B&T Extra: Comedian Jamie Lissow

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra: Comedian Jamie Lissow

Episode Date: July 9, 2026
Main Theme:
This episode features the comedic stylings and relatable stories of Jamie Lissow, as he joins the BOB & TOM crew for a lighthearted look at daily irritations, married life, generational habits, and pop culture, spiced up with quick wit and playful banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Life’s Minor Annoyances: Tech and Appliances

• Dryers and Smart Tech Woes
  • Bob kicks off by venting about electronic convenience gone awry, especially TV auto-pauses and dryers that stop before clothes are fully dry.
    • Bob: “Why is the sensor on the dryer incapable of really sensing when the clothes are dry?” [02:15]
    • Kristi shares her own victory over misbehaving dryer settings.
      • Kristi: “I just adjusted a couple things. Settings, and... now everything is perfectly dry.” [02:43]
  • The group jokes about each other's reluctance (or lack of awareness) to check lint traps.
  • Jamie confesses his obliviousness to maintenance, both past and present:
    • Jamie: “It reminds me of a time I was in college and this girl goes, when’s the last time you washed your sheets? And I go, you’re not supposed to wash your sheets.” [03:53]

2. College Life & Bad Roommates

• The hosts and Jamie swap college horror stories involving untidy habits and inconsiderate roommates.
  • Bob: “First day, guy down the hall put a piece of masking tape down the floor. ‘This is my side.’” [04:12]
• Jamie’s own dorm-room humor:
  • Jamie: “I used to stand mine up as my divider between me.” [04:59]

3. Jamie Lissow’s Marriage Redux & Wedding Stories

• Jamie is congratulated on his recent marriage (he shares it’s his second, and hopefully last).
  • Jamie: “That’s right. 109 days ago. My wife just tell me.” [05:19]
• The group probes Jamie’s reasoning for tying the knot again.
  • Jamie: “If I’d come in here first, I might not have done it.” [05:32]
  • Jamie uses the analogy of childbirth and holidays:
    • Jamie: “Like, you ever talk to a woman, like, moments after childbirth, they go like, I am never doing this again. And then like a month later, they’re like, we should have two more. That’s how I feel like the marriage thing is...” [05:40]
  • Tom coins the “Christmas Rule:”
    • Tom: “No one would celebrate Christmas if it were... too close together. By the time Christmas rolls around again, you’re ready to do it.” [06:16]
• Jamie’s Las Vegas wedding & “gummy” honeymoon story:
  • Jamie: “We’re not weed smoker people... And I...go, we should get like a little gummy... And she goes, I think that I’m too high to have sex.” [07:03]
  • Jamie’s punchline:
    • Jamie: “I have some even worse news... we just had sex.” [07:20]

4. Medical Mishaps and The Rise of Gummies

• Bob describes undergoing minor surgery and the oddities of medical pre-op interviews now asking about “gummy” use.
  • Bob: “Now the new one, they ask, have you taken any gummies?” [08:55]
• Discussion about how commonplace THC edibles have become, even among the older crowd.
  • Bob: “I was telling the story to a...sophisticated, elegant lady... she went, ‘Oh, I take one every night to go to sleep.’” [09:00]
• Jamie provides comedic misunderstanding:
  • Jamie: “For 49 years, I thought that local anesthesia meant that they got it from around here...” [09:19]
• Jamie also riffs on the frustration of getting multiple medical bills from separate providers:
  • Jamie: “Aren’t they in the same office? Couldn’t they jump on the same invoice?... I just got one yesterday for my circumcision. That was years ago.” [10:27]

5. Pop Culture Nostalgia: Obscure Icons and Songwriters

• The group stumbles through a pop music trivia session, trying to recall the late songwriter Sonny Curtis and his contributions (e.g., “Mary Tyler Moore Show” theme and “I Fought the Law”).
  • Bob: “This is a guy that wrote two iconic songs in contemporary culture.” [12:42]
• Jamie and the others quip about band naming conventions (e.g., Ben Folds Five with three members).
  • Jamie: “You know. He just divorced his fifth wife. What people are calling that the Ben Folds Five.” [15:43]
• Brief dive into odd TV themes and generational knowledge gaps.

