B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Summary

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Episode Details

• Title: B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time
• Release Date: December 3, 2024
• Host/Author: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
• Description: A blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports, the BOB & TOM Show is a nationwide favorite broadcasted daily from 6 to 10 AM EST. This episode features a special segment, B&T Extra, where hosts delve deeper into topics discussed during the main show.

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Introduction to B&T Extra and Alli Breen (00:26 - 04:13)

The episode kicks off with host Christopher introducing the special segment, B&T Extra, which offers additional content for listeners who might have missed the main show. Shortly after, Allie Breen, a comedian known for her presence on OnlyFans under the username AllIB, joins the discussion. The hosts engage in light-hearted banter about recent travels, setting a relaxed tone for the episode.

Notable Quote:

• Christopher (04:13): “Oh, there she is. It's the lovely Allie Breen, comedian.”

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Listener Letters Segment (04:13 - 19:40)

The heart of the episode revolves around Allie Breen responding to listener-submitted letters seeking relationship advice. The hosts and Allie provide comedic yet insightful feedback, blending humor with genuine support.

Letter 1: Rekindling a Past Relationship (05:45 - 07:56)

Scenario: Morty Gleckman writes about wanting to reconnect with an ex-girlfriend who recently got engaged, despite being in a new relationship.

Discussion Highlights:

• Allie Breen (06:15): “Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.”
• Tom (06:28): “You gotta leave her alone, man.”
• The group humorously critiques Morty’s desire to rekindle the relationship, emphasizing the importance of moving on and respecting current commitments.

Notable Quotes:

• Allie Breen (07:08): “Do you think that the guy rich in 84 or whatever is...”
• Christopher (07:28): “You gotta leave her alone, man.”

Letter 2: Wife Receiving Expensive Gifts Online (07:56 - 13:36)

Scenario: Morty seeks advice after discovering his wife receives expensive gifts from a man she met on Instagram. He’s unsure whether her actions constitute emotional cheating.

Discussion Highlights:

• Tom (08:22): “I'm all for her getting stuff.”
• Allie Breen (09:24): “Yeah, she probably should show the text, though.”
• The conversation navigates the complexities of online interactions and gift-giving, balancing skepticism with understanding.

Notable Quotes:

• Allie Breen (08:19): “Oh, my gosh.”
• Tom (09:14): “Yeah, that's what I used to.”

Letter 3: Husband's Inappropriate Messages (15:01 - 19:40)

Scenario: A listener shares that his husband was sending sext messages to a coworker, leading to marital strife after discovering the messages.

Discussion Highlights:

• Allie Breen (16:07): “He's gonna be more fixated on her than on the actual job.”
• Tom (17:16): “You did the right thing.”
• The hosts and Allie discuss the emotional turmoil and steps to healing after such betrayals, using humor to underscore the seriousness of the situation.

Notable Quotes:

• Allie Breen (16:07): “He's gonna be more fixated on her than on the actual job.”
• Christopher (18:42): “That's so sad.”

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Final Listener Letter and Closing Remarks (19:40 - 21:25)

The episode concludes with a final listener letter from a newlywed concerned about her husband’s infidelity. The hosts and Allie offer advice tinged with humor, emphasizing the importance of addressing such issues directly.

Notable Highlights:

• Allie Breen (19:38): “That's so sad.”
• Tom (20:05): “You do want to get two? They won't get bored.”

The hosts wrap up the segment with light-hearted comments about pet adoption, maintaining the show’s signature blend of comedy and conversational advice.

Notable Quotes:

• Allie Breen (21:04): “Find out more by searching the Stacking Benjamin's podcast wherever you listen.”
• Christopher (19:40): “It could be worse than the kid could be named Junior.”

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Conclusion

Throughout the episode, Allie Breen provides comedic yet thoughtful insights into complex relationship issues, supported by the dynamic interactions with hosts Tom and Christopher, and assistant Morty Gleckman. The blend of humor and genuine advice offers listeners both entertainment and valuable perspectives on navigating personal relationships.

