B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

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Episode: B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time
Date: March 10, 2026
Host(s): The BOB & TOM Show (Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Kristi Lee, Bob Kevoian, Josh Arnold)
Guest: Alli Breen
Theme: Listener Love and Relationship Questions – with Comedy and Candid Advice

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Episode Overview

This Bob & Tom Extra features comedian Allie Breen for the recurring “Sexy Time” advice segment, where listeners submit relationship and sex/love questions for the panel to discuss—always with a mix of unfiltered honesty, playful jabs, and signature Bob & Tom comedic sensibility.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Marriage Ultimatums and Pressure (04:00–05:40)

• A listener’s girlfriend repeatedly demands he “put a ring on it or somebody else will.”
• Panel’s Take:
  • Josh Arnold asks how long they've been together.
  • Kristi Lee: “If he wanted to, he would.”
  • Bob Kevoian: “He’s just not that into you.”
  • Chick McGee: “She’s just looking to get married as opposed to marrying you.”
  • Consider a promise ring? The panel questions if that's even a thing anymore.

Quote:

• Bob Kevoian (on the pushiness of ultimatums): “Don’t let her tell you, ‘I’m not going to buy a house unless we get married.’ Don’t let her try that either.” (04:22)
• Chick McGee: “Break up.” (04:28)

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2. Controlling Relationships and Threats of Homelessness (05:48–07:13)

• Listener shares that her boyfriend threatens to “put her out on the street” during arguments, leveraging his ownership of house/car.
• Panel’s Take:
  • Bob Kevoian: “Bye. That’s no way to run a relationship with a child. Good night.” (06:12)
  • Josh Arnold and Kristi Lee both call it emotionally abusive; recommend leaving.
  • Tom Griswold muses about common law marriage, but panel agrees the dynamic is unhealthy.

Quote:

• Kristi Lee: "If he’s saying it, then he’s thinking it.” (06:37)
• Josh Arnold: “Once you’re holding something over someone’s head like that... get out." (06:55)

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3. Boyfriend’s Porn Habit – Is It a Red Flag? (07:17–09:30)

• Listener caught boyfriend watching porn immediately after she left, suspects frequent use.
• Panel’s Take:
  • Chick McGee: “Most women will never understand that married men still masturbate, it’s a different thing [than sex].” (08:04)
  • Kristi Lee reassures it’s not an insult or a reflection on her.
  • Conversation detours into whether porn use frequency is an issue, and when to worry (e.g., if it’s different genres, or obsessively replaces intimacy).

Memorable Moment:

• Tom Griswold (tongue-in-cheek): “Congratulations on the instant tumescence. What an eager beaver!” (07:47)
• Ally Breen: “It took less than a minute for him to get to it!” (07:44)

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4. The Showerhead & 'Off-Label Use' Debate (12:05–13:23)

• The group discusses statistics around self-pleasure methods—showerheads included.
• Highlights:
  • Chick McGee describes personal experience with a removable showerhead at a B&B.
  • Bob Kevoian suggests showerheads may be most often purchased for purposes other than their intended use.
• Notable Exchange:
  • Ally Breen: “Of course [used the showerhead]. That is definitely a girl thing!” (12:41)
  • Chick McGee: “Where’d you put it? …On your taint?” (12:48)

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5. Long-Distance, Best Friends, and Suspicious Relationships (13:28–14:45)

• Listener wonders if remaining long-distance after years together means she’s “the side chick.”
• Panel’s Take:
  • Best friends are sometimes right—Allie shares an anecdote about hidden infidelity.
  • The group suspects the boyfriend is likely hiding something.
  • Chick McGee: “You can always ask him, instead of bothering us!” (14:44)

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6. OnlyFans, Selling Personal Items, and Boundaries (14:54–16:16)

• Tom prompts Allie to discuss her presence on OnlyFans and the types of things she sells (panties, socks, possibly bikinis).
• Notable Quotes:
  • Allie Breen: “The fans on there are really supportive, very big fans of the show, too.” (15:16)
  • Chick McGee jokes about starting a “flea market” of personal items.

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7. Role Play Fantasies – Cause for Concern? (16:22–17:45)

• Listener asks if husband’s desire for streetwalker role-play means he’ll pursue the fantasy for real.
• Panel’s Take:
  • Kristi Lee and Chick McGee reassure it’s just a fantasy. “He wants to do this with you.” (16:37)
  • Tom shares a story of a friend enacting elaborate public role plays with his wife.

