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Tom
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Bob
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, Ally Breen with Sexy Time. It's coming up in just a minute.
Tom
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Josh
Well, I'm bad right to the bone I'll be 17 in a month or so I live fast just like a rocket New driver's permit in my back pocket Rev my engine at the light Smoke and squeal as my tires ignite and the whole world knows exactly what that says about me I don't buy my own tires, no, no no no no no no no no I don' these white walls rolling I'm a grocery getter I did not buy them on my own credit no Michelin man ever saw a dollar of my cash money where the road meets the rubber I've been riding in the G ride Hoopty Jack Never mind the baby seat in the back I'm a rebel on the run I'm a Man with a mission I can stay up past 11 if I get permission Slide the stop sign and ride your tail Pass on the shoulder throwing gravel like hail the bass is pumping and the whole world knows all about me I don't pay for insurance no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't buy my own Michelin, Dunlop Funeral and Hoosier Continental, Sears, Arizona, Cooper, Good, Rich, Goodyear, Bridgestone, Pirelli, Yokohama, General, Firestone or Kelly I don't buy them I don't buy my own I don't buy my own I don't buy my own Buy my own tire.
Christopher
Yeah, we. But things are always better the second time around. This is Bob and Tom.
Chick
Extra Tom. We have our. Well, not our regularly scheduled guest, actually.
Jim
Oh, there she is.
Chick
Yes.
Ally Breen
Hi, guys.
Jim
I think I may have just misspoke. I think I just told people they could win Ally Breen. Quite a prize. We're joined by comedian Ali Breen and I'm trying to figure out. You're not at home, are you, Allie?
Ally Breen
No, I'm in Florida.
I
Oh, very nice, very nice.
Ally Breen
Now you got rid of your interrogation.
Jim
Room, you got rid of your rental down there, right?
Ally Breen
Yeah, it's funny, I'm actually down here. My sister, her family, they host a foreign exchange student every year and they're bringing him to Disney World this weekend. And so I'm gonna look at other opportunities for Airbnbs. So we might get another one.
I
Oh, excellent. Yeah.
Ally Breen
Because you sold.
I
You've ended up selling the last one. That's great.
Ally Breen
Exactly.
Jim
Are you gonna go? Are you tall enough to go on all the rides?
J
I am, Yep.
Ally Breen
I can go them.
Chick
I had a question about the foreign exchange student. Is he 20, 21 years old and from Italy and as a lifeguard. And yeah, you know, what if he.
I
Was just the highest.
Chick
I'm not familiar with women and their ways. In their breasts. I don't know.
Jim
What is this?
Ally Breen
Brazier?
Chick
Brazil?
Jim
Is it a barbecue? I don't understand.
Chick
Excuse my erection.
I
Where's this person from?
Ally Breen
He's from Spain, but last year they hosted a guy who is from Denmark. And it was funny because he did. He ended up being like a 6 foot 2, like Viking, like, striking guy. And I was like, my God, like daughters too. I was like, you're just inviting trouble. Yeah, but he was great.
Jim
Now the way this show works, Allie, we ask people to send her letters and you can find her on your favorite social media platform at A L L I B R E E N. The topic, intimacy, love, human sexuality, all.
Chick
Of that gone wrong?
Jim
We try to limit it to humans, but. What have you got over there, Allie, dear?
Ally Breen
Allie, my girlfriend farts and burps in front of me. And the other night actually farted during sex. She laughed and thought it was really funny. And then I kind of got annoyed and she said, come on. I couldn't help it, but I'm actually getting really grossed out now. I swear I'm getting PTSD whenever we're doing doggy. What should I do? Too graphic.
K
She didn't do it.
Ally Breen
I think.
Chick
I think I. If it were. If she honestly started laughing, I think I'd let it go.
I
Yeah, right. And I doubt she did it on purpose.
Chick
Yeah.
J
Yeah.
I
In that instance.
K
Yeah.
Chick
And are you sure it was gas from that?
Jim
Yeah.
I
What do you do?
Ally Breen
What do you do?
I
I mean, she's doing it a lot. He just wants it to end. I don't know what. Yeah, it sounds like he said something. I don't know what you do.
