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See mintmobile.com welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything coming up on the show today. A new hat, a T shirt cannon and pillaging. You'll hear that coming up in just a minute. Bombas makes the most comfortable socks, underwear and T shirts. Bombas are so absurdly comfortable you may throw out all your other clothes. Sorry, do we legally have to say that? No, this is just how I talk. And I really love my Bombas.
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Tom
And now, the Bob and Tot show presents yet another edition of why the Internet is much better than the Radio. Today's episode, flaming Flatulence. Okay, here's a bunch of guys at work, but they're not really working. Looks like they're all gathered around good old Lenny's computer again. You see, Lenny has high speed Internet at work so he can access the company email.
Christy
Ha ha.
Tom
That's a good one. See, Lenny stumbled upon a video site. Let's listen in. Hey, you guys, you gotta see this. Check this out.
Christy
What the hell's he doing?
Tom
It looks like. I think he's gonna light a fart. He's gotta be drunk. There's no doubt.
Christy
Oh, he's naked.
Tom
Yes.
Christy
Awesome.
Tom
Unbelievable. He doesn't have any hair left. Here are the same guys hearing the same gas bl. But on the radio. Oh, well. What was that? I got a meeting. Hey, I think there's some cake left in the break room. Whose birthday is it? I don't know. I think it's some guy's last day. Well, there you go. The Internet's a lot better than the radio. Hell, that Internet's the best damn thing going if you ask me. Especially at work. For those of you who always need something extra, well, here you go. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. Here's Tom with a new hat. We haven't talked about your new hat yet. It's sky blue.
Christy
Did you just look up to try to see your hat?
Tom
Which one? Which one is it? Is that a Father's Day gift? You really did look up to see which color hat you have. It's a sky blue.
Christy
Is that a camp flag?
Tom
No, it's. I was a gift. It was a gift. Sailing from Kelly. It's some kind of sailing club or something.
Christy
Well, you sound like you really like it.
Tom
No, I love it. I would like to go sailing is what I'd like do to do.
Christy
You can buy yourself a boat. That'd be a good way to have a hobby.
Tom
Why don't we take a long sail off a short world? Okay. Off course. Sail right over the edge. Is that right? A couple quick things. Once again, we have an assignment for Ms. Hooker.
Christy
We do? We do.
Tom
We do. Yes. Yeah. I knew you'd forget.
Christy
I did forget.
Tom
I went to a great sporting event over the weekend. The Indiana Fever WNBA game. And they do a tremendous job. The entire production was so great. The. Of course, the game was great. The women are great players. Who uses the language? He does. I went to a great sporting event over the weekend. But the cool. One of the cool things, they have a Gatlin gun style T shirt can. T shirt can. And technology. It's. It's amazing.
Christy
It is fun.
Tom
Obviously, the defense department's all about this. Hilarious. But I want to get a single shot T shirt can for the Bob and Tom show, so when we go to do live events, we can start shooting T shirts into the crowd. Okay, so you don't want the. The automatic weapon T shirt cannon. Well, that thing has. That's got a dolly four, 300 bucks. Well, but it's the size of a Volkswagen. It's gotta go first class, baby.
Christy
That's not for us.
Tom
You're always. Here's what's gonna happen.
Christy
He's gonna have to haul that around.
Tom
The minute. The minute I get a T shirt cannon, you're gonna want to start shooting it off. That's exactly right. And you're always going to regret the day you bought a single shot T shirt cannon because you should have bought the multi shot. The multi shot. We would need to have a truck to move.
Christy
And it's meant to go in the top of a stadium.
Tom
It's not meant to be right on stage with us. Do they have a double barrel T shirt?
Christy
Yeah, we'll do some research.
Tom
Oh, yeah, there you go.
Christy
Just get two singles.
Tom
No. Why don't we put this together? If we get two signals, you know what will happen. No, I'll be on stage with Chick. I'll show it into the audience that. I'll get one in the head that you go, oh, sorry, it was an accident. I can see it happening now. Why don't we get just a giant slingshot and hook that up.
Christy
They do have those.
Tom
And put. Put the shirt in there.
Christy
They have that. Because those are a lot cheaper.
Tom
Doesn't matter. Yeah.
