B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast – B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time
Date: March 6, 2026
Episode Theme:
This lively episode of B&T Extra features comedian Alli Breen joining the Bob & Tom crew for “Sexy Time” – a segment dedicated to crowdsourced relationship and dating advice. Listeners write in with romantic predicaments, and the crew (“the world’s least qualified relationship panel”) responds with their trademark rapid-fire wit, candid storytelling, and playful banter.

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Episode Overview

• Main Theme: Unfiltered, comedic relationship and dating advice
• Format: Alli Breen reads listener questions; panel gives advice, tells stories, and riffs on modern love dilemmas, often with tongue-in-cheek humor

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Relationship Space & Remote Work (02:34 – 05:03)

Letter:
A remote-working husband, always home in a small apartment, asks if it’s fair that his wife wants him to leave (and not her) during a break, even though he pays for everything.

Panel’s Take:

• Bob: “Too much of a good thing. He should find a place he can go.” (04:02)
• Kristi: Suggests working outside or using co-working spaces rather than moving out.
• Tom [joking]: “Or you could just get divorced.” (04:41)
• Resolution: The group recommends space without full separation, through daily getaways or gym time.

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2. Ex-Spouse Photos Post-Divorce (05:21 – 07:34)

Letter:
A woman dates a man divorced 4 years who still displays wedding/family photos. Is this normal?

Panel’s Take:

• Kristi: “Wedding photos, though, after four years...that’s not normal.” (05:55)
• Bill/Chris: Some people are just lazy or oblivious; men rarely update photos.
• Tom (joking): “My mother invented cutting out the head of the offending party...and then you only see an odd hole.” (06:45)
• Consensus: He might just be thoughtless, not emotionally attached; suggest taking couple photos to replace the old ones, or do a humorous scotch-tape swap.

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3. Sugar Dating & “Seeking Arrangements” (07:40 – 10:13)

Letter:
A broke 20-year-old is tempted by sugar dating after seeing a friend make money on Seeking Arrangements; is it prostitution or “dating with benefits”?

Panel’s Take:

• Kristi: “My friend’s daughter does this… she's been in a long-term relationship with someone that takes care of her.”
• Chris (darkly comic): “It’s a 50/50 shot…Either you can pay for your books this semester, or you might end up in a basement.” (09:18)
• Tom & Bob: Explore risks and realities, with trademark gallows humor.
• Consensus: It’s risky, possibly transactional, and not truly “just dating.” Be careful!

Notable Quote:
“Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained.” – Tom Griswold (09:27)

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4. Asking Wedding Guests to Pay a “Cover” (10:20 – 13:45)

Letter:
An engaged woman considers asking wedding guests to pay an entry “cover” instead of bringing gifts, to raise house money.

Panel’s Take:

• Tom: “No one except the bride and groom wants to be at that wedding.” (10:45)
• Chris: Disagrees, loves weddings: “I get to go see my friends, open bar, have you seen me dance?” (11:12)
• Suggestion: Rather than a “cover” charge, suggest a house fund registry: “People would love to help for that.” – Kristi Lee (12:32)
• Jokes: On wedding sponsorship, “Do you take this bride, courtesy of Hyundai?” (13:07)

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5. Flirty Husbands & Suspicions of Cheating (14:09 – 15:21)

Letter:
A woman suspects her friend’s husband is having an affair with another mom, after her child saw him leaving the woman’s house.

Panel’s Take:

• Kristi: “No, keep your mouth shut. She’ll find out.” (14:39)
• Bob & Tom: Downplay, “He’s a good guy.”
• Consensus: Don’t insert yourself; the truth will out.

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6. Regrettable Drunken Hookups & Managing Friendships (15:38 – 16:57)

Letter:
A guy hooks up with a female friend after a breakup; she wants to date, he regrets it. How to let her down gently?

Advice:

• Chris: “Say you need to focus on yourself, be single for a while.” (16:12)
• Bill: “I value you more as a friend than a romantic partner.” (16:19)
• Allie: Notes he’ll need to be clear, otherwise he risks hurt feelings when he eventually dates others.

