B&T Extra: Alli Breen - Sexy Time

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Episode: B&T Extra: Ally Breen - Sexy Time
Release Date: March 14, 2025

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Introduction

B&T Extra, a segment of The BOB & TOM Show, features additional content from the main show, offering listeners extra discussions and insights. In this episode titled "Sexy Time," the hosts—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Bob Kevoian, Ace Cosby, and Jess Hooker—welcome guest comedian Ally Breen. Ally specializes in relationship and sexual advice, providing solutions to listener-submitted dilemmas.

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Segment 1: Introducing Ally Breen and Sexy Time (03:32 - 04:34)

The segment kicks off with an introduction to Ally Breen, highlighted by Bob Kevoian:

"Allie Breen, when she's not doing stand-up comedy, is helping people with their love lives. And you can reach her on various social media platforms." (04:20)

Ally is commended for her professional appearance and expertise, setting the stage for the advice-based discussions to follow.

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Segment 2: Listener Letter - Navigating Sexual Intimacy Challenges (04:34 - 10:33)

First Letter Overview: A listener seeks advice after his husband, who suffered prostate cancer four years ago, experiences erectile dysfunction, leaving the listener contemplating hiring a female escort to rekindle their sex life.

Discussion Highlights:

• Ally Breen's Response (04:56):
  "You need... he could strap us orally, please." (05:29)
  Ally advises against seeking external solutions without addressing underlying relationship issues.

• Chick McGee's Insight (05:27):
  "Because movies are so how many things go well in the movies and don't go well in real." (05:02)
  Emphasizes the importance of realistic expectations in resolving intimacy issues.

• Ace Cosby's Suggestion (06:09):
  "If you're going to do it, you can do some research there." (06:27)
  Recommends researching reputable agencies if considering external help.

• Humorous Interjections:
  The hosts engage in light-hearted banter about methods and societal norms, keeping the conversation both informative and entertaining.

Key Quote:

"Don't we can condone." - Ally Breen (05:44)

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Segment 3: Listener Letter - Long-Term Relationship and Threesome Temptations (08:29 - 14:15)

Second Letter Overview: A listener engaged to be married is torn between her current fiancé and an ex who is now divorcing. She contemplates dating her ex while engaged to test their compatibility.

Discussion Highlights:

• Ally Breen's Candid Advice (11:54):
  "You deserve better. You do not deserve that treatment." (11:54)
  Encourages the listener to recognize her worth and avoid toxic relationships.

• Hosts' Perspectives:

  • Ace Cosby (14:07):
    "Life's too short." (13:07)
    Suggests seizing opportunities to ensure personal happiness.

  • Bob Kevoian (13:10):
    "Don't do it. You found a guy that loves you, wants to marry you." (13:21)
    Advises against jeopardizing a stable relationship for uncertainty.

• Chick McGee's Concern:
  Highlights the potential complications of rekindling past relationships, especially amidst current commitments.

Key Quote:

"You deserve a better man." - Ally Breen (11:54)

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Segment 4: Listener Letter - Balancing Work and Domestic Responsibilities (15:07 - 17:54)

Third Letter Overview: A listener expresses frustration over her husband's long working hours and her role as a homemaker. She feels unappreciated as her husband demands additional domestic help despite her own responsibilities.

Discussion Highlights:

• Ally Breen's Practical Advice (15:40):
  "Division of labor is important. And if he's working that hard and she's not working at all, the least she can do is the laundry." (15:38)
  Stresses the importance of equitable household responsibilities.

• Hosts' Humorous Take:

  • Ace Cosby (16:06):
    "Leave the lazy. Bitch." (16:10)
    Adds comedic relief while reinforcing the message.

  • Bob Kevoian (16:46):
    "Chapter seven of the Book of Josh. Chapter seven. Leave the lazy." (16:17)
    Continues the humor by referencing fictional guidelines.

Key Quote:

"I would get a little bored." - Ally Breen (16:05)

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Segment 5: Listener Letter - Concerns Over Partner’s Lack of Intelligence and Entertainment Choices (17:07 - 20:31)

Fourth Letter Overview: A listener is troubled by her girlfriend's limited interests in reality TV and reluctance to engage with more intellectually stimulating content like news. She fears the relationship may falter once the current excitement fades.

Discussion Highlights:

• Ally Breen's Balanced Perspective:
  Recognizes the importance of shared interests but also acknowledges individual preferences. Suggests finding common ground without forcing one partner to change.

• Hosts' Dialogues:

  • Bob Kevoian (19:02):
    "It's just that happens to be the one thing he likes to do." (19:42)
    Points out that personal interests don't necessarily diminish one's intelligence or value.

