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Bob Kevoian
It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. A spider, letters and osk's love life. You'll hear about that in just a minute. Looking for the ultimate game night? Chumba Casino brings all the fun and excitement of a night out straight to your screen whenever you want it. Play hundreds of thrilling games instantly. No downloads, no delays. Just launch from your browser and dive right in. From spinning slots and playing blackjack to instant scratch tile cards or joining live social tables, there's always something new to explore. Signing up takes just seconds and you'll unlock a free welcome bonus. Plus daily daily login bonuses to keep the fun going every time you play. Play for pure entertainment or for a chance to score some serious prizes anytime, anywhere. And here's the best part. No purchase required to join or play. So what are you waiting for? Make tonight one to remember. Head to chumbacasino.com and bring the fun home. Let's Chumba. Sponsored by VGW Group. No purchase necessary. See terms@chumbacasino.com must be over 21 and present in a state where it's legal to play.
Tom Griswold
Here's a sneak peek at tonight's episode of Celebrity Virgins.
Kristi Lee
Oh, Tim, you are so incredibly hard to buy a gift for.
Bob Kevoian
I hope you like it.
Tom Griswold
Oh, thanks lo Celebrity Virgins on Bob and Tom Television. I've got my favorite one, not that.
Bob Kevoian
Sexy here's some extra. This is Bob and Tom.
Tom Griswold
Extra.
Bob Kevoian
Certain arbitrary component to this program. A certain randomness, if you will, a lack of logic. Yes.
Tom Griswold
Speaking of which, I have a spider update because I'm sure you were worried. Yesterday I walked through that large spider web which covered me from.
Bob Kevoian
You need to explain this is because you have one bathroom in your home and you had to pee and you.
Tom Griswold
Went outside at midnight. One of my kids was taking a shower. I don't even want to know the story behind that. So I run. I go out the back door. I just have on my. My basketball shorts. Run outside covered head to toe, spiderweb with the spider on my shoulder.
Bob Kevoian
I flip out and it was gigantic.
Tom Griswold
You said it was gigantic. It's. My daughter told me it's an orb or Weaver. Yes. Yeah. Last night I walked out my back door and walked through the spider web again. That guy is resilient. You're exactly right. They will rebuild. Dude, you tear down my house. I'm not rebuilding. Especially overnight.
Kristi Lee
I'm going to move somewhere else.
Tom Griswold
This guy, he. He doesn't give up. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Now these are like those people that live in a floodplain, you know? Well, we haven't had to rebuild a.
Tom Griswold
House for three years.
Bob Kevoian
And really, Gomer, Maybe it's time to move.
Tom Griswold
Okay. Yeah. That orb weaver. Tough getting insurance. Keeps rebuilding.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Yeah. Is that the one that looks like a golf ball? Suspended by.
Tom Griswold
It's spindly legs, real sharp. It's got a big old ass on it. Yeah. Oh, it was. There's usually like an hourglass in the middle of the web. Kind of looks good.
Kristi Lee
That sounds creepy, doesn't it?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. They're. They're mad. Yeah. At like five o' clock last night, I go to outside with my dogs. Walk through the web again.
Bob Kevoian
Well, I had a buddy. This is funny you'd bring this up. Who was relocating raccoons?
Tom Griswold
I've done that.
Kristi Lee
I got a couple. He could come get this.
Bob Kevoian
This. This friend of mine is Great guy. This was so weird. He. He decided he'd do it himself.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
He doesn't have to do it himself. He could have fired out. Trust me.
Kristi Lee
So he got himself a cage.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
So he gets himself a cage and he catches the raccoon.
Kristi Lee
Right?
Tom Griswold
That's right.
Bob Kevoian
Now he has a. He drives a. What's a Denali? What is that? Like a Suburban? Whatever that car is.
Kristi Lee
Big suv.
Bob Kevoian
Big suv. Right. So he puts the cage with the raccoon in the back of his suv.
Tom Griswold
That's a big mistake.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Yeah.
Kristi Lee
Oh no.
Bob Kevoian
The next issue of course involves the flying feces. The famous circus act, the flying fecal brothers. But then you've got to get the thing out of the cage.
