B&T Extra: Struck by Lightning, & Sexy Time with Alli Breen

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast: "B&T Extra: Struck by Lightning & Sexy Time with Alli Breen"

Episode Date: August 7, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this BOB & TOM Show Extra, the cast blends their trademark humor with quirky life stories and real-life dilemmas. The episode centers around two main topics: bizarre and hilarious conversations about being struck by lightning, and a lively "Sexy Time with Alli Breen" segment featuring listener relationship questions. The discussions are funny, sometimes absurd, and always candid.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Struck by Lightning Stories (01:38–04:28; 13:27–14:11)

• Lightning Strikes & Showers: The group exchanges personal and secondhand stories about people struck by lightning, reflecting on how uncommon but terrifying it is. They also debate the old warning about showering during a thunderstorm.
• Memorable stories and myths:
  • Ally Breen shares: "Yeah, hit by lightning." (01:47)
  • Ace Cosby adds: "I know someone that's struck by lightning and lived." (01:54)
  • Megan Klingenberg comments on caution: "We're not supposed to take a shower during a lightning storm, right?" (02:37)
  • Ally Breen cites a safety letter: "Lightning can travel through pipes. Never take a shower or bath during a thunderstorm." (13:34)
• Humorous takes: Tom jokes about an "electrocution fetish" (03:18) and the potential for becoming a concert pianist after being struck (14:11).
• Science vs. Myths: The group humorously wonders about the mechanics of lightning, lightning rods, and how often people are actually struck while showering (e.g., Tom: "Isn't it somewhat of a misnomer? ... you're hit by the part that comes up from the ground to meet the lightning." (03:54))

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2. Sexy Time with Alli Breen—Relationship Letters (04:28–17:34)

a. Shower Beer Etiquette (04:47–05:54)

• Listener asks if finding a half-drunk beer in her boyfriend’s shower is normal.
• Consensus: It’s not abnormal—a “shower beer” is considered a harmless, somewhat celebratory habit.
  • Bob: "This is 100% normal...shower beer season." (05:02)
  • Tom: "Here's how you know the guy doesn't have a problem—it's half drunk." (05:12)

b. Dating Someone Who's Separated (06:09–08:04)

• A listener is unsure about dating a man who is married but separated.
• Cast shares mixed, mostly down-to-earth advice:
  • Tom: "If you're fine with it, who cares what anybody else thinks?" (06:53)
  • Jessica Alsman: "No drama for you. No drama from your mama. No sama." (08:17)
  • Ace Cosby cautions on 'red flags' and verifying stories: (07:30–07:36)

c. Selfies Everywhere: Is It a Red Flag? (08:33–10:11)

• Listener writes about a girlfriend with many large photos of herself at home.
• The hosts tease and debate confidence vs. vanity:
  • Tom: "It's not even that she's hot. It's that she's confident. And that's hot." (09:21)
  • Jessica Alsman: "I don't want anybody confident. I want they're just as crazy and sad as in the corner." (09:39)
• Ace Cosby notes: "If a guy did it, though...I'm like, you douchebag." (10:22)

d. The Ex Who Can't Let Go (10:35–11:38)

• Girlfriend’s ex keeps messaging to warn about the boyfriend.
• Advice ranges from cautious to skeptical:
  • Ace Cosby: "If she keeps sending you messages, then she is the crazy one and she wants you." (11:16)
  • Ally Breen admits: "I think I write down the day and date. You may be right about this." (11:26)
  • Megan Klingenberg adds: "If he's love bombing...I would be very cautious." (11:31)

e. Flirty Mother-in-Law Dilemma (11:42–13:09)

• Listener struggles with girlfriend's mom being flirty.
• Responses:
  • Ace Cosby: "Be awkward and adorable...and not flirt at all back and just like accept it." (12:07)
  • Ally Breen jokes: "That must be some pretty tough fabric holding up those huge jugs." (12:21)
  • Jessica Alsman shares a family anecdote: "My aunt married my cousin's boyfriend...the mom ended up marrying him." (13:01)

f. Bedroom Divorce: Can I Ask for Separate Beds? (14:33–17:27)

