newton, Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

Second race this year. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

It seems like he held off teammate Christopher Bell over the last 20 laps to win the NASCAR Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Slightly louder, Bill. I don't even think my dogs could hear that.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Well, I don't want. You know why it's. I was yelled at because it was too loud one morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's. There's no winning.

[Chick McGee]

No, there's no winning at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's why I certainly agree with that Christopher Bell. Do anybody hear that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah, we can.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it must be once again, it must be in the death zone for me.

[Chick McGee]

We need, we need new. For a new feature. Tom and Chick at the home. That's what we need. Did you hear, did you hear the bell?

[Pat Godwin]

It's too loud now.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat and I, Pat and I on Saturday night went on a date. Yeah, you did. Yeah, we see some jazz. My girls were out of town and Pat and I went to see the great Steve Ali. Oh, God, they were fantastic. What was interesting was there was a sold out show.

[Pat Godwin]

So it's community seating.

[Chick McGee]

It was a sold out show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we, we got seated with two ladies.

[Jess Hooker]

You did.

[Pat Godwin]

At a four top. Real tight too. Like we were. Like they were on dates.

[Jess Hooker]

How much trouble were you in?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I was hoping there weren't photos, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, these, here's the thing. They were women of a certain age.

[Pat Godwin]

They were 15 years older than we were.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, dog.

[Tom Griswold]

They were, they were very sweet they loved you guys. They were. Well, I would say both. One of them reminded me of my mom when she was 96, if that gives you some idea.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true. Actually.

[Tom Griswold]

They were very sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Were they women of a certain lesbian?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing. I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, just friends.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing twin widows. I don't know. But it was all right.

[Pat Godwin]

But we were seated right next to them. It looked like we were taking.

[Tom Griswold]

We were at their tables.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So what was it like being the younger one on the date for the first time?

[Josh Arnold]

It felt weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Did it feel weird for both of you?

[Josh Arnold]

Now you know how they feel.

[Tom Griswold]

I whispered. I whispered to the server. I said, hey, yeah, you.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who these ladies are, but just make sure that I get the tag.

[Pat Godwin]

You ended up picking up the chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's very sweet of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I picked up the.

[Chick McGee]

I picked.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, of course, I picked up the pretty one.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Gladys was hot.

[Chick McGee]

Did you announce there's no such thing as a free dinner, babe?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Come across all they really. They had a really nice dessert platter. Did you notice that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I did some. Well, I was sitting right next to.

[Tom Griswold]

They were. They were sharing a gigantic plate of ice cream.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said they weren't lesbians. What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

If they were. Whatever. They were so sweet. But. And they enjoy. They enjoyed the music.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good. We enjoyed the music.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now let's check in with Chick McGee across the. What do you got going?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, we have raccoons in the news, lamb in the news and marmots of all things. Those are cute in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Marmots.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. And I just saw a bunch of them. I got even got a picture of them. They look like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, in Colorado.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they look like little beaver or they kind of look like a groundhog or a beaver. But there's a big marmot news story today.

[Chick McGee]

They're God's mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get to that. And a bizarre story about a ghost ship off the coast of Washington state. And there's something very unusual about it. When the. When the marine folks went on board to see what was on board this ship.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

It is indeed a ghost ship.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very. Kind of weird and creepy. That's coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Look what TJ Maxx dragged in.

[Jess Hooker]

The Devil Wears Prada 2 is now streaming on Disney and Hulu.

[Tom Griswold]

We are digital. We are downloadable. We are streamable.

[Jess Hooker]

The fact that fashion event of the year is certified fresh. Pull yourself together. We have work to do. Critics say it's smart and witty and the perfect sequel.

[Ryan Reynolds]

That's all.

[Jess Hooker]

Get Runway ready for the Devil wears Prada 2 on Disney and Hulu. Rated PG 13.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Chrissy, I believe, is getting her feet scraped. Is that right, Tom out in Los Angeles or something?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a kind way to put it in LA.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Hi, LA. Feet scrapers. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee. Chick. Back from vacation. And then I was on a vacation the week before. So I haven't seen you in a long time. Everything going okay? Everything?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you know me, my drink in my hand, toe in the sand. That's what I did. No, I stayed right here, actually, and almost. You'd love this. I almost fell off the shed oh, no. Yeah. It's not like a two story, but it kind of is. It's like a story and a half. And I was on the roof.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's where the shingles are, Tom.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Gentlemen, good man of your age, the

[Tom Griswold]

only shingles you should be handling are the kind you get from not getting the vaccination.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, and no joke, get your shot. Okay. Get your shingles.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a two. It's a double. And please get it.

[Chick McGee]

No, a guy named Jeff. Wonderful guy. He was. We were. I wasn't helping. I. I got to the point where I figured that I got the feeling that he was treating me like I was nine year old son.

[Jess Hooker]

So you didn't. You didn't hire him? He was a friend that came over to help.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I hired him.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So you're bugging the help. That's stuff Tom does.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah, I know. It's. It's not a good. Not what's going on over. It's. It's not good. Yeah. So I almost went off backwards.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I had an incident at Kroger yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me what happened. Well, did you take someone else's cart?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I had my cart, but it was. I was feeling.

[Chick McGee]

You've done that before.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was trying to get the last six pack of this. This water, but it was way up high and in the. All at the back of the shelf. So I put my foot on the one bottom and I reached up and I just couldn't get it. It was that far up. And I'm six feet tall and I can stretch it out. And I could. So there was this guy coming down with a cart and he was like six, six. Had like dreads down to his shoulder. Said, excuse me, sir, would you mind getting that?

[Chick McGee]

And he goes, can I be of assistance?

[Tom Griswold]

He said, okay, brother, I feel like I've been part of the brotherhood. He recognized a fellow hipster. Thank you. Waist. And he got. He had. But even he had to put his foot in the one shelf to get up there and got it for me.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So then that was. That was kind of nice.

[Jess Hooker]

So you're invited to the cookout.

[Tom Griswold]

Made it. Made a new. Made a new friend. Yeah, so that was mine.

[Chick McGee]

Near acts.

[Tom Griswold]

What a way to go. That would have been a terrible way to go. Crashing your head while trying to get fizzy water at the Kroger.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I know that would be bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are you going through letters over there? What's happening?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, a top show. This is Shane. Shane says Shane win bags. Gonna win back on Friday, Show Josh claimed to have never considered combining food establishments for a single meal. Are we forgetting about the great combination of Cheddar Bay biscuits and Chick Fil a chicken?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that wasn't real Josh. That was show Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can't. Haven't you.

[Chick McGee]

In the video, Josh exclaims, greatest day of my life. With the cheddar bay and the Chick

[Tom Griswold]

Fil a. I mean, you know, in real Tom has done that. I've gone, you know, get McDonald's french fries. Maybe you're in the mood for McDonald's french fries, but you really don't want a Big Mac. You're more in the mood for a. Maybe a Whopper.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I can't do it.

[Chick McGee]

Real Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done it. When I was. Especially when I was a kid, we'd ride our bikes down to Mayfield Boulevard and go, there was a Royal castle and a McDonald's. Oh, we go to all three.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's. That whole memory is so Cleveland. They don't have white. It's Royal Castle. It wasn't White Castle.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody had a. I think everybody had kind of a franchise that only had a handful of outlets and they were cool.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody in Ohio likes Cleveland. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, as a matter. It was actually in. Now that I think about it, it was in Lyndhurst. But that. That's close enough. That would be the home of the great Eric Carmen Brush High School.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we go with all the Way?

[Chick McGee]

Don't Wanna be.

[Tom Griswold]

Raspberry is one of the great bands of all time. Underrated, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Underrated, but one of the great bands of all time.

[Chick McGee]

They were rated just as they were supposed to be, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not the Raspberries.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's what he's saying with the Raspberries.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not necessarily.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't need to go over that again.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm not going to stand here, dear Boba Tom, while you say negative things about the raspberries.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Darrell. I have done the Whopper from Burger King, big Mac from McDonald's, tacos from Taco Bell, fries from rallies, and a beef and cheddar from Arby's.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that in one sitting.

[Chick McGee]

What I call the Drive Through Apocalypse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's wild.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be a group. A group effort.

[Chick McGee]

That's from Daryl. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you know what? I take that back.

[Josh Arnold]

Where did he. Diarrhea?

[Jess Hooker]

We have mixed. We used to, on Fat Tuesday would get every Fast food. We could. We'd get something different from everywhere and. And a different person would bring it to the Fat Tuesday celebration. And so then there was something different from every fast food restaurant.

[Pat Godwin]

That's cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that was a silly thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It becomes a. Becomes a cool kind of party.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get a gyro?

[Jess Hooker]

No. There wasn't a hero in that strip of fast food there.

[Tom Griswold]

Has there ever been a fast food Euro place?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's a good question. Well, Arby's has one. Yeah, they have a pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not bad.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What are you saying, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

That's the way the Greek.

[Chick McGee]

They also say.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Wait, is that Wally Bryson on the guitar?

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody knows.

[Pat Godwin]

No one cares.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Just when it gets going, Eric Carmen comes in and put its wet blanket of a voice all over everything.

[Tom Griswold]

This is guitar, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, this is sweet.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if we need Josh to curse on the air or not, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Say what you want, Eric Carmen always had good hair. Okay, let's move forward here.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to it. The cross of.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the love. No, I love that song. That is some great guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, remember, Tom is fine with being bold. Tom, back to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, no problem. Coming up, has money ever blocked true love for you? Your financial situation?

[Chick McGee]

Money? No, pretty much my personality. Various attachments, certainly. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. We're gonna find out about the money meets love. Coming up, the news and a bizarre ghost ship story. And then some cool stuff in the world of sports.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show

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[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Welcome back to the Bibletop show. Where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello, hello, hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee. And Tom, of course. As soon as we are back on the air, he's entirely here.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll give him some time. I have something distracted.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I got something for you first. Update. Update. This Is a bullet.

[Jess Hooker]

You go first.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. I got 50 bucks says it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

We spoke with Jim the Shark Dryer.

[Chick McGee]

I knew it.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of weeks ago. And he made it. He made his run.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The Shark?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When did that happen?

[Jess Hooker]

Did you give him that?

[Josh Arnold]

We spoke to him early last week.

[Chick McGee]

Did he say he's the shark?

[Tom Griswold]

His website is Jim the Shark Dryer. D R E Y E R

[Chick McGee]

the Ice Cream Baron.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. Jim swam. It was a cool thing to do. He swam 22 miles. He was towing with his foot two dinghies with 249 cannonballs on board them. And then he had a cannonball and a backpack on his back in honor of his dad, who was a combat veteran of World War II. And Jim did it to honor the 250th Combat Veterans Memorial in Whitehall, Michigan. He started swimming early in the morning and he got. When did he start? Friday morning. Saturday morning? Friday evening. Okay, sorry, but according to this news account here that I just got, he arrived at 10 o'clock in the evening during the White Lake Marine. Excuse me. The White Lake Area Maritime Festival. Jim the Shark Dryers.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

How long did it take?

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't give a full. That would be. It's a Fairly.

[Josh Arnold]

It was 10pm Friday though, that he got.

[Tom Griswold]

No, 10pm Saturday.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so at least 24 hours.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

And he swam 22 miles.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So congratulations, Jim. And you know something? He. This is the guy that did his famous swim across Lake Michigan. He's done a swim across all of the Great Lakes, so. Including the rather chilly Lake Superior.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So doesn't that remind you of a really small Navy, though?

[Josh Arnold]

He is the world's tiniest Navy.

[Chick McGee]

Just a couple of guys with cannonballs tied to their feet trying to get. Trying to get across. Maybe Navy. Navy A, Paraguay or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Smuggling cannonballs into Cuba. I don't know. Well, congratulations, Jim.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a friend of the show. He had him. And so tired.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope he's still asleep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get the official press release coming up later today. Chick McGee is at the sports desk. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I just forgot you had an announcement you wanted.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I do. If you go to bobandtom.com or you download the Bob and Tom app, you can vote on the next hooker the cooker recipe. So whatever you want me to cook next, you can go there and vote. There's three options. There's corn cakes, there's green room cookies and the high school breakfast sandwich I made before I'd go to school every day, I recreated that for you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

What was in that?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you got it. You got to vote to see.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm intrigued.

[Josh Arnold]

I am, too.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember it. So. Yeah, cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it'll be good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll find out past your vote. Once again, it'[e-mail] also, we've got a link there directly to email us. Very simple. But right now we Turn to Chick

[Chick McGee]

McGee at the sports desk from the WNBA. Minnesota links guard Kayla McBride set a new WNBA single game record 10 three pointers yesterday in Sunday's 103.90 victory against the Dallas Wings.

[Josh Arnold]

Unfortunately, that'll be overshadowed.

[Chick McGee]

The most. The most three pointers ever in a WNBA game. You're probably asking yourself, what's the most threes in the NBA? Well, that's of course, Klay Thompson and the 14, and then Stephie at 13.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's congratulations to her.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That should be the lead story out of the wwe.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

But of course, we know how media

[Chick McGee]

works and that's what I'm. I'm going to do, actually. Washington, Minnesota, Golden State and New York win in the WNBA last night, Ty Gibbs used pitch strategy and held off teammate Christopher Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we get a better bell?

[Josh Arnold]

We've got to keep this one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's a lane.

[Chick McGee]

I like this Bell. My bell is not laying.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you. I think you have to hit it. You have to pull away quicker. Try that Ty Gibbs. Try pulling out.

[Josh Arnold]

You think he's mashing?

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're.

[Chick McGee]

You're muting it. No, it's off from loud.

[Pat Godwin]

I think the clackers, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Ty Gibbs used late pit strategy and held off teammate Christopher Bell.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

See, now we're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he wants to say it was too loud so bad.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. I know he does.

[Josh Arnold]

Now it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's audible. Did you throw it like a little child

[Chick McGee]

down here on the counter. I gotta lift it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, are you a fan of the gas stations where you. You drive in?