Tom Griswold
Well that's the dangerous part because you have to lift this flap up and it's just loose and it will come.
Kristi Lee
At you because it's not happy.
Tom Griswold
So what I. What I found to do, I took a flat shovel, like a flat sided shovel, put it on the site on the open end. I opened the cage and the shovels holding it in. I got like 20ft back, got in a full sprint, ran by, grabbed the shovel, ran to my car and then sped off. Because the first time I did it, the raccoon just ran out and ran right at me. So they don't go just for the wild. They go, hey, they go for the guy who put him in the cage. It depends on how mad they are. Yeah. All right. But they never tell you. I never even thought I put it in my trunk. When I got the cage out, it just peed and pooped all over.
Bob Kevoian
No cat.
Tom Griswold
I've relocated like 12 raccoon in like a three week period. You just put like a raw chicken drumstick at the back of the cage and every morning come out and have a new raccoon. You ever touch a hobo by accident? Hey, mind getting me out of here?
Bob Kevoian
See I. This is why higher route that this. You could have ended up on America's funniest videos as you tripped grabbing the show.
Tom Griswold
Well and what they also I learned apparently if you don't take them like two or three miles away, they'll just come right back. They got nothing but time. They'll just come right back.
Kristi Lee
Well, they want their family.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. In any event.
Kristi Lee
So this guy got his Denali cleaned up, I hope.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, but he said he had no business doing this himself. Where'd you let it go? Oh, and the golf course up the great in any event.
Tom Griswold
So did he have trouble letting it loose? Did it come at him?
Bob Kevoian
Of course.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, you don't think about that. Like the trapping. It's the easy part. They don't tell you about what trap it, what to do with it.
Bob Kevoian
And this is in the middle of suburbia.
Tom Griswold
But come on, I still have my raccoon cage if you're feeling gutsy one day. No, no, I bring it over.
Bob Kevoian
I have a guy.
Kristi Lee
Did your daughter ever catch a rabbit? I know she was. Really?
Bob Kevoian
That's how the whole thing started. Oh, we were discussing that and then he went into his adventure with the. With the raccoon cage. No, she did not catch a rabbit, okay. Because she had this elaborate setup with a box and a stick that she saw online and was putting carrots there, so. Because what would you do if you catch the rabbit? They're not like little bunnies you can pet. They're wild rabbits.
Tom Griswold
Have you seen the ones in Colorado? Now, what are they?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, they have the weird.
Tom Griswold
They're infested with something and they have horns and stuff growing out. Like, tentacles growing out the sides.
Bob Kevoian
They're hideous.
Tom Griswold
Kind of weird fungus or something. Oh, it's. And it's going everywhere. Like it's infecting all the.
Bob Kevoian
Bob Marley.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Hair.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it does look like Bob Marley.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. What do you call it? Like, dreadlocks. See, now you've given me the heebie jeebies. Sorry, I deliberately didn't do that story. It was so gross. Letters from listeners brought to you by nhtsa. Whether you get pulled over or get into a crash, drinking and driving will change your whole world. Drive sober or get pulled over. Paid for by nhtsa.
Tom Griswold
Now.
Bob Kevoian
Lots of letters. And I was saying there's a randomness to this show. I'm going to read this one first because I'm doing the. The. What is it? Rice?
Kristi Lee
Banana, Bart Diet Banana.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, yeah. I've been doing that for a couple.
Kristi Lee
Banana, applesauce, rice and toast.
Bob Kevoian
A post intestinal issue.
Kristi Lee
Sure.
Bob Kevoian
Diet.
Tom Griswold
Wait, that's all you're eating?
Kristi Lee
Bland. A bland.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, I'm trying to be careful, but I had two helpings of rice last night, and so far, so good, because yesterday I had the Werner von Braun bowel issue. You know, you learn about rocketry and. Okay. But it seems to have subsided. But this is from Rice Lake, Wisconsin. So that's a good place to start. I think at random. It says you were talking about snakes in Florida and that Josh and Jeff and maybe Chick are going to go hunt them. My dad lives in Venice. When it was hit by the hurricane a few years ago, he was driving to look at the damage to his house. He saw something in the road and could not stop or swerve to avoid it. It was a giant python stretched across both lanes. He didn't mean to hit it, but as he looked back, he did hit it. He saw the snake slither right back into the bushes like nothing had happened. Good luck hunting so big it could.