Quote:

• Josh Arnold: “I absolutely love [role play]. It’s wonderful.” (17:02)
• Kristi Lee: “I think it’s really cute.” (17:11)

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8. Double Standards – Girls’ Nights vs. Guy Time (17:50–18:45)

• Listener’s wife supports her newly divorced friend with wild “girls trips,” but won’t let him host poker nights.
• Panel’s Take:
  • Kristi Lee and Allie Breen encourage him to just go ahead and do it. “Put it on the calendar. Don’t ask.” (18:34)
  • Chick McGee warns not to listen to the women if they're amplifying drama.

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9. Sex on the First Date – Ghosting and Regret (18:57–20:38)

• Listener had sex on the first date, later declined a sleepover, and is now being ghosted.
• Panel’s Verdict:
  • “Let it go. It’s two dates.” – Kristi Lee (19:50)
  • Josh Arnold: “He’ll come back in about two weeks and reach out, though it sounds like you’re incredibly easy.” (19:52)
  • Consensus: It’s not her fault; he just wasn’t interested beyond sex.

Memorable Ending:

• Bob Kevoian: “You up or just butt stuff, question mark.” (20:29)
• Ally Breen: “Or the good old eggplant emoji dtf.” (20:35)

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• Bob Kevoian: “She’s just looking to get married as opposed to marrying you.” (04:18)
• Josh Arnold: “Once you’re holding something over someone’s head like that… get out.” (06:55)
• Chick McGee: “Most women will never understand that married men still masturbate, that it’s a different thing [than sex].” (08:04)
• Allie Breen: “It took less than a minute for him to get to it!” (07:44)
• Tom Griswold: “Congratulations on the instant tumescence. What an eager beaver!” (07:47)
• Chick McGee: “Break up.” (04:28)
• Bob Kevoian: “Bye. That’s no way to run a relationship with a child.” (06:12)
• Kristi Lee: “If he’s saying it, then he’s thinking it.” (06:37)
• Josh Arnold: “I absolutely love [role play].” (17:02)
• Ally Breen: “The fans on [OnlyFans] are really supportive, very big fans of the show, too.” (15:20)
• Bob Kevoian: “You up or just butt stuff, question mark.” (20:29)
• Ally Breen: “Or the good old eggplant emoji dtf.” (20:35)

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Segment Timestamps

• Marriage Ultimatum: 04:00–05:40
• Controlling Relationship: 05:48–07:13
• Porn Use: 07:17–09:30
• Showerhead Segment: 12:05–13:23
• Long-Distance Drama: 13:28–14:45
• OnlyFans & Merch: 14:54–16:16
• Role Play Fears: 16:22–17:45
• Girls Night vs. Poker Night: 17:50–18:45
• First Date Sex & Ghosting: 18:57–20:38

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Tone and Takeaways

The episode epitomizes The Bob & Tom Show’s frank, frequently irreverent approach to real audience love dilemmas—blending practical advice, jokes, and occasional bursts of honest vulnerability. Comedian Allie Breen proves a quick and open foil, especially as she shares her own stories and navigates questions about her OnlyFans side business.

Listeners will come away laughing, possibly a bit shocked, but with the clear message: Don’t let yourself be pressured, manipulated, or shamed in relationships. And above all, keep your sense of humor about it.

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Transcript

[Ally Breen]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Ally Breen]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Kristi Lee]

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[Ally Breen]

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[Chick McGee]

welcome back.

[Christopher]

It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today, it's Ally Breen with Sexy Time, and it's coming up in just a minute.

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[Softball Story Narrator]

Church league softball fist fight Getting washed in the blood on a Tuesday night. What would Jesus do, Lord? He wouldn't do that. Knock hell out of a preacher with the softball thing. Well, the swinging shepherds from the Sheep of the Savior were tied with the Sourwood Church of Christ, an example of some highly unholy behavior in a game that had already been protested. TW Something unbiblical must have been said for them to be aiming heat at a minister's head. Clocking the clergy ain't the thing to do, but neither's the high hard one on a 0 and 2. Church League softball fist fight A bloody laying on a hands neath the left Field lights knocking out four teeth, getting a busted left ain't exactly my idea of Christian fellowship, Church league softball, fist bike around the pitchers mound. It just don't look right for nice people from the church and the Sunday school class to trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of whoop.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. What's going on over there, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just sorting out through a few things here. All right, um, we're gonna be checking in with Allie Breen for. Oh, there she is. For sexy time. Hi, Ali.

