B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time
Date: July 20, 2026

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Episode Overview

This installment of "B&T Extra" features stand-up comedian and relationship advice-giver Alli Breen, joining the cast from New York City for her recurring segment "Sexy Time." The crew tackles listener-submitted questions about dating, relationships, nicknames, cheating alibis, jealousy, and boundaries, mixing light-hearted, candid advice with their trademark humor and banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Suspicion in Early Online Dating

[02:53–04:30]

• Listener worries after her friend sees her new boyfriend, whom she met on Hinge and became exclusive with, on Tinder.
• Panel considers whether this is a significant red flag or a mistaken leftover profile.
  • Jeff: "Maybe he just forgot that he's on." (03:13)
  • Female panelist: "You're a huge red flag." (03:15)
• General suggestion: Ask directly in a non-accusatory way.
  • Ally: "Or make it broad. Be like, are you on any other dating sites? And let him come." (04:11)

2. Recycling Romantic Nicknames

[04:31–06:40]

• A girlfriend is upset to learn her boyfriend has used her special nickname "Pickle" before.
• Josh gives the blunt male perspective:
  • "Guys need to know: Different nicknames for different people. Always, always, always." (05:10)
• Ally shares why it feels impersonal: "Once it's like a specific name, like Pickle, it is a little...it takes the cuteness away, as if it's not personal." (05:25)
• The panel riffs on the concept, some seeing recycled nicknames as laziness, others as harmless.

3. Being the Alibi for a Cheating Friend

[07:13–10:24]

• A listener’s husband acts as an alibi for a friend cheating on his wife, pulling her into the lie.
• Josh: "I resent you putting me in this position...I'm not the right person." (08:31)
• Panel broadly agrees it's a tough, integrity-testing predicament with no easy way out.
• Suggestion: Create plausible deniability by posting you're elsewhere if someone's using you as an alibi.
  • "Post that you're somewhere else that day." (08:50)

4. Jealousy of an Ex’s New Relationship with a Mutual Friend

[10:34–12:47]

• A listener struggles with jealousy after his ex starts dating a mutual friend, despite his own new relationship.
• General consensus: It's common and only natural, but best not to share these feelings with a current partner.
  • Female panelist: "You don't share those feelings with your new girlfriend." (11:06)
• Jeff: "This is very common, especially in newly separated situations...deep down, you know you did the right thing. You just let it go." (11:35)
• Panel suggests possible overlap in relationships, but emphasize moving on.

5. Too Much Bathroom Familiarity in Relationships

[12:55–14:37]

• Listener disturbed when her boyfriend poops with the door open early in their relationship.
• All agree it’s too soon (if ever!) for that level of openness.
  • Ally: "I don't think anyone ever should go there." (13:24)
  • Female panelist: "I don't open door dump in an empty house, let alone if someone else is there." (13:33)

6. Peeing with the Door Open—Bathroom Habits Banter

[13:45–16:37]

• The group discusses whether peeing with the door open is acceptable, leading to a funny, vivid exchange.
  • Josh: "Are you always astounded when you can hear her pee, even with the door closed, just how powerful it sounds?" (14:03)
  • Female panelist: "Yeah, it sounds like a horse." (14:09)
• Host riffs on the mechanics of male urination (“bifurcation” and “urethral slit”) with tongue-in-cheek asides.

7. Post-Fight Cruise Ship Drama

[16:42–18:24]

• Listener recounts a dramatic fight on a cruise, after which her boyfriend parties with other women.
• Host: "You're insane." (17:08) after being told the woman is offended her boyfriend didn’t sulk.
• Jeff and Josh reflect on differences in how men and women respond to these situations with humor.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On catching cheaters:
  • "The classic way to catch him is just if you asked him straight up, hey, are you still on Tinder?" — Male panelist (possibly Jeff), [03:56]
• On recycled nicknames:
  • "Different nicknames for different people. Because this is the BS you have to hear—the overthinking of a female mind." — Josh, [06:12]
• On peeing with the door open:
  • "I don't open door dump in an empty house, let alone if someone else is there. Like, that's so rude." — Female panelist, [13:33]
  • "Yeah, it sounds like a horse." — Female panelist, [14:09]
• On being dragged into a friend’s cheating scheme:
  • "I resent you putting me in this position." — Josh, [08:31]
• On interpersonal drama at sea:
  • "You're kind of in a floating prison." — Host, [17:55]
  • "Well, what was he supposed to do? Just sulk by himself? Well, yeah. Or try to fix them." — Host, [17:05]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Sexy Time Introduction/Panel Assembled: 02:28
• Tinder/Online Dating Question: 02:53–04:30
• Recycled Nickname Dilemma: 04:31–06:40
• Cheating Alibi Quandary: 07:13–10:24
• Ex Dating Mutual Friend: 10:34–12:47
• Bathroom Boundaries (Pooping Incident): 12:55–14:37
• Open Door Peeing/Bathroom Habits: 13:45–16:37
• Cruise Ship Relationship Blow-Up: 16:42–18:24