Christy
You barely want to come to the broadcast and now you think you're going to be interacting with fans and sending shirts into the crowd.
Tom
Hey, let me tell you something. I am a man of the people. I have a common touch. Kennedy had it and I share that with him.
Christy
Yes.
Tom
People love me, don't they?
Christy
That's why I have to follow him around everywhere and apologize.
Tom
So sorry to keep you busy. Let's. Let's go. Move ahead here in the world. We're fine like that. Do you have any positive.
Christy
Oh, you had a recipe. Wait, I thought I had a recipe. Oh, I thought it was food.
Tom
That's the assignment. The T shirt can.
Christy
I thought he was going to tell me about something good he had to eat at the game and he wanted me to recreate it. What did you have the other day? That he had hot dogs and they were like little mini hot dogs wrapped in. Oh, you had many corn dogs. I don't like corn dogs.
Tom
I managed to miss. But they were absolutely lunch. Absolutely corn dogs.
Christy
Because there was no stick. He just decided not a corn dog. Okay.
Tom
Some sort of croissant covering my daughter. I got back, I'd managed to miss eating and I just walked by heart. She was oh, look at these. They're like little tiny hot dogs.
Christy
They were with some kind of breading is what he said. Oh, corn dogs.
Tom
Corn dog. I don't eat corn dogs. Although I had 19 of those.
Christy
Now you promoted a story for the last week that I thought we should get to because we've been talking about sandals. This morning, archeologists in northern England have uncovered a remarkably large leather shoe. While excavating a Roman fort known as Magna. Discovery was made at the base of the so called ankle breaker defensive ditch. A deep trench designed to trip and trap invading enemies. The shoe sandal measured 12.6 inches in length, roughly a modern men's size 14.
Tom
Christy, that's an XIV.
Christy
Oh, I'm sorry, Uriah. About who this Roman era giant might have been. Could have been a Bigfoot back then.
Tom
No, it's the famous Roman soldier. Hugest penis.
Christy
Can you say that slower?
Tom
Hugest penis. How about Maximus penis? How about that? That was his great uncle. Oh, I'm sorry, it is. He was a 13. Maximus. I I, I maximum gland. What's interesting to me is they actually had a. They would dig a special trench so the enemies trying to.
Christy
That makes sense.
Tom
Castle would trip and break their ankles.
Christy
And fall into the ditch.
Tom
They used to.
Christy
The castle.
Tom
They used to drop boiling oil on enemies and stuff. Corey, it was. Those were good times.
Christy
Medieval times. You don't want to do it?
Tom
No, thanks.
Christy
No.
Tom
Are you interested possibly in a tar and feathering? Yeah. You got bad teeth. Bad teeth again. All kinds of. All kinds of wicked venereal disease. Yeah. A lot of pillaging. Wicked. A lot of pillaging. You know, these soldiers. A lot of. A lot of non consensual. What is technically two issues going on? What is technically pillaging?
Christy
That's what I was gonna ask. Isn't that when you go through a town and you just take it all the women and all their.
Tom
When you go through someone's medicine cabinet. All the pills. I'm sorry, all it says is a pillage to rob a place using violence, especially in wartime.
Christy
Okay.
Tom
Yeah. So that's really general. However. What. And can you give me the distinction between flotsam and jetsam? I also want what one's on the sea and one's the one floating stones and Jetsons. Yeah, let's get back. Pillaging is for slang as in pleasing a another person. As when I pillage that ass. Oh, that's interesting.
Christy
I don't want to be serious.
Tom
I hate it when he starts looking things. What else is happening?
Christy
A Kentucky man Named Cowboy Cody was arrested after releasing a live raccoon into a crowded restaurant. That's not a problem police describe as a bizarre act of retaliation.
Tom
I tell you what, I come into a restaurant, I want stuff to be happening. I don't. I ain't gonna sit around here. I bring my fun with me.
Christy
Jonathan Mason, 40, allegedly let the animal loose inside the Big Apple Grill and bar in Murray, Kentucky.
Tom
Cowboy Cody, please.
Christy
After being.
Tom
Actually, it's cowboy codeine. That explains something.
Christy
He was turned away at the door Friday night. Witness said the raccoon, which Mason had captured earlier on his farm, ran through the dining area before biting an employee who tried to grab it by the tail.