[Tom Griswold]

Loved it. I miss that.

[Chick McGee]

We are, man. Man from Texas.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of wish there was a place they would just have artificial. You know, it's not actually alerting somebody, but it makes the noise.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it could be done digitally.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'd like to give you something

[Tom Griswold]

digitally with your little teeny fingers. I probably wouldn't even notice.

[Chick McGee]

I've got.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you taking Such a short, stubby. He's taking such huge things back there, he would no longer notice.

[Chick McGee]

He's trying to insult me. Let him think he did. Just don't talk about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The first time I had to have one of those digital rectal exams. This is the honest to God truth. A stack of bibles elsewhere. This particular physician was about six. Six. And he had played a lot of six.

[Chick McGee]

Six people in your life?

[Tom Griswold]

We've been my brothers.

[Chick McGee]

That one guy, he played. He played.

[Tom Griswold]

He played Division 1 college basketball. He could palm a beach ball.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy.

[Chick McGee]

Was it ever mentioned that your mother had strayed with your unbelievably tall brother? Because there's you two.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad was six feet tall.

[Chick McGee]

You and your other brother, you guys look like twins. But the tall one, the nice one, I don't know. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

We all have that anomaly.

[Chick McGee]

I just like to see tall.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Tall and nice. And hey, how are you One of that. One of those guys. That sound like a Griswold to you? A little DNA on that. Atlanta Braves starter Chris Sale was ejected Sunday afternoon at Yankee Stadium and he wasn't even scheduled to pitch before the game even started. Sale was fuming about a ball call on Saturday night against the Yankees that he decided to unload on the umpire who called him for it. Umpires took the field for the series finale between the Braves and the Yankees in the Bronx. Sales started DL toward umpire Dan Merzel before Yankees starter. Oh, you. Are you up to speed on one of the Yankees pitchers?

[Tom Griswold]

Which one?

[Chick McGee]

Cam Schlitler.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is he the like 105?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like the Jim Jacob Mizaroski from the Brewers. He doesn't throw under 103. Yeah, Cam.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I just.

[Chick McGee]

Cam Schlittler.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't his arm just gonna fly off one day?

[Chick McGee]

When you say Schlittler.

[Tom Griswold]

Mm.

[Chick McGee]

You said it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Schlage. Schlit.

[Chick McGee]

Merzel did not like what Sale had to offer and he was, he was tossed. He got, he got to go to the showers. Probably had a hot dog back in the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he went sightseeing and there he goes. He'll be enjoying a hot dog later.

[Josh Arnold]

The Staten island fairy taking pictures.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, this is great. I, I, Is there. Is the one man band coming to the Indiana State Fair?

[Josh Arnold]

How did you get so distracted?

[Chick McGee]

I just. See, I shouldn't have looked at my monitor.

[Josh Arnold]

You were in the middle of your own story.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how boring I am.

[Josh Arnold]

This song's great.

[Chick McGee]

You know what this song is?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you dare on a bass a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

What if we told you it was the Raspberries? Would you shut up?

[Chick McGee]

It's the newest Raspberry.

[Tom Griswold]

Do these guys know they're on the same Playing the same song.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind. He's the gonna do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Foo Fighters time. Massive hit.

[Chick McGee]

My Hero.

[Pat Godwin]

There Goes My Hero.

[Josh Arnold]

Sold more records than the Raspberries could dream of.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably in the wake of the tragic death.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, great songs.

[Josh Arnold]

They were exploited.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

They were exploiting Kurt Cobain.

[Tom Griswold]

So you want to explain.

[Chick McGee]

You've got the world in 2020, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

You want to. You were playing that referencing something from 45 minutes ago.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me explain how radio works.

[Tom Griswold]

I made contextually. I didn't. Couldn't quite figure out what on earth was.

[Chick McGee]

You know. I was trying to remember coming in this morning. What was the record of me wanting to quit. Returning from vacation. Yeah. And it was 11 minutes. I finally decided it was 11 minutes. So we way past that. But.

[Ryan Reynolds]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's about.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Josh Arnold]

We apparently have something else here.

[Pat Godwin]

We got some.

[Chick McGee]

What do we got? Oh, give me the tea.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me the teaser.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. There was an incident with a soccer gentleman who was here. Tom, look at the monitor. Now this is a soccer. He scored a goal and he's going to celebrate. So watch this. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

They're in the corner there.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

So he jumps over a short fence.

[Pat Godwin]

Peter Sellers and he really does Inspector

[Josh Arnold]

Cluso himself down some sort of pit.

[Chick McGee]

It was just like. I forget which.

[Tom Griswold]

It's some kind of a stairway down to a room below parallel bond. That is hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Is the guy okay? I guess.

[Pat Godwin]

Coming back to me now.

[Chick McGee]

It was all coming back to me now. I forget which Pink Panther it was, but he does gets up.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

Some lesser country?

[Pat Godwin]

That was hilarious. Well, you gotta.

[Chick McGee]

He just jumped and went right down the stairs.

[Josh Arnold]

A terrific sight gag. And real. The fact that it happened is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

And until I hear differently, that guy is okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, in the U.S. i think they would put either some kind of safety net or maybe a sign.

[Josh Arnold]

What we missed was the team of men removing the three porta potties from that. Atop that hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would there be a massive of all. Yeah, it's the sideline of a sports field.

[Josh Arnold]

What a weird thing. I wonder what that is. That's funny, man.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a soccer Field the guy, he disappears completely. His he's all the way down, whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

That could have been a broken leg.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Could have broken his back.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you notice that before the game? Maybe Walk around, check out the periphery to make sure there are no giant holes.

[Chick McGee]

He scored a goal.

[Jess Hooker]

You know when you think you're at the bottom of the stairs, what a

[Josh Arnold]

bad feeling that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll get back to more Sporting News coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, plus, we like that. Wouldn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

We have a bizarre ghost ship story in the news. We have marmots in the news, bears in the news, dogs in the news. Did you see the golden retriever story about the golden retriever that was having some problems and got a new friend? Oh, it's so sweet. You'll like that one. Right now, everyday expenses up, up and up. Of course, you've gotten gas lately, et cetera. Pretty much anything seems to be more expensive. American Financing is a mortgage company. And what they've been doing to help folks out lately, this is one of the big things they've been doing, is helping you take advantage of the equity you have in your home. If your home is five years old, it's probably worth 30 to 40% more than it was when you bought it. So if you've owned it for five, if you own it for 10 years, it's probably doubled in value. So you can maybe ditch those 20% interest rates on those credit cards by consolidating and slash your monthly obligations by paying off some of those bills. You can do whatever you want. It's your money. Take advantage of that equity. American Financing borrowers save an average of 800 bucks a month. And right now there's a special thing going on. Might be able to delay a couple of mortgage payments. So get all the details by visiting American financing@american financing.net please put, put/bob and tom american financing.net Bob and Tom so they know that we sent you lock in your lower rate before September. I'd recommend giving them a call today. This might suit your situation. It obviously depends. No high pressure. By the way, they have salaried employees that will look over your situation. They can tell you in about 10 minutes what might work for you. So give them a ring. 866-889-2611. That's 866-889-2611. Much easier to go to. AmericanFinancing.net BobandTom that's AmericanFinancing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the news Des. Hello, There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey there, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I'm just getting organized over here. I forgot Chick missed our new feature coming up a little bit later today, the Weekend in History.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Since we Josh loves it, we like to do Today in History. You come in on a Monday and you might have missed some important events that happened in the world.

[Chick McGee]

Right. The crowd's clamoring for it.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll get to that coming up in a few minutes. Also, we have have a request for something from Pat Godwin, but right now we return to the sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now I got a little information, more information on the gentleman who scored a goal and went down the stairwell.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Brazilian footballer says he got carried away after he was injured jumping over advertising boards to celebrate a goal only to fall down a hole on the other side. Defender Yasei Marinajo, 29, headed a goal in for Coritiba against another city in the Brazilian top flight league. With his side up one nothing in the 41st minute. He celebrated by running towards fans, vaulted the signboarding before disappearing down a stairwell that went to the away team's dressing room.

[Tom Griswold]

It is as funny he was able

[Chick McGee]

to clamber out but suffer just an ankle injury and Cortebo won the game 2 to 1. He was substituted shortly after halftime due to his injury. Of course, you can't let a kid go back into the game after that happens.

[Tom Griswold]

How did he not break his neck?

[Chick McGee]

I have no idea. It's the weirdest thing you'll ever see.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to see this, can we put a link to it? It's great. Sure. So funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But it goes right down this hole. It's like the famous Pink Panther thing where he gets on the parallel bars.

[Chick McGee]

It's all coming back to me now.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the great scenes.

[Chick McGee]

Parallel. That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's sports.

[Chick McGee]

That's sports. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So sorry.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, before we get. Would you like to taste a little bit of a. Why not a little bit of history?

[Chick McGee]

Now is this weekend in history.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a new feature.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Huh.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Brand new.

[Josh Arnold]

We get in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so we'll start with August 8th, which happened over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

That was Saturday. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You'll probably remember this. This is. This sounds fake, but it's real. In 1898, Will Kellogg invented corn Flakes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we clear on this?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. With saltpeter in them, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, but you're close. He wanted to create, I'm quoting here, a healthy, ready to eat, anti. Mr. Batory Morning Meal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He was dead set against masturbation.

[Tom Griswold]

He was again against masturbation. And somehow he felt that.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, first thing in the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

No, anytime. He was against all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I didn't realize. I mean, what did they have before Corn Flakes? Oatmeal, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Probably a nice steel cut.

[Tom Griswold]

And would you agree that the various of types of flakes peaked with Frosted Flakes?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they were delicious.

[Jess Hooker]

They're good.

[Tom Griswold]

They're very good.

[Chick McGee]

Did you put extra sugar on your Frosted Flakes? Of course. What a boy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's already. And again, I have spent most of my life overweight. It was already so sugary.

[Jess Hooker]

So sugary.

[Chick McGee]

Got it.

[Josh Arnold]

You have you guys both added sugar?

[Ryan Reynolds]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a reflex. You just so cereal sugar.

[Jess Hooker]

You only sugar. Cheerios and Rice Krispies piece. That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are two good ones to show

[Pat Godwin]

the regular Corn Flakes.

[Tom Griswold]

It says Honey Nut Cheerios.

[Chick McGee]

Good enough for Omar, good enough for me.

[Tom Griswold]

He believed that a bland diet would reduce sexual desire.

[Chick McGee]

So bland.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys find that true?

[Chick McGee]

A bland diet?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

If anything you up maybe up it because your diet's so bland.

[Chick McGee]

You need something think of so boring.

[Tom Griswold]

I need a little bit of that.

[Chick McGee]

Effective. Lowers your. What? Lowers your attraction. To try to. I can't think of anything.

[Jess Hooker]

Lowers your sex drive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I can't think of anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if it said so on the box.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it come with a toy surprise?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm guessing that wasn't in the C ring.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna go for a dental.

[Josh Arnold]

I got the decoder. C ring?

[Chick McGee]

A C ring.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a dreadful thing in 1960.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dreadful.

[Tom Griswold]

The. See if you know this chick.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is before my time and yours. Brian Highland released a song.

[Chick McGee]

When you say it, I'll know. I recognize that name.

[Tom Griswold]

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow Polka dot.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's a fun one. Yeah, he had kind of a ballad that was a big hit, I think. Brian Highland.

[Tom Griswold]

That went to number one.

[Josh Arnold]

You know you hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What year was that?

[Tom Griswold]

1960.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that was right. That was right in your wheelhouse, music wise and age wise.

[Tom Griswold]

Shay war and Itsy bitsy tea.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's so fun. But you like that camp song. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You like those?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And Pat can back me up on this. There were musically. There were fewer notes in 1960, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, absolutely. We didn't find the other two notes until 64.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you rather Beatles took us? Which song do you prefer? That one or who Wears Short Shorts?

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer Itsy Bitsy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Was who Wears Short Shorts an actual song or it was a commercial? The Leg Legs people did that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Nair.

[Jess Hooker]

Nair, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Nair. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was an actual song. That's. That's a new level of dreadful. Now, how about Itsy Bitsy Teeny weeny yellow Polka dot Bikini versus Itsy Bitsy Spider

[Chick McGee]

versus any Eric Carmen vocal. How about that? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, does anybody done Itsy Bitsy Bikini Spider?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would be just delightful.

[Chick McGee]

I have never seen.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a great video.

[Chick McGee]

I've never seen a bikini spider in the wild.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, I'll never forget these.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

The nest of bikini spiders at the pool. It was. It was a. I was a child and it was an older relative and it was just off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was. I was water skiing.

[Chick McGee]

I can tell that you're out. You're telling. You're. Yeah, same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Same thing, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I was water skiing and we were in the boat and someone I knew had a girlfriend.

[Pat Godwin]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If a gorilla wore a bikini, there'd be less hair. It was brutal.

[Jess Hooker]

She wasn't aware. She just didn't care.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are the times.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, for me, for Tom. Was she aware?

[Tom Griswold]

I hope not.

[Josh Arnold]

My aunt was not aware. And I watched as my grandfather Awkwardly addressed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh no.

[Jess Hooker]

Told her his daughter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. He had to look at his daughter and go, you may want to fix that.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Nine year old Josh Arnold has never been the same.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, That's a song.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't move the way I thought.

[Jess Hooker]

It's faster

[Tom Griswold]

and more bounce, I guess. But that the bikini was a very big deal.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, that was when that was allowed. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that was the beginning of the 60s because prior to that pretty much covered up.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like bikinis or do you prefer no bikini at all.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh. Which is where bikini came from in the nuclear explosion. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can go either way.

[Josh Arnold]

No bikini at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I understand.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a fan of the tan lines.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. That's where you and I differ. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you don't like tan.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like them at all. I do not like them.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

To me it looks like your boobs haven't gotten enough oxygen.

