B&T Extra: Pat's Arm in a Sling, Sunglasses Rescue, & Vanity Plates

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Pat's Arm in a Sling, Sunglasses Rescue, & Vanity Plates
Date: August 10, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lighthearted "extra" episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the quintessential blend of comedy, zany anecdotes, and irreverent discussion the show is known for. The core team—Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Kristi Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, and guest host Megan Klingenberg—riff on several unusual news stories: Pat's arm recovery, a wild sunglasses-in-the-toilet rescue, and hilarious rejected vanity license plate submissions. The vibe is fast-paced riffing, good-natured teasing, and constant punchlines.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Pat's Arm in a Sling

• Status Update: Pat Godwin provides a humorous look at his recovery after recent surgery, noting, “It’s gonna be four [weeks] on Tuesday.” (03:02)
• Jokes On Recovery: Megan mentions a friend with a similar injury; Pat flirts: “She’s single?” (03:08) Megan: “She is single.” Pat: “Let’s stretch together.” (03:10)
• The team riffs on cheesy pick-up lines related to physical therapy and the aging process.
  • Kristi: "I was gonna say, has that line ever worked?" (03:24)
  • Pat: "If a woman has a sense of humor, everything works." (03:28)
  • Kristi: “She doesn’t think so.” (03:33)

2. Sunglasses Rescue Gone Wrong

• Bizarre News Story: Megan recounts the story of a man who fell into a vault toilet at Camp Edison, California, while trying to retrieve his sunglasses. (04:02)

  • Kristi clarifies: “Now mind you, he’s fallen into a giant vat of poop.” (04:18)
  • Tom jokes about the necessity for a translator: “Here’s what—let’s get him out of there, and then we’ll ask him what he’s trying to say.” (05:07)

• Anecdotes & Callbacks: Kristi references previous stories of people found in similar situations:

  • “There’s a guy staring at her.” (05:22) “And there’s a similar story…a lady went in, and she looks down, and there’s a red light there.” (05:43)
  • Pat: “Yeah, his camera, right?” (05:49)

• Failed Jokes and Self-Deprecation:

  • Kristi laments a joke falling flat: “If it was a still camera, it would have been a brownie. No one got it.” (05:50)
  • Tom: “We all got it.” (06:02)
  • Kristi: “I embrace that joke.” (06:12)
  • Kristi further tries: “It’s the worst sunglass retrieval since Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson in California. So now I got nothing.” (06:20)

3. Rejected Vanity Plates: The Funniest Submissions from Indiana’s BMV

• Revealed Plates: Megan introduces the annual list of rejected Indiana license plates (06:48).

  • “Among the 700 here are some that were denied... Fart car.” (07:07)
  • The team cracks up over “FART CAR” and starts brainstorming ways such plates could be allowed for extra cash. (07:20)
  • Delaware’s famous auctioned license plates come up: "Tens of thousands of dollars." (07:43)

• Notable Rejected Plates:

  • FART CAR, DUCK NO, POOPY, I69, ENOS, TNY PEEN, FAFO (F*** Around and Find Out), NO H035 (“No hoes”), BOOB13S, SNOW 450, ARSE*, A55 1TCH, BTT STFF (“BUTT STUFF”), PND TOWN (“Pound town”), HUEGTIT, WANNA M81, SNOW 420, SHARTED.
  • Example dialogue, deciphering plates:
    • Josh: “Let’s try to look. Oh, oh, it’s F around and find out.” (09:25)
    • Megan: “NO HO35... I thought it was no hoe 35. No hoes or 34 other hoes or something.” (10:10)
    • Megan: “B T T S T F F… Butt stuff.” (12:11)

• Commentary on Plate Rejections:

  • Tom: “Fart car is whimsy.” (08:07)
  • Kristi: “Scatological would be the technical category, but still, why does someone want...a license plate Poopy on it?” (08:12)
  • The team muses about drug slang (e.g., ‘snow’ for cocaine), and how states cross-reference banned phrases.

