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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. Ali Breen with Sexy time. It's coming up in just a minute.
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You've been warned.
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Hey, down south the sun is shining but up north the wind is whining I'm calling you up just to make you feel a fool Cause me I'm sitting by the pool While you salt the walk beneath your feet I will salt my margarita as you listen to the furnace sucking fuel me I'll be sittin by the pool well I spent a lot of money on this big old fancy pool Not a day goes by that I don't take a dive scuba mask and swim trunks with the hula hula girls and when you hit that water boy it makes you feel alive.
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Come on, Christy, you can do that. Christy's over there swimming.
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Hey, wanna swim? I yell to my new neighbor. I was trying to think of an icebreaker. He yells back, not today. But boy you sure look cool the way you're sitting by the pool. Well I spent a lot of money on this big old fancy pool Not a day goes by that I don't take a dive scuba masks and swim trunks with the hula hula girls and when you hit that water boy it makes you feel alive well, I guess I better go now. It's so odd to hear over my neighbor's snowplow. I always call it a day when my legs start turning blue After I've been sitting by the watching that snow fly by. I've been sitting by the pool.
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You asked for. You got it. More Bob and Tom.
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This is Bob and Tom.
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Extra.
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Hi, Allie.
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Hi, Ellie.
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Hi, guys.
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And Ally, I can tell you're in New York City. I recognize the background of your apartment.
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Yep.
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And you probably have your kitty cats in there somewhere.
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Yeah, right up here, right in front of the camera. Okay, try to knock something over at some point.
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I have a later. Excuse Me, I have a letter for you here. Typically you read letters to us about people with their love troubles, but I'll edit this as I read it involves this show which is called Sexy Time since Ali Breen has a new dude. That's, that's the verbiage that Dave in Ithaca, New York writes. We have since seen Ali Breen in London. We have seen Ali Breen in France. It's only reasonable that we now see her in her underpants. Quoting the famous poem, you just turning red.
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Look at it.
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I don't know why that made me blush. I feel that I'm very modest all of a sudden. I don't know what's going on.
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Yeah. That was a poem Christie actually referenced earlier this morning by chance.
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Yeah.
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I see Germany, I see France, I see someone's underpants.
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Well. Or the lady. And then we always talked about the ladies in France.
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There's a place in France where the
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ladies wear no pants.
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What about dirty knees? Chinese. Look at these.
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Ever.
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Sure that was out?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I mean that's definitely illegal at this point.
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These are all promoting international relations in the nicest way.
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You know, Norway's taking over Boston. What's going to go.
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Okay. Ali Breen is a stand up comedian. She's also some might refer to as a sexpert. I'm not so sure about that. But we, we try to weigh in in the world of adult human sexuality as much as we can.
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Only you have culture.
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A sexpert in uj.
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Some daughter's expert. I don't know about
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Tom is the king of the false.
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No, no, it's. It's on our green sheets.
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Jess Hooker puts that on there as a joke because you always call her a sexpert.
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Okay.
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I mean we're all kind of sex birds for this segment. Right.
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But we acknowledge the fact that if you take our advice, you're an idiot.
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Yeah.
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So let's.
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Which is worse, asking us for advice or taking our.
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At this point? Asking for it.
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Yeah. I would think.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What do you think?
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I remember when Click and Clack used to do their great auto show and every once in a while they would actually follow through. Someone would write him a letter. They'd call them a year later and you know, hey, how's your Toyota Land Cruiser or whatever. They told them how to fix it. We could do that with these letters.
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We should do a follow up episode. Absolutely.
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You know, you, you, you called us up and your boyfriend was, you know, whatever got you in the shower and that you know. And then. How's it going now?
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Got you in the shower.
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Remember that? Well, the.
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What is that story?
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The. The letter. The letter. If I'm recalling it correctly, the. There's no way you are boyfriend. The boyfriend wanted her to urinate on him in the shower. And then it.
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Well, but if you're going to do
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that,
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see, we could call back and see how it's. Where is it now?
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I'm sure it's progressed.
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Oh, it's great. I'm getting peed on. On the rig.
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On the reg.
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That guy's different.
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Yeah, that's. We haven't gotten that letter yet, but it's coming. Okay, Allie, let's. You're blushing again.
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Look at Allie.
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She's like.
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I don't know what's going on. I feel it. My face is getting red. I have no idea why.
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Okay, well, let's. Let's get to our first letter. What have we got?
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Dear Allie, I've been with my boyfriend for five years and neither of us ever wanted to get married.