Tom
A freshly wild raccoon.
Christy
Yeah. And that worker had to get raped.
Tom
So he had it in his car. Yeah.
Christy
Yeah, apparently so.
Tom
It was already riled. Yeah.
Christy
Bartender Mary Hafner, who has dealt with Mason before, said she tried to calmly get him to leave. Though he initially complied, Mason returned moments later with the raccoon in tow. Hafner, along lying, a lifelong Kentucky resident, eventually managed to wrap the frightened animal in a towel and escort it after you out of the building. Mason, already known locally for leading police on drunken mule chases last December, now faces charges.
Tom
Oh, and it's my fault. I get my mule drunk.
Christy
Assault, trespassing, and resisting arrest and was booked into the Callaway county jail. Boy, there's a lot going on here, too.
Tom
Yeah, he took the police on a mule chase. Mule chase?
Christy
Drunken.
Tom
Drunken.
Christy
Drunken mulechase.
Tom
So they know this guy. This guy's the Otis Campbell with a little more hostility. I am well known.
Christy
Man.
Tom
God, you mentioned the cops having to deal with this guy every couple nights. Yeah, I guess it was back at the bar. Yeah. Drove his mule over.
Christy
Have you ever had to catch a wild animal? Well, you mean catch a wild. Like, is it like as it like, you know, like got into your barn.
Tom
Or a possum, got on your screened in porch or something like that?
Christy
Something like that. I've never caught one. I had a possum under my deck, but I liked it. I kept him there. I just fed him.
Tom
Oh, oh, okay.
Christy
I encouraged him. And they eat really bugs and stuff. Possums are good to have.
Tom
Really?
Christy
Backyard.
Tom
Is that right? They look scary. Well, they're filthy animals.
Christy
You don't have to pet them.
Tom
They're. They're. They're. They carry dis. Rabies. Filthy. And then they have babies, and the babies start to eat the foundation.
Christy
Let me answer to your question.
Tom
Does every small town have this guy, a drunk well, the guy that, you know, we do.
Christy
Every small town has a drunk.
Tom
I would think snake guy, raccoon guy.
Christy
Oh, you mean we call ours Mr. President Mule? Yeah, yeah, he painted it on his truck.
Tom
Your local dude has a truck that says Mr. President?
Christy
Yeah, yeah, he does. I'm surprised he has his license. Yeah, that might be question.
Tom
You can have a truck and not have a license.
Christy
Yeah, I know lots of people got those. International news. It's quiet now on the DMZ on the Korean Peninsula, North Korea has stopped blaring loudspeaker broadcast towards South Korea. The move comes just one day after South Korea suspended its own anti Pyonglang loudspeaker campaign.
Tom
Another message from North Korea. Hello, South Korea.
Christy
Zone. In a message to reporters, South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff stated, quote, today there were no areas where North Korea's noise broadcast to the south were heard. The suspension of both propaganda efforts mark a temporary de acceleration in tensions following weeks of rising hostility that included a variety of operations on both sides of the border.
Tom
We'd like to remind you that you and a loved one each receive $1,000 for coming up to North Korea. You know where the fun is. Come on up. I wonder if that works with some. I'm sure it does.
Christy
You know, they should hire you to do that.
Tom
Oh, I don't think they're. I don't think I can speak Korean, but they are just blasting propaganda at each other. Yeah. Yelling back and forth across the.
Christy
Play some music. Do they have a DJ at least, or they just.
Tom
We'll be back with more cash offers. But first, Neil Sadaka and Laughter in the Rain. That'll keep people from coming over. I don't want to hear any more of that. We run under a tree. I looked at her.
Christy
I really thought Neil Sadaka was a woman. I really did.
Tom
A very feminine voice.
Christy
I did. I don't. Laughter in the Rain. Yes. I wouldn't know him to hear him and Calendar Girl. Didn't he do a song called Calendar?
Tom
Have you ever heard the slow version of Breaking Up? No. It's so good. Who does it? Does it like a revised version? Oh, I've never.
Christy
Really slow. Does he bring it down a couple octaves too? No, he sounds like a man.
Tom
No, he still sounds like a lady. Aren't you. Aren't you forgiving? And. And just all inclusive.
