B&T Extra: Alli Breen - Sexy Time

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Episode Information

• Title: B&T Extra: Alli Breen - Sexy Time
• Host/Author: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
• Release Date: April 30, 2025
• Description: A blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports, the BOB & TOM Show airs nationwide from 6 to 10 AM EST on-air and online. This episode features an extra segment, "Sexy Time," hosted by comedian Alli Breen, providing advice on love and relationships.

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Introduction to B&T Extra and Guest Appearance

The episode kicks off with Christopher introducing the special segment, "B&T Extra," designed to offer listeners additional content they might have missed during the main show. Alli Breen, a stand-up comedian and host of "Sexy Time," is featured as the guest host for this segment.

Christopher [01:14]:
"Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. ... it's Allie Breen with Sexy Time. It's on the way in just a minute."

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Listener Letters and Relationship Advice

1. Living with Parents After Dating The first letter addresses the discomfort of dating a 50-year-old man who still lives with his parents, despite having a seemingly successful life.

Allie Breen [05:33]:
"Dear Ally, I met a guy at a bar the other day, super hot, about 50 years old... he lived with his parents. Isn't it weird that he didn't prepare me for this? Or am I being crazy?"

Discussion Highlights:

• Chick McGee [06:10]: Suggests it might be a transitional period, perhaps due to a recent divorce.
• Jessica Halsman [06:27]: Validates the listener's feelings of surprise and awkwardness.
• Dave Cooperman [07:04]: Reflects on personal priorities, humorously noting a preference for a nice car over an apartment.

Notable Quote: Jessica Halsman [06:27]:
"You have every right to be surprised by that."

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2. Boyfriend Obsessed with Video Games The next letter discusses a relationship strained by a boyfriend's excessive video game playing, even during dinner.

Allie Breen [08:37]:
"Dear Ally, my boyfriend plays videos in every free second that he has... How do I bring that back without sounding like his mom yelling at him about playing video games all day?"

Advice Given:

• Dave Cooperman [09:02]: Suggests a digital detox weekend getaway.
• Pat Godwin [08:55]: Humorously recommends moving out as a solution.
• Jessica Halsman [09:02]: Emphasizes the importance of communication.

Notable Quote: Pat Godwin [08:55]:
"Move out."

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3. Garlic Breath Issues in a Relationship A listener shares frustration over her boyfriend's love for garlic, which affects their intimacy.

Allie Breen [09:36]:
"My boyfriend loves food with garlic in it... Even when he brushes his teeth, it still stinks."

Discussion Highlights:

• Jessica Halsman [10:03]: Questions why the listener hasn't addressed the issue directly.
• Chick McGee [10:11]: Suggests bluntly expressing discomfort: "Have some gum, mouthwash..."
• Pat Godwin [10:14]: Offers a humorous take: "I give her the old garlic press, buddy. It's a sex move."

Notable Quote: Dave Cooperman [09:02]:
"Unplug them. ... rent a cabin in the woods. And if things don't work out, bring a small shovel."

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4. Suspicion of Girlfriend's Infidelity The fourth letter involves suspicions that the listener's girlfriend may have slept with an old college friend, leading to trust issues.

Allie Breen [11:23]:
"Dear Ally, my girlfriend chatted with an old college friend who I believe may have slept with her. She denies it, but I'm not convinced."

Discussion Highlights:

• Pat Godwin [11:51]: Expresses shock and disbelief.
• Dave Cooperman [12:17]: Points out the potential loss of trust in the relationship.
• Jessica Halsman [12:26]: Labels the listener as "impossible," indicating strong disapproval of the girlfriend's behavior.

Notable Quote: Pat Godwin [11:51]:
"Oh, my God."

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5. Revealing Swimwear During Family Vacation A letter describes discomfort with the listener's girlfriend wearing a tiny string bikini on a family vacation, attracting unwanted attention.

Allie Breen [12:37]:
"Dear Ally, my girlfriend wore the tiniest string bikini during our Bahamas vacation with my whole family. I don't need my family ogling her."