6. Handling Germs & Airport Antics

• Jamie shares how being married to a doctor has made him hyper-aware of germs, particularly airport handrails.
  • Jamie: “I leaned over and I grasped the handrail, of course... My wife says, ‘Oh my god, I can’t believe you would reach over...’” [16:35]
  • Jamie’s punchline about risk-versus-reward of touching things:
    • Jamie: “If I don’t get to grab this handrail, I’m gonna fall down these stairs, break both my legs. You’re my wife, you’re gonna have to wipe my butt.” [16:49]
• Bob and Tom recount odd escalator and travel stories, including a tale of public indecency on the Paris Metro.
  • Bob: “The guy going the other way... this guy’s got this huge dangler.” [17:54]
  • Jamie: “Not to defend him, what was he getting on the D train?” [18:06]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob Kevoian: “Why is the sensor on the dryer incapable of really sensing when the clothes are dry?” [02:15]
• Jamie Lissow: “I thought local anesthesia meant that they got it from around here.” [09:19]
• Jamie Lissow: “If I don’t get to grab this handrail, I’m gonna fall down these stairs, break both my legs. You’re my wife, you’re gonna have to wipe my butt.” [16:49]
• Tom Griswold: “No one would celebrate Christmas if it were... too close together.” [06:16]
• Jamie Lissow: “You know. He just divorced his fifth wife. What people are calling that the Ben Folds Five.” [15:43]
• Bob Kevoian: “This is a guy that wrote two iconic songs in contemporary culture.” [12:42]
• Jamie Lissow (on college laundry): “I used to stand mine up as my divider between me.” [04:59]
• Jamie Lissow (on Vegas wedding night): “I think that I’m too high to have sex... I have some even worse news... we just had sex.” [07:10-07:20]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:48–03:05] – Tech/Appliance Complaints & Dryer Talk
• [03:49–04:59] – College Hygiene Confessions & Roommate Stories
• [05:10–07:31] – Jamie’s New Marriage & Vegas Gummy Night Story
• [08:05–10:40] – Medical Forms, Anesthesia, and ‘Gummy’ Usage
• [11:46–15:52] – Remembering Sonny Curtis, Band Names, and Pop Culture
• [16:13–17:54] – Life With a Doctor, Airport Germs, Travel Escalator Stories
• [18:06] – Jamie’s final punchline on the “D train,” closing out the segment

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Conclusion

This episode delivers a signature blend of observational humor, candid personal admissions, and quick-fire pop culture banter. Jamie Lissow shines with stories about marriage, personal health foibles, and navigating the world with a germ-conscious doctor wife—all seasoned with the show’s classic wise-cracking and warmth.

Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the show today, comedian Jamie Lisso. He's on the way in just a minute.

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[Tom Griswold]

Here you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll try to catch you up.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Bob and Tom Extra.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there such a thing as an electronic life coach?

[Josh Arnold]

An electronic life coach there is to

[Kristi Lee]

help you want some AI assistance?

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where someone could come over and tell me why my television set? If I leave the room for five minutes, I come back and are you still watching? It's really annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

I After five minutes that bothers you?

[Josh Arnold]

That can't be after five minutes I

[Bob Kevoian]

might have been walking the dog five hours. Point is, it just is annoying and I can't figure out how to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I've mentioned this before and I know that there are a lot of very serious problems in the world and this is one of the most minor. But why is the sensor on the dryer incapable of really sensing when the clothes are dry?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I agree with that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every single time.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotta go to manual. Run it. 20 more minutes.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I figured mine out, man. I'm set.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could put in a semi moist paper towel Come back an hour later and it's still wet.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd you figure it out?

[Kristi Lee]

I just adjusted a couple things. Settings, and. Man, now everything is perfectly dry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have an electronic consultant come over to your house?

[Kristi Lee]

No, did it myself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, then I'll have you over.

[Kristi Lee]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's what you do. You pack up your dryer, take it

[Kristi Lee]

over to Josh's because it was a problem for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's not much to a dryer other than the timer and it spins and it heats up.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's fine. But it's the problem. It's. It's turning itself off before the stuff is dry. It's just annoying.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, that was happening a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

And again, there are bigger problems in the world. I get it. It's just annoying.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, there are bigger problems, and so you want the simple things to be working.

[Tom Griswold]

I found that I can't get my check lint trap to go off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Speaking of simple things.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know. I wasn't saying anything. Yeah. Good timing, Jamie. Boy, oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jamie Lisso joins us in the studio. Just walked in.

[Kristi Lee]

Rude chick. You don't automatically check your lint trap.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. Oh. But even every time you start, you know, saddle up and let's try these clothes.

[Kristi Lee]

Check lintrep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, it's a little too cautious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So a little red light.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're talking about laundry, Jamie. Now, do you have the guy come out once a year and suck out all the stuff in the pipe that goes from your lint thing to your. Outside of your house?

[Christopher]

Do you?