[Tom Griswold]

To me it says forbidden zone.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what the forbidden zone is. I don't need.

[Jess Hooker]

Need.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't need cartography or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an idea there for a joke. Don't you. Any of the language that would be cartography.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll allow that. Oh, let's see.

[Chick McGee]

Where were we?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we were once again doing the weekend in history.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, but bikini spider. Then in the late 60s there was no. No shaving. There was no.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. It must have been more prevalent manicuring.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there was.

[Tom Griswold]

They had razor. Women tended.

[Jess Hooker]

There was trimming.

[Pat Godwin]

Not really.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think so in the case that I'm. That I recall, it was. I mean, it was just disgusting.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just coming out. All three sides.

[Josh Arnold]

The top and the two sides.

[Tom Griswold]

The top and the two sides, the thighs. Oh yeah, out the top. That's just.

[Josh Arnold]

Now mine was not out the top because it was a one piece.

[Jess Hooker]

So it was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this was out.

[Jess Hooker]

How old was your aunt when this happened? I don't know, like, like our age. Was she in her 40s?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, probably.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in the. The school of I prefer the hair free, but let's, let's just move on. Oh, this is interesting. In 1963, the Kingsman released a song, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Some radio stations called it obscene. What is the song?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

You know

[Tom Griswold]

Louie Louie.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I said if we. If you can't understand the lyrics they must be saying something bad.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, but that's not true.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never looked at the lyrics because I don't want to. I want. I just want it to be whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think by now, I love that song, though they probably had the lyrics figured out by now, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what the. The story behind it was the band, the Kingsman. I want to say they heard it. I believe it was a Paul Revere in the Raiders cover of a Richard Berry song, if I'm getting this right. And they. They just literally copied it down, listening to it on a jukebox and weren't exactly sure. So the guy just slurred through the

[Pat Godwin]

words, kind of mumbled it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, and the famous. When it was recorded, famously, the microphone was broken and it was hanging from the ceiling, and he had to sing like this.

[Chick McGee]

But. Yeah, the.

[Tom Griswold]

The words are. But I remember on the playground of Mercer School, a friend of mine teaching me what it meant, what the words were. They. They're not, of course, that.

[Josh Arnold]

But what year did that come out?

[Tom Griswold]

1963.

[Josh Arnold]

So 63. And then did it hit the top 40 again after animal House?

[Tom Griswold]

A fair question.

[Josh Arnold]

Or at least get.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure it did. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, one of those songs that. Like Bohemian Rhapsody with Wayne's World radio

[Jess Hooker]

play all of a sudden.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a. A party. It's great standard, that. Great. What is it? A far FESA organ path.

[Pat Godwin]

One of those old cheap organs.

[Tom Griswold]

1974, President Richard Nixon resigned.

[Chick McGee]

I quit about it.

[Josh Arnold]

You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they called him Tricky Dick. Did you know that, Ms. Hooker, the

[Chick McGee]

American people need to know.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, President's a crook in sports. Tricky Dick, a terrible injury.

[Chick McGee]

Injury.

[Tom Griswold]

The word. The word resign is kind of confusing.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't resign.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't resign. Hey, sorry about Watergate. I'm gonna sign up for other term. Okay. Happy birthday. Dustin Hoffman, great actor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh. What is he, 90? 92.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1937. He is getting close. Close to 90, I would say. Of all the very famous great actors and movie stars, he's probably been in fewer bad movies than in.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I know. Hook, Meet the Fockers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those are. Those are about the only two terrible ones. Hook is dreadful.

[Jess Hooker]

I love.

[Chick McGee]

And no one mentioned Zishtar. You guys are.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Tom and I are defenders of it.

[Chick McGee]

How. How can that be?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not that. It's not that bad.

[Josh Arnold]

There's actually some laughs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is. You'll get this one, Ms. Hooker, 1961. Happy birthday to the Edge.

[Jess Hooker]

The Edge. Oh, you two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Used to be Lil Edge.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Chick McGee]

No. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What does, what do his buddies call him?

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Jess Hooker]

Does he. Did he give himself that nickname?

[Pat Godwin]

They all gave themselves. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

What movie's Bono's daughter in? That's really good.

[Pat Godwin]

She's in Bad Sisters this year. The Irish series.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She's in a new movie right now. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. A guy that has too many ER's in his name. Roger Federer.

[Chick McGee]

Roger. Roger.

[Tom Griswold]

Over the weekend in history. Now do you want to do Sunday?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so that was Saturday in history. Well, we have to do Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It's part of the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll come back with that. And then I understand we have a Pat Godwin request, Is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A song from Patty G. Well, I don't, I mean, I, I don't want to strain you.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think the request was given to Pat. I think you have it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I don't have a request over here.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Pat Godwin]

I am ready to go with anything you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Pat, are you ready to go at the Astro Theater?

[Chick McGee]

How did you not get the nickname wrong way when you were growing up? How did that just not.

[Tom Griswold]

The Astro Theater in Jasper, Indiana. Saturday, August 22nd. Patty G. On stage. Get [e-mail] courtesy of. Courtesy of the Razor 94.5 WRZR. Thank you very much. Once again, that's Saturday, August 22nd. Pat Godwin. His first live performance in quite some time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Since rotator cuff surgery. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The shoulder has been fixed. When we come back, we have more history for you. Is a special treat coming up. I think you'll find it absolutely fascinating, especially one of them is one of Chick's favorite topics.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I promise you nuclear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you'll be able to weigh in on that one. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Path.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold, I need your help with. I need some. I just need your opinion on something.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, there's H. Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick Magee and Tom is all of a sudden have change in the oil over there or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I misplaced something. Now we'll get back to yesterday in history.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom. I went to a restaurant that was famous. It's famous for their biscuits.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'd never tried them. And I tried them. Delicious. Now, I had a plain biscuit or, you know, a regular. And I also had a gluten free biscuit.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I preferred the gluten free.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this a disappointing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pronounced glutton free.

[Josh Arnold]

I never have those.

[Chick McGee]

I mistakenly found a great gluten free pretzel nut.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those are.

[Chick McGee]

Those are really good. I think they're Quinn's or something.

[Josh Arnold]

The thing about it, and I did some. I've been doing some research on gluten. Gluten inherently. Unless you have celiac, not bad for you. But the way that the western bread and baking is just pumped full of a ton of unnecessary gluten. So I'm trying to kind of, you know, it's just not great for you. So I'm trying to stay away a little bit. But I'm. But 10 years ago, Josh is disappointed in today.

[Chick McGee]

Josh?

[Jess Hooker]

No. I'm curious. So was it a sourdough biscuit?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was just gluten free. But it was. It just tasted better. It had a better.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you eat it on its own or was it smothered in gravy and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. The. The gluten was on its own. It was completely bare. No butter even.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was good, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there something, though, in your mind? You hear, no gluten.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No flavor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And I. And I have found that to be not the case.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you seen Pat try any of your gluten free snacks in the green room? Room.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they're disgusting.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

He gets so upset

[Josh Arnold]

now. Some are bad.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. When he opens something and doesn't realize that it's gluten.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I had a chip. What the hell is this?

[Chick McGee]

I had a chip. Really?

[Jess Hooker]

He hated it.

[Chick McGee]

I was surprised about the nuggets. Pretzel nugget I found.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with you on the Pretzels.

[Josh Arnold]

Like there are crackers and stuff that are hit and miss.

[Jess Hooker]

Of course. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Well, it's time for us to once again.

[Chick McGee]

How's your gluten, Tom? I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you checked? I have that checked means should I

[Josh Arnold]

give myself a break? Not be disappointed?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Now just go on flavor.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't matter if it's your freak flag fly.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

We were discussing yesterday in history because it's our new feature. We missed it over the weekend there. Thank you. Ms. Hooker. I'm going to give you an easy one.

[Chick McGee]

A machine.

[Jess Hooker]

Good. Because I'm dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a dumb girl. A dumb, dumb girl.

[Chick McGee]

Give me an easy one.

[Tom Griswold]

This was patented. Something was patented on this Day in 1898 by Rudolph Diesel.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. The diesel engine.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Yeah, I thought you might guess the. The blue jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Rudolph Diesel.

[Chick McGee]

Diesel. Makes shoes Diesel.

[Tom Griswold]

Rudolph Diesel. Famously, the early engines had a big red light in the front.

[Josh Arnold]

Rudolph. Okay. It took us. All right. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

All right. There we are.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Instead of a hood ornament,

[Tom Griswold]

Diesel also patented, as I mentioned, a certain type of flattering blue jeans and a lot of midwestern gay bars. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You headed to the midnight Diesel.

[Chick McGee]

What about diesel fitter? What about that joke?

[Tom Griswold]

That old joke?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing. I remember the first time I heard of like the seventh grade. How did it. You know me in jokes. I worked at a nylon factory and I'm a diesel fitter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I put him up there and go, diesel fitter.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy worked at an underwear.

[Chick McGee]

No underwear.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard bra underwear and pantyhose.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I've heard pantyhose. It's the only one I've heard pantyhose.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you want to tell Ms. Hooker the joke? Since.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you guys. What do you want? Underwear. Bra or hose?

[Jess Hooker]

Underwear. How about underwear?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I worked at an underwear fact. A woman's underwear factory for quite a while.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I was a diesel fitter. I would hold them up to a lady and go, diesel fitter.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cute.

[Chick McGee]

The way I heard.

[Tom Griswold]

The way I heard it. He tried. It's from a big guy. He tries them on. He goes, yeah, these will fitter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, trying them on is even better.

[Chick McGee]

Trying them on.

[Josh Arnold]

I like trying them on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we've successfully ruined that.

[Chick McGee]

Ruined everything in my life.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now if you say she's got good diesels, do you know what somebody's referring to?

[Tom Griswold]

I can only imagine Pipes, legs, Diesels.

[Chick McGee]

No. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Or DSLs. So diesel can also be DSLs, which is a certain type of lips.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Real.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in the dark.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to lift it to me blank. Literally sucking lips.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. We'll be right back after this.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys are just animals.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's why we say Diesels to be gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that drummer had some. They were brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. 19. 1945. The second atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, the encore.

[Tom Griswold]

The first one, Hiroshima.

[Chick McGee]

First one, Fat Man. But that was a little man. A little man boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought fat man was the second one.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit. Maybe you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's reverse Alphabet. So fat man was second. You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Complicated.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, a show from the home with chicken time.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. But Japan's been very nice to us

[Chick McGee]

ever since, so you would think they could really. They could have really held that over our heads.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We get invited to the Olympics. I mean, things are.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. You know when you answer the phone and, Jeff, you're supposed to say mushy. Mushy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And I never quite understood it because it doesn't mean.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

What does it mean?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Mushy. Mushy.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll just have to look it up, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know that?

[Chick McGee]

Pulp Fiction. Everything I learned.

[Josh Arnold]

Quentin, Tommy and Lost in Translation, they do it and. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Kill Bill. Actually, not Pulpy.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. This is a famous. I don't know if you remember this.

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

In 2010, a flight attendant on JetBlue quit his job. Remember what he did?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, yeah. I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

He pulled the cord and the escape slide came out and he jumped on it and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. His last chance to be able to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, not mid flight.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Does he also give the double bird when he goes down?

[Pat Godwin]

He grabs a bottle of champagne, I

[Josh Arnold]

thought, right, A bottle of champagne.

[Pat Godwin]

Went wee or something.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm out. Out.

[Chick McGee]

My daughter, who was a flight attendant for a while, said that was the hardest part of her training was getting used to jumping onto the slide. It's really hard to do, I guess. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Getting yourself to take that first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's got first, because you can't sit down and then, like, a slide. You gotta jump out in the air and land on the slide.

[Josh Arnold]

I'M always afraid, like, in my head, my feet will catch as I land on it first.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Flip over.

[Chick McGee]

I'll flip over and break my neck. Yes. That's a neck breaker.

[Tom Griswold]

I could do a series of mean jokes. I will do none of that them. A friend of mine, again with this, Did a dramatic quitting thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He worked at McDonald's. And he.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

He. What is it called? The McPlay House. He. Oh, slid down that slide and said, I'm out of here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Big. That's a big move.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It wasn't.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you guys ever have the daydream of how you would leave here? No. Is that just me? Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I may. I'm going to throw Jeff Oski under the bus.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He wants to hold me.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

I go, dude, if you ever left here, would you just throw a fit in the hallways and just go crazy? And he goes, no, I would do it on the air.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the only place to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

It made me laugh.

[Chick McGee]

So hard to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Eddie Gosling. Do you remember the great comedian Eddie Gosling? He said, if you don't like your boss and you ever want to quit your job, you go into work with a pocket full of glitter and you just walk up to your boss and you go, I quit. And then grab a handful of glitter and just throw it on.

[Chick McGee]

That would be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get to some birthdays over the weekend. You missed this one. Sam Elliott. You know what he's famous for? Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Right now, it's Landman. But yeah, he's also the Beef commercials, maybe. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Great voice.

[Chick McGee]

Lifeguard. Lifeguard.

[Tom Griswold]

I think one of the great mustaches. If.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, he's right up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Roadhouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Roadhouse. Yeah. Big Lebowski.

[Jess Hooker]

Bass.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that hurt, didn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's great.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a tough guy. You know why? Because when he was a kid, Sam Elliott, the kids called him Smellot.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he learned. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, he could do. He makes anything sound very manly.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You could hear him going, new from Tampex, ladies. Realize your full bloody potential. Tampex, Texas, the first feminine hygiene for men.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, small, medium, large. In Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

His. You ever see the interview? He talks about his mom pretty funny. The hardest part about his. Him being born was the cowboy hat coming out through her vagina. Yeah, it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I was breach cowboy hat first.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that mustache. That mustache itched. Her mom, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's cracked. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

There's A movie, a great movie called the Contender. And he's. He's mustache like in it. It's wild.

[Tom Griswold]

It's disturbing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Who the hell's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding. This is in the form of a question. 1950. Who was born on this date and what did he create?