Key Takeaways:

• Humor as a Coping Mechanism: The episode demonstrates how humor can be effectively used to address and alleviate the tension surrounding sensitive personal issues.
• Importance of Boundaries: Recurrent themes emphasize the necessity of setting and respecting boundaries in relationships to maintain trust and respect.
• Navigating Online Interactions: The discussions shed light on the challenges posed by online interactions and how they impact real-life relationships.

Notable Episode Moments:

• Humorous Advice: From suggesting unconventional solutions like a "three-way" to playful remarks about cat adoption, the episode keeps the tone light while tackling serious topics.
• Engaging Banter: The chemistry between the hosts and Allie Breen ensures an engaging and entertaining listening experience.

This episode of B&T Extra with Allie Breen encapsulates the BOB & TOM Show’s unique ability to blend humor with meaningful conversations, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both laughs and relatable content.

Transcript

[Christopher]

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[Tom]

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Ali Breen with sexy time. It's coming up in just a minute. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. You chose to hit play on this podcast today.

[Ali Breen]

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[Tom]

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[Christopher]

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[Morty Gleckman]

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[Ali Breen]

We stick you in your rain.

[Morty Gleckman]

We will stick you. Casket Carnival.

[Christopher]

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[Ali Breen]

We had to shop around for caskets.

[Morty Gleckman]

And most of them cost thousands of dollars. Then I came to the Casket Carnival.

[Ali Breen]

And they sold me one for 99 bucks. Hey, the lid was missing, but I.

[Morty Gleckman]

Doubt that Grandma noticed.

[Christopher]

And the Casket Carnival is fun for the whole family. Hey, kid, come here. How are you doing?

[Ali Breen]

Not so good, Morty.

[Morty Gleckman]

My Uncle Clarence just passed away.

[Christopher]

Yeah, that's too bad. Hey, you want to spin the Casket Carnival Big week.

[Morty Gleckman]

Sure.

[Christopher]

Okay, kid, let her rip. Yikes. Congratulations, kid. You won a Coupon good for 10% off one of our coffins. And unlike Uncle Clarence, that coupon won't expire.

[Morty Gleckman]

Thanks, Morty. You're the best.

[Ali Breen]

I love the Casket Carnival.

[Morty Gleckman]

Whee.

[Christopher]

At the Casket Carnival, don't forget to say hello to our lovable mascot, Embalmo the Clown. Hey, Adara, thanks for coming to the Casket Carnival. You're really gonna dig our prices there. Don't forget to ask about our layaway plan, eh, Mommy.

[Ali Breen]

Mommy, that clown is scaring me.

[Morty Gleckman]

Ignore him, Wilbur.

[Ali Breen]

Everyone else is.

[Christopher]

You know, sometimes I wish I were dad. It's fantastic carnival. You won't lose your shirt It's a.

[Morty Gleckman]

Fantastic carnival when we shovel on the dirt, we'll make sure you're really safe.

[Christopher]

Before we stick you in your brain. We?

[Ali Breen]

You asked for it, you got it.

[Christopher]

More Bob and Tom. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. Is it time to help the love Lord? Is it time to. Either they decide to communicate or they head to Fifth City. What's going to happen?

[Ali Breen]

It is. It is.

[Christopher]

Exactly right. And we're gonna do that with. Oh, there she is. It's the lovely Allie Breen, comedian. And Allie's got on some kind of logo shirt. What?

[Ali Breen]

A zip. She got on a zip up.

[Morty Gleckman]

It is a hoodie. Yep. In California.

[Tom]

Oh, California.

[Christopher]

Well, I've been to California. Weren't you in Portugal or something last week?

[Morty Gleckman]

I was in Spain. Yeah, I had a wedding. I just got back Monday.