  • Ace Cosby (20:07):
    "I would want to be with somebody who's intellectually stimulating." (20:26)
    Shares personal preferences while respecting differing viewpoints.

Key Quote:

"It's not about... Just do something else." - Bob Kevoian (18:43)
"You deserve a better man." - Ally Breen (11:54) [Referencing prior advice]

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Conclusion

Throughout the episode, Ally Breen provides thoughtful and practical advice on navigating complex relationship and sexual challenges. The hosts enhance the discussions with humor and personal insights, making the content both engaging and relatable. Key themes revolve around self-worth, effective communication, equitable responsibilities, and balancing personal interests within relationships.

Notable Quotes:

1. "You deserve better. You do not deserve that treatment." - Ally Breen (11:54)
2. "Division of labor is important." - Ally Breen (15:40)
3. "Don't we can condone." - Ally Breen (05:44)
4. "It's not a big deal. Just go out and have dinner." - Host (13:55)

This comprehensive discussion provides valuable insights for listeners seeking guidance on maintaining healthy and fulfilling relationships.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christoper]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

First there was American Idol, then Nashville Star. Then came so you Think youk Can Dance. And now from Bob and Tom Television, the new musical competition that everyone will be talking about. It's so you think you can play tambourine?

[Chick McGee]

I was wondering.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dawg, that was hot, man. You did the Lemon Pipers proud, dude. It was great.

[Ally Breen]

You look stunning.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't wait for your first tambourine album.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are a tambourine idol, Paula.

[Christoper]

Really? Well, I thought it was pretty average. You know, you can walk into any gypsy camp in the world and hear that. And that was pathetic.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't miss. So you think you can play tambourine? Tuesday nights this summer on Bob and Tom tv. And also Tuesday. It's the new Competitive dancing show Dancing with bears. Look for so you think you can play tambourine and dancing with bears on Tuesday night this summer only on Bob and Dom tv, right after a very special circus of queers.

[Christoper]

Yeah, we know it's a repeat, but things are always better the second time around. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Chick McGee]

Here we are. We're ready for our weekly feature where I'm amazed there hasn't been gunplay yet. It's sexy time. Right, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sexy time. The lovely Ally Breen with her new haircut. Yes, she is looking very, very professional.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you. Yeah. It's so cold here.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's cold everywhere. Yeah, it's snowing in New Orleans. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. It's four here. What do you got there? Do you know what it is there?

[Jess Hooker]

It' I think it's eight here. So we're just above you. Yeah, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And we have to walk everywhere. We have to take the subway, so we're suffering.

[Ace Cosby]

But you look good in your gray hoodie. I believe they call that.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Ace Cosby]

Federman chic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice. Very nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The way this works. Allie Breen, when she's not doing stand up comedy, is helping people with their love lives. And you can reach her on various social media platforms. And it's a L, L, I, B, R, E, E N. And what have we got?

[Jess Hooker]

For starters, dear Allie, my husband had prostate cancer and he can't get aroused. It's been four years since I had sex. I want to go online and hire an escort, but my friend told me most of the male escorts are gay but just also serve as women. Should I take a chance in the movies, this always seems to go well. That's quite the barometer.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because movies are so how many things go well in the movies and don't go well in real.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Superman flying, for instance.

[Ace Cosby]

I feel like this is something you should discuss with your husband.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, I think it's something she's thinking of doing secretly. It doesn't sound like it's something she wants to discuss.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't there other ways without using his penis? I mean, is there any sort of phallic?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Yeah. This is. Yeah, this is a really tough one.

[Ally Breen]

You need. Yeah. He could strap us orally, please.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I think going to the stimulating conversation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Going to the Internet, so many things could go wrong here.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, that's not a good idea, ma'am.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. I think what we're kind of saying is, don't we. I don't know that we can condone.

[Pat Godwin]

Your idea on the guy you might hire. You know, are they average?

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be a movie out there where a wife has done this and looked for a gigolo, if you will, and the gigolo goes bad and blackmails her and all that. Have her watch that movie.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's basing all of her decision making on bodies.

[Ace Cosby]

There is my roommate, an old roommate of mine was part of a site called the Erotic Review and he was a member because he would see prostitutes and they were legit reviews of prostitutes. So if you're going to do it, you can do some research there.

[Ally Breen]

Are you serious?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Because I would read the reviews and they were fascinating.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet. What was it? What was it called?

[Ace Cosby]

The Erotic Review.

[Jess Hooker]

What's a bad review like on there? Do you remember reading a bad one?