4. Florida "Dog" Rescue—Surprise Coyote

• Megan reports: first responders thought they were saving a dog from a canal—it turned out to be a coyote puppy. (14:34)
  • Josh: “Well, yeah, that's hard to tell.” (14:53)
  • Kristi: “What do they do with it then?” Josh: “Probably release it back.” (15:00)
• The group riffs on invasive species, with Pat noting: "Coyotes eat pythons. Let them go in the Everglades." (15:17)

5. Indiana Man Faces 100+ Charges for Illegal Deer Hunting

• Megan: “An Indiana man is facing over 100 charges after allegedly shooting deer from his car.” (15:49)
• The group jokes about hunting ethics and legal absurdities:
  • Kristi: “It’s not a drive-thru, sir.” (16:00)
  • Tom: “He still thinks he was at Disney World in the Buzz Lightyear ride.” (16:06)
  • Kristi: “Your honor, that deer had a gun. He fired first.” (17:54)
• Details: The man and accomplices killed over 30 deer via spotlighting and other illegal means (17:01).
  • Josh: “So the total scumbags.” (17:24)

6. Cultural References and Callbacks

• Tom brings up a Far Side cartoon related to deer, and the group riffs about theme park ride ideas (“The Bambi experience”).
• Pat shares an anecdote: Kevin Cronin of REO Speedwagon on a plane with a shady former owner who shoots strapped deer out of the back (18:15).

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• On flirting with an injured arm:

  • Pat: “She’s single?” (03:08)
  • Megan: “She is single.” (03:08)
  • Pat: “Let’s stretch together.” (03:10)

• On vault toilet rescues:

  • Kristi: “He’s fallen into a giant vat of poop.” (04:18)
  • Tom: “Here’s what—let’s get him out of there, and then we’ll ask what he’s trying to say.” (05:07)

• On rejected vanity plates:

  • Megan: “Fart car.” (07:07)
  • Tom: “Fart car is whimsy.” (08:07)
  • Megan: “NO H035.” Josh: “No hoes.” Megan: “I do too.” (10:04)
  • Kristi: “Scatological would be the technical category, but still, why does someone want... a license plate Poopy on it.” (08:12)
  • Megan: “B T T S T F F... Butt stuff.” (12:11)

• On hunting ethics:

  • Megan: “An Indiana man is facing over 100 charges after allegedly shooting deer from his car.” (15:49)
  • Kristi: “It’s not a drive-thru, sir.” (16:00)
  • Kristi: “Your honor, that deer had a gun. He fired first.” (17:54)

• Callback to REO Speedwagon story:

  • Pat: “Kevin Cronin...talks about...shady person got on one time with them to travel somewhere...opened up the back of the plane...shot at deer all strapped in from back there.” (18:15)
  • Josh: “Did you hear it from a friend who told you to watch that?” (18:47)

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Key Timestamps for Segments

• Pat’s Injury and Flirtation: 03:01–03:44
• Vault Toilet/Sunglasses Rescue: 04:02–06:17
• Rejected Vanity Plates: 06:46–14:28
• Florida Coyote “Dog” Rescue: 14:34–15:22
• Indiana Deer Poacher: 15:49–17:54
• REO Speedwagon Story: 18:15–18:47

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Summary & Tone

The episode is a rollicking ride through bathroom mishaps, government humor, the strange world of personalized vanity plates, and offbeat animal rescues—tied together by relentless puns, callbacks, and everybody roasting each other. The BOB & TOM cast’s hallmark is snarky wit, cringey dad jokes, and camaraderie, all on display for another memorable “Extra.”

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For fans and newcomers alike, this episode exemplifies The BOB & TOM Show’s signature mix of current events, groan-worthy humor, and offbeat warmth.

Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, Pat's arm is in a sling. Plus sunglasses, rescue and vanity plates on the way in just a minute.

[Megan Klingenberg]

The US Soccer Podcast. I'm your host, Megan Klingenberg. And after interviewing so many dudes during this men's World Cup, I'm so happy to be back with my US Women's National Team players. I know the US Men's National Team has changed how I think about myself, how I think about being an American, how I think about being on a team. It's one year out from that World cup, and we're gonna talk about the brightest prospects in U.S. soccer. You ready?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's do it.

[Megan Klingenberg]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your voice is smooth, the words are clear. But your lips don't move yet I can hear you. Oh no, you're talking out your ass again.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Happy birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yakking bout things that you don't know. Your thoughts come out from a different hole. Oh no, you're talking about your ass again. You know that we're the best of friends and I'm always glad to see ya. But it makes me frown when I hear the sound of your verbal diarrhea. Sense and logic both succumb to the dissertations from your bum. Oh no, you're talking out your ass again. Here they go. M&MS. Don't work like Spanish. Fly and jello won't give you cancer. Einstein didn't D from athlete's foot and ham was never made from hamsters. Great. Charles didn't write the happy birthday song. Stevie Nicks is not a guy. I don't think so. Mr. T doesn't own Chuck E. Cheese. And Abagoda hasn't died. Ave Pagoda is still alive. Yeah, well, faced with facts, you still don't quit. No room for doubt when you're full of it. Oh no, you're talking out your ass again. Don't pretend. Cause in truth, my friend, you can't defend all the words that went out of your ear. And quit talking out your wazoo.