[Christopher]

I've been in Spain.

[Morty Gleckman]

Oh, yes, fancy. It was very fun, but I think I got food poisoning for a day or two. So that was food poisoning.

[Christopher]

Wow.

[Ali Breen]

Look at me. You guys just hung up.

[Tom]

Are you okay?

[Morty Gleckman]

I'm good. I'm good now. But, yeah, it was rough for a day or two.

[Christopher]

How was the wedding?

[Morty Gleckman]

All recovered. Really nice. Really small. Pretty. Very fun.

[Christopher]

Was it in Spanish?

[Morty Gleckman]

No, it was not in Spanish. It was English. Where, you know, people who speak Spanish tend to also speak English. Over there, I guess the opposite doesn't apply.

[Christopher]

Right. Okay, so that was fun. Now, Allie Braid is a comedian. She's also featured on Only Fans. And you can find her there with this code name, All I B Alib Alib. Or you can find her to send us your love problems by going to a L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform. Ali. What have we got today?

[Morty Gleckman]

To start off, dear Allie, three years ago, my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was jealous and controlling. She was right. But I've now changed, and I'm a completely different person. When we were together, we promised each other we'd be together forever. So I was waiting for her to be single before trying to get back together. And I just saw that on Facebook. She and her boyfriend got engaged. How crazy will I look trying to get her back? I need to do this.

[Ali Breen]

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Yeah, let it go. Sounds like she's had it on.

[Morty Gleckman]

I love how people Take that seriously. We're gonna be together forever. Doesn't everyone say that when they're in love?

[Ali Breen]

Right? Pretty much, yeah.

[Christopher]

There are crazy things you say when you're in love. Yeah. This reminds me of Greg Hahn's great piece about what he sees the woman. She's got four kids and how does he work.

[Ali Breen]

I am not coming back.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Morty Gleckman]

He's trying to make me jealous.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Trying to make me jealous.

[Christopher]

Yeah. Yeah. Greg does it much better than I can. Yeah. This. No, this is done. It's over. No, it really.

[Tom]

Yeah, it's. It's over.

[Christopher]

She's moved on.

[Morty Gleckman]

And also, how often does a jealous and controlling person change? I mean, maybe I'm being cynical, but. But the fact he's saying it himself, you would need like a second opinion on that, I think, to believe it.

[Christopher]

But also by wanting her back now, it's proving that he is controlling.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. And jealous.

[Christopher]

It's a self fulfilling property, Right?

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Tom]

Right. We would believe it more if he was like, you know what? I've changed and I look forward to being a new man with a woman at some point.

[Ali Breen]

Right, Right.

[Morty Gleckman]

That's.

[Ali Breen]

You can wipe the sleeve clean. Yeah, you're right. So she's not gonna get over it. She's like, no, leave.

[Tom]

You gotta leave her alone, man. So you're. The answer is. You would look very, very crazy.

[Ali Breen]

Yes. Don't do that.

[Tom]

Trying to get her back.

[Christopher]

You can do.

[Morty Gleckman]

You gotta wait till the divorce.

[Ali Breen]

There you go.

[Tom]

You just gave this guy a shred of hope.

[Christopher]

Oh, yeah.

[Morty Gleckman]

There's a chance for a reason. I know.

[Christopher]

Plant evidence on him so he goes to prison. Do a Dustin Hoffman at the end of. What is it you have the Graduate where he's. Elaine. Beating on the glass. Okay, let's get to our next letter. Allie.

[Morty Gleckman]

Dear Ali, I recently found out that a guy my wife met on Instagram has been buying her expensive things. I confronted her about it and she said it's no big deal. They never met. They just have an Internet thing going on. That's right. Asked her to show me the messages and she refuses. I think there's more than that going on that she's telling me. She said I should just be glad she's not asking me for the expensive stuff.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, my gosh.

[Morty Gleckman]

She's smart.