Christy
I was a kid when I heard that song. I really thought it was a woman.
Tom
I ain't gonna listen to no man that sounds like a girl. I thought the lead Singer of Rush was a girl.
Christy
Oh, I. I can.
Tom
For most of my life. I bet. Even after you saw. Yeah, a little bit. Right.
Christy
Daddy had some hair.
Tom
Yeah, yeah. Okay. A lot of no's.
Christy
Yeah, yeah.
Tom
The word for all the things you tell me not to say about celebrities and you're insulting. Getty Lee's nose. Man has a lot of nose. All right.
Christy
The word for the speech impediment that makes it difficult for people to pronounce the R sound, which my little sister had growing up, by the way, is rhoticism.
Tom
So you see the inherent cruelty there?
Christy
According to the Better Dot com, they can't even say their own. Yeah. Those with rhoticism may replace R sounds with other sounds such as W, L, or a distorted R. I have no comment. For example, rabbit might be pronounced as wabbit. It can be caused by various factors such as the size of the tissue that connects the bottom of the tongue to the floor of the mouth. The. What do they call that chick?
Tom
The uvula.
Christy
The waddle lingual frenulum.
Tom
Nope. That's pleasing a woman.
Christy
Neurological problems and developmental issues.
Tom
Oral fashion. Oh.
Christy
Overcoming eroticism typically involves speech therapy exercises. Yes.
Tom
The fact that it starts with an R is just unusual.
Christy
My brother went to speech for this. Yeah, we always used to tell him to say truck just for fun.
Tom
Oh, yeah, yeah. It'd be like having some kind of stammering illness with just begin with two S's. Oh, I've got sisters. Okay. Oh, that's not. I was.
Christy
He was a stutterer. I know.
Tom
No, and I'm glad that you were able to overcome that. That. Yeah. Well, you will. I saw the king's stage sitting at the dinner room dining room table, and he smacks you in the back of the head. Spit it out, boy. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're not joking. No. Oh, I thought you were kidding.
Christy
None of those stories are jokes.
Tom
That. That's going to be the name of my autobiography. None of these stories are jokes. No, sir.
Christy
Chrissy has a fun R. You have. You do your R's fun. They call them crunchy R's. Have you heard this? No. No. Your R's are just like really soft and they roll and for some reason, like tick tock culture calls them a crunchy R. Never heard that.
Tom
Yeah, yeah.
Christy
Christy does it when you feel like.
Tom
A new candy bar.
Christy
Maybe it's because I had to sit through all that speech therapy with my sister.
Tom
Say ramen.
Christy
Ramen?
Tom
Is that a question?
Christy
No. Listen, listen here. Not to put you on the spot. But here. Let's listen to this story.
Tom
Say rolling down the river.
Christy
Roland. Now. See now. Yeah. Now she's aware.
Tom
Ask me.
Christy
Whoa.
Tom
One down to women. Perfect. Come back again tomorrow. Okay. Thank you.
Christy
Scientists have developed infrared contact lenses that allow users to see in the dark even with their eyes closed.
Tom
Huh?
Christy
Yes. You heard of me?
Tom
How the hell. I heard you. This is. I. Impossible. Crunchy. All right, so. Well, keep reading. I don't understand.
Christy
The lenses contain nanoparticles that absorb infrared light and convert it into visible wavelengths. In testing, participants could detect flashing Morse code like signals and determine the direction of incoming infrared light. Researchers noted the technology worked even better when eyes were closed. As near infrared light passes through the eyelid more effectively than visible light. The innovation could lead to non invasive wearable devices that enhance human vision. So they're like night goggles that you wear all the time?
Tom
Apparently. How do you see through your eyelids, though? That's impossible. Right? Too many carrots.
Christy
Yeah.
Tom
So this. Will this help blind people?
Christy
I don't think it helps blind people. They can't see with their eyes open. Tom.
Tom
I think eventually, if you lose it, use it long enough, you'll be fine. Probably it'll blind you. All right, what the hell's going on? So you can see me or the news getting weirder. You can see the lights are off. You can see? That's what she said?
Christy
Yes.
Tom
Through your eyelids. That is so bizarre.
Christy
I don't know why you would need it, but.
Tom
Wow.