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Tone & Style Notes

The episode is fast-paced, humor-driven, and slightly irreverent, blending relationship advice with playful teasing. Panelists do not shy away from candid observations and often take jabs at each other and the letter-writers. Their style is conversational, with overlapping voices and quick-witted banter.

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Final Takeaway

This "Sexy Time" segment with Alli Breen delivers both laughs and (often brutally honest) relationship advice, focusing on authenticity in communication, the dangers of getting pulled into others' drama, and the importance of boundaries—both emotional and, apparently, in the bathroom. Even as they lampoon the predicaments, there are genuinely useful nuggets for listeners navigating modern dating challenges.

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Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show. Today it's Sexy Time with Ally Breen. She's coming up right after this.

[Bob and Tom]

Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Jim Rome]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people even evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Bob and Tom]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Jim Rome]

You've been warned.

[Bob and Tom]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Mr. Osu]

I'm sick of being sick. I've been in my bed all week. I feel like dick. I'm sick of my TV Now I'm hooked on all the soaps on abc. I try to read a magazine or hear the radio or watch the bad News Bears again on hbo. I'm sick of being home. Cause you think I'm stupid Stupid things when you're alone. I'm sick of this old house and today I might try on my wife's new blouse. I saw two women fight like cats on Jerry Springer's show because their mom was sleeping with their older brother Joe. I'm sick. I'm feeling bad but at least my older brother's not my dad. I'm sick of these four walls and my arms are tired of playing with my dog. I'm sick.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Oh, bravo.

[Mr. Osu]

Thank you.

[Bob and Tom]

Here's some extra. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

It's Ally Breen joining us from New York City.

[Ally Breen]

New York City.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Allie's actually home. Well, it's good to see you, Ali.

[Ally Breen]

Good to see you.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

The way the show works. Allie is a stand up comedian based in New York City and she's also the hostess of this program. And the program is known as Sexy Time. And we try to help people with their love troubles. And let's get to our first letter. Allie, what have you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, I met a guy on Hinge and after three months, we both deactivated our profiles and became serious. One of my friends just let me know she saw him on Tinder. He knows her as my friend so she couldn't reach out and try to date him to see what he would do. But now I want to recruit another friend to try and see if he's still actually active. There. Is this a huge red flag?

[Jeff]

Oh, my gosh. Maybe you just forgot that he's on.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

You're a huge red flag.

[Jeff]

Yeah, for him.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Wait a second, though. So I don't understand how these work. So when you.

[Jim Rome]

You.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

So he. Maybe he posted this, and then they started dating and he forgot that it was up there.

[Jeff]

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

So there's nothing indicating that you're sort of still looking, right?

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Well, if the friend could see him on Tinder, does that mean he saw the friend see him?

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

I've never used that app. I'm not sure.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, I'm not sure either.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Maybe not.

[Ally Breen]

Okay. Because I was gonna say he should know and go back to her and be like, ooh, by the way, your friend just saw me on Tinder. I'm gonna deactivate. You know, probably.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

But the classic way to catch him is just if you asked him straight up, hey, are you still on Tinder? And if he tries to lie about something or bumbles or asks a question back then, yeah, he knows what he's doing. But otherwise, if he's just like, oh, I forgot about that one.

[Ally Breen]

Right. Or make it broad. Be like, are you on any other dating sites? And let him come. Yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Huh?

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Catch him in the lie.

[Josh]

I'm with Jeff. Leave this guy alone.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Oh, really?

[Josh]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Dump him.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Let him find somebody worthwhile.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Okay, okay. Oh, I see. Okay, okay, let's move on here. What have you got, Ali?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend's nickname for me is Pickle, which I always thought was adorable, but the other day, I saw him writing a text to somebody, and it said, hey, Pickle. And I freaked out on him. He said it was the name he used with an old friend years ago and that I shouldn't be concerned, but shouldn't I be that he doesn't change it up, even if that person isn't still meaningful to him? Now I'm really confused.

