B&T Extra: A Halloween funeral, & the guys try on WIGS

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: B&T Extra: A Halloween funeral, & the guys try on WIGS
Date: December 1, 2025
Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show "B&T Extra" blends signature comedy and zany banter as the cast digs into two hilarious topics: the cancellation of a Halloween event at a Colorado coroner’s office under macabre circumstances, plus a highly entertaining segment in which the guys try on a variety of wigs. The episode is marked by quick-witted musical parodies, playful ribbing, and some memorable visual gags that shine even through audio.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Halloween Gone Wrong: The Coroner’s Office Scandal

(06:04 – 09:21)

• The crew riff on a real-life news story: a family-friendly Halloween party canceled by the Pueblo County coroner’s office in Colorado after the discovery of 24 decomposing bodies hidden behind a mortuary wall.
• The team delivers a blend of dark humor and incredulity about the series of events and how the new coroner’s attempt to regain public trust with a “safe” Halloween party backfired.

Tom Griswold (06:13):
"The Colorado coroner's office has canceled its safe and sweet family friendly Halloween party due to ongoing concerns regarding rotting corpses..."

Musical Parody Highlight

(06:56 – 08:39)
Pat Godwin launches into a twisted, toe-tapping Halloween parody song, imagining the mortuary as a party zone:

Pat Godwin, singing (07:15):
"Jack sits in a casket eatin' a Snickers bar / Kim guesses how many glass eyes are in that jar..."

This tune is packed with macabre wordplay, such as “Margaret rest in Reese’s pieces,” and tongue-in-cheek imagery about “making s’mores in an oven that smells like roasted meat.”

2. The Wig-Trying Challenge – Laughter and Gentle Roasting

(09:27 – 21:00)

Anticipation & Wig Reveal

• The team builds up to a long-awaited stunt: everyone trying on a selection of wigs and toupees, with plenty of comic commentary about the variety and quality of their choices.

Josh Arnold (09:33):
"It’s finally here. It’s like Christmas morning."

• Multiple types of wigs are described, ranging from “presidential” to “froe-ish” and “Robert Redford” styles, with Jess Hooker having curated the selection.

Putting on Wigs: Descriptions and Reactions

• Tom Griswold tries on a thick, “Robert Redford” style wig and finds it surprisingly warm and itchy.

Bob Kevoian (11:38):
"It’s really warm."

• Discussion ensues about how unnatural dyed hair can look with aging skin.

Bob Kevoian (12:28):
"When you get older, the skin doesn’t match the hair."

• Bob recalls running into someone who suddenly started wearing a toupee and the unwritten social rules about whether to acknowledge such changes.

Bob Kevoian (13:20):
"Do you say, 'Oh, I like the new wig?'"

• The team swaps wigs, laughing about appearances; some styles look like “Harpo Marx dipped his head in ink” (15:01), others like an “old conductor from Bugs Bunny cartoons” (16:46).

Visual Comedy Thrives on Audio

• Despite the segment being meant for video, the personalities keep the theater of the mind alive, with ongoing commentary about fit, style, and how wigs instantly transform their faces.

Tom Griswold (20:28):
"It's amazing how much it changes someone's face..."

• There’s talk about pranking the public by wearing wigs to local stores and not acknowledging the obvious change.

Pat Godwin (12:55):
"And you never mention it. If they bring it up, just go, I don’t know what you’re talking about."

• The idea of matching wigs with facial features for the most “convincing” transformation sparks playful one-upmanship and plenty of belly laughs.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Musical Parody on Mortuary Halloween:
  (07:15)
  Pat Godwin:
  “Jack sits in a casket eatin’ a Snickers bar
  Kim guesses how many glass eyes are in that jar
  Billy peeks under the sheet of poor old Mr. Hewitt
  Johnny bobs for apples in embalming fluid…”

• On the Risks of Wearing a Dramatically Different Hairpiece:
  (12:55)
  Pat Godwin:
  “And you never mention it. If they bring it up, just go, ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about.’”

• Observing how wigs transform identity:
  (20:28)
  Tom Griswold:
  “It’s amazing how much it changes someone’s face, don’t you think?”