[Kristi Lee]

Happy birthday.

[Christopher]

If you missed something yesterday, maybe you'll hear it now.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Kristi Lee]

Once again, Patty G. Is unable to play his guitar because his right arm is in a sling.

[Megan Klingenberg]

How many weeks out are you?

[Pat]

Oh, man, it's gonna be four On Tuesday.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Okay. I have a girlfriend at the same exact surgery 10 weeks ago.

[Pat]

She's single.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Pilates with me and she is single.

[Pat]

Let's stretch together.

[Josh]

Let's stretch together.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's stretch.

[Pat]

Let's get the wrinkles out of this.

[Megan Klingenberg]

And I think it was her other arm. So the two of you together, we

[Bob Kevoian]

could be a full couple.

[Megan Klingenberg]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you pull the wrinkles out of this? Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

I was gonna say, has that line ever worked?

[Pat]

Which one?

[Josh]

That's so funny.

[Kristi Lee]

Either one. The.

[Pat]

Oh, they all stretch this out. Do they know A woman has a sense of humor, everything works.

[Kristi Lee]

She doesn't think so.

[Pat]

You don't?

[Kristi Lee]

No, not that one.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I think it's funny.

[Christopher]

Really?

[Pat]

You haven't been out there in a while. You're a married man.

[Tom Griswold]

You need to get out there and you'll change your tune.

[Josh]

In fact, you need to say some of these things to your wife.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. At this point, get the wrinkles out. She's probably your neck.

[Josh]

I don't know what happened here, but

[Kristi Lee]

my neck's gotten a little wrinkly. Now we have a lot to get to here, but we have to catch up on a few news stories with Christy Lee. What else is happening?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Well, let's get this one out of the way. That man that had to be rescued from a toilets holding tank at Camp Edison in Shaver Lake, California last weekend. Well, we have this update for you. This happened around 2:15 on a Saturday afternoon. It prompted a rescue response from deputies and firefighters.

[Kristi Lee]

Now mind you, he's fallen into a giant vat of poop.

[Megan Klingenberg]

The man was trapped. I haven't finished.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he trying to like, he fight?

[Megan Klingenberg]

His sunglasses fell.

[Tom Griswold]

He's being naughty or is he?

[Josh]

Actually, he dropped his sunglasses he wanted to retrieve.

[Megan Klingenberg]

He was trapped inside the holding tank of a vault toilet, a facility with no plumbing.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the.

[Kristi Lee]

Here's the part that wasn't in the original story.

[Tom Griswold]

Ok?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Sheriff's deputies and cal firefighters responded and a translator was brought in because the man only spoke Spanish.

[Kristi Lee]

So don't you think if you've got a guy trapped on there, do you need much English to say get me the hell out of here?

[Josh]

Wait. What do you think he wants? I don't know. I don't speak Spanish.

[Tom Griswold]

No English.

[Josh]

I don't know what he could possibly want.

[Kristi Lee]

I know that he's up to his ass in numero dose. I think it's time to pull this.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the veteran cop will come up. Hey, here's what. Let's get him out of there, and then we'll ask him what he's trying to say. How about that?

[Kristi Lee]

And yesterday I brought this up. Nobody picked up on it, but we, we had originally had a story like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Face it, you're too smart.

[Kristi Lee]

For years ago, where, Remember this thing? The lady looked down into one of these. It was off, it was off of a freeway in a rest stop. In a rest stop where they don't have plumbing. And they had a, it's essentially a port of sand. And it's, you know, there's a, this, this lady goes in and looks down, and there's a guy staring at her.

[Josh]

Oh, creepy.

[Kristi Lee]

And there's a, and then there's the, A similar story, which a lady went in, and she looks down, and there's a red light there.

[Pat]

Yeah, his camera, right?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. The guy's doing a video. And as I suggested yesterday, if it was a still camera, it would have been a brownie. No one got it. None of you guys have ever heard of the famous, famous brownie camera.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, we all got it.

