
On today's Extra, Alli Breen with SEXY TIME
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Christopher
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra. In case you missed anything on the big show today, Ally Breen with Sexy Time. It's coming up in just a minute.
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Chick
Five. Myself, no friends.
Tom
Now some more Bob and Tom.
Chick
You want it, you need it, you.
Ally Breen
Can'T live without it.
Tom
This is Bob and Tom. Extra.
Bob
Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show and Hernando's Hideaway.
Tom
Is this a bossa nova?
Bob
A salsa basa something?
Tom
Well, it's nice to be here. Thank you.
Bob
Don't they call women who are in charge boss?
Chick
Right. They will say that she's a real.
Bob
She's a real boss, I believe.
Chick
Dr. Jill Biden.
Bob
I'm a real boss.
Chick
Can you imagine? Like some classy lady was like, well, I'm a very boss.
Tom
No, Mother Teresa.
Bob
I'm a boss.
Tom
She's a nice lady. She's a comedian. She's Ally. Oh, and there she is. She joins us from New York City. The name of the program, of course, is Sexy Time. And Ally can be found in the the world of only fans. A L L, I B. That's all you need?
Ally Breen
Yep.
Tom
Do you have a Thanksgiving special?
Ally Breen
Oh, I'll have to do a Thanksgiving special. I hadn't thought about it yet. It's in New York. They're skipping right past Thanksgiving. It's all Christmas here already.
Josh
Everywhere.
Bob
Here's what you do, Ally. You take a turkey leg.
Josh
Jobless turkey day Gravy.
Bob
Go. I'll gobble. I'll gobble this.
Tom
Our. Our, our. Wait a minute. Oh, there's two cats behind you.
Bob
Oh, it's hot. Josh.
Ally Breen
It's a cat fight.
Bob
Cat fight.
Ace
They're best friends.
Ally Breen
They do this all day. They're so funny.
Tom
They're. They're battling one. Ally has two kittens. There they are. Ally can be reached also. A L, L, I B R E E N. Send your letters about your Love troubles. We'll try to fix them here on sexy time. Yes, and Ally, of course, is on your favorite social media platform. Let's get to our letters. What have you got?
Ally Breen
Dear Ally, I looked up my husband's history on the computer the other day and he watches a ton of porn. The problem is that none of the girls he's looking at look like me. We have sex two or three times a month, but he clearly takes care of himself daily. Is this not good? Should I try to say something to him about it?
Bob
Two or three times a month maybe.
Josh
Step up your game.
Tom
But the first part of the letter is what I think is intriguing.
Josh
Yeah.
Tom
So would she be happier if the ladies he was looking at looked like her?
Ace
Whatever.
Tom
She might be brunette, blah, blah, blah.
Chick
It sounds like it, but yeah, because.
Ally Breen
Then she'd think he was like, fawning for her, but she just wasn't like, accessible, I guess. Maybe.
Ace
You know what? No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't think that if you saw it wouldn't matter.
Josh
No, you'd still be upset. You're looking at his history. That right there says.
Tom
Yeah, but an argument could be made that she is not coming across often enough for him.
Josh
That's what I said. Step up is gay.
Chick
Boy, you guys might be surprised to hear this. I think she does have some. My concern isn't that what he's looking at is porn that features women that don't look like her. That's why you look at porn. To imagine having sex with people that you aren't already having sex with.
Ally Breen
Right, but good point.
Chick
Two to three times a month seems low to me. Yeah, so I think he is. He does have a slight porn addiction.
Tom
No, but does she want to do it? Is she willing to do it more often?
Chick
It sounds like it. I don't think she'd be concerned if she wasn't. I think she'd be going, oh, thank goodness. He's looking at porn and taking care of himself.
Ally Breen
He want to do it more often. Do you think guys prefer porn to the real thing? Sometimes.
Chick
That's when it becomes an addiction, I believe, Ellie, are the ages mentioned in there?