[Jamie Lisso]

No, I don't. I didn't even know you're supposed to do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

It reminds me of a time I was in college and this girl goes, when's the last time you washed your sheets? And I go, you're not supposed to wash your sheets. I just didn't even know thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Cleanliness.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, that's my. My lint trap of college.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I was in college, there was a guy. The first. The first day guy down the hall put a piece of. What is it called? Masking tape down the floor. Oh, yeah, this is my side.

[Jamie Lisso]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then. And he was a heavy smoker. There were cigarette butts everywhere. The place was incredibly filthy. And after about a month, he was kicked out of college.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have anything to do with.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I. No, it was just dad. A total.

[Kristi Lee]

Will you write a letter? My roommates.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't my roommate, believe me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was gonna say that wasn't You.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what was said. Oh, you. Hang on.

[Christopher]

Sports.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get that taken care of.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'll be gone by Monday. But one can only. I mean, the average college sheets, especially for a guy probably don't get laundered all that often.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah. I used to stand mine up as my divider between me.

[Kristi Lee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a very different. It happened one night with Claudette Colbert. Yeah. The sheets were stiff instead of hanging.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jamie Lisso, recently married. Am I getting this right? Because we talked to you in the phone not too long ago and remarried like in the last year.

[Jamie Lisso]

That's right. 109 days ago. My wife just tell me. She's here, by the way. She says hi.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, how nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted to ask about your marriage. Why did you get married again? Right. Josh didn't want to work the first

[Bob Kevoian]

time because she's the one.

[Jamie Lisso]

I feel like every time I come in here, I think to myself, if I'd come in here first, I might not have done it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

This is what I want. To move to Alaska.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We tried to talk you out of that one.

[Jamie Lisso]

I kind of feel like I don't want to spell. You know, I feel this way about the childbirth thing. Like, you ever talk to a woman, like, moments after childbirth, they go like, I am never doing this again. This hurts so much. Like it's not where. And then like a month later, they're like, we should have two more. That's why I feel like the marriage thing is you.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Jamie Lisso]

You kind of get through the first tragic part of it, and then you meet. You meet the right person.

[Bob Kevoian]

But when they want to have two more, they want to do it without. Not you necessarily without.

[Tom Griswold]

With another guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no. Maybe with a test tube.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the same. It's the same. I call it the Christmas Rule.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

No one would celebrate Christmas if it were. It was too close together. By the time Christmas rolls around again, you're ready to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Same thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good point.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate Christmas. This is awful. It's too busy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Blah, blah, blah. That may be the most profound thing you've ever said.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, John.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I, I, I. That is really a wise thing to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's the truth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is coitus going to be involved in the birthing of the next child? Well, you're assuming a lot.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a doctor. She knows where things go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think maybe she doesn't want that. Going there again, if this is gonna be.

[Tom Griswold]

And you guys were married in Vegas. Is that.

[Jamie Lisso]

Is that right? That's right, you guys, we got married in Vegas. And we're not. We're not weed smoker people at all, which I think you can pick up on the fact that I don't even think they're called weed smoker people.

[Bob Kevoian]

And reefer is the common.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, we were. And I. So I say to her, I go, do you know reefer is legal in Nevada? And she goes, I go, we should get like a little gummy. This is the night of our wedding. I go, would you wanna get a little gummy just to, like, try it out? And she goes, yeah. And so we buy these little tiny gummies. And I told the guy, I go, we are new. This. We have never done this before. Could you please give me the mildest thing that you have? And what I think the guy did was. I think he wasn't listening. And we're lying in bed our wedding night, and she. And we take these little things and we're feeling it, and she. She leans up. It's 100% true story, word for word, not making up, comedian stuff. And she goes, hey. And I go, yeah. And she goes, I got some bad news. And I go, what? And she goes, I think that I'm too high to have sex. To which I responded, I have some even worse news. And she goes, what? And I go, we just had sex. You're not just now 100% sure? Sometimes you have to write material. A lot of times your wife just gives you a job.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember events.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jamie Lisso is our guest, distinguished comedian. And I just had some minor surgery. But what was interesting, if you ever had surgery, they give you. You walk in and they ask you your name and your birthday times. I get it. You wear the wristband. And everyone that comes in asks who you are and you tell them and then they draw on you where they're going to be cutting, etc. Etc.

[Tom Griswold]

But they did big black arrow.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they do the pre interview. You know, when is. What is the last thing you ate? When was it. Okay, it was literal last night.

[Jamie Lisso]

Pre interview.

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not on a talk show?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Well, the. What do you. The what's his name? The consultation with the doctor.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, the anesthesiologist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's the anesthesia. That's a big word. The anesthesiologist. And they go through the whole thing. They do it and twice, actually. First, the first one of the nurses did it? But they ask you, do you drink alcohol? Do you smoke cigarettes? And now the new one, they ask, have you taken any gummies?