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Get out.
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He just got a job promotion, which would also be a transfer where he has to move. And I said, if you want me to come with you, we probably should get married because I'm giving up everything and need some protection. He said, that's crazy. Of course he'll take care of me and he's not even considering anything different. Would you go if you didn't have a ring, girl?
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Ladies.
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I've done this.
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Jessica. You said what?
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I wouldn't. You would if I'd up and move. Unless something was in my name too. Like if we were going to get a house together. Like, you have to put my name on it, even if we're not married, because I don't want to be screwed.
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Do you want that as motivation? That doesn't sound very motivation to get married.
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It's almost an ultimatum.
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You know, I. Take care.
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Christy. You have done this.
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I gave up a job and moved out of state for someone without a ring. And.
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And the job she gave up was this one. I'm not taking it personally or anything.
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No, actually, it was a different job.
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Yeah.
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You weren't doing this yet.
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I wasn't doing this yet, and then I came back here.
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What were you doing?
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I was working at the TV station and I came here.
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You were here.
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No, she was part time here.
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I was part time and then I came back.
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Your control of the facts is leave someone.
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You were doing news with us, something
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you guys didn't do news or sports.
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We didn't do. And then.
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And then she left, and I did. Mark did sports, and then she wouldn't
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get married, and so I did come back here.
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Right.
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And that's when he decided he wanted to get married. And then I left. That's what you're thinking about. Okay, but that only lasts a year. And then I came back.
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Oh, so you did get married, but
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no, we didn't get married. We just got engaged.
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And not that time.
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Not that time.
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If she'd gotten married that time, Chrissy would be curly. She'd be looking for six.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry, Pat. I'd have to rewrite his song.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm very happily married. I'm never going to get married again.
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Okay, everybody who believes that, stand on your head.
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Okay? We don't have a good answer for you. Josh, did you want to weigh in?
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It sounds like you want to get married before you move, so, yeah, you're gonna have.
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I guess, ideally, it should be more of a. Just a romantic.
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Yeah. He should want you to be there
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on its own.
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I'm on his side on this, but it doesn't matter. You. You feel the way you do, so
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just want some thing like, I don't need a ring, but put my. You know, give me a house or something. Like, give me something.
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I don't even agree with that.
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She's gonna go find a new job and start completely over, too.
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If I was, there's got to be a more organic way to get married, isn't there?
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I'm in a relationship. And she goes, hey, I got this great job. I promise I'm gonna take care of you.
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Okay.
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Do you want your name on the house, too? I'd go, no.
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No, I don't want.
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I want to be able to.
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If you're gonna do it this way, for things in your name and you need a contract, let's just draw up a contract.
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No, but do whatever your best you're most comfortable with.
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Follow your gut, ma'. Am.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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It's always right.
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Just don't let it get too big.
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The worst thing you could do, lady, is to get fat.
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Yeah. And in Tom's book, that's over 99 pounds.
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We could bring body shaming into anything.
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Just kidding. These are all jokes.
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Nope. Absolute ironclad truth.
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Let's get back to it all. What else have you got?
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Dear Ali, I am single and I'm newly dating. And in this heat wave, also known as sweaty ball season. Why do you guys think it's okay to hook up after Sweating all day outside and not showering. I told a guy to hop in the shower first and he told me I was ruining the mood. Really? Your smelly balls are ruining the mood more.
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Yeah, no joke.
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You're a lesbian.
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No, I'm with her.
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Enjoy the musk.
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I. I think this one, I think
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go get some more gift.
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Wait a minute.
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That's what it is.
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That's going to be Josh's new T shirt. Forget about the. Forget about your famous half fat T shirts. The smell of my balls is a gift you'll sell. He'll sell hundreds.
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James Brown. My funk is a gift.
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I think there's a romantic way to get out of this.
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Yeah.
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Take a shower with him.
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Yeah.
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I think you should say, hey, yeah,
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Leonard, let's get in the shower. Yeah.
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She's not wrong. Be smell free and showers aren't a mood changer.
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That's.
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That's a cool thing. I kind of agree. If you. If she's like, hey, we're gonna. This is gonna be fun, but just go take a shower real quick. In that shower, you're like, oh, this is gonna be fun.
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I think she needs to escort him in there.
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And the cleaner you are, the dirtier you're willing to get in bed.
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Wash his balls.
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That should be a chapter in your book.
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Very well put.
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Shall I wash for you? Oh, that's fun.
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I mean, is that fun? Yeah, I offered.
