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Tom
On WhatsApp, no one can see or hear your personal messages. Whether it's a voice call message or.
Christy
Sending a password to WhatsApp, it's all just this.
Tom
So whether you're sharing the streaming password.
Christy
In the family chat or trading those.
Tom
Late night voice messages that could basically.
Christy
Become a podcast, your personal messages stay.
Tom
Between you, your friends and your family.
Christy
No one else, not even us.
Tom
WhatsApp message privately with everyone. Support for this podcast and the following message comes from America's Navy. The Navy offers new graduates hands on training and experience in careers like computer science, aviation and medicine, plus education. And sign on bonuses. Parents help your grads start their career today@navy.com. welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon we'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show. Today, it's Sexy Time with Ali Breen. It's coming up in just a minute. Coming soon to Bob and Tom tv. It's the next great miniseries. If you like shows like 24 and Prison Break, you're gonna love this show. We're breaking out of here.
Josh
What?
Tom
I said, we're breaking out of here. What? It's Nursing Home Breakout, the story of two brothers determined to break free of the bonds of assisted living. Watch each week as they plan and then execute their escape. What's the plan again? What plan? The escape plan. Oh, that. Look, I have the plans to the nursing home tattooed on my body. Oh, my God.
Christy
Shut your robe.
Tom
Nobody wants to look at that. Hey, why don't you bring that on over here? You can be my nursing home bitch. Critics are calling Nursing Home Breakout a continuing with a wrinkle. And the best thing about the show is if you miss four or five episodes, it won't make much of a difference. In week one, you'll hear, we're only 25ft from the door. Now let's get a move on. And then in week six, you'll hear, we're only 24ft from the door. Now that's awesome. Nursing Home Breakout. Critics are saying it will move you more than a glass of Metamucil. Look, I turned my upper plate into a shank. Ms. Nursing Home Breakout, only on Bob and Tom television. And coming soon from Bob and Tom tv. It's the senior citizens version of Lost. Is this my house? Get off my porch, old man. Guess not. It's Grandpa's Lost. Only on Bob and Tom Television. We're just waiting for the cast to actually show up for work. Here's more Bob and Tom. Extra time for once again delving into the lives of our listeners have the best intentions. But then something always goes horribly wrong. What do you call it? Bad advice? Oh, no. I mean, I call the show Sexy time. No, Sexy time. And there she is. It's the sex goddess with the big glasses. It's Allie Breen. Apparently about to go shoot some hoops. She's got her basketball jersey on and what, she's wearing a tank top.
Christy
Is this the color of someone playing right now? Yeah, I haven't even been watching. No.
Tom
It should be Allie Breen with her gigantic glasses.
Josh
The better to see us with.
Tom
Yeah, my dear, they look great. And we missed you last week, Ally, but we did the show without you and it was the usual failure.
Christy
I bet that you saved some lives.
Tom
I'm not so sure. No. Ally can be found on your favorite social media platform. It's a L L I B R E E N. When she's not on stage doing great stand up comedy, she's helping loved among the lovers out there. And she's also on OnlyFans. A l l I B is where you will find her. Have you done the thing where you roll on the paint yet?
Christy
No, I still haven't done that. But I might start winding it down. I haven't been paying enough attention to it. That might be my grand finale. Yeah, I don't know how much longer I'll be on there because I feel bad I'm not putting a lot of content out there.
Tom
Oh, come on, step up.
Christy
Get some butt paint pictures going.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Tom
Okay, let's get to our first letter. What's happening out there?
Christy
Dear Allie, I walked into the bathroom on my husband at the sink, really hardcore inspecting his penis. Is there a reason you'd be doing this other than him possibly cheating on me?
Tom
Absolutely correct. He's cheating on you. The only reason you look at your penis like that.
Christy
What do you guys hardcore inspect your. Your penis in the bathroom?
Tom
Conceivably it could be chafed.
Josh
Right? Right.
Tom
He could have had an accident with his zipper. I think every guy out there could have.
Josh
He could have heard a podcast that said, hey, every now and again take a look for.
Tom
You know what I mean, Anything.
Ali Breen
Why did she jump to that?
Josh
Yeah, even grooming probably because, oh, he must be looking for an std.
Ali Breen
Right?
Josh
So I don't have them. So his girlfriend must. That kind of thing.
Christy
Someone must have done something right.
Tom
No, no, no, that's a lie. He probably he was maybe grooming and he could have slipped and cut something or.
Josh
You know what I often do when something like anything like this happens with a significant other instead of writing a radio show, I ask, hey, is everything okay, honey?