Discussion Highlights:

• Jessica Halsman [13:02]: Advises the listener to communicate directly with the girlfriend or even "Uncle Joe."
• Pat Godwin [13:36]: Humorously suggests avoiding such situations by not wearing revealing attire.

Notable Quote: Chick McGee [13:12]:
"I don't think you have problems with. You don't say something to her. You say something to Uncle Joe."

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6. Girlfriend Strip Tease at a Club The final letter addresses discomfort when the listener's girlfriend removes her top at a strip club, contrasting with his expectations of behavior in such venues.

Allie Breen [14:45]:
"Dear Ally, my girlfriend wanted to come to a strip club with me and my friends. She ended up popping her top off, which upset me."

Discussion Highlights:

• Jessica Halsman [15:04]: Minimizes the issue, suggesting it's not unusual in certain states.
• Chick McGee [15:28]: Points out that patrons don't typically remove their tops.
• Pat Godwin [17:02]: Questions the necessity of such behavior in maintaining the relationship.

Notable Quote: Chick McGee [15:28]:
"Yes, a patron can take their top off."

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7. Threesome Request The closing letter involves a listener contemplating suggesting a threesome with his boyfriend and his boyfriend's best friend, fearing it might end the relationship.

Allie Breen [17:22]:
"Dear Allie, I want to have a threesome with my boyfriend and his best friend. Will he think I just want to have sex with his best friend?"

Discussion Highlights:

• Chick McGee [17:43]: Encourages the listener to express his desires: "If you don't ask for it, you don't get it."
• Pat Godwin [18:05]: Warns about potential relationship fallout: "Be prepared to have your relationship be over."
• Jessica Halsman [18:21]: Supports the idea of seeking relationships that align with one's desires: "There's plenty of guys out there that'll be happy to do. No judgment from me, lady."

Notable Quote: Chick McGee [17:43]:
"If you don't ask for it, you don't get it."

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Conclusion and Final Remarks

The episode wraps up with humorous exchanges among the hosts, referencing pop culture icons like Lala Kent from Bravo TV, and light-hearted banter about workplace etiquette and social media presence.

Christopher [19:23]:
"That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra."

Final Quote: Chick McGee [19:58]:
"See, you've never had a real job. Give them Lala."

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Key Takeaways

• Effective Communication: Many relationship issues discussed stem from a lack of open and honest communication between partners.
• Balancing Personal Desires and Relationships: Addressing personal needs and boundaries is crucial for maintaining healthy relationships.
• Humor as a Coping Mechanism: The hosts use humor to navigate and lighten the gravity of relationship problems, making the advice more relatable and engaging.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Jessica Halsman [06:27]: "You have every right to be surprised by that."
• Pat Godwin [08:55]: "Move out."
• Dave Cooperman [09:02]: "Unplug them. ... rent a cabin in the woods."
• Pat Godwin [15:28]: "Yes, a patron can take their top off."
• Chick McGee [17:43]: "If you don't ask for it, you don't get it."

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This episode of the BOB & TOM Show's "Sexy Time" segment, hosted by Allie Breen, delves into various relationship dilemmas submitted by listeners. Through a mix of humor and candid discussion, the hosts offer advice and perspectives on navigating complex personal dynamics, emphasizing the importance of communication and mutual respect in relationships.

Transcript

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything coming up on today's show, it's Allie Breen with Sexy time. It's on the way in just a minute.

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[Dave Cooperman]

Dave Cooperman is here with us. Hi, Dave.

[Allie Breen]

Hey, Dave.

[Dave Cooperman]

How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm great. I'm great.

[Dave Cooperman]

Dave. A young guy, young comedian, good looking guy, married man. I understand.

[Josh Arnold]

I am. How's that going right now? I guess we're working on having kids and stuff.

[Dave Cooperman]

Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

But we're having some trouble, you know, and she's blaming me because she's not getting pregnant. And I'm like, honey, you realize we actually have to have sex. Okay? Screwing with my head will not make you pregnant.

[Dave Cooperman]

How many times?