[Ally Breen]

Hi, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to see you. And the way this works is people send us their love troubles and we try to fix them. And let's get right to it. Allie, what have you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, my girlfriend keeps telling me I'd better put a ring on it or somebody else will. I'm not planning on proposing anytime soon, so I'm gonna have to hear this constantly. Do I need to break up with her? It honestly comes up weekly. Who is going to agree to such a pushy pitch like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how long has it been, mister? Why don't you put a ring on it? What's your problem?

[Tom Griswold]

It's clear that he doesn't want to do it.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I think the if he wanted to, he would rule applies the old

[Bob Kevoian]

he's just not that into you, I think.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, if you don't want to propose, don't, don't, don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's just looking to get married as opposed to marrying you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And don't let her tell you I'm not going to buy a house unless we get married. Don't let her try that either.

[Chick McGee]

I break up.

[Kristi Lee]

You could. What about a promise ring? How old are you guys? Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Is that still a thing or do women not accept that as it sounds like a baby?

[Kristi Lee]

I don't know. I don't know. I never had a promise ring.

[Josh Arnold]

So, wait, if he never proposes, it's because he doesn't want to?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, Ozzy, how long have you guys been together?

[Josh Arnold]

16 years of relationship bliss.

[Kristi Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

It works.

[Kristi Lee]

You don't have to get married.

[Christopher]

Bliss?

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

We all have separate finances. There's no drama.

[Kristi Lee]

That sounds cute.

[Josh Arnold]

He chooses to be with me, he's not stuck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, have you ever been in a relationship that you describe as bliss?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure. Of course.

[Kristi Lee]

The one right now?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Chick. Okay, I think this. I don't understand the question here. This seems like they're Answering their own question. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think you kind of know the answer here. You break up with her.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And she is going to keep bringing it up.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially every year when it's like, cool. Another year.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, of course, this always gets down to hot. How hot is she? And then we'll. We'll get back to you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If she's an uggo, you gotta get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But if she's. She's gorgeous and happens to be a occasional murderer.

[Kristi Lee]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell, you know, let's move on. Allie. What does her next letter say?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, I live in my boyfriend's house and we share his car and I do most of the housework and cooking. He acts like every time we fight, he'll just put me out on the street and makes a big point about how it's all his Stu and not mine. Otherwise, when we're getting along, he considers it both of ours, but it's the first thing that comes up when we fight. I have literally no comeback. What can I come back with when I fight with him?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bye.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's no way to run a relationship with a child. Good night.

[Josh Arnold]

Emotionally abusive. Get out. Find anyone else?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Next time he even threatens you, like, cool. I'll go find, like, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Depends what state or commonwealth you're in, where we get to what they call common law. And half his stuff may be already yours.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that still a thing, Common law?

[Chick McGee]

Some states, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't need that, though. That's not.

[Kristi Lee]

No. What an awful thing. Because if he's saying it, then he's thinking it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's the thing.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I.

[Josh Arnold]

You do as you're told, woman, because I own this.

[Chick McGee]

I think. Break up with him.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. Awful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't. I don't like telling people that. The last guy and this woman, but I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll help you pack.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once you're holding something over someone's head like that, like you're dangling car keys and you're like, this is gonna go away.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends. What kind of car are we talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, is it a really cool car?

[Tom Griswold]

You got the N series, BMW? I say, stick around, babe. Those are nice. Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Real, real nice. Let's move on.

[Tom Griswold]

What else have we got? Ally?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend is addicted to porn. I was leaving for work the other day and I forgot my phone. I went back inside after just like a minute and he was already working himself into a frenzy. He was Watching a video. And I think he does that at least twice a day. Maybe right after I leave. Every time. Does this mean I'm not enough for him?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. It doesn't.

[Kristi Lee]

It doesn't. And that. You know what? Maybe that's how he likes to start his day. That's his business. Some people like.