[Josh]

So every girl. This is just something guys need to know. Different nicknames for different people. Always, always, always. Don't recycle nicknames, because we guys know it's not a big deal. Every girl thinks it's a huge deal, so just play their game.

[Jeff]

You don't think that's a big deal to give the same nickname to a girl?

[Josh]

Of course not.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

She calls you Mr. Big, and she calls her ex Mr. Big.

[Josh]

You know, then you know it's just a nickname or false advertising.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Y.

[Ally Breen]

It's true. It takes the cuteness away, as if it's not personal.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

You're like, wait, that's just a generic name you call everybody.

[Josh]

I mean, for all we know, his grandma called him that. And so he just thinks it's fun to call people that. We have no idea.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

That's kind of. That's a. Whenever you give someone a nickname, it's kind of a power move.

[Jeff]

Really?

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Is that why you give me a nickname all the time?

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yes, exactly.

[Jeff]

That way you call all of your kids by another name.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Exactly. I do it to my dogs. I do it to everybody.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah, that's a little weird. Yeah.

[Jeff]

I think it's easy for you to cheat that way because everybody's got the same name.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, that's true, too. It's one thing if it's just like, Babe, like, which everyone says to everybody, but once it's like a specific name, like Pickle, it is a little.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

That's unique.

[Josh]

You hear all this? All the men listening, you hear this?

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Josh]

Different nicknames for different people. Because this is the BS you have to hear the overthinking of a female mind.

[Bob and Tom]

Okay.

[Ally Breen]

And the lack of creativity. Creativity in the male mind. How hard is it?

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah. There you go.

[Josh]

Because we shouldn't have to be creative. You should be grateful I can only play this role for so long.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah, but if. But as you said earlier, Josh, if Pickle was a name that his grandmother called him, that gets even creepier.

[Josh]

He's not saying, hey, Pickle, go down on me. He's saying, how are. How's your day, Pickle? Which is something a grandma could say to a grandkid.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Jeff]

Oh, boy.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Let's just move forward here. You can reach. You can reach. Ali Breen. A, L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I. Spell it out because you can find her on your favorite social media platform and perhaps share with us your love troubles and we'll try to fix them. Let's get to another letter. What have you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my husband's friend has been cheating on his wife, and I just found out he's using us as his alibi. My husband's fine with it and says it's his friend, so he's the alibi, so I shouldn't really worry, but they're dragging me into this, too. He' get caught. She's going to know that I know, and it's going to be a disaster. Right?

[Josh]

That's unfortunate.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah. There's no way out of this.

[Josh]

I know there is.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

There is nothing you can do.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Plead ignorant. That's the only thing you can do.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

That won't work.

[Jeff]

It won't.

[Ally Breen]

But a little. If she didn't know until now, I don't know how long it's been going on. There is some plausible deniability.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Yeah. Deny, deny. You didn't see him screwing another woman, so you're fine. Right.

[Josh]

I would.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

I would have gone with dining or.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Dinner with someone else rather than going full blown screwing. But the point is.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

This is a. This is an awful situation.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. This is tough.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah.

[Josh]

For everybody. Has anybody been in that position? You were the alibi.

[Ally Breen]

Ask someone to be an alibi for something where.

[Josh]

Thankfully, I've never been asked to be an alibi.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Not in a. In a sort of a sexual situation. Now, with respect to a bank robbery, of course.

[Jeff]

So somebody came to you and asked for you to be an alibi, what would you say to them?

[Josh]

I'd say, you know, I resent you putting me in this position. Yeah. I'm not for sure. I'm not the right person.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Yeah.

[Mr. Osu]

Yeah.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Don't bring me into your mess of a life.

[Ally Breen]

Right.

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah, that's. That's, that's the correct answer. So. But in this case. But it's already gone too far because.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's happening.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

You know, her husband knows and she

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

could do something very innocently. If you want to get away from this, post that you're somewhere else that day. Like, he's like, oh, I'm hanging out with this couple. You need to be somewhere else and be like, I love yoga out here. I was that way.

[Josh]

It's like, that's interesting.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Maybe he's own lie. And you unintentionally, you know, I'm already lost.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

What just happened?

[Josh]

So. So the friend has said, hey, I'm telling my wife that I'm with you guys at your lake house.

[Jeff]

Right.

[Josh]

But the, the wife. The wife of the wife actually. Actually posts, hey, we're at Six Flags today.

[Mr. Osu]

Yeah.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

The alibi wife.

