B&T Extra: Alli Breen with SEXY TIME

Summary

Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Episode Title: B&T Extra: Alli Breen with SEXY TIME
Release Date: January 31, 2025
Host/Author: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Introduction to Sexy Time

In this episode of B&T Extra, the hosts Christopher and Dave Dyer are joined by comedian Ally Breen for the special segment titled Sexy Time, recorded live from New York City. The segment focuses on relationship advice, where Ally Breen provides humorous and candid responses to listeners' love-related dilemmas.

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Listener Letters and Discussions

1. Mysterious Lingerie in the Closet

• Timestamp: [05:28]
  Listener's Dilemma: A woman discovers women's lingerie in her husband's closet and is unsure if he is using them himself or if they're intended for someone else. She seeks an innocent explanation and advice on how to handle the situation.
  Advice Offered:
  • Dave Dyer: Suggests communication, saying, "Ask him."
  • Ally Breen: Recommends treating the matter casually, "Maybe just wash them and put him out on the bed as if you found the lingerie."
  • Christopher: Shares a relatable anecdote about a friend's experience, emphasizing the importance of addressing the issue directly.
    Notable Quote:
  • Ally Breen at [05:58]: “Oh, yeah, man.”

2. Friend's Husband Hitting on Friends

• Timestamp: [07:38]
  Listener's Dilemma: A woman confides that her best friend's husband has been hitting on multiple friends, including herself. She’s uncertain whether to inform her best friend about the ongoing behavior.
  Advice Offered:
  • Dave Dyer: Advises against going to the lunch meeting, stating, "She'll find out," and implies that such behavior will eventually surface.
  • Ally Breen: Agrees with Dave, highlighting the selfishness of the husband’s actions.
    Notable Quote:
  • Dave Dyer at [07:56]: “Yeah, forget it.”

3. Unromantic Christmas Gift: Bidet Attachment

• Timestamp: [13:15]
  Listener's Dilemma: A woman received a bidet attachment for her toilet as a Christmas gift from her boyfriend, which she finds unromantic and worries that it implies she smells bad. This has led to a fight between them.
  Advice Offered:
  • Ally Breen: Encourages understanding the intention behind the gift but acknowledges the discomfort it caused.
  • Christopher and Dave Dyer: Suggest adjusting the situation with humor, such as decorating oneself with Christmas lights for an OnlyFans page, and highlight the miscommunication in gift-giving.
    Notable Quote:
  • Christopher at [15:13]: “Do yourself a favor and break up.”

4. Obsession with Ex on Social Media

• Timestamp: [16:58]
  Listener's Dilemma: A woman is upset that her boyfriend continually checks his ex-girlfriend's social media, even after the ex has moved on. She feels unsettled by his obsession but is unsure how to address it without overstepping boundaries.
  Advice Offered:
  • Dave Dyer: Suggests ending the relationship, asserting that continuous monitoring indicates deeper issues.
  • Ally Breen: Emphasizes the importance of moving on and avoiding social media entanglements.
    Notable Quote:
  • Dave Dyer at [17:33]: “Then get out of that relationship. That's what you do.”

5. Underwhelming Gift Spending Over Seven Years

• Timestamp: [18:16]
  Listener's Dilemma: A woman expresses frustration that her boyfriend has never spent more than a hundred dollars on a gift in their seven-year relationship. She’s considering asking for a significantly more expensive gift for Christmas and is conflicted about his frugality.
  Advice Offered:
  • Ally Breen: Recognizes the frustration but suggests practical approaches like finding affordable alternatives or addressing the issue directly.
  • Christopher and Dave Dyer: Use humor to critique the boyfriend’s stinginess and encourage setting personal boundaries regarding gift expectations.
    Notable Quote:
  • Dave Dyer at [19:40]: “She deserves a nice bag. If that's what she wants.”

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Conclusion and Final Thoughts

Throughout the Sexy Time segment, Ally Breen, Christopher, and Dave Dyer navigate various relationship challenges presented by listeners with a mix of humor, empathy, and straightforward advice. The conversations highlight common issues in relationships, such as communication breakdowns, misunderstandings in gift-giving, and jealousy over past relationships, all addressed with the show's signature comedic flair.

Key Takeaways:

• Open and honest communication is crucial in resolving relationship issues.
• Misunderstandings, especially related to gifts and intentions, can lead to significant conflicts if not addressed promptly.
• Boundaries with ex-partners, particularly in the digital age, play a vital role in maintaining healthy current relationships.