• Listener newly married, wants to sleep in a separate room without hurting his wife.
• Cast dishes on the merits of separate beds:
  • Tom: "I think everybody sleeps better that way. Separate bedrooms, separate bathrooms." (15:14)
  • Ace Cosby claims: "We sleep in separate bedrooms." (15:20)
  • Jessica Alsman: "Go ahead and get divorced if that's what you should do." (15:02, jokingly)
  • Discussion of king-size bunk beds as a whimsical solution. (16:23–17:09)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On showering in lightning storms:
  • Ally Breen: "Lightning can travel through pipes. Never take a shower or bath during a thunderstorm." (13:34)
• On relationship drama:
  • Jessica Alsman: "No drama for you. No drama from your mama. No sama." (08:17)
• On confidence:
  • Tom: "It's not even that she's hot. It's that she's confident. And that's hot." (09:21)
• On separate bedrooms:
  • Tom: "Studies have shown...less divorces in households with separate bedrooms." (15:21)
• On weird in-law stories:
  • Jessica Alsman: "My aunt married my cousin's boyfriend...the mom ended up marrying him." (13:01)

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Timestamps for Notable Segments

• Lightning Myths and Stories: 01:38–04:28; 13:27–14:11
• Shower Beer Debate: 04:47–05:54
• Dating Someone Separated: 06:09–08:04
• Girlfriend with Photos of Herself: 08:33–10:11
• Ex Warning About Boyfriend: 10:35–11:38
• Flirty Mother-in-Law: 11:42–13:09
• Bedroom Divorce & Bunk Beds: 14:33–17:27

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Episode Tone & Style

True to The BOB & TOM Show’s signature, this episode is a rapid-fire blend of witty banter, comedic jabs, and candid group therapy. Spontaneous jokes underscored by infectious laughter, heartfelt group wisdom, and just the right amount of absurdity keep the dialogue engaging.

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This summary covers all major topics and memorable exchanges, providing a lively snapshot of the episode’s best moments and the cast’s humor and chemistry.

Transcript

[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Struck by lightning and Sexy time with Ally Breen. It's on the way in just a minute.

[Bob]

The US Soccer Podcast.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I'm your host, Megan Klingenberg. And after interviewing so many dudes during this men's World Cup, I'm so happy to be back with my US Women's National Team players.

[Bob]

I know the US Men's National Team has changed how I think about myself, how I think about being an American, how I think about being on a team.

[Megan Klingenberg]

It's one year out from that World cup and we're gonna talk about the brightest prospects in U.S. soccer. You ready?

[Christopher]

I'm ready.

[Ace Cosby]

Let's do it.

[Megan Klingenberg]

The U.S. soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel.

[Bob]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom]

Good looking woman down in the fr.

[Jessica Alsman]

Front row.

[Tom]

Wanted to take her home after the show, but she was married and she told me no. Where did my lotion go?

[Jessica Alsman]

Now some more Bob and Tom.

[Tom]

You want it, you need it.

[Bob]

You can't live without it.

[Drake Toll]

This is Bob and Tom Extra.

[Jessica Alsman]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[Bob]

Hello.

[Jessica Alsman]

There's Tod Arnold.

[Tom]

I'm just. It's.

[Jessica Alsman]

We could all come up with. Because a buddy of mine drowned.

[Tom]

I know, but Tom knows somebody.

[Jessica Alsman]

You had a kid, somebody got electrocuted,

[Tom]

was struck by lightning.

[Ally Breen]

I. Yeah. Hit by lightning.

[Tom]

I don't feel like many people even know somebody who knows someone who was struck by lightning.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I agree.

[Ace Cosby]

I know someone that's struck by lightning and lived.

[Tom]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ally Breen]

He didn't live Manitoulin Island.

[Megan Klingenberg]

How old was he?

[Ally Breen]

12.

[Tom]

Come on, Christy Lee, you don't ask questions you don't know the answers to.

[Jessica Alsman]

We'll be back from. What are the name of the Hanson Hanson brothers?

[Tom]

Remember Homer Simpson? He goes, it was a bad lightning storm, so I picked up the biggest piece of sheet metal I could find and hid under the largest tree.

[Ace Cosby]

The greatest underbat Ace Cosby.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. And you. And we're not supposed to take a shower during a lightning storm, right?

[Bob]

That's not true.

[Ally Breen]

It was under a canoe. Yes, it's true.

[Ace Cosby]

I avoid a shower because of it now.

[Bob]

Yeah, I know. I. My mom always said we couldn't, like, if. If the weather was changing. She's like, get your showers now.