[Josh Arnold]

All we got is 1950.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of people born in 1950.

[Tom Griswold]

And what. But what did he create?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

We gotta have some clue.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you gotta give us.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way anyone could get the answer.

[Tom Griswold]

He created a board game that probably is responsible for more. More divorces than any Monopoly. That would be Trivial Pursuit. Yes. Created Trivial Pursuit.

[Pat Godwin]

Who

[Josh Arnold]

did I miss him saying a person?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm waiting for you to give me the answer.

[Jess Hooker]

We don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know a Jim Trivial. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Chris Haney.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, who.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to kill you. We don't get a clue up front, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's trivial. Do you think that's responsible for more

[Chick McGee]

fights than are my headphones in a car that we. I went out under a bridge at

[Jess Hooker]

one point when I was a kid. Pictionary was responsible for a lot of family. That was a big one at our house.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a great. We have a great Pictionary tribute. We'll get to wrapping it up quickly. Melanie Griffith, born in 1957. You know Andy's her dad. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy Griffith, good actress. Married to Don Julie. James Goodgar Johnson.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the best flashing scenes in all of cinema history. Nobody's fool.

[Chick McGee]

Paul Newman's Nobody's Fool.

[Josh Arnold]

Young kids, look it up.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing, isn't God.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that movie?

[Pat Godwin]

Something Wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, That's a great one.

[Jess Hooker]

And her daughter's great too.

[Josh Arnold]

I like milk money too. You like milk money?

[Jess Hooker]

I loved milk money. I loved that.

[Josh Arnold]

Plays a.

[Tom Griswold]

She's married to Antonio Banderas. She was.

[Pat Godwin]

That's long, long gone.

[Jess Hooker]

Not anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Those two kids could make it now.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's a Designer. Happy birthday. 1950. Find Michael Kors.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

He designs beer cans, right?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No, no, he.

[Tom Griswold]

He designed a lamp.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the lighter.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I'm sorry I ruined it with my snarky.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I got.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I got?

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know you had.

[Chick McGee]

Can you feel the giving nature of this room light?

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, we have to. We'll come back with that. Do that joke again.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Later today. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I got him for his birthday? Louis Vuitton. Okay. Happy birthday, Whitney. Whitney. Whitney Houston.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody take a bath in her eyes.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

1964. Hoda Kotb.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She the Good morning American chick.

[Jess Hooker]

That's Ace's crush.

[Chick McGee]

Today's crush.

[Tom Griswold]

She retired.

[Jess Hooker]

She bumped.

[Tom Griswold]

Her last name is spelled K, O, T, B. That was her father's radio station. West of the Mississippi.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't seem right.

[Josh Arnold]

West of the Mississippi.

[Tom Griswold]

Otherwise, it would have been the www.

[Chick McGee]

It would be what?

[Tom Griswold]

She'd be Hoda. What be what be Jillian Anderson, born in 1968.

[Josh Arnold]

Love her.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there's this. Says here there is something called the Scully effect. This is a real thing. I'm not. Apparently her role in the X Files inspired young ladies to do things like join the FBI and study science.

[Jess Hooker]

Science?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Criminology.

[Tom Griswold]

That's called the smelly effect.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, the other effect would be it got a lot of dudes to believe in ridiculous conspiracy theories and that'll.

[Chick McGee]

Are they ridiculous?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When we come back, what's happening over there on the news desk?

[Jess Hooker]

What is a movie that would make a bad stage play? Oh, that's a good question about it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially a musical.

[Jess Hooker]

A musical. That's it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you guys going to see Platoon? The musical.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch out for those bullets.

[Chick McGee]

Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

The Simpsons do Planet of the Apes? The musical?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they.

[Chick McGee]

Dr. Zayos.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out what that's all about. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

You open a mail?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. I didn't know you got mail here.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't either. It's the invitation to my 50th reunion. My high school reunion. Oh, boy, oh, boy. They do have a. A cartoon of the Burger Chef. We would cruise the Burger Chef in high school.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Very.

[Josh Arnold]

I always heard tell of the Burger Chef.

[Chick McGee]

Good Burger Chef.

[Josh Arnold]

And Jeff, my dad worked at a Burger Chef for a while.

[Chick McGee]

No, kid.

[Tom Griswold]

What was their trick? Didn't they. Was it a. A grill? There was something different about them that was very good.

[Chick McGee]

They had the works bar when we. We. We'd have.

[Josh Arnold]

They did. I always love to work sport.

[Chick McGee]

The team meal before games. Home games. We'd all walk down to the Burger Chef and just load our cheeseburger up with all the pickles you wanted.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

We couldn't believe it.

[Jess Hooker]

Remember when Wendy's had that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember their potato bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And then they expanded.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now a lot of restaurants have that free lettuce.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And oftentimes just sitting outside.

[Chick McGee]

And also jalapenos are on there too. Goodbye. Where was I? Oh, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi. Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick and I believe Pat Godwin. You were talking about a song. Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Pat. Pat has been recovering from shoulder surgery.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can play the guitar again. Your arms feeling okay today?

[Pat Godwin]

Feels pretty good. Not bad at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, not bad. Well, now I know that you're going to be doing your first live show in quite some time is coming up at the Astra theater. You'll be going to to Jasper, Indiana, courtesy of the Razor wrzr. Thank you very much, Razor. And you're gonna be doing a live Show Saturday evening, August 22nd. [e-mail]. are you already in psyched up for doing another live show?

[Pat Godwin]

I am, yeah. I have to go over a lot of the stuff you have to keep you up to date on your stuff. Kind of go over the words a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Have you been working on the singing at home? Tell me about where you grew up. A car. A car you like loved.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, for the Springsteen thing. Girl car job, you hate, town you want to love. See, I screwed up already. Not town you want to love.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you do that on your dry bar special? I do know the answer. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, halfway in the. Halfway in the middle of it.

[Tom Griswold]

How does one see the dry bar comedy special on tv?

[Pat Godwin]

You go to the dry bar comedy website and you put in Pat Godwin all caps, all one word and you get a month for free.

[Chick McGee]

Or have you ever done that with Jess though?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay, sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I haven't happened.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you answer the questions, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I. Oh, let's do it right now. I've seen you do it a thousand.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

You haven't been a member of it.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I haven't. But I love it so much. Explain how it works live on stage.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm a Hugh Springsteen fan, but I could have been been Bruce Springsteen. I can sing like that. I could write like that. Any Springsteen song. All you need is a girl, a car, job you hate, town you want to leave. That's the Springsteen formula. Okay, now, Jess, I know your first name. What kind of car do you drive? I think I even know that you drive a Jeep.

[Jess Hooker]

I drive a Jeep, Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, so we got Jess and the Jeep alliteration already beautiful for a song Chess.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeep, you're doing great.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess, what do you do for a living? I think I kind of know. But what would you label it?

[Jess Hooker]

What's Caretaker?

[Pat Godwin]

Caretaker.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Caretaker. All right, Just Jeep Caretaker. And where are you from? I don't know where you're from.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm from New Palestine.

[Pat Godwin]

New Palestine.

[Tom Griswold]

I already have a Palestine. Or Palestine.

[Jess Hooker]

It's Ste. Here.

[Tom Griswold]

That's weird, isn't it? Ironic, really.

[Chick McGee]

You're not helping, you troublemaker. Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's review. For the Springsteen song, we have Jess Jeep, She's a caretaker.

[Tom Griswold]

Caretaker is not correct.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll go with.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. What would you. What. What do you think? I do?

[Tom Griswold]

I think radio announcer would be nice. My caretaker. Sounds like you're changing the diaper.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's pretty close.

[Pat Godwin]

Radio personality, then.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Ladies and gentlemen, Bruce Springsteen. How you guys doing this morning? Man, it's pretty early to be singing. Come to show day. I got to thinking about a girl I knew a long time ago. Now I'm a married man. Shouldn't be having those soft thoughts. But sometimes an old flame smeared in your. Now look here. Around. Around the mics here. That's Jess. Jess, how are you doing?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm great, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Old girlfriend of mine.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Bruce.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Bruce. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know who that other guy isn't. On stage with me. I wrote a song for you a long time ago. How. You married now?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't mean to embarrass either of you. This was a long time ago. I'd like to do it for you now. Never had a chance to put it on a CD or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to do it for you now.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Chess. Oh, you broke my heart. Why?

[Josh Arnold]

It's easy to rhyme.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember we didn't get much sleep. Oh, in the back city. Oh, sheep. Oh, just the day you set me free. You said you wanted to work as a radio personality. Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Bruce, you blew a testicle there.

[Pat Godwin]

I think when you left. It was done sort of abruptly and felt kind of mean. I went through back on to Jersey and you stayed in New P. She

[Tom Griswold]

couldn't play more to run. Play the funny stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

She couldn't look at you. She was so, so shy.

[Tom Griswold]

A nice, nice way to get to New Palestine. That's a. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Good job.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice. Very nice job.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you very much. It's a magic trick. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

The melody's already preset.

[Tom Griswold]

No Patty G. Once again at the Astra Theater in in Jasper, Indiana. That's coming up Saturday, August 22nd. That'll be a great show. Tickets@astro theater.com. now we can squeeze in a quick news story. Jess, what do you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

A stage adaptation of the Silence of the Lambs has debuted in the uk.

[Chick McGee]

Ah. What do you think about that, Doctor?

[Jess Hooker]

Written by Gina John Frito and based on the novel of the same name by Thomas Harris.

[Chick McGee]

I love Fritos.

[Jess Hooker]

The play opened this month in Leicester, England. The production plans to tour the UK and Ireland through 2027. Early reviews of the show have been positive with the Guardian. The Guardian calling it electrifying and also queasy.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Now, is it a straight play or a musical?

[Jess Hooker]

No, there's gays.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a theater.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's a straight play.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Why, I mean, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd watch it now for a musical. That'd be pretty funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're not going for funny.

[Chick McGee]

Who wants a liver with some beans

[Tom Griswold]

and a bit of tea?

[Chick McGee]

Auntie, I admire your enthusiasm, absolutely. Enthusiasm for the bit.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you want to. What would you. What would be the worst possible. I mean, although if you had said to anybody, hey, they're going to turn the. The story of George Washington into a huge hip hop musical.

[Josh Arnold]

Have they?

[Chick McGee]

Are you trying to talk about Hamilton?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm. The story of George is in it. I know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

George Washington, Alexander Hamilton and no, that

[Josh Arnold]

seemed unlikely, didn't it? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying, what would be the worst movie you could turn into a musical?

[Pat Godwin]

We'd have to start with Schindler's List, obviously.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The girl in the Red coat. No, don't do no list.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you on the list? I'm on the list.

[Chick McGee]

We're on the list. Jazz hands.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I could have shaved so many more. See this watch? See this watch?

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they. Is the. Is the line in the novel where. I know it's one of your favorite lines in a movie. Great big fat person.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember if that's in the book.

[Chick McGee]

I kind of think it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Wait, wait. Is she a great big fat person? He kind of smiles.

[Tom Griswold]

If that movie were to come out these days, would they. Would they do a Lego set with a pit and a dog?

[Chick McGee]

Did you say that just came out with Harry Potter?

[Josh Arnold]

Like lego stuff?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. $500 or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh boy.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a fake Lego set. 9 million pieces circulating right now. And it's from the movie My Girl and it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

A coffin.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not real, but they.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Now they're, they're just. Now it's all these fake ones that are really funny and inappropriate. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. What would. What would be another movie that wouldn't be a particularly interesting musical? Musical. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Twelve Angry Men.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that.

[Chick McGee]

You think he's pissed?

[Pat Godwin]

My dinner with Andre. You're gonna finish that?

[Tom Griswold]

That might not be so bad. Might be better than the movie.

[Chick McGee]

Will the waiter ever come?

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up? Give me the teaser, as they say.

[Chick McGee]

You say it, you're the only one.

[Jess Hooker]

Do your finances affect your love life?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Rick.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna need more about that. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what you mean by that. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think a lot of. A lot of people, I think, blame romantic failures on money.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's an easy out.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out what the results of that are right now. Speaking of money, maybe a good time to save some money. Hyundai's having their famous getaway sales event. They call it that because you're gonna get away with a great deal. Feel so right, it almost feels wrong. Hyundai has a bunch of great adventure ready SUVs. The Hyundai Santa Fe out there, the Santa Fe hybrid. The Tucson. The Tucson hybrid. Christy Lee, her hybrid, she says is getting her from Hyundai. She's getting about 35 miles a gallon. Plus out there, the stylish Elantra loaded with all the latest in technology and the all electric Ioniq 5 and the Ioniq 9 from Hyundai. Take a break, get down to your Hyundai dealer, take a test drive, see what you think. Get away with the deal. You'll love during this, the Hyundai getaway sales event. It's not going on that much longer. They want you to get in there today. You'll love driving a Hyundai.

[Pat Godwin]

Check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, you can just go [e-mail] get some details about these vehicles. Once again, HyundaiUSA.com we are going to come back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. Hello. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about this stage adaptation of Silence of the Lambs. I think, Josh, you could probably play a pretty good. Good Hannibal Lecter.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. I. I think the nuance it would take is actually harder than it looks, but I'd give it a try, like, to see that.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Be weird if that movie, the movie version of that, became kind of like Rocky Horror where people would go and they. Oh, yeah, they'd heave fava beans the screen occasionally throw some spoons.

[Josh Arnold]

Huge.

[Chick McGee]

And they'd all stand up and put lotion on multiple MIGs.

[Josh Arnold]

Does that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember that scene she walks in the street?

[Tom Griswold]

She's walking.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never watched it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Migs. He hissed at you. What did he say?

[Chick McGee]

And then she said, I could smell me.

[Josh Arnold]

He goes, I, however, cannot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. It's a really good movie.

[Chick McGee]

Other than Jodie Foster, she's great in it.

[Josh Arnold]

She won best act Actress. It is scary.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't want to watch it.