K
I wonder if he farts, though, in front of her and that's okay. You know what I mean?
Jim
We just had a survey about that and very few people enjoy that. Are okay with that with their significant other.
Ally Breen
Yeah. I don't think that that's a good habit to get into.
Chick
Did you say very few?
Jim
Yeah.
Ally Breen
Takes the romance.
Jim
I can actually probably find the number of you.
I
You and your boyfriend when you guys are. Let's say you're spending the weekend together. You. Will you leave the room or will he leave the room?
Josh
If.
Ally Breen
To go to the bathroom.
I
No, no. To fart or to burp?
Ally Breen
Yeah, I think so. I mean, it's funny, when we used to go on vacation, one of us would, like, go for a walk, even just to go to the bathroom. Yeah. There's a real. Yeah. Problem with doing that. At least at first, but still. Yeah. I don't think anyone. We don't freely fart in front of each other.
I
I think that's a shame. You want to be as comfortable as possible.
J
Sometimes you can't help it. I mean, it just happens.
I
And sometimes you can help it and.
Jim
Yeah, but you don't want to overtly help it constantly.
Ally Breen
Yeah, that's what it sounds like this couple is doing. Just constantly letting them rip. What about.
J
What about change your diet?
Chick
What about farting? What about farting and then going, is that a bad deal?
I
I. Again, I think that's. That should be acceptable.
Chick
That's okay.
Ally Breen
Siblings like when people fart and then try to shove someone's head down.
I
I don't like that. Nothing like that. No. Extra, extra.
Chick
What about farting in your hand and then throw.
I
You don't do anything like that. But my philosophy has been, I don't have the right philosophy. Anytime I'm in a relationship, farts are popping. If I fart and what's the worst that's going to happen? She's going to leave me and I'll be single again.
Jim
This is really a different issue we're getting to now.
I
I might have a different.
Ally Breen
I see.
Jim
Okay, let's move on. Once again, by the way, I should point this out. Ali Breen is also on Onlyfans. A, L, L, I, B. That's where you'll find her.
Ally Breen
And I think some people on Onlyfans sell their farts.
I
They do. We had a story of that, too. Yeah, yeah. She was jarring them up.
J
Yep.
Chick
That's how they're packaged in a. In a. Like a Mason jar. A ball jar.
J
So do you open that up or do you leave it?
Jim
I think it's like a fine wine. You wait for the right occasion and then you give it a. Oh, well, we're going to be huffing tonight.
I
Are you going to want. Let that breathe?
Jim
Yeah, if the Eagles win, we're going to huff. Give you a message.
Ally Breen
No, that really is.
I
But she was making good money. She was doing it.
Ally Breen
A lot of money. Yeah. Yep. Some guys are into it, apparently.
Chick
Okay.
Ally Breen
All right. Dear Ally, my boyfriend wants to have sex like three times a day, but will almost never be able to finish the second and mostly the third times. So it becomes like, work at that point. And I told him, hey, quality is better than quantity, but he just won't calm down. I feel like he thinks he's trying to look more manly for me, but I hate it. What's happening here?
J
What is happening here?
Jim
Yeah, you gotta tell him.
K
Is he super turned on all the time?
Jim
No, apparently not.
K
Like. But then the anxiety of it. I don't know.
Jim
You have buckets of water you could throw on him.
I
I have two words. Two words for you that'll solve this. Stop wiping.
Jim
Well. Well, once again, that'll cut down.
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He won't be as eager.
Jim
Yeah, you're exhibit extraordinarily poor hygiene. And he will not want to.
Ally Breen
Yeah, calm him down.
Chick
You know, intercourse is just another way of communicating. So maybe he doesn't feel like you're. You're hearing him.
I
Yeah, he's reaching out.
Chick
He's reaching out. He's trying to communicate. Yes, he's saying it with his body.
K
The wiping Might not matter though, because her face will still work. You know what I mean?
J
Oh, boy.
Jim
Wait, wait.
Ally Breen
Good point.
Jim
Don't rush. I say next. Let's move on. We can't fix this one. Okay, Allie, what have you got?
Ally Breen
Dear Allie, my boyfriend has two kids from two different moms. We're talking about marriage, but is it possible to have a normal family life in this situation? I want kids too, but I don't know how it explains explain these siblings to them, nor do I really want to help raise someone else's kids.