Ali Breen
Yeah. What's she looking at? Do you need some help?
Josh
Yeah. Do you want me to look at something to see if it seems weird?
Christy
It's a relationship. Do I need to inspect your weird, possibly diseased penis anywhere?
Josh
I have something on my arm. I go, hey, does this look weird to you? That kind of thing.
Christy
If he.
Josh
And it's also my pickup line, hey, does my penis look weird?
Tom
Try that. Enough, you'll get a. Maybe he should have gone, can you see my tan lines? I'm trying to turn to go parfait.
Ali Breen
If he gets nervous when you ask him that, then maybe you have something to be worried about.
Tom
Way too paranoid. Yeah.
Josh
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Answers with a question and he's lying.
Christy
Yeah.
Josh
And sometimes guys are guys. They just want to take a look, see how everything is.
Tom
What's going on down there? Are you bigger than you were yesterday?
Christy
Yeah. Hey, buddy, what's up?
Tom
Gotta keep an eye on it. Yeah, I'm doing some weight training. Trying to get a little bit bigger. I. I don't know. This is. This is a. Not to use a bad pun, a stretch, I think.
Ali Breen
Lighten up. If you start itching, then you can worry. Right?
Josh
In fact, I'm wondering if you're cheating on him.
Ali Breen
That's what I was gonna say.
Christy
Projecting.
Ali Breen
I honestly was, Josh. I was thinking the same thing.
Tom
Okay, well, let's move. Let's move forward here. Enough speculation. We'll try to sol else's issues. What else is happening?
Christy
Dear Ally, my boyfriend farts in front of me all the time. I've kind of gotten used to it. But the bigger concern is he lets him rip. Totally in public. Do guys actually have a harder time holding them in or something? Or does he really just not care?
Josh
Yeah, there's like.
Tom
Is this guy European? Is he, like, from Germany, where they let him rip? Is that a thing?
Christy
Are they not. Yeah, that's a thing in.
Ali Breen
In Germany.
Tom
Oh, yeah. They don't care.
Josh
I know that.
Christy
Seems Germany has some really weird behaviors attached to the.
Josh
In public is weird.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Tom
Yeah. The fact that he's so relaxed about it.
Ali Breen
Also proud even, it seems.
Tom
Does he have. Does he add up any of that going on? You've matched yourself with someone who has a great deal of self confidence. They're very comfortable within their own skin.
Ali Breen
Yeah, that's true.
Christy
That's probably true.
Tom
I've been trying to do that my entire life. Never have I been successful at being comfortable being myself. So this guy.
Christy
I thought you meant publicly.
Tom
No, no, I would.
Ali Breen
Let's do a deep dive on that. Tom, why are you not comfortable. Comfortable with yourself?
Tom
I don't care if he's comfortable with himself or not. Just pick a personality. Okay. Would you.
Josh
I don't want to wander into any of these caves.
Tom
Yes. And why do we have to come in there with you? So sorry. Let's get back to our letters. We're talking with Ali Breen, comedian, and Ali is accepting your letters at Ali Breen and your favorite social media platform. What have you got, Allie?
Christy
I just want to note, Tom deflected pretty quickly when we tried to spotlight on him. Look at that.
Ali Breen
He does it all the time.
Christy
Dear Allie, my wife did the Botox and lip filler thing and she looks like one of the Real Housewives of the Midwest. I told her she's made herself look way less attractive and now she's mad at me. But isn't that a compliment, that I prefer her to be natural? How do I get out of this?
Josh
Yes, but there's a different way to put it.
Christy
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Ali Breen
We can't just take out the filler real quick.
Tom
Which doesn't. I. Which one of those wears off?
Ali Breen
Both of them. They both will. Yeah.
Christy
I think. Oh, yeah. All of that does.
Ali Breen
It all wears off after a while, but it takes a while.
Christy
Does it leave a weird, like, thing behind or do you go back to normal?
Ali Breen
I. Yeah, like something like stretch marks on your lips? I don't think so. I have never done them, so I don't know for sure, but I. I don't believe it leaves.
Josh
You haven't done them downstairs?
Ali Breen
No, no.
Tom
You mean, look at me?
Ali Breen
Do I look like I've done anything?
Tom
No, we can't see that.
Christy
Wait till that becomes a trend.
Tom
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Oh, that's become a trend, hasn't it?
Christy
Oh, has it?
Josh
Labial puffing.
Tom
What?
Ali Breen
What?
Josh
Yeah, we had a story about.
Ali Breen
We had a story about that.