Tom Griswold
Get run over by a car and.
Bob Kevoian
Be fine and cover two lanes. Now, did you get a stack of letters over there while I was gone?
Kristi Lee
I have a letter. Greetings and Hallucinations to Tom and his merrily medicated minions. That's quite.
Tom Griswold
Hi.
Kristi Lee
Hello, Amanda. Tom, your logic is completely flawed. There's more UV radiation on the mountains because you're closer to the sun than there is at the beach.
Bob Kevoian
That's correct.
Kristi Lee
So going out to Colorado in summer is actually worse than going to the beach.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. There's an argument to be made there. Is that true? But when you're in the beach or in the water, the sun is reflecting and. And yeah, that's certainly a perfectly valid point. I, I do appreciate that. I acknowledge that.
Kristi Lee
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
Once again, I'm wearing a different kind.
Kristi Lee
Of hat and you're wearing sunscreen and.
Bob Kevoian
To keep the sun off my ears. I hate wearing. But I hate wearing sunscreen. Just hate it.
Tom Griswold
I'm with you.
Bob Kevoian
I do too. I hate it because it feels gross in your skin.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, it never.
Kristi Lee
There are some that are really nice.
Bob Kevoian
That are not the same reason. I hate fabric softener. It's like you've covered your clothes in Wesson oil.
Tom Griswold
Oh, that. I don't. I don't have that issue. But I. The stunt and lotion is stuff that does. They say, oh, yeah, it feels just like your own skin after 10 minutes. I've never been more sunburned.
Kristi Lee
Okay, there's that.
Bob Kevoian
I. It's important to wear it, but yeah, in my case, I just have to keep out of the sun, so. This is Joe. He writes. You had a guest talking about prison and how you can get money from your family to spend in prison.
Kristi Lee
Oh, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
With my job, I frequent many prisons. In one of the warehouses on the grounds, they bag up food that the prisoners order with the money they receive from your family. The amount of ramen noodles they send to prisons is literally garbage bags full buy stock in ramen. They crack up the ramen, put flavor packets in and eat them like potato chips.
Tom Griswold
Ooh, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, that's a. That's the big thing in prison.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I've watched some prison shows.
Kristi Lee
Yeah, that commentary count is really something. Yeah. You put money in every month and they get to go and pick out food and toothpaste, all that kind of stuff.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, they get really creative with the ramen. They make ramen cakes, like birthday cakes out of ramen. They.
Kristi Lee
I bet ramen sales go up when college starts too, doesn't it?
Tom Griswold
Probably, yeah, I would think I could say that.
Bob Kevoian
What about the, the so called toilet wine in prison? Are you familiar with that?
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah. The pruno.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah. Pruno. Yeah.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Have you, have you created that in Your.
Tom Griswold
No, I've never been to jail or prison.
Bob Kevoian
Suggested you knew your way around.
Tom Griswold
No, I've. I've watched, like, these different 60 days in. I'm sure Ace has seen that. I would love after. After, like, lockup. Oh, love after. Lock.
Kristi Lee
Lockup. Oh, there you go.
Tom Griswold
Those people who are, like now are freshly out of prison looking for love. Love in lockup and love after. Oh, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Or are these the ladies that start corresponding with the serial killers and stuff?
Tom Griswold
Wow. Oh, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Well, got another letter about dogs, because yesterday was the anniversary of those two Russian dogs that went up into space and.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah, Perestroika. And came back alive.
Bob Kevoian
Chernobyl. This comes to us from Steve. I heard the story about the dogs in space. All I could picture was ground control giving them instructions by going, okay, who's a good boy? Who's a good. Yes, you're a good boy.
Tom Griswold
Hit the button.
Bob Kevoian
And you mentioned the several dogs prior to those that went up into space did not make it back alive.
Kristi Lee
Well, you have to start somewhere. Don't.
Bob Kevoian
He goes. Their last communication to Earth was Rut Row. Thank you, Steve. That's very funny. Sad, really. Christy, what are you looking at?