[Chick McGee]

What a bunch of.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the scariest.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got a great ending, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Really cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it based on a true story?

[Chick McGee]

A couple.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we'll move forward. Here we have.

[Chick McGee]

Game was running when everyone was walking down.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. What's happening?

[Jess Hooker]

A talker research survey reveals how finances affect Americans love lives. The poll of 2,000 US adults found that one quarter feel that their financial situation has stopped them from finding true love.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so they're just not confident in their financial situation to go out and meet somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe they couldn't go out on dates, they couldn't afford him.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that what it means?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Younger respondents were more likely to believe their finances have prevented them from. From finding true love.

[Chick McGee]

Love, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't afford to go to the champagne room.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, that's where you find true love.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

With 40% of Gen Z's admitting this compared to the 10% of the baby boomers. Okay, all right. So baby boomers, not so much. They don't think their finances prevent love. Finding love.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever find in your. In the history of your dating that that was a problem either way?

[Jess Hooker]

Finances? No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever date a guy, you had to go pick him up because he couldn't afford a car?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, never did that.

[Tom Griswold]

That have been a deal breaker.

[Josh Arnold]

I went on a date once. My mom had to fund.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She kept insisting I go on a date with a co worker of hers who was much, much younger than my mom. So it wasn't. But, you know, you guys were good and long ago. I go, mom, I have zero money to take this girl anywhere. And she was like, I'll give you a hunt, you know?

[Jess Hooker]

How old were you?

[Josh Arnold]

20 something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would have been super awkward if something had happened.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I didn't care for it at all. And it wasn't the girl's fault. It was just. I did not like being in that position.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you do?

[Josh Arnold]

We went on a date and it was fine, but I didn't go on another one.

[Tom Griswold]

Where did you go?

[Josh Arnold]

We went to some restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

Spaghetti Factory.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it wasn't Spaghetti Factory. I forget the name the of of it, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember her name?

[Josh Arnold]

Nope. No.

[Chick McGee]

Play a little slap and tickle?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, there was no.

[Tom Griswold]

What, did you talk about your mom's job the whole time?

[Josh Arnold]

No, we had, you know, it was typical date chatter.

[Chick McGee]

But to walk her to the door,

[Josh Arnold]

it wasn't good enough for me to go, hey, mom, can I borrow more money to go on a second date?

[Jess Hooker]

Have you ever had to get creative on a date because of tight funds? Like, made it look like a picnic in the park, but it was just because you were poor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I've done. You know, there was definitely a. There was a Sculpture park date.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because. Mostly because of that.

[Jess Hooker]

Because it's free.

[Josh Arnold]

I was like, let's get coffee and walk. The Sculpture park turned out fantastic.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet she loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it like Rodin's the Thinker was there?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. To me it was complete junk.

[Tom Griswold]

But it wasn't quality.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying it wasn't quality.

[Chick McGee]

So you.

[Josh Arnold]

My untutored eye. It was garbage.

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't go on an art walk unless it was top notch art.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. I enjoyed bad art as much as the next guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I looked at a lot of it and went, okay, yeah, somebody has. Oh, somebody has a welding mask and can take some garbage and twist it a little bit and somehow you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're harsh.

[Josh Arnold]

Critic again. Untutored on.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it just speaks to a lot of women with just like that they. You don't have to spend a lot of money.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you said it turned out pretty well.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. We got married. I mean, obviously it didn't all. It didn't end perfectly.

[Chick McGee]

Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's move forward. What else is happening over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Let's see. What do we have? Cornell University has updated its community living standards to Include a clause banning the processing of wild animals in communal kitchens.

[Josh Arnold]

I am for this.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you remember. Why do you remember this story from last year?

[Chick McGee]

Go Big Red. What the hell?

[Jess Hooker]

The update follows a September incident in which students skinned and butchered a legally hunted bear in a shared kitchen in a residence hall.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember that at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a big story. They, these guys, they had a license to hunt a bear. They got one, they brought it back to their dorm room.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they, it got out of hand. So then they went into one of the, the whatever. The community kitchen.

[Chick McGee]

If that doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

And they, they were butchering it.

[Chick McGee]

Animal House, too. I'll kiss you. We killed and butchered a bear.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you can imagine how the, the average dorm room. And I was in college anyway, was pretty rough. But there wasn't like bare scat, blood, no fur all over the place.

[Josh Arnold]

And there was some torn up beaver.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you wish.

[Josh Arnold]

I was talking about you and your school.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there was a beaver.

[Chick McGee]

You know, like you would with your girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Jump on the insult.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a beaver or two that might have gotten wrecked.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Wrecked it, but tore it up.

[Tom Griswold]

That, that, that, that got me looking at some stuff because obviously they, they made this rule because of this incident last year, which, which we talked about. But I, I, then I, I started. I went into this Reddit thread that. I think I gave this to you.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, let me see. Yeah. Oh, God. I got into Reddit over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

Don't go down that hole. No.

[Jess Hooker]

If you ever want to know every horrible thing about yourself, go there.

[Tom Griswold]

This is rules that exist for a specific reason.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Or, and, oh, that's fun. Like instructions that you'll see.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, I, I mean, some of them are ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it. If you see a rule, it doesn't take much to. Well, there must have been somebody who did that. Now we can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Read the side of a ladder.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to buy a letter, go to the hardware store. You need to have a lawyer to

[Josh Arnold]

get on a ladder anymore, but these are even more.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Ready? Remove baby before collapsing. Stroll.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yes. Someone didn't know to do that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Pharmacy worker weighs in. Unwrap the suppositories before you insert them.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I've never seen, I've never seen a suppository. Are they wrapped, you know, in a thing individually? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. H. I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I assume that in this particular case, there must have been some kind of individual suppository. What's that have in I. Are they wrapped in foil or something?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I think they are wrapped in foil. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they really?

[Chick McGee]

I can't. The last one I had was 30 years ago, but, yeah, I think they were wrapped in.

[Tom Griswold]

So it looks like those little Easter eggs.

[Jess Hooker]

So you could.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Jess Hooker]

So one could assume that it dissolves, that you don't have to wrap it. That could be. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, so presumably on the suppositories, it would say unwrap.

[Jess Hooker]

I would hope.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

At hardware stores, toilets are for display purposes only.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. Somebody crapped.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently you're pledging a fraternity. You got to do that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. That's got to be a rough day at Home Depot. Oh, yikes.

[Chick McGee]

See the picture of you menards. Let's do it.

[Jess Hooker]

Never iron your clothes while they're being worn.

[Tom Griswold]

I have seen that.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been tempted to do it.

[Jess Hooker]

My mom did it, and she had the top of the iron burn on her stomach.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

When I was a kid, just. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I give everybody a tip for an ironing tip again?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can't think of anyone stopped you.

[Tom Griswold]

You like to iron stuff occasionally?

[Chick McGee]

I love iron. I love ironing. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When I go to a hotel, I'll. If I'm going to go out, I'll. I'll take my shirt because they get all crumpled up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Give it a quick iron.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Here's my tip. If you're using the iron that comes in the hotel room, take a white towel out, put it on the ironing board and hit the steamer thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And see if it's coming out brown.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Get the sand out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Get the people. Yeah. Non distilled water. I've ruined a nice linen shirt that way.

[Jess Hooker]

Same. I actually just bought the. The iron cleaner. It's like a steaming thing that you run through it.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

You can.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the kind of dorky thing I need to know about.

[Josh Arnold]

I used to bring my iron on the road. I always just.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

I had in the back of my car because so many hotel.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Even the finest hotels, their irons were just crap.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. During the comedy tour, I would travel with one because people would show up and look like hell. So. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, here's another rule. I have actually seen this one. Go ahead. Do you have that one on there? The next one.

[Jess Hooker]

Do not smoke when applying hairspray.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Somebody learned that the hard way, man.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel like every woman I knew growing up had a cigarette hanging her mouth and Aquanet just going crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

And is Aquanet highly flammable?

[Jess Hooker]

Highly flammable, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was one of those things you'd grab if you wanted to do the lighter.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that was the go to for sure.

[Chick McGee]

You know, like you, you take the pam and shoot it at the gas.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, great gag, Mr. Safety over there.

[Tom Griswold]

I would, I would turn on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The gas on low on the cooktop and then show the kids. Want to see a magic trick?

[Josh Arnold]

A menace? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was very impressive.

[Chick McGee]

He's a firebug.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, no, no, it's. It's a way to have your kids think that you're God, which is what I like to do.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very important.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting for you.

[Josh Arnold]

To your dogs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, your dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Us.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, my dogs are convinced.

[Chick McGee]

What about wanting to be like you're a God?

[Tom Griswold]

Say to my dogs, let there be light. Click, boom. They're. They love that.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you, I bet you do that every time. Go past the dog's room and click. They'll.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen the thing? Don't use. What is it? Don't use a blow dryer and shower.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy. Who's doing that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they did it once.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, those.

[Chick McGee]

That's almost impossible now with the gfi,

[Tom Griswold]

those hair dryers, they will take out your electricity.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So fast they'll blow a fuse. I mean it's unbelievable.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I have one of those Dyson airwrap and it's insane, huh? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We were on the air. We haven't been knocked off the air often enough for many people. Do you remember the time.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we gotta. Listen, maybe they'll get knocked off the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the time, Chick? They were making pancakes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The griddle, the cooktop.

[Tom Griswold]

And they plugged in a griddle in the old green room and it knocked us off the air. And we've got a great set of engineers and a terrific sound chain, but I don't know how they, they. I think they've since rewired it. Yeah, I. What was. We were talking about this. I think it was. It was the ships. The. A lot of the cruise ships now do not allow you to bring your own hair dryer.

[Pat Godwin]

That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You have to use the onboard hair dryers because the hair dryers, I don't know what the electronic term is, but they suck up so much power it would blow the Fuses. Wow. So a little bit of a lesson learned. If you've heard of some rules that exist for a specific reason. You know we've often said, you know that there are. There are certain reasons. There are certain things that they had to do them because certain rules for clubs. For all kinds of things.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Because somebody did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Take your baby out before collapsing. The stroller is really one of the top.

[Jess Hooker]

That's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really something.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that this is not a step.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On every ladder and it kind of is a step.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't set up ladder on.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, at the top one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't set up a ladder on short dinghy.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Tom Griswold]

So stuff pretty. Pretty stupid. What. What's coming up in the world of news.

[Jess Hooker]

We have funny names.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this like Helen Lip Shits?

[Jess Hooker]

That's funny kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

One of them along those lines.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them is just.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I can't. It can't be real.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I. When I. A cop friend of mine sent me that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning PJ or security guard. And no.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a big difference.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a badass. Well, he's got a gun. Big. Bigger than your.

[Josh Arnold]

I can buy a badge.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen a normal looking guy that I've. I wondered because Tom goes. This guy, he could lift your house and I saw him. He's like. I know. 6ft 180.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A man. Almost a guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Almost whips it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a joke.

[Jess Hooker]

And would you eat a 162-year-old Guinness? Would you drink.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh drink one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I think you might have to eat it. Wouldn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get the feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Be chunky.

[Tom Griswold]

Might be kind of dusty.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got to be some issues with it.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out. We'll find out about that. But right now we're going to find out about Simplisafe.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

Please.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

And we appreciate it. Don't forget, there's no safe like Simplisafe.

[Tom Griswold]

Quick footnote here. I just did a little bit of research. I did not know this. Even non aerosol pump hairsprays in some cases are flammable. Wow. I thought it was the propellant. It's the alcohol in the hairspray. It says non aerosol pump hairsprays can produce a highly combustible aerosol cloud. Loud. Yikes. Did not know that. Yeah, not that I use a lot of hairspray. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

No one says anything until you do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Spray wax on my skull.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of nice to see that. That you treat yourself the way you do. Well, that's. That's kind of nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, when we come back, today in history, whatever baldy we've. We've got.

[Josh Arnold]

I said, I see what you did there and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, bravo.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll maybe get a Jim Dreyer update in his swim. We'll find out what happened.

[Chick McGee]

Holding my breath.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello. Hi, Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. How's it going over there?

[Chick McGee]

Swell.

[Jess Hooker]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Aces.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. There may have been an incident. A little bit of blood involved. I'm okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You didn't spill anything, though?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Are you talking about a bloody stool?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I'm talking about my little puppy scratched

[Josh Arnold]

me this morning and caused you to have a bloody stool.

[Chick McGee]

That's wild. Where they scratch you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, I was heading into the morning. The morning lick.

[Chick McGee]

I have never.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I have never seen anyone react to cuts and lesions and scrapes and abrasions like you do now. Have you put the.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not.

[Chick McGee]

I can barely see it.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, maybe the size of a mosquito bite.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it wouldn't stop bleeding is the problem.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you've gone.

[Jess Hooker]

Stop picking at it.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't pick it.

[Chick McGee]

You say you're probably like me. 9,000 blood thinners. You're bleeding.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Little.

[Tom Griswold]

Little puppies got sharp claws.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Kitty's got clowns.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not a kitty, he's a dog.

[Josh Arnold]

He was referencing an old idiom.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it now?

[Josh Arnold]

He was referencing an old.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind. Idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Idiot. I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. It's time now to do today in history for today instead of over the weekend.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, Mr. Somebody had relaxed Sunday evening, didn't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I never. Let's see now. Oh, this is a good one. I think you'll like this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1776, on this date, August 10th, Thomas Jefferson.

[Chick McGee]

No, hang on. Caesar Rodney. No, I haven't gone yet. John Adam.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't gone yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope. In England, word of the United States's Declaration of Independence hit town.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you'll be back.

[Tom Griswold]

What's all this then? Yeah, the Great. That's my favorite song.