Ally Breen
No. No. That's why you think it's more of a concern if they're older, in their 50s or something?
Bob
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ally Breen
Right, yeah.
Tom
Are you asking this question, Ace? In other words, is. Is she, say, 50 years old and he's looking at porno when it's all 20 year olds?
Chick
Well, that and as you get older, your drive goes down a bit.
Josh
Yeah.
Ally Breen
Right.
Tom
I'LL let you know when that happens.
Ally Breen
Every comic sex stops after marriage, so maybe.
Ace
So she should just try to like entice him, maybe instigate it. And if he turns you down, then. Well, then you might have a problem.
Tom
I've mentioned this before, right? One of the best episodes ever of a sitcom was when Gloria put the wig on and all in the Family. So if this guy's watching the pornographic videos featuring say, brunettes and she's a blonde. Surprise him with a wig. Surprise him with a wig one night.
Ally Breen
You get some costumes going.
Chick
That is funny. You aren't doing anything wrong. I don't want this lady to think that this is her fault at all. It's not. The guy likes porn and he's probably addicted.
Ally Breen
Yeah, well, there's.
Bob
We run into these letters, it seems like every week that one of them snooping on the other. There is a. There are relationships that exist that you don't snoop.
Chick
I agree with you. I do agree with you. Yeah.
Ally Breen
What people did before computers and cell phones. How are they snooping before? Because. Yeah, you're right. It's all the time now.
Bob
Just wild accusations.
Ace
Credit card receipts.
Josh
So does the looking under the mattress to magazine.
Tom
But help me here. How does she know the nature of the specific videos that he's watching?
Chick
The search history is a series of links so she could click.
Tom
So she gets to see that the ladies don't look like her.
Chick
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom
Okay. This would have been a much better letter if he had been starring in the. In the pornographic films.
Chick
Well, that would have really been something. Yeah.
Bob
Realize we realize you control everything here, but you can't start controlling Ally's letters. Okay. Okay. You need to let the people write them in. Okay.
Tom
Wouldn't that be great?
Ally Breen
Trying to direct it? Yeah, well, I think too. What about a little clear history? I mean, people should.
Chick
How does this guy not.
Josh
Right.
Tom
Yeah.
Ace
See, he's not trying to hide it then because you didn't delete it care.
Tom
Years ago. I'm. I'm not sure if I've ever told you this story, but years ago I remember this letter. It was a. It was a guy from Cincinnati cleaning out the attic of his late mother in law.
Ally Breen
Oh boy.
Tom
And they found a. In those days, a canister of film. I believe it was 16 millimeter. I forget the details, but they. They went out and got a. Got a projector and you know, whatever you do to get it going and threaded it through the thing and it was this guy's former mother in law in a pornographic film.
Ace
Oh, wow.
Ally Breen
Oh, so then I hope you watched it al alone or did he have a whole viewing with the family?
Tom
Well, see then. Then the question is how. How long do you watch it before you go?
Ally Breen
Oh, dear. You gotta takes it about five minutes.
Bob
Until you have an orgasm, right?
Chick
Yeah, you save the rest naturally.
Tom
So then you fall asleep. But I imagine in today's world with a lot of people doing whatever you'd call a pornographic selfie, I would imagine that there are people that when someone passes, they get their phone and find things they really don't want to see.
Chick
Yeah, probably.
Tom
That would be my guess. And perhaps.
Ally Breen
I don't know what happens when someone passes. Does. Can you just get their phone code or. If someone has no access to a phone, it just dies with them, right?
Chick
You'd just throw it away.
Tom
We talked about that once.
Ally Breen
It's not gonna be good.
Tom
We got several letters from guys that said, any phone, I can get it in 30 seconds.
Bob
That's. Remember, didn't the FBI have some sort of issue with Apple at some point? But. So I think they've got an actual secret super way to get into an iPhone that never fail. I don't know.