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7. Disciplining Girlfriend’s Child as a Live-in Boyfriend (17:11 – 18:36)

Letter:
A live-in boyfriend wonders if he should have “parental privileges” over his girlfriend’s misbehaving son; she says “not until you put a ring on it.”

Panel’s Response:

• Bob: “Get married so you can hit him.” (17:46, in jest)
• Allie & Kristi: A live-in situation is different, he should have some say, but it’s a tricky dynamic.
• Tom (dry): “Other than that’s her son and you’re just a guy she met in a bar, I wouldn’t try to fight that battle.”

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8. Suspicious Lost Phones On Girls’ Trips (18:53 – 20:04)

Letter:
A boyfriend worries that his girlfriend “dropped her phone in the ocean” on a Miami girls’ trip – out of contact for days.

Panel’s Take:

• Bob: “I think it’s genius.” (19:19)
• Kristi: If there’s no trust, the relationship is already in trouble.
• Tom (sarcastic): “She’s too busy banging some other guy on the beach.” (20:10)
• Consensus: If trust is shaky, that’s the real issue.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Too much of a good thing. He should find a place he can go.” – Bob Kevoian, on work-from-home strain (04:02)
• “Wedding photos, though, after four years... that’s not normal.” – Kristi Lee (05:55)
• “It’s a 50/50 shot ... you might end up in a basement. Life’s all about risk, right?” – Chris (09:18)
• “No one except the bride and groom wants to be at that wedding. Nobody’s ever done that.” – Tom Griswold (10:45)
• “Get married so you can hit him.” – Bob Kevoian, lampooning live-in boyfriend complaints (17:46)
• “If the trust is that bad, it’s already a [problem].” – Allie Breen, about the Miami phone incident (19:35)

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Segment Timestamps

• 02:34 – Start of “Sexy Time” with Alli Breen
• 03:08–05:03 – Stay-at-home spouse demands
• 05:21–07:34 – Still-standing wedding photos dilemma
• 07:40–10:13 – Sugar dating & Seeking Arrangements
• 10:20–13:45 – Should wedding guests pay a cover?
• 14:09–15:21 – Flirty husbands and cheating suspicions
• 15:38–16:57 – Drunken hookups between friends
• 17:11–18:36 – Disciplining kids as live-in boyfriend
• 18:53–20:04 – “Lost” phones on girls’ trips

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Overall Tone and Closing Thoughts

The show’s advice is as much about laughs as it is about life lessons. The hosts blend genuine insight with irreverence and a healthy dose of dark humor, treating listener issues with empathy but never taking themselves too seriously. Whether advising on cheating suspicions or wedding etiquette, the panel is as likely to tease each other as the callers – making for a fast-paced and highly entertaining journey through modern romance’s pitfalls.

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For fans seeking relatable, comedic takes on love and all its chaos, this episode of B&T Extra delivers in spades.

Transcript

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Sexy Time with Ally Breen from New York City.

[Kristi Lee]

Hey Ali.

[Bob Kevoian]

There she is. We got Allie on the big Screen. Hi, Ally. You're back home again.

[Allie Breen]

Back home, New York City, freezing cold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's. Yeah. Wasn't it freezing cold in Florida when you were there?

[Allie Breen]

It was freezing cold. But in New York we have snowbanks that still haven't been shoveled away. So it's a lot worse here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now the name of the show is Sexy Time. The way this works is folks out there that have love trouble, they know that we can help them, perhaps. So they send you letters and we give them advice. So what have you got for us, Ally?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, I have been remotely employed for two years and I'm always home in our one bedroom apartment. My wife is now saying she needs to take a break. We have a two year old daughter and we live together. They would stay in the apartment and I would have to leave and go back to my family for the break period. But I'm the one who pays for everything, so isn't this unfair? Shouldn't she have to leave? Oh my God, she has the kid.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh my God. Well, you're gonna uproot your kid. Yes, she's gonna do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. We need more information who did what to who and what facilitated the.

[Kristi Lee]

She needs a break.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? She needs a break working

[Allie Breen]

the time. I think it sounds like he's always there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that can be rough. I have a couple friends that are in that situation where they work from home. Yeah, one of my friends, when he started working from home, his wife said, I am not making you lunch every day. Stay in your place. It's too much of a. Too much of a good thing. Yeah, he should find a place he can go.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. I don't know if he has to move back with his family, but go

[Bill]

to a coffee shop or something.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, just move out one of the days.