[Ally Breen]

I love that it took less than a minute for him to get to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. First of all, congratulations on the. The instant tumescence. Oh, wow. This guy. Sir. What an eager beaver.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the letter doesn't. The letter doesn't tell us how often their. You know, if he tells her. No. That kind of thing. We're not.

[Kristi Lee]

That's different.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So it's hard to say, but it. Most women will never understand that married men still masturbate, that it's a different thing.

[Kristi Lee]

It's very different.

[Chick McGee]

It's a different thing than sex.

[Kristi Lee]

I've never been insulted if a guy does that. Like, it's like, okay, great. You know, do whatever you want to do.

[Chick McGee]

You know, one less thing you have to do.

[Ally Breen]

That off my to do list.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about if he hits you in the head with it?

[Tom Griswold]

You've never toured with. You've never toured with Louis CK then.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning porn, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's their new documentary out. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's not biased at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there you go. You know what?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't even see it. Josh is on about no reason for me to comment whatsoever.

[Kristi Lee]

No, don't overthink it. It's not a big deal.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this woman.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, I guess it's the amount that he does. It's like, everyone knows that their boyfriend watches porn, but if it's twice a day, every day, the second you leave the apartment.

[Tom Griswold]

The way you read it, she's guessing more detail. What if it's gay porn?

[Chick McGee]

That's alarming in this case.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Bring it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if it's your sister's porn?

[Chick McGee]

By the way, she's speculating. She goes. I. She goes. I think it's twice a day. Well, there's no evidence that you're just. You cut them all one time.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All he does is this. Yeah, well, no, maybe it's the three minutes after you leave.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

No psychic thinking here. You're gonna make it worse. But I don't think it's that big of a deal.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty funny that this guy. Right at it. You're. You're off to work.

[Chick McGee]

I get that, though. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Maybe he had a meeting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Short time, maybe she leaves for work 30 minutes before he has to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but you know, if he did that, he was thinking about it. He was just like, oh, so you're gonna leave.

[Ally Breen]

Okay, well, counting down this session, you

[Tom Griswold]

don't wanna be late.

[Chick McGee]

That's what happened when I lived with my parents. It was.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They would go, hey, we're going somewhere. Like, okay, I need to.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just sick.

[Chick McGee]

I need to wait. And I need to wait in case they forgot something.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you'd still go in your room and lock the door, probably, right.

[Chick McGee]

As a. No. The only VCR was in the living room.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you made that. You added the calculation that what if they have.

[Kristi Lee]

That's worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is kind of off topic,

[Bob Kevoian]

but kind of not sick and awful.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a. I had an article I did not print out today because I. There was some. I was questioning some of the stats, but this statistic said that a recent survey, only 15% of men used a video porno, which I. That I think that's probably extremely low.

[Ally Breen]

The others just get creative saying back

[Chick McGee]

in the day of videos or now, no, now.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean they.

[Chick McGee]

That survey.

[Kristi Lee]

That is wrong.

[Chick McGee]

They lied.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's why I didn't even print it up. I thought, this can't. There's no way.

[Chick McGee]

I had a friend who claimed that and I never believed him. He would go, What I would do is look at porn for a while and. Cause I was using his computer. I go, I can't believe I'm sitting here where you. And he goes, no, no, no. I look at porn here. But then I go into my room and just think about it. I go, no, you don't. What are you insane?

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm just sort of stunned that Josh's living room at your parents house was.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When I was 17 or whatever.

[Kristi Lee]

That's not uncommon. Appointment masturbation. Like that's something you have to do.

[Tom Griswold]

It's his parents living room.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, that's my living room too.

[Chick McGee]

You don't need them to.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that portrait of the clown above the fireplace. Oh no, those aren't tears.

[Chick McGee]

It was of my grandparents.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you turn over the. Did you turn the pictures of your family around?

[Chick McGee]

Stared my grandfather right in the eyes. Jesus. In another room.

[Bob Kevoian]

You would never take care of business in the living room when you look. God, are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

1.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, just don't leave the tape in the VCR.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

That would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, let's sit down and watch South Pacific.

[Chick McGee]

What is faces Loade

[Advertisement Voice]

this.

[Tom Griswold]

Also this. Our Same article says 15% say they prefer solo work to use shower heads.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you have to get to a handstand.