[Tom]

I'm. Yeah, I'm gonna be in the minority, I feel here. I'm. I'm all for her getting stuff.

[Ali Breen]

Are you crazy?

[Tom]

Yeah, I don't think she's doing anything. She's just getting free gifts.

[Ali Breen]

So it's not an emotional. She's not emotionally cheating.

[Tom]

No way.

[Christopher]

She's.

[Tom]

Just.

[Ali Breen]

Show them the email. Yeah.

[Tom]

He needs to be confident in their. In their relations. Relationship.

[Ali Breen]

No.

[Morty Gleckman]

What if she's sending, like, nude pictures? Do you mind that, Josh?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. Or promising that. Yeah, I'm gonna leave my husband someday and I'll be yours.

[Christopher]

I'd have to see him.

[Ali Breen]

Okay. What would make a guy send somebody expensive gifts?

[Tom]

There are guys out there that just want to shower women with gifts. I know. I've known a lot of girls that.

[Christopher]

Oh, that's. Didn't you have a friend that did that for a living?

[Tom]

Yes, and I've. I've also known women who didn't do it for a living. They just. These guys wanna. They just want somebody to spoil.

[Ali Breen]

Maybe those guys can spoil her husband as well.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's what I used to.

[Morty Gleckman]

Oh, that would help.

[Tom]

I would go, hey, by the way, get me this.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that was.

[Morty Gleckman]

Yeah, he's like, throwing up PlayStation and we're good, right?

[Christopher]

She.

[Ali Breen]

She probably should show the text, though.

[Tom]

Yeah, see, that is a little. I don't think she's necessarily up to something. I think she wants this guy just to be confident in their relationship. But she could. She could show him. But what's that gonna do? So she's gonna show you. Let's say she is doing something. She's gonna show you. The harmless one.

[Morty Gleckman]

You can't. You can't curate them. If someone's looking through your text, you can.

[Tom]

You can actually go on your text.

[Ali Breen]

And delete certain ones.

[Tom]

Certain texts, you guys.

[Ali Breen]

Three times. That's weird. I didn't edit those. What are you talking about?

[Christopher]

I'd say to this guy, get out now.

[Tom]

I think, relax. I would say, relax.

[Morty Gleckman]

He does End. Wait, he says, so she should be glad. She says she should be glad, or she says, I should be glad? He's not asking me for the expensive stuff.

[Christopher]

Yeah, no. Get out. Right there.

[Morty Gleckman]

So what should I do here? Is she cheating? Should I be okay with it if it's just an online thing? It's true. I don't want to buy her that stuff. And I still get all of her time, so maybe it is okay.

[Tom]

I think it is okay. But you know, man, others don't.

[Christopher]

You know? What kind of stuff is she getting?

[Ali Breen]

I'd like to know.

[Tom]

Probably bags and jewelry and a lube. Lube to use on the husband, though. That's fine.

[Christopher]

Don't forget that.

[Morty Gleckman]

Maybe she should sell a gift and exchange it for something for him.

[Tom]

84.

[Ali Breen]

Do you think that the guy rich in 84 or whatever is. Does he know she's married?

[Tom]

I bet. I don't know, but.

[Ali Breen]

And is she leading him on? Like, I don't know, there's something suspicious?

[Morty Gleckman]

There's probably. It's funny. Does he never want to meet her?

[Christopher]

Is this an Internet thing?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, just an Instagram, as she said.

[Tom]

I like it.

[Christopher]

Isn't this. No, this is. This is prevalent that you buy me. You.

[Ali Breen]

They put up.

[Christopher]

Set up accounts on Amazon and you go and you.

[Tom]

Yeah, the wish list.

[Christopher]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Tom]

Do you have a wish list?

[Morty Gleckman]

But there usually is some exchange where it's like they want pictures or something. It's not just like, oh, you're so nice, I'm gonna send you thousands of dollars of gifts.