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Well, until she breaks out the loofah.
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That's got pumice in it. For God's sake, girl.
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That's better.
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Lava.
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Okay. What is. Allie keeps turning visibly red.
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I think it's actually just because I've gotten a lot of sun, so I think it's like. Yeah, a quick dude, because I feel like heat. I don't understand it either.
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Where's your man? Is he in town?
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He's in town, yeah.
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Oh, no, he's under the desk. That's why. That's the heat you're feeling?
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Yes. He's flashing her this whole time.
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I'm sorry, he is working.
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Let's move on. What else have you got? Ally Brain?
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Dear Ally, my girlfriend constantly talks about her ex boyfriend. Not even like complimenting him, just talking about him all the time about stuff they did together, what he thought about stuff. Even in front of my friends and family. I told her it's pretty annoying and she said that I should stop being jealous. It's not a good look, but I'm not jealous. It's just awkward, right?
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She's insane.
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Yeah.
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Why is she breaking up my ex boyfriend's feelings in front of her current, like, in laws.
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Something's unresolved there.
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That's weird.
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Yeah, you would think.
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Yeah, something is unresolved.
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One should know better than to do that.
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I mean, there's. And let's even give her the benefit of the doubt. She's. She's not interested in that guy anymore. Sexually or romantically. However, something is unresolved.
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Yes. Is she trying to change her current boyfriend to be more like her ex? Like the things that she did like in him?
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I sure wish you would start having a bigger penis.
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Like. Like Roger, because.
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No, no, no.
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Yours is perfect.
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But you know what my ex used to do? Have a bigger penis.
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He used to do me first and had more money.
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Better looking, nicer car, better house, better job. Oh, sorry.
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But I think that goes without saying.
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Yeah, he would wash his balls.
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In fact, his parents were nicer than your parents. Oh, they're right here.
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Okay,
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she needs to shut up. Okay, what else are we.
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Dear Ally, my boyfriend likes to keep the air conditioning at sub zero degrees and I like it around 76. So of course we compromise it pretty much freezing.
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76 is a little warm.
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That's too hot.
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That's way too hot.
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Even for us. Even for us elders, 76 is too hot.
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He told me I can always wear a sweatshirt, but he can't walk around naked. I still think he's being too stubborn.
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What's wrong with 70? 72. Isn't that like normal? Right?
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I think 74.
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I'm confused. Wait a minute.
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70 at our house, He.
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What? Does he likes it. He likes it at what temperature?
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Zero.
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So he likes 67.
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Oh, I see.
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She likes it hot. I mean, this is actually.
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Cynthia Nixon ran for mayor in New York, and she said air conditioning is inherently race. Not racist, sexist. That it's always set for guys in suits and not girls in dresses. So this is apparently really good.
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Oh, I can't imagine she didn't win.
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Yeah, that was one of her big issues.
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Oh, my God, are you kidding? That was one of her issues?
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Yeah.
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How do you. I mean, his logic isn't flawed. You can always bundle up, but I can't. It's not really acceptable for me to strip down.
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You need to compromise. I. I don't know. What if he's like 65? Go to 70. Then you're in the middle.
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Yeah, how is that not an issue?
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I know in my life, I compromised. Kelly likes. Likes our bedroom sub zero. And I like it at 72. And our bedroom is sub zero.
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Sub zero.
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So that's the way. That's how. That's how I compromised.
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Yeah, I think 70's too cold. But I wear a sweater and I've got two votes.
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Me and the dog both think it's too. It's too GD cold in there. But when she went to college they had the cold room. You ever heard of the cold dorm?
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Yeah.
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In the winter, one of the rooms they'd leave the windows open and just
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kind of go out get in there.
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And in the freeze in the winter, I.
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Some people like to and sleep better in colder.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I'm really getting used to it.
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But.
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Yeah.
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But again that's the kind of compromise I put up with because I'm a man. She's in charge. Okay, good.
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A reasonable facts.
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Okay. Okay, good. Let's get to our next letter. Ali Breen is our guest. By the way, you can reach Ali A L, L, I, B R, E E N. You can write her at sexy time and find her on your favorite social media platform. Allie is also a stand up comedian. Let's get to our next letter.
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Dear Ally, I started dating a girl I like, but she's the pickiest girl I've ever known. At restaurants, everything she orders requires 10 adjustments and my friend says that means she's not going to be fun in bed. Do you think that's true?
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No.
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First of all. No, hang on. First of all, you need to listen to this friend as often as you can. That's what I recommend. Whatever they say.