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Notable Quotes:

• Ally Breen at [05:58]: “Oh, yeah, man.”
• Dave Dyer at [07:56]: “Yeah, forget it.”
• Christopher at [15:13]: “Do yourself a favor and break up.”
• Dave Dyer at [17:33]: “Then get out of that relationship. That's what you do.”
• Dave Dyer at [19:40]: “She deserves a nice bag. If that's what she wants.”

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This episode of B&T Extra offers listeners relatable scenarios with actionable advice, all delivered in the engaging and humorous style that The BOB & TOM Show is known for.

Transcript

[Christopher]

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[Christopher]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show. It's Sexy time with Ally Breen and it's coming up in just a minute. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash? Progressive makes it easy. Just drop in some details about yourself and see if you're eligible to save money when you bundle your home and auto policies. The process only takes minutes and it could mean hundreds more in your pocket. Visit progressive.com after this episode to see if you could save Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates. Potential savings will vary. Not available in all states. You do? Oh, yeah, love to hear it. No, wait. It's a cop from the Village People. Y sir. Yes.

[Ally Breen]

Yes, sir.

[Christopher]

Do you know how fast you were going? But look, hon, I forgot to set my TiVo for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. If I missed the intro, I'll just slap you silly. Have you been drinking tonight, sir? Just an itty bitty bit. Three drinks, a Cosmopolitan, a Mojito and a Pink Lady. Then I sucked down a Bud. I thought you only had three drinks. Well, I did, silly. My bud Andrew was with me. My, that's a big stick you've got. Okay, let's see if you can walk us straight line. Look, I don't know about that, but I can talk a straight line. Here's one hey, how about them cowboys? All right. Can you come with me, sir? I can come with you. Repeatedly. Dispatch, this is unit 23 requesting backup. I want your unit to back me up, big fella. We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up for work. Here's more Bob and Tom. Extra. There's Tom Gris, Walt and Josh. And Ace Christy, Jessica Alsman. There's Pat. Dave Dyer joins us. Is it time to immerse ourselves in the love pool? We're going to check in with Ally Breen in New York City with our special segment we call Sexy Time. But before we get to you, Ally, I know you can. You hear me. Okay.

[Ally Breen]

I can. Yep. You guys hear me?

[Christopher]

Yeah. We have a little treat joining us in the studio. You may have seen him on the calendar. He's fireman Dave Dyer. Yep. And Dave, I. I believe we have a special treat for Dave as. Because he is a professional fireman. Of course. And a little. Little something for you. Song. Why? Do you want to explain what this is? Yeah. Ally, did you know that Dave Dyer's a fireman?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

He's probably a huge fan of the Springsteen song Fire. Don't you love the song Fire? You and Todd, when you're at the station, those late nights, put on a little fire and just dance. Have you ever heard the first draft of this song, David? No, I have. Breaking up leaves after school Burning money.

[Ally Breen]

With diesel fuel oh, no.

[Christopher]

Flames getting higher Ooh, I'm on fire. Better call David Dyer. There you go. You can take that home. Love it. There you go. Thank you. And now we have to explain to Mr. Dyer how this works. Allie Breen is a standup comedian, and she occasionally sits down on. What did I say? Did I say Ali Breen? She occasionally sits down on television, and she gets. She gets letters. She gets letters from people about their love lives. And we're gonna fix them. Okay? For anyone, feel free to weigh in. What have you got there, Alan?

[Dave Dyer]

Oh, God.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, I found some women's lingerie shoved into a corner in my husband's closet. I don't know if he's wearing them or pleasuring himself to them, but either way, they're not mine. And I don't know how to handle this. Is there any innocent explanation? What should I do?

[Dave Dyer]

Oh, yeah, there's an innocent up. He could have bought it, and that's what he likes.

[Christopher]

Ask him.

[Dave Dyer]

Wadded.

[Christopher]

Yeah, Josh. Mr. Mr. Communication. Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

There you go.

[Christopher]

Or swell them.

[Dave Dyer]

Is it your scent?

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Dave Dyer]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, yeah, man.

[Dave Dyer]

Maybe just wash them and Put him out on the bed and like, I found this beautiful lingerie. And then.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, do it as if you're doing laundry. Exactly. I don't know what this is. Was this for me?