• Good-natured jabs about wig appearance:
  (15:01)
  Bob Kevoian:
  “This is like Harpo Marx dipped his head in ink.”

• Calling out another great transformation:
  (16:46)
  Bob Kevoian:
  “You look like the conductor in the Bugs Bunny cartoons—Leopold!”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:55 – 06:04] – Original Halloween parody song tells the story of a witch and a haunted love story
• [06:04 – 09:21] – Discussion and musical parody about the canceled coroner’s office Halloween party
• [09:27 – 21:00] – The crew try on wigs, riff on wig and toupee culture, launch into anecdotes, and joke about each other’s new looks

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Conclusion & Episode Tone

This B&T Extra delivers the comedic trifecta of surreal news, musical parody, and sharp visual gags (transmitted verbally). The episode is lighthearted, irreverent, and often self-deprecating with the hosts engaging in rapid-fire jokes and gentle ribbing. Both the Halloween funeral segment and the wig-trying challenge showcase the chemistry and improvisational flair of the ensemble—making even highly visual antics work for the audio audience.

If you’re a fan of offbeat news, sharp banter, and old-school radio stunt comedy, this episode is a must-listen.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show, A Halloween funeral and the guys try on wigs. It's coming up in just a minute.

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[Musical Performer]

Rocks. The autumn moon was full on that last October night Smiling jack o' lanterns shed their ghoulish light. I was putting on my costume for a neighbor's spooky bash when suddenly at my back door I heard a frightful cr. A witch out in my yard on Halloween night Someone I could hardly see A horrifying face barely in the light Scared the pants off of me Scared the pants off of me Scared the pants off of me. As I walked to a party down the street I felt a shiver and twitch I slipped on a pumpkin in the dark and once again I saw the witch Scared the pants off of me Scared the pants off of me What a Halloween party Everybody's rocking all those goons and goblins what a crazy place I'm dancing and I'm singing yeah Joining in the music music Will I.

[Christopher]

See.

[Musical Performer]

That witch's face I run out the back door down the street I hear someone following behind I'm afraid to turn around and look Scared of what I'll find Scare the pants off of me oh, scare the pants off of me. I slam my door and I hide inside about to expire in shock Just as I begin to breathe again I hear a tiny knock I open the door I see the face that fills my mind with screams it's just a witch's mask I pull it off I see the woman of my dreams she scared the pants off of me she scared the pants off of me all night long she scared the pants off of me oh, yeah she scared the pants off of me oh, I like it I didn't think I had a ghost of a chance Till she scared the pants off of me oh, boo. So I moved into her haunted house and she's become my wife she loves my furry beard I'm the wolf man in her life now some nine months later, she's got a swollen tummy I'm going to be a monster daddy and she's going to be a monkey mummy we'll be a happy family all our lives will be so rich Just me, the ghoul of my dreams and our little son of a witch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Missed something. Here you go. We'll try to catch you up. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. It's my understanding that this song relates to a new story. Do you have the story, Chris?

[Tom Griswold]

The Colorado coroner's office has canceled its safe and sweet family friendly Halloween party due to ongoing concerns regarding rotting corpses. WKRC reports that controversy began with former Pueblo county coroner Brian Cotter, when 24 decomposing bodies were discovered behind a hidden door in the mortuary home he owned with his brother. Mr. Cotter, as you can imagine, resigned and was replaced by Dr. Greg Grahack, who sought to regain the community's trust by hosting a family friendly Halloween event. However, that idea was met with pushback from the community, leading the coroner's office to cancel the event.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I think if a place like that were to have a trick or treat event, it might go a little something like this. It's all Hallows evening just after supper time over at the funeral home. The Jack o' Lantern shine. Four kids in their costumes ready to begin going to the place where they're dying. To get in down at the coroner's it's time to trick or treat Having fun and getting candy There are tags on all the feet Jack sits in a casket eatin a Snickers bar Kim guesses how many glass eyes are in that jar Billy peeks under the sheet of poor old Mr. Hewitt Johnny Bobs for apples in embalming fluid down at the corners it's fun to trick or treat Making s' mores in an oven that smells like roasted meat the late Margaret Penny is just lying there yes, she is in an open coffin the folks, they come and stare Showered in candy by her little nieces Peanut butter and chocolate Margaret rest in Reese's pieces Down at the corners It's a hell of a Halloween Here's a ring pop Here's a Kit Kat Here's a liver Here's a spleen down at the corners Happy Halloween. We're havin a party at the last place you'll be seen Yay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that was nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, thank you.