[Christopher]

You know, this gets to my point of last week. The Internet has ruined the world. I'll just get to where I think chick was about to ask you something interesting. Were you about to say, Allie, do you have some kind of a wish list? Quim pro quo, Josh. Oh, Josh, I'm sorry. On your, on your. On your only fans.

[Morty Gleckman]

Sorry, I never set one up because the things that people want to send is all super sexual. Like, they want to send lingerie or like certain kinds of, like, I don't know, toys or something like that. And I was like, my list would honestly be like, I don't know, like, you know, apple stuff. Like stuff that I want to use, you know, so that's the whole point.

[Tom]

They want to.

[Morty Gleckman]

Is that really?

[Tom]

Yeah, they want to send you things you. You want. That's why it's your wish list. It's. You only put items on there that.

[Ali Breen]

Are things you want.

[Tom]

Things you want. And then when they send it to you, they don't see your address or anything. They just. They just buy.

[Morty Gleckman]

Oh, I should put that together because I've had people say, why don't you put, like these costumes on your wish list and I'll send it to you? And I was like, I don't.

[Tom]

If they're costumes.

[Morty Gleckman]

You dress up as Wonder Woman.

[Tom]

Fine. But no.

[Morty Gleckman]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Oh, so they want you.

[Tom]

A lamp.

[Christopher]

Hang on a second. They want you to dress up in a Wonder Woman costume and they'll send it to you.

[Morty Gleckman]

Yeah, and send them like a picture. Yeah, they'll send whatever thing they want me to wear or something on there.

[Tom]

Yeah, I mean, that's where the real money is. Buy me the costume. I'll. I'll make you a video and some on a photo set. And then I'LL sell you the costume that I wore. That's 500 bucks, easy.

[Morty Gleckman]

Yep.

[Christopher]

See, that is where I think that Josh is. Is going to become some kind of cyber pimp.

[Morty Gleckman]

He should Josh know this in and out sales.

[Christopher]

You. This is I can you just get so excited like you. You're like about to show. You're leaving money on the table.

[Tom]

There's just so much money out there that these.

[Morty Gleckman]

I think you' it is true and stuff that you wouldn't even think of. Yeah. That people would want to buy.

[Christopher]

So if you're interested in knowing this, send Ali Breen your request and. And maybe. Yeah.

[Morty Gleckman]

See what I'll.

[Tom]

And the great thing about it is you only do what you're comfortable with. That's the great thing about it.

[Morty Gleckman]

Yeah. That is actually the really nice thing. There's only ever been one or two people that were weird on there. Everyone's really actually like fun and cool and nice and wants to make sure everyone's comfortable. Like it's an interesting place.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, that's nice.

[Christopher]

Hey, Allie, are you familiar with the street term tuning in Tokyo in the concept of interpersonal relationship?

[Ali Breen]

Please say yes.

[Christopher]

So we. It involves sort of a. How do I word this? Lover's lane. Romance.

[Tom]

No.

[Morty Gleckman]

Okay.

[Christopher]

The young man is tuning in Tokyo under the sweater.

[Tom]

It's not a sweet romantic thing. It's meant to be an obnoxious.

[Christopher]

It's borderline sexual assault.

[Morty Gleckman]

Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about. You're giving someone like basically Indian sunburn on there trying to figure out how to a T twister like tuning knob.

[Christopher]

Have you ever experienced that?

[Morty Gleckman]

I mean, not intentionally, I don't think, but I have no idea what they're.

[Christopher]

No fellow ever said you I'm tuning in Tokyo.

[Morty Gleckman]

No, I've never had that happen.

[Christopher]

Sorry. Just.

[Morty Gleckman]

I will say there's plenty of you guys who don't know what they're doing when they're young that just grab stuff and try to do stuff like tune in Tokyo probably to see what we'll.

[Christopher]

Do is there's certainly a certain juvenility. Is that a word?

[Tom]

Inexperience.

