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Caller/Listener
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Guitar Guy
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, a pat request for deny hook and scoop and chicks ready to go. It's coming up right after this.
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Guitar Guy
I'm the guitar guy at the party. I'm going to play a few hits and drink a coke and Bacardi. It might seem like I'm just having fun but I'm actually not. I'm trying to sleep with your girlfriend. Listen to me as I play this song cuz I'm going to play it regardless. I'm only playing three chords so I can make a eye contact with different women in the room.
Guitar Guy's Friend
I'm gonna try and sleep with your girlfriend but I'm gonna make it sound like we have a really special bond
Guitar Guy
and we should keep it secret.
Guitar Guy's Friend
You know I think your boyfriend really takes you for granted. When was the last time he told you that your eyes look like space crystals? If you want to come by my place later, Christy, it'd be cool. It's not gonna be like last time. I totally understand why that freaked you out.
Guitar Guy
Maybe if I play Free Falling, then someone will give me a quickie.
Guitar Guy's Friend
Or maybe they'll just sit on my lap and the friction will cause me to pitch a pop 10 a pup tent. You make sure that you won't feel. Cause I'm classy. And I'm gonna shift it to the left. And I'm gonna shift it to the right. And I'm gonna create a mental image in my head. Like guys in prison taking a group shower.
Guitar Guy
Here's my story. I'm gonna make sure that I tell it in the proper order. I went to arts camp as a kid and I played the recorder. Then I learned that recorders are for losers and guitars get chicks. And now when I feel like a loser, I take this out and sing Wonder Wall by Oasis. I play mostly covers. Cat Stevens and Beatles and a couple of others.
Guitar Guy's Friend
I do some original songs too, but they're not as well received. I'm just gonna get religious for a second, if you guys don't mind.
Guitar Guy
Hallelujah, Hallelu. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. But I still want that quickie.
Guitar Guy's Friend
At the party.
H
Yeah.
Guitar Guy's Friend
And I'm gonna sleep with your girlfriend.
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For those of you who always need something extra. Well, here you go. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.
Ali Breen
It's Ally Breen. Our question was gonna be, where is Allie? It's either gonna be New York, Boston, Florida, Phoenix, Georgia.
H
Look at you.
Ali Breen
Ali Breen is a very fine stand up comedian. She's also our authority in the world of. Of illicit sex and. Oh, sorry. We have letters you can reach. Al A L L, I B, R, E E N. I spell it out for you because you can find her on your favorite social media platform. And let's get to our first letter. What's happening?
Caller/Listener
Dear Allie, my husband has been going to the gym and got new clothes for work and overall been in a way better mood. Uh oh, I know. At his Christmas work party I met a new secretary who works there who's very young and cute. I've never heard him mention her before, but I have a feeling this might be the reason. He has more pep in his step. Should I be worried there's something going on? And how do I even investigate this?
H
Yes, you should be.
Caller/Listener
Yeah,
J
but do you think that it's Possible. Like, if. If she knew. Like, hey, my husband enjoys this young girl and she makes him feel good. And they're just chatting back and forth.
H
That.
J
That's completely safe and fine.
K
No, okay, Jess, that is possible. I don't. I don't think it's.
L
This is just a poor, random, pretty
H
girl that he's trying to attract.
K
It's possible when both people in a relationship are confident, and this. This lady doesn't seem like she has that.
J
Yeah, but I would be like, oh, you're gonna listen to my husband's jokes that I've heard for the last 25 years.
H
Please enjoy.
J
Yeah, go ahead. Take care of my light work.
K
I don't think there's. He hasn't given you any reason.
Ali Breen
Maybe. Maybe the guy's getting in shape because his doctor told him you're gonna die if you don't drop 50 pounds and
K
just assume it's because some pretty girl you met at a Christmas party.
M
Well, that's the other thing. Is this a company with a thousand people or a company with 4?
L
10 people?
K
4.
M
That makes a big deal. Like, he may never even see the secretary if he works out in the plant.
K
There's a chance a supervisor went up to him and, hey, man, we need you to dress better. Yeah, you know, who knows when you would say that?
Caller/Listener
If that were the case, he'd go home and be like, oh, I just got.
K
Yeah, but she hasn't even asked him.
Ali Breen
Yeah, that's. Should she.
H
How does she know about the secretary?
K
Met her at a Christmas party.
H
Oh, that's right.
J
Yeah.
Ali Breen
They were banging. They were banging in the. In the coat room. And maybe she should ask him some
Caller/Listener
questions that nothing's going on. But he would take her up on it if something was going on, trying to attract her.
J
Yeah, let him have the fantasy.