[Josh]

I, I, I did not get it because it was before me, but I, but had I even been aware of it.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Thank you.

[Kristi Lee]

You wouldn't have gotten even a chuckle then. I, I, I, I embrace that joke.

[Tom Griswold]

You stand by it?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Brought it up again.

[Kristi Lee]

And then no one left when I said, this poor guy's trying to retrieve his sunglasses. It's the, the worst sunglass retrieval since Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson in California. So now I got nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna, are you gonna go over everything that didn't work?

[Kristi Lee]

The way today's going, it was a box wine. No, it was a twist off. Okay, sorry. Let's go for. Oh, Christy, what have you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're so smart.

[Megan Klingenberg]

The Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles released its rejected personalized license plates in 2025.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so these are actual ones that tried to get. And they said no. Okay.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Among the 700 here are some of them that were denied the haktua thing again.

[Josh]

Oh, okay.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Fart car.

[Josh]

Fart car.

[Megan Klingenberg]

How are they spelling F, A, R, T, space, C?

[Kristi Lee]

This next one. If I were, if I were a clerk, I probably wouldn't have picked up on some of these.

[Tom Griswold]

I think fart car's hilarious.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I do, too. And I, I don't see that as a.

[Josh]

Let that go.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Come on.

[Josh]

Maybe even just go. Hey, you know What? For another 50 bucks, we'll let you do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll give you.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, no, Wait a minute. Now, see, now you're talking my language.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Kristi Lee]

You have to bid for them.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

What is the state?

[Tom Griswold]

Connecticut, I think.

[Kristi Lee]

Is it Delaware?

[Tom Griswold]

Delaware. Like the most prized license plate is number seven or some wild thing.

[Kristi Lee]

Tens of thousands of dollars.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. Well, so let's get back to the list.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Duck. No.

[Josh]

Oh, okay. Instead of F. No and two words.

[Megan Klingenberg]

So, you know. Poopy.

[Josh]

Poopy.

[Megan Klingenberg]

They won't allow P, O, O, P, I.

[Kristi Lee]

But again, who would want that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, wait a minute.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Poopy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think they should allow poopy

[Pat]

on a license plate.

[Josh]

Poopy and fart car aren't in the same exact column.

[Tom Griswold]

No, fart car is whimsy.

[Josh]

Okay, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Poopy is.

[Kristi Lee]

I think scatological would be the technical category, but still, why does someone want. Hey, have you seen my new car? I got a really cool BMW. You can see the license plate. Poopy on it.

[Megan Klingenberg]

No, i69.

[Josh]

Who doesn't?

[Pat]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Megan Klingenberg]

E, E, N, I, S. Enos.

[Kristi Lee]

What if your name was Enos?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Is that how it's spelled? It's spelled E, N, I, S, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's Enos. E, N, O, S, I think. Yeah.

[Megan Klingenberg]

T, N, Y, space. P, E, E, N. Okay, Tiny bean again.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you make that a point of.

[Josh]

Could be what? The old joke is that certain people who drive certain cars have time. They're overcompensating.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Maybe they're leaning Porsche or something.

[Josh]

Yeah, they're leaning into that joke.

[Kristi Lee]

So it's like a bald guy calling himself curly.

[Pat]

Yeah, it could be that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

[Megan Klingenberg]

I think that would be kind of funny to see that license plate on a Porsche or a Lamborghini or something.

[Pat]

They're having fun with it.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah. I don't get this one. Fafo.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Space.

[Josh]

2:00am 2:00am Fafo. 2:00am is Fafo.

[Kristi Lee]

A text thing.

[Josh]

Let's try to look. Oh, oh, oh. It's F around and find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah. Yes. That's it. Y2am, the theme of our United States gymnastics teams, I believe, is what that was.

[Megan Klingenberg]

What?

[Josh]

That's what I can find out.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was their slogan.

[Josh]

2am must. It must be, well, literally personalized. Then what? It's some personal.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Oh, at 2:00am is when you must want to look around to find out.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay. And these are plates that were denied.

[Drake Toll]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

What's the next one?

[Megan Klingenberg]

N, O, space. Actually, I think it's a zero, but it's a zero N0 space. H035.

[Josh]

H035.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Josh]

No hoes.

[Megan Klingenberg]

No hoes.

[Josh]

I like it.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I do too.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, I. I said I wouldn't have.

[Megan Klingenberg]

You wouldn't have picked up on that.