Tom
You want to see it? Is that where they were? They injected down there?
Josh
Yeah, we talked about it.
Tom
I think Josh wants to see him through the yoga pants. Right.
Josh
There are men out there who want to. Yeah. They want to be able to see everything. I think, I believe it's Comedian Jim Norton said he wants to be able to see it through a snowsuit.
Tom
So the question is, should he? Yeah.
Christy
So he said to her, isn't it a Compliment. She shouldn't be mad. But you're right. Josh is right. He said. He said you made yourself look less attractive.
Ali Breen
Yeah, that's not what he said.
Christy
Not the way to go about it.
Tom
Okay.
Josh
I think the first. One of the first things you can ask is, oh, what are your. How do you feel now that you have the. Are you happy with it?
Tom
What do you think?
Christy
Do you like it?
Josh
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom
But there is that sort of generic face that some of these women have where they all start looking the same. They have cheekbone implants, they get all this puffy stuff, and it's like you're looking at the same person in the.
Ali Breen
Grocery store in Beverly Hills. You'll know exactly what he's talking about. Same.
Josh
If. If a woman gets something like that done and then she says, what do you think? And I say, you know what, it looks pretty good. I'll be honest. I prefer your natural lips.
Tom
There you go.
Josh
But how do you. But no, no, that'd be fine.
Ali Breen
That would be much better at all. Like, oh, cool.
Tom
You immediately grab your chest and fall to the floor, say, I think I'm having a heart attack. Rush me to the hospital. Just don't answer any other question.
Christy
Okay, I did a. Pretend you don't recognize her. Just go, who are you? Just freak out. Run out of the house.
Tom
I'm blacking out, honey. Okay, Al, I did a quick search on this and I ended up on the wrong side of things. It says, according to gq, the use of Botox on the testicles.
Ali Breen
Oh, yeah, that's happening.
Tom
Is growing in popularity. According to John Perez, a 35 year old working in the fashion industry. The most interesting part to me is that it will improve my sex life. It will make everything more sensitive. Oh, yeah. They talked to Dr. Evan Reeder who says over the past couple of years, men have become more comfortable asking to get the wrinkles removed from their sack.
Ali Breen
Yep. Wow story too. Yep.
Tom
Yikes. It says a typical treatment that's a commitment will last three to four months of a quote, smooth sack for $1,000.
Christy
Wow.
Josh
That's 500 a ball.
Tom
Yeah.
Christy
And it makes the sex feel better. You would think that that would maybe hurt more.
Tom
I'm judge. I think this may be a gay thing.
Christy
Actually, judging by interesting necessarily, there are.
Ali Breen
Some men who care about the way their sack looks. Really gay.
Tom
It has to be fun because that's injected, right?
Ali Breen
Yep.
Tom
So. So the doctor is going to be saying the standard. You're going to feel a small prick and then the guy. So are You, Doc. That's why we're getting this done. Sorry. What do you got?
Christy
Dear Allie, I've been married for five years, and I love my wife, but I'm a little bored. So I started a Tinder profile just to start flirting with women. I've actually met some really cool people. They don't know I'm married, but I'm thinking of telling them and seeing if anyone is still game to start a little fling. So it actually helped my marriage, but I know if I got caught, it would end it. So my friend told me I need therapy, but honestly, this is better than therapy. What do you guys think?
Ali Breen
You're gonna get divorced in about a year. You better start getting your stuff in order.
Tom
I'd be curious to find out where it went from I just started Tinder profile to telling them I'm married to see if they want to have an actual affair.
Josh
I think, Yeah. I think, Chick. The answer is before he even started the Tinder.
Christy
Yes.
Tom
Yes.
Ali Breen
He was out before he even started.
Tom
That was the goal from day one.
Josh
Yeah. And you asking us is also just, you are going to do it. You're going to cheat on her, I hope.
Tom
Yeah.
Christy
You want someone to say, yeah, that's reasonable.
Ali Breen
She is going to find out. Yep. You're going to match with one of.
Christy
Her friends or they're just gonna see you on there. Yeah, totally.
Ali Breen
Yep.
Tom
So how does this guy do? Does he put on, like, Superman glasses so that she'll never. She'll never recognize me. I'm Clark Kent. I wonder how many times a day a woman has a friend of hers come up and say, I saw your husband's profile on Tinder. Oh, man.
Christy
Oh, I bet a lot.
Tom
I bet.
Christy
Yeah. A lot.
Tom
Isn't that prefaced with, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I've been itching to do it all day. Yeah.
Josh
Almost every.