[Chick McGee]

I know it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Hamilton, you'll be back. The King sing. Oh, it's great. Think about that. So then. So they find out about it on August 10th, and then I guess we found out that they found out three months later than that they don't know

[Josh Arnold]

that we know that we know they know.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's complicated. And then the British wisely decided to. I say let's make their uniforms bright red. That way when they're fighting between the trees, they'll see them.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was the camouflage that eluded them? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was the first guy that said it's had to be like a really high up general one to look nice as opposed to a guy going, hey, maybe make some. We'll call it camouflage so they can't see it. It's pretty amazing. We have a pretty much a 15 second news cycle now. Yeah, yeah. Hamilton, that is. That's the best. I love that part.

[Chick McGee]

I know you do.

[Tom Griswold]

The King. It's very, very cool. Oh, this is interesting. In 1793, the Lou Museum open.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, it's Louver.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Louver.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a couple times. I.

[Chick McGee]

So I picked up a kitten.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to the. The important thing at the Louvre is the. You go to the postcard shop and then you go see the dogs playing poker and get out. Oh, or wait a minute, I go

[Chick McGee]

see the Mona Lisa, which is Did I hear this right? The one on display at the Louvre is fake?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it is. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think it is too.

[Tom Griswold]

They're building a whole new wing for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Not only do I think it is, I don't blame them.

[Chick McGee]

Right. The way things. Yeah. It's going to either get defaced or stolen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't. You really can't get near it.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it also really small?

[Chick McGee]

It's about the size of Willie and Jeff.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not sure what the big deal is. I think it's maybe because it was stolen once or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Movies. Sunset Boulevard premiered on this date in 1950.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

I'm ready for my close up.

[Tom Griswold]

I am big. It's the pictures that got small.

[Chick McGee]

Ham fisted.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's kind of the point, right? Yeah, she's.

[Chick McGee]

I guess. I love William Holden, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, man, he's good.

[Tom Griswold]

I've had a lady say to you, I am not big.

[Pat Godwin]

Your penis.

[Tom Griswold]

That my ass is not big. It's just the chairs.

[Chick McGee]

I got news for you, man.

[Tom Griswold]

The chairs that got small.

[Chick McGee]

You give me an ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right? Give me something to work with.

[Josh Arnold]

Have another slice.

[Tom Griswold]

1960, Alfred Hitchcock's movie, Psycho.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Premiered. I. That movie terrified me.

[Josh Arnold]

Rightfully so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I can't imagine you and your relationship with your mother watching Psycho.

[Tom Griswold]

My relationship with Showering Boy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a. That's a good one.

[Jess Hooker]

That is scary.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I didn't know this fact. In 1984, the first PG13 movie was released.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess there was a. There was a problem with what? There was G rated. And then there was, I guess, GPG

[Josh Arnold]

and R. Oh, okay. And a couple movies, sort of Red dawn and Red.

[Tom Griswold]

This. This is very good, Josh. This says Red dawn was the first.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

PG movie.

[Josh Arnold]

And it could have been R. There's some. The first 20 minutes of that are kind of brutal.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember if there's much.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently. You know, dead foreigners is okay, but you put a nipple in there, you're out. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it also like how many times you can say a certain.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now it's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They say you can get away with one. One of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And that's a PG13. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently those people aren't familiar with the Internet and. What's up?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the MPAA is a total joke.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1993, Ruth Bader Ginsburg was sworn into the Supreme Court. Did you know that her arch enemy was Judge Judy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they Hated him.

[Chick McGee]

Other.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. Also that Judge Judy apparently is the highest paid yes.

[Chick McGee]

Person on the planet.

[Josh Arnold]

Good for her. She gets to be a. To poor people. How. How nice. Judge Junior. What a terrible garbage human being.

[Pat Godwin]

And now her son's doing. Doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Y.

[Jess Hooker]

He took over for her.

[Pat Godwin]

He's doing a. Another show, I think. I don't think she's quitting.

[Chick McGee]

His name is like Judge Jerry or something.

[Pat Godwin]

It's something.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been developing a Halloween costume. I call it Groovy Bader Ginsburg.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very.

[Tom Griswold]

I dress. I dress as the creature Guardians of the Galaxy. Wearing a robe.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's an easy one for you, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Son of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. 1814. You're doing great today, Henry Nestle.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, I'm guessing chocolatier.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like the term chocolatier.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like they're an army.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Chocolatier of the Porthos d'. Artagnan. Was that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I can never remember the name of those guys. I always get Dartanian now. Oh. Happy birthday, Herbert Hoover. Yikes. Things didn't go well for him that second. Oh, here's a good one for you, Pat. 1909. Happy birthday, Leo Fender.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Leo invented the bumper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Instrumental in inventing the bumper.

[Pat Godwin]

Went on a bender.

[Tom Griswold]

Or the guitar. Now this one is confusing to some people.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1928. Jimmy Dean, the singer. Had the big hit with Big Bad John.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a great TV show I watched when I was a kid that had. I think it was Ralph the Muppet on. It might have been the first.

[Jess Hooker]

Rolf.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Rolf?

[Chick McGee]

R, O, W, L, F. Please.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Proper respect must be shown.

[Tom Griswold]

But today, famous for sausage. Sausages.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

That's a recording of him on the sausage commercials. Now that's Jimmy Dean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

See, they recorded when he was alive.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a number of people that obvious. Sammy Hagar developed a tequila, made him rich. A couple of rappers have done a number of things.

[Jess Hooker]

The big thing now is cosmetics. Like, women get into cosmetics.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that Kylie Jenner's move?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Kylie Jenner, Rihanna, Selena Gomez.

[Tom Griswold]

50 Cent. Did some kind of vitamin water.

[Jess Hooker]

He does a lot. Yeah. Like him and Shaq have invested wisely.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yeah. You really push that only 1F in 50, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to be. I'm trying to pronounce it. The gentleman is 50 cent. He likes to be called Fitty Scent.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know if that. Okay, never mind. What. What are we doing? Playing a Losing game. That's what we're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. This is a. This is a confusing one. Born in 1942, Betsy Johnson. She spells Betsy B, E, T, S, E, Y. You know, she is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. She's the clothing lady, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Famous designer. Kind of spent thousands of bucks to look like you walked out of Claire's. Kind of a What? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who is this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Crazy clothing for the lady.

[Jess Hooker]

She's like a George Clinton esque. Like, she just. Her hair's kind of crazy. Colors bright.

[Josh Arnold]

She's confusing, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's ridiculous to pay a. Oh. To look like you walked out of a garbage bin. The extra. The extra E is for expensive Rosanna Arquette. Now there's apparently some confused about the way you pronounce her name.

[Josh Arnold]

Not really. This is something you've invented.

[Tom Griswold]

Some say. Some say Rosanna RK

[Josh Arnold]

Mrs. RK

[Jess Hooker]

why

[Chick McGee]

do you look for things that aren't there? Why do you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Life's too boring.

[Chick McGee]

You eat my heart out, you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1960. Antonio Banderas. Great accent. Incredibly handsome. God, you gotta hate that guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's great.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what his name translates to in English?

[Chick McGee]

Tony.

[Tom Griswold]

Tony Flags.

[Chick McGee]

Tony what?

[Tom Griswold]

Tony Flags.

[Pat Godwin]

Here comes old Tony Flags.

[Chick McGee]

Banderas. That sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a mafia name, doesn't it? I mean, you meet, you downtown, Tony Flags.

[Chick McGee]

Put money on the street. You got to check with Tony Flags. All right. I like.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's a cool actor, don't you guys?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who this is about. The Kylie Jenner.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, go back.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Because it always turns out to be Ariana Grande or somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

1971, Justin Thoreau. Is that the.

[Jess Hooker]

He was married to Jennifer Aniston.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a good actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought he was the Prime Minister of Canada.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's true, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

He was in the Leftovers. He was in. Yeah, one of the Charlie's Angels movies.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know which one. Kylie Jenner Center. I'm not sure which one she is.

[Chick McGee]

Not. Not Kim. And not the tall one.

[Josh Arnold]

She's the richest, isn't she?

[Chick McGee]

She's one of Bruce's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's like insanely savvy.

[Chick McGee]

The youngest one.

[Tom Griswold]

So her dad. Her dad.

[Jess Hooker]

All the cosmetics.

[Tom Griswold]

Her dad is Caitlyn.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a weird sentence, right?

[Chick McGee]

You just. Well, you just can't help yourself, can you?

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of an odd sentence. I mean, like, like. I mean, my dad, surely. I mean, it's a little bit odd just saying what's Coming up in the world of news news, we have to

[Jess Hooker]

get to these funny names eventually. We also have fashion designers. We have the Penis Woods.

[Josh Arnold]

The Penis Woods.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll use an iron.

[Chick McGee]

How far you are from the hole?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's actually like a forest and they call it Penis Woods.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll see why, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What about the last name, though? That is horrible. Are we going to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Funny names.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I got it. Yeah, we'll do that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty brutal. We'll come back with that. These are the aureliotto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. I'm Chick. And hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Special hello. Going out to Richard Hawkins. Closed circuit. I'll tell you why that's important later. Now we have a interesting news story about unusual names.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of Richard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is. This was sent to me by a police officer friend of mine, a security guard, please.

[Chick McGee]

And I. Is he a police officer or security guard?

[Tom Griswold]

Which please.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, so think of the worst last name you could have to go with Richard.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I would say Richard Glasscock. Yeah, I bet that's a name.

[Josh Arnold]

Definitely giggles there.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially if they call you Sucker. Dick.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, if they call you. Yeah, if you go by Dick. Oh, what would be.

[Tom Griswold]

What would.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say sucker?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but in this case, this is an actual obituary.

[Jess Hooker]

Richard. Dick Porn.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Sucker's worse.

[Jess Hooker]

His last name is Porn. P O, R, N. Dick Porn. Dick Porn. He passed away unexpectedly on July 1st.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you grow up?

[Chick McGee]

If you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. If your last name is Porn, wouldn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you change your name if your last name's Porn.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you lean into it.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you go ahead and just go, yeah, I'm Dick Porn.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Peter Porn would be just as bad. I think Peter Porn's worth hers. Yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Because of the alliteration. It draws attention.

[Chick McGee]

Peter Point. It also sounds like a mascot for the porn industry.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Peter Porn.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen that?

[Tom Griswold]

What would it be? A giant phallus with arms?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you guys, I've never heard the last name Porn. You're already at a disadvantage.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that one of those Ellis island things where some guy was bored and someone came off the Boat. And their name was like, you know, Porchnik or something. And.

[Jess Hooker]

And they just. They just shortened it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I mean, porn, that word wasn't really Ellis Island Times.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but pornography. Pornography was.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure, but I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They shortened that too.

[Josh Arnold]

Even. That was

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry about the passing of Dick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, that's. That's a pass around.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this was. This is legit. Legit. These two people.

[Josh Arnold]

This is legit. Unlike your so called cop friend.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. This is. These are two politicians out of Kansas.

[Tom Griswold]

The first one is Bonita.

[Jess Hooker]

Gooch.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not that funny. What are we.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what bonita means in Spanish?

[Pat Godwin]

It means pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that. That translates.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

A good looking taint.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Good looking lady. Taint is what?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Gooch.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that is true.

[Chick McGee]

I think Gooch is a cool last name.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You would. Your nickname would be Gooch. Yeah. Hey, Gooch. I think Gooch is a great nickname, but, you know, call me Gooch. I'm done with chick. Call me Gooch.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that in the world of slang terminology.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Gooch is a, you know, kind of a. Does it. Does it imply.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just get to the next.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a pejorative meaning to Gooch? Does it mean like. Like a.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think it's nasty. You must hear it way more than I do. I never hear it.

[Chick McGee]

I've never. I never. I never heard Gucci when I was around Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh. I grew up knowing.

[Chick McGee]

And then I. Yeah. And there was a high school nearby that. Yeah, evidently a Guccing. Was Guccing some sort of unfortunate. Unfortunate hazing. A bunch of the basketball players got in trouble for.

[Jess Hooker]

What do you guys know to be a Gooch?

[Josh Arnold]

A taint.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. That's it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the thumb up the.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got a Gooch. This guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So that's what the incident was. That's a high school.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's just an awkward.

[Jess Hooker]

It is an awkward name.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be like. You wouldn't want to say, this is the Reverend Gooch now.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever this next name is. Whatever this next. We can't like laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I have a feeling I won't.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're predisposed not to. I. I think we should just stop.

[Jess Hooker]

Brandon Whipple.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's kind of sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Whipple's kind of a mystery.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Whipple.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Whipple. I mean, that's all they grew up with.

[Jess Hooker]

Remember all the Whipples nipple. They just. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you go, oh, I went right to Mr. Whipple.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't squeeze the Charmin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, squeeze my shaman, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I can see why you. I mean, you're just below the Mr. Whipple.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a great commercial. That made no sense.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember people would sneak into grocery stores just to squeeze the Charmin.

[Josh Arnold]

It was so soft.

[Chick McGee]

It's arguable that that's one of the best commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ever.

[Tom Griswold]

That probably sold more toilet paper.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. The campaign was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Without ever saying what it was used for.

[Chick McGee]

Whoever came up with that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that actor probably had a pretty nice pad or palace somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

My parents played blackjack with him at Vegas.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

All of a sudden they were. They were at a blackjack table and this guy sat down and it was Mr. Whipple.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

They talked to him for a while

[Chick McGee]

and he kept mumbling, daddy gotta win. Daddy, Daddy gotta win.

[Pat Godwin]

Spent all the Charmin money.

[Chick McGee]

Don't squeeze the cards.

[Tom Griswold]

That poor guy. No matter. No matter where he went.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure his name was, I believe, Dick something. Hmm. It could have been Dick Gooch. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have been weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Not Dick porn.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was a. Yeah. There was an famous athlete. Dick Groat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Dick Wilson is Mr. Whip. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Dick Groat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. New York Met Catcher, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Dick Groat sounds like some kind of skin ailment.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

We always said grody. We never said groat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we said Grody, too. Dick Groat does sound like a. Dick

[Chick McGee]

Groat was his name. But.