[Ace Cosby]

She looked at. I remember one of the big, big complaints was she's a clock watcher.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Are you sure that wasn't a typo? So, I mean, we do live in a culture in which everything you do. I mean, for example, I took an Uber into work today and you immediately get a thing from them. You know, how was it?

[Ally Breen]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had surgery Monday and I immediately got a thing. I'm not kidding. I wasn't even awake yet. And I'd received a thing about how was it?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, wait till they get one from the anesthesiologist. Well, he did his job.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's right. No, but I mean, everything you do now you get.

[Chick McGee]

How about a tip?

[Bob Kevoian]

You get a quick. You know, I know this year at Halloween, after we passed out the candy, I received a number of things going, how did we do? Do. Did you like the Nestle scrunch bars?

[Ace Cosby]

Wouldn't it be more simple? Just get on one of the apps for hookups and.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, you mean. Well.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, she is a woman. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. It's way easier for her.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, but then her face is out there and then people would know that she's looking.

[Pat Godwin]

Got that clingy guy that wants a relationship. Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I think she wants something. Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there some kind of pimp? Is there some kind of pimp service that does this for you?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, there are agencies, yes.

[Ally Breen]

For women, sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a girl in New York.

[Ace Cosby]

I'll talk to you after the show.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a girl in New York. There are two girls who have like a sex positive podcast. And yeah, they went and got male escorts once for like an episode to talk about, but I don't know how it went. I just remember a couple years ago they did that. Yeah. Yeah. So it's something you can do. I don't know how you figure out who to get, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, let's move on and get another letter.

[Ally Breen]

I feel like every guy would want to do this. Like. Oh, all right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a. It's a long way to go for a podcast episode, but all right. Dear Ally, I listen to the Bob and Tom show every week. My girlfriend and I have been together for over 20 years, and we love each other very much. We both want to spice up our sex life and have watched movies together with threesomes. She's been very into it in theory, so I want to try to bring it into real life, but I don't know how to go about doing it without getting me in trouble. Please help.

[Ally Breen]

Well, back to escorts.

[Bob Kevoian]

So wait a second. So they're watching videos of threesomes?

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

She's way into it.

[Jess Hooker]

They're both way into it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, then.

[Ace Cosby]

And he wants to introduce the idea of doing it in real life without getting into trouble. They're both into watching it.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, Right. But it doesn't sound like.

[Jess Hooker]

It doesn't sound hard.

[Ace Cosby]

It may cause trouble.

[Pat Godwin]

But they're both listening right now, and they want the answer. Oh, from us, I think. So they get permission to go do this. Is that what it's seems like? They're, like, wanting you to tell them exactly what to go do?

[Ally Breen]

Or maybe he doesn't want to ask one of her friends, which is what he's probably thinking, maybe because he doesn't want to get in trouble if it's someone they know.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't you start with, hey, honey, would you ever want to do this in real life? Because then you can always. You can always brush that off as I was just a hypothetical.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then you immediately whip out a piece of paper. Well, I got a couple. Here's a select few names. Go ahead, you pick one.

[Ace Cosby]

Another woman in there.

[Chick McGee]

But what if she was another man?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, well, you've got to rotate.

[Pat Godwin]

You got to take turns. Gotta be fair.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think most women want the other men, though. I don't think women's fantasy is a threesome with two men. I think that's the opposite. So he's probably not.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't know about that.

[Ally Breen]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. I can see a woman wanting to be so.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, no, no, they do. But the majority of. Of women who want three ways want Another woman.

[Ally Breen]

Right. I agree.

[Jess Hooker]

I think so, too.

[Ace Cosby]

But there are definitely women out there who want to get spit roasted.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never heard that term, but I'm sure I can figure out what it means. Is that the.

[Ace Cosby]

Let's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's just. Let's just move on.

[Chick McGee]

Don't be crass. Eiffel Tower.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're speaking with comedian Ali Breen. A L L I B R E N. I mentioned that because you can reach her on social media with your questions. Also, you can find her on OnlyFans. A l l I B. That's where you find it. And what do you. What are you doing on your only fans page these days?

[Jess Hooker]

I have been slacking. I have to do more on OnlyFans. I have. It's been so cold, it's hard to get a half naked. So I have to do something this week. I'm gonna step it up. So send ideas and I'll be on there interacting a lot more.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, well, let's get back to our letters. What else have we got?