[Josh Arnold]

So we're thinking about, you know, we're talking about kids, even that. Even Naming a kid is a challenge if we have one. You know, I want my kid to know he's both Jewish and Chinese. The best I've come up with so far is Cha Ching, maybe lump sum.

[Christy Lee]

We're just waiting for the cast to.

[Christopher]

Actually show up for work.

[Allie Breen]

Here's more Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello, hello, hello. Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin. And the ladies, Christy Lee and Jessica Halsman. We're all here. Help thinking we're going to help people today. Isn't that right, Tom?

[Dave Cooperman]

Today's the day.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Ace Cosby]

Today we're actually honestly going to help.

[Dave Cooperman]

Somebody say a little bit of love magic.

[Jessica Halsman]

All right.

[Dave Cooperman]

As we help people with their love lives. And in the world of we like to call it sexy time, I wonder.

[Jessica Halsman]

Valley went and saw the Kim Kardashian.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, we'll have to ask her.

[Dave Cooperman]

She's in New York. New York. Once again, New York City. New York City, Times Square. There's a gigantic blow up doll of a Kim Kardashian lying down 60ft in a big bathing suit. This is her new line of swimwear.

[Pat Godwin]

And yeah, Skims. S K I M S. Yep.

[Dave Cooperman]

Oh, I get it. Kim skims.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Dave Cooperman]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It's popular and yeah, they make some great products. I have one of her dresses. I really like it. Like it a lot.

[Dave Cooperman]

Okay, very good, very good. Are we getting hooked up with Ali? Here we are. Okay. There she is. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Ali.

[Dave Cooperman]

We're joined by comedian Allie Breen. And Allie, it's great to see you. How are you today?

[Allie Breen]

Good to see you. Good. I just got a new phone and my plugin is different than my mic has, so I'm on earth earbuds today.

[Dave Cooperman]

Okay, now, have you heard about the Times Square giant blow up doll of Kim Kardashian?

[Allie Breen]

Oh, yes. Yep. Is it still there? I haven't been down there.

[Dave Cooperman]

I think it just went up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, did it not just go up? Oh, last week.

[Dave Cooperman]

Okay, well, please get on there and get a picture in front of it.

[Allie Breen]

I'll go today. There was a giant Oscar Meyer wiener down there for a while too. The same size blow up. So they like some phallic or sexual stuff down in Times Square, apparently.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's been a history of Times Square, if you'll recall.

[Allie Breen]

Yep, good point.

[Dave Cooperman]

I wouldn't be surprised if the I.

[Ace Cosby]

Always used to be the finest whorehouse in North America.

[Allie Breen]

Times Square. Do you remember they had that portal that went right to Ireland and they shut it down because people were flashing, but I was like, people, are you Know, masturbating in Times Square all the time, like so far worse stuff going on.

[Ace Cosby]

What did they think would happen if they put something like that?

[Pat Godwin]

Right?

[Dave Cooperman]

Of course, yes. Some guy would want to see my shillelagh and the next thing you know. Well, the show is called Sexy Time and we try to help people with their love lives. What have you got over there? Letter wise?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ally, I met a guy at a bar the other day, super hot, about 50 years old. We went out a few times. He had a great car, great job, went to nice dinners. I went back to his place after the fourth date only to find out he lived with his parents. He lives in a basement apartment with his own entrance, but they literally knocked on the door to have us come up for breakfast. So that's how I met his parents. Isn't it weird that he didn't prepare me for this? And isn't it weird that a 50 year old still lives at home? Or am I being crazy?

[Jessica Halsman]

No, no, I. I am surprised this person didn't say something.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like that's a transition period though. Like maybe he's recently divorced.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe he's taking care of his elderly parents.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Dave Cooperman]

Maybe his.

[Allie Breen]

Maybe it didn't sound like it. If they knocked on the door, his.

[Dave Cooperman]

Elderly mother didn't see the tie wrapped around. Around the basement door. Mom.

[Allie Breen]

Huh?

[Jessica Halsman]

You have every right to be surprised by that.

[Dave Cooperman]

Certainly a little awkward.

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah. But if you like them, you know, don't let it stop you from going on another date.