Chick
Unless they were murdered. Don't look at the phone. Just go, well, this is unnecessary, and throw it out.
Ally Breen
Yeah, or if you have to look, just avoid the pictures. Avoid that folder of photos and videos. Oh, my God.
Tom
I see. Okay, let's move on. Ally Breen is our guest. The show is sexy time, and once again, it's a L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I spell it out for you so you can find her on social media to send her a letter. What have you got?
Ally Breen
Dear Allie, my boyfriend's ex is stalking me. She doesn't follow me on Insta, but she's the first person to watch all of my stories. I get prank phone calls and weird texts from unknown numbers that I know are her. My boyfriend says he doesn't know that that's true, and even if it is, it's no big deal. But I think he should be doing something to protect me. He said she probably wants him to reach out to her if she's doing all this stuff. What do you guys think?
Chick
I think he should absolutely tell her to knock it the hell off.
Ace
If she just watching you, though, like on Instagram, you can't do anything about watching stories.
Ally Breen
That's a good point.
Ace
You can make yourself private if it's that big of a deal.
Tom
Or maybe you can just. Maybe you can grow up and stop spewing all of your stories out there and just live your own life.
Chick
That's a whole lot.
Ally Breen
Or start pointedly making stories for her. Oh, yeah.
Tom
Tell her to go watch the movie Fatal Attraction and get back to me.
Chick
That guy should stand up for you. I'm with you.
Ally Breen
Yeah, yeah.
Tom
No, but she wants. She wants the guy to contact.
Chick
Who cares? Just go. I'm never contacting you again. You knock this crap off. That's what I do. Because I'm a real man.
Ace
Do what Josh's friend did, Just start calling her and say, hey, I'm going to kill you. There you go.
Chick
Oh, well, that's context. A very odd callback.
Tom
You didn't hear the setup on that?
Ace
Like what? It's a prank. That's what we're doing. Right?
Tom
Okay, let's move on. What else have you got?
Ally Breen
Dear Allie, my fiance went on a trip to Thailand with friends way before I knew him. And I know that they had a wild time, but I just found out that he's actually hooked up with ladyboys while he was there. They joked that they tricked him into it, but when he found out, he still followed through and then actually hooked up with another one. I'm not mad that it happened, but I'm mad he didn't tell me about it. Shouldn't he have?
Ace
How do you tell someone about that?
Chick
All right, first.
Ally Breen
Yeah, that's something you don't tell anyone about.
Chick
The number one reason people go to Thailand, lady boys.
Ally Breen
That's the number.
Chick
Not the pad thai. Yeah. Yeah. You can get that anywhere.
Tom
Yeah.
Bob
Oh, but that pad Thai is good.
Tom
It is good.
Bob
I gotta tell you.
Ally Breen
It is delicious. Yeah. And the satay.
Chick
Why would he tell you?
Bob
Chicken.
Ally Breen
Yeah.
Josh
Why would he tell you?
Ally Breen
I think the friends must have told him. Possibly because it doesn't.
Bob
Thanks, fellas.
Tom
Yeah. I'm not as concerned about whether or not he told her is the fact that he was into it.
Chick
Yeah. But, you know, you try. You try everything once to see if you like.
Ally Breen
Yeah. May twice in this case.
Tom
I'm old school.
Ally Breen
Oh, man.
Ace
Yeah.
Ally Breen
You can't expect someone to tell you about that. I would think that's a dark secret that you keep for a while.
Tom
Yes.
Chick
I mean, would she want him to come up and be like, all right, here's everybody I've ever had sex with and tell her about every experience? This is just one of those things.
Tom
You might want to. In the Venn diagram, those of a different gender would be problematic for me.
Bob
I misunderstood. Is this something that happened before he met?
Chick
Yes.
Josh
Yes.
Bob
Oh, well, that I think all deals off. And he doesn't have to say anything.
Chick
No, he does not have to tell me.
Ace
Now you guys can have kinky sex. Maybe you can peg him or something. And it's something you guys can share.