[Musical Performer]

Great.

[Pat Godwin]

Beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Down at the corner Good job, gents.

[Pat Godwin]

Good job.

[Tom Griswold]

Joshy.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat, if I could go back to.

[Bob Kevoian]

The original news story.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they had 24 corpses in a. Wasn't there a smell?

[Pat Godwin]

There must have been.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, at one point. That goes away after a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, a typical weekend of corners.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, in this case, though, there were some bodies just rotting in the wall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they use the word decomposing. Wow, that is rough. Grim. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A perfect story for Halloween, though, I gotta say.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, certainly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you. That was a great song. Now, are we prepared to do our special thing?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe we are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. We've been talking about doing this for quite some time, and I've never gotten. Never gotten to it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's finally here. It's like Christmas morning.

[Pat Godwin]

Is this appropriate for the season?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Well, yeah, in a way.

[Josh Arnold]

It kind of goes with the costume.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it could be. It could be. Ms. Hooker has obtained.

[Pat Godwin]

What is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're toupees.

[Josh Arnold]

There are toupees for everyone to wear.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a corkboard with, like, boy, what are we looking at? 11 toupees there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they are substantial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they are. There's a lot of hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of hair in all of them.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess, are these costume toupees or are they actual, like, wigs? One would try to fool people with, like.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a little bit of both. I've been collecting them for about the last three months.

[Commercial Announcer]

Different ones I'd see that. I'd like to see Tom wear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and I think we're gonna get Josh to wear one as well.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't you bring one over? They have different hair textures. There's one of them would be considered kind of a frozen.

[Pat Godwin]

There's one that looks. Dare I say, presidential.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Hand me the one you'd like me to try out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is exciting.

[Pat Godwin]

So Jess is picking out her. The one that she. Is this Jess? Is this the one that you're most excited to see Tom in?

[Commercial Announcer]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you know where the front is?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's a tag.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a tag that's.

[Commercial Announcer]

Let me front.

[Pat Godwin]

A little rooster. Rod Stewart thing. Yeah. Now, as Jess is holding it and explaining to Tom how to put a.

[Josh Arnold]

Wig on, which is gonna take some time.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. We can kind of hear. All right. So he's polishing his paint.

[Josh Arnold]

He actually just shook his hair out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. There we go. He's putting it on. Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

You tell me this isn't worth it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it on right?

[Pat Godwin]

It's on, right? Yeah, man. Now, the sideburns give it away, right?

[Musical Performer]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, boy, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Don't you love that guy at the gym that has the jet black hair and then the white sideburns? And then you get sweaty. You see the black sweat beads dropping off his cheek.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess, what is it about this wig that you enjoy?

[Commercial Announcer]

I feel like I've seen a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Try to pull this off.

[Pat Godwin]

I have, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's really. I'll tell you what. It's really warm.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be like wearing a hat is itchy at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a little weird because we put license in the wintertime when I walk my dogs, I have a hat that. Like this. That has built in lights.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I have two. Clip on a blinking light.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got hair in his mouth. He had to just. He's having to pull.

[Bob Kevoian]

This thing is shedding.

[Josh Arnold]

It's what?

[Tom Griswold]

Shedding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, do I have bangs? I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And they kind of feather out like Pat said.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't feel.

[Pat Godwin]

There's almost a center part to the. To the wig. And then you've got kind of a. A tussled back, you know, where the crown of your head.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a Robert Redford look.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Redford never let. He always kept dyeing his hair.

[Josh Arnold]

My God, you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And when your skin. When you get older, the skin doesn't match the hair.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Those Those guys, if I wore.