[Pat Godwin]

Find out more information.

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah, exactly.

[Dave Cooperman]

But also they say this is happening more and more and more in the United States. This is a big thing in Italy.

[Pat Godwin]

Where, yeah, the parent, the sons live until they're 50.

[Dave Cooperman]

In the. I don't know.

[Jessica Halsman]

I have a problem with the woman. Why? So she led with he has a nice car. Oh, that's kind of sad.

[Chick McGee]

She was setting it up to say she assumed he had his own locale.

[Allie Breen]

Right, exactly like that. He had so much nice stuff, she wouldn't imagine he's.

[Dave Cooperman]

Well, you gotta have your priorities. I think many of us have. I certainly for quite a long time had a much nicer car than an apartment.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Dave Cooperman]

Now that I think about it.

[Chick McGee]

How is his mom's cooking? That's what I want to know.

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah, no kidding. Breakfast, an old lady breakfast is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a bed and breakfast. Yeah, it's a bed and breakfast.

[Jessica Halsman]

Best bacon of all.

[Ace Cosby]

What do you got back here? Some of them old lady breakfasts Oh, I love it.

[Dave Cooperman]

I wonder what the mom said. Well, it's nice to meet you. I heard you with your little horse screams last night. I bet it was nice. Did Roger mount you and ride you like a donkey?

[Pat Godwin]

Huh?

[Ace Cosby]

Horse screams.

[Jessica Halsman]

Old ladies talk like more hash browns.

[Christopher]

Slut.

[Dave Cooperman]

Horse dreams.

[Ace Cosby]

Certainly sounded like you got taken care of last night.

[Dave Cooperman]

Yeah, I'm surprised. You can sit down.

[Allie Breen]

Sure. Aubrey, that is the true test. To see if the mom was even surprised that there was a woman there. If she was just like, oh, come on up. Used to this. You know there's always somebody waking up.

[Jessica Halsman]

Oh, you're this week.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Jessica Halsman]

Much prettier than last.

[Allie Breen]

I like you better. Very better than last night.

[Christopher]

Civilized.

[Chick McGee]

I really hope she keeps dating him. I just want updates.

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah, exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

What a fascinating sit situation.

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah, maybe.

[Allie Breen]

I wonder if they do all their meals with the parents.

[Chick McGee]

That would be.

[Dave Cooperman]

I would. Yeah, maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

The Barons have a really nice house. He's going to get the house someday. And he knows if he stays there.

[Allie Breen]

What?

[Chick McGee]

He's helping.

[Pat Godwin]

He's helping his parents out. Yeah, but they've gotta be in their 70s, right?

[Dave Cooperman]

Well, at least.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dave Cooperman]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, unless that's his parents car.

[Dave Cooperman]

All right, let's move on. Ally Breen is our guest. This is sexy time. What else have we got to think about?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend plays videos in every free second that he has. And when we have dinner, we pretty much watch TV throughout all of dinner. Before I moved in with him, we actually had romance and chat. And now it's totally all done. But how do I bring that back without sounding like his mom yelling at him about playing video games all day.

[Pat Godwin]

Move out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Absence makes the heart grow fun.

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah.

[Dave Cooperman]

Unplug them. You know, go to. Go somewhere for the weekend where there's no, you know, video games or electricity. And rent a cabin in the woods. And if things don't work out, bring a small shovel.

[Allie Breen]

Hi, kitty.

[Dave Cooperman]

Some Visqueen?

[Allie Breen]

Did I say hi, buddy?

[Dave Cooperman]

I don't know. Anybody else got any ideas before we get the cats?

[Jessica Halsman]

Tom's not mad at the cats. He's mad at it being brought up.

[Pat Godwin]

It's distracting.

[Dave Cooperman]

Never mind.

[Jessica Halsman]

It's only distracting when you talk.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry. My fault.

[Allie Breen]

My boyfriend loves food and stuff with garlic in it. And even when he brushes his teeth. Oh. Loves hot food and stuff with garlic in it. And even when he brushes his teeth, it still stinks. Yeah. I think he's being rude that he doesn't take me into account at all in this situation. But My friends say he's just being him and I should leave him alone about it. Doesn't he want me to actually not be disgusted with him when we make out?