[Josh]

Right.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Maybe she can't.

[Josh]

I mean, she can't be responsible for that.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah. But then everything's gonna blow up and.

[Josh]

Right. Everything will blow up.

[Jeff]

It's gonna blow up at some point.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. Yep.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Maybe murder is the way out on this one. We often forget that.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

No, that's the thing. I've watched nothing but Murder show Me and My lady. And there's so many times when we look at each other and just, hey, if you're done with me, just say, I don't want to be with you anymore. Please don't murder me. There are so many people. Are Like, I can't get out of this. I gotta murder them.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

If you're cheating on me, don't kill me to cover it up. Just break up.

[Mr. Osu]

Exactly.

[Ally Breen]

It'll be fine. Put away the antifreeze.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah. Barrier in the backyard. You see that one Friday?

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Oh, yeah.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

That was. The guy was a preacher. That was.

[Josh]

Well, what are you going to do? You can't ask her neighbor to bury him.

[Jeff]

Or this yard.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

We're speaking with Ali Breen. The show is sexy time. We're trying to help you with your love troubles. What else we got? Ally.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, I'm separated and dating someone I really like and feeling really good about it, but my ex just started dating one of our mutual friends and it's all I can think about. It's kind of weird because I don't want my ex back, but I do feel like I'm insanely jealous. Maybe my current girlfriend doesn't get it and says I must want to get back with her, but I think it's just because it's a mutual friend. Which is against the social rules. Right? I don't know what to do.

[Jeff]

Need to let it go, dude.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah, but what do you do when you're having trouble letting it go? He doesn't want to feel this way. He can't help it.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

I'll tell you what you don't do. You don't share those feelings with your new girlfriend.

[Josh]

That's for sure.

[Jim Rome]

Too late.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

You should have written this last week.

[Jeff]

Yeah, yeah.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

That's idea.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

That is a bold move to think she's gonna like, commiserate with you. She's gonna be like, wait, what?

[Josh]

You're never gonna get any. Any reason or logic out of a woman, but it's gonna go right to feelings and everything's gonna be a mess.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah. This is very complicated. Another failure on our part.

[Jeff]

Yeah, I think this is very common, especially in newly se. When you see the other couple happy or the other person happy, no matter where you are, there's that stab of jealousy or, oh, maybe I made a mistake. You kind of second guess, but deep down, you know you did the right thing. You just let it go. And the social thing about. We've talked about this. Is it okay to date your friends? Friend. I mean, your ex's friends or whatever. That's on you. I don't.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

I don't want to make this worse, but there's a good chance they might have been dating while you guys were together.

[Josh]

I don't want to make this worse.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

I'M sorry. Could you hold this can of gasoline while I get more matches?

[Jeff]

Okay, there's that.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Yeah.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Now they're public.

[Ally Breen]

Well, because that's the thing about the mutual friend. Now you look back and you're like, wait, was this a thing that was happening the whole time I was with her?

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

That's what I think.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

That's where you just have to let it go viral.

[Josh]

And you may have to let them go completely. That friend is not your friend now.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Right.

[Josh]

They may have to. Now you need to move on. You may.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

I'm going to lighten up my original suggestion about murder. How about just moving to a different part of the country? That works.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Get all new friends.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah, sure. That's fun. Well, we have time for a couple more letters. Ali, what have you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, I've been with a guy who, basically, after the first day, we spent every second together. It's been the best. The other day, though, we woke up and we were talking and getting ready for our day, and he just dropped trowel with the bathroom door open and started pooping.

[Mr. Osu]

Oh.

[Ally Breen]

I was like, oh. Oh, my God. And he said, oh, sorry, we're not there yet. I don't ever want to be there. Is this ever going to leave my mind?

[Jim Rome]

Yeah.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

She needs to.

[Jeff]

Oh, man.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Tell him that. That's not. We're not. That's not where they're going.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Ever.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Yes.

[Ally Breen]

I don't think anyone ever should go there.

[Jeff]

No.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Only if he's, like, passed out and the door's locked. You got to break in to save his life or something. Otherwise, it's like, who cares, dude?

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

I don't open door dub in an empty house, let alone if someone else is there. Like, that's so rude.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah. You just have to train him.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. That level of comfort that people. I want to know where that came from. Like, what's the past that he has that makes him feel like that's normal.

[Jeff]

That's crazy.

[Josh]

What about peeing? No, you don't want to see that either.