[Christopher]

Yeah, yeah, do that. Yeah, that's. That's what I would think. Maybe bugging us for. I mean, there could be a number of.

[Dave Dyer]

Oh, yeah. He's having an affair.

[Christopher]

Well, yep. I remember one time a friend of mine and his sister came up to my place in Harbor Springs. Oh, yeah. Talk slower. And his sister was a rather large gal. Oh, yeah. Very, very nice. But a couple of months later, a very large pair of women's underpants turned up somewhere in the apartment. And that had to be. That had to be explained away. But.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

So, I mean, but this. That seems pretty unlikely. If they're crumpled up and hidden in the. Yeah, yeah.

[Ally Breen]

This day and age, I'd almost vote that he's wearing them. That seems like that's happening more and more.

[Christopher]

He's got to get better at hiding things, but.

[Dave Dyer]

Yeah, that's true.

[Ally Breen]

Honestly.

[Dave Dyer]

But if you wash them and he gets mad that there's no scent anymore, you know, he probably either, I don't know, got him out of someone's hamper or ordered him or.

[Christopher]

Yeah, this is. I don't know.

[Dave Dyer]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

What size?

[Ally Breen]

I forgot there's people who go and steal panties and stuff like that from people's hampers.

[Christopher]

I'm a hamper thief. Hey, by the way, where's your bathroom? Okay. Well, yeah, who knows?

[Dave Dyer]

Good luck.

[Christopher]

Yeah, let us know, though. Let us know. Yeah, like a follow up on this one.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. We'll see if we can get a follow up. Here's the next one. Dear Ally, my best friend's husband hit on me. I turned him down. I never said a word about it. But now another friend of ours told me he hit on her, too. Is it time I tell my best friend?

[Dave Dyer]

Oh, no, no, no, no. She'll find out.

[Christopher]

She's gonna ruin all the parties.

[Dave Dyer]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Come on.

[Christopher]

How selfish.

[Dave Dyer]

Yeah, but he gets away with it. Someone probably gave in. One of your friends has slept with him, I bet. Or what if he's going that strong.

[Ally Breen]

And hitting on everybody? Yeah, I would bet.

[Christopher]

Maybe he's just a flirt, but did you hear that? That's the kind of leaps that will be made if you start talking about this sort of thing. Okay. I'm sure she slept with a checker at the grocery store. I know it. That guy needs to get out anyway. Yeah, he doesn't need this.

[Dave Dyer]

Well, he's obviously. Yeah. Flirt or harmless.

[Christopher]

Yeah, could be.

[Dave Dyer]

He is the victim. He's in a relationship, and other girls aren't sleeping with him.

[Christopher]

Here's the thing I've always wondered. It's like when you see the flasher in the parking lot.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

You always wonder. Did it ever work once?

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Dave Dyer]

Is that for him or is it to get somewhere? Yeah. Maybe he doesn't want it to work, though.

[Christopher]

No. Flashers don't. They like the recoil. Yeah.

[Dave Dyer]

They like you being stunned by it. They don't want to get sex. Oh, hey, that's great. Come on over here.

[Christopher]

How do we not know this is more complex? And maybe this guy was put up to this by these women's husband to see if they would accept you and Al need a podcast.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Christopher]

Multiple layers here. Paranoid conspiracy. Okay, sir, let's move on. If you want to reach Ali Breen, it's a L L I B R E E N. Ali Breen on your favorite social media platform or on OnlyFans. A L L I B. And are you doing anything holiday oriented for the. For Only fans?

[Ally Breen]

I will for sure, but I still haven't figured out exactly what but.

[Dave Dyer]

Yeah, you just said that.

[Christopher]

And Dave picked up his phone immediately.

[Ally Breen]

Suggestions? We'll see.

[Christopher]

Exactly. Is that. Is that a regular tree behind you or is that a Christmas tree?

[Ally Breen]

It's a regular tree, but I put lights on it for Christmas.

[Christopher]

Okay, well, maybe take the lights. Put the lights on you on your only fans page.

[Ally Breen]

Actually, that's a really good idea. I like that one.

[Christopher]

Like, you could put Christmas lights on your boobs and butt.

[Dave Dyer]

And a little bow on your hair.

[Ally Breen]

Exactly. Do a little highlighting.

[Dave Dyer]

Little bow on top of your head.

