B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Summary

Podcast Summary: B&T Extra – Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Podcast Information:

• Title: B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time
• Release Date: June 6, 2025
• Hosts: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
• Description: A blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports, the BOB & TOM Show is a nationwide favorite. This special episode, “B&T Extra,” features Alli Breen in the "Sexy Time" segment, where listeners seek advice on their love lives.

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1. Opening Call: Donnie Baker's Golf Antics ([02:32] - [04:14])

The episode kicks off with a hilarious phone call from Donnie Baker, who recounts his wild Labor Day outing at a newly opened golf course. Donnie, along with Scotty Winkler, removed the governor from a golf cart, resulting in high-speed antics on the fairways.

Notable Quote:

• Donnie Baker ([02:48]): "We took the governor off this new golf cart. We were doing 60 down to fairways, dranking the stuff, man. We started doing donuts on a driving range."

Bob and Tom humorously dissect Donnie’s story, highlighting the absurdity and mischief involved, ultimately concluding that golf might not be Donnie’s forte.

2. Transition to B&T Extra: Introduction of Alli Breen ([04:14] - [07:21])

Bob introduces the transition to the afternoon segment, B&T Extra, where they bring in Alli Breen, a stand-up comedian and occasional painter, for the "Sexy Time" segment. The hosts playfully discuss Alli's new glasses, setting a lighthearted tone.

Notable Quote:

• Tom ([05:01]): "Let's hook up with comedian Alli Breen with her new glasses on."

The conversation briefly touches on the amusing challenges of renting and modifying Airbnbs, leading into the deeper, more personal discussions of the "Sexy Time" segment.

3. Sexy Time with Alli Breen: Listener Letters and Discussions ([07:21] - [19:51])

A. Letter 1: The Charming but Flirting Boyfriend ([08:33] - [10:40])

A listener writes to Alli expressing concern that her charming boyfriend's friendly gestures—like giving his jacket to other women and opening doors—make her feel insecure about their relationship's exclusivity.

Notable Quotes:

• Listener ([08:33]): "He opens doors for women. He gives a lot of attention and compliments. It feels like it takes away from it when he does it with everybody else."
• Jason: "Oh, you are dating a monster."

The hosts humorously diagnose the boyfriend as overly gentlemanly but reassure the listener that his actions are not criminal, suggesting it might stem from insecurity on her part.

B. Letter 2: Transitioning from Vanilla to Golden Showers ([10:44] - [14:43])

Another listener seeks advice on how to broach the subject of experimenting with non-vanilla sexual activities, specifically golden showers, which her boyfriend wants to introduce into their relationship.

Notable Quotes:

• Listener ([12:00]): "Should I tell him he's basically allowed to hire someone for the freaky stuff and I'll just be like the normal one and the one who's gonna be his everyday girl?"
• Tom ([12:00]): "Why don't you leave him and get a guy that isn't sick?"

The discussion delves into the discomfort surrounding unconventional sexual practices, with the hosts advocating for open communication or ending the relationship if mutual interests aren't aligned.

C. Letter 3: Friends with Benefits Dilemma ([14:52] - [15:35])

A listener wonders if it's possible to convert a full-blown romantic relationship into a friends-with-benefits arrangement while dating others simultaneously.

Notable Quotes:

• Listener ([14:52]): "Has anyone ever successfully turned a full-blown relationship into a friends with benefits and been able to date other people while that happened?"
• Jason: "Don't ruin this for this lady, you."

The hosts express skepticism, suggesting that such arrangements often lead to complications and misunderstandings, ultimately advising the listener to reconsider the dynamics of her relationship.

D. Letter 4: Confirming an Ex's Infidelity ([15:36] - [17:21])

A listener shares her turmoil after discovering her ex-boyfriend's infidelity through his old iPad. She struggles with whether to confront him with the evidence or move on.

Notable Quotes:

• Listener ([15:36]): "I found my ex's old iPad which he had thought he lost... he blocked me on everything and said that was untrue and called me crazy."
• Ally Breen: "Don't worry about him. Get yours."

The hosts emphasize the importance of moving on and letting go of past relationships, cautioning against continued surveillance that hinders personal growth and healing.

E. Letter 5: Addressing a Girlfriend's Weight Gain ([17:22] - [19:10])

The final letter addresses how to gently inform a girlfriend that she is gaining weight, influenced by her family's history.

Notable Quotes:

• Listener ([17:22]): "I'm worried about what her 30s, 40s, and God forbid, 50s will look like. How would you tell her this?"
• Josh: "He said she's gonna be a real load any day now."
• Jason: "Give her a sandwich."

The hosts, maintaining their comedic style, offer blunt and humorous advice, ultimately suggesting that the listener address the concern with sensitivity and care, though their methods are more comedic than genuinely helpful.

4. Conclusion and Wrap-Up ([19:21] - [19:57])

Bob and Tom conclude the episode by promoting their involvement with social media and OnlyFans, encouraging listeners to connect with Alli Breen. They also give a nod to the United States Soccer Federation podcast before signing off.

Notable Quote:

• Bob ([19:21]): "That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher."

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Key Takeaways:

• Humor Meets Advice: The episode blends comedic interactions with genuine relationship advice, maintaining an entertaining yet insightful atmosphere.
• Listener Engagement: Through the "Sexy Time" segment, listeners receive personalized advice, albeit presented with the hosts' signature humor.
• Dynamic Interactions: The chemistry between Bob, Tom, and Alli Breen creates engaging and lively discussions, making complex relationship issues approachable and entertaining.

Notable Quotes for Reference:

• Donnie Baker ([02:48]): "We started doing donuts on a driving range."
• Tom ([05:01]): "Let's hook up with comedian Alli Breen with her new glasses on."
• Jason ([08:33]): "Oh, you are dating a monster."
• Ally Breen ([12:00]): "You have to waddle all the way to the kitchen at that point."
• Josh ([17:59]): "He said she's gonna be a real load any day now."

This episode of B&T Extra successfully combines humor with heartfelt advice, offering listeners both laughter and relatable discussions about the complexities of love and relationships.

Transcript

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[Bob]

Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom Extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on today's big show, Sexy Time with Ally Breen. She's coming up right after this.

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[Josh]

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[Tom]

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[Bob]

Yes, we do. Morning Bob and Tom Show.

[Donnie Baker]

Hi man. It's Donnie Baker, man. Hey dude. Heard you guys talking about fat kids and stuff. You ever see that time on Maury Povich? That little fat kid, he was like 9 years old. He weighed like 600 pounds. They brought him out wearing A diaper?

[Tom]

Really?

[Donnie Baker]

Like he got no friends. Well, it looks like he's been playing with Little Debbie. Got plenty of company, man. You guys have good labor days? Hell, yeah, man. Me and Scotty Winkler went. This new golf course had opened up and they had this grand opening stuff, man. He's got a small engine. So we took the governor off this new golf cart. We were, like, doing 60 down to fairways, dranking the stuff, man. We started doing donuts on a driving range. I swear to God we did, man. People wouldn't stop hitting balls at us, so we fired paintballs right at their face. Here's a blue birdie. I think golf's gay anyways. Oh, really? Then we rode to the second hole, man. After his whole shotgun start took off, man. We left a deuce right in the sand, man. Yeah. Swear to God, we did. I believe, play that hazard, man. Scotty's like, I'm taking a drop, man. People walk by and look at it. I was like, I don't know. Who let the cat on the course, man? Just play through it, man. I swear to God we did. Then we went to hole one, man. And I filled that cup to the rim, putting that puddle, man. I swear to God, we did that off the phone. You shut up, Randy. You played from the red tees anyway.

[Tom]

All right. Okay.

[Bob]

Miss something. Here you go. We'll try to catch you up. This is Bob and Tom. Extra.

[Josh]

Hello, Tom. Is it time for love?

[Tom]

I think so.

[Josh]

Time for love.

[Tom]

Let's hook up with comedian Ally Breen. Oh, with her new glasses on.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And wait a minute. Ally is not at her home. Are you. Are you in some exotic land about.

[Jason]

To get a yearbook photo?

[Josh]

You're a hostage or working at social services somewhere.

[Christopher]

I think I know. It looks like an interrogation room. Like I'm about to be sent to El Salvador or something.

[Tom]

Officer with a zoom call.

[Christopher]

No, I'm in Ocala. I have to paint this wall. I'm doing the Airbnb thing.

[Tom]

Oh, cool.

[Jason]

Very cool.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Tom]

So we should explain to people you like to rent Airbnbs and then paint them so when the owner comes in, what the hell happened there?

[Christopher]

That would be great.

[Tom]

I like to rent a car, take it to Earlshaw. I'd bring it back. No, it's not red, it's white. This forum is wrong. We've been having an unusual discussion today, Ally. I forget who brought this up, but.

[Jason]

You want to bring her into this?

[Tom]

If you are a fairly crass, yes, it's extraordinarily unpleasant. Let's Just say the Airbnb you're in. Here's the scenario. This is perfectly valid. You're in an Airbnb. You get there and nature calls and there's no toilet paper. All you have is a loaf of bread. What kind of bread would you like it to be, by the way? When I was a kid, this happened to me and I insisted that my mother cut the crust off. And then I preferred it in triangles, not hats. But your thoughts?

[Jason]

What?

[Tom]

Rye?

[Christopher]

I mean, white wonder bread, for sure.

[Tom]

Really?

[Christopher]

That is the soft stuff.

[Jason]

It is the soft stuff.

[Ally Breen]

The ladies get to use it front so it would be a different thing. We didn't have to use it back. Both.

[Jason]

I see what you're saying.

[Josh]

It seems to me like you have no choice but to get a yeast infection.

[Jason]

You said this wasn't going to be funny.

[Christopher]

Hello?

[Tom]

Okay, so sorry.

[Christopher]

I have bread but no toilet paper.

[Ally Breen]

Thank you.

[Christopher]

Ally Seems like.

[Jason]

Don't question it, just answer.

[Tom]

Josh Horsbread.

[Ally Breen]

You have to waddle all the way to the kitchen at that point.

[Tom]

No, no, you leave it.

[Ally Breen]

Paper.

[Tom]

No, you leave the. Leave the loaf. Leave the loaf of bread.

[Jason]

How much would you sell me the.

[Tom]

Poop bread for in a basket?

[Christopher]

Someone. Someone's into that. That's 100%.

[Priceline]

Or the.

[Josh]

Or the. I don't even want to say it. You're in bread.

[Tom]

I think there's someone listening that does this and they go, oh, my God, they finally. I found my soul mate.

[Jason]

Ali's gonna sell an S sandwich.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Yep, exactly.

[Tom]

This could be an OnlyFans thing.

[Christopher]

There was a documentary on a guy. I think he was the guy who started like Norton Antivirus. He, like fled the country. It was crazy. But that was something he was into. That was like the last part where you were already shocked with everything he did. And then all of a sudden all these girls were like. And then he would make me sit on a swing and he would get under me and I would have to go.

[Jason]

That'S the guy who went to Belize.

[Josh]

I know.

[Jason]

That's the documentary.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

It's horrifying.

[Tom]

Boy, that's gonna hit with a real whap.

[Jason]

Boy.

[Tom]

That'S something that is punishing. I'm sorry, let's get back to square. This is the Sexy Time Show.

[Ally Breen]

That's not sexy.

[Tom]

And that's Allie Breen, stand up comedian and occasional painter with her new glasses. I've got to tell you, I like those glasses.

[Christopher]

Oh, I'm glad I'm getting used to them. I was just telling Jason, though, I have to try some others and get rid of my Woody Allen look and see what else I can muster up.

[Jason]

They look really dope. Yeah, they look great. That's actually good.

[Christopher]

Thank you.

[Jason]

And I'm glad the progressives are growing on you. It took me weeks, and then now I just can't.

[Tom]

Hey, look, I don't care about her politics.

[Jason]

I love them so much.

[Tom]

This is America. You vote for whichever person now.

[Christopher]

But it's funny, I realize I should have almost gone, like, non progressive because it looks like Star wars writing as I read down. Like, it gets clearer as it gets closer to me, you know? So I maybe should have.

[Jason]

That'll still get better, though. That'll continue to get better.

[Christopher]

Okay. Yeah. Because I'm getting used to that.

[Tom]

Okay, now, the way this works is people send ally letters about their love troubles. And we collectively. I like to call us an ad hoc committee. This ad hoc committee will help you out with your love life. What do we have, Ali?

[Christopher]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend is really charming, but it comes off like he's flirting with everybody. If anyone around him is cold, he'll basically give him his sweater or his jacket. He opens doors for women. He gives a lot of attention and compliments. I love when he does this for me, obviously, but it feels like it takes away from it when he does it with everybody else. My mom said, just be happy. He's clearly with me, and I'm the one who's benefiting the most from this. But don't you think it's kind of disrespectful? And do you think, given the chance, he might hook up with one of these people and that's why he's treating them so well?

[Jason]

Oh, you are dating a monster.

[Tom]

Yeah, I know.

[Ally Breen]

Who's happily married, and he does this with all the ladies. He's very nice.

[Jason]

No, no. You got to kick Iker.

[Josh]

What a horrible monster.

[Jason]

Your mom's right. Your mom's right.

[Ally Breen]

And you are very insecure, ma' am. Very.

[Christopher]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ally Breen]

Enjoy it.

[Tom]

This is an easy one. I think we may have gotten this one right. Yeah. Statistics say he's. He's only sleeping with 10 of these.

[Josh]

Right?

[Tom]

Calm down.

[Christopher]

Exactly.

[Randy]

He's a great guy, but let's be real. He is doing it to. To make sure that he's kind of seen as the hero.

[Jason]

No, he's probably like.

[Randy]

He's just a nice guy to help other women.

[Ally Breen]

He's a nice man.

[Randy]

Here's my jacket, sweetheart.

[Christopher]

That one is a little much.

[Tom]

Wait a minute.

[Christopher]

That one is a little over the top. Giving the jacket to someone who's not your girlfriend might be a little.

[Randy]

That one's going to try.

[Tom]

Wait a minute. This sounds. That's. That's a little too much.

[Josh]

The jacket thing, really.

[Jason]

If he's guilty of anything, it's of being too gentlemanly.

[Ally Breen]

Yes.

[Jason]

And that's not a crime.

[Ally Breen]

No, it's not. I'm with Josh on that.

[Randy]

He's so selfless.

[Tom]

I think. I think the jacket says you and me later.

[Ally Breen]

Oh, it does not.

[Tom]

Yes, it does.

[Christopher]

Or just is. Right. It's too performative. It's too much, like, see how amazing I am. Like, I'm going to.

[Randy]

Because, like, my boyfriend will help and always try to, you know, do that kind of stuff. He's not going to take clothes off his back to someone else.

[Jason]

So you think there's a sexual component to taking your jacket off? What about jacket off? Sounds sexual. Just answer the question.

[Tom]

You know something? When you're right, you're right. Let's get to our next letter where we failed.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Ally Breen]

No, we didn't.

[Christopher]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend and I have always had very vanilla sex. And now he really wants to start experimenting. Chocolate and going to everything.

[Tom]

Chocolate sex. Bring in the fluffer.

[Jason]

He wants to go to golden showers.

[Tom]

What?

[Christopher]

That's where he wants to stream. But stuff. To golden showers. That's getting very un. Vanilla.

[Jason]

Well, this is the thing. The guy. This guy has always been into golden showers. He's just now introducing it. You don't just decide.

[Christopher]

You wake up and decide who with the golden shower, who gives and who receives. Or. That depends on.

[Josh]

That's what's so wonderful about it. It's up to you. It's amazing.

[Jason]

It depends. Do you have $50 or a hundred?

[Christopher]

Okay. Josh is onto something.

[Tom]

Wait.

[Christopher]

I really love him, but I'm definitely not into the weird sex stuff. I know Josh is gonna say he needs this. So here's my question. Should I tell him he's basically allowed to hire someone for the freaky stuff and I'll just be like the normal one and the one who's gonna be his everyday girl. Is this so unconventional that he'd be freaked out, or do you think he'd be receptive?

[Randy]

She's a sweet girl for offering that.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Boy, that is an understanding. Yeah. Lover.

[Tom]

Yes. His friends are all gonna go get some smell. Ed, when did you get a cat?

[Jason]

Is the roof leaking?

[Tom]

This is weird.

[Ally Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

But Josh is right when he said this guy's obviously been thinking about this for a long time. Or he's already into it.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Tom]

That's a very.

[Christopher]

I mean, I guess for the girl. It's so unsexual. It's like the peace stuff. I get it. It'd be like, all right, you know, someone else pee on you, and then you can shower and come home. I guess so.

[Ally Breen]

As a guy, would you do this? You would go to someone else for that?

[Jason]

If you need. If you really do need it. Boy.

[Josh]

If you really do want.

[Jason]

And your partner is completely fine with you getting it with you outsourcing.

[Christopher]

Really?

[Jason]

It sounds like she is. I don't think she'd bring it up if she wasn't.

[Josh]

I don't.

[Christopher]

Maybe in theory, but once it actually happened, Christie's probably.

[Josh]

This is a trap. This is.

[Jason]

All I can do is trust this lady's word.

[Josh]

This is right up there with let's not get each other any Christmas gifts this year.

[Tom]

That is a huge trap.

[Jason]

The same damn thing as the most mature.

[Josh]

I can't believe you went into that. Someone else pee on you?

[Jason]

I guess I'm just a little more mature in. In the world when it comes to these things. That's right.

[Tom]

Thank you, Victor.

[Christopher]

Well, it is a very 2025 everyone's these days, so. Yeah, it's one of those things, I guess you could.

[Randy]

Can you contract out? Like, do this part in the shower? Like, let him pee on you in the shower. Like, when the water's still good.

[Tom]

I have an idea. Why don't you leave him and get a guy that isn't sick?

[Jason]

I'm with you on that one.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Why don't you find yourself.

[Tom]

Find a guy that isn't some weirdo that has some obsession about bodily fluids. Get some normal guy. Unless this guy is a billionaire and is going to shoot you up in a rocket. Don't do it. Next. Okay, let's get to our next letter. Once again, let me remind you, that's the lovely Ally Breen with her glasses. Hi, Allie.

[Christopher]

Yes. Hi, guys. I wonder, by the way, if that was a thing before porn. Like, do you think people have gotten freakier because of that? Or you think this was always happening and people had to introduce it?

[Tom]

I think everything has always been happening right.

[Jason]

But more people are probably willing to try things because of. Of porn.

[Tom]

There was a caveman. I thought. This is funny. Hey, Mrs. Hey, Mrs. Grog. How about some of this?

[Christopher]

Yeah, that's a good point. I feel like we've all been secretly peed on in the shower with your boyfriend.

[Josh]

Golden.

[Tom]

What?

[Josh]

Golden showers. What would coprophilia be like a chunky golden shower. What do you think?

[Jason]

A mudslide?

[Josh]

Yeah, like a blizzard. Like. I don't know.

[Tom]

What is wrong with you? I had just cleansed the palate. I had.

[Josh]

Don't you wonder what it is? No, I don't.

[Tom]

I cleared the deck.

[Jason]

It's fine.

[Tom]

Right, let's move on. What else have we got? Anything that's not this sick?

[Christopher]

Yes, this is definitely not this sick. My boyfriend and I keep getting back together and I actually do like having sex with him, but I don't want to be with him anymore. Has anyone ever successfully turned a full blown relationship into a friends with benefits and been able to date other people while that happened?

[Ally Breen]

No.

[Jason]

Of course it's possible.

[Josh]

No, he's nuts.

[Jason]

Don't ruin this for this lady, you.

[Josh]

Know, just kill him or get out. That's all you have to.

[Jason]

That's have sex with them as much as you want.

[Ally Breen]

But isn't he going to be wanting?

[Jason]

Who cares what he needs and wants?

[Christopher]

Yeah, he's still going to think that means they're getting back together.

[Ally Breen]

He thinks that they're in a relationship.

[Jason]

Don't worry about him. Get yours.

[Ally Breen]

Oh my.

[Josh]

Get your nut.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So to speak.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Christopher]

That's very feminist of you guys. Yeah.

[Tom]

What else have we got? Allie.

[Ally Breen]

Tough tightrope.

[Christopher]

I know. Dear Allie, I had a very bad breakup last year and I just started getting over it. I cheated and he couldn't forgive me, even though I begged. I was spring cleaning and I found my ex's old iPad which he had thought he lost. And I actually got to go back and see that he was cheating too. Before and after I did, I called and I freaked out on him. He blocked me on everything and said that was untrue and called me crazy. It's so unfair. But I don't want to tell him I know for sure because I actually have his iPad. Because then I won't be able to see what he's doing anymore. How do I handle this boy?

[Jason]

You know, I was.

[Josh]

Josh. Go ahead and take this.

[Christopher]

Right up till the end he was with me.

[Jason]

Yeah, that end twist.

[Tom]

Really maybe get over it and move on.

[Jason]

Yes, of course. You two weren't meant for each other.

[Christopher]

Right?

[Jason]

But she doesn't want to move on. She's stalking him via his old iPad.

[Ally Breen]

Yep.

[Randy]

She just wanted to confirm it was his. So she went through the messages and stuff to make.

[Jason]

Yeah, but Jess, she's still saying. She's saying she's still watching him.

[Ally Breen]

She can still watch.

[Christopher]

Well, yeah, she still wants. Because she said she's just getting over it, and so I'm sure that she's not. Actually.

[Jason]

No, you're never gonna get over it.

[Ally Breen]

Not if you keep doing that.

[Randy]

And he's never gonna admit it unless you say, I have the proof, but, you know.

[Christopher]

Or say the girls told them, like point blank, just let it go.

[Randy]

Yeah, move on.

[Tom]

A lot of fish in the sea.

[Jason]

She's not gonna listen.

[Christopher]

I don't think that's an option.

[Jason]

She's already too crazy.

[Tom]

I mean, what is the website? Plenty o fish. The.

[Ally Breen]

Plenty of fish. Yeah.

[Christopher]

People have to be careful with their devices. If you have more than one device and leave one anywhere, someone's watching you.

[Tom]

Yep.

[Christopher]

Yeah, for sure.

[Ally Breen]

You're all connected now.

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Tom]

If you'd like to be part of this catastrophe. Indeed, you can get a hold of Ali. It's Al A L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform. Allie is also on. Only fans at A L L I B. Let's return. We have time for one more letter. Ali, what is it?

[Christopher]

Dear Ally, my girlfriend is getting fat. Her mother's fat. She's in her late 20, 25, family's fat.

[Tom]

Father's fat.

[Christopher]

I'm worried about what her 30s, 40s, and God forbid, 50s will look like. How would you tell her this?

[Josh]

Tell me about it.

[Jason]

How do I tell her this?

[Josh]

He said she's gonna be a real load any day now.

[Christopher]

How do I gently tell her this is what he said.

[Jason]

Give her a sandwich. Yeah.

[Josh]

Well, it sounds to me the way you're starting off, you're really sensitive about the situation. That's the good news.

[Jason]

Do her a favor and break up with her.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Randy]

It's hot.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Go get yourself a nice bulimic. The way.

[Jason]

God, my gosh.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Tom]

Kidding me.

[Christopher]

Or just gift her some Ozempic. When it's her birth, she's fat.

[Josh]

Her mother's fat. Whole damn family's fat.

[Tom]

You can see where this.

[Josh]

I like getting this fat outfit.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Come on.

[Tom]

Get her a gift certificate. What's it called? Is it Lane Bryant is. Sure.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Is that still out there? Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Or there's Torrid.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Or does that call it Torrit.

[Christopher]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Why'd you turn.

[Tom]

Put it on.

[Christopher]

Someone has a. Someone has the best joke. I don't know whose it is, but they were like. That doesn't sound like a fat lady. Store dress barn sounds like a fat.

[Josh]

That's Josh.

[Jason]

That is my joke.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's a Great joke, Josh.

[Josh]

I heard somebody funny say it.

[Tom]

Yeah. First.

[Jason]

I know it's surprising. That is the one joke of mine that works.

[Bob]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast.

[Tom]

Inside the opening 45 seconds. What a goal.

[Josh]

With that cannon of a left foot. I'll leave it at 1.

[Bob]

Never miss a game.

[Ally Breen]

What a start for the United States.

[Josh]

Shot for distance. What a goal.

[Bob]

Never miss a moment.

[Josh]

Exquisite. From the San Diego.

[Christopher]

Can he finish?

[Josh]

Yes, he can.

[Bob]

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