[Jess Hooker]

Dear Ally, I have been dating a guy who seems bipolar. He loves me one minute, and then the next minute tells me what an idiot I am and how if he left me, I'd have nothing. That's beyond bipolar. I tried breaking up with him three or four times, but he always wooed me back. Finally, he broke up with me. I expected him to try to come back, but he moved on instead. And now all I can think about is how to get back together with him. I'm literally losing friends over it because they hate him so much and don't understand why I'm obsessed, but I just can't get over him. What should I do?

[Ally Breen]

You're obsessed because you can't have him. You always want what you can't have.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he manipulated you.

[Ally Breen]

This is a.

[Ace Cosby]

This is a classic case. Here's what you need to know. You deserve better.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

You do not deserve that treatment. Just keep reminding yourself you deserve a better man.

[Ally Breen]

Josh is absolutely right.

[Ace Cosby]

You think you don't subconsciously or consciously, but you do.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's a pattern. I feel like guys do this. That's not like it's the love bombing thing and then the. Yeah, it's a narcissistic thing to. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that guy's poison.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't want this guy back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Girls like to say, okay, well, let's move on.

[Bob Kevoian]

What else you got?

[Jess Hooker]

Dear Allie, I just got engaged and I put it out on social media. And now my ex from 10 years ago is telling me he's getting a divorce and that he always thought losing me was the biggest mistake of his life.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Jess Hooker]

He's begging me not to get married and to give him another chance. And I really was in love with him. I'm tempted to go on a few dates with him while engaged just to test the waters.

[Chick McGee]

I love you, baby.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't want to take my whole marriage on the chance we still have something, But I don't want to never investigate it either. What's the best way to do this?

[Pat Godwin]

Girl, I hope this is your fiance catfishing you just to test you. I don't do that.

[Ally Breen]

Don't.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I don't. I. I am gonna be. I know I'll be alone on this. I say you go on a couple dates with.

[Ally Breen]

I'm kind of with Josh. Because you'll.

[Ace Cosby]

Life's too short.

[Ally Breen]

Well, yeah. And if there's something there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the thing I always wonder, you know, he's getting divorced.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's getting divorced.

[Chick McGee]

If you don't go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Getting divorced is only going to be half of something.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And getting divorced is a lot worse at best. I. Yeah, no, this is a giant hole you're gonna jump into. Don't do it. You found a guy that loves you, wants to marry you. I hang in there.

[Pat Godwin]

The grass is always greener for like a little back.

[Chick McGee]

It's a large, deep, deep hole.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Just don't go in there head first. Oh, 10 years ago, he loved me.

[Ace Cosby]

I say.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say.

[Ace Cosby]

See? Yeah. I say follow through.

[Ally Breen]

But there's also that theory that you can't go back. It's not going to be the same as it was. It could be better, though.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh is really good. Josh likes it.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you're subconsciously or otherwise applying too much importance to this. Just go. Yeah, I'll go out with it. It's not a big deal. Just go out and have dinner.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

See.

[Ally Breen]

What? He's not a big deal at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's engaged.

[Ace Cosby]

Her fiance would disagree. Surely.

[Pat Godwin]

And he waited till she got engaged to say something.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no. He waited until he got divorced.

[Pat Godwin]

Convenient.

[Jess Hooker]

Which was the same time.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, we just happened to file. He wasn't like. They weren't like six months on the way out to getting divorced. You know, you're always fighting leading up to it. It doesn't just happen overnight. He could have reached out sooner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he's had 10 years. Good point.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, he is being selfish. Cause he's like, oh, now that she's Getting married and I'm getting divorced. She might be the one for me, so let me tank her like. Yeah, Jess is right. It shouldn't. The timing is bad.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, wait a minute. But we're forgetting one key thing.

[Ally Breen]

What is that?

[Ace Cosby]

Measuring contest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me.

[Ace Cosby]

That's your answer.

[Chick McGee]

Get it down to something tangible.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

Size versus size. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, what's behind zipper number two? Okay, let's move forward here. We're speaking with Ali Breen.

[Chick McGee]

It has a hook.

[Bob Kevoian]

A L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. You can reach her on social media with your love troubles. We'll try to fix them. What else you got?

[Jess Hooker]

Dear Allie, I go to work every day from 6am to 6pm and my wife has stayed at home since the pandemic. She did used to work part time, but now she doesn't work at all. And when I get home, of course I'm tired, I leave my clothes on the floor, I don't always do dishes, et cetera. And she gets upset with me over this and insists we need a maid at least once a week because I'm such a slob. I tell her she doesn't do anything all day. The least she could do is laundry and dishes. And now she says I'm treating her like a maid and won't talk to me. What should I do? Come on.