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I know, I know.
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Zero correlation.
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I know.
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Yeah.
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I know a couple of guys that are this way that I mean. Oh yeah. We'll go to one of our guy lunches and I never even look at a menu. And then. Then we've got someone ordering and they've got all kinds of tweaks. Side this.
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You've had lunch with Greg Warren too?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Among others.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. No, that's just.
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Yeah.
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Some people.
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I don't. That's not a big deal.
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Yeah. I don't think it reflects.
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No.
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But she's not complaining about the food after it arrives.
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No, that wasn't mentioned at all.
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Just.
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I hate that.
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Extraordinarily picky and. Yeah.
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Hey, she knows what she wants.
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Exactly. There's a chance she'll be even better in bed because she'll go, hey, do it this way instead of that way.
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Yeah,
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Yeah, yeah.
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The weirdest story. Like that.
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Talk about easy going.
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This is a friend of ours and I know that, but in Case. Jan's listening. This is about Andy. Pat. We were at the. What's the fish place called at Disney World?
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It used to be Ocean.
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Yeah.
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Oh, World.
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World.
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Yeah. But Living Seas is now one of the rides.
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I don't know what it's called.
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It's a Little Mermaid.
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Yeah, but they have a restaurant.
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Or Finding Nemo. Sorry.
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Yeah.
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Of My Ass shoals.
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Is that it? No, they have a restaurant there where you're sitting there, you're looking at all these fish as you order. As you order fish. And we were going, we were ordering and Andy ordered with the side of potatoes. And not to be difficult or anything, he said, well, how many potatoes are there? And he goes, well, there's six of them. And he goes, I really only want four. But this is a guy.
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The difference is that. That's insane.
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But that's his personality. If he has his. His shirts in the closet are all perfectly lined up.
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Can't wait to never meet him. But.
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Oh, he wasn't doing it as a joke.
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No, no, no. Absolutely not.
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Doesn't he have like 10 shirts? And if he buys a shirt, one shir.
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Yep, yep.
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Never more than 10.
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Simple sickness.
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Sickness, yeah.
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Okay, let's get. We have time for one more letter. Ally.
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Medication available.
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Dear Ally, I got into a fight with my boyfriend of eight months. And then when I went out with the girls to vent, I met a guy and had a one night stand. My boyfriend showed up with flowers two days later and I forgave him. We're back together. I don't know if I should tell him about the one night stand. We never said we were exclusive, but it's been exclusive. And I don't know if my friends are going to say something if I don't.
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Not sure what to do. Just remember this, if you don't tell them, you will get away with it.
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Okay, that's some sound advice.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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This is a potential disaster.
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So her friends know about it? Is that what I'm hearing?
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Yep.
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They'll leak it.
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They'll leak it.
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They're going to leak it.
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It's going to come out.
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Or they'll think it's funny to allude to it when they're. You're around. Yeah, everybody love that.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Nobody wants my advice.
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What's your advice? What's your advice?
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Keep your mouth shut.
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Why? And when the. Or don't say anything. And when the friends slip it, you deny, deny, deny.
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Oh, that's hard. You can just tell or then you bring up the. Well, I didn't think we were exclus.
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If you're gonna be with this guy forever, all you just forget it.
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I just see some of those hot dogs that remind me of Mark. What about you, huh?
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To confess is almost selfish at this point.
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Yeah, but if you just don't get it too attached to him, you know, anymore. Tell him the truth. And if you guys break up, you have no problem finding someone else, apparently. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, but I wouldn't even tell him.
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If you break up, I wouldn't tell him either.
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Yeah, the guy doesn't deserve to feel you do.
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Let's get back to the most important part. So how big was that guy's hog?
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We did not take that into account.
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We didn't hear about hog size.
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That's important.
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Thanks, Allie.
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Thanks, guys.
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Date: July 27, 2026
This “B&T Extra” episode dives into the recurring "Sexy Time" segment, featuring comedian Allie Breen. The cast addresses listener-submitted questions about dating, relationships, and romance, mixing genuine commentary with their signature irreverent humor. Listeners are treated to perspectives from various cast members—anchored by Allie—on relationship dilemmas, commitment issues, personal boundaries, and plenty of comedic asides.
This episode of B&T Extra with Allie Breen stays true to the show's irreverent, quick-witted, and honest comedic spirit. The team offers surprisingly grounded advice peppered with punchlines, jokes, and genuine wisdom. Listeners enjoy both relationship insight and the rapport that keeps long-time fans coming back.