[Christopher]

Do that weird clown trick where you keep pulling them out of an oracle.

[Ally Breen]

God.

[Christopher]

Well, I mean, it would be off camera, just.

[Dave Dyer]

Oh, Ellie, you do not have to put up with that.

[Ally Breen]

Count on Tom.

[Dave Dyer]

No.

[Christopher]

Be hilarious.

[Dave Dyer]

It would go.

[Christopher]

It would go viral. She pulled 17 strings. Sorry. At least. Very petite. Two or three strings would certainly be adequate.

[Ally Breen]

My cat.

[Dave Dyer]

Did the cat just turn your light out?

[Ally Breen]

Exactly.

[Dave Dyer]

Your cats have been running around like crazy. Yeah, they were behind you earlier. They were so. They're so cute, though.

[Ally Breen]

They're insane. I've tried to lock them up during this segment before, and I thought I'd keep them out right now, but they just go after the wires that come for them. All right, so it's gonna be a little dim the rest of the show.

[Dave Dyer]

Pretty.

[Ally Breen]

Ah, thank you. I might need my glasses for this. Now, all Right. It's all falling down. Jesus.

[Christopher]

Where'd Allie go? I like the glasses. This is where you do the librarian trick. You put your hat in a bun, you take off the glasses, shake it down your hair.

[Ally Breen]

Yep.

[Christopher]

You look good. What's the next letter? Harry? Carrie.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend has no soap in his bathroom at home. Just one bottle of body wash in the shower. He doesn't smell or anything, but this must mean that he never washes his hands at all. And does he just wash his hair with body wash? I'm so uncomfortable even having to bring it up.

[Dave Dyer]

Well, he can wash his hair with body wash, but doesn't he have soap on the counter?

[Christopher]

That's all I have. What do you.

[Dave Dyer]

How do you wash your hands after you.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. Don't you have the bathroom counter?

[Christopher]

Oh, I got soap next to this thing. I measured in the shower. Yeah. They're saying he doesn't even have it at his sink.

[Dave Dyer]

Oh, no, that's wrong.

[Christopher]

Maybe he takes a shower after every day. Buy him a couple bars and go. Hey, use these. Yes. Don't be sick.

[Dave Dyer]

Are you a bar soap or a pump soap?

[Christopher]

I'm a pump soap.

[Dave Dyer]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Bar soap is gross at someone else's house. I think there's always, like, hair stuck in it. Yeah.

[Christopher]

This never good.

[Dave Dyer]

Oh, yeah. Beard hair, I guess we had.

[Christopher]

I like to use pump soap, Tom. You know this. And as I'm pumping, I go, yeah, now, we did have a news story all over your face. We had a new story. Speaking of paranoia. A new story about the. Some of the hotels have the. The little shelf with the three pump things on it. Yeah. And it was. The suggestion was that sometimes men are topping them off.

[Dave Dyer]

You'd have to be really. I literally won't use it because of that.

[Christopher]

In other words, something's happening. The. The. The. The pump. The pumpers, the. The tanks can come off the wall. Yeah. Oh, because you have to fill them up so you don't have to. I didn't really. I really wish I'd never read that article. Yeah. I'm sorry to have shared it with you, but I've heard it's from the same people that say those coffee machines in hotel rooms are used to clean pantyhose by stewards. 70 of those. Those tanks with shampoo and conditioner body wash are organic matter. Okay. 70.

[Dave Dyer]

70.

[Ally Breen]

Okay.

[Christopher]

That's something. Let's get back to Ali. You got another letter. 73 got another letter for us.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, that's horrific. Dear Ally, my girlfriend broke up with me. Through text, I told her she should at least have had the courtesy to do it in person. And I got her to agree to have lunch on Thursday. Since she agreed, does that mean there's a chance I can actually fix it and get her back? What do you guys think?

[Dave Dyer]

No, no, no. Don't go to that lunch.

[Christopher]

If that's all you think of me, we're done.

[Dave Dyer]

Yeah, forget it.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Yeah, that's a good. I like that.

[Dave Dyer]

It's.

[Christopher]

Hey, hey. If you're not going to treat me with that kind of respect, I'm out.

[Dave Dyer]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christopher]

Then why'd she agree to the launch?

[Dave Dyer]

He probably begged her and wouldn't leave her alone. Yeah, probably right. Finally said, all right, I'll go.