[Tom Griswold]

Who among us hasn't observed a job interview at Starbucks? Come on, just go there, run your, run your business.

[Kristi Lee]

Don't they have all those businesses now where you can just rent a cubicle for. I know where I do my podcast, we have. They have like cubicles you can just go and work from like every day.

[Chris]

Co working spaces.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, could be nice. Dude, you don't need to move out.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we've actually solved one. Yeah. Well, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Or you could just get divorced.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Are they married?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. That'd make it even easier.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah. My wife. Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Allie Breen]

He should just offer. He should be like, why don't I just join a gym and be away for a couple hours and yeah, do some work from Starbucks and See how that goes?

[Kristi Lee]

It sounds like she really. Yeah, she wants a break.

[Bob Kevoian]

A real break. A forever break.

[Kristi Lee]

There's more to this than just him working at home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's move on. Ali Breen is our guest. A L, L I B R E E N I Spell it. Because you can send your letters to Ally on various social media platforms. You'll also find her on only fans at Ali B A L L I. Okay, what do you got, Ali?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ally, the guy I'm dating has been divorced for four years and all of his wedding and family pictures are still up all over his house. Is this normal or do you think he's not over her? I feel like if I have to ask him to take them down, it's different than him just wanting to do it himself. Is it just that he's not that into me? And what would he say if I asked him? Isn't he just lazy?

[Bill]

Like, I don't change photos? Yeah, I don't even think about it unless I really hate someone that he's hanging on my wall.

[Chris]

I've lived in my place in Chicago six months. I don't have a single photo hanging. And every week I go, this is the week.

[Kristi Lee]

Wedding photos, though, after four years, wedding

[Bob Kevoian]

photos you can get.

[Chris]

But also photos of his kids. He's going to keep up the photos of his kids?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, family photos, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't there some kind of a program you can get now where you take a photo and it would eliminate her from the family photos and you could put them back on?

[Kristi Lee]

What, are you going to put your wedd picture up with nothing in it but you

[Bob Kevoian]

standing with your arm around nothing?

[Tom Griswold]

Look at this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at. Look at this great tux. Look at this great tux I'm wearing.

[Kristi Lee]

And a beautiful church, but I'm by myself.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, maybe he's just oblivious or. Yeah, something's wrong with you. You got to take.

[Kristi Lee]

That's not normal.

[Bill]

I actually think he is. I think he's oblivious and not even thinking about it.

[Chris]

Yeah, just bring it up and say, hey, what if we went and got some photos done of ourselves and we could take down one of you and your ex and put up one of us? How about that?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Allie Breen]

I mean, that might be a little push, though, to want your in that spot.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I. I wasn't going to mention this, but my mother invented you cut the head out of the offending party in whatever picture that you're looking at. And then you only see an odd hole for the photo that Way. I mean, you have to take the picture down to cut the hole out,

[Allie Breen]

but then you put it back up with the hole. That's so serial killer like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Tell me about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I. I have a question. I wonder if it's. If the apartment's really dusty. Maybe this guy just never cleans, never thinks about it changing.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Bill]

Allergies. And doesn't want to stir up dust. Basically.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, just. But I'd like you already go get a picture of the two of you and give it to him as a president. Go. Now we can replace the one of you and Gertrude up there.

[Bill]

You could scotch tape a picture of yourself over her, everybody.

[Kristi Lee]

That'd be funny.

[Chris]

Good idea.

[Kristi Lee]

And just see how long it takes for him to realize that's funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Allie Breen]

That would be great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Problem solved. Brilliant. Thank you, Wallsey. Let's move on. What do you got, Alex?

[Allie Breen]

Killing it. Dear allie, I'm a 20 year old college student. I'm totally broke and one of my best friends goes on dates using seeking arrangements and makes a ton of money that way. My mom says it's prostitution, but my friend says it's just dating with benefits. Good idea or bad idea? I'm so tempted.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Wait. Explain this again. What's that?