[Tom]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Right away.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, I mentioned it in the. I got a very long Letter from a guy explaining that that's correct.

[Bob]

That's real. I didn't think it was real. I thought it was my mom.

[Tom]

Damn.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, I'll. I'll dig it up if you want.

[Ace Cosby]

I want the stats of who's been struck by lightning because they were in the shower during a storm, though, you know what I mean?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Oh, my goodness.

[Ace Cosby]

Who died in the shower?

[Megan Klingenberg]

This isn't sexy time at all.

[Ace Cosby]

I knew they were naked in the

[Megan Klingenberg]

shower and they died together having sex with someone else.

[Tom]

I have an electrocution fetish.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, that's Good point.

[Jessica Alsman]

That be so hot.

[Ally Breen]

How about this one? A New York business owner says he's happy to be alive after being struck by lightning while sitting at his office desk.

[Tom]

What the hell happened?

[Ally Breen]

Well, he's.

[Jessica Alsman]

He's like. He made a really bad deal with somebody.

[Tom]

I know. I should have paid for the roof.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Should have paid his bills.

[Ally Breen]

You said he saw a bright flash of light from the office's light switch, heard a loud crack, and then the lights went out. It was a few minutes later he realized his left hand was blistering from getting hit by a bolt that arced through the light switch.

[Drake Toll]

Whoa.

[Tom]

Isn't it somewhat of a misnomer lightning, actually. When you're struck by lightning, you're hit by the part that comes up from the ground to meet the lightning that's coming down.

[Ally Breen]

You got me.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I don't know what.

[Tom]

I'll look that up.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't think any of that lightning

[Megan Klingenberg]

homework tonight and be back.

[Jessica Alsman]

And the only reason people would think you were you knew is because you talk about books a lot.

[Tom]

I read Lightning, Lightning, Lightning by. By Charles Bolt when I was in.

[Jessica Alsman]

Well, why didn't you say so?

[Ally Breen]

Well, let's move forward here, Christy. What have you. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Bob]

No.

[Jessica Alsman]

We gotta solve love problems.

[Megan Klingenberg]

But Ally is not with us today because she has.

[Ally Breen]

So who's reading the letters, though?

[Megan Klingenberg]

I'm gonna read some. Jess is gonna read some. Are you okay with that? Yep.

[Ally Breen]

Go ahead.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Or do you want to do.

[Ally Breen]

No, no, no. I don't want to touch them.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yes, you do.

[Ally Breen]

Probably get clap.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Dear Ally, Clap from letters. Dear Ally, the last. Speaking of the shower. Dear Ally, the last time I stayed at my boyfriend's house, I went to go shower in the morning. There was an open and half drunk beer in the shower. Is this at all normal, or does he have a problem?

[Bob]

This is 100% normal. Yeah, this is. This is beer. This is shower beer season.

[Jessica Alsman]

Wait a minute.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I have never had a Beer in the shower.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's in the shower. Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

[Tom]

Here's how you know the guy doesn't have a problem.

[Megan Klingenberg]

It's half drunk.

[Tom]

Exactly.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Half full.

[Bob]

No. Spend all day in the yard and then get into a cool shower with a cold beer. Yeah, it's amazing.

[Ally Breen]

Has it been in there all night?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, that's fine. It's not like he got up in the morning and shot. If it's the old. If it's the Jim Morrison. Woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.

[Megan Klingenberg]

That's a good question because she doesn't say whether it was already there because he showered before her.

[Ally Breen]

That's unlikely.

[Tom]

Again, half full shower beer.

[Jessica Alsman]

Is that right?

[Ally Breen]

Oh yeah. This guy's not gonna get up and shower.

[Tom]

I'm gonn not normal to see a half full beer can in the shower, but it's not a problem.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Okay, well we answered that one.

[Jessica Alsman]

What if there's a cigarette in it?

[Bob]

I've never had a shower cigarette. I might try it and report back.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, right.

[Megan Klingenberg]

It's hard to keep them lit.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Dear Ally, I'm dating a guy online who's great. We went on one date so far and he said he'd had to come clean, but he's actually married but separated. Should I be waiting until he is fully divorced or is this okay? All my friends have different answers to this ah, this age old problem.

[Tom]

Oh, I think you're fine.

[Megan Klingenberg]

You're fine. Guy's dating online but he's not divorced.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I mean, cause is he really separated?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Thank you.

[Jessica Alsman]

Why?