[Christopher]

There's a big difference between guys and. And gals in a breakup. Yeah, when women are done, they are done, man. Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Dave Dyer]

You know, you're right.

[Christopher]

She wants a free meal.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Now, keep in mind this. This is. You know how much lunch costs nowadays? Spending. $9.

[Dave Dyer]

That's right, $9. Where are you eating?

[Christopher]

Well, I had to use coupons, but still. Yeah. Okay, let's get to our next letter. Ally.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend and I already exchanged gifts for Christmas. He got me a bidet attachment for my toilet.

[Christopher]

Cool.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, it's really unromantic. And I'm worried now that he thinks I smell bad down there.

[Dave Dyer]

Oh.

[Ally Breen]

I'm trying not to be upset, but I can't help it. It feels really weird to yell at someone for giving a bad gift. But I did that and now we're in a fight. What should I do?

[Christopher]

Signed, unwiped in Utica. That is a really.

[Dave Dyer]

It feels really awkward gift.

[Christopher]

It feels really had to yell at someone about a gift. But I did.

[Ally Breen]

But I did it. Yeah.

[Christopher]

What the hell? No, but that is.

[Dave Dyer]

But that is an awkward gift. You don't do that well.

[Christopher]

You don't yell. You go, you, let's go out and get me something I want. How about that?

[Dave Dyer]

Okay. That would be better.

[Christopher]

Or you go, hey, take the gift, pelican breath.

[Ally Breen]

Take the hint.

[Christopher]

You won't be spending any time down there. I got news for you. You do smell. And now you won't. That's what the message.

[Dave Dyer]

Oh, man.

[Christopher]

Both holes smell.

[Dave Dyer]

Yikes.

[Ally Breen]

I do think his heart was in the right place. People could always, like, rave about these bedet things. Bidet things.

[Christopher]

Yeah, but it's just not.

[Ally Breen]

He was doing something good. Yeah, it's not.

[Christopher]

You wouldn't get someone a water pick for Christmas. I mean it. Well, only if they were British. Yeah. Well, yeah. Isn't there a chance that she mentioned wanting one of these at some point and the dumb broad forgot?

[Dave Dyer]

And this is the other thing that. This is the other difference between men and women. Cuz men hear that, right? And then they go, oh, I remember six months ago she said there's a chance.

[Christopher]

She said something like, oh, I'm tired of toilet paper. Who knows? I. I get it because I'm on. On teen Josh on this. Because it's. My wife is incredibly difficult to shop for. No, no, you wait a minute.

[Dave Dyer]

Something too much of a pause here.

[Christopher]

Notice how he paused. My wife is incredibly difficult three breaths later to shop for. Look, it's every Christmas this. And if. If I would have remembered something about a stinky rear end within the last six months, she might be getting one of these. Right, Right.

[Dave Dyer]

But maybe the guy's using it at her place as well.

[Christopher]

I was gonna say this could also be one of those.

[Dave Dyer]

Yeah, I needed it too. Or wanted it. Right.

[Christopher]

When he's at her house.

[Ally Breen]

Never good. He wants for a gift to be like, it's actually for me.

[Dave Dyer]

Right.

[Ally Breen]

When I go to your house. Yeah, it doesn't help.

[Christopher]

Maybe he's unusually hairy down there. Yes. Yeah, it looks like he has a ferret between his cheeks. Well, maybe she likes. She likes to keep it hairy down there. Oh, okay. We have time for maybe a couple more. Ali Breen, what have you got?

[Ally Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend's ex cheated on him and they broke up and she stayed with the guy she was cheating with. He still looks at her social media all the time. She and that guy broke up recently and he messaged her to see how she was doing. I don't think she'd ever get back with him, but I'm not happy. He still seems kind of obsessed with her. I don't know how to bring it up because I'm not supposed to be looking at his social media. So what should I do?

[Christopher]

Boy, I. I couldn't help but zone out just because I couldn't follow it. That is hard to follow. And two sentences I went, oh, I hate this person.

[Dave Dyer]

If you're in a relationship with someone that keeps checking on his ex, basically, right?

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Dave Dyer]

Well, then get out of that relationship. That's what you do. Like you deserve much better. Stay off social media, people. Jeez.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, that gets to be too much to see what everyone else is doing on there. If someone's liking someone else's stuff.

[Dave Dyer]

I'm just checking on her to make sure she's okay.

[Christopher]

Really?