[Tom Griswold]

This in public, actually, it's starting to grow on Little.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little kids would go, look, mom wig.

[Pat Godwin]

How much for you to go to a Target today and just not ever, you know, just walk around shop.

[Bob Kevoian]

I couldn't go to my Target. I know people.

[Pat Godwin]

And you never mention it. And if they bring it up, just go, I don't know what you're talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the protocol?

[Josh Arnold]

What are you looking at?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what people do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember. I remember I was doing a. Doing an intro at a large fair for a band that I was pretty good friends with. And one of the members of the band walked up to me and he had switched things up and had a gigantic toupee on.

[Commercial Announcer]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he hadn't had it the previous time. I'd seen him several weeks before, so I didn't say anything. I mean, what is the. What is. What is. I mean, this is like a Dear Abby question. Do you say, oh, I like the new wig?

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing. Yeah, either say nothing or maybe even, hey, man, you look good. You know something? I just can't get over it. I mean, who is this young man speaking to me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I try the one on the lower right? Looks like it's kind of fro ish.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's fascinating how much it does his face and everything.

[Pat Godwin]

He looks like you got some Bobby R. I had no idea that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

The one thing about Redford. He was such a natural guy. I just always let it go, you.

[Pat Godwin]

Know, it never bothered me. But you are right, it was unnatural.

[Tom Griswold]

But maybe, And I'm just throwing this out there, it could have been natural.

[Pat Godwin]

There is a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

No, don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there is a chance.

[Bob Kevoian]

Burns were white and that.

[Tom Griswold]

So that can happen. That can happen. Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, now, as. As Tom is putting on a new wig, let's. Let's not forget Josh and outfit him in a wig.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I've never liked. I've never liked curly hair on men or women.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Never like men or women.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I was in college, it was very big. It was referred to as an isro or a Jew fro by my friends of the Jewish faith.

[Pat Godwin]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. But a lot of them, they would augment it. Remember how popular it was? Like Don Henley of the Eagles suddenly had like a fro and what's his name? Lindsey Buckingham. If you look at those Pictures in the mid-70s, all had a frozen. Is this.

[Tom Griswold]

That just looks like a lady's hat on your head.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that looks ridiculous.

[Musical Performer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. This is like harpo Marx dipped his head in ink. Yeah. Yeah. That's very unattractive.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, silly.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like a comb over. Actually, now I have darker features.

[Pat Godwin]

We'll see if I can get away with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's transfer this one to Josh. And that one is tight. That one is tight and hot like your girlfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is your head so hot?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Why'd your head get so hot, Tom? Is all that brain power up there, I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there you go. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh has a big curly wig on ears.

[Pat Godwin]

They. I guess they have to pull it down over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've actually seen the guy trying to. Trying to pull this look off. It is jet black. Look this way, Josh.

[Musical Performer]

Completely. You're 22.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is so ridiculous.

[Pat Godwin]

Does it look real at all?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you look like. Keep it on.

[Pat Godwin]

You look like a cartoon. You look like.

[Tom Griswold]

You look.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know, Peter maybe from Family Guy.

[Tom Griswold]

See yourself.

[Commercial Announcer]

See yourself.

[Bob Kevoian]

What we should do is.

[Pat Godwin]

It's very simple.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just have. We should get Noah from our staff to follow us around. Both walk into Target with wigs on.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, come on. You gotta do that. You too.

[Bob Kevoian]

And please run into someone we know. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

They are warm, dude.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Josh, you want to try one of the straight hair ones on?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this one's kind of. This one's kind of a gray hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this will go with your. Your beard. This will be.

[Musical Performer]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we found it.

[Musical Performer]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. This. This matches your skin tone. You could put. You could.

[Tom Griswold]

You could pull this one off like my grandpa.

[Musical Performer]

You could actually.

[Pat Godwin]

The rocking grandpa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but you're like the grandpa who.

[Pat Godwin]

Was a cover band on the weekends.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like you look like a. You look like. You look like the. The conductor and the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Leopold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, with the big long.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta see this.

[Tom Griswold]

Hold on.

[Pat Godwin]

You take it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

From the side. That looks real.