Kristi Lee
This is another one of the Tom urban myths. Apparently, tank trucks delivering gas do not stir up gunk in the underground tank, according to Pat Lennon in South Carolina. First of all, there isn't gunk in the tank to start with. They only have pure gasoline, and the gasoline, if there were, would likely dissolve it. Second, there are two filters between the tank and the nozzle going into your car.
Tom Griswold
I was wondering how a bunch of gunk got down in there anyway, because. Yeah.
Kristi Lee
Yes. He said the tanks are clean to start with.
Bob Kevoian
Yeah, but I'm not the one that said that. I was the one saying that. I just don't want to either. When they explode. I've seen many movies, usually with Arnold Schwarzenegger. If there's a tanker truck, something will slide into it and it blows up.
Tom Griswold
You were told that by a tanker guy, right? Yeah. And all those hoses are on the outside of the truck getting splashed with water and dirt all day. And then they put the hose down into the thing. There's going to be some stuff that falls off into the tank. That's my argument. Yeah. Come at me. Hey, look, Windbags are going to win. Bag. Yeah, I like the.
Bob Kevoian
I like the reverse osmosis gasoline. They use the same filter as the water.
Kristi Lee
Oh, really?
Bob Kevoian
Yeah.
Tom Griswold
I think he has to change them more often, though.
Bob Kevoian
Now Mr. Oskay is here with us. Jeffrey, a great dad, wonderful guy. I have a couple quick questions.
Tom Griswold
Yes, sir?
Bob Kevoian
Were you ever a single guy back in the day? No connections of any kind, no girlfriend, no wife, Just Jeff Oscar on the loose.
Tom Griswold
Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
How'd that go? Did you. I'm just kind of.
Tom Griswold
It was lonely.
Bob Kevoian
Were you. Were you a fan of the cannabis? The marijuana, the reefer?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah, back in the day.
Kristi Lee
You're a fan of what kind of girl?
Tom Griswold
I like white trash. Like, if you have bows tattooed on the back of your thighs, I'm down. You know, like when they do the upper thigh bow, the hair bow or something? Like.
Kristi Lee
Like a hair bow?
Tom Griswold
Yeah, hair bow. Like they're wearing garters, but they aren't. Right, Right.
Bob Kevoian
That's a thing.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah. The mom moving in at my son's college next to us, she bent over and her shorts came up and she had the bows. My legs, I almost gave out. Oh, she had a Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her front thigh. Oh, yeah, that's. Oh, wow.
Bob Kevoian
That says.
Tom Griswold
That says I'm getting hot.
Bob Kevoian
That says somebody's been here. In fact, more than a few.
Tom Griswold
Dude, if your underwear is hanging out on purpose. Oh, I love you. You're. You're my kind of lady.
Bob Kevoian
Has this changed or, like, I. Oh.
Tom Griswold
No, I still love white.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Tom Griswold
My. My lady is not white trash.
Kristi Lee
She's wonderful.
Tom Griswold
She knows what I like. Yeah. She will actually go, boy, that. That's. She's right up your alley. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bob Kevoian
Oh, nice.
Tom Griswold
Yeah, I like roller derby.
Kristi Lee
Girls dress up for you.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah, yeah. She'll put on some overalls without the shirt underneath.
Kristi Lee
There you go.
Tom Griswold
Like the thong. Ride high.
Bob Kevoian
Let's take our time machine and go back to you being the single guy.
Tom Griswold
Okay.
Bob Kevoian
Are you living in an apartment or in a house?
Tom Griswold
I living in a double, which is like an apartment house.
Bob Kevoian
I was there. We did a podcast.
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah, yeah. For those of you who have nice homes, if you don't know what a double is, go to a bad neighborhood, find a house for around 17 to $20,000, put a wall down the middle, put another front door, turn it into two crappy houses. That's a double. Oh, like a duplex. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We call them doubles. Yeah.
Bob Kevoian
If we take my time machine and go back there, it's single. Jeffrey. And open up the refrigerator. What's in it?