[Kristi Lee]

No, it's the handstand. It's the removable one.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

If you have enough pressure, you don't need the hand removal.

[Chick McGee]

Now I have to do a handstand because I don't have the room.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Kristi Lee]

More or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unless they knew what they were doing. And they probably did at this point.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You use the shower head, Ali ever?

[Ally Breen]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes, I did.

[Ally Breen]

That is definitely a girl thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Wait, can a guy do it? Can a guy have it?

[Chick McGee]

Definitely helped.

[Ally Breen]

Where'd you put it?

[Chick McGee]

On your taint?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

I wasn't gonna say it.

[Chick McGee]

It was at a B and B. I'll never forget it.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you do a. Maybe a chapter of your book Taint Misbehavior about your timeout?

[Kristi Lee]

BNB is what you said. Was it a public bathroom?

[Chick McGee]

It was a shared restroom, yes. Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, I didn't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

You had to wait until the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was. It was clear for me. I was one of. Yeah, but. Yep. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna see what this removable shower head's all about. When I get it. I get it.

[Kristi Lee]

It's quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, it's time to move on to our next letter. Fantastic. What else have you got going over there?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shut up.

[Ally Breen]

Me and my boyfriend were high school sweethearts and we stayed together long distance through four years of college. I'm ready to move in together now, but he's still sticking to just seeing each other every other weekend. He says it's still. He's more established at his job. But my best friend says I've clearly become the side chick and he has someone else he's trying to be with or he's already with. Should I be patient or should I push this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, the wisdom of a best friend.

[Chick McGee]

I can't stand the best friend.

[Tom Griswold]

We need more movies where the best friend is iced. She gets in the phone, hey, you know what? I heard all of them. You hear the gunshot? It goes on. They have a nice life together.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it depends.

[Ally Breen]

Sometimes the best friends are legit. I had a friend who was dating someone who never would invite her to his house. And they'd always meet on weekends and she wouldn't listen to anybody. And everyone's like, he's married and he definitely was married.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Ally Breen]

So sometimes you gotta listen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

It happened.

[Josh Arnold]

This is awkward. Like, why wouldn't he want to at least see her more than every other weekend? Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

There's something.

[Tom Griswold]

Because his girlfriend doesn't want to know about her. Yeah. This. This sounds like there may be something going on.

[Josh Arnold]

There is something.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, you'd think. Yeah. You'd up it at least a little. Even if you don't want to move in together like once a week, you

[Chick McGee]

can always ask him.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of bothering us.

[Kristi Lee]

What.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you're at your.

[Ally Breen]

What would be the good in that?

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, we're speaking with Allie Breen, comedian. And you can reach Ally A L L I B R E E N. Ally Breen on your favorite social media platform. And she's also Ali Breen. She can be found under the name A L L I B. Where do I find you, Ali on OnlyFans. OnlyFans, yep. How's that going for you, by the way?

[Ally Breen]

It's been good. I actually love the fans who are on there. Are really. It's different than you would expect. I bet they're a lot of fun and, like, just very supportive. Very big fans of the show, too. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good, good, good. Block anybody who's not respectful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you selling anything?

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that there was a panty raid of socks.

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Ally Breen]

I have to think of something new to sell. Yeah. The panties is a thing that's ongoing. If anyone wants to buy any panties, socks. That's happening. I haven't done that. I haven't even heard. I'll put that out there and see what people can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can see about that. Also, sometimes bikinis, you can go, hey, here's a. A photo set. There's eight pictures of me in this bikini. I will sell this bikini.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, you're okay.

[Kristi Lee]

You're in a bikini on your profile page, right?

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. You can sell that bikini.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

You can sell outfits you wear.

[Josh Arnold]

What about.

[Ally Breen]

I'm gonna start a whole flea market.

[Chick McGee]

Block me. I'll buy it.

[Tom Griswold]

That was bad, guys. Ladies and gentlemen, Allie Breen. Let's get to another letter, please.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my husband likes to role play and loves to have me wear really trashy clothes and acts like he picked me up on the street. Should I be worried he's going to try to do this for real one day?

[Josh Arnold]

No, Keep doing it.