[Kristi Lee]

Seeking arrangements is like a dating website, but it's not. It's. It's usually gentlemen, usually older looking for a younger girl to take out to dinner or. I know I have a girlfriend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they pay.

[Kristi Lee]

The daughter does this.

[Bob Kevoian]

They pay them.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kristi Lee]

Very well.

[Allie Breen]

Wait, so how does it go with the daughter?

[Kristi Lee]

She. These are on, right? Yeah. She's been in a long term relationship with someone that takes care of her monetarily.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's going very well.

[Tom Griswold]

I love her very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's the arrangement then.

[Allie Breen]

But they don't.

[Kristi Lee]

She doesn't live in the same city as him. They see each other not very often.

[Bob Kevoian]

But do they do the horizontal mambo?

[Chris]

That's.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't. She says no, I don't know. But there are gentlemen out there who will pay just to have female, you know, companionship for dinner or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but the one in their letter sounds like she's cashing in on this, so.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, well, this.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah. And I think it is a thing with college students because they are broke and it is the age range. Probably older guys are really seeking companionship from. Yep. So.

[Kristi Lee]

And they make good money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bill]

You're not getting murdered by some crazy guy.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, there's that.

[Chris]

It's pretty much a 5050 shot of like. Yeah. Either you can pay for your books this semester, or you might end up in a basement. You know, life's all about risk, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, nothing ventured, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Basement better than crawl space. At least the guys can afford to finish basement.

[Tom Griswold]

Take a chance, take a big swing. Come.

[Chris]

Life's all about you might end up in a dungeon.

[Allie Breen]

It's not like that can't happen to you on Tinder too, though. You don't end up with your books. Did you see In a basement with nothing?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. You didn't even get the books.

[Tom Griswold]

They remodeled Buffalo Bill's house from Silence of the Lambs down to, like, the brick. They restored it rather to the same exact gorgeous. Including, yes, the pit has been redone and brought. Yeah, it looks. It looks amazing.

[Kristi Lee]

And you get to tour it. Do you pay?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can. But not better than that. It's an Airbnb. You can stay there, I'm sure.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Big fat girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, Ally Brain is our guest once again. A L L I B R E E N We'll help you with your love troubles. What have you got, Allie?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, I'm engaged and I'm planning a wedding in the next year. And my husband and I have very small funds. We want to put a down payment in for a house, but we have to wait at least a year or two. After the wedding, a lot of people say, in lieu of gifts, make donations. But I want to say, in lieu of gifts, pay what's equivalent to a cover. It's going to be a great party, so why not? But my husband says, no way. Why wouldn't that be?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here's the sad well, no, no. This is just. We're all adults, right? Right. No one.

[Allie Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No one except the bride and groom wants to be at that wedding. Nobody, Nobody you invite, no one has ever gotten a wedding invitation, goes, hot damn, I get to go to a wedding. Nobody's ever done that.

[Chris]

I disagree with you. I think you guys are getting too old and grumpy for this. If I get a wedding invite, I get genuinely excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right? Yes. Now, what about the wedding invitation excites you?

[Chris]

Because I get to go see my friends. I get an excuse to have an

[Bob Kevoian]

open bar and dance and.

[Kristi Lee]

With pretty girls.

[Chris]

Have you seen me move?

[Allie Breen]

Have you seen me on a dance floor?

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. I hadn't thought about your moves. You're right. And now when I go to weddings,

[Chris]

I bring a special Powder. Because my hair gets so sweaty. And then I put that in and

[Tom Griswold]

I look good to go. Now I bring a dry shampoo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you said a special powder.

[Chris]

I had no idea where that was.

[Kristi Lee]

I was thinking, wow, he's really popular.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a powder.

[Chris]

I'm bringing dry shampoo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn it.

[Chris]

That's not what I am.

[Tom Griswold]

You said you take a special powder.

[Chris]

I. I have a followup party the

[Tom Griswold]

next wedding you get invited to. Can I get invited to it?

[Chris]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

I get a plus one every time I'm there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could be the plus one.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be the plus one. If I get Will see Willie's moves, I'm there.

[Chris]

Oh, Willie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's your date?

[Chris]

That girl at the bar? No, it's that older gentleman dancing over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll bring a special.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like.