[Christopher]

June Element, if you will. Let's get to our next letter. We're speaking with comedian Allie Breen. A L L I B R E E N. Find her on social media. Find her on OnlyFans@A L L I B. Okay, Allie, what do you got?

[Morty Gleckman]

Dear Allie, one of my best friends owns a business and is hiring two people. He wants to hire me and I told him I'd leave my current job and accept his offer. If he also hires my ex girlfriend from high school, I know she'd accept the position. Me and my ex are both happily married, but I still think about her all the time. Even if nothing happened. Just seeing her would be the best part of my day. The three of us would make a great team, and I'd love to actually be fully back with her, but just seeing her every day would be good enough. And happily married. But need your opinion. P.S. please tell Josh I don't need to hear his reasonable advice.

[Tom]

I appreciate you leaving me out of it.

[Ali Breen]

You are setting yourself up for a completely major problem.

[Christopher]

Good. First of all, working with your best friend right away. Problematic. Well, yeah, forget everything else about this.

[Tom]

There are 12 things that are really problematic here.

[Ali Breen]

Yes, exactly.

[Christopher]

Well, let's count them down.

[Ali Breen]

First of all, they're both married to other people. Secondly, he's still attracted to her. Do we know if she's still attracted to him? He said he would really like to get back with her. So if he's seeing her every day.

[Christopher]

And if it works out that way, how's he gonna get any work done.

[Ali Breen]

If he's, you know, banging his girlfriend?

[Christopher]

Thank you for picking the words right out of my mouth.

[Morty Gleckman]

Yeah, no, no, we're trying to. Yeah, right.

[Ali Breen]

He's gonna be more fixated on her than on the actual job.

[Christopher]

So instead of giving sound advice, what do you want to say about this chick? What should we do instead of giving him sound advice? You want something outlandish? Sure.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Cover your body with oil and then walk. Maybe do a three away with your best friend. The devil's trying. No. Run to the hills.

[Tom]

If this guy. So the guy who was.

[Christopher]

Absolutely not.

[Tom]

The guy who said, hey, I got two positions. And the other dude said, well, hire me and my ex. If the guy with the two positions says yes, he's the worst business person.

[Christopher]

Exactly.

[Tom]

On the planet.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Morty Gleckman]

He's asking for it. Yes.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

You are setting yourself up for a really bad situation because the first time they fight, and they will. Or there's some kind of drama with the actual spouses. Oh, what do you mean you didn't.

[Christopher]

You didn't send out the Johnson order, for God's sake.

[Tom]

Oh, my God.

[Christopher]

We're at a tipping point right now. We're gonna go under. How the hell did you get high?

[Morty Gleckman]

Also, I love how this guy says he's happily married, but would also love to fully be back with his ex.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. So, like, how can he be happily married?

[Morty Gleckman]

Yeah. Defining Happily. Exactly.

[Ali Breen]

Well, he can just ask for a three way. Maybe his wife's into that. And then he can have the best of both worlds.

[Tom]

You know what? That might be the advice this guy's looking for.

[Ali Breen]

If nothing could go wrong, this is what you should do.

[Christopher]

Three way.

[Tom]

We know he's anti reason.

[Christopher]

Do the three way thing. Get back to us in a few months.

[Tom]

What if you just went like. It worked.

[Morty Gleckman]

Thank you.

[Christopher]

I'd love that.

[Ali Breen]

I found out my wife had a crush on my ex girlfriend too.

[Christopher]

Yeah, I loved it when Click and Clack would get the return letter. Yes, we did what you said about putting the watermelon in the carburetor Mike. By God, it worked. Okay, we had time for one more quick one. Allie.

[Morty Gleckman]

Dear Allie, my husband and I got married five years ago and just had our first child.

[Christopher]

Oh.