[Musical Performer]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the one I'll walk around in.

[Musical Performer]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I. I make a prediction. You walk around in that long enough, you'll forget you have it on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And people will insane.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you can shake your head to get your bangs out of your face.

[Pat Godwin]

What songs are we doing? Well, we're gonna open the Brown Eyed Girl. This I don't. If anybody. Who knows what Matt groaning looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

From the side. That looks real.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

The back is a little curly, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's that. It's calm the back down. It's that thick Ted Kennedy hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep, that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you got to take that home.

[Commercial Announcer]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe one of these lady friends might find that appealing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you think? Oh, Josh, put the wig on. I feel like I'm doing it with a conductor.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I'm actually.

[Josh Arnold]

That is frightening.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm getting a little teary. What? What? Could have been.

[Musical Performer]

Something else.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Pat and I should try on some wigs, too. I don't want to be left out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. Godwin, can we get one for that? What's that one on the very bottom? Whatever you want to do. The one on the very bottom is kind of a white wig.

[Pat Godwin]

That works.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. What's the best way to watch this, Christy?

[Tom Griswold]

On YouTube, on the Bob and Tom channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Pat has a very, very white hair, although you have natural black eye that's actually darker than yours.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got a big head, don't you? Yeah, I forgot.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I should have warned you. I should have warned you. Yeah, we might need to grease that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we forgot that Pat has a big head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, Ms. Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you back it up a little bit? It's a little. The hairline's a little low.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

You do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is.

[Pat Godwin]

See, this is also great. We got to get you walking around somewhere, too, because people will think you're trying to pull it off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. He does look like the grandma.

[Pat Godwin]

You look like you're about to have cheesecake with Bea Arthur. Betty White.

[Josh Arnold]

You're waiting for Burt Reynolds to knock at the door.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Chick, do you want the light brown, the dark brown, or the black?

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever's closest to my. Well, a gray one, I would think. Or check.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to try this one I'm wearing?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I think this is gonna look good. Oh, this is kind of a mullet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Oh, perfect. Once again, we're trying on wigs. I know this is very visual, but we'll post some photographs.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, these are pretty great. Well, Josh's is amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are small.

[Bob Kevoian]

The thing is, from the side.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

From the side, they look real. Oh, this is kind of a Jeff Beck look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

For a little.

[Pat Godwin]

You look like Bob Seger.

[Tom Griswold]

A little mullety.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

A little.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little melody.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, very.

[Pat Godwin]

You're Bob Seeger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you are. That's Bob Seger back in. Back in 72.

[Josh Arnold]

It has a. It has a beauty shop smell to it. Did you Notice that?

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

You look really good with it.

[Musical Performer]

Oh, stop.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I need to wear it.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it looks pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You didn't have the white beard. You could almost pull that.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I think so, too, because his eyebrows, it really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, your eyebrows do match. You're right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

From a distance, you could pull that.

[Pat Godwin]

Off if you were to shave. You got that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing how much it changes someone's face, don't you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Because your face looks especially entirely different with hair like that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Hi. How are you?

[Pat Godwin]

I think my face looks way chubbier with this wig.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, why? Yeah, that's weird. Why?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't know why, but it sure does.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're a little more, you know, jolly cheeky.

[Pat Godwin]

Now is a. Is there anything that would be comical on Ace?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, every one of them?

[Pat Godwin]

All right, let's do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

But first, we need to take a short break. Oh, you're gonna play a little song for us.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't know me.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the show where we bring you in depth interviews with U.S. soccer stars. This time, Sam Coffey.

[Tom Griswold]

The World cup is in two years.

[Musical Performer]

Is it time yet?

[Tom Griswold]

Like, can we get back into camp?

[Pat Godwin]

Tim Ream.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to continue to show other countries we're not going to be pushed around.

[Pat Godwin]

And Jedi Robinson. Every time you come back and you put the jersey on, it means more.

[Bob Kevoian]

And more each time.

[Pat Godwin]

So we'll be back here. All the best stories.

[Bob Kevoian]

The U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Pat Godwin]

We've got a lot to talk about. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.