Christy
There's probably so much gas after that, though, because people can be like, I got hacked. They stole my profile. They. I'm sure there's so many things that people say to excuse it.
Ali Breen
So you wouldn't. If you ran across someone's profile on Tinder, you would not tell them.
Tom
Well, how on earth would that happen? I don't.
Josh
I don't think I would, because it's none of my boy. That's a tough one.
Christy
I know. It depends on how close the friend is, probably.
Josh
Yes, it does. Yeah.
Christy
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Oh, boy. That's a mind. Yeah. I would tell him. I don't care. I'd be like, hey, look, here's your husband on here. You might want to follow up on that.
Tom
And by the way, he's a bad kisser.
Ali Breen
Yeah. He didn't even take me anywhere nice.
Tom
I told him to inspect his male member.
Josh
Christy gave the best. She said the best thing here, which is, good luck, sir, because you're doing it. We know you're doing it.
Tom
Yeah, let's check in.
Christy
For sure.
Tom
What does our next letter say? Allie?
Christy
Dear Allie, my husband travels for work a lot, and he never wants me to go with him. He says it'll add a lot of stress to him and I'll probably be bored because he doesn't have time to do anything other than work. I'm totally fine with that. I can spend the day doing touristy stuff and go to a spa and then just basically have dinner and go to sleep with them. The fact that he won't even try it makes me think he's either cheating, trying to cheat or needs a fair amount of space for me. And none of these things are good for a marriage, right?
Josh
No, no. The space thing is completely fine.
Ali Breen
Right.
Christy
Yeah.
Josh
This is tough because Godwin and I talk about this.
Tom
The traveling beyond the road. Yeah.
Josh
We can totally relate to this guy.
Tom
Yeah, absolutely.
Josh
You are. It's. You're in a different mindset. You're in a lord at times.
Tom
Yes. Yeah.
Josh
And dinner is probably out. He's probably. If he's traveling for work, he probably has to have dinner with work people, clients, other. No, this guy's not up to anything bad. Leave. Let him go.
Tom
I don't know. I don't know who said it first, but I can't miss you if you're not going.
Christy
Yes.
Tom
Yeah.
Ali Breen
Space is important.
Tom
Yeah. But also, this guy may need a lot of work time.
Josh
Exactly.
Tom
He's on the road. He's working in the hotel room.
Josh
He might be answering emails.
Tom
I don't know. How do you expect him to get laid if his wife goes with him?
Ali Breen
Compromise. If he went someplace that was cool that she could go to, though, because I used to travel for work, and I think one time my boyfriend came with me, and so we got to do one touristy thing. Otherwise, he was just kind of chilling in the car or the hotel.
Josh
It's a little unfair to assume that.
Tom
He has the same. You know, sometimes the big deals are done, you know, with a guy. Could they. Hey, we're gonna go bowling. Hey. By the way, during, you know, between the 9th and 10th frame, I did the big. I sold the thing and. Right. The Johnson Account sealed and delivered.
Josh
Exactly.
Tom
We closed it.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Josh
It's one less he. Yeah. No, don't. You don't have to go.
Christy
It's funny. My sister's married to a pilot, and people are like, oh, that must be so hard. She's like, no, that's saving our marriage.
Josh
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christy
Oh, look at this guy.
Tom
Wait a minute. There's a cat on your.
Christy
Yeah, that was. Come on.
Josh
Buddy told us never to mention that.
Tom
The size of a beaver.
Ali Breen
So big.
Josh
What is that, a panther?
Tom
What did Carson say? Can I. Can I. Can I pet your. And then didn't. Was it. Dabor said, well, I have to move this cat first or something. We have time for.
Christy
Jason was just telling me he saw a guy with a shirt that said, show me them kitties. That's great.
Tom
We have time for one more letter from Ali Breen. Ali, go.
Christy
Dear Allie, my wife quit her job because she was miserable, and she met someone on the street who asked her if she'd ever modeled before. She actually gave him her information, and he called, and then it turns out he wants her to be an onlyfans model. She was like, if I could keep my identity hidden. It's kind of like a webcam girl, and she's kind of into it. I'm not. What do you guys think?
Ali Breen
She doesn't need that guy in order to be a web model, though. He just like, I want to film you.
Josh
And she should know every person, every porn star, if you ever listen to them interviewed, says the first thing they tell new girls getting into the business. And I know this is just only fans modeling, but it applies here too. People will find out you can never stay anonymous. You, you, everyone.
Christy
Oh, interesting.
Tom
Everyone will know since you're taking pictures of your face and all.
Josh
Yeah, I mean, I guess you could get away with not, but that's. Who wants that?
Tom
There's probably. There is probably some weird fetish where you never want to see the face.
Josh
Yeah, probably.
Tom
Maybe the unknown sex worker bag over her head.
Christy
Hey, like the unknown comic. It's amazing. Would you go There should be the masked singer, but for only fans.
Tom
The bag over the head chick. You go. Paper or plastic? Oh, you got to go paper. Okay. They see through the plastic.
Josh
Well, I bet there's a. I bet there's a plastic bag.
Tom
They tighten it, though. So they tighten it at the end, Cambodia style. Oh, there we go. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra, catch us on itunes, Google Play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.
Ali Breen
Mom and dad, the school supplies you buy me this year will mostly end.
Christy
Up in my mouth.
Ali Breen
Maybe shop low prices for school at Amazon so I don't eat up all.
Christy
Your money, just something to chew on. Amazon.
Tom
Spend less, smile more.
Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast – B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time
Release Date: August 1, 2025
Hosts: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Guest: Ali Breen
In this episode of B&T Extra, listeners are treated to an engaging and humorous session featuring the hosts of The BOB & TOM Show alongside their special guest, Ali Breen, a stand-up comedian known for her sharp wit and relatable humor. The segment kicks off with a brief mention of WhatsApp's privacy features before seamlessly transitioning into the main content, setting a lighthearted tone for the discussions to follow.
Before delving into listener interactions, the hosts enthusiastically promote upcoming content:
These promotions serve to entertain listeners while showcasing the hosts' comedic prowess.
The core of the episode revolves around listener-submitted letters, which Ali Breen and the hosts respond to with a blend of humor and faux-serious advice. Below are the key letters discussed:
Letter Summary: A listener expresses concern after witnessing her husband intensely inspecting his penis in the bathroom, fearing he might be cheating ([05:18-07:19] Listener & Hosts).
Notable Quotes:
Discussion: The hosts humorously debate whether the behavior indicates cheating or is merely a health check. Suggestions range from physical issues like chafing to grooming habits, all delivered with comedic exaggeration.
Letter Summary: A listener is bothered by her boyfriend farting frequently in public and seeks advice on whether this behavior indicates deeper issues ([07:53-08:43] Christy, Josh, Tom).
Notable Quotes:
Discussion: The conversation playfully explores cultural differences, speculating if the boyfriend is European or simply lacks social etiquette. The hosts joke about potential reasons, including genetic factors or personal habits.
Letter Summary: A listener confesses to creating a Tinder profile to flirt with women despite being married, asking whether this behavior is acceptable ([13:29-15:50] Christy, Josh, Tom).
Notable Quotes:
Discussion: The hosts unanimously agree that the listener is on a path to infidelity, offering exaggerated predictions about the consequences. The humor underscores the seriousness of trust issues in relationships.
Letter Summary: A listener is concerned that her husband’s frequent work travel is affecting their marriage, as he never wants her to accompany him ([15:53-17:44] Christy, Josh, Tom).
Notable Quotes:
Discussion: While the topic is more serious, the hosts maintain a humorous tone, suggesting practical compromises and poking fun at the challenges of balancing work and personal life.
Letter Summary: A listener shares that her wife, after quitting a dissatisfying job, has been approached to become an OnlyFans model, and seeks advice on supporting her without judgment ([18:31-19:54] Christy, Josh, Tom).
Notable Quotes:
Discussion: The hosts address the complexities of online modeling and personal privacy with humorous suggestions on maintaining anonymity. They also touch upon societal perceptions and the importance of open communication in relationships.
Throughout the episode, the hosts and Ali Breen engage in lighthearted banter, interspersed with jokes and playful teasing:
As the episode wraps up, the hosts and Ali Breen maintain their comedic momentum, delivering final thoughts on the last letter and reinforcing the episode's humorous yet insightful tone. The closing segment ensures listeners are left with a smile, reflecting on the absurdity and relatability of the discussed relationship dilemmas.
Notable Closing Quotes:
This episode of B&T Extra successfully blends humor with everyday relationship challenges, offering listeners both laughter and a lighthearted perspective on common issues. Ali Breen’s contributions add depth and relatability, making the discussions engaging for those familiar and new to The BOB & TOM Show. Whether navigating suspicions of infidelity, public flatulence, or the complexities of online modeling, the hosts provide a comedic yet thoughtful take, ensuring an entertaining and memorable listening experience.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
This detailed summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, humorous exchanges, and the unique chemistry between hosts and guest, making it a valuable overview for both regular listeners and newcomers.