[Ally Breen]

Well, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Division of labor I think is important. And if he's working and she's a 60 hour week, she needs to step up that.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, and if it's just two of them with no kids, it's not that hard. Guys aren't that sloppy.

[Ally Breen]

I mean, what does she do all day?

[Chick McGee]

Watch my stories and eat bonbons when.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get a little bored?

[Ally Breen]

I would get a little bored.

[Ace Cosby]

Leave the lazy. Bitch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chapter seven of the Book of Josh. Chapter seven. Leave the lazy. Yeah. I don't know.

[Ally Breen]

Asking a lot. I mean, if he's working that hard and she's not working at all, the least she can do is the laundry. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Or not complain about it.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

God, that is the dream though, isn't it?

[Ally Breen]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

I could be a kept man easily.

[Ally Breen]

Just stay home, never work.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm kidding.

[Ally Breen]

Do the laundry.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Ally Breen]

Keep your house clean.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just. But you. You'd be happy to fold the laundry.

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. So it would be a little different.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do the shopping.

[Ally Breen]

Husband?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. A trophy husband, please.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, hi, honey. I call yourself a trophy husband is a bit of a leap.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, there are. There are bowling, draw, large game trophies.

[Jess Hooker]

I will pass along Emails. Because after this, I'm going to get emails like, is Josh serious? I. You be my trophy husband. Definitely going to get. You'd keep the house clean?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, he keeps.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm a clean. Yeah, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Very clean.

[Chick McGee]

I'm very clean.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I see. I like cleaning. I. I like doing the.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you can be cathartic.

[Chick McGee]

You're insane, though. So that's the problem.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now let's move on. Once again, Ally Breen is our guest comedian, Ally Breen, and she has one more letter for us.

[Jess Hooker]

Dear Ally, I. Oh, here we go. Dear Allie, my girlfriend is hot and fun, but kind of an idiot. She only watches reality shows, and I swear she probably wouldn't even know who just became our vice president. My friends say, who cares? She's hot and fun, like I said. But when she loses the hotness and maybe the fun, what's gonna be left? I can't watch the Real Housewives for more than five minutes and she won't watch any news or anything with me. I really don't know what to do. It's so fun right now, but I don't want to get more serious. If she can get more smart, that's smart.

[Chick McGee]

More smart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get more smarter. If she's.

[Chick McGee]

Well, who's the smart?

[Bob Kevoian]

If the bar is currently set at more smart, we can fix this very easily. No, I would just say watch separate shows. What's the difference?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, if she's.

[Bob Kevoian]

If she. If she. If she's a happy, nice person and however you define smart, if she likes watching those shows, that's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Learn to appreciate superficial reality. How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but she might be a really nice person.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly. And it could be. Yeah, it could be the kind of break you need from watching the news and stuff.

[Ally Breen]

Right, Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

Now I get it. Again, you don't want to watch the reality TV shows. But like Tom said, I don't know that. It doesn't sound to me like you're forced.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, just do something else. Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Watching tv. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And by. Since you're watching different shows, you're not arguing about it either. You know, you're not arguing about the news or arguing about sister wives and I can't believe they're still with him. Yada, yada. It's just a whole.

[Ace Cosby]

There's got to be common ground.

[Bob Kevoian]

And.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No one ever watches. Watches the news together and all of a sudden turns the light off and goes at it. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The news is the worst thing you can watch together. Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see the newest thing from the Environmental Protection Agency.

[Ace Cosby]

I am hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've got a, you know, viva la difference, as they say in Germany.

[Chick McGee]

I'm smart, you're stupid. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not about. I hope there are.

[Jess Hooker]

She's not listening to this. She's not going to be happy, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me say that I know a. Oh, God. No, no, I. I know someone who is extraordinarily bright.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And yet they watch what I would consider one of the dumbest shows on television, and they love it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, sure.

[Christoper]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Which show?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. It's one of the. One of reality. And, you know, this guy is 10 times smarter than I. Just. That's his. He loves it. And that's okay. It doesn't mean he's, you know, not, you know, a brilliant surgeon. It's just. It just that happens to be the one thing he likes to do.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, in this case, it does sound like she might be not very smart.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. But I mean, that could change. She could end up becoming, you know, going back to school. I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

You know. Exactly. You don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but how important is that?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you know people who aren't excessively bright that are you. They're happy and they're fun and they're cool.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, But I. I would want to be with somebody who's intellectually stimulating.

[Chick McGee]

So what you're saying is, what are.

[Bob Kevoian]

You doing on this show you don't want?

[Christoper]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Expert entrepreneur Ed Mylett is on a mission to max out your life. I exist here weekly so that you can make your dreams come true.

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