Tom Griswold
We just talked about this last night. Two Domino's pizza boxes from, like, three months ago. Okay. That's it? Yeah, that's it. Oh, yeah. No beverages, no water, No. I ate every Meal out and drank water? Pretty much.
Bob Kevoian
Now, were you a stoner, if you will, in those days?
Tom Griswold
Yeah. Yeah. So that's why I couldn't afford anything to put in the fridge.
Bob Kevoian
So what would you do when you got the munchies?
Tom Griswold
I don't know. Order more Domino's pizza.
Bob Kevoian
Okay.
Tom Griswold
I mean, it was the only. I had one pizza place that would deliver and it was Domino's and so I usually had Domino's but. Yeah, I had some black light posters on the wall. Is that what you want? No, I'm just a couple lava lamps.
Kristi Lee
Did you have the black light, though, to go with the poster?
Tom Griswold
Oh, yeah, I had the. Were your end tables crates? Yes. Yeah, yeah, I had two lava layups.
Kristi Lee
Nice.
Bob Kevoian
Did you wear a lot of home games with the ladies?
Tom Griswold
I did a lot of alone time with the Jeff. Like when I find a lady, I'm with her for a long time, but then there's a long gap until I can trick another one.
Bob Kevoian
That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
Tom Griswold
Actor Michael Rosenbaum. He knows some of the most talented.
Kristi Lee
People in the business and we try.
Tom Griswold
To bring you candid open interviews, not just actor stuff. Julie Bowen is fantastic.
Kristi Lee
You know when you leave a job.
Bob Kevoian
And you know you haven't done your.
Kristi Lee
Very best job, I hate that feeling.
Bob Kevoian
And if you're here for the wonderful.
Tom Griswold
Sarah Silverman, you came to the right place.
Kristi Lee
Comedy dies in the second guessing of your audience. You just have to keep writing what you think is funny right now. The inside of you podcast.
Tom Griswold
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This Bob & Tom Extra episode blends signature humor with quirky tales and audience interaction. The central threads are Tom's ongoing battle with a spider, outrageous wildlife encounters, a lively batch of listener letters, and a candid, comedic dive into Jeffrey Oskay's former single life. The tone is conversational and improvisational, packed with playful banter and colorful anecdotes.
Timestamp: 03:01–04:39
"I go out the back door...caught head to toe, spider web with the spider on my shoulder." Tom Griswold (03:14)
"That guy is resilient...You tear down my house, I'm not rebuilding. Especially overnight." Tom Griswold (03:33)
Timestamp: 04:39–08:02
"They don't go just for the wild. They go for the guy who put him in the cage." Tom Griswold (05:41)
"Now, what are they? They're infested with something...like tentacles growing out the sides." Tom Griswold (08:05)
Timestamp: 08:41–14:53
"He saw the snake slither right back into the bushes like nothing had happened." Bob Kevoian (09:49)
"Tom, your logic is completely flawed...There's more UV radiation on the mountains because you're closer to the sun." Kristi Lee, reading listener letter (10:05)
"They crack up the ramen, put flavor packets in and eat them like potato chips." Bob Kevoian (11:36)
"I've seen many movies, usually with Arnold Schwarzenegger. If there's a tanker truck, something will slide into it and it blows up." Bob Kevoian (14:14)
Timestamp: 14:53–18:42
"If you have bows tattooed on the back of your thighs, I'm down." Jeffrey Oskay (15:21)
"Go to a bad neighborhood, find a house for around 17 to $20,000, put a wall down the middle, put another front door, turn it into two crappy houses. That's a double." Tom Griswold (16:56)
"I'm with [a lady] for a long time, but then there's a long gap until I can trick another one." Jeffrey Oskay (18:28)
Light, quick-witted, and filled with lived-in chemistry, this BOB & TOM Extra serves up offbeat animal tales, crowd-sourced oddities, and unfiltered confessions—with genuine laughs and a touch of affectionate self-mockery. The team effortlessly pivots from the relatable (accidentally walking through spider webs) to the absurd (prison ramen cakes and rabbit fungus stories), culminating in a playful roast of Jeffrey Oskay’s wild-child past.
Perfect for listeners in search of comic relief, quirky anecdotes, and sharp banter—all delivered in BOB & TOM’s trademark style.