[Tom]

Why can't you just take his word for it?

[Ally Breen]

Why can't you let this guy have some fun and shut the hell up?

[Ace Cosby]

He needs a permission slip from his soon to be ex wife that he can go out on the prowl the he separated from. Absolutely. Or you could swing by the children's school and make sure they're not, you know.

[Tom]

The answer is if you're fine with it. Who cares what anybody else thinks?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, they're not friends.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah, yeah, that's. I mean, what if.

[Tom]

What?

[Megan Klingenberg]

I just hope he's not lying. I just.

[Bob]

I know a lot of people that this happens to where it's like there we're separated is my wife and I got into a fight last night. So now you know and now it's yeah. And then next thing you know, well, he's been with his wife for six years but they're going through a divorce and we're still dating.

[Tom]

Let me ask you this if you're on a date with a guy and he goes, you know, I got to be honest, I am still technically married, but I'm separated. Is he a little hotter?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no. There's too many red flags. What if his ex is crazy and then you have to start worried about.

[Jessica Alsman]

I think he's even hotter with the crazy act.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Well, also, I think the first thing I would say is, may I come to your place?

[Tom]

Okay.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Because if he's not separated. Really?

[Tom]

Don't you secretly want a little drama?

[Megan Klingenberg]

No.

[Tom]

You're women.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Oh, my God.

[Tom]

You crave a little bit of drama at least.

[Bob]

I think all of us have aged out of that demo. I don't think that we're looking for that now.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Well, I mean,

[Tom]

if I'm the one

[Ace Cosby]

creating the drama, that's different. But I don't want to deal with someone else's.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Oh, all right, fair enough.

[Jessica Alsman]

All I know is I'm. I'm real tired. I'm out.

[Megan Klingenberg]

You know, Drama for you.

[Jessica Alsman]

No. No drama for no more. What is it? What? Jeff say no drama from your mama. No sama.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah, yeah, a joke about that, Jeff.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oscar has a whole.

[Tom]

He has Osama bin Laden baby drama or something like that.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Dear Ally, this is a good one. This is. This is a young person's, definitely. I started dating a girl and she has pictures of herself all over her apartment. Like, giant blown up pictures. Not of her, with friends or family. All her.

[Jessica Alsman]

I like it.

[Megan Klingenberg]

That's weird, right?

[Jessica Alsman]

Tom and I are watching your friends and neighbors with John Hamm on Apple, and there's a basketball player in there. He has a partially nude picture of him, and that's all. And I'm like, I totally get why

[Tom]

Tom's saying get out, but for some reason, I like this.

[Jessica Alsman]

You're not. Right.

[Tom]

I needed a. Why?

[Ace Cosby]

She's hot. She's definitely hot. And that's why there's pictures of herself everywhere.

[Tom]

You know what? A.C. there.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom]

Did it bother you?

[Megan Klingenberg]

I know who you're talking about. Yeah, I. I can see her doing that.

[Tom]

That's exact. It's not even that she's hot. It's that she's confident.

[Ace Cosby]

Right?

[Tom]

And that's hot.

[Ace Cosby]

Like, look, I took this great photo, right?

[Tom]

And I am proud of it. And I am putting it up in my own damn home.

[Ally Breen]

Good luck.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Ace.

[Bob]

Ace, did yours track. Was she as crazy as it appeared?

[Tom]

There were some red flags.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, that's a. I don't want anybody confident. I want they're just as crazy and sad as in the corner. That's what I want. Both of us. Right?

[Tom]

In my past, there was a woman in my past who had a poster in her room. It was of Marilyn Monroe, and the quote was attributed to Marilyn Monroe. And it said, I don't mind living in a man's world so long as I can be a woman in it. I thought it was the hottest,

[Bob]

but

[Ally Breen]

it wasn't a picture of herself.

[Tom]

No, it was Marilyn Monroe. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. There's something hot about the pictures. Really?

[Bob]

I don't know.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, you're gonna be.

[Tom]

I think I'm in the minority, right?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

You'll be made to feel as inadequate as you can imagine.

[Tom]

I know.

[Ally Breen]

That's real hot.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

If a guy did it, though, it's kind of the. I think they're doing it to be fun, funny. Like, if a guy had a bunch of pictures of himself, like, that's where.