[Jamie Lisso]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Which I thought was that. That's. It's come around. It's now part of the official form.

[Kristi Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I imagine it's because. And then I was. I was telling the story to a somewhat. I thought, sophisticated, elegant lady of a certain age. And she went, oh, I take one every night to go to sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

I know tons of people that do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Where do you get them? She goes, he has to drive across state lines. But then she goes. Then she goes, oh, I have a guy. Do you need some?

[Jamie Lisso]

You guys, I swear to God, for 49 years, I thought that local anesthesia meant that they got it from around here.

[Kristi Lee]

Sort of a farm to table.

[Jamie Lisso]

49 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. I like my free. I like the free range.

[Jamie Lisso]

I like how the doctor gave me some local anesthesia. I'm like, that's nice. He got up early. He went to a farmer's market. He said, swear to God, would you

[Tom Griswold]

think less of that lady because she did marijuana?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I was getting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just.

[Kristi Lee]

Amy still works for him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was really. I was really surprised.

[Josh Arnold]

Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Especially because they have to go through, in this particular state, illegal channels to get it every night. But then that's why, obviously, that there must have been enough incidents in which anesthesiologists were concerned, because if you've got whatever that is, THC or whatever it might be in the gummy in your system, you know.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Things could go wrong. They want you to be pain free and wake up. Wake up nice and healthy.

[Jamie Lisso]

I don't know if this is just me, but I have a note for all. Any anesthesia anesthesiologist listening. Whenever I go to the doctor and you get like a surgery like you just had, you get a bill, right? And you go like, oh, man, like three grand. That's a lot. Whatever. And you go, well, at least I paid it. And then a year later.

[Kristi Lee]

That's exactly right.

[Jamie Lisso]

The anesthesia guy sends you a bill, and I just want. Aren't they in the same office? Couldn't they jump on the same invoice?

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Jamie Lisso]

You know what I mean? I just got one yesterday for my circumcision. That was years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you guys are.

[Jamie Lisso]

Paid that off.

[Tom Griswold]

Cleveland Guardians, designated hitter. David Fry was. Oh, David Fry spent a night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Jamie Fry.

[Bob Kevoian]

David Fry was the Nixon guy in the 60s, right? In the 60s.

[Tom Griswold]

Iconic.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean, the Nixon guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

He was the Nixon rich little of. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was an impersonator.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Impressionist. Whatever. He'd go, I'm Dick Nixon. You know, pregnant ladies don't take buffering.

[Kristi Lee]

It'll kill you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back to you.

[Kristi Lee]

Is it Fry Fo. And that's really, really stupid, but is

[Tom Griswold]

you just want them lined up out the parking lot, sneaking in.

[Kristi Lee]

Symbol is F R Y E or F R Y.

[Tom Griswold]

It is F R Y E. Okay. Yes. And what was the name of his album he put. Put it out as Nixon.

[Josh Arnold]

I am not familiar with his work.

[Kristi Lee]

That's all right. You know what came up? When I go. When I put in David Fry, as soon as I added the E, it said David Fry obituary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so that's that'.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we got. We got an obituary in the news today. A really sad.

[Jamie Lisso]

There's a lot of them, bro.

[Tom Griswold]

And the.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I saw last week and I thought, nobody's gonna know this guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everyone's gonna know him. Okay, I'll. I'll ask our guest.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this game.

[Josh Arnold]

You know the name Sonny Curtis?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, don't do it that way.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's the way to do it.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. How would you do it?

[Jamie Lisso]

How would you do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. For Tom's memory, how important was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll bet I could play.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I know who.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know who he is. I could play two songs and I bet Jamie would know exactly who we're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm a weirdo about that look on his face.

[Jamie Lisso]

He doesn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I spend my off hours looking in liner notes to see who plays that instrument. So go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I can't really sing it. You can. You sing it, Pat. You know what we're talking about.

[Jamie Lisso]

I do know. Yeah. The tv.

[Bob Kevoian]

The TV theme.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, I didn't know he did that. I know what he.

[Jamie Lisso]

What instrument he played.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. This is a guy that wrote two iconic songs in contemporary culture. Jamie. Okay.

[Jamie Lisso]

Jamie's being such a good Cheers theme is. It's not the Cheers.

[Josh Arnold]

Better Love is All Around. You know that song Mary Tyler Moore theme.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I don't know the Mary Tyler Moore thing. Remember, she heaves the beret or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Jamie Lisso]

Wait a second. Knows this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is a different Sonny Curtis. I. I thought it was King Curtis. I thought that was.