I
No. Yeah. This isn't for you.
J
No, it's not.
I
You have absolutely answered your own question.
Chick
Holy hell.
Jim
You need to hook up with the guy from the previous letter.
I
Yeah, he's got nothing to do.
Jim
He doesn't have any kids.
Chick
You guys sit around fart all day.
I
You have to end this today.
J
Yeah, you're not the girl for this.
Tom
No, no way.
Chick
The last thing I'm going to do.
Jim
Is raise another man's child.
I
I explained to my real kids, these two, boy, oh boy, you need to be.
Chick
And look at him, red hair.
Ally Breen
This is like a Disney stepmom. Exactly.
Jim
Okay, well, so far we're I think over four. Let's, let's keep going. What have we got next?
Ally Breen
Dear Allie, my husband's family does family vacations or his parents rent a house or hotel rooms for everybody. We don't get a lot of time off for our own vacation, so this ends up being our only trip of the year. I don't want to have to go with his crazy family every time. And he says, well, it's free and it would break his parents heart if we bailed. So it sounds like he's digging his heels in. Should I fight for this or should I just keep this up? What should I do?
Jim
Can you do another vacation?
J
She said they don't have time or money to do.
I
No, but I.
Jim
But if the one vacation is free, don't they save up some money so they can go time off?
J
They don't have time off.
Ally Breen
It sounds like time. Yeah, exactly.
I
I say half and half. You go three days with the family and then three or four days on your own. And if the family has trouble with it, boohoo.
K
That is a lovely compromise.
Jim
Or every other year. Yeah, unless they're really annoying in every third year.
Chick
Or you could start dating an orphan.
I
That's the best way to go about it. If you met somebody, you gotta meet an orphan. If you met somebody and they went, my all my family is dead and I don't have any friends. That's a keeper. Right? To the church.
Jim
Absolutely.
Chick
Unless. Unless she has an eye in the middle of her forehead.
I
That'd be the only.
Jim
You lock that down. What if she's a non wiper? You still go for it.
Chick
Yes, you lock it down to get. No matter how filthy she is.
Jim
Josh's main criteria.
I
That's why she wouldn't have any friends.
Jim
You know, this is another failure. Ally. I'm blaming you for some reason. Do we have one of these we can actually solve?
I
My answer was legit.
Ally Breen
Yeah, this one.
I
He's talking to Ally like we have to be somewhere.
J
I know.
Ally Breen
Let's get on with it.
Chick
Hurry up. Let's go. Let's go.
Ally Breen
We actually started. Well, Josh had a good compromise for that that actually began in a good place and then went downhill quick.
Jim
Okay, so. So wiping thing through me.
Ally Breen
All right. Dear Ally, my boyfriend sometimes forgets to bring his wallet out on dates. And when I pay, he says, don't worry, he'll reimburse me.
Chick
Oh, hey. Hey, babe, I'll get you back. Don't worry about it.
I
So what's the problem then?
Ally Breen
He rarely does. The thing is, he does pay for a lot of other stuff and gets me nice gifts. So I don't know if I should bring it up, but it actually is pretty annoying and it happens more often than I'd like. What should I do.
Jim
When he picks you up? If he's got his wallet. Hey, you forgot your wallet.
I
That's not just. Hey, honey, do you have your wallet? You can just remind him.
K
Yeah, he will be so annoyed you're calling him out.
Chick
Do they live.
Jim
Wait a minute.
J
What?
Chick
Did you live together?
Jim
What if you did it like this?
Ally Breen
What if it doesn't sound like they lived in.
Jim
Okay, what if you said, I've got a really cool picture, I want to put it in your wallet for you? Kind of an old fashioned.
J
Nobody carries pictures in their.
Jim
She's naked in the picture. He's gonna do. I'm gonna go get my wallet.
Chick
No good.
I
No picture.
Ally Breen
Actually, that's what she should say. She should be like, get Apple Pay. Everyone has their cell phone with them.
Jim
Exactly.
Chick
Oh, there you go.
Ally Breen
Figure it out.
K
Yeah, just walk out and don't pay.