[Tom]

I'm a total hypocrite. If it's a guy, I'm like, you douchebag.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah. Dear Ally, my boyfriend's ex keeps trying to contact me to tell me about what a terrible person he is. She says she's trying to be a girl's girl and warn me. But my boyfriend says she's a psycho, a liar, and will never stop trying to ruin his life.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, that's her. That's her.

[Megan Klingenberg]

He's always been great to me, and he said they broke up because she cheated. He said I should just block her or it'll never end.

[Tom]

Your thoughts, only time will tell. I guess that's tough.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I have some questions. Have you been dating this guy for a long time? If this is a. Is he. You know.

[Tom]

Yeah. What is your gut telling you?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, what if the ex reaches out just one time and says, fair warning, this crap happened? Yeah, I think that's okay. But if she keeps sending you messages, then she is the crazy one and she wants you.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I'm with you.

[Tom]

That seems fair.

[Bob]

Yeah, that is.

[Ally Breen]

I actually can't believe I'm saying this.

[Ace Cosby]

I think.

[Ally Breen]

I think I write down the day and date. You may be right about this.

[Tom]

Yeah, that sounds fair.

[Ally Breen]

Now we can move on.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Megan Klingenberg]

If he's love bombing this woman and this other woman's trying to warn her, I would be very cautious.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, man.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Yeah. Those are my letters, Jess.

[Bob]

All right. My girlfriend's mom likes to be very flirty with me, and it's kind of a lose, lose situation. If I don't flirt back. I'm weird. But if I do, I'm worried that I'm setting a weird dynamic. Should I just go with it?

[Tom]

Oh, should he flirt back with the mom?

[Bob]

Yeah, but there's a. There's a level of flirt that you can do with in laws.

[Jessica Alsman]

Try to. Try to keep it fun.

[Tom]

Yeah, there is a level. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Be awkward and adorable like he. And not flirt at all back and just like accept it.

[Bob]

Yeah, I mean that's probably true too.

[Megan Klingenberg]

She's flirting.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, that's. That's just so gross and weird.

[Jessica Alsman]

Hey, but.

[Ally Breen]

Well, that must be some pretty tough fabric holding up those huge jugs.

[Tom]

Oh God.

[Jessica Alsman]

If you don't flirt back, she's going to get mad. I would think.

[Bob]

No.

[Jessica Alsman]

At some certain.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Why is she flirting with Inappropriate.

[Bob]

It is for sure inappropriate because she's

[Jessica Alsman]

jealous of her daughter.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Daughter getting the attention.

[Jessica Alsman]

The hunky man. Yeah.

[Tom]

This guy plays his cards right, he could get both.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Right?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. You guys know that my. My aunt married my cousin's boyfriend. So it was her daughter's boyfriend and

[Tom]

they broke up and the mom ended up marrying him.

[Jessica Alsman]

Mom ended up marrying him. Yep. Wow.

[Megan Klingenberg]

Well.

[Tom]

Well, there you go.

[Ally Breen]

Could have been weirder. Could have been the dad.

[Tom]

Yeah, that be.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, my father in law.

[Jessica Alsman]

Stop that, Tom.

[Tom]

Sorry, I got bad news. I. This whole time I have been gay. Also, I have worse news.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Ally Breen]

Got this safety reminder forwarded to me from the illuminating company.

[Jessica Alsman]

This better not be about lightning.

[Ally Breen]

Lightning can travel through pipes. Never take a shower or bath during a thunderstorm.

[Drake Toll]

Never.

[Ally Breen]

A safety reminder from the illuminating company.

[Jessica Alsman]

I'm going to say. And I might be a little off about this, I'm going to say I've done this a thousand times.

[Bob]

I've done it a lot too.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Megan Klingenberg]

So do lightning rods work? We used to have them. My grandparents had them on the farmhouse.

[Ally Breen]

A lightning rod will ground the lightning and take it so it doesn't catch your house on fire.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I don't know, but I know my grandparents always had them.

[Ally Breen]

I don't know if that would prevent your pipes from getting.

[Megan Klingenberg]

See, that's what I'm. I don't know.

[Ally Breen]

So this is what they're saying at the electric company.

[Jessica Alsman]

All right, just think about this. You take a shower during a lightning storm, you get hit by lightning and you become a concert pianist.

[Tom]

Yes. What about those people?

[Jessica Alsman]

What about those.

[Megan Klingenberg]

What about you burn up in your show.