K
The female brain.
H
Oh, yeah, come on.
K
Your brain went right to. This guy's cheating on his wife.
H
Yes.
K
That's all I'm saying. The female brain.
H
Have you ever been cheated on?
K
No.
H
Well, then that's why your brain doesn't go there.
K
But even if you have been cheated on, you don't just assume that's going to happen to you every time. At least a healthy person wouldn't, you weirdo.
M
I'm trying. I'm trying to lose weight and dress better. And I'm not trying to cheat on my lady. If it happens, then cool, but I
L
mean, that's not the ultimate goal. You're not looking for it.
Ali Breen
Let's move on. Obviously, this one is A zero. Ali Breen, what have you got?
Caller/Listener
Dear Allie, I have been dating a guy online who I met and I really like. We do a lot of dinners and movies and cuddling at home, and he's very attentive. Affectionate and attentive. I just realized, though, we almost never go out, and when I do, it's just he and I, or we'll go out with my friends. I haven't met any of his friends or family. He's never even attempted to integrate me into his world. Do you think he's ashamed of me or should I push to meet them?
Ali Breen
Maybe he's ashamed of them.
H
Yeah.
Caller/Listener
Oh, that's a good point.
Ali Breen
Maybe.
H
Maybe he doesn't.
Ali Breen
Maybe he doesn't want you to think less of him because his.
K
You know. Yeah. I'd like to know if he is going, hey, honey, I'm going to go have dinner with my family. Hey, I'm going out with my friends. If. Or if he's not. If he's not doing that on his own, it's just because that's the life he lives, you know? Sort of isolated, but.
Caller/Listener
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Visitors night at the penitentiary's Thursday. You want to go get some beans and franks?
K
My whole family is in here. I see.
Ali Breen
I don't think there's any danger here, do you?
M
No.
K
In fact, I. You should be grateful he's not trying to.
Caller/Listener
Yeah, exactly. Careful what you wish for.
K
He clearly likes you. He likes you.
Ali Breen
So now maybe he doesn't want you to meet his wife.
K
Have you considered that?
H
I didn't want to jump there. I was thinking it.
Ali Breen
What's that called?
H
That's called cheating.
Ali Breen
No, no, no.
H
The adultery.
Ali Breen
There's a TV show with it. What's that called?
J
Polygamy?
Ali Breen
No, I don't know. Catfishing.
Guitar Guy
Oh.
H
Oh, no, no, no.
Caller/Listener
Catfishing is when you're like a guy pretending to be a girl trying to land a professional athlete.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
K
That kind of thing is catfishing.
H
Or you never meet them because they're always online.
Ali Breen
That's the one.
Caller/Listener
And you ask for money constantly.
H
That's catfishing.
L
Photo.
M
Sorry.
Ali Breen
Yeah, well, let's move on. We have another letter from Ali Breen. What does it say?
Caller/Listener
Dear Allie, my husband. Oh, dear Allie, my boyfriend fights constantly with his family. They're Italian, I'm Irish. Does that mean if we get married, he's gonna constantly fight with me?
K
Yeah. And since you're Irish, you're gonna fight him back. It'll be perfect.
L
Wow.
M
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Well, the liquor cabin will be full.
H
Got that going Hawaiian whiskey for dinner.
Ali Breen
Pat, you wanna take this?
L
It'll be half empty.
Ali Breen
Now, Pat, you've had several entanglements in your life.
L
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Have they been? You are of course full blooded Irish.
Guitar Guy
Yeah.
L
This is the Irish slogan. Where's the fight and what's it about?
Ali Breen
Have you ever been with any Italian ladies?
L
Have I ever been with it?
Guitar Guy
Yes.
Caller/Listener
Are they feisty?
Ali Breen
Look at me. How did it go?
L
Well, where do you want to start? It goes pretty good.
K
Oh really?
Guitar Guy
Okay.
L
Italian women are adorable. Yeah, very sexy.
J
I come from a big Italian family and I think that that's the way we show love. Like we're not going to be softer or kind, but like engaging in arguments is how we communicate. Not everybody, but some. Most of us.
Caller/Listener
I dated a Greek guy that was like that. The whole family, I always thought that they hated me. They'd always yell. This is just how we talk.
L
I think when I date anyone of any of this, any, any culture, they are all angry and fight with me.
H
You know what I don't wear.
L
There's a talent. It might be you, Pol.
K
I love it. I had an aunt who was Irish and an uncle who was Italian and we would go over there for cabbage and meatballs and it was just so good. Always had a great time and she
Ali Breen
could never sit down. So funny. Our guest is Ali Breen. Ali Breen is a stand up comedian based in New York City who is typically in either Boston, Florida or Arizona. And it's a L, L, I, B R, E E, N. I spell it out because you can look for her with your love troubles if you go to your favorite social media platform. What else have my wife.