[Jessica Halsman]

Have you. Does she say that she says something to him?

[Allie Breen]

No, she hasn't. Yet her friends say, oh, you got to say something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, just kiss him and just be like, that's gross. You know?

[Allie Breen]

Or.

[Jessica Halsman]

How about a garlic breath? I'm not kissing you until you do something about that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Don't they say you should eat garlic if your partner's eating garlic?

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah. Kind of negates.

[Dave Cooperman]

Yeah, it does. Yeah, I heard you won't smell it.

[Pat Godwin]

I guess.

[Jessica Halsman]

Interesting.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, interesting. I didn't know that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I've always eat. Right?

[Jessica Halsman]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

But I know what she's talking about. And then sometimes it even comes through your pores a little bit if you eat too much.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Dave Cooperman]

I give her the old garlic press, buddy. It's a sex move.

[Jessica Halsman]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave Cooperman]

It doesn't work. Oh, you need a lot of rope.

[Ace Cosby]

And a sprig of garlic and a ball gag. Clove of garlic.

[Dave Cooperman]

Garlic breath. I'm sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

Got it.

[Dave Cooperman]

Yeah. I don't know. Is there anything that you can do for breath like that? Or is it deep down in your throat?

[Jessica Halsman]

It's in your poor. Yeah, it's deep.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah. But it does sound like he's not even trying. It's. Oh, no. I guess even when he brushes his teeth. Yeah.

[Jessica Halsman]

Doesn't work.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta do some gum.

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah, there's guts. Gum, mouthwash. Three days before it comes out.

[Pat Godwin]

Three days.

[Chick McGee]

Three days.

[Jessica Halsman]

I don't like the garlic.

[Pat Godwin]

I can tell.

[Jessica Halsman]

Okay, well, good luck.

[Pat Godwin]

Move forward.

[Allie Breen]

Garlic.

[Jessica Halsman]

No, No, I can't. Oh, it's like a drug to me.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Jessica Halsman]

Allie. Go ahead, dear.

[Allie Breen]

Allie. I went to a restaurant, and the manager knew my girlfriend very well. They chatted a bunch, and she said they had been old college friends, but it seemed like they had caught up way close. Like, way closer. Since then. I'm pretty sure they actually slept together. And she just won't admit that they did. I won't let it go. She says I'm being crazy about it. They were good friends, and even if she had slept with him, she said, what would it matter? And I said, it wouldn't matter, but it would matter that she was lying to me about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Allie Breen]

Don't you think she's acting shady? And there's something else going on?

[Jessica Halsman]

I. Boy, I stopped listening to you, sir or ma'am.

[Pat Godwin]

This is ridiculous. Let that Go.

[Chick McGee]

You already assumed they slept together, so just get over it. It's not like she was giving him a handy right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Like the past is in the past.

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah. You are not worth our time.

[Allie Breen]

No.

[Dave Cooperman]

Yes. Either way, he's gonna lose. Right? He says if she says, oh, yeah, I slept with him, then she's in trouble. He doesn't believe her.

[Jessica Halsman]

You're impossible.

[Dave Cooperman]

Okay, if you're just joining us. If you're just joining us, this is the Bob and Tom program coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And that's Ali Breen on the screen. And Allie. What else have you got?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend came on vacation with my whole family. I mean, parents, uncles, nieces, nephews. We went to the Bahamas and she wore the tiniest string bikini I've ever seen in my life.

[Pat Godwin]

And everyone loved her.

[Allie Breen]

Yes, exactly. I love it when she dresses like that around me. But I don't need my family ogling my girlfriend. Which they definitely were. Don't you think she'd be wise enough to know when family's involved, to wear like a one piece?

[Jessica Halsman]

No, get over it. Isn't a problem. Well, not in the behind.

[Dave Cooperman]

Uncle Joe wants me to go over to the trampoline with him.