[Kristi Lee]

I thought it was no hoe. 35. No hoes or 30 other. 34 other hoes or something.

[Megan Klingenberg]

B O O. B 13s.

[Josh]

13s.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Boobies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. One.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Snow space 450. I don't get this one.

[Pat]

Snow 450.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't either. Is 450 like 420?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Is that a drug term?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't know. That one baffles me.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I don't know about this one because you can't use.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, wait a minute. Is. Is. It's. Well, no, that wouldn't make sense. Five zero is the cops. But four, five zero that snow for the police.

[Josh]

What?

[Megan Klingenberg]

I don't know. No, the next one I don't understand because you can't use punctuation in a license plate. Maybe that's. But arse with the.

[Josh]

Yeah. British style.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yes, Arse with the. And then they have a. What's that called?

[Kristi Lee]

A star? Asterisk.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Asterisk. Thank you. A R, A R, S E, Asterisk.

[Kristi Lee]

M A N. He's an arseman.

[Megan Klingenberg]

A 55 space one. Tch. Assage. That's easy.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, so the fives. The fives are interpreted as S's.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Oh, yeah. A lot of people use that.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. If I were a clerk, I wouldn't have picked up on that. I guess you learned well, you'd be

[Megan Klingenberg]

the perfect clerk for this because you wouldn't pick up on half of them.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, okay.

[Megan Klingenberg]

They'd all get by you.

[Tom Griswold]

Snow 460 or 450 is a. The skew for the therapeutic infinite loop game.

[Kristi Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Used for sensory processing and motor skill development.

[Josh]

That's what.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what the AI is saying. But that's 460. We want 450. Right?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I got nothing when I googled no 450.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I mean tactical things.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I. I give up on that one. What else you got?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Btt. STFF altogether.

[Josh]

Tt.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Stff.

[Kristi Lee]

Butt stuff.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you came up with that. Very cool.

[Kristi Lee]

No, I'm looking. I'm looking at. If you see it. It. Right. I mean that just right away.

[Megan Klingenberg]

And then pnd. Space Town. Pound town.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Pound town and fart car. I think should be allowed.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I do too.

[Josh]

Pond town. There.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Kristi Lee]

And we found out the TRD is a. What? Fancy Toyota?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yes, it's a Toyota.

[Kristi Lee]

So, Okay.

[Megan Klingenberg]

H U E G T I T. Oh, well, that's subtle.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Megan Klingenberg]

This one's kind of funny too. Wanna W a N N A?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Space M8 1. M8.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's cute.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Kind of cute.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Get away with that.

[Megan Klingenberg]

No, you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently not.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, that isn't that effective.

[Josh]

I want to have sex, but I don't want any mating.

[Megan Klingenberg]

There's another one. Snow. 420.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, I suppose 420. Anything.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Snow has to be something.

[Pat]

Yeah, well, it's got to be powder.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Maybe it's cocaine.

[Pat]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then.

[Megan Klingenberg]

S H A R T D Sharded. That's easy.

[Josh]

Too sharted.

[Kristi Lee]

If you. If you really want this, could you just have some bumper stickers made?

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? Whoever drove the car with a license plate sharded your illegally part. Good God. There's lots more.

[Kristi Lee]

You know, Shroom. All the obvious ones. Any drug reference. But. And it's my understanding that all these states sort of pass around lists, be on the lookout for this one or that one. And then there. We've had cases where people have sued because they had one that was taken away. But I've never had a desire to have a vanity plate on a chick. At one point you wanted one and

[Tom Griswold]

you gave me the best advice ever. What, are you tired of your car not getting keyed?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Snow generally has three main meanings in the slang world. Cocaine, deception, or state of being heavily sedated.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I. That must be any. Anything that they perceive as a drug reference. So that must be what snow would be. As opposed to being maybe a skier.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Snow ski would be a nice one. Well, let's turn back to Kristi Lee at the news desk. What else is happening over there?

[Megan Klingenberg]

First responders called to rescue a dog from a Florida canal discovered they'd instead rescued a rat. A coyote. Oh. The Cape Coral Fire Department said crews were called to Britiana Lake where the animal swam from shore to shore before crawling under a deck. Firefighters got into the water, removed what turned out to be a coyote puppy.

[Josh]

Oh, okay. Well, yeah, that's hard to tell.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Exhausted from its ordeal, it was taken to a veterinarian for rehabilitation.

[Josh]

Well, that's nice.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

What do they do with it then?