[Chick McGee]

No, he would have done that.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He wants to do this with you.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Ally Breen]

That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at dinner At a pretty nice restaurant. And I saw someone I hadn't seen in quite some time. And he walked over to the table, we were talking for a while, and he goes, hey, listen, I've got to go. I'm doing this role play thing and with my wife. Yeah, she's gonna come in, I'm gonna pick her up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, fun.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was some elaborate thing where he stood there and she. They had some whole thing going.

[Josh Arnold]

So I love it so much. I think it's really Modern Family, Claire and Phil doing it. I absolutely love Clive. So it's wonderful.

[Kristi Lee]

I love it. So I think it's really cute.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm literally trying to talk Donnie. And like, I'm casually dropping these hints like, maybe we should do something like this.

[Kristi Lee]

What would you do?

[Josh Arnold]

I probably. That just go to the bar and pick someone up. But we would probably start giggling and so.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I know.

[Ally Breen]

You have to be a really good actress to pull that off. Yeah, that would be hard to not.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're at the bar, your actual boyfriend comes in and he. You have to decide how you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, what are you in town for?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Pretend like they don't know each other.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Have to pick you up.

[Chick McGee]

Just don't drop hints. Tell him that's what you want to do.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I just did.

[Kristi Lee]

There you go. Donnie, pay attention.

[Ally Breen]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Well, we have time. We have time for one more letter. Ali.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my wife's best friend is going through a bad divorce, and she's trying to support her and be there for her. A lot of it is going out drinking and having girls trips that are getting kind of wild. And I think it's unfair that she's allowed to do this to help her friend. When I struggle to get a guy's poker night, at what point can I put my foot down?

[Kristi Lee]

You can't.

[Ally Breen]

Can't.

[Kristi Lee]

No, I think you just do it.

[Josh Arnold]

She's not out getting wild, but she is supporting her friend getting back out there.

[Ally Breen]

And it's going to be limited. It can't go on forever. So there's already going to be a point, right. That she has to stop.

[Josh Arnold]

She'll get a boyfriend and never see her again, probably. So it sounds like he needs better friends, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. What he's saying is she won't allow him to have, like, a poker night over, but she can go out and enjoy all that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, just do it anyway.

[Kristi Lee]

I was gonna say just put it on the calendar. Don't ask.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. While she's out with her Friends have your poker night.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you listen to these two girls over here?

[Ally Breen]

Who.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They're auditioning to be best friend.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How can I ruin this for you? We have time for one more letter. Ellie, what do you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, I went on a first date where we ended up sleeping together for a second date. He expected to stay over, and I said no because I had to be up early. And since then, he has been ghosting me. I really like him, so I wish I hadn't slept with them on the first date. Can I fix this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I apologize for not hearing. Totally. She did sleep with him on the

[Tom Griswold]

first date, but then the second day.

[Chick McGee]

Not on the second, because she.

[Tom Griswold]

He wanted to sleep over and.

[Chick McGee]

But she had to get up early, and now he's.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but he thinks she was lying about Gavin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a classic.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, she was trying to put down,

[Chick McGee]

but now he's ghosted her.

[Bob Kevoian]

But here's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's. No. This is over.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. It's done. Let it go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't you give her one more chance to explain herself? Or.

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[Chick McGee]

Oh, see, no. I. But the issue is the problems with her is. Is her. It's her problem meaning he has ghosted her. What should he. But what should she do is.

[Josh Arnold]

Do not pursue him, sister.

[Kristi Lee]

It's two dates. Let it go.

[Josh Arnold]

He'll come back in about two weeks and reach out, though it sounds like

[Tom Griswold]

you're incredibly easy, so I say just grab the next guy and bang him. And if it works out, call him

[Bob Kevoian]

up and apologize, and he'll say, okay, well, maybe I'll bring Mr. Winky over.

[Chick McGee]

She didn't do anything wrong.

[Kristi Lee]

She didn't.

[Ally Breen]

No, but that's. But what if she said to him, if she was like, hey, I just like you so much, I want to go slowly from here on out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's gone.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, he's done.

[Chick McGee]

He's already answered that question.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He had sex with you. He's not that into you. He's done.

[Josh Arnold]

But if she said tonight you up? You want to do something like each other? He would probably be.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's the text supposed to be?

[Chick McGee]

You up.

[Ally Breen]

That's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You up or just butt stuff, question mark.

[Ally Breen]

Or the good old eggplant emoji dtf.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that's just in just moments more Bob and Tom.

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