Chick
Finally, the voice of Franks.
Tom
Of course.
Chick
Chick.
Tom
Why didn't you think of that?
Ally Breen
Relive the glory.
Bob
A couple guesses.
Tom
Which is the. Which is the back. Don't they go to Thailand in one of those? Bachelor hangover?
Bob
Yeah, well, Thailand.
Ally Breen
Oh, yeah. Well, because it's also. It's. It's also women who do, like, crazy things. It's like they show you a list of, you know, shooting ping pong balls. Oh, God, yeah.
Bob
Oh, you say crazy, I say art. Okay.
Chick
They found all kinds of things in Thailand in Hangover 2. Except comedy. Yeah, severe lack of humor. Another classic.
Bob
The second one, look up a writer.
Tom
Shoot him with the taser. Again, that was funny. Okay, the show is Sexy Time. Our guest is Ali Breen here in the Bob and Tom program. What else have you got?
Ally Breen
Dear Allie, my boyfriend has a trainer at the gym that he used to go to once a month, but they changed trainers and now he has a very hot trainer. He signed up for more sessions with her and now he's up to twice a week. I don't love it. He's never been into fitness before. He also doesn't have that much money to spend. When I brought it up, he said I should be investing also in my health. So he just flipped the script. I want to tell him everyone sees through what he's doing and it looks pathetic, but I don't want to sound jealous. What should I do?
Bob
I love her. All right, leave us alone. Leave us alone.
Tom
So wait a minute.
Ally Breen
I love that his comeback was like, listen, fatty, you should be at the gym more.
Tom
But he had a trainer, so he was already paying for a trainer. Right now it switched up, but then he doubled his.
Josh
Doubled his investment, so to speak.
Ace
So you find the hottest trainer at that gym and you go to him and you work on yourself.
Tom
But I mean to say the problem.
Ally Breen
Is a lot of them are very gay.
Tom
These trainers have to deal with this. Wait a minute. Hang on a second. What'd you say?
Bob
Gay trainers are a problem.
Tom
What did you say, Alan?
Ally Breen
I said a lot of the straight. The hot trainers at gyms are gay.
Bob
Yeah.
Ally Breen
So for the woman to find one to make him jealous might be tough.
Tom
Is that both male and female trainers? Is that a thing?
Ally Breen
No, I think just for the male. I mean, here, like equinox is the big gym and most of the trainers, they're like.
Tom
You're in New York. We all know that. 90 of them in there.
Ally Breen
Okay, yeah, that might be.
Tom
That's a fact. I went to college, so you can't. You can't walk down the street without running into a gay judge from here.
Ally Breen
Good point.
Josh
I know a lot of trainers and none of them are good.
Tom
Yeah, and they. A lot of them.
Josh
A lot of them are married and.
Tom
A lot of them have to deal with this. Yeah, all the time.
Ally Breen
So.
Chick
I don't know.
Tom
I. Who knows? This guy's not going to end up with his trainer.
Josh
No, she's being insecure.
Ace
Yep. Go work out the same time he's at the gym. You could be on the treadmill. He just happens to be on the floor working out with her. No big deal. You're working on yourself.
Tom
That's an unusual exercise you're doing. It looks a lot like pelvic thrusts into her hips.
Bob
I'll just tell her, tell his girlfriend to go have a sandwich and maybe a pie and leave me alone. Chunkles.
Tom
I'll tell you what, that shooting ping pong balls thing.
Josh
Yeah?
Tom
That would jazz up those TV lottery shows.
Ally Breen
That would be great.
Tom
Well, Janice, come on out here. Let's get those numbers.
Bob
Let's roll that first number. It's.
Josh
She has how many Pink.
Chick
It's a zero. Oh, no, wait, let me wipe that off.
Josh
Like 60 numbers.
Tom
Wow.
Bob
You draw them beforehand backstage and then you shoot.