Christy
Astronomers have spotted a strange new object in our Milky Way. It's 15,000 light years away. And maybe a dead star or something we've never seen before. The object is blasting out radio waves and X rays at the same time, which is highly unusual. Researchers say it could be a magnetized neuron star, a white dwarf, or possibly something even more exotic. Neutron stars.
Tom
Radio waves. You know what it sounds like. Hey, welcome to North Korea. More Neil Sadaka coming up. But first, this is the tokens and the lion sleeps tonight. Yeah. Visit North Korea today. So this is. This is new to the Milky Way?
Christy
Apparently. News. It's a new object. Magnetized neutron star.
Tom
Which came first, the candy bar or the description of the.
Christy
I think the. I think the description of our galaxy.
Tom
Is there a Snickers phenomenon out there?
Christy
Snickers way?
Tom
Yeah. I just to be. Give them equal time. Oh, I get it. Milky Way. No, I'm just curious. Kit Kat. So this is exciting news. Which came first, the Milky Way or the Milky Way candy bar is what I just asked.
Christy
That's what he just asked.
Tom
Is that what you just asked?
Christy
Blackout.
Tom
Come on to North Korea. Come on up. North Korea is where the fun is. Yay. We have one leader. He has a clear. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Jim Rome takes on sports. Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes and a lot to get to and I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you like all of it or not. I have a job to do. Scorching debates on any given week. You have lots to beef about. Take advantage of. But get up in here. He's the spitfire of sports. Smack. She's not my fault. We will get to all of that. The Jim Rome show podcast. Get up in here and we'll beef later on. What's your beef? Follow and listen on your favorite platform. You've been warned.
Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – A New Hat, T-Shirt Cannon, & Pillaging
Release Date: July 31, 2025
Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast | Cumulus Podcast Network
Episode: B&T Extra: A New Hat, T-Shirt Cannon, & Pillaging
In this episode of B&T Extra, hosts Tom and Christy delve into a variety of entertaining and quirky topics, blending humor with current events. The discussion spans everything from novel gadgets and sporting events to bizarre local news and scientific breakthroughs. This summary highlights the key segments, notable quotes, and the engaging banter that characterizes the show.
Tom unveils his new sky-blue hat, a gift from a sailing club, sparking a lighthearted conversation about hobbies and personal preferences.
Tom expresses enthusiasm for the hat, contemplating the idea of integrating it into live events, while Christy teases him about his genuine interest.
The hosts discuss the concept of acquiring a T-shirt cannon for live shows, blending humor with practical considerations.
Tom shares his excitement about using a single-shot T-shirt cannon at events, envisioning playful mishaps and crowd interactions, while Christy raises concerns about the logistics and potential chaos.
A standout segment covers the arrest of Cowboy Cody for releasing a live raccoon into a restaurant, highlighting unusual law enforcement cases.
The hosts humorously speculate about Cody’s motives and the aftermath of his actions, illustrating their knack for turning odd news into entertaining commentary.
Christy presents a fascinating archaeological discovery of a large Roman-era shoe, sparking an amusing exchange about historical artifacts and their significance.
Their banter combines genuine curiosity with playful exaggeration, making the historical segment both informative and entertaining.
The hosts explore a new scientific innovation—infrared contact lenses that enable users to see in the dark, even with closed eyes.
Tom’s skepticism and Christy’s explanation create a dynamic discussion about the practicality and potential impact of such technology.
A segment on astronomy covers the detection of a strange new object in the Milky Way emitting unusual radio waves and X-rays.
Their discussion blends scientific curiosity with humor, contemplating the mysteries of space in an engaging manner.
Throughout the episode, Tom and Christy share personal anecdotes and humorous exchanges, adding warmth and relatability to the conversation.
These moments showcase their chemistry and ability to infuse comedy into varied topics seamlessly.
The B&T Extra episode "A New Hat, T-Shirt Cannon, & Pillaging" offers a delightful mix of humor, current events, and quirky discussions. Tom and Christy excel in turning diverse subjects into engaging conversations, making the podcast both entertaining and informative for listeners seeking a lighthearted yet insightful listening experience.
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This summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, providing an overview of the main discussions and the entertaining dynamic between the hosts. Whether you're a regular listener or new to The BOB & TOM Show, this episode promises laughter and intriguing conversations.