[Josh Arnold]

But we. We.

[Chick McGee]

Before we heard about.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you called him Grody.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, before we heard about him. We use the term grody a lot. That was awful and nasty.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what's coming up in the world of news?

[Jess Hooker]

We have the fecal matter fashion movement.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Are the hits just coming today? Yeah, I mean, we've had the Raspberries and Eric Carter and these stupid names and. Sorry, I don't know what.

[Tom Griswold]

A story from the world of fashion.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Only fans news. And not in a way that you

[Tom Griswold]

think the only fan story is kind of sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

A little bit. It's strange, but. Yeah. We have the ghost ship. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very bizarre story. It is a. A ship floating off the coast of Washington State with very unusual living creatures on board.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And biting beavers. We have biting beavers in the news coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they'll bite you, won't they?

[Chick McGee]

Vagina dente.

[Tom Griswold]

We, yeah, these are, these are rabid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, biting beavers. Oh, they've had to close off a part of a park right now. Let's talk about your budget and maybe it's getting hit pretty hard right now by, by some of the inflation out there, etc. Etc. You may be able to pay off those credit cards if you've been counting on those to get you through life these days those credit cards have a huge interest rate of 20% plus. So that can get start weighing you down. If you're a homeowner, American Financing may be able to help you out by taking advantage of the equity in your house. If you bought that house five years ago, it's probably worth 30, 40% more. If you bought it 10 years ago, it's probably doubled in value. You can take advantage of that without selling your house. You can refinance your house and take some of that cash and do whatever you want with it so you can ditch those 20% interest rates, consolidate and move forward. This is what they do at American Financing, among other things. They do all kinds of stuff in the world of mortgage. Zero upfront fees, by the way. And you can speak to an employee there that is on a salary base, no pressure to get you due any anything, see if it's, see if it might work for you. I don't know your situation, but give them a call. They ask you to lock in that lower rate before the rates may be going up in September. Depends on how things go. You want to go to american financing.net you can call them at 866-889-2611 or go to americanfinancing.net bobandtom please do the slash. Bob and Tom, so they know that we sent you. Once again, it's americanfinancing.net in MLS 182334

[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people. People at O'Reilly Auto Parts at the news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby, Duch Gooch. I'm. I'm Chick and hello. Hello. Tom said he wanted to be good.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I got a complaint for you.

[Chick McGee]

A complaint? Let's hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Went to Dairy Queen. I'm a big fan.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing complain about there.

[Tom Griswold]

I pulled you like the vanilla soft

[Chick McGee]

serve, am I correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The girls got something, I don't know, like mint, something upside down, whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. I see the mint upside down.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody makes them better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I.

[Ryan Reynolds]

What's.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the thing they turn upside down?

[Jess Hooker]

A blizzard.

[Tom Griswold]

But I pulled up and I've got a fairly, I think, good speaking voice, wouldn't you say?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Often. Clear. You enunciate.

[Tom Griswold]

Good evening, sir. I would please if you would. Oh, your syntax is at your convenience. Well, he. Once again, you're also first generation, freshly off the boat. I want to clarify that. I said. And he goes, I can't hear you. Please pull up. Where's the microphone? They should mark that I'm right. I'm right in front of the menu.

[Chick McGee]

I've never had that problem.

[Josh Arnold]

So where was it?

[Chick McGee]

The microphone?

[Tom Griswold]

Up forward.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, weird. So you can't look at the menu and speak, apparently. I don't care for that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're great.

[Jess Hooker]

I know exactly what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Don't know if it's.

[Jess Hooker]

They have a viewing menu before you get to the microphone.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I've seen that.

[Jess Hooker]

That's. So he stops at the wrong menu and he's trying to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there's another menu with the mic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it'd be nice if there were a sign.

[Josh Arnold]

One time at Starbucks, I pulled right up to the window and the person just opened it, went, can we help you? I went, oh my God. I didn't order. I just skipped the menu completely.

[Tom Griswold]

I can actually almost stop that. I went to Burger King.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you do what that. Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I went to Burger King, went to the microphone thing, ordered my food, pulled up, paid and drove off without the food. Came back half an hour later. I said, by the way, I forgot to pick up my food. And of course the guy was you, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you went to Chick Fil A and ordered Panera Bread one time too.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember? That's cuz they're right next to each other.

[Josh Arnold]

That's still not. You know, we're gonna have to go. Acceptable, because we all know where it is. We're gonna have to go there and film something and just go, here's here, look at this. Look at this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Different.

[Chick McGee]

They are next door.

[Pat Godwin]

Different building.

[Chick McGee]

But it's. It's obvious which drive through on different drive through signage. Yes. The different.

[Tom Griswold]

Different uniforms.

[Chick McGee]

Different.

[Tom Griswold]

Different was sort of vaguely in the area. I just pulled it and I was busy doing something, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

No matter what did you realize did that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh I. I ordered and the guy goes we don't have that here.

[Jess Hooker]

So it was before they had people standing outside.

[Chick McGee]

No matter how you. No matter how you try.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at Panera Bread ordering Chick fil A.

[Chick McGee]

This was your fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh I got it.

[Chick McGee]

I just saying you're a menace.

[Tom Griswold]

That are science.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened to the. I've never been to a drive thru. Sometimes you'll see him in movies. It would be like the clown's mouth and you would talk into them.

[Chick McGee]

Talk into that I think Jack in the box.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So maybe they need drive thrus need to become more.

[Tom Griswold]

My. My daughter went to Sonic over the weekend and was just delighted. I'm not sure what they.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh because you drive. It's like a drive in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So she gets to go up and order the thing and that's kind of fun. So everybody has their own microphone. Maybe you should go there. There you get your own individual microphone.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure you'll. You'll pull up and the microphone will be on the passenger side. But that's. That's fine. I don't know why they put the microphones on the wrong side of this place.

[Tom Griswold]

Now if you do a self checkout at a say a Target or a Lowe's or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, honey, what do you pick up the.

[Tom Griswold]

The handheld or do you do go to the.

[Chick McGee]

Never touch the handheld. I don't. I don't care for the handheld.

[Jess Hooker]

I love the gun.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the handheld.

[Josh Arnold]

I do the gun for things like bottled water, you know, stuff that's in the car.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe I will give it a shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Now does the handheld computer. Does it know that you're leaving it in the cart? Because I used to.

[Josh Arnold]

It always has when I've done it.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to go to trouble to start stacking the stuff on the weighing thing so they know that I'm not stealing it.

[Chick McGee]

I think the days of it actually being. It's important how much things weigh because that's for a long time is what.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's not happening anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

They've gotten better.

[Chick McGee]

I think they know exactly what's in your cart before you scan it.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember you weren't there was a while. I'm Sorry, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

No, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Able to remove a bag from the carousel until everything was done. Now you can do that in most places.

[Chick McGee]

It's coming. You go in.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That you're going to put everything in your shopping cart and then take it out to your car and you'll be charged.

[Jess Hooker]

I hate it when you use your own bags and it weighs the bag and it says you have something on there that you don't. And I just. No, I just brought my own bags.

[Tom Griswold]

They're getting more. So you'll just be able to take your cart, walk through and it'll analyze. Yeah, I understand. The problem with that is it's irradiating.

[Chick McGee]

I forget which.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which airport radiate. It's like, it's like 10x rays.

[Chick McGee]

They have one of those. It's a convenience store. But it's the same principle. You would just walk in, pick up your item and walk out and it charges you.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, they have that at some sporting events now. Like, it's not a regular concession stand. It's just a walk through and you grab your stuff and you scan it and you keep going. Oh, yeah, you don't even.

[Josh Arnold]

So you've got a card on file somewhere.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I found out why Target's only one floor.

[Chick McGee]

Why not everywhere?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Well, there are other two stories, but. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was, I was following a couple. Couple and I, I was able to listen in just for a little bit and I realized that if this, if there had been a second floor, this guy would have jumped off the roof head first?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've always.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he really wanted to.

[Chick McGee]

There are a lot of himself. Domestic squabbles at Target.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I'm a big fan. None of the domestic squabbles would have turned.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

But have you ever watched a woman be so rude, or vice versa, a man be so rude to his partner that you want to go over there and go, you want to come home with me? Me? You know, can I give you a ride home?

[Josh Arnold]

There was a couple at a White Castle one time. I was eating lunch at the booth and in the booth next to me, this woman was giving him such a hard time. I, I was so. I wanted to go, do you want me to shoot you or her? Because I know you want something.

[Chick McGee]

You want out. Something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, I, I almost said, yeah. What are you doing to this poor man?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's sad.

[Jess Hooker]

It is sad.

[Tom Griswold]

This poor guy.

[Josh Arnold]

If I ever saw the opposite, I think I would say, step in.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Some guy Just berating his wife.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd go, I don't care what she did, dude.

[Chick McGee]

Give her.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you doing?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

We all make mistakes. Let's. Let's move forward here. What's going on in the world of news?

[Jess Hooker]

A high end avant garde French fashion house is turning heads with its looks and its name. It's called fecal Matter.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would they do this?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Getting attention. And they have it in French.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. What is the French pronunciation? Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Mat your fecal.

[Josh Arnold]

Mat your fecal.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like. I'm saying it's not your fecal matter.

[Chick McGee]

If you sound like Inspector Cluso, you're

[Jess Hooker]

saying that that translates to fecal matter.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah. It's grace. The red carpets. Thanks to celebrities like Zendaya, Demi Moore.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, when Zendaya wore it on the red carpet, did somebody grab her and stick her nose in it? We don't do that on the carpet.

[Tom Griswold]

I googled. I googled Demi Moore.

[Josh Arnold]

Why wouldn't you.

[Tom Griswold]

In fecal matter. Boy, did I get a. Oh, boy. Somebody had AI or something. That was rough. By the way, fecal matter is also a trend in produce right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that what's causing it?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a lab in China.

[Tom Griswold]

We all know it was.

[Chick McGee]

They're not done with us, apparently. A.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it the suspect? Lettuce and what else is it?

[Chick McGee]

Jalapenos.

[Tom Griswold]

Jalapenos.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is so stupid. And if you look at some of this stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Their looks include dramatic white makeup, shaved heads and eyebrows, as well as skin boots made to look like realistic feet. Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Never a good look look.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Like your skin boots.

[Jess Hooker]

But for people who have a foot thing, they might like it.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a foot thing. Therefore, I really like your skin boots.

[Chick McGee]

Look, pal, you want me to drive you home?

[Tom Griswold]

Who's gonna buy this stuff? Is there like a little logo with a steaming pile?

[Josh Arnold]

That's what they. So celebrities have worn these on the red carpet a lot of times. They're leaving out they were given these things and sometimes paid.

[Jess Hooker]

The designer said the name referred to reflects their view of the fashion industry and challenges the wasteful side of fashion.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's a picture of a woman. She's wearing a multi layered, huge. What do you call when the dress goes way out, like a bustle, and then on the top is a bow tie that's four feet long?

[Josh Arnold]

I like a four foot long bow tie.

[Tom Griswold]

The other one this lady has.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm describing.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's no sillier than what you normally see.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, it kind of looks like a Disney princess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a bright pink.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That looks like AI, though.

[Jess Hooker]

It does, it does.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the other one is a lady that has essentially a big rooster tail on her back.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, is that Demi?

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like her.

[Tom Griswold]

Goodness gracious, no. Is she Demi or Demi? I thought she was Demi.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, let's get my.

[Jess Hooker]

To me. Yeah, you're right to me.

[Josh Arnold]

What did he do? Did he give me the finger?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you gotta look. Flip you right off because you got

[Tom Griswold]

your Demi Moore and Demi Moore and Demi Lovato.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, they're very confusing.

[Josh Arnold]

The tops of world. Other ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you've got your semi erection and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, semi, semi. Although I do say semi sweet morsel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, semisweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the best thing to make chocolate chip cookies, by the way.

[Jess Hooker]

It is if you have enough sugar and brown sugar. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do it anyway. You can buy. People matter.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. It sounds like they're trying to be. Fashion just eludes me. I'm sorry. So I should. I should.

[Jess Hooker]

That side of fashion.

[Josh Arnold]

Recuse myself for.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Have you ever been interested in a fashion trend? No, not since I've known you.

[Josh Arnold]

When I was in, like junior high, it was, hey, everybody's wearing I or Z Cavaricis.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I remember IOUs. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And so I wanted to get things that were right, but that was more of a protective thing. It was. Hey, if I wear that, maybe I'll get made fun of less. I didn't work.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. These fads are so quick to be over now. I forget the newest I.

[Jess Hooker]

The barrel jeans are big with women right now.

[Chick McGee]

I was just gonna say I can't get on board with the big thing for guys. The tighter jeans are kind of going out. The baggy jeans are coming in.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The loose and the.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank goodness.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. But the. The barrel jeans, they literally look like. It looks like a cartoon of a cowboy boy. Like they just. They're. They're like horseshoe shape.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, some of these are.

[Jess Hooker]

They look so idiotic. Yeah. So strange.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you looking at?

[Josh Arnold]

A barrel jeans. So, Tommy, here's.

[Chick McGee]

There they are.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that strange?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like you're the Stay Puff marshmallow man from the waist down.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't Care for them.

[Chick McGee]

You. You kind of walk like a cowboy every now and then. You there was look good on you, Tom. Walking around with those in.

[Tom Griswold]

In the summer heat. I'm wearing all cotton baggy jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And finding all cotton jeans isn't easy anymore.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they all kind of want. They have that stretch the elastic, which I do like.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't mind it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, I was telling. I was yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Not tinsel, but Tencel.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in Kroger yesterday and I. I was.

[Chick McGee]

I know. You couldn't reach something on a high shelf and a six foot six guy came by with dreads and you said. Exactly. Hey, man, I didn't see you help me with this.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Pardon me, sir. What it is.

[Tom Griswold]

What it is, is too high. And what did he say?

[Chick McGee]

No problem, brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no problem, brother.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you ask about his dreads? How he got him? How he did it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did not.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Good job.