J
Tom, do you use Apple Pay?
Jim
I don't know. It's a great shirt. Is that that means no? Occasionally I do.
Chick
Can you imagine him?
I
Why would you ask great grandpa a question like that?
Chick
Him using Apple Pay? He'd have to get undressed, I think.
Jim
And take his shoes off.
Chick
Oh, I was wearing my hat and got shorted down.
Jim
Is that this thing where it says wallet? Yeah, that is that occasionally.
J
Okay, good job.
Jim
Very often it's much easier to stick a card out and hand it to him.
Chick
Yeah, it's another step.
Ally Breen
Sure.
Chick
I see.
Ally Breen
I wonder if this is this guy's way of trying to make his girl. Maybe she never offers to pay for anything and it's his way of trying to get a free, you know, get her to pay once in a while.
K
Attribute a little.
I
Is there a chance he really is completely absent minded?
Christopher
No.
I
You guys don't think so? No one forgets their wallet. No, he's not doing it. I forgot my wallet.
Jim
I actually have a legitimate solution to this.
Chick
Well, but you're really cheap though.
Jim
I have.
Tom
You're extraordinarily.
Jim
I have. No, I have a legitimate solution to this. The thing nobody forgets anymore is their phone. Get them one of those phone cases that has four slots for driver's license, credit card, blah blah blah.
J
Yeah, but if he has his phone, he has Apple Bay. He's got.
I
Somebody already solved it. But you still want the old fashioned route.
Jim
I'm solving it for a guy like me.
Chick
Doesn't want. You could take your checkbook with you. What about that?
I
A guy like you isn't dating. They're eating at the home.
Chick
They all know me here.
Jim
Do you take credit cards at 4 in the afternoon? I like. Could I get more mashed potatoes? Okay, yes or no, Ally Brain. We had a couple surveys about super bowl food. I know you probably don't care. Potatoes care much about the Super Bowl.
Ally Breen
I don't. Yeah.
Jim
Chick McGee. Are you going to a Super bowl party?
Ally Breen
Do you know usually I end up doing that? Okay, but I. I don't know yet.
Jim
Chick McGee found a a list that said that the number one food at super bowl parties was baked potatoes. I question that. I think it's chicken wings. Very nachos.
J
Very odd.
Chick
You shut up, Ali Breen.
Ally Breen
Potatoes.
Jim
I bring this up.
Ally Breen
Potato skins.
Chick
Baked potatoes.
Jim
I bring this up because when the topic came up, Josh Arnold pointed out that he had had dinner with you once. And I believe he said you could out eat a hungry truck driver.
Tom
You remember you.
Ally Breen
I don't know if I still can, but yeah, I can go. I can go. Bam. On a buffet. I will not eat all day. Yeah, that and like a Brazilian steakhouse.
Chick
Oh, I love those. Did you hear her say I could go ham? Do you know what that means?
Jim
Means no.
Chick
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Jim
What does it mean hard as a mother. Oh, really?
Chick
Yeah.
Jim
I had never heard that. Now, at a Brazilian steakhouse, I assume the steaks are all shaved. They are.
J
They shave right at your table.
Chick
All the cuts of meat have a really big ass.
Jim
Really simple.
I
The pork butt.
Chick
Boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Jim
Well, we have time for one more letter, Ally. Let's see if we can get one we can help with.
Ally Breen
All right. Dear Allie, my girlfriend watches my social media like a hawk. When she sees my following or follower count go up, she demands to see who I followed or I know who followed me. I told her this is crazy behavior and she said, well, her last boyfriend cheated on her and so did the one before, so she's paranoid. But why should I have to pay for his behavior? She just says if I'm not doing anything wrong, what's the big deal?
J
Yeah, no, get away.
K
Actually start following all of her hot.
J
Friends and then break them. Yeah, yeah, that's.
Ally Breen
Or any hot anything. It doesn't even have to be her friends. Anyone is going to be a problem.
K
Those blow up bots that always start sending you messages. Oh gosh, get out.
I
Those girls were fake A little bit. I've been sending them money.
Bob
That's it for another Bob and Tom show Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom Xtra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
Christopher
Jim Rome takes on sports.