[Ally Breen]

I actually don't mind peeing. I don't mind the peeing with the door open. I mean, for a guy, I wouldn't pee with the door open, but if a guy does it, I'm okay with it.

[Josh]

Jeff, are you always astounded when you can hear her pee, even with the door closed, just how powerful it sounds?

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Yeah, it sounds like a horse.

[Josh]

Like, insane.

[Mr. Osu]

Insane.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

It's just this next Valentine's Day. Remember that for your sweetie? Yes. The. The din Of. Yes, the outpouring of fluids.

[Josh]

Loud hiss,

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

somewhat snake like. Is that where you're going?

[Ally Breen]

Well, we are equally surprised that you guys never managed to get all of your pee in the toilet.

[Josh]

You know, I'll be honest, I still get surprised by that too. Like, how did this.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. Now are you a bad of a

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

shot now are you a sit down to pee at night guy?

[Josh]

Oh, gosh, no. No. Really?

[Ally Breen]

Why?

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

I sit down to pee always. Usually.

[Jeff]

Do you really?

[Bob and Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I'll never get it.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

Dude. He starts going crazy. There's no television. Yeah, there's a certain.

[Josh]

Really?

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah, the. There's a certain. There's a certain bifurcation. Ali, you've ever seen a water wiggle? That's what. That's what happens.

[Josh]

They're just being fun me that none of that's true. Bifurcation only happens post sex. If not, you have an issue.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Really?

[Josh]

Yes. There's no. What's gumming up your urethral slit,

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

by the way? Urethral slit was my. Was my favorite band at Bonnaroo last year when they. When they opened for the Strokes.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

What's gumming it up?

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah, I mean, I even have that look. No. I even have a urinal in my bathroom.

[Mr. Osu]

Them.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

But I still. I will still, still sit on it sometimes. Yeah. Because I'm so. I'm so half asleep. I mean I've actually gone.

[Jeff]

Do you like straddle it forward or do you turn around and.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

The urinal. Yeah, well, the URL. You just hug right up to it and go.

[Ally Breen]

But the.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

But the plumbing is so cold. That pipe on top.

[Jeff]

Yes. So wakes you up.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Although sometimes in the summer, sometimes when it's really hot, I'll put my head on it. Let her rip.

[Ally Breen]

If you sit and it's just dangling and you pee, it just stays in that position.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

No, no, no, you got.

[Mr. Osu]

No.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

As Mr. Osu indicates, because of the velocity of the effluent as it leaves the body, one has to hold it down.

[Josh]

Not true.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Well, and just in the cases of Jeff and when you're. When you're.

[Josh]

When you're.

[Female panelist (possibly a comedian or co-host)]

When you're handling that, keep it out of the water. But other than that.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh]

Now that I get

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

well, let's squeeze in one more letter. Ellie, I'm really loving this.

[Ally Breen]

I went on a seven day cruise with my boyfriend and at the very end we got into a big fight. I kicked him out of the cabin. And then after a few hours when he hadn't come back, I went to look for him and he was partying with a group of mostly girls. Now we're in an even bigger fight. And he said, well, what was he supposed to do? Just sulk by himself? Well, yeah. Or try to fix them.

[Josh]

Oh, hilarious, dear.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

You're insane.

[Josh]

I mean, you did kick him out.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

The difference between men and women. Yeah.

[Josh]

What would a woman do?

[Jeff]

Oh, we would sulk.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I know plenty of women who would go, I am going to talk to the guy that he questioned me for looking at too long. There are so many. Are you telling me Alsman would just go sulk and not go flirt with people? The captain.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

I'd be plotting my revenge.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah. Many women would go find a friendly gay waiter and no, kill the afternoon with him.

[Jeff]

What have I done? What have I done? Oh, my God, man.

[Male panelist (possibly Jeff or another co-host)]

He showed you though, huh?

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah, but see, that's also the problem with the cruise because you can't really get away much.

[Ally Breen]

It's just a party setting outside your door.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

You're kind of in a floating prison.

[Jeff]

There are some places you can get away. Yeah, there are. It's not depending on the cruise you're on. You're right.

[Ally Breen]

I mean, yeah, you could just go sun yourself. You don't have to go to a bar necessarily, which is, I'm sure, where he went.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

Yeah, that's where the people are.

[Josh]

I was amazed. I was picturing it was night and really the only thing to do on a cruise was either jump on.

[Host (possibly Christopher or main host)]

That'll also end you up on 48 hours if you actually take the great leap. Well, thanks, Ally.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.