The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Episode: B&T Extra: A Pat Request, Vasectomy vs Colonoscopy, & Nipple Rings
Date: April 14, 2026
Podcast Network: Cumulus Podcast Network
Episode Overview
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show Extra delivers the show's signature blend of irreverent comedy, playful banter, and quirky personal stories. The hosts dive into audience requests, compare the perils and perks of vasectomies and colonoscopies (with plenty of off-color detours), and round it all out with a spirited tangent on nipple rings. A catchy song parody about Cologuard, listener letters, and the lighter side of grave digging traditions fill out this extra edition—perfect for those who appreciate raw, relatable humor with a nostalgic twist.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Opening Musical Parody: “Albino”
- [02:28 - 04:22]
Bob launches the episode with a comedic song about being albino, alluding to famous albinos and poking fun at genetic inheritance.
- Notable lyrics include:
“I'm an albino. I'm an albino. My mom was an Albanian straight from Albino Stan.”
- The group chuckles over pop culture references to albino characters.
2. Vasectomies vs. Colonoscopies: Trends and Taboo
- [04:34 - 05:51]
Christopher introduces the rising trend of clinics promoting vasectomy specials during the NCAA basketball tournament.
- Christy quips: “Everybody's probably watching today at noon for the games to get underway.” [04:52]
- Conversation segues to colonoscopies, particularly the popularity and advertising of Cologuard home testing kits.
Brief on Cologuard & Colonoscopies
- [05:07 - 06:23]
- Tom: “Cologuard is… not a complete substitute for a colonoscopy, but it's a sort of a test to see if you might need to get a more serious probing down there.” [05:08]
- Christy: “If you wake up from your colonoscopy and your doctor has ice on your bag, you may want to call a lawyer.” [05:45]
- The crew jokes about mixing up the aftercare for both procedures and the roles of ice packs.
3. Nipple Rings: Confessions, Curiosity, and Surprises
- [05:53 - 08:59]
A wild and hilariously frank tangent erupts when Christy asks about ice on nipples, sparking nipple ring confessions.
- Jeff admits, “I used to [have nipple rings].” [06:11]
- Christy: “You could tell he's a fun guy by his curly hair.” [06:25]
- Tom: “A nipple… nickel nipple ring? Yeah, they made out of nickel.” [07:28]
Memorable Exchanges
- Jeff: “I’m a dirt bag.” [06:19]
- Pat: “Do I have that flag That I can wave where we don’t ask questions?” [08:15]
Piercings Beyond Nipples
- Christy tries to ask Pat about possible piercings, leading to riffing on the infamous Prince Albert.
- Pat: “My brother had the Prince Albert. Yeah, one of my brothers, Jack.” [08:06]
4. Cologuard Parody Song: “Another Load Came In”
- [12:13 - 14:20]
By special request, Pat Godwin performs a Bruce Springsteen-styled original about working at Cologuard’s mailroom, humorously chronicling the life of someone who sorts and processes mailed-in stool samples.
- Highlights include:
- “Another load came in a box shattered and splattered onto... Always wear your mask and protect your skin here at Cologuard. Another load came in.”
- “Joe passed out, hit his head, notified his next kin. It's corn and stew for lunch again.”
- Christopher: “That would be a rough gig.” [14:22]
- Jeff: “Pat, you looked so red. I was afraid I was gonna have to go grab the defibrillator.” [14:27]
5. Listener Letters: Scents of Home & Odd Memories
- [14:42 - 16:10]
The team reads audience letters sparked by Tom's earlier remarks about the smells of towns tied to local industries.
Standouts
- Tom: “Most mornings it smells like grilled onions.” (about White Castle in Ohio) [15:00]
- Aunt Millie’s and Klosterman’s Bakeries (bread baking), Jif Factory (peanut butter scent), and a noted absence of smell from a crematorium.
- Christy: “I grew up a few blocks away from the Jif factory in Lexington. Unmistakable smell that I'll never forget from my childhood.” [15:38]
6. Walk Up Music: If Your Car Had a Theme Song
- [16:10 - 19:06]
Inspired by remote entry features, listeners and hosts debate what song should play as their “walk up music” for their cars.
Listener and Host Picks
- Kim (listener): “My walk up to my car would be ‘Sexual Healing’ by Marvin Gaye.” [16:27]
- Christy: “Highway Star” by Deep Purple [18:33]
- Tom: Subjected to “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” by Tiny Tim (sparking much confusion and laughter about its meaning)
- “Is this, like, a peeping Tom song?” – Christopher [19:32]
Memorable Quote
- Pat: “First line is tiptoe through the window. What was he doing?” [19:06]
7. Grave Digging Tales and End-of-Life Options
- [20:19 - 22:46]
Responding to more listener letters, the crew gets uncharacteristically informative (yet still raucous) about grave digging, deep graves, and green burials.
- “Eight Spade widths is also approximately four feet wide. Hard work. And most of them have back problems.” (listener anecdote) [21:08]
Alternative Burial Options
- Christy: “You can be buried without any sort of embalming fluid or anything. They just wrap you in a cotton cloth.” [21:54]
- Jeff: “I want them to take me where they put you out in the field and they let like the animals go at you so they can study like decomposition.” [22:20]
- Pat: “You never know. Your nipple rings.” [22:38]
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Jeff: "I’m a dirt bag." [06:19]
- Pat (singing): “UPS is here. Another load came in.” [13:03]
- Christy: “If you wake up from your colonoscopy and your doctor has ice on your bag, you may want to call a lawyer.” [05:45]
- Christopher: “That would be a rough gig.” (on working at Cologuard) [14:22]
- Tom: “A nipple… nickel nipple ring? Yeah, they made out of nickel.” [07:28]
- Christy: “I grew up a few blocks away from the Jif factory in Lexington. Unmistakable smell that I'll never forget...” [15:38]
Episode Timeline
| Timestamp | Segment |
|-----------|-----------------------------------------------------------|
| 02:28 | Bob’s “Albino” musical parody |
| 04:34 | Vasectomies vs. Colonoscopies discussion |
| 05:53 | Nipple ring revelations & playful banter |
| 12:13 | Pat’s Cologuard parody song (“Another Load Came In”) |
| 14:42 | Listener letters (small town smells, Jif factory, bakeries)|
| 16:10 | Walk-up music for your car |
| 20:19 | Grave digging stories and green burial options |
Tone and Style
True to BOB & TOM tradition, the episode is quick-witted, informal, and full of fearless tangents. The cast is equally at home with deadpan delivery and wild wordplay, fostering both nostalgia and belly laughs. The humor is often offbeat and, at times, a little risqué, but always rooted in relatable, real-world experiences.
Conclusion
This episode of Bob & Tom Extra serves up goofy musical parodies, health talk with a comedic bent, and candid personal stories—all hallmarks of the long-running show. Whether swapping tales about body piercings, cracking funeral jokes, or reminiscing over the scents of home, the team keeps things light, lively, and unmistakably Bob & Tom.