[Dave Dyer]

Does anybody check to see if they're. Who's liking their stuff? I don't even know how to do that. All the narcissists.

[Ally Breen]

But it sounds like she went into his social media because at the end she was saying she didn't know how to bring it up because she's not supposed to be watching, and I don't know how else you can do that.

[Christopher]

I talked about this with you before. What are you doing? Catherine? Yeah, man, I don't know what's. Okay, we got time for one more. Ali. What a mess.

[Ally Breen]

Dear Ali, I've been with my boyfriend for seven years, and he never spent more than a hundred dollars on a present this year. I told him I want a bag that's about $2,100 for Christmas. I can't be serious.

[Christopher]

He said, I like his. You can't be serious. You know what? I. I don't know who I'm more fascinated with, the cheapskate boyfriend or the woman who knows exactly how much he spent over seven years.

[Ally Breen]

She's.

[Christopher]

He spent a third of that in the whole time they've been together. Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, exactly. What makes. He can definitely afford it. So clearly he just doesn't want to get it for me. So this relationship, what should I do?

[Christopher]

Well, princess.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Find a knockoff for under 100. My gosh.

[Ally Breen]

Go to Canal Street. Exactly.

[Dave Dyer]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christopher]

Yeah. Okay, so what is her question?

[Dave Dyer]

Her question is she doesn't understand why he won't buy her the gift. All these years, she never really spent any money on her.

[Christopher]

And this must be just the way he is. He's tight with a buck.

[Dave Dyer]

He must be ace.

[Christopher]

What did you end up telling her? Bite the knockoff.

[Dave Dyer]

Gosh, she's so mad.

[Christopher]

Oh, no, I just. It's so funny to me how she really feels like a. She thinks she's a victim here. Yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah. This is the test.

[Christopher]

Well, this is a test. She's a good person.

[Dave Dyer]

She deserves a nice bag. If that's what she wants.

[Christopher]

That's right.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Christopher]

Then buy yourself the damn bag.

[Dave Dyer]

What if she can't afford it and he's.

[Christopher]

And he can't. Come on. Do yourself. Do this guy a favor and break up. He's saved up for seven years. Right.

[Dave Dyer]

He hasn't spent very much money on it.

[Christopher]

A hundred dollars a gift is pretty good. Yeah, yeah.

[Ally Breen]

But every seven years.

[Christopher]

Oh, my.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, I think she thinks she's building equity.

[Dave Dyer]

Birthday, Christmas, that's 200 bucks. And so that's $1400 in seven years.

[Christopher]

Wow.

[Dave Dyer]

Don't jump from 100 to 20. 100. Just go from one.

[Christopher]

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt, ma'am, that you're not as awful as you made yourself sound.

[Dave Dyer]

No, she's not awful.

[Christopher]

Well, you're also a materialistic shrew.

[Dave Dyer]

Well, the difference is I could afford to buy my own bag, so I.

[Christopher]

Don'T have to worry about.

[Dave Dyer]

I can understand where she feels a little bit slighted in a way that he doesn't.

[Ally Breen]

There is some logic.

[Christopher]

There is a specificity to this that's disturbing to me. Oh, the bag thing, you mean? It has to be this particular bag, and here's how much it costs.

[Dave Dyer]

Okay, wait a minute.

[Christopher]

I want this.

[Dave Dyer]

Women are very specific about the bags they like.

[Christopher]

You're talking to me. I'm fully aware of this.

[Dave Dyer]

I know some women, but I mean, some women, yes.

[Christopher]

It's kind of like if you don't get me this, I'm leaving.

[Dave Dyer]

Well, I don't think she said that. I think she.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah, Most people need a suggestion for a gift from someone. You know, what do you want for Christmas? And she can't give it to this.

[Christopher]

Yeah, but at the end of the day, it's the thought that counts. Apparently not to this. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google Play and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Hi, I'm Joe. Sal seh. I hosted the Stacking Benjamins podcast. Every week we talk to experts about saving, investing, personal finance, trends, crypto. Can't do it. You could have done all that research, all the breadcrumbs and thought, this company's never going bankrupt. Foiled again. You never knew personal finance could be this fun. Throwing down the gauntlet. I'm bringing it today.

[Ally Breen]

I'm only going to be off by six figures.

[Christopher]

Every boy has a dream, Doc. Every boy has a dream, for sure. Stacking Benjamins. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.