[Chris]

Is it the guy in the Washington cap you can see?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's him. Hi. How are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ally, we had a story earlier this year about a couple. I want to say it was in France. Maybe I don't have front of me. They sold sponsorships.

[Kristi Lee]

Remember this like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like. Like a NASCAR thing the guy had on his tuxedo. On his tuxedo.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the angle they should go for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was kind of. That was sort of funny. But I don't think you want to ask people to pay to get in because, I mean, you've been to their weddings and it's.

[Bill]

Yeah, don't do a cover. Just say, in lieu of gifts, please donate to our house fund.

[Kristi Lee]

Exactly.

[Bill]

People would love to help for that.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, definitely. And it's still a choice. They don't get forced to, you know.

[Chris]

Does that work if you're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not getting married? If you just get.

[Bill]

You can make registries for anything.

[Allie Breen]

Maybe they could put Kickstarter.

[Bob Kevoian]

So as someone who has performed weddings, now I'm. I'm licensed, thanks to the Internet.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a chilling thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could. Because you could write your own vows. There are certain things that legally one has to say as part of them. But you could throw in, like, ads.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, that would be great. Yep. Sponsored by.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you take this bride? Courtesy of Hyundai, the new Palisade with no plates on the seat.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you what. You. May we talk about price? I'll make a video for you and do the commercials. How about that? We have to talk about price.

[Allie Breen]

Dance services just put up an option for anyone who wants him to come with his special powder.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do.

[Chris]

Get it started. The special powder is just dry shampoo.

[Bob Kevoian]

The wedding lasts for Three days. I think the best thing about wedding. Best thing about weddings. Wedding cake is delicious.

[Bill]

Oh, yeah, I agree.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Honest. Yeah, I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

White cake, white frosting. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't care for the white cake.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, nobody has just white cake anymore at weddings. They're all fancy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Chrisy, you obviously would know, being a veteran of several. Yes, you could open up a bakery.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievably, this. This man has never been divorced.

[Chris]

Did you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable. Boy, oh, boy. What's it like from your ivory tower?

[Bob Kevoian]

White.

[Tom Griswold]

My God,

[Bob Kevoian]

Allie Breen, what else have you got over there?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ally, my friend's husband is very flirty with all of her friends. He goes out of his way to give these over the top compliments and acts like. And she acts like she finds it adorable. I think he's actually having an affair with my kid's friend's mom. She's divorced and single, and my daughter said she saw him at her house last night. She was there and he wasn't really friendly. He was just trying to leave without being noticed. How should I handle this? I don't want to get my kid caught up in the middle, but I think she should know.

[Kristi Lee]

No, keep your mouth shut.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, keep your mouth. He's fine. He's not doing anything wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a good girl. He's a good girl.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a good man.

[Kristi Lee]

She's gonna find out.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm so confused here. What, so he's flirting with everybody?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. There's a guy that flirts with all the ladies, but this one lady, apparently he is now having an affair with. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. He's just a good guy.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah,

[Chris]

he was helping her out a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Some things in, you know, the kid's

[Bill]

already narcing on him, so he's screwed.

[Allie Breen]

He's got to be nervous if he knows he was seen. I mean, that's halfway there.

[Kristi Lee]

Somebody will say something. You don't need to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I agree. Okay, let's move on. Ally, what else you got?

[Tom Griswold]

What is it Chris Rock saying about cheating on your significant. If you cheat, you're going to get caught.

[Kristi Lee]

That's right.

[Allie Breen]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

It's true.

[Allie Breen]

Especially these days. You can track everyone doing everything. It's like, I don't know how people get away with anything.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't either.

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, oh, I went through a really bad breakup and went out drinking with a bunch of friends to try to get over it. And I ended up hooking up with one of my closest female friends. Unfortunately, not a Very attractive one. She's a guy.

[Kristi Lee]

Wait, time out.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a guy.

[Kristi Lee]

Is this a guy?

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, this is a guy. She then told me that she's always had a crush on me and is so excited we're finally able to date. But to me, it was literally a one night hookup that I regret I've never thought about her that way before. How do I get this message across without losing one of my very good friends?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've always had a crush.