[Tom]

All of a sudden you're John Travolta in Phenomenon.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Jessica Alsman]

And I've got a super brain just because of this nodule on my brain.

[Megan Klingenberg]

You take that chance, honey.

[Bob]

Do you guys want to hear one more letter?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yep.

[Bob]

I've been married for four months. Things are good, but they could be better. I want a bedroom divorce. And I don't know how to bring this up to my wife without hurting her feelings. I love her.

[Jessica Alsman]

What?

[Bob]

I just don't want to.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I just don't want to sleep with her.

[Bob]

Yeah, I just don't sleep well with someone else in the same bed, same room.

[Tom]

Why are you just now?

[Megan Klingenberg]

Right.

[Bob]

But also four months. Give it a minute.

[Ace Cosby]

Surely they slept together before.

[Bob]

You're right.

[Ace Cosby]

Like, why didn't you just talk about it before?

[Jessica Alsman]

Go ahead and get divorced and if that's what you should do.

[Ally Breen]

Josh, didn't you say that if you ever build a house and you're married, you'll have two separate bedrooms?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

That's the way you sleep. Better.

[Tom]

Yes. I think everybody sleeps better that way. Separate bedrooms, separate bathrooms.

[Bob]

Yeah, I disagree.

[Ace Cosby]

We sleep in separate bedrooms.

[Tom]

Studies have shown. And this is absolutely true, less divorces in households with separate bedrooms and separate bedrooms.

[Bob]

You're getting sleep chick.

[Tom]

Your issues with her.

[Jessica Alsman]

You know what? You're right.

[Tom]

They were not bedroom related.

[Jessica Alsman]

I. I avoided the Christmas rush. I hated her early. Yeah, well, but you have two bedrooms, so if you're a wife's mom wants

[Ally Breen]

to spend the night.

[Tom]

There you go.

[Jessica Alsman]

There you go. You can go in and snore with her.

[Megan Klingenberg]

We just had a really big bed, so, yeah, sure.

[Jessica Alsman]

We just have the Love Master 9000.

[Tom]

So what does this guy do? How does he bring it up? Can he. Ladies.

[Ace Cosby]

He just starts sleeping on the couch himself.

[Megan Klingenberg]

No, he needs to talk to her about it. Just open communication.

[Ace Cosby]

Like, hey, you fidget a lot and I need to go to sleep.

[Jessica Alsman]

Wouldn't it be great if open communication existed in a marriage?

[Megan Klingenberg]

That would be really great.

[Ally Breen]

I got an idea for him, but. And I don't know if anyone makes these.

[Jessica Alsman]

Here we go. You always have the best ideas ready.

[Ally Breen]

Hear me out on this.

[Tom]

All right?

[Ally Breen]

The word keen may come to mind.

[Christopher]

Keen.

[Ally Breen]

Okay, Lard, What's a large bed called? Is that a king?

[Christopher]

King.

[Bob]

California.

[Jessica Alsman]

California king.

[Ally Breen]

California. California king. Bunk beds.

[Tom]

Oh, bunk beds for a married couple.

[Ace Cosby]

It wouldn't help with snoring, though.

[Jessica Alsman]

I can't believe I'm. That's a great idea. So. And of course I want to sleep on the top. I was going to say I wanted

[Ally Breen]

a ladder on top.

[Megan Klingenberg]

I've got a fence being on the top bunk.

[Ally Breen]

Keep a jar up there to pee. In at night.

[Jessica Alsman]

You kicked it up a notch, but all right. Okay.

[Bob]

What?

[Tom]

Is the ladder broken?

[Ally Breen]

Can you imagine if someone had giant king size bunk beds?

[Jessica Alsman]

That exists? It has to.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, that has to be.

[Megan Klingenberg]

They have double size.

[Ally Breen]

Some cottage, some oceanside cottage where they come. A whole bunch of people have to sleep.

[Tom]

And California kings aren't a king bed is wider than a California king.

[Megan Klingenberg]

California kings are longer.

[Tom]

So I'd still just go king.

[Ally Breen]

Okay, that would be so much fun.

[Jessica Alsman]

I want it to be accurate, so I'll just go king.

[Tom]

You know what? You and I, bedroom divorce.

[Jessica Alsman]

I just snored that one time and I woke right up.

[Ally Breen]

Hey, Slurpee, you're out. Okay.

[Jessica Alsman]

You told him my nickname.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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