[Chick McGee]

What's the deal with your hand?

[Pat Godwin]

How long does that take?

[Tom Griswold]

So I went out. They've got a giant science saying it

[Chick McGee]

is that dirty as I think it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Giant sign saying pumpkin spice is here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. Isn't it a little early? I'm telling you, it coincides with sororities.

[Chick McGee]

They did a big thing on the Today show last week. One of the Halloween out. Bigger than earlier than ever.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen the Halloween stuff out already too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. And. And Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. At Hobby Lobby they do it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, a couple of fashion trends I know that you're in tune with. One of them is the pumpkin spice. The other is yoga pants. Oh, I hope, I hope they never go out of style.

[Pat Godwin]

They won't. No, will not.

[Tom Griswold]

Gorgeous. Look, I'm a big fan. Would you like to see one of your tributes, Gorgeous?

[Josh Arnold]

You pick pumpkin spice or yoga pants. We listen to a recording of orange barrels.

[Pat Godwin]

All right. I haven't practiced either of them in years.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, then I'm all on board.

[Pat Godwin]

It could be a mess.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you somehow combine them? Can you do a medley?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so. I might be able to.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a piano song?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we got it on. Let's hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Play something you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Now July's got the sunshine. April has a shower. January's got the snow. May brings all the flowers.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

November's got the twy December's got Christ. Sweet baby Jesus. But October's Got the pumpkin spice Pumpkin spice, yeah, pumpkin spice oh, a little in my latte would sure be nice but keep it out of my shampoo Can I give you some advice or go easy on the pumpkin spice Just a little bit Now I like sitting a candle I don't mind it in my tea I love it in hooch

[Josh Arnold]

Even though it's bad for me I'm

[Pat Godwin]

going out of my gourd Headed to rehab a better because I'm drinking whiskey with the pumpkin spice I'm addicted to this stuff Everybody. Pumpkin spice hey. Pumpkin spice Put it in your madam you so make your dookie smell nice don't put it in your doucheo Cuz no one wants to smooch Acucha smells of pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice, yeah, pumpkin spice Leave it out of my deodorant and my pizza slice for you freaks who want a blumpkin try with a splash of pumpkin oh, get sleazy with the pumpkin spies or the caves they got spelunking James Brown he put the funk in But October's got the pumpkin spice It's a little sloppy at the end the way

[Tom Griswold]

it should be I like my clams, my clams with pumpkins Never forget, forget

[Josh Arnold]

and I we, we are giving you a wide berth with this. Never forget the caves they got spelunking

[Tom Griswold]

and James Brown he put the funk

[Pat Godwin]

in JLo got the junk in the truck I could have gone on forever

[Tom Griswold]

but you have to change lips October's got the pumpkin spice they're talking about pumpkin spice. It's early August.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. Way too early.

[Tom Griswold]

Way too early.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I won't get one until August 1st.

[Chick McGee]

First.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. I'm a man of.

[Tom Griswold]

August 1st was.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, I misspoke. I won't get one until October 1st.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not. Do not mean to misspeak.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Very good. Now what's coming up?

[Chick McGee]

Have it happen again. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up? Do we have time to get the. The what's marmots? I think we should do that.

[Chick McGee]

You have not made a one word in the past three seconds.

[Jess Hooker]

I can do marmots. You want to do that story when we.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back? I want to do the marmots. And can we do the. The ghost ship? Cuz that's really creepy.

[Josh Arnold]

At any given time, there are almost 300 ghost ships out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I looked it up, so don't question me again.

[Pat Godwin]

Mean like just abandoned ships?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. How odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Just floating around.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How about that ship, huh?

[Jess Hooker]

All this ship talks. Making me nervous.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And we learned last week what is called when you're like I am you, you get disturbed by being in the water and something really large is in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's megalophobia, which is a large something, a fear of that and then a sub. Mechanophobia is what I have when you're afraid of man made objects underwater. I don't know why. I must have in my past life I was on the Titanic or something.

[Jess Hooker]

Strange.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You were John Jacob Astor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I was right.

[Pat Godwin]

We could have.

[Tom Griswold]

Wish you could have saved some of that coin.

[Chick McGee]

Could have left it to yourself. You'd only known.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I want to remind you it's the Hyundai getaway sales event happening right now, Monday.

[Chick McGee]

Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's not going to be going on much longer so you better take advantage of it. You can get away with the deal. So. Right. With a Hyundai, it's going to feel kind of wrong because you're doing a great job and saving some serious cash right now. Great deals on the adventure. Ready SUVs like the Hyundai Santa Fe or the Santa Fe hybrid. The Tucson or the Tucson hybrid. Christy Lee reports her hybrid from Hyundai is getting about 35 miles per gallon. She's had it for three years.

[Jess Hooker]

Years.

[Tom Griswold]

And Christy never keeps a car very long, but she's keeping this one. She says the bold and stylish Elantra out there from Hyundai with the latest in technology or all electric. How about the ionic 5 or the ionic 9? So get down to your local Hyundai dealer today and get away with a deal you'll love during the Hyundai getaway sales event. More details can be found@hyundai USA.com, h y u n d a I Hyundai USA.com get the details on a great deal. Coming up, a weird story off the coast of Washington State, a ghost ship and you'll be stunned when you see who's on board. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

What you want to do, you want to tantalize them with something that's coming.

[Jess Hooker]

I got it right here.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not giving you all the goods every time. You gotta earn it.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. That's good advice. You got to earn it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. The last thing you want to do is say Anything on the radio.

[Josh Arnold]

Get out there and earn it.

[Chick McGee]

You got to get out there and let them know. You might say there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. What, are you going to go through the dailies? What are you going there?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just checking, double checking on something.

[Chick McGee]

I thought our contracts.

[Josh Arnold]

How soon you can fire us?

[Jess Hooker]

Are we gonna get a lottery ticket? Have you guys seen this? It's like 900 million. When do. When do we start doing the. The office lottery ticket?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I could stop and get us tickets tomorrow morning. I don't know why this is a new thing for me, but I'll stop on the way in.

[Jess Hooker]

You're being so generous. What happened over vacation?

[Josh Arnold]

I can't think of a worse. I lost my mind, A worse combination of feelings I'd have than, hey, the excitement of, hey, I won the lottery. And the anger of, oh, I have to share it with you people.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so what?

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

How do I handle this? So I go by, I go in and buy how much, and then we divide it up that way and you pay me or what's going on here?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So if you win, then where you're going to go?

[Josh Arnold]

I would rather not win the lottery than win it with you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. So if we do this and you win, we'll keep the money?

[Josh Arnold]

No,

[Jess Hooker]

I wouldn't be able to win that much and not give you guys some even if you didn't buy.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Don't you have a list of people that you would give money to if you win the lottery?

[Jess Hooker]

Absolutely. Just mad money. Like, I love you, you're my friend.

[Chick McGee]

Please, 100 bucks. What are we doing? 100 bucks?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no. I'd be like, at 900 million.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, shit. You mean total tickets bought?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, total tickets bought.

[Josh Arnold]

Please. The two of you have one conversation.

[Jess Hooker]

That's never happened.

[Tom Griswold]

So you've got. You got, you got 900.

[Chick McGee]

Never happened.

[Tom Griswold]

So you get like 400 million cash. By the time the smoke clears.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I'd give each of you a hundred thousand dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's very nice. And it's a.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, if you get $500 million, you're not going to just tip us out a million. That's what you're going to do?

[Jess Hooker]

I might. Yeah. Some of you, I might owe more than others, but yeah, it's. Yeah, I think $100,000 is fair for.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very generous.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you do 100,000?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's. I think it's chintzy and cheapskate. That's what I think. I win $500 million. I. Josh, here's a hundred thousand. Go play with your toys.

[Tom Griswold]

That's 100,000 you didn't have before for doing nothing. What do you care?

[Chick McGee]

A million bucks?

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

2 million.

[Jess Hooker]

You would give all of us $2 million?

[Tom Griswold]

No. If you wanted to.

[Chick McGee]

Larry Crane, 2 million is what we're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want it, yes. You would be in a condo that you could see. The practice field of the Washington football team.

[Jess Hooker]

We would never see you again. No, you wouldn't give us anything, and we'd never.

[Chick McGee]

That might be true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we move forward here? I wanted to get a couple snoozes.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? 10 years from now, I would see you at some European cafe.

[Chick McGee]

Can we just look up and just

[Josh Arnold]

nod at each other and then. That's it?

[Chick McGee]

Not terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice. Yep. At the cafe. You mean cemetery.

[Chick McGee]

Well, see, now your. Your share just went down significantly. See how that happened? I. I was up to a million, too, and now I'm. I'm like the 100k. And Jess is talking about how much you want me to. I'm serious. I'm gonna buy lottery tickets tomorrow morning. How much you want me? How much?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's tonight. You got to stop on your way home. Crap.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you don't hate stopping on my. Okay, what do you mean?

[Ryan Reynolds]

What's.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What are you. What's wrong? Are the dogs gonna poop if you take two minutes?

[Chick McGee]

Lottery tickets. Oh, they're good girls.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, girls. Hello, monkey, monkey, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

If we say 100 bucks, though, Tom, is this going to be one of those things? Chick, where you.

[Tom Griswold]

After it's over, you decide which ones are yours or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we say 100 bucks, but you get 120 worth and you pocket 20 of the tickets.

[Chick McGee]

I guess that would be my prerogative. I'm purchasing the tickets.

[Josh Arnold]

I demand separate transactions because.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

How do we know what tickets are?

[Chick McGee]

This is all ready. Destroying.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm so sorry I brought it up.

[Chick McGee]

Our shaky friendship.

[Tom Griswold]

Just buy your own.

[Jess Hooker]

Everybody. Everybody. Go buy your own.

[Tom Griswold]

Go buy your own and don't win.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll share.

[Chick McGee]

And I'd like to add. Kiss my ass.

[Tom Griswold]

If someone listening wins, what percentage do we get?

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, if you're. It depends on how.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're a loyal listener.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on. You owe us something. In fact, we may have just reminded you of the lottery.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, thank you. It's coming. The form of dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Under K. A of piece.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, I think. I think that is fair and I stand by that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Now we have time to squeeze in. I think maybe one quick news story.

[Jess Hooker]

You want the ghost ships? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're so creepy.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Police in Washington state say a deserted boat filled with about 30 cats was found off the shores of a beach near Tacoma.

[Josh Arnold]

Now there's a chance this wasn't a ghost ship that was then overrun by cats. But these are pirate cats.

[Jess Hooker]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, what.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, this is the new Tim Burton movie. This is what? This is pirate cat.

[Josh Arnold]

I am the captain. Meow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Andrew Lloyd Webber pirate cats.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you suppose that some

[Chick McGee]

hoarder kitties are sailing?

[Tom Griswold]

Some hoarder was out there with all these cats and fell overboard? Cuz there's nobody on the. There's no human beings.

[Josh Arnold]

What kind of ship?

[Tom Griswold]

Sailboat.

[Josh Arnold]

Sailboat?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The Tacoma Police Department's marine service unit responded to reports of an abandoned sailboat. Sailboat. In the waters off Owen Beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Or did that person. Was that person out at sea with two cats?

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I thought. That's what I think. They. It started with two and then brother and sister had.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we got no choice but to bang each other out here.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There wouldn't be any food. There would no be. There wouldn't be any food in the sailboat though.

[Josh Arnold]

But they could.

[Pat Godwin]

These were gotten rid of.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you have. You have eight babies. You eat three.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I don't know. It's kind of a mystery, but it's just disturbing.

[Josh Arnold]

There was one. You know those shows that come out? Look at them all.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Now these are different breeds.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they have collars? A couple have collars, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just wondering if it was some hoarder that had a bunch of cats and then dropped dead to me. Fell overboard.

[Chick McGee]

What are they, like 40 cats? And that's just a picture. That's evil.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a big boat.

[Chick McGee]

Just evil.

[Josh Arnold]

On.

[Chick McGee]

On forepaws.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. I can't get enough iPhone.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet that thing just stinks the

[Jess Hooker]

way that they're all looking at the

[Chick McGee]

camera, like they know exactly what's going on. They're farming.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you know, it stinks. You can see feces on the table there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, all over.

[Tom Griswold]

Although feces on the table opened up at Bonnaroo for one of the bands. I forget.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, you get two more of those.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't zoom in the trash can.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's a tote.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at them.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, where would you keep your kittens?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

In a tote.

[Josh Arnold]

In a cat tote.

[Chick McGee]

I'd keep my kittens some money.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's the cat? Toad?

[Chick McGee]

What about an apron? How about an apron?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I got to find out more about this. This ship. It's. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I was watching one of those shows like what would happen at the end of the world if humans disappear. What would happen to big metropolis type areas. And they said cats would rule because they can climb like house cats. They would be the top species.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Can they sail?

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing seafaring skills.

[Tom Griswold]

Meow twice if you want the spinnaker. Okay, okay, we'll go from here. Coming up tomorrow, we have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, there's going to be a show tomorrow. Okay, well, I know, I mean by Today Show.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you don't like doing two in a row.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be fine. That's funny. Clock's running, pal. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Don't pay me. I won't even show up. Wait, wait a minute. That's back for.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. We have naked naked news coming up tomorrow. I promise you that some good suggests

[Jess Hooker]

just finding out about this.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

No. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jess Hooker]

I see you.

[Pat Godwin]

Fire and Ash is now streaming on Disney. It's the film critics are calling the best avatar yet.

[Tom Griswold]

A true epic and completely jaw dropping.

[Chick McGee]

This is the only pure thing in this world.

[Tom Griswold]

Return to Pandora on Disney. It will be an adventure for the whole family.

[Pat Godwin]

And watch the Oscar winning phenomenon at home.

[Jess Hooker]

This is sick.

[Tom Griswold]

Avatar, Fire and Ash now streaming on Disney Plus.

[Pat Godwin]

Rated PG 13.