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah, I don't think you have problems with. You don't say something to her. You say something to Uncle Joe. Yeah. Hey, Bahamas.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah. But then they say, well, tell your girlfriend to cover up then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just. I'd be uncomfortable being so naked in front of people like that.

[Jessica Halsman]

But naked. Yeah, she's not.

[Dave Cooperman]

Now, Pat, your thoughts on seeing her? What do you think that makes me? Makes Pat horny?

[Ace Cosby]

Very, very horny.

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah. She may not own a regular swimsuit.

[Pat Godwin]

That might be her thing.

[Chick McGee]

A one piece, though. Come on. She can have a two piece on that's Uncle.

[Dave Cooperman]

Does Uncle Joe wink at you in the morning? Where's she? Probably tired out, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they were all jealous.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah. I don't see a problem.

[Jessica Halsman]

Want it now? If Grandma starts hitting on her, maybe say so. Or if Grandma wears the G string.

[Dave Cooperman]

Oh, hey, gravity not kind to Grandma.

[Jessica Halsman]

I'm a late life.

[Allie Breen]

I say go for it. If Grandma wears a G string. She was fun. Yeah.

[Jessica Halsman]

No, no, no, no, no. No woman over 45 should wear a.

[Pat Godwin]

G. Strut your dirty mouth.

[Ace Cosby]

Attaboy.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah. Martha Stewart was just on the COVID of Sports Illustrated.

[Jessica Halsman]

She looked good. Yeah. Yeah. I guess we didn't buy one.

[Dave Cooperman]

All right.

[Allie Breen]

You know, most people, I think they're going back.

[Dave Cooperman]

If you want to. If you want to reach Ali Breen. She's on social media. A L L I B R E E N she is a stand up comedian and also the host of Sexy Time. What else have you got?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend wanted to come to a strip club with me and my friends one night. So we all went out drinking, went to the club, and then about an hour in, she ends up popping her top off. I don't know if she was trying to prove she was fun and cool, but I didn't like it at all and it made me really upset.

[Jessica Halsman]

I didn't like it.

[Allie Breen]

I don't know if she thinks I wanted her to do that, but she's acting like that's normal behavior there. And she keeps telling me I'm a hypocrite because I like being around all those other strippers. But I got mad when she took her top off. Can you please tell her that no one behaves like that at a strip club? She's making me sound like I'm victim blaming. And this is a real mind f. I don't know what the.

[Jessica Halsman]

I also think this is an overreaction.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a Lego to do that in a strip club.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, women take your top off.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, a patron can take their top off.

[Jessica Halsman]

The. I bet the stripper helped remove this. I've seen it. I've seen it plenty of times in this state. You have to have pasties on. You do? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I was just. I'm used to going to East St. Louis. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like, patrons have to wear pasties or. All dancers here.

[Dave Cooperman]

All the dancers, not the patrons. Mr. Arnold Stephard. We have to apply your pasties.

[Jessica Halsman]

What's that?

[Allie Breen]

Strip club where you have to wear pasties.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Halsman]

Seems they're a Clear.

[Dave Cooperman]

Wow.

[Allie Breen]

Just a Utah. Okay. Clear. Because I was gonna say, I know you. There's ones where you keep your underwear on.

[Jessica Halsman]

Right.

[Allie Breen]

But I thought boobs were just. I mean.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Dave Cooperman]

I mean, this guy. What do you expect?

[Jessica Halsman]

I know you're going to a strip club.

[Dave Cooperman]

It's not like, good for her.

[Jessica Halsman]

She's showing. You're not.

[Dave Cooperman]

You're not having tea with Prince Charles. It's going to be pretty rough.

[Jessica Halsman]

Yeah. You're new this. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She was trying to be cool.

[Dave Cooperman]

And now. Now do his friends go, hey, nice wreck on Zelda. I can see why. I can see. I can see why you're still with her. It's certainly not her personality.

[Allie Breen]

I wonder though, if friends are like, what a cool, fun girl. Or friends are like, oh, poor thing. He's with a crazy one.

[Pat Godwin]

I think she sounds kind of fun.