Caller/Listener
Dear Allie. My wife wears yoga pants all the time and will get some serious camel toe. We ran into Frims the other day at lunch and now all my friends are calling her Moose Knuckles. Oh no. How do I tell her to stop wearing these when we're in public? Guys stare at it like it's a car wreck. I hadn't really thought about it until my friends mentioned it. And I don't know if she'll get insulted if I tell her. What would you do?
H
Don't buy a bigger size.
Ali Breen
Didn't we have a story though about some kind of underwear you can wear
H
with that people want?
Caller/Listener
Oh, that makes sense. Yeah.
Ali Breen
Well know this was a underwear that accentuated. It was like a fake camel toy suit. It would even be more.
J
But now there's new underwear that's like a really thin silicone like cup almost for women that just smooths out the area. Like Barbie.
Christopher
Ish.
J
You know?
Ali Breen
Oh, so you look like Rudolph Nureyev and that big cod piece thing.
H
Why don't you just buy yoga pants that fit? That's. It's a.
K
Shut up. Hey, what are you.
Ali Breen
Yeah. All right. What am I doing? I'm on the wrong side of this argument. Yeah. We love yoga.
H
Like, you like camel toe, though.
K
Yeah.
J
Really?
H
Yes.
J
My. I'm curious about your friends.
M
Yeah. Get better friends.
Guitar Guy
Yeah.
J
Who would you ever say that about? Like, Jeff's wife if she.
K
No way. No, I was thinking that, too.
M
Yeah.
J
Whose friends would say that about their friend's wife? That's bizarre.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
K
No, also, they've got a wrong moose. Knuckle is for guys. Yes.
Guitar Guy's Friend
Right.
H
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Unless she's, well, really bulky down there.
K
I mean, if it's. If she's.
J
If the yoga pant fits.
Ali Breen
Producing Padanda.
K
Yeah. She's got a buzz.
Caller/Listener
Just buy her some nicer. Buy her loose pants.
M
Buy her some longer shirts.
Ali Breen
Yeah, but you raised a really good. Yeah. Why are his friends. And why would they even say it to him? I'm behind his back.
M
I can see doing it.
J
Are these the friends that, like, shared naked pictures of wives and girlfriends with each other? I think that's a weird group.
K
That is a weird group. I mean, yeah. All of the guys and here right now, we're all really close and we're all funny with each other. That doesn't happen. And we would never say.
Caller/Listener
Yeah. It's insane.
K
Yeah.
Caller/Listener
It's a crazy.
Ali Breen
So the solution to this one is, withdraw from your life, get all new friends, and buy her a bike cup.
K
Do women know they have camel toe?
J
Yes.
Ali Breen
No, not always.
K
They do.
H
It's uncomfortable, Tom.
K
The reason I asked is I assumed it would be uncomfortable.
H
It is uncomfortable.
J
Yeah.
Ali Breen
I saw a woman at Kroger.
H
That doesn't mean she doesn't know.
Ali Breen
It was like a dinosaur family.
J
I think women enjoy showing that.
L
My aunt knows. My grandmother knows.
Ali Breen
All right, let's move on. Allie Breen is our guest. What have we got?
Caller/Listener
I was gonna say, too. It depends on the level. If you just have a little bit, you might not know. But if you have a full situation. Yeah. There's no way you don't understand it. Okay. Dear Allie, I went to happy hour with my girlfriend, and when I went to the bathroom, another guy sent her a drink from across the bar. She accepted it and we got into a huge fight. As I told her she shouldn't have, she said, that would have been rude. Who's right here.
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Guitar Guy
Ooh.
K
You know. Okay. All I can do is I can tell you what I would have done if I were the guy.
H
Yeah.
J
Okay.
N
Yeah.
K
All right. You got a free drink, but that's it. There's no. You know what? Actually, now that I think about it, there's a chance I would have gone over and not in a crappy way. Hey, I appreciate it, and I don't blame you for sending her a drink, man. She's up. But, you know, she is with me, and.
H
Yeah.
K
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Unless you have $400 cash, you can't touch her.
K
Right. Exactly. So now if you want an indecent proposal, this thing, we can do it.
M
I had that happen with my ex wife before.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
M
And I just. The drink, I was like, thanks, and I drank it.
L
That's a baller move.
M
Yeah. See, that's a little aggressive to me that way. I was hoping it was roofing myself out of that date.
Ali Breen
Let's get another letter from Ali Breen. What do you got, Ally?