Ace
Oh, okay.
Tom
Oh, so that would be.
Bob
You have six.
Tom
Yeah. So we've solved. We've solved the problem. We have time to solve one more problem. Ali Breen. Go ahead.
Ally Breen
Dear Ally, me and my husband are high school sweethearts with three kids, 14, 16 and 18. My husband just sat me down to tell me he had a girl tell him that her 15 year old daughter was his. He doesn't think it's the case. He thinks he's being extorted. But he did want to tell me he did have an affair for six months with the mom. I want to support him against them, but I'm so mad at the betrayal. Also, if he had this affair, don't you think there were others?
Bob
Oh, geez.
Ally Breen
Okay, yeah.
Chick
The main issue here is that you wrote the wrong show.
Ally Breen
That is serious issue.
Chick
A legitimate issue.
Bob
This is. Requires maturity.
Tom
Yes, I. I'm.
Ally Breen
Unfortunately, I will say though, she's right. Because even if the kid doesn't end up being his, he still had the affair.
Chick
So I know you gotta look. Does this guy get Any credit for being so forward, coming forward, Forthcoming here.
Bob
Well, then the argument. You could say you didn't. You didn't come forward till you knew you were going to get caught.
Tom
So that's it.
Ally Breen
Exactly.
Chick
Right. But why, if it was over, why hurt your spouse like that? If you know that it's over and you're not going to cheat on your spouse again, why put them through the pain?
Ace
And why did that woman wait till the kid was 15 to try to go after some money?
Tom
Yeah, I'm guessing college fund.
Ally Breen
Or maybe she had already told someone else it was his and then they discovered it wasn't, so she moved on to the next.
Chick
The guy's been pretty honest, besides lying to you for six months. But what I'm trying to say is ask him if there were other and maybe you'll get a straight answer from him. And you have every right to be upset.
Tom
Sure.
Chick
And you can still support him. You can still support him and be mad that he cheated on you. That's totally fine.
Josh
And you might get a bonus kid out of it. You don't know.
Ally Breen
Yeah, exactly. Nice little addition to the family.
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Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast – B&T Extra: Alli Breen with SEXY TIME
Episode Information
At the outset, Christopher introduces the segment and introduces Alli Breen, the host of Sexy Time, highlighting her presence from New York City and her connection to the OnlyFans platform. The hosts greet Alli warmly, setting a lighthearted and engaging tone for the discussion.
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The first letter addresses a woman worried that her husband watches a significant amount of porn featuring women who don't resemble her. She expresses concern over their infrequent sexual activity and questions whether she should confront him about his viewing habits.
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The second letter involves a woman whose boyfriend's ex-girlfriend is stalking her through unwanted phone calls and texts. The boyfriend is unaware or dismissive of the situation, attributing the ex’s actions to a desire for him to reach out.
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The third letter discusses a woman’s frustration that her boyfriend, previously uninterested in fitness, has become enamored with a new, attractive gym trainer. His increased gym sessions are causing her to feel insecure and question his motives.
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The final letter is from a woman whose husband confessed to an affair with another woman. Additionally, a 15-year-old girl claims the man is the father of her child. The husband suspects extortion but admits to the affair, leaving the woman grappling with betrayal and the possibility of other infidelities.
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Throughout the episode, the hosts infuse humor into their discussions, sharing personal anecdotes and playful banter. For instance, Tom reminisces about a sitcom episode from "All in the Family," and the hosts joke about handling unexpected discoveries like pornographic films from a deceased relative. These light moments balance the serious nature of the letters, making the content both engaging and relatable.
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The episode wraps up with Christopher signing off, reminding listeners where to catch future shows and additional content. The interaction between the hosts and Alli Breen underscores the show's blend of humor and genuine advice, providing listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful solutions to real-life relationship challenges.
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This episode of B&T Extra blends humor with heartfelt advice, making it a valuable listen for anyone navigating the complexities of modern relationships.