Jim
Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes. Y'all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him.
I
Scorching debates.
Jim
All the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.
Christopher
He's the spitfire of sports. Smack.
Jim
Sorry for what I said because was appropriate when I said it, but I.
I
Can'T say it anymore.
Jim
Dude, you are killing the game.
I
The Jim Rome show podcast.
Christopher
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Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – Alli Breen on "Sexy Time"
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Episode: B&T Extra: Alli Breen - Sexy Time
Release Date: March 21, 2025
Hosts: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Guest: Alli Breen
In this episode of B&T Extra, the hosts Bob and Tom welcome comedian Alli Breen to discuss a series of listener-submitted letters focusing on intimacy, relationships, and personal dynamics within romantic partnerships. The segment is both humorous and insightful, offering practical advice while maintaining the show's signature comedic flair.
[04:20]
Bob introduces Alli Breen, highlighting her comedic background and her role in addressing the audience's personal relationship issues. Alli joins the conversation from Florida, sharing her current endeavors and setting a relaxed tone for the discussions ahead.
Listener Issue:
A listener writes in about his girlfriend farting during sex, which initially seemed humorous but has now become a source of frustration, leading him to feel "grossed out" and developing PTSD-like symptoms during intimate moments.
Discussion Highlights:
Notable Quote:
“Allie, my girlfriend farts and burps in front of me. And the other night actually farted during sex. She laughed and thought it was really funny. And then I kind of got annoyed...” – Listener [06:15]
Listener Issue:
Another listener expresses concern over his boyfriend's desire for sex three times a day, coupled with his inability to perform consistently, making their intimate life feel more like work.
Discussion Highlights:
Notable Quote:
“All the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.” – Hosts summarize the complexity of relationship dynamics.
Listener Issue:
A listener is contemplating marriage to a boyfriend who has two children from different mothers. She is uncertain about blending families and her willingness to help raise children that aren't her own.
Discussion Highlights:
Notable Quote:
“You have to end this today... you can't fix this one.” – Jim underscores the listener's dilemma.
Listener Issue:
A listener is frustrated with her boyfriend's habit of forgetting his wallet on dates. While he compensates by paying for other expenses and gifting her, the frequent forgetfulness is becoming annoying.
Discussion Highlights:
Notable Quote:
“If you met somebody and they went, my all my family is dead and I don't have any friends. That's a keeper. Right?” – Chick humorously advising on relationship choices.
Listener Issue:
A listener's girlfriend obsessively monitors his social media interactions, scrutinizing follower counts and new connections due to past relationship betrayals.
Discussion Highlights:
Notable Quote:
“She could just walk out and not pay. She has to end this today.” – Jim emphasizes the importance of setting boundaries.
Throughout the episode, the hosts and Alli engage in lighthearted banter, sharing humorous anecdotes and playful jabs. Notably, Alli mentions her presence on OnlyFans, providing a comedic twist to the conversation about unconventional ways people monetize personal aspects of their lives.
Notable Quote:
“I think some people on OnlyFans sell their farts.” – Alli Breen brings humor to an unconventional topic.
The episode concludes with a summary of the discussed issues, reiterating the importance of communication, understanding, and mutual respect in navigating complex relationship dynamics. The hosts encourage listeners to reach out with their own questions, promising more engaging and humorous discussions in future episodes.
Final Note:
“All right, so if you missed anything on the big show today, Alli Breen with Sexy Time. It's coming up in just a minute.” – Bob invites listeners to stay tuned for more content.
Listener on Flatulence During Sex:
“Allie, my girlfriend farts and burps in front of me. And the other night actually farted during sex...” – [06:15]
Discussion on High Sexual Frequency:
“All the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.” – Hosts [07:25]
Advice on Blending Families:
“You have to end this today... you can't fix this one.” – Jim [13:06]
Financial Habits Tip:
“If you met somebody and they went, my all my family is dead and I don't have any friends. That's a keeper. Right?” – Chick [13:14]
On Social Media Jealousy:
“She could just walk out and not pay. She has to end this today.” – Jim [19:00]
This episode of B&T Extra offers a blend of humor and heartfelt advice, making it both entertaining and useful for listeners navigating the complexities of modern relationships.