[Jamie Lisso]

There's so many Sunny Curtis's.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't blame me for getting confused. Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

I think she's also on the View.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of people going through there lately. This guy wrote the Mary Tyler Moore theme.

[Josh Arnold]

And he wrote.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he wrote the great song recorded by the Clash by The Bobby Fuller 4.

[Josh Arnold]

Bobby Fuller 4.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, Summertime Blue or no. I Fought the Law.

[Bob Kevoian]

I fought the law and the law won. Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

He co wrote hundreds of songs recorded by artists from the Everly Brothers to Bruce Springsteen, Glenn Campbell and Johnny Cash. And was inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame with the Crickets. He was in the Crickets? Buddy Holly's band.

[Jamie Lisso]

I used to tour those guys. Every comedy show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Inside Comedy joke. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I'm sorry, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Please.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pepy.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop. Well, this isn't the one. Anybody knows? Who is this?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bland Orchestra.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the muzak version?

[Jamie Lisso]

I literally reached out to press my floor button when you play that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Jamie with her smile.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, this is the one.

[Kristi Lee]

I would say one of the best shows with one of the worst theme songs.

[Jamie Lisso]

What genre would you say this is? Boring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Dusty.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is revolutionary.

[Jamie Lisso]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Revolutionary.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a great. This is a great song. It's a TV show that. Show that a woman can actually work, live alone and not have a man in charge of her life. And who knew?

[Josh Arnold]

Why didn't they have a woman sing the theme song?

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, you got to do that.

[Kristi Lee]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

They didn't have all year. They had to get the thing written. Helen Ready was singing in the other studio, but he also made. I thought the Law is such a great song.

[Kristi Lee]

That is a good one.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the. The Clash version of that is great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I'll give you that.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Bobby Fuller Four.

[Kristi Lee]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've never. Who's the Bobby Fuller?

[Bob Kevoian]

That was the hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Bobby Fuller and like, three guys.

[Jamie Lisso]

Three guys, right? Three other guys.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I do love it when bands do that and they don't have. Who. Who famously just did that? The guy that did the song.

[Josh Arnold]

Duke Tomato in the Power.

[Jamie Lisso]

Ben Folds Five.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the Ben Folds Five. Yeah, Ben folded.

[Jamie Lisso]

You know. He just divorced his fifth wife. What people are calling that the Ben folds five? His five wives. 100.

[Kristi Lee]

True. Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

Well.

[Kristi Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Incredible.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many times have you been married to be.

[Jamie Lisso]

This is. I'm just. This is my second and last one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jamie Lisso]

Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good answer. No, you're. You've got some very serious answers. Looking around.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Jason, mark that for a recording we're gonna play when he comes back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's. I mean, I'm going.

[Bob Kevoian]

Congratulations. I'm glad you found the one.

[Jamie Lisso]

Thank you. She's the. You guys know, she's a doctor. She's been making me aware of germs, which I never thought about. I don't know if you know anybody that makes you aware of germs in the wife. Never had this happen before. Never thought about is, oh, really? So are you like this? So we're at the Seattle airport the other day, and I was walking down this really steep flight of stairs. I was holding one big bag at a big backpack on, and to balance myself, I leaned over and I grasped the handrail, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

To which my wife says, she goes, oh, my God, I can't believe you would reach over. And I go, I'm sure it has a lot of germs on there. And I go, but I'll bet. I'll bet it has less germs than my butt. And she goes, why would you say that? And I go, I'm just saying if I don't get to grab this handrail, I'm gonna fall down these stairs, break both my legs. You're my wife. You're gonna have to wipe my butt. I think what you meant to say was thank you for thinking of me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Precisely. Absolutely. Yeah. I do that. That surfing thing on the escalator because I don't want to touch the handrail.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's tricky. I almost fell down recently.

[Tom Griswold]

Recently, you almost fall down, go boom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that one in Denver, you've got the chicane of escalators.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a escalator in D.C. goes down to the Metro. I swear it's six miles long, the escalator. It's unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

I famously remember I told you about the guy that was wearing the beautiful three piece suit I famously that had his. Had his mail member dangling.

[Tom Griswold]

He just referred to himself as I famously.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you know the story. The story about the guy was exposing himself in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I know the story.

[Jamie Lisso]

Where does this happen? At an airport?

[Bob Kevoian]

At the Paris Metro.

[Jamie Lisso]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's one of those escalators that, you know, could take you to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a long one. And the guy going the other way. Packed in Paris. And this guy's got this huge dangler.

[Jamie Lisso]

No, not to defend him. What was he getting on the D train?

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Jamie Lisso]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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