[Dave Cooperman]

Like they're all probably half sounds to.

[Jessica Halsman]

Me like it was when in Rome, right? Exactly.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And she'd never been before.

[Dave Cooperman]

She didn't know, in this case, one in Sodom. Okay, how come Gamora gets. Gets off light in that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Allie Breen]

I don't think they do.

[Ace Cosby]

They're always. Sometimes they're forgotten.

[Dave Cooperman]

But, I mean, you saw him. He's got a whole category in the law.

[Ace Cosby]

I know, but have you been Gamorum? Maybe Gamora was. Maybe Gamora was better. Maybe they like being forgotten.

[Dave Cooperman]

Okay. I'm just saying we have time for one more letter from Ali Breen. What have you got, Allie?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, I want to have a threesome with my boyfriend and his best friend. If I tell him this, will he get mad and think I just want to have sex with his best friend? Because it's honestly not about that. I just think it would be really fun with the three of us.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Jessica Halsman]

Oh, my gosh.

[Allie Breen]

Daesh. I think that, you know what?

[Chick McGee]

If you don't ask for it, you don't get it. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Life seems pretty easy to me so far. How about if I just start having.

[Pat Godwin]

Three ways with my house, my boyfriend's best friend?

[Jessica Halsman]

Alsman has a point, though. The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

[Chick McGee]

It sure does.

[Jessica Halsman]

You gotta say something if you really want it.

[Pat Godwin]

But how did I feel about that?

[Chick McGee]

He'd be okay if you suggested your best friend first and see how he reacts and then go, no, how about your. Your best friend?

[Allie Breen]

Let's bring it to you. Yeah, that's the way to bring it up. Jess is right. Because if he's like, if you'd be okay with it, then yeah, Tom and.

[Ace Cosby]

I are the same on this. We can't play zone. Gotta be one on one.

[Jessica Halsman]

It's one on one with me too. Yeah, but this is her. She's. She's wanting to play zone and. And she.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, then you go ask you a sick, twisted perv.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I doubt the relationship will last, but you might have fun for one night.

[Jessica Halsman]

Oh, yeah, your whole life's gonna fall apart, but do it.

[Pat Godwin]

And his friendship with his best friend.

[Ace Cosby]

Get addicted to something horrible.

[Jessica Halsman]

How about that?

[Dave Cooperman]

Maybe we can combine this letter and the first letter where she went home and then the guy, the 50 year old guy in the basement and the mom knocks on the door and they go upstairs for breakfast. Now it's, oh, I see Dave's with you too. Dave, I know you like Sausages. I've got some for you. We'll make breakfast and I didn't know you had. I needed to make an extra breakfast. I'll make some flapjacks.

[Ace Cosby]

Flapjacks?

[Allie Breen]

Yes.

[Jessica Halsman]

An old lady might say that.

[Dave Cooperman]

She's gonna think, hey, he just wants to have sex with my best friend. That's.

[Jessica Halsman]

You don't know what he's gonna think until you bring it up.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Be prepared to have your relationship be over.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Dave Cooperman]

As soon as you bring it up. As soon as you bring it up, it's.

[Jessica Halsman]

Well, then find somebody who's willing to.

[Dave Cooperman]

That' you want to horror around.

[Jessica Halsman]

There's plenty of guys out there that'll be happy to do. No judgment from me, lady.

[Pat Godwin]

No judgment.

[Dave Cooperman]

Okay. Thank you very much.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

[Allie Breen]

Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back.

[Chick McGee]

There's been so many times where I'm like, I apologize that I said that, but that wasn't meant for you to hear.

[Dave Cooperman]

Feel you there.

[Chick McGee]

How fun would it be to bring in some Bravo liberties and. And make our own bracket iconic? All right, I'll take Dorinda. You take Sonia.

[Allie Breen]

Sonia is who I wish I could be. You and me both.

[Chick McGee]

I cannot be someone in the program. What's PTO pay time off.

[Allie Breen]

See, you've never had a real job. Give them Lala.

[Chick McGee]

It is nothing but honesty.

[Christy Lee]

You guys know.

[Allie Breen]

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