[Josh]

They probably release it back.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Back in the wild, maybe. I don't know.

[Josh]

Or they'll put it in some kind of zoo. A petting zoo?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what they do with it.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

Coyote. We've got enough coyotes, right?

[Josh]

I don't know what we do, man.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Really? Well, coyotes eat pythons. Let them go on the Everglades.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think.

[Kristi Lee]

I think it's vice versa.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Oh, that's a shame.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. Well now we had a. Did we have a world record python hunt? Is that what happened yesterday?

[Tom Griswold]

The total amount for the hunt. I guess there's month to month or however £8,000 worth of Python. That was the highest ever.

[Kristi Lee]

That's still not putting a dent in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, four, four tons of snakes.

[Megan Klingenberg]

An Indiana man is facing over 100 charges after allegedly shooting De from his car.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that wrong?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yes. Should I have gotten out the Indiana Department of Natural Resources, sir?

[Kristi Lee]

It's, it's not, it's not a drive thru, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

I just gotten out. I'd be okay. I have a license.

[Megan Klingenberg]

He still think he was at Disney World in the Buzz Lightyear ride? Come on, would you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I.

[Kristi Lee]

How many. Does it say how many deer he's killed?

[Megan Klingenberg]

He said it. The 28 year old suspect was shooting multiple deer at night from inside a motor vehicle.

[Kristi Lee]

Now Pat, you've killed more. You've killed more deer with your car than this guy though.

[Megan Klingenberg]

No, you haven'.

[Tom Griswold]

It's up to you whether you hunt or not. I couldn't do it. But would you hunt from like a helicopter or something or like a deer stand where they run the animals past

[Josh]

you to lead them a little?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they had a.

[Kristi Lee]

They. There was some exotic thing where they were doing helicopters. But there was some.

[Tom Griswold]

It's high dollar item.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, but that was a specific. Wasn't that they were dangerous wild boars.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they know the feral pig problem. It was just on the news a couple of nights ago. Feral pigs in Texas are.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. And I think that's where they were doing it from copters and it. Because it was necessary, it was the only way to access them. That's different than this guy.

[Megan Klingenberg]

He along with several accomplices are believed to have killed more than 30 white tailed deer during the 2025 fall and winter seasons. The 28 year old was arrested on 102 charges including unlawful taking of deer, jack lighting or spotlighting the practice of using high powered lights to locate the animals in the wild and hunting without a license.

[Josh]

So the total scumbags.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah, total scumbags.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a Larson where a deer's pinned up against the wall and somebody's shooting at him and the deer side? I don't know this guy. I've got to think.

[Josh]

Yes. He's got his back up against. Yeah. He's like, what is this? What did I do to this guy? Or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

What did I do to deserve.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, he thinks it's a.

[Josh]

That the guy wants top movie. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, the way our legal system works, I'm sure this guy's lawyer will argue. Your honor, that deer had a gun. He fired first.

[Josh]

What?

[Kristi Lee]

I swear.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you guys dare hunt your family

[Josh]

if Disney World or Disneyland decided to have the Bambi experience where you could all. All virtual reality kind of stuff, but you could shoot Bambi's mom?

[Megan Klingenberg]

No, I don't think.

[Josh]

Would you do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, wait a minute.

[Kristi Lee]

If it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I mean, if it's the ride as you walk in, you shoot Bambi's mom, and then you just have to watch Bambi.

[Pat]

Has anybody seen the Kevin Cronin from Mario Speedwagon clip on the Internet right now where he talks about they. They bought a private plane, and it was from somebody rather shady, and that rather shady person got on one time with them to travel somewhere. He opened up, like, the back of the plane. It was one of those kind of planes. And he shot at deer all strapped in from back there. And they all were completely freaked out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Oh, my goodness.

[Josh]

Yeah. Odd.

[Pat]

That's on the Internet right now. It's a clip of Kevin on a podcast.

[Kristi Lee]

I have not seen that.

[Josh]

Did you hear it from a friend who told you to watch that?

[Pat]

I heard it from a friend who.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Thank you. Thank you, Josh. I enjoyed that very much. Referential, not necessarily humorous.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we have. That's the best. I chuckled.

[Kristi Lee]

I gave it the hearty chuckle.

[Josh]

Would I rather have the hearty chuckle and the words not humorous, or would I rather have complete silence throughout?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'll try to figure it.

[Josh]

I'll decide.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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