[Morty Gleckman]

We fell asleep on the couch the other night and his phone kept buzzing. I picked it up to see what was happening because it was late and I saw a sex exchange with one of his coworkers where in one of the messages he wrote and he said, I so wish you were the mom.

[Ali Breen]

Oh.

[Morty Gleckman]

I lost my mind and kicked him out. But now I'm just worried he's going to leave. Go be with her. I don't know what to do.

[Ali Breen]

Let him leave. You take half.

[Christopher]

That's what you wanted.

[Morty Gleckman]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

He can pay for stuff while he's.

[Morty Gleckman]

Living with someone else.

[Ali Breen]

That's fine.

[Morty Gleckman]

Oh, that is exactly.

[Ali Breen]

That's so sad.

[Morty Gleckman]

That's the worst thing you can possibly see. I know.

[Christopher]

It could be worse than the kid could be named Junior.

[Tom]

That is. That's. That is.

[Ali Breen]

That's rough. Well, I feel sorry it is so.

[Christopher]

It's so awful. God, couldn't be worse.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Morty Gleckman]

Oh, man.

[Christopher]

Well, I'd like to thank you for not killing him.

[Tom]

Yep. You did the right thing.

[Christopher]

Yeah, because, I mean, you could have walked to the kitchen and accidentally dropped a large isosceles knife in his throat. Oh, I was making him. I was cutting up a pizza and I slipped and slashed his. Oh, boy. Well, thanks.

[Morty Gleckman]

Even if this guy comes back and says, I obviously was just sexting, I didn't mean that. That's still the worst thing. Sexy.

[Ali Breen]

Real sexy.

[Christopher]

He's a dirt bear. He's a dirt bear.

[Ali Breen]

She will never forget that. Make that your Christmas card this year. Like, print that text.

[Christopher]

Hilarious.

[Ali Breen]

My God.

[Christopher]

Print the text. Send it to. Send it to his dad. Okay. And then where's your next trip? So we're prepared for it when you tell us you're going to some exotic locale.

[Morty Gleckman]

Nowhere exotic, but I think I'm going to Atlanta. My sister's fostering cats and I'm going to adopt.

[Christopher]

Oh, atlant.

[Morty Gleckman]

Going to turn into a crazy cat lady fostering curse.

[Christopher]

What you need is a cat. You're going to get a cat.

[Morty Gleckman]

2.

[Christopher]

Does your boyfriend know about this?

[Morty Gleckman]

Yeah, he said we just cat sat my brother's cats and it was really fun. So decided to go all in.

[Tom]

And you do want to get two? They won't get bored.

[Christopher]

Well, when you tell your boyfriend when.

[Morty Gleckman]

I go away, you're going to get.

[Christopher]

Cats, he'll go, oh, okay. Let's break up. So that'll be interesting. You let us know how that goes.

[Tom]

Oh, I love that. That's great.

[Morty Gleckman]

A lot of things happening.

[Christopher]

Wait a minute. Hang on one second. Do the cats have names?

[Morty Gleckman]

They're named because I guess they were found on a street called Riverdale, so they're named river and Dale. I don't know if we're going to keep those.

[Christopher]

I say Lyle and Eric. Wow. Or Lila, Sako and Vanzetti. Either one.

[Morty Gleckman]

Aaron and Hernandez.

[Christopher]

Oswald and Ruby. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care of your buddy.

[Ali Breen]

Named one of the best personal finance.

[Christopher]

Podcasts, the Stacking Benjamin show with Joe.

[Morty Gleckman]

And his friends makes financial literacy fun.

[Christopher]

Draymond Green has a podcast. He was asking Mark Cuban why at the beginning of 2024, Cuban sold a huge part of his company. He's like, did you see how much money I got?

[Tom]

I'm sure there's a more graceful answer than that.

[Christopher]

But dude, I bought it for 200.

[Tom]

Million and sold it for 6 billion. Like, what the heck? I don't think it was that much more graceful than that.

[Ali Breen]

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