Caller/Listener
Dear Allie, my wife got flowers at work for Valentine's Day. From whom? She said the card said a secret admirer. She didn't volunteer this information and said she had no idea who sent them. I found out from her co worker and asked her specifically about it. Don't you think it's weird she didn't tell me?
Ali Breen
It's just one. That's one of those super awkward situations where this nothing wrong was done, but all of a sudden you're put in this position of, wait a minute.
J
Who's her co worker that told her husband?
Caller/Listener
Yeah, that told her. Good point.
J
That's the crappy thing.
Ali Breen
She was in the previous group of
K
friends two letters ago, and people cannot
Caller/Listener
mind their own business. But she could have done it without realizing. She could have been like, oh, that's so funny that your wife has a secret admirer at work, you know, without knowing that it wasn't told to him
H
or the co worker knows something.
K
Yeah. That would almost make me think.
H
Yeah. Like, hey, dude, look into this.
K
Still, though.
Ali Breen
Yeah. Do you insert yourself?
Caller/Listener
No.
Ali Breen
The woman may be totally innocent.
K
If your significant other got flowers from a secret admirer, came home and said, hey, look, I got these flowers from a secret admirer. I don't know who the heck I would say.
H
Are they from you? I'd be my first.
Ali Breen
Sure.
K
But I mean, would you be mad at your partner?
L
No, I would not.
J
But I would not have brought the flowers home. I would have left them at work.
L
Wait a minute.
Ali Breen
I want to Go back to Christie's scenario.
H
What?
Ali Breen
So she brings the flowers home and she says, I bet these are from you. And if they weren't, would you say that's right?
J
Yeah.
K
No, I don't.
Ali Breen
No, that would be.
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Ali Breen
That would be the kiss of death. You know, that's gonna come back to.
K
I had somebody steal my flower Valor once.
J
No way.
K
Yeah, I sent my friend Nikki, had a new TV show and she was. This was her first like kind of a big project. I sent her flowers. Her agent has is also named Josh. She called him and said, hey, thanks for the flowers. And he was like, oh, you're very welcome.
J
Is he still her age?
K
I don't know. I don't know.
M
Did you tell her?
K
She eventually said, oh, yes, I eventually. And I don't normally do this, but normally I would have heard something and I just want to make sure everything went okay.
Ali Breen
She eventually recognized the.
K
Hey, did you get the flowers?
Ali Breen
The photographs of your male member?
L
Yes.
K
Yeah, she recognized my thumbprint on the front.
Ali Breen
We have time for one more letter. Ali Breen before we go.
Caller/Listener
I know a girl who, when her relationship was on the rock, she sent herself flowers to get the boyfriend jealous to see. So there's a chance maybe the wife's stirring something up.
Guitar Guy's Friend
Maybe.
K
I do like when women send themselves flowers just because. Just because they're not trying to start anything. They just.
Ali Breen
Yeah, to create drama. Get out. Get out. Okay, a quick letter. What do we got?
Caller/Listener
Dear Ally, my husband takes one guys trip per year and it's a golf trip to Thailand. All my friends say I'm crazy for letting him go and that he's obviously cheating. What do you think?
K
He's not obviously cheating, but there is a chance.
Home Depot Announcer
Yeah.
H
I mean, what's wrong with Phoenix
L
golf courses in Thailand?
H
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Chrissy has nailed this. Yeah, you never see. Hi. Back in the day, Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicholson, their trip to Thailand.
K
They might be playing one round of golf in Thailand.
Ali Breen
I doubt the other four days they're
H
guessing whether it's a boy or girl.
L
The end of 17 holes have nothing to do with golf.
K
When you play golf in Thailand, you always have to ask the person you're with, are you hitting from the ladies tees?
Christopher
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes. Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care everybody.
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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast | March 25, 2026
This episode of “The BOB & TOM Show Extra” centers around comic banter, relationship dilemmas answered by comedian Ali Breen, and the show’s signature irreverent humor. Regulars and guests riff on listener letters about marital suspicion, romantic faux pas, clothing mishaps, and trust in relationships—with playful skepticism, jokes, and personal stories layered throughout.
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Relationship letters spark rapid-fire comedic debate among the hosts and Ali Breen—blending advice, jokes, and personal anecdotes.
Listeners can expect the show’s classic blend of humor, gentle roasting, and candid (if tongue-in-cheek) advice. The crew and Ali Breen use real-life scenarios as springboards for playful jest, peppered with asides and absurdities, making for a lively advice session that is anything but earnest. The conversational flow ensures a continuous volley of comedic insight and knowing winks at the quirks of relationships.