B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

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Episode: B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time
Date: April 13, 2026
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Episode Overview

This episode of B&T Extra features the always-popular “Sexy Time” segment with comedian Ali Breen, where the cast tackles listener-submitted relationship and love-life dilemmas with their trademark blend of wit, sarcasm, and occasionally sincere advice. The group navigates tricky questions about dating exclusivity, honesty in relationships, embarrassing night-time mishaps, and the hidden hazards of social media. Expect raucous banter, playful teasing among the crew, and a handful of memorable (and blush-worthy) moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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Fun Banter and Show Setup

• Alcohol Talk
  • The show starts with a bit of ribbing about the bottles visible behind Ali Breen on video (05:00).
  • Quote:
    • Ali Breen: "It's alcohol." (05:02)
    • Tom Griswold: "What's the drink that makes you say yes?" (05:46)
    • Ali jokes about her preference for "girly drinks."

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Letter 1: Dating Exclusivity After Tinder (06:02–08:31)

• Question: A man wonders about obligation to disclose seeing someone new when he's been “exclusive” with a woman from Tinder for 3.5 months, but they never defined exclusivity.
• Key Points:
  • Jeff claims the woman probably assumes they are exclusive after that time.
  • Bob jokes about constantly double-checking exclusivity:
    • "Is it okay now? What about now?" (06:48)
  • Consensus: If you want an open relationship, be honest.
  • Potential for heartbreak if he suddenly admits to not being exclusive.
  • Kristi points out that Tinder is now mainstream, not just a hookup site.
• Memorable Moment:
  • Tom: "Another letter from a man who's ruining someone's life. Thank you." (07:57)

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Letter 2: Wife's Hidden "College Phase" (08:34–11:28)

• Question: A newlywed is upset after learning (via her friend) that his wife slept with at least 15 guys in one college year, despite telling him he was only her second.
• Key Points:
  • Discussion over whether past relationships "count" and whether men should be upset about their spouse's premarital history.
  • Panel agrees: You can’t get mad about things from before your relationship.
  • Jeff: "Here's how you handle this. You don't ask." (10:38)
  • Bob: "The answer is five." (10:39, referencing the 'default answer' when asked partners’ count)
  • Playful jabs about "sowing wild oats" and blushing from Ali.
• Notable Quote:
  • Tom: “The freshman 15 is supposed to refer to pounds not being pounded.” (09:14)
  • Ali: "I think first college breakup after that is the sowing your wild oats...for me at least." (10:54)

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Letter 3: Secret Paternity Tests (11:29–15:21)

• Question: New dad wonders how common it is for men to quietly get paternity tests “just to be sure.”
• Key Points:
  • Kristi Lee and others confirm it's more common than people think, recounting anecdotes.
  • Discussion of genetics, myths, and the logistics of at-home paternity testing.
  • Mix of humor and seriousness, with references to “swab the kid’s mouth” and mailing kits.
  • A story about a friend who discovered a child wasn’t his due to a paternity test.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Tom: “If it turns red, you’re in trouble." (14:19), joking about hypothetical at-home instant test kits.
  • Kristi: “The kid had red hair and he doesn’t have red hair in his family.” (14:36)

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Letter 4: Boyfriend Peeing in the Sink (15:22–17:45)

• Question: A listener’s boyfriend, after a relatively tame night of drinking, gets up and pees in the kitchen sink (which had dishes).
• Key Points:
  • Cast laughs about misdirected nocturnal bathroom behavior (“Could’ve been worse!”).
  • Stories of others peeing in closets, drawers, or even on a partner.
  • General agreement: Likely a one-off if he’s not a regular heavy drinker.
  • Tom: “In this guy’s defense, if the kitchen’s a lot closer than any of the bathrooms, go for it, brother.” (17:42)
• Memorable Moment:
  • Kristi: “Had she done the dishes, you would not have cheated on it [the dishes].” (17:47)

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Letter 5: Boyfriend Hiding from Social Media (18:48–20:41)

• Question: A woman worries her boyfriend (no social accounts) wants her to take down all photos of him; he claims it’s due to “work reasons.”
• Key Points:
  • Panel is skeptical, suggesting he may be hiding from another girlfriend (or wife) or even avoiding the law.
  • Tom observes there are some jobs where privacy is necessary, but very few.
  • Bob Kevoian shares a family anecdote about an uncle’s run-in with police, taking the “hiding” idea to comedic extremes.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Bob: “No, what he’s doing is hiding from his other girlfriend... or his wife.” (19:27–19:33)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Tom Griswold:
  • "The freshman 15 is supposed to refer to pounds not being pounded." (09:14)
  • "Another letter from a man who's ruining someone's life. Thank you." (07:57)
• Kristi Lee:
  • "Had she done the dishes, you would not have cheated on it." (17:47)
• Bob Kevoian:
  • "The answer is five." (10:39)
• Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular):
  • "He doesn’t have to tell her anything. It’s the first one that needs to know." (07:12–07:15)

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Time-stamped Guide to Key Segments

• 05:30 – Ali describes her drink preferences; light banter about alcohol.
• 06:02 – Letter 1: Exclusivity quandary after Tinder dating.
• 08:34 – Letter 2: Discovering wife’s past “slutty” phase.
• 11:29 – Letter 3: The secret paternity test dilemma.
• 15:22 – Letter 4: Boyfriend peeing in odd places.
• 18:48 – Letter 5: The boyfriend who insists on zero social media presence.

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Tone & Takeaways

• The segment is ribald, good-natured, and packed with quick-fire jokes, sarcasm, and the regulars’ signature irreverence.
• While most dilemmas are met with comedic deflection, the panel does inject occasional real-world advice: e.g., “Be honest if you want to date around,” or “Don’t ask questions you can’t handle the answers to.”
• True to The BOB & TOM Show format, no issue is too awkward for a punchline—yet underlying all the laughs, there’s genuine chemistry and shamelessly honest talk.

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How to Reach Ali Breen

• Instagram/X: @allibreen (A-L-L-I B-R-E-E-N)
• OnlyFans: Still active (she promises post-St. Patrick’s Day content).

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For listeners: This episode is a perfect cross-section of BOB & TOM’s blend of comedy and real talk, especially when it comes to the strange realities of modern relationships—a must for longtime fans or newcomers needing a laugh and a little (not always serious) advice.

Transcript

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[Ali Breen]

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[Ali Breen]

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[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Producer)]

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[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

Good morning and welcome to the Mr. Insinuation Show. The show. Well, you know, let's go to the phones and. Just go to the phones, huh? Good morning. You're on the program.

[Caller]

Hello, Mr. Mr. Insinuation. Mm, yes, I have a. Got a. Yeah. And it's with my wife.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

Okay.

[Caller]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, she.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

She's not letting you.

[Caller]

You know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

Or she's not giving you.

[Caller]

Well, yeah, And. Oh, you know, I was wondering how long that would.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

She's not doing the.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

Okay. Okay. Okay. Have you tried.

[Caller]

Yeah, we did that.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

Okay. Okay. Have you tried this?

[Caller]

No, we haven't.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

Okay. Have you followed. Now, if you try that, follow it up with one of these, and then immediately after that, give it one of these.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

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[Caller]

All right, well, thank you for every.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

That ought to get you

[Caller]

well.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

Yeah, you know. Okay.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

All right.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

Well, I see, by the way, we were shortening the show today, and thanks for calling today, and it's been the Mr. Insinuation show. The show, you know, right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It's our way of making sure you haven't missed anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Bob and Tom. Extra Tom. I think it's hubba hubba time. Maybe this week we'll help someone.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sexy time with comedian Ali Breen joining us from New York City. Hi, Ali. How are you?

[Ali Breen]

I'm good. How are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good. Now, the way the show works is people go to their favorite social media platform and they grab a L, L, I, B, R, E, E N. And that's Allie Breen. And they send her love problems and we fix them, sort of.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the way it's supposed to work.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, Ally, I see over your shoulder, is that a bottle of hair tonic? What is that?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Bottle of wine, you idiot.

[Kristi Lee]

Vermouth.

[Ali Breen]

It's alcohol.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Producer)]

Oh, wow.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there's one. Oh, my gosh.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I'm blocking my.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a gray. Every time I come on here, a Gray Goose bottle. What else?

[Ali Breen]

There's. I'm not sure what else is back there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it looks like Gaffigan's whiskey. Is that what that is?

[Ali Breen]

That's Gaffigan's whiskey. Exactly. What else?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Look, you got a nice setup.

[Ali Breen]

Vermouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it wrong that my mouth's watering when I see the Grey Goose bottle? Is that bad?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what is your drink of choice, Ali?

[Ali Breen]

I like. You know, I like girly drinks like amaretto sours or like aperol spritzes for the most part, but I like a Like vodka tonic for something harder. Pretty girly, though.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the drink that makes you say yes?

[Listener/Caller]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the drink that makes you say,

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Isn't it all of them?

[Tom Griswold]

Several of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, do you have any letters for us?

[Ali Breen]

I have a bunch. Dear Allie, I've been dating someone exclusively who I met on Tinder, but we never actually had the conversation about being exclusively exclusive. So I met someone the other day in person, and we ended up making a lunch date. We went out, had a great time. I want to continue dating her now, but I don't know if I'm obligated to tell this other girl. We've been dating for three and a half months and spend a lot of time together. I feel like it'll make it worse if I ask for this, so I'm tempted to do it in secret. What do you think is the right thing to do?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Well, the. The girl thinks that you're exclusive. I can tell you that.

[Ali Breen]

Sure.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a half months.

[Listener/Caller]

Yeah.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Yeah. Three and a half months is a

[Ali Breen]

lot because you don't necessarily have the conversation. No, you don't.

[Listener/Caller]

No.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

You kind of assume it's implied, right?

[Listener/Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's okay, though, to keep asking every single moment of the day. What about now? Is it okay now? What about now?

[Ali Breen]

Are we still exclusive?

[Bob Kevoian]

Exclusive?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Well, here's the deal. Obviously he doesn't want to be exclusive, so he needs to either tell her or, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the second one?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

I can still see the second one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but does he tell her?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

He doesn't have to tell her anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing. So this is all secrets?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

It's the first one that needs to know.

[Listener/Caller]

Yeah. He only owes the first one information.

[Tom Griswold]

How many dates? How many dates, if you will, with the second one, you tell the second one, you know.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Are you dating other people? I'm dating other people. I would love to see more of you. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he do that before or after the. After reveal, if you will. Thank you, Jeff. You know what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Okay. This is a no win situation. This will not end well.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

No, yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Because if he's close to the first one once, he all of a sudden is like, well, now I want to date other people. That'll ruin that closeness.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

She's gonna be heartbroken.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, definitely.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Way to go, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Another letter from a man who's ruining someone's life. Thank you. Let's move on.

[Kristi Lee]

Alan, they're. They met on Tinder, so a lot

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

of People meet on Tinder.

[Kristi Lee]

The expectation that it's just a hookup.

[Listener/Caller]

No, no, I don't think so.

[Ali Breen]

No, not anymore.

[Kristi Lee]

Everyone beats online.

[Ali Breen]

Everything is. Yeah. Based in online starts now, so I think it's assumed it's going to be serious.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what are you doing on Tinder anyway, Jeff?

[Kristi Lee]

No, that's the thing. I've never been on it. That's why I thought it was a hookup site. I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's move forward here. If you want to reach Ali, it's a L, L I B R E E N. What have we got? Allie.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I got married thinking I was only the second person my wife has ever slept with because she told me that. I love this so much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh God, I wonder what happens that

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

really makes a difference to you, sir?

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently.

[Ali Breen]

Here we go. She had some college friends visiting last week and one of them told me she went through a slutty stage in college after her first breakup and that she'd been with at least 15 guys that year.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Oh, my go.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, my wife said that year when I confronted her, my wife said that year didn't count because none of them were serious. Wtf? I'm so mad. I feel like I was sold a lie.

[Tom Griswold]

The freshman 15. The freshman 15 is supposed to refer to pounds not being pounded.

[Ali Breen]

Whole new meaning.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Oh, come get.

[Ali Breen]

But isn't there so now what?

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't get upset with something that happened before you. Yes, right.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

That happened before you. Even the picture.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, but I think it's more the.

[Bob Kevoian]

The that she said it but everybody embarrassed.

[Tom Griswold]

What is she going to say?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Yeah, I was a. Oh, except.

[Listener/Caller]

Yeah, except for first semester 1999.

[Bob Kevoian]

Haven't we discussed that the default number in this question is 5?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

5.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many people is 5?

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, what about her college buddy? Shut up.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, thanks a lot.

[Ali Breen]

Maybe she didn't realize she was revealing anything and she thought like oh, come on. That he knew.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I believe that. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

I absolutely don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You hate that.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

How does it come up in conversation?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, some old friend comes, right? You're not gonna believe the time.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Yeah, I love it when it's at wedding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you especially because you think you're the man of mystery. No one know, really knows about you. And you never know.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

We know stories.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah. All of them lies. You are.

[Ali Breen]

You are.

[Listener/Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keeping it hidden from one.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, Ally, that's not fair to ask.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many people have you slept with? No, no, no, no.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Here's how you handle this. You don't ask.

[Bob Kevoian]

The answer is five.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. No, no, no. I was going to ask if there was a season in her life in which.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Seasons of fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Things got out of control.

[Tom Griswold]

Joy. We had fun. We had seasons in the sun.

[Ali Breen]

I think first college breakup after that is the sewing your wild oats. 100 for me at least.

[Listener/Caller]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Y.

[Listener/Caller]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I don't want to get into any numbers, but how many oats are. So is that what you do? You sew the.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can just go by bushel if you'd like.

[Listener/Caller]

Can I use your hands?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Ali Breen]

Instead of sewing the oats is a lot of making out and stuff. It's kind of rare to go.

[Tom Griswold]

You're actually turning red for the first time in this segment. Ally.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Here in the Bob and Tom program we call this Sexy Time with Ali Breen. Ali. Let's get to our next letter. What do we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ellie, my wife and I just had our first baby a month and a half ago. And I'm just wondering how many dads get a paternity test behind their wife's back just in case to be sure. I think the baby looks like me, but I really can't tell yet.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Oh my God.

[Kristi Lee]

I know.

[Ali Breen]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. You know somebody that's done that?

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Listener/Caller]

Swab. Yeah. Swab the kid.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Yeah.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Producer)]

Really?

[Kristi Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, right after the baby was born.

[Kristi Lee]

Go to cvs.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's a school of thought that the baby's. It's. I'm sure it's an old wives tale, but the baby looks most like its father when it's born. So there's no question why the father.

[Ali Breen]

I've read that too. Like right genetically, that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why. Because something about killing. Killing your own young or something too. Some primal thing about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so what? I mean, can you put a number on that? What percentage of people do that?

[Kristi Lee]

One percent of my friends.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember the. We knew a lady that her husband insisted on a paternity test.

[Listener/Caller]

I. Yeah, I know a couple of those where he. Yeah, absolutely. Because he had had a vasectomy and he didn't go and get it checked. Oh, and then she gets pregnant with baby number three and he freaks out. But it was his fault because he never got checked.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's obvious that Jamal was his kid.

[Ali Breen]

There was an inside. I think the name gave it away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Ally.

[Ali Breen]

At one of the comedy clubs where a waitress said that she got pregnant with one of the comics, you know, kids. And he came into the club with a Paternity test demanding that she take it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that. I have a dumb question. How do you even do that swab?

[Kristi Lee]

What do you mean? It's just a cotton swab.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, you know what, actually, I think he came in with a pregnancy test, not a paternity test.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't they have a over the counter situation now?

[Kristi Lee]

Swab the kid's mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you swallow both of them.

[Kristi Lee]

You swap.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Tom.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. You swab yours.

[Bob Kevoian]

If there's anybody out there who think you should swallow the Q tip, don't. Tom said that to be funny, I'm sure. Didn't you, Tom?

[Listener/Caller]

They can do them in utero too now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, where's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

You got a Chili's, then you got Walgreens.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You can do it in Europe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm sorry. So you take. You get this kit. Is it.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And you swab each one and then

[Listener/Caller]

it's next to the pregnancy test.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So then if it lights up blue.

[Kristi Lee]

No. You mail it away.

[Listener/Caller]

It's not instant results.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. Not like those coveted tests.

[Kristi Lee]

That would be hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fair question.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're gonna have that, though. I'm not sure why they don't have that. Like an instant instant match. Instant genetic. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

If it turns red, you're in trouble.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that will happen. Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Did your. In the case of your friend Jeffrey did.

[Kristi Lee]

It wasn't his.

[Listener/Caller]

He knew.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Ali Breen]

Whoa.

[Listener/Caller]

Was there a seed of distrust in their relationship prior that made him want to, or he just didn't think the

[Kristi Lee]

kid looked like him? The hair color, okay, didn't match his family's.

[Listener/Caller]

But it matched the neighbors.

[Kristi Lee]

No, the kid had red hair and he doesn't have red hair in his family. So that's. What.

[Tom Griswold]

So what did he.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, what did he.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they break up?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was the giveaway on Laugh in when they had the Farkle family.

[Tom Griswold]

That boy grew up to be edge.

[Bob Kevoian]

All the kids were. All the kids were red haired. And Ferd Berfel, the next door neighbor was red haired. And Frank Farkle was a brown haired guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Ferd Burford, come over and go. Nice looking family you got here, Frank. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally Breed is our guest. Allie is a very fine stand up comedian and also she is our sexpert, as they sometimes say. Allie, let's get to our next letter.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend woke up in the middle of the night the other night and peed in the sink. We drank a little the night before, but not that much. We also have two bathrooms in our house. How big of a red flag is this, by the way? There were dishes in the sink.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't count yourself lucky it was in the sink.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Okay, I've had drawer, I've had closet. Yeah, I have known someone.

[Ali Breen]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I've had in the face. It's not good.

[Kristi Lee]

No. My ex brother in law, my sister in law told him if he peed the bed one more time that they were done and he would get drunk and pass out and pee the bed. Well, their final straw was he got up one night, walked around the bed, peed on her, walked back around the bed, crawled in, passed out, was unaware of all of it.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's an alcohol issue then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Yes, it's usually an alcohol.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sounds like it's a urinary tract infection, so.

[Tom Griswold]

So to go back to your let, if I'm getting this right, they have two bathrooms, which obviously both have toilets, presumably, but he went to the kitchen and peed in the sink, Is that correct? Dishes in it.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

He may have not known where he was. It happened.

[Ali Breen]

Christie's right, though. At least he made it to a sink. It could have been a closet. Yeah, it could have been a drawer.

[Kristi Lee]

What drawer did he in?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

The drawer in the van. The dresser drawer. This is not.

[Ali Breen]

Andy, A long time ago, were there

[Tom Griswold]

clothes in the drawer, at least?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what you should do, Christy? And fill up a squirt bottle with water and squirt it in his face.

[Ali Breen]

It's not him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, okay.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Well, that's a long time ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pardon me.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

It happens, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I don't know why I'm saying. I know. I know who it was.

[Tom Griswold]

So back to the letter. I'm sorry, what was her question at the end? I'm sorry, I.

[Ali Breen]

For how big of a red flag is this?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Not a red flag.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's maybe that he's.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

What? He drinks?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he may have. He may have a drinking problem that. That can be perhaps help with professionals, et cetera, et cetera.

[Listener/Caller]

If this is a one and done move on, but I guess pay attention.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe, but maybe he just had, you know, one rough night or whatever. It's not like if he was doing it every evening, that would be a little more problematic, but maybe he just tied one on. Tied one on one night.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

And a red flag to me also depends.

[Tom Griswold]

In this guy's defense, if the kitchen's a lot closer than any of the bathrooms, go for it, brother.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, and also in this guy's defense, had she done the dishes, you would not have cheated on it.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, do it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Mr. Insinuation (Call-in Show Host)]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Jeff. We're gonna have to give Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a new segment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at him.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of brilliant.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was hard work. He's stretching out.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the answer the whole time. Thank you, Jeffrey. We have time.

[Ali Breen]

Jeff gets at least one piece of hate mail for that one

[Bob Kevoian]

woman. Take care of her business.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, at least he went it where there was a sink.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Yeah, yeah, of course it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

So it could have been a lot worse.

[Tom Griswold]

How would he have not noticed it, though?

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

If you're. Trust me, you. When you're in that state, I don't think, you know, you really think that you're peeing in the toilet. You're either half asleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucky it was. Someone said lucky it was a number one.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Nobody said that.

[Kristi Lee]

Hey,

[Tom Griswold]

no one was even thinking doing the dishes. I don't remember having meatloaf.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, dear God, I hope I was on the side with the garbage disposal.

[Caller]

If not.

[Tom Griswold]

Allie, we have time for one more letter. What do you got?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, God, I'm not gonna get that image out of my head. Thanks, Tom. Dear Allie, I have been dating my boyfriend seriously for over a year and he has no social media. I thought that was a really good thing, but he recently asked me not to post him on my social media either and to take down the pictures that I have of him. Doesn't it seem like he's hiding something? He just says he has to be extra cautious because of work.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

What does he do?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, yeah, that's a secret agent. Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of people are critical about social media, but I think it's the best thing.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

No, what he's doing is hiding from his other girlfriend that he doesn't.

[Ali Breen]

I. Or his wife.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Yes, or his wife.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, there are certain jobs in which you don't want to be on.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Very few jobs you don't have to be. You can't be on social media. Government work. Some government work. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

It could just be a criminal.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Could be.

[Listener/Caller]

That's true, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's an even better.

[Listener/Caller]

Got a couple warrants.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes.

[Jeff (Bob and Tom Show Regular)]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That led to gunplay at my grandmother's house on Christmas. The police came and arrested my. One of my uncles because he was wanted by. And we always wondered. My dad said, we always wondered why he took a different way to go anywhere. And he. Yeah, he had a. No, he had a gun with him. No, this is in the 70s. No, they came and picked him up.

[Kristi Lee]

And took him away on Christmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm dreaming of an armed Christmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that's cool. My white trash roots run deep.

[Tom Griswold]

Ali, it's always a great pleasure. You can reach Ali Breen. A L L I B R E E N Are you still doing only fans at Ali Bingham?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I am. On Onlyfans. I didn't do anything for St. Patrick's Day, but I will do something today. Okay, post St. Patrick's Day.

[Christopher (Bob and Tom Show Producer)]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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