[Chris]

You just say, I'm getting out of this relationship, I need to focus on myself and be single for a while. And I wouldn't want this to affect our friendship.

[Bill]

And I value you more as a friend than a romantic partner.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even.

[Chris]

I think that. Don't even make it about that. Just make it all about yourself.

[Bill]

This girl has been waiting for this moment her entire life and she's.

[Allie Breen]

For her, just.

[Chris]

You're emotionally unavailable. You're not ready right now. You're going to be totally okay.

[Allie Breen]

Well, no, but Jess is right, because once he starts seeing another girl, this girl's gonna be like, wait, I thought you weren't ready. So it has to include, you know, that you're just a friend.

[Chris]

I'm just saying, if you guys want to talk about a guy that needs to say that he's emotionally unavailable and not ready, this is one place where I can give pretty good advice. So I would say, don't mess with the master.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing some research on that project right now.

[Chris]

It's been a fun summer. It's February.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Hell of a summer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ali, we have time for, I think, one more letter. What do you.

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, I moved in with my girlfriend and her six year old son. This kid is a spoiled brat and when I'm around, I'm trying to teach him manners. He has a temper, he has tantrums, he complains. And then she yells at me and tells me I'm not his dad. When I reprimand him, I said, I know, but as a live in boyfriend, I should have some parental type privileges, am I right? And she said, not till I put a ring on her finger. Who's right Here.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this sounds like a warm, wonderful relationship.

[Chris]

You guys just get married.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. That'll fix everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there you go. Get married so you can hit him.

[Allie Breen]

Put that in the vows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, with kids, you know. Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, this one's. This is a rough one. That's not going to change even if they get married. Nope.

[Kristi Lee]

No, no.

[Allie Breen]

But if you're A live in. It's different than just being a casual boyfriend. He should have some parental rights, I would think. I mean, maybe I'm wrong, not being a parent, but it's like if the kid's going wild and you live there too, you should be able to tell him to calm down.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good luck with that.

[Bill]

Basic human behavior.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, other than that's her son and you're just a guy that she met in a bar. I wouldn't try to fight that battle. You'll.

[Chris]

You'll can't discipline a child that calls you by your first name, you know, because. Because you're scary.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't do a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever you say, Neil.

[Chris]

Make your bed.

[Kristi Lee]

Make me.

[Chris]

Bill, I want to end on a positive note.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you kiss my ass? Bill?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I want to end on a positive note. Allie. Let's try to get one more letter in. What do you got?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, my girlfriend went on a girls trip to Miami, and on day one, she said she dropped her phone in the ocean and she was out of contact for the whole week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she did.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I hope she found it miraculously at the end of the trip.

[Allie Breen]

No, it said she came back and she really did need a new phone. But the timing is so suspicious. I don't know if she actually ruined it on purpose. What do you guys think?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's genius.

[Tom Griswold]

Other than I don't know how to actually tell them that I found the phone. So maybe that's a good start, though.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, I hope you trust her more than that.

[Allie Breen]

I mean, right? That's the first thing.

[Kristi Lee]

Right? Exactly. I mean, come on. If you don't.

[Allie Breen]

If the trust is that bad, it's already a. Yeah, I would say.

[Bob Kevoian]

P.S. she has a piece of pepperoni on her face or it's a shanker.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going hard. You turned that way up a notch.

[Allie Breen]

Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I this. She just dropped her phone.

[Bill]

I think she actually, no one would

[Bob Kevoian]

do it on purpose. These phones are a thousand bucks or whatever. Now no one's gonna touch one in the ocean on pur.

[Kristi Lee]

If I dropped my phone, I was gone for a week. I would go to a store in Miami and buy a phone.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't there a.

[Bob Kevoian]

She doesn't have time. She's too busy banging some other guy in the beach. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra, catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. 30 years ago, blinds.com broke the mold and made custom window treatments easy for everyone. Over 25 million windows later, we're celebrating by giving our customers up to 50% off site wide during our anniversary sale. Whether you DIY it or want a pro to handle everything from measure to install, blinds.com has you covered. Shop online, access real design professionals and get free samples. Thank you for 30amazing years. Shop the anniversary sale now through March